@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 shoving your religion down everybody else's throat and making everything about your beliefs is extremely obnoxious. this is literally a comedy skit video with nothing to do with christianity.. get a life dude
I love how committed the doc was to giving him a scrip. He could have just given up on him after the 4th 'are you sure you don't have...' but he wasn't let homie leave without his marijuana card.
Bruh that has been going on since before I finished high school in '07 here in South Africa. . . but I still don't know where it started. There's also the "was supposed to go hone with my friend, but they left without me" Don't forget the "we're from out of town and all our money was just stolen"
@@1ma4ighter its every where my friend, dont see it a lot in america but back home ppl would just clean your car at stop lights same concept lol. i love the human mind
Lol had homeboy who went to gas station, got out car to go inside (left car running 🤦🤦) and the this homeless dude asked for $5... homeboy said "na". 😂 Man that homeless dude stole his car while he was inside. .. he ended up getting it back like within couple hours or less cause it had a tracker(car dealership). Shit kinda funny though 😂
Whenever i see this clip, I always think about the lyric in 12:45 , "i killed Darnell with my nine, nine times, at nine p.m on a dime", but the murder weapon is "long ass variation" which i think is definetely not a 9mm
I feel like Peele's not even acting, he's just showcasing his multiple personalities. No one can play so many different characters as effortlessly as he does unless it comes from within.
bro this show hella old and the fact that y’all can reupload OLD CONTENT and it still makes me laugh like new is crazyyyyy😂 that just lets y’all know how timeless these 2 are. I used to rewatch marathons on tv everyday of Key&Peele and here i am today😂
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ "Hey long time no see! What are you doing these days?" "Well, I spend my time posting bible quotes on UA-cam like a retard."
“promise me you’ll never sleep with another woman” what a genuinely cruel thing to ask on your deathbed 😭 just extracting a bunch of impossible promises and then dying so he breaks every single one of them and hates himself forever
What with the little girl waiting in the car for dad to return. No food, No coat Wife with large quantities of "Moon Dust" trapped in her lungs. And empty gas can to fill up. No money in (fake) bank account They could be bankrupt for decades.
[Dun-Dun-' Duh-dauh Dah!] " A Yogurt Land punch card." "As you can apparently see... That is. I'm up for my ninth purchase apparently. " ......"you get a 10 oz. Yogurt for that.."😂😢😮
"Nouns and adjectives, they just happen to be in a dope order" I love these two
Thanks 😊
You love nouns and adjectives?
"big man, big man, biggest of men" This sketch cracks me up all the time!! Love you guys!
THAT PART!!! looooool! Love them so much!
BIG MAN THOUGH
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 Why are you trying to inspire others to hate God and Christians?
Biggest of men is the touch that elevates them into the GOAT tier.
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 shoving your religion down everybody else's throat and making everything about your beliefs is extremely obnoxious. this is literally a comedy skit video with nothing to do with christianity.. get a life dude
“Sleep like a baby… with aids” literally my favorite line in the history of key and peele
😂
it's "Why do kittens require milk" sex detective for me
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Get out of this comment section. Exodus.
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Weirdo
@@kyleelward5445it’s “Sexually, of course” for me
"She got moon dust in her lungs...
"That's never good that's never good"
😆 like that's such a common thing to happen
Absolutely hilarious
Absolutely
I love that skit because I had a couple guys try that con when I was in Milwaukee.
@@hey-you7 u musta thought of this skit while it was happening and couldn’t help but laugh😂😂
@@makeouthill358 no the real life event happened before seeing this skit
“Your request has been filed” i’m dead
watched that part 30 times and still laughing, even more after de niros
Rest in peace
so is she 💀
Legit sounds exactly like goofy🤣
I like how the detective slightly dances and sings along with Gunrack's 2nd verse
they're just words happened to be in a dope order
Ive always loved tht small part😂
"Fuhgeddaboud" with Robert de Niro's impression is killing me 😂😂
that shit had me rolling 😂😂😂
''Please dont touch me, its not all about you" 😅😅😅
He was crying about giving up porn!! 😂😂😂😂
@@cristianlescano4427I thought he was crying because he knows he has to see his wife’s mother.
@@thegoat6370but he didn't say yes to that question
'Shot up Dar-nell with a long-ass gun and tossed it into the the Aq-uar-ium" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
NGL his rhymes be slappin'
A gun. Of the long ass variety
@@hippopotamus7032with seaweed on it
Bro I the vid was playing when I saw this comment I hear shot up dar Nell Wierd huh
These are noums in a really dope order!!!
"Does your face hurt? Then this should help!" 🤣😅🤣
😂😂
Satisfyingly hilarious 😂
'You don't have schizophrenia' ..."Yes you do"
I love how committed the doc was to giving him a scrip. He could have just given up on him after the 4th 'are you sure you don't have...' but he wasn't let homie leave without his marijuana card.
"Then sleep like a baby...with aids" 😂😂😂😂
14:38 "The name of the album is "I Killed Darnell Simmons"
...... "It's a concept album" 😂 Their delivery and timing is so good
"stroke my chin real slow when im lying"
‘Its a concept album’ aaid so cool like, ‘its ok’
"Does your face hurt Mr. Washington?" Best part. LMAO 🤣
Why is Peele so good at playing weirdos?? 😂 that interrogation scene had me rolling
That was the usual suspects
Kevin Spacy playing Keyser soze
😂😂
because he is playing himself
when Peele busts out the Beaker voice - LOL!
The police man taking carter away couldn't hold his laugh, his face was ready to burst.
gun rack is one of my favourite key & peele sketches ever. so smart and funny.
its a play off dat movie The Usual Suspects
Check out "bitch" and "gay ganster" sketches, absolute genius.
@@jamal4069 It would be the second sketch. Gun Rack is the last one.
İt's a reference to Sacramento's X-Raided.
the way he just says in full confidence "im up to my ninth purchase apearantly"
That can't be faked. 🤣
"The warehouse is located in..the..diploma.......for being a detective."
Sounds legit
Legit and well played, Detective !!
I wonder who came up with the "My car broke down, can you help me out, and I'll be back to help you out?!!?" Whoever started that was is a pioneer!
fr bc its like an index in any major city
@psychotic water bottle 😂 IKR, every city I travel to, I hear that story. It's like in the "Beggers handbook!"
Bruh that has been going on since before I finished high school in '07 here in South Africa. . . but I still don't know where it started.
There's also the "was supposed to go hone with my friend, but they left without me"
Don't forget the "we're from out of town and all our money was just stolen"
@@1ma4ighter its every where my friend, dont see it a lot in america but back home ppl would just clean your car at stop lights same concept lol. i love the human mind
Do you mean The Ted Bundy can you help me fix my car phenomenon?
“I’m just gonna give you my ATM card, so you know I’m legit.” Lmaoo the way he says it l, is funny as hell!! OMG
Exodus 20:7
“Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.”
"Fuhget abooooooout it"
Is the best way to say yes.
“If I had to.. identify it I would call it.. a gun, of the long ass variety” 😭😭💀💀💀💀
with a little seaweed in there.
NURSE?! FIX MY WIFE!! *incoherent sobbing* 🤣🤣🤣
"DOES YOUR FACE HURT, MR WASHINGTON? THEN THIS SHOULD HELP" lmao
*SMACK* "Does your face hurt Mr. Washington?" "Yes." "Then this should help." Direct. Appropriate. Hilarious.
I just have the feeling that the ATM scenario is so hilarious, because it probably actually happens in some form or other, every day.
I did give a guy gas money, to find him standing at the same spot for a few days longer. I felt so betrayed lol
@@Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure at least 10 people give him $20 a day he up
Lol had homeboy who went to gas station, got out car to go inside (left car running 🤦🤦) and the this homeless dude asked for $5... homeboy said "na". 😂 Man that homeless dude stole his car while he was inside. .. he ended up getting it back like within couple hours or less cause it had a tracker(car dealership). Shit kinda funny though 😂
Whenever i see this clip, I always think about the lyric in 12:45 , "i killed Darnell with my nine, nine times, at nine p.m on a dime", but the murder weapon is "long ass variation" which i think is definetely not a 9mm
Take a look at S&W 929. 8 round, 9mm revolver with a long-ass barrel. (It's one round shy and not as long, but it's close enough.)
November 9th?!?!!
“It seems to be a gun of the long ass variety” 💀💀
With a little sea weed in there
I feel like Peele's not even acting, he's just showcasing his multiple personalities. No one can play so many different characters as effortlessly as he does unless it comes from within.
"Shows you that I stay fit and conscientious and whatnot" - ROFL
7:11 this guy's acting was so natural, uses a lower voice as if they were in an actual hospital.
You do know who he is tho?
I can’t remember the actors name but he was badger in breaking bad
@@jamesdeanharrelson9743 matt jones
Coffee coop, his name was Bald man Coffee coop.😂😂😂.
8:57 Damn, I almost can't recognize Key from his makeup as Peele's bedridden wife
dude i just went back to check lmao
man that was comedy gold 😂
Nah, that's Rashida Jones from Angie Tribeca
😅😂🤣
I@iamPETTY it does look a bit like her, that's probably what they were going for
bro this show hella old and the fact that y’all can reupload OLD CONTENT and it still makes me laugh like new is crazyyyyy😂 that just lets y’all know how timeless these 2 are. I used to rewatch marathons on tv everyday of Key&Peele and here i am today😂
"Mr Washington, something from this century"
🤣
A concept album 😂
Miss these legends working together. History makers. Bless them
Damn !! These guys are absolutely comic geniuses !!
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ "Hey long time no see! What are you doing these days?" "Well, I spend my time posting bible quotes on UA-cam like a retard."
yes
Kevin Spacey imitation is really good
This a duo I would never want to break up
“My Yogurtland punch card, I’m up to my 9th punch and you can’t fake that.” 😂😂😂😂
... "Fiduciary Crisis" !!! 🤨😵💫😅😂🤣😹
Took me Out!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
bro said 🫁✋🥷🐲🏃🏽♀️
“Awwwassabababiu”
I never laughed so hard like this one 😂😂
If I hadn't seen "The Usual Suspects", the hilarity of Finly and Detective, would have been lost on me.😅
I haven’t seen it it’s still funny. What am I missing?
@@jimmygalpin6660 Type the last scene of "The Usual Suspects", in UA-cam. Who is Keyser Soze?😁
@@OmarAbdulMalikDHEdMPASPACPAProthe reference would have been lost on you, it's funny regardless, whether you've seen that movie or not.
I definitely need to put that poster in a hospital ward somewhere “I’m loosing my patients”
"big man, excuse me big man" definitely 1 of my favs... the accuracy cracks me up😂
3:22 The way Peele is looking at Keegan like "YOU [redacted] idiot...." took me all the way to the top floor! 😭😭💀💀💀
The doctor one, just is simple yet great
"Does your face hurt Mr Washington!?" "Yea-" "Then this should help!"
"If I had to identify it I would call it a gun, of the long-ass variety" lmaoo
These guys just keep coming up with fantastic sketches - brilliant.
I'm gonna start using, " ok big man, I'll catch you on the up flip!"
I love the „apparently“ at around 1:43 implying he stole the wallet too
"And you can't fake that"
Gun Rack and his track about killing Darnell is supreme 🤣🤣that track is a whole confession
"His name was Baldy tall man coffee coop" 😂😂
😂😂😂
The usual suspect parody was the best part
Credit card holder in a new wallet 😂
“Message received 🤖” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I have no idea what that object is, if I had to identify it, I would call it a gun, of the long-ass variety, some seaweed in there too"....Dead
These guys are the best comedians today.
Maybe not best comedians but skit comics 100% no question
'Spousal crisis on my midst' 😅
This is the key to peele back all the lies told by the world and reveal the undying truth.
I can't believe I'm watching a new Key and Peele for the first time!!!
No wayyy damn dish could rewatch it for the first time again
@@elmergarcia8724 haha! True!!
the show ended in 2015 its not new
@@nneverso But its New to him . Applaud that 😏
Better late than never
"your request has been filed" 😂got me so good there
"...i also have a spousal injury crisis on my midst".. epiccc>>>>>
Yet another example of how these guys operate at another level.
“Coincidence?” 😂😂😂😂
That doctor slap was personal 😆
Coffee, his name is Coffee cup . Always cracks me up 😂
We all needed that Bonus Track at the end hahahah
Yo it’s the dude from breaking bad
Badger
Eye ball replacement surgery.. is that even legit 🤣🤣💀
😂😂😂😂
How do they come up with this sheet... Its so funny & ageless. I remember watching the show back in 2013 & to this day it's so fresh
Bring these genius of actors back please
I just got the "hey carter, you hang in there" referring to the cat poster lmao
'Slaps the hell outta his patient' "Does your face hurt?" "yea" "then this should help!" *writes prescription with all fury and anger*
"this is not all about you" 😭
“I’m getting too old for this 💩.” 😂😂😂😂
My wife was in the astronaut program. My wife had gotten moon dust in her lungs (that’s never good) 😂😂😂
“Chiggity, chiggity check”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"...which makes you know that it is indeed me" lol. I could watch just them talking about IDs for 10 minutes.
"with this Planet Fitness membership, You know I keep myself healthy and fit and whatnot"
Another good line..... So many in that skit !!
“promise me you’ll never sleep with another woman” what a genuinely cruel thing to ask on your deathbed 😭 just extracting a bunch of impossible promises and then dying so he breaks every single one of them and hates himself forever
I love that he has the seaweed in the bag 😂😂😂😂
When he said consumption I lost my shit 😂
Scurvy, Rickets, 👀 consumption 😂😂😂😂😂 rolling laughing
That was so hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
“Hang and fur street” 😂
“Mr. Meow”
“Paw and poster”
This compilation was the so unworldly funny I can't emphasise it enough.
"This is my confession, ADMISIBLE IN COURT" 😭
"Yogurt land pumch card. Up to my 9th purchase apparently and can't fake that" lol
"you don't have schizophrenia!"
"yes you do."
🤣
"I hear you..." goddamn lmao
1:40
“I’m up to my 9th purchase apparently” 😂😂😂
Dying wife says no porn or sleeping with anyone else. She is literally asking him not to move.
His family is in a fiduciary crisis?😂
What with the little girl waiting in the car for dad to return. No food, No coat
Wife with large quantities of "Moon Dust" trapped in her lungs.
And empty gas can to fill up. No money in (fake) bank account
They could be bankrupt for decades.
The "cat poster" bits was genius, even I gasped at the end. Freaking genius
Their hair styles needs a raise, them wigs got me dead 💀💀 😂😂
[Dun-Dun-' Duh-dauh Dah!] " A Yogurt Land punch card."
"As you can apparently see...
That is. I'm up for my ninth purchase apparently. "
......"you get a 10 oz. Yogurt for that.."😂😢😮
Bonus track, bonus track................. The Compton embroidery on his hat was also a nice touch
Your request has been processed 😂
rickets consumption!!! yes! gets me every time!!!
7:23 breaking bad guy 🥹❤️
the warehouse is located : in the diploma for being a detective. i cant stop laughing
Key & Peele are the most funniest and creative comedians I’ve ever seen.