Key & Peele - Black Ice

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  • @ComedyCentral
    @ComedyCentral  5 років тому +2988

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    • @calvinjohnson1372
      @calvinjohnson1372 5 років тому +12

      Yeah

    • @mafty_x
      @mafty_x 5 років тому +8

      Why now?

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 5 років тому +7

      You should have done this a long time ago, but who cares I'm in, I love Key and Peele

    • @risbroman1
      @risbroman1 5 років тому +2

      @@calvinjohnson1372 your gay

    • @calvinjohnson1372
      @calvinjohnson1372 5 років тому +3

      @@risbroman1 your daddy lesbian

  • @stxlaxPP
    @stxlaxPP 4 роки тому +14036

    “That sounds EXACTLY like something black ice would do” lol his delivery was perfect

  • @rathergenericproductions2123
    @rathergenericproductions2123 4 роки тому +24797

    "Practically robbed me of my balance." EXPERT WRITING

    • @TheTastyMarmot
      @TheTastyMarmot 3 роки тому +354

      I didn’t catch this the first couple times I watched it and as soon as I caught on I went to look for a comment on it lol

    • @correctthatfilthygrammar
      @correctthatfilthygrammar 3 роки тому +83

      I agree. That was perfect.

    • @creativestudio5761
      @creativestudio5761 3 роки тому +265

      For people that didn't understand, she meant that she almost slipped when she stepped on ice and lost "balance"

    • @raulh5457
      @raulh5457 3 роки тому +72

      @@creativestudio5761 who doesn't understand it wtf, this comment made me think there was a deeper meaning but no

    • @creativestudio5761
      @creativestudio5761 3 роки тому +54

      @@raulh5457 Honestly, I didn't understand it the first few times. When I did realize it, I just wrote this comment if someone else also didn't understand. And no, there is no deeper meaning. It's key and peele

  • @moonshane.
    @moonshane. 3 роки тому +16644

    As an asian I'm kinda glad they didn't bother to mention about them yellow snow

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 3 роки тому +2421

      Talk about piss-poor conditions lol

    • @Blackwind_Legacy
      @Blackwind_Legacy 3 роки тому +298

      These comments deserve more likes.

    • @vinnyvidivici
      @vinnyvidivici 3 роки тому +319

      Don’t eat the yellow snow.

    • @ericktellez7632
      @ericktellez7632 3 роки тому +159

      Or Brown Ice or a Caravan of Snow heading into the southern border...

    • @AyberkYaman
      @AyberkYaman 3 роки тому +12

      @@vinnyvidivici niceee witcher

  • @almightysaber5426
    @almightysaber5426 Рік тому +7618

    The black ice cube animation always gets me 😂😂

    • @drick2480
      @drick2480 Рік тому +50

      The best part lol

    • @circleinforthecube5170
      @circleinforthecube5170 Рік тому +112

      i like to think the graphic is what started it, they already knew something was up but the graphic confirmed it

    • @indisummers4385
      @indisummers4385 Рік тому +8

      I saved it 😂

    • @MeteorTesh
      @MeteorTesh 11 місяців тому +18

      I had it as my whatsapp pic for a while years ago 😂

    • @Mayhap34
      @Mayhap34 11 місяців тому +35

      the gold tooth LOL

  • @jhhwild
    @jhhwild 5 років тому +32799

    I think the correct terminology is ice of color.

    • @JohnnyElRed
      @JohnnyElRed 5 років тому +1043

      It wasn't African-american ice?

    • @jhhwild
      @jhhwild 5 років тому +862

      @@JohnnyElRed Ice of color is more inclusive to dark ice of various shades.

    • @jhhwild
      @jhhwild 5 років тому +407

      @@TheGourdKing I dare not say the I-word.

    • @jhhwild
      @jhhwild 5 років тому +388

      @@openaardvark419 I think it's "icers" and it's their word! Only ice of color can use it. Or at least don't say it with the hard "er", say it like "ica please".

    • @memeokere5278
      @memeokere5278 5 років тому +35

      Genius

  • @priMa.Customs
    @priMa.Customs 5 років тому +15126

    “Walking away from an ATM and black ice Robbed me of my balance”
    😂😂

    • @mustofaakmal7493
      @mustofaakmal7493 5 років тому +645

      Ouch! Thats sounds exactly something black ice would do!

    • @chunkychuck
      @chunkychuck 5 років тому +143

      She said "ATM machine" >.

    • @hello54541
      @hello54541 5 років тому +75

      We all seen the video, we heard what she said, dont be begging for likes now

    • @omniminokyo2
      @omniminokyo2 5 років тому +29

      ρɾιMα• balance as in foothold or account balance

    • @danieltaylor1145
      @danieltaylor1145 5 років тому +4

      I wanna kms noe

  • @internetdinosaur8810
    @internetdinosaur8810 8 років тому +43361

    I lost my crap when I saw the Black Ice logo.

    • @toowiefop3937
      @toowiefop3937 8 років тому +322

      me to lmao

    • @107043
      @107043 8 років тому +122

      Internet Dinosaur me too

    • @akumoth8357
      @akumoth8357 8 років тому +179

      did you find it

    • @cnj96
      @cnj96 7 років тому +559

      did you lost it or the black ice logo stole it?

    • @derangedtoast4954
      @derangedtoast4954 7 років тому +23

      lol

  • @ezergill1094
    @ezergill1094 2 роки тому +3877

    It’s a tradition to come back & watch this every year when the weather gets rough

    • @PDXadrenaline
      @PDXadrenaline Рік тому +7

      Hahaha we're snowed in portland

    • @indisummers4385
      @indisummers4385 Рік тому +1

      Same!

    • @smoothlyrough512
      @smoothlyrough512 11 місяців тому +8

      When the black ice unexpectedly shows up?

    • @surginichi7522
      @surginichi7522 11 місяців тому +10

      We just had highway signs in NY to beware of black ice. 😂

    • @acevvvedo
      @acevvvedo 10 місяців тому +9

      Any time I see “black ice” mentioned in the news, I come find this.

  • @appledinger1121
    @appledinger1121 3 роки тому +12184

    "Practically robbed me out of my balance"
    That's smart

    • @abdulmuqsit7568
      @abdulmuqsit7568 3 роки тому +246

      I just now understood it in the context of her slipping

    • @alfisyahr
      @alfisyahr 3 роки тому +200

      Can also means balance as in her atm balance

    • @catinthehat5140
      @catinthehat5140 3 роки тому +69

      Took me years to figure that out

    • @real_lampcap
      @real_lampcap 2 роки тому +18

      Ikr that was an amazing line

    • @SpicyTake
      @SpicyTake 2 роки тому +10

      It took me 8 years to get that joke xD

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 4 роки тому +16515

    "Black Ice didn't ask to be there, it's a product of its environment"
    I like how that one is literally, scientifically true.

    • @TostaStrudel
      @TostaStrudel 4 роки тому +120

      Literally or literally

    • @TostaStrudel
      @TostaStrudel 4 роки тому +77

      Because I literally have to literally know

    • @teru797
      @teru797 3 роки тому +637

      Despite the fact that Black Ice only represents 13% of the total ice on the road, it is responsible for nearly 50% of the total car accident deaths. This is why we worry more about black ice than white snow.

    • @oiseowemiaghomon7181
      @oiseowemiaghomon7181 3 роки тому +493

      @@teru797 true, but you gotta consider the fact that white ice problems are under reported, especially when it comes to minor infractions (violent crime).

    • @huso5591
      @huso5591 3 роки тому +98

      @@oiseowemiaghomon7181 you mean violent effects on traffic and the people’s daily lives?

  • @Shadow-minion
    @Shadow-minion 5 років тому +8647

    First time me seeing key and peele on the same side.😂😂

    • @lemon93
      @lemon93 5 років тому +140

      Dem terries

    • @Jakez1lla-_-
      @Jakez1lla-_- 5 років тому +5

      Same

    • @wayne9005
      @wayne9005 5 років тому +114

      The one where they say biiiiiiitch alot

    • @Jakez1lla-_-
      @Jakez1lla-_- 5 років тому +1

      Master of code 101 yeah

    • @cheaptrail9941
      @cheaptrail9941 5 років тому +9

      Well, I think you should dig more of their video.

  • @typical-g6w
    @typical-g6w 2 роки тому +1275

    Love how Peele uses the phrase "Hazardous Driving Condition" in order to avoid conflict

  • @lucymachin6697
    @lucymachin6697 4 роки тому +12430

    Most unrealistic part of this is how fast everyone responds to each other.

    • @TsdsxSansTSSunStone
      @TsdsxSansTSSunStone 4 роки тому +44

      Lol true

    • @danialadam8695
      @danialadam8695 4 роки тому +95

      @@pressureworks u clearly missed the joke man dont ruin it

    • @timax4114
      @timax4114 4 роки тому +6

      @@pressureworks you did miss a joke

    • @Phoenix6942-7
      @Phoenix6942-7 4 роки тому +3

      @@timax4114 oh, damn it. I wanted to see what they said

    • @timax4114
      @timax4114 4 роки тому

      @@Phoenix6942-7 sorry, i can't remember

  • @iinferno2010
    @iinferno2010 3 роки тому +3735

    The part that always gets me is Peele trying his best not to say black ice and instead says "hazardous driving conditions" - gets me every time. LOVE IT

    • @AlphaRie0
      @AlphaRie0 Рік тому +46

      @@YaksenPushMongowho hurt you?

    • @Dextline
      @Dextline Рік тому +3

      They talked like this on Danish radio and I had one of those moments where I just laughed to myself for no apparent reason to the colleagues beside me.

    • @Fifsom
      @Fifsom 10 місяців тому

      now i know who peele is and who key is.

  • @tjl2836
    @tjl2836 4 роки тому +4039

    "I was at the ATM when black ice robbed me of *my balance* "

    • @astein1187
      @astein1187 4 роки тому +152

      That part was the best joke ever heard.

    • @Hatemx1
      @Hatemx1 4 роки тому +30

      Oooooooh that's a good one.

    • @hidajetsejdic4270
      @hidajetsejdic4270 4 роки тому +8

      No subtext what so ever...

    • @user-nq8ku3gb1z
      @user-nq8ku3gb1z 4 роки тому +11

      That's a bar

    • @icemanjr.5819
      @icemanjr.5819 4 роки тому +38

      Was "balance" a pun and was also meaning her bank balance?

  • @ADBProductions_
    @ADBProductions_ 9 місяців тому +731

    2:49 I just realized this is a play on the Malcolm X quote "We didn't land on Plymouth rock, Plymouth rock landed on us" these writers are geniuses

    • @gujwdhufjijjpo9740
      @gujwdhufjijjpo9740 7 місяців тому +23

      Pretty sure that’s a Cole Porter quote from the 1930s.

    • @fivl_official
      @fivl_official 6 місяців тому +12

      @@gujwdhufjijjpo9740 Pretty sure it's Methodman from the movie How High

    • @TheTenthClass
      @TheTenthClass 5 місяців тому +1

      @@gujwdhufjijjpo9740”instead of landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock would land on them”

    • @RebelPride1993
      @RebelPride1993 4 місяці тому +3

      @@TheTenthClass Anything goes!

  • @danieljuncos244
    @danieljuncos244 5 років тому +4426

    “... robbed me of my balance.” Just got that. Hilarious.

    •  5 років тому +101

      jajja didn't get it at first its has double meaning she could be talking about her standing balance or atm balance that's hilarious

    • @eyedontbowlempress7643
      @eyedontbowlempress7643 5 років тому +4

      Lmmfao

    • @ricque2331
      @ricque2331 5 років тому +29

      I just caught that after watching this skit countless amount of times

    • @balafama2120
      @balafama2120 5 років тому +5

      just caught it now .lmao

    • @williambernardbrown
      @williambernardbrown 5 років тому +8

      That sound just like something black ice would do because you didn't give black ice it's #REPARATIONS

  • @brycewoodford7174
    @brycewoodford7174 4 роки тому +4937

    I lost it at “oppressive white snow”

    • @coastthemost2971
      @coastthemost2971 3 роки тому +50

      His delivery on that was perfect 😂

    • @derrickcox4233
      @derrickcox4233 3 роки тому +11

      or...Snow White?

    • @StreetHierarchy
      @StreetHierarchy 3 роки тому +57

      "...making it hard for ALL people...to advance!" 😂😂😂 the way he says it is so accurate!

    • @mrb2643
      @mrb2643 3 роки тому +8

      I want to have a White Wedding, few weeks after Black Friday, perhaps a white Christmas yeah marry the Black sheep of the family...

    • @dirsta7
      @dirsta7 3 роки тому +1

      You got the name of my old supervisor at a cable company

  • @voidsnakes281
    @voidsnakes281 3 роки тому +3682

    That woman reporter’s smile makes this amazing

  • @Leftyice
    @Leftyice 9 місяців тому +114

    “Perfectly safe neighborhood can be suddenly terrorized by the appearance of black ice” almost made me legit choke 😂😂😂

  • @hex3845
    @hex3845 4 роки тому +7710

    2020: Racial tension explodes
    You tube: It's time, let's recommend this.

    • @thecamp2000
      @thecamp2000 4 роки тому +22

      youtube does have a feeling for irony. but good for me, I didn't know them befor

    • @anonymouse6890
      @anonymouse6890 4 роки тому +5

      in UA-cam those are bots and AI algorithms that give you recommendation based on your internet history on youtube. You rarely ever have contact with an actual human employee, as most of their employees are now internet based and even 100% automated. The load of customer bullshet especially in this third-world country, already tipped over.
      Now everyone non-black is against white, me included. Fuck the racist ones. BUT STIL There are many lovely and extremlely adorable "white" southern women in the US that are genuinely compassionate and empathetic with black . Some even consider certain immigrants(asian types) as superior and beautifully exotic/ cool (think greater persia/s. asia)compared to herself(she describes herself as a hopeless trashy meth addict who even gets turned down by drug dealers"
      basically moral of the story is we are all indivualds, and each and eeryone one of us is going to live and die ALONE. Yes ALONE, Imagine yourself in a far country away from parents with almost zero cultural experience or knowledge. If even in a prominent clan of India like sushant singh rajpu.
      NRIs,foreigners, are the most civlized group in Manipal. They should be treated with utmost respects so they can share the lovely hospitality of the space X crew around and outside the space apparatus

    • @projectxii9020
      @projectxii9020 4 роки тому +20

      Black ice matters

    • @Nothingfoo90z
      @Nothingfoo90z 4 роки тому +1

      I actually searched for this

    • @lukewalker3965
      @lukewalker3965 4 роки тому

      Hex can we not freaking talk abt this crap rn

  • @Idkjustyet
    @Idkjustyet 5 років тому +4727

    “Well thank u very much, brother Darren” 😂

    • @SavageKE
      @SavageKE 5 років тому +25

      Dat part had me dying 😷😆

    • @IsaBella-on6lx
      @IsaBella-on6lx 5 років тому +8

      Amen!

    • @melanisetommasi1983
      @melanisetommasi1983 5 років тому +1

      Just as I'm reading your comment it's being said this is happened to me way too many time 😂😂😂

    • @melanisetommasi1983
      @melanisetommasi1983 5 років тому

      @@tyronetj8213 💀

    • @israeldelarosa5461
      @israeldelarosa5461 4 роки тому

      @@michaeldoran4367 Fuck you for making us endure that

  • @chrisneal3954
    @chrisneal3954 7 років тому +5013

    "black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice"
    DEAD

  • @jeriwilliams5131
    @jeriwilliams5131 Рік тому +441

    "Black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice!!" DONE!!!!! 😂😂😂

    • @ThabaniTBowseHadebe0909
      @ThabaniTBowseHadebe0909 10 місяців тому +5

      Preach 🙌

    • @loadapish
      @loadapish 8 місяців тому +1

      Doesnt make sense and not funny but ok

    • @jeriwilliams5131
      @jeriwilliams5131 8 місяців тому +10

      Sorry @loadapish, you obviously don't get the reference

    • @raginbakin1430
      @raginbakin1430 7 місяців тому +11

      @@loadapishit’s a reference to a malcolm X quote…

    • @WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry
      @WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry 5 місяців тому +2

      Not really, it was more like black ice captured black ice, and traded it to white ice for commodities. White ice couldn't even enter Africa because of local diseases. So white ice only came to the coast to trade. Whatever went on inside Africa was the doing of other black ice.

  • @HDA_III
    @HDA_III 4 роки тому +4231

    “Brother Darren” killed me 😂

    • @florinangelo6851
      @florinangelo6851 4 роки тому +15

      I was wanting to wrote that one

    • @tell-it7649
      @tell-it7649 4 роки тому +3

      Loooooolz 😭😭😭

    • @APTos45
      @APTos45 4 роки тому +4

      Straight up kilt me. 😂😂

    • @LukeTheGhostKiller
      @LukeTheGhostKiller 4 роки тому +9

      Ohhhh _HA LEH LOOOOOO YUH!!!!_

    • @Dennis213100
      @Dennis213100 4 роки тому +3

      How can you possibly think that is more funny than the black ice thug picture.

  • @TardRepellent
    @TardRepellent 4 роки тому +13425

    I love how they cast the perfect white people for these roles

    • @cossackhistorian7425
      @cossackhistorian7425 4 роки тому +180

      Perfect because they’re fellow white people

    • @GorramT
      @GorramT 4 роки тому +410

      The girl was with them on madtv

    • @dadong8010
      @dadong8010 4 роки тому +102

      Thats normal white people what are you talking about 😂😂😂

    • @jakedizzle
      @jakedizzle 4 роки тому +9

      Jimothy Snooker I think the girl is on SNL now.

    • @vthyaga
      @vthyaga 4 роки тому +83

      Just the name Marcy Whitchurch is *chefs kiss*

  • @jaboonewman1333
    @jaboonewman1333 8 років тому +2627

    "Well thank you very much, BROTHER Darren" This fucking killed me😂😂

    • @check5000
      @check5000 7 років тому +7

      Jaboo Newman it was on after he said that

    • @markhill8817
      @markhill8817 7 років тому +9

      Not to mention black ice sounds a bit like black guys

    • @bobbydrake5937
      @bobbydrake5937 7 років тому +1

      Jaboo Newman Bro I cried 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @loudring6247
      @loudring6247 4 місяці тому +1

      Yo I'm weak 🤣

  • @mikey2time484
    @mikey2time484 Рік тому +224

    Literally just watched a news cast that was talking about deadly, dangerous black ice and I had to come here and rewatch. This skit is comedy gold and all the parallels from ice to people is just too real. 👌

  • @jamal153
    @jamal153 4 роки тому +5483

    That atm joke has got to be one of the best jokes of all time

    • @teru797
      @teru797 3 роки тому +212

      Despite the fact that Black Ice only represents 13% of the total ice on the road, it is responsible for nearly 50% of the total car accident deaths. This is why we worry more about black ice than white snow.

    • @Kyle_Schaff
      @Kyle_Schaff 3 роки тому +122

      @@teru797
      Oh boy. The blur between totally memeing around in your reply and being a 13/50 dude is too much for me to tell which side you’re falling on

    • @teru797
      @teru797 3 роки тому +18

      @@Kyle_Schaff You say that as if 13/50 has no truth to it. It's not exactly 50, more so 40 something but do you think all groups do things at equal rates?

    • @Kyle_Schaff
      @Kyle_Schaff 3 роки тому +104

      @@teru797
      Sorry, should have been more clear. A “13/50 dude” isn’t someone who acknowledges that statistic. It’s someone who makes wild extrapolations from that number, doesn’t care about anything that may have influenced that number, doesn’t care about what that number influences from there, doesn’t want to talk about solutions or hasn’t cared to think about it, and generally just says it because they want to sound like they’re only coming from an innocent place of cold, hard facts when they really just want to say that they don’t like black people. Basically, someone who just says 13/50 and that’s the end of it. I hope I’m making sense

    • @teru797
      @teru797 3 роки тому +21

      @@Kyle_Schaff Oh yes thank you for thinking to clarify. I certainly believe there is a combination of factors that lead to the disproportionate homicide rate. Some people just see it and get irrationally angry.

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 3 роки тому +4317

    The Black Ice Cube with a red hat and a gold tooth with an evil smile was it for me, absolutely hilarious!!!

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash 3 роки тому +20

      @Killjoy Kahuna yes it was, I laughed out loud!! I take it you’re looking for a reason to call me a racist? Well, you’re not gonna find that here bud. I absolutely LOVE all colors, races, genders, flavors. You name it, I love it!!!

    • @jeromesavagescorpionking6520
      @jeromesavagescorpionking6520 3 роки тому +6

      I said the same thing 😅they crazy

    • @xinyster18
      @xinyster18 3 роки тому +2

      🤣😂 same

    • @gravethebeyond
      @gravethebeyond 2 роки тому +2

      Me too. ^_^

    • @dallaswood4117
      @dallaswood4117 2 роки тому +2

      Yep so funny that’s whAt set the weatherman and field reporter off lol

  • @AvatarCritic
    @AvatarCritic 4 роки тому +2717

    The female reporter looks like she could be the daughter of Ben and Leslie from Parks and Rec

    • @tenmangaming
      @tenmangaming 4 роки тому +26

      Omg

    • @NotShiv
      @NotShiv 4 роки тому +15

      Literally had the same thought and checked to see if someone commented it yet

    • @debicadude
      @debicadude 4 роки тому +13

      oh sweet Jesus, thats on point

    • @marcocarretero4190
      @marcocarretero4190 4 роки тому +8

      Oh damn! You right!

    • @ArkarNaron
      @ArkarNaron 4 роки тому +2

      And with the personality of Jeremey Jamm

  • @originalunoriginal4055
    @originalunoriginal4055 11 місяців тому +177

    I love how Isaac the 'Weatherman' and Darren the Field Reporter from Channel Seventeen banded together and didn't need to discuss anything amongs themselves.
    And somehow through the use of their telepathic powers, they both made an agreement to represent and stick up for "Black Ice" 😄😄😄

    • @user-pi1lb4tf2f
      @user-pi1lb4tf2f 10 місяців тому +14

      well they got the shining you know

  • @brieannaspears3416
    @brieannaspears3416 7 років тому +1655

    " black ice snuck up on me and pratically robbed me of my balance " 😂😂😂

    • @seph9980
      @seph9980 6 років тому +14

      It's triple times funnier when you've studied accountancy.

    • @abuzzedwhaler7949
      @abuzzedwhaler7949 6 років тому +4

      YOU ALSO WATCHED THE VIDEO?!

    • @TheNewTomboy
      @TheNewTomboy 5 років тому +1

      At the atm machine 😂

    • @soko9984
      @soko9984 5 років тому +6

      That picture of the ice cube with backwards hat and gold tooth, then the shot of the weather guy like “ what the fuck” had my ass rolling 😂💀

    • @RatedSupreme
      @RatedSupreme 5 років тому +2

      Ouch that’ sounds exactly like something black ice would do 😂

  • @Mike-mc3ty
    @Mike-mc3ty 5 років тому +18082

    Imagine someone completely unfamiliar with American racial problems watching this

    • @TeamTops
      @TeamTops 5 років тому +946

      me.. It was so... weird

    • @RJ-ll6gl
      @RJ-ll6gl 5 років тому +79

      Mike meee!

    • @petersmith9254
      @petersmith9254 5 років тому +198

      Mike bkack get blame for everything in other countries too

    • @carrotcake6572
      @carrotcake6572 5 років тому +417

      Pjiggy they have a general idea, but the joke isn’t really that funny unless you have a total understanding of the cultural context. It’s hard for foreigners to really get it, and vice versa

    • @Pjiggy
      @Pjiggy 5 років тому +112

      @@carrotcake6572 There are always specific nuances but certain things are universal.

  • @Plee92
    @Plee92 5 років тому +7327

    Black ice isn't even black. Its transparent. The damn black road is black lol

    • @dgray7537
      @dgray7537 5 років тому +214

      The same reason; blackmail, black list, blackballed, blackjacked, and blackface all start with black. No one knows.

    • @nate8854
      @nate8854 5 років тому +135

      @@dgray7537 Well the word black has a historically negative connotation

    • @scdipper8649
      @scdipper8649 5 років тому +118

      ​@@nate8854 actually blackmail comes from medieval times when essentially free-lance horse-back jousters would put up their chainmail (typically black in color) as their entrance fee for a tournament, where the winner would often resell the chainmail he'd just won to the loser at a higher price.

    • @nate8854
      @nate8854 5 років тому +57

      @@scdipper8649 That sounds like something black people would do

    • @petertaylor4980
      @petertaylor4980 5 років тому +64

      @@scdipper8649, that's a terrible folk etymology. Not only is it factually inaccurate (chain mail is steel, so if well maintained it's light gray), but gambling and extortion are two very different things. The "mail" of blackmail is actually a middle English word meaning tribute.

  • @rileyfoster4794
    @rileyfoster4794 2 роки тому +86

    I lkust fell on black ice and even before the pain set in this sketch hit my mind

    • @shadefalcon8237
      @shadefalcon8237 Рік тому +6

      Same, it robbed me of my balance and Immediately had to watch this again 😂.

    • @KyleGD
      @KyleGD 4 місяці тому

      ohho

  • @somu.22
    @somu.22 3 роки тому +2334

    When he said "well, thank you very much, Brother *DARREN* 😂

    • @HamboneyGamezYT
      @HamboneyGamezYT 3 роки тому +21

      Did you notice the eye twitch from peele

    • @tamla9875
      @tamla9875 3 роки тому +2

      What does that mean? I still dnt understand that part

    • @trippy8644
      @trippy8644 3 роки тому +14

      @@tamla9875 some male african american people call their male friends that are also african american "brother" then their name.

    • @tamla9875
      @tamla9875 3 роки тому +1

      @@trippy8644 yea wt abt Darren?

    • @trippy8644
      @trippy8644 3 роки тому +5

      @@tamla9875 That was the reporters name…

  • @hanschristiananderson1
    @hanschristiananderson1 5 років тому +4190

    "And as you can see right nOW, the city is being controlled by lots of *oppressive* _white_ snow"

    • @feuerwehrff
      @feuerwehrff 5 років тому +19

      I lost it there :D

    • @macgyverade
      @macgyverade 5 років тому +20

      The way he cracked his voice 😂😂😂

    • @kristinesmart24
      @kristinesmart24 5 років тому +5

      That's really good

    • @jaz9677
      @jaz9677 5 років тому +16

      I mean he’s not wrong haha 😂

    • @tylertrii9865
      @tylertrii9865 5 років тому

      Minnie no he is pretty wrong😂

  • @ChubbsRN
    @ChubbsRN 7 років тому +7569

    "oppressive white snow" ROFL

    • @Sultan-yy7si
      @Sultan-yy7si 7 років тому +27

      ''oppressive jhon snow''

    • @abuzzedwhaler7949
      @abuzzedwhaler7949 6 років тому +3

      YOU ALSO WATCHED THE VIDEO?!

    • @feedmeimhungry7543
      @feedmeimhungry7543 6 років тому +13

      Mayer Yedid fuck the white snow

    • @jackpharrell9740
      @jackpharrell9740 6 років тому

      Mayer Yedid my like just you you to 3k

    • @2gunsalute
      @2gunsalute 6 років тому +1

      Mayer Yedid I'm not racist......but wth why black people I mean, white aren't bad, but black ice? Put orange people next time!

  • @randomguy2809
    @randomguy2809 Рік тому +49

    The black ice animation with a gold tooth 😂

  • @dwightemorgan4367
    @dwightemorgan4367 8 років тому +3090

    " black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice !!! ".

    • @AMAZINSNYM
      @AMAZINSNYM 8 років тому +56

      Dwight D Facilitator. Wooooo amen!

    • @tsoliot5913
      @tsoliot5913 8 років тому +44

      yes that was said

    • @daday8735
      @daday8735 8 років тому +11

      Dwight D Facilitator. Whooooo AMEN

    • @River2384
      @River2384 7 років тому +28

      I read your comment right as the guy was saying it! Awesome!!

    • @Colinmchapman
      @Colinmchapman 7 років тому +4

      D Facilitator weird! So did I!!!

  • @fernandorodriguez876
    @fernandorodriguez876 9 років тому +2368

    the black ice logo killed me

    • @raffycaparas353
      @raffycaparas353 9 років тому +3

      hahahaha

    • @SLPpanthers42
      @SLPpanthers42 9 років тому +63

      Then it stole your wallet lmao

    • @cnj96
      @cnj96 9 років тому +13

      and then it takes your bike

    • @cnj96
      @cnj96 9 років тому +19

      and also your balance

    • @brikimbran
      @brikimbran 9 років тому +2

      😅😅😅😅

  • @HockeyPwnsBaseball
    @HockeyPwnsBaseball 8 років тому +3433

    "The city is being controlled by lots of oppressive _white snow_, making it hard for _all_ people to advance!" - Fucking genius. Of all the great K&P sketches, this is one of my favorites.

    • @QDUB26
      @QDUB26 8 років тому +152

      Yes that joke and the clever word play when she says she was at the ATM and was robbed of her balance by black ice are absolute genius lol

    • @salmansengul
      @salmansengul 8 років тому +22

      black ice ruined my life!

    • @nuux1560
      @nuux1560 8 років тому +18

      Those words in italics, would have been better in *bold* for emphasis in my opinion.

    • @sickwitit1835
      @sickwitit1835 8 років тому +45

      I died when I heard "Robbed of my balance" lmao jesus

    • @Spongedani16
      @Spongedani16 8 років тому +1

      HockeyPwnsBaseball It was beautiful😂

  • @abrahamhagos7714
    @abrahamhagos7714 8 років тому +2213

    Thank you very much..............................................BROTHER DARREN

    • @nyakorkojok9617
      @nyakorkojok9617 6 років тому +2

      malcom x reference..

    • @DreyContre
      @DreyContre 6 років тому +1

      Dw i gotchu

    • @JackDManheim
      @JackDManheim 6 років тому

      Fieldy HD,
      No. You have to use funny quotes.
      And it's closer to 2k

    • @n0where189
      @n0where189 6 років тому +1

      Fieldy HD well you're close. You have 500 times less than your goal.

  • @mpho438
    @mpho438 2 роки тому +1173

    "Last night i was in a perfectly safe neighborhood, walking away from an ATM, when black ice snuck up on me , and practically robbed me of my balance" . As an African guy , I laughed so hard at this. I have enjoyed key and Peele over the years, much love from South Africa.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 10 місяців тому

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    • @MrOpen2012
      @MrOpen2012 10 місяців тому +2

      As a North Korean guy, I laughed so hard at this.

    • @Scoopalook
      @Scoopalook 9 місяців тому +3

      As a white woman, i cried

    • @hilariohernandez
      @hilariohernandez 3 місяці тому +1

      Why mention a perfectly safe neighborhood?
      😂

  • @matte3348
    @matte3348 5 років тому +1687

    “That sounds exactly like something black ice would do”😂😂

    • @Frankybroadcast
      @Frankybroadcast 5 років тому +7

      My favorite line. I lost it there. 🤣😂

    • @EgoX369
      @EgoX369 5 років тому +2

      I would've been so shook bruh 💀 Tf u mean by that

    • @leobrad2199
      @leobrad2199 5 років тому

      Yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa

  • @micahisonYT
    @micahisonYT Рік тому +8

    That thumbs up the reporter gives is timed fantastically

  • @prettysmart9025
    @prettysmart9025 5 років тому +1903

    Black ice didn’t land on the road, the road landed on black ice 😂 😂

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 5 років тому +1902

    "Thank you very much, Brotha Daren." 😂😂😂

    • @rolandixor
      @rolandixor 5 років тому +15

      THE FACE!!!

    • @DaVontae12T
      @DaVontae12T 5 років тому +13

      In fact blk ice didn't ask to come here, it's a product of its environment..
      WhoOoooOOOOOOO HALLELUJAH 😂😂😂💯💯✊

    • @elsalvaje6209
      @elsalvaje6209 5 років тому

      I like how the women on UA-cam comment the shit that's actually funny and important but everybody else (don't know if they are man or woman) just comment on irrelevant parts.

    • @jimothyjimothy1
      @jimothyjimothy1 5 років тому +2

      @@elsalvaje6209 Women be commenting some stupid shit too. Gender probably doesn't play a big role in UA-cam comments

    • @John-kf7lh
      @John-kf7lh 5 років тому +1

      Thank you very much BRUVA, Daren💀😂😂😂😂

  • @GooniesNeverSayDie1980
    @GooniesNeverSayDie1980 5 років тому +2366

    “White Snow creates Black Ice....”
    “Black Ice is a product of White Snow....”

    • @ooze1982
      @ooze1982 5 років тому +62

      I can make that white snow into yellow snow 😋

    • @garretttaylor4560
      @garretttaylor4560 5 років тому +8

      IoTheKingOfGames LMAO

    • @krrrruptidsoless
      @krrrruptidsoless 5 років тому +6

      Don't tell them.
      It's all they have is to say black ice was the first ice on the planet
      If they heard white snow was first......🤷
      They wouldn't know whether to grab a shovel or a bag of calcium chloride....which is white and is almost the best black ice melter if mixed with beet juice

    • @williambernardbrown
      @williambernardbrown 5 років тому +22

      White snow was given to poor communities by the government to make the black ice seem more dangerous than where the white snow lives

    • @ExtraterrestrialAI
      @ExtraterrestrialAI 5 років тому +8

      🤣 yall taking this wayyy to serious! Are we even stil talking about the weather?!

  • @justinwalker5742
    @justinwalker5742 2 роки тому +25

    Robbed me of my.....balance.
    Amazing.

  • @Thephysiqueconsultants
    @Thephysiqueconsultants 7 років тому +2852

    I was in a perfectly safe neighborhood . Minding my business leaving an atm when black ice snuck up and nearly robbed me ...of my balance

    • @RudeAdmin
      @RudeAdmin 6 років тому +71

      bernard graham
      Now I get it

    • @cherish3125
      @cherish3125 6 років тому +3

      bernard graham 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Gorbgorbenson
      @Gorbgorbenson 6 років тому +4

      Atm machine.*

    • @lightsab4675
      @lightsab4675 6 років тому +16

      +Gorb Gorbinson Automated Teller Machine machine?

    • @polay1073
      @polay1073 6 років тому +15

      Oh shit balance...... as in like gymnastics and as in money🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @JasonYoast
    @JasonYoast 6 років тому +2452

    This is genius writing ...

    • @RisingPurpose9941
      @RisingPurpose9941 6 років тому +5

      This message is the message people should be open to hearing ..this was excellently done. This is some intense spiritual knowledge right here #woke #awaken

    • @SideEffectsmusic
      @SideEffectsmusic 6 років тому +2

      Meh lol.

    • @sal9801
      @sal9801 6 років тому +2

      Nicolette Graham just enjoy he vid don’t say woke

    • @chukkie_chukkie
      @chukkie_chukkie 5 років тому +2

      Yes is good funny time in the stomach.

    • @chukkie_chukkie
      @chukkie_chukkie 5 років тому

      @@The_Jim I had written a letter of approval to their agent. Now im just gunna burn it.

  • @interferon4800
    @interferon4800 5 років тому +2391

    I'm not prejudiced. I hate all colors of ice on the road equally.

  • @nomenestomen3452
    @nomenestomen3452 9 місяців тому +10

    The ending was the black icing on the cake. 😂

  • @elunorepuestos9419
    @elunorepuestos9419 4 роки тому +4110

    As a Latino I feel so relieved that they didn't talk about brown ice.

    • @hendryang5890
      @hendryang5890 4 роки тому +78

      stop giving them idea lol

    • @residentidiot9694
      @residentidiot9694 4 роки тому +129

      Or yellow ice....Asian......pee.....🤔💀🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿👀👀👀

    • @KronStaro
      @KronStaro 4 роки тому +56

      "brown rice"

    • @KronStaro
      @KronStaro 4 роки тому +14

      @@residentidiot9694 yellow rice

    • @gazpachopolice7211
      @gazpachopolice7211 4 роки тому +26

      Ugh. No thanks for giving me the idea that Brown ice may just be a euphemism for frozen poop.

  • @anakmalaysiasatubangsa1846
    @anakmalaysiasatubangsa1846 6 років тому +1440

    Robbed me off my balance... Too good

    • @demonvictim
      @demonvictim 6 років тому +18

      The more you read that joke the funnier it gets especially after the atm comment

    • @thinblacknoodles
      @thinblacknoodles 5 років тому +1

      😫🤣🤣

    • @tvjjerome
      @tvjjerome 5 років тому +1

      Sonny J didn’t even realize haha

    • @iamhexoronii
      @iamhexoronii 5 років тому +14

      It suppose to be a double meaning right ? Like balance “fall “ and balance “ account balance from the atm” ? Lmao

  • @lukago677
    @lukago677 9 років тому +720

    omg, the black ice stole my balance...damn these writers are good lol

    • @kobron1559
      @kobron1559 9 років тому +42

      Robbed me of my balance** get it right lol

    • @Th3EpicGamer
      @Th3EpicGamer 9 років тому

      TRUMP 2016

    • @crystal2862
      @crystal2862 9 років тому +1

      +Lu Kago I thought it would say "virginity".

    • @nawarmehjabin5533
      @nawarmehjabin5533 9 років тому

      +Lu Kago i dont get it...wha?

    • @Bibliofish
      @Bibliofish 9 років тому +6

      +Madame Dubois It's a pun based on balance as in her ATM balance ('robbed' me of my balance) and literal balance (slipping)

  • @Drekal684
    @Drekal684 5 місяців тому +7

    What's especially funny is that the reason black ice is dangerous is specifically because it's actually a coating of (clear) glaze ice on a typically black surface. Thus it's harder to see than white ice, and has a smoother surface. That's what makes it seem slippier than white ice - it's the combination of those two factors. There is no chemical difference between black ice and white ice.
    So that's yet another layer to the joke that everyone can read into however they want.

  • @CalvinGeorgeSisyphus
    @CalvinGeorgeSisyphus 10 років тому +7367

    Key and Peele are intellectual trolls.

  • @AGElite87
    @AGElite87 6 років тому +511

    That blonde woman perfectly played her role genius writing!

    • @yomammasboo713
      @yomammasboo713 5 років тому +4

      She had a legendary scene with Keegan back in the old school MadTV days.

    • @xavierblanc5670
      @xavierblanc5670 5 років тому +1

      Genius acting*, then.
      And I do agree, the duo acting as anchors are doing great.

    • @AdaPoop
      @AdaPoop 19 днів тому

      Arden Myrin. She was on MadTV too.

  • @arukakirigiri5055
    @arukakirigiri5055 8 років тому +3844

    0:44 dat black ice logo killed me.

    • @kokujin
      @kokujin 8 років тому +1

      Lmfao sad. Hilarity. America smh

    • @f.b.evince7508
      @f.b.evince7508 8 років тому +113

      thank u very much ..brother Darren

    • @normandyangel
      @normandyangel 8 років тому +33

      yeah it had a backwards cap on.😀😂😂 #blackiceisthuglife

    • @jaceenthorpe5014
      @jaceenthorpe5014 7 років тому

      Aruka Kirigiri that shit the geek 😂

    • @fernandorodriguez876
      @fernandorodriguez876 7 років тому +6

      Aruka Kirigiri i said it first asswipe

  • @calcariachimera
    @calcariachimera 9 місяців тому +3

    perfect timing, robbed me of my ....balance

  • @RJCHOICE
    @RJCHOICE 5 років тому +1191

    the double entendre of "Black Ice spoken fast sounds like "Black Guys", and the ATM "Robbed me of my Balance" word play is top notch writing on display.

    • @cdavid2200
      @cdavid2200 5 років тому +34

      Oh my god I didn't even understand the robbed me of my balance, that's so good

    • @YaNoAwantoMas
      @YaNoAwantoMas 5 років тому +17

      Is it just me or are black ice a little slow to get jokes?

    • @RJCHOICE
      @RJCHOICE 5 років тому +4

      @@YaNoAwantoMas
      Just the corny ones

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 5 років тому +8

      "Black ice is a product of it's environment"
      "Black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice"
      There's clever wordplay through this skit, some people are just slow though.

    • @zachstorm97
      @zachstorm97 5 років тому +1

      The city is being controlled by lots of oppressive white snow sounds like a gentrification issue

  • @NickAntonyan
    @NickAntonyan 7 років тому +14362

    Isn't it nice when people can have a sense of humor instead of being offended by everything! Haha Love Key & Peele!

    • @NellieKAdaba
      @NellieKAdaba 7 років тому +63

      I agree

    • @darthreaper6311
      @darthreaper6311 7 років тому +30

      Nick Antonyan It is very nice

    • @dragonsin349
      @dragonsin349 7 років тому +219

      Go tell that to blacklivesmatter and the feminists.

    • @ElectronicsForFun
      @ElectronicsForFun 7 років тому +72

      this aired just before the political/racial division got to be as strong as it is now.

    • @freeziboi3249
      @freeziboi3249 6 років тому +34

      Electronics For Fun This was back when people could say offensive jokes and wouldnt be castrated for it.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 9 років тому +1940

    "Last night, I was in a perfectly safe neighborhood, walking away from an ATM machine, when black ice just snuck up on me, and practically ROBBED ME OF MY BALANCE!"

    • @dieseldown
      @dieseldown 9 років тому +72

      That sounds exactly what black ice would do!

    • @anynamewilldo7776
      @anynamewilldo7776 8 років тому +42

      +Shawn E That part killed me. Puns and racism, wow.

    • @MPdaGOAT
      @MPdaGOAT 8 років тому +8

      +Montesama314 Thank you we understand spoken english

    • @westbrick690
      @westbrick690 8 років тому +1

      Ohh I get it

    • @cnj96
      @cnj96 8 років тому +4

      +DerpyNub FTW what is it? like balance as in balance that make her fall and balance as in money stored in banks?

  • @kianodoganofficial
    @kianodoganofficial Рік тому +18

    I want to have a "Black ice cube" t-shirt so much but the world is not ready 😄

  • @ColdBloodedProd
    @ColdBloodedProd 7 років тому +1102

    “Robbed me of my balance” lmao too good

  • @furiousstyles23
    @furiousstyles23 8 років тому +434

    "Thank-you very much, BROTHA DARREN"

  • @darkcoffeebean7299
    @darkcoffeebean7299 5 років тому +719

    “Last night, I was in a perfectly safe neighborhood, walking away from an atm machine, when black ice just snuck up on me and practically robbed me of my balance.” LMFAO

    • @knews1555
      @knews1555 5 років тому +3

      Dark Coffee Bean lol

    • @Kiing_g
      @Kiing_g 5 років тому +21

      “that’s sounds exactly like something black ice would do”

    • @odgarig8601
      @odgarig8601 5 років тому

      @@Kiing_g *that

  • @Skoora
    @Skoora Рік тому +21

    Chapelle gets all the legend status (and he is awesome) but I think Key and Peele created one of the funniest Sketch shows of all time. The variety in it is fantastic and it’s very rewatchable. I would say it’s actually more consistent than Chapelle show. Plus some of the sketches just crushed in production value.

    • @gadget00
      @gadget00 6 місяців тому +1

      the show has lasted a lot more also; enough time to hone and perfect their material I guess. many of their sketches are absolute classics at this point (like this one LOL)

    • @taothekoraenchanter1503
      @taothekoraenchanter1503 9 днів тому

      Both shows were funny but key and peele had more variety and lasted much longer

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 4 роки тому +667

    I love the sudden solidarity with his black coworker with that "Brother Darren"

  • @Cheers.-
    @Cheers.- 9 років тому +547

    "Black ice just snuck up on me and practically robbed. Me. Of. My. Balance."
    I'm dying :'))

    • @kobron1559
      @kobron1559 9 років тому +2

      She was going overboard for sure lol and she emphasized for a reason

    • @Cheers.-
      @Cheers.- 9 років тому

      ***** Would you like fries with your prejudices? :)

    • @maximillhunter7635
      @maximillhunter7635 9 років тому +4

      +Channie's 여자친구 ♥ if you think about it, black ice will sneak up on you and steal your balance when your walking but that's not a problem, all she needed to do is go to foot locker and get some cooler new balance. problem solved.

    • @Cheers.-
      @Cheers.- 9 років тому +2

      ***** whaaat omg this is the most beautiful misunderstanding of a joke ever.

    • @sumptingfrickedd
      @sumptingfrickedd 9 років тому +1

      +Cheers! 나는 너의 여자친구 ♥ Just damn classic! Made me fell off my chair, LOL!

  • @abdirahmaanahmed8685
    @abdirahmaanahmed8685 6 років тому +3352

    thanks brother Daren
    😅😅😅

  • @johnnymccraze
    @johnnymccraze 24 дні тому +1

    I love that they included the detail of the time on the clock in the lower left corner actually increases as the skit goes on.

  • @rukawa23gold
    @rukawa23gold 5 років тому +881

    The Malcom X speech. "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. The Plymouth rock landed on us." Damn, so well integrated into this skit!!!!!!

  • @jmbmntis
    @jmbmntis 8 років тому +522

    that ending 10/10

  • @carineviva1852
    @carineviva1852 6 років тому +801

    OPRESSIVE WHITE SNOW LMFAO I CAAAAAAN'T 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @j-dawg4774
    @j-dawg4774 Місяць тому +3

    2:21 Nobody else gonna talk about how this dude blinks nonstop?

  • @SseriousGgamer3
    @SseriousGgamer3 4 роки тому +490

    Those news anchors are actually really good actors 😂

    • @starlifter_vignt9264
      @starlifter_vignt9264 4 роки тому +4

      Yea I feel like they had a harder time “acting” like they were racist than Key and Peele did. Mostly because Key and Peele are already used to being racially criticized. And the white reporters aren’t.

    • @BOOFY8691
      @BOOFY8691 3 роки тому +26

      @@starlifter_vignt9264 Why did you write "acting" sarcastically? They were literally acting, and are in fact most likely not racist.

    • @kushlungs3367
      @kushlungs3367 3 роки тому +2

      @@BOOFY8691 Shut up, Kid.

    • @harassedcrab6924
      @harassedcrab6924 3 роки тому +16

      @@kushlungs3367 bitch stfu, the fact that ur callin him a kid prolly means ur a kid who just felt like they had to say somethin. Like what the hell all the person said was that the actors aren’t racist, u blind or just a dumbass?

    • @davidstephens820
      @davidstephens820 3 роки тому +1

      The lady on the left just played in a netflix series I watched. I knew she was from somewhere and then I remembered

  • @EvsPersonal
    @EvsPersonal 7 років тому +1385

    "Last night I was in a perfectly safe neighborhood walking away from an ATM machine when black ice just snuck up on me and practically robbed me of my balance."
    Whoever made up that line is a fucking geniusss. the double meaning works so well.
    Who caught the last balance part too?
    balance = money
    balance = stabilization

    • @Xialoh
      @Xialoh 7 років тому +54

      lmao, I only caught it after reading the line again there.

    • @kingdohe
      @kingdohe 7 років тому +2

      IT DOES!

    • @juancalzada2703
      @juancalzada2703 7 років тому

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @W0TAN
      @W0TAN 7 років тому +11

      Evs And the obvious "black ice" sounding like "black guys"

    • @NotMe47294
      @NotMe47294 7 років тому +8

      Evs no shit Sherlock.

  • @RootedHat
    @RootedHat 6 років тому +7313

    "black ice" sounds like "black guys" if said fast
    thatsthejoke.jpg

  • @marcelfigueroa2449
    @marcelfigueroa2449 3 місяці тому +2

    “The black ice didn’t land on the road, the road landed on black ice”

  • @foxcraze1360
    @foxcraze1360 8 років тому +2862

    Imagine if this was a real news

    • @DylanC333
      @DylanC333 8 років тому +391

      Ever heard of Fox News?

    • @JohnWilkinsonTesla
      @JohnWilkinsonTesla 8 років тому +87

      It practically is.

    • @Itsgdunk
      @Itsgdunk 8 років тому +1

      😂

    • @hansolodolo92
      @hansolodolo92 8 років тому +35

      have you watch the news?

    • @knight4linux
      @knight4linux 8 років тому +2

      Life with Visidd black ice would be killing black ice probably

  • @davidscott3528
    @davidscott3528 5 років тому +630

    “Black Ice never asked to be here”

    • @john-mi1ud
      @john-mi1ud 5 років тому +19

      thank you brother David !))))))))))

    • @mateusz5872
      @mateusz5872 5 років тому +7

      they should blame white snow for it, black ice's brothers that stayed in africa are surely living better life

    • @triproad386
      @triproad386 5 років тому +2

      @@mateusz5872 with the help of we Chinese people, the africans' living is surely better and better.

    • @nahomtilahun4383
      @nahomtilahun4383 5 років тому +4

      Mateusz IF you guys didn’t come and made everything shity Africa could have way beter than you imagin!! Fact!!

    • @davidscott3528
      @davidscott3528 5 років тому

      Nahom Tilahun lmao I’m sorry my parents are Russian!

  • @Chris-be3pi
    @Chris-be3pi 4 роки тому +3334

    All the dislikes are from white snow-premacists.

    • @RenaldyCalixte
      @RenaldyCalixte 4 роки тому +23

      Don't forget Trump supporters disliked this video.

    • @bbone6844
      @bbone6844 4 роки тому +20

      Renaldy Calixte I liked the video 🤷‍♂️

    • @jonahharlet3013
      @jonahharlet3013 4 роки тому +57

      @@RenaldyCalixte, Trump Supporters? I love Key and Peele, they can make fun of all races not just one. Get outa here trying to start a political debate.

    • @SentienceGeneration
      @SentienceGeneration 4 роки тому

      Got em

    • @91145929
      @91145929 4 роки тому +2

      @@bbone6844 You may be not loving Trump so much as you think then...lmao.

  • @noctis0524
    @noctis0524 11 місяців тому +3

    im not american but we foreigns witnessed how america becomes great by the cooperation of this black and white americans..❤

  • @wittafa
    @wittafa 4 роки тому +340

    Wtf the black ice had his hat to the back with a gold tooth 😂😂😂😂

    • @beasty1725
      @beasty1725 4 роки тому +9

      wittafa and the graffiti writing had me dead 😂

  • @LevCallahan
    @LevCallahan 8 років тому +1082

    In case anyone's wondering: Black ice (also known as "clear ice") is a thin coating of ice that's transparent, known for the danger it causes from being invisible, as opposed to opaque snow. It's known as "black" since roads can be seen through, making it appear black in color.

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 8 років тому +30

      we have a captain here

    • @1nkatha
      @1nkatha 8 років тому +12

      +No Body where I come from it's an alcoholic beverage.

    • @kurikuraconkuritas
      @kurikuraconkuritas 8 років тому +36

      I actually didn't know that.

    • @neilbaptist6962
      @neilbaptist6962 8 років тому +40

      * You're
      I'm sorry...Feel bad doing it after you were so informative...

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 8 років тому +8

      Neil Baptist we have a grammer nazi here (I know, the spelling was intended)

  • @leatherneck1061
    @leatherneck1061 6 років тому +760

    The skit was funny, but her very last line at the end made me laugh out loud. Key and Peele are among the few that can actually highlight racial differences and make people laugh.

    • @kdfinvesting6122
      @kdfinvesting6122 5 років тому +16

      Hmmmmm dave Chappell?

    • @bowhunter8532
      @bowhunter8532 5 років тому +7

      @@kdfinvesting6122 Chappell was/is an angry black guy who only makes fun of one side. What makes this funny is they make fun of the extremes on both sides in this skit.

    • @mjtingle1
      @mjtingle1 5 років тому +15

      @@bowhunter8532 i disagree. Chapelle was a genius with racial jokes. But this is brilliant as well.

    • @bowhunter8532
      @bowhunter8532 5 років тому +1

      @@mjtingle1 Don't get me wrong Matthew, I think Chapelle is funny too. I just like these smart skits so much more. You should check out the zombie one, it is hilarious too.

    • @mjtingle1
      @mjtingle1 5 років тому +2

      @@bowhunter8532 they are both pretty fucking awesome but if I had to choose its chapelle for me.

  • @c5cpe
    @c5cpe 23 дні тому +1

    Flipping channels, and this skit is the reason I started watching Key n Peele. I’m obsessed with wordplay.
    On another note, as a Louisianian, I don’t appreciate “Get Out” as a watered down version of “The Skeleton Key”. Jordan Peele admitted he “rumbled through the distributor’s bin” because there’re both from the same distribution company which is typical, and repackaging a movie is safely lucrative for the entire team.

  • @sidkonnar5130
    @sidkonnar5130 4 роки тому +1777

    This sketch hits a lot different now.

  • @aj123456789101000
    @aj123456789101000 8 років тому +108

    Key's "Oooh Halleluuujaaahhh" always kills me.

  • @Alex261979
    @Alex261979 5 років тому +566

    Black Ice is a popular car air freshener

    • @mAKtre47
      @mAKtre47 5 років тому +30

      Ya black ice is always in peoples cars

    • @kamariz3153
      @kamariz3153 5 років тому +6

      Yo! Stop! Lol!😂🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 років тому +2

      Lean back in them cars lol 🤣🤣

    • @joewellindowd5664
      @joewellindowd5664 5 років тому +2

      mAKtre47 are you and Alejandro a comedic team? You’re good

    • @ethanjones1521
      @ethanjones1521 5 років тому +1

      Which is really ironic when you think about it 😂

  • @SheepAmongG.O.A.T
    @SheepAmongG.O.A.T 10 днів тому +1

    Key looks like a mixture of white ice and black ice. Grey ice.

  • @JBGuarino43
    @JBGuarino43 5 років тому +1592

    Why does the ice have a gold tooth and backwards hat in the graphics 🤣🤣🤣

    • @southernsmoke1899
      @southernsmoke1899 5 років тому +90

      Because they are trying to be racist

    • @CooterCoy
      @CooterCoy 5 років тому +7

      @@southernsmoke1899 how is that racist? Its not putting down any particular race nor is it offensive.

    • @southernsmoke1899
      @southernsmoke1899 5 років тому +125

      Because that was the whole point of the video they was trying to be racist but only funny level if you don't understand or get that I don't know what else to tell you

    • @firstnamelastname7079
      @firstnamelastname7079 5 років тому +10

      Psh..theres somrthing called stereotypes

    • @BananaDynastyX
      @BananaDynastyX 5 років тому +14

      @@Carl_McMelvin You're an idiot.

  • @hardpointz399
    @hardpointz399 6 років тому +825

    Imagine how it felt for her to say that last line 😂

    • @asiasmith9667
      @asiasmith9667 5 років тому +12

      If it felt honest i bet she wouldnt say it to a black person face - oh oh ok 👌

    • @sirhaze3228
      @sirhaze3228 5 років тому +26

      @@AdamUKG come to nyc i bet your ass will be viral for getting knocked tf out

    • @adanahmed7906
      @adanahmed7906 5 років тому +8

      THE ACOUSTIC CAGE this is why no one likes white people

    • @schemerboy1005
      @schemerboy1005 5 років тому +11

      @@sirhaze3228 hurrdurr I'm not a violent criminal so let me act like a violent criminal to show I'm not one.

    • @sirhaze3228
      @sirhaze3228 5 років тому +5

      @@schemerboy1005 dont know you but did i say i would ?? No i just know for a fact nyc aint the place to voice those bigoted opinions

  • @nooobiechild
    @nooobiechild 3 роки тому +61

    3:00
    That escalated way too quickly

    • @paytonwilcox8558
      @paytonwilcox8558 3 місяці тому

      Key and Peele should’ve been like
      OH THATS IT WE QUIT WERE NOT BEING EMPLOYEES FOR RACIST NEWS REPORTERS

  • @PhilipOmamo-sw1ic
    @PhilipOmamo-sw1ic Рік тому +9

    "Brother Darren" 😂 I'm dying here, man.