Mama VS The Restaurant
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The wig needs an Oscar.
It needs an EGOT!!!😂😂😂
Yesss😂😂😂😂
Absolutely!!!!
And a demand for a repeat performance! 😂
Best performance in a mini series
I'm with Mama " You brought me to a restaurant, to be on your cell phone?🤔" 😆😆😆💖
Chile...if my grandmother wasn't already with the Lord, all these cell phones would've sent her to Him. 😂
@@angelacleveland75lol
🤣🤣🤣I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT!!!
Yessssssss
The way I hollered laughing when she said only Jesus could bleed for her. It's the wig for me 😅😂
Girrl that james brown wig had me rollin
Okay!! The church mother came out!!
😂😂😂😂😂
I hollered too
What I wouldn't give to sit across from my beloved mother at a restaurant, just one more time. To hear her complaining about the food, my life, the waiter, her sugar being too low (giving her a peppermint), asking when am I getting married (I'm married now, mama) & my weight😂. This is all before the food comes. She would then proceed to pray for me and the waiter. Thanks for the wonderful memories. God bless you abundantly, EJ!
❤❤❤
Awe❤❤❤❤ I miss my mom too
Ditto 😪We will see our Mother's again one day. I Believe 🙌🏾💖
@@mizrelmizrelWe absolutely will❤
Yes. She got me up here thinking about my grandma. I miss her so much. But I like reminiscing, too...makes me smile.
"I know it's time to go. You seein' everybody's cleveland...". 😂😂😂😂⚰️
I swear my oldest sister is becoming Mama.
Not the Cleveland's 😂😂😂
It was the Cleveland’s that took me out😂😂😂
I HOLLERED!
I know... that one got me😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Listen friend, just hush your mouth cause (I too) am becoming "Mama". 🤦🏾😆😆😆
mama needs her own tv show w/ Miss Jackie as a special guest every episode!❤️ we love us some mama!
Lord what I would give to see a scene with mama and Miss Jackie as best friends having their own gossiping session 😂😂😂😂😂!!!
Miss Jackie and that lunchbox!! Somebody done stole her lunch erryday!!
@@rosezellargaddis-harris635 the way that video would be a hit🤣 I kinda believe their sisters cause they act alike so they got to be related!
Now this is too much goodness!!
Don’t forget about Shaneedra! I hope she finally got her life together…😖😂
“Iownt want nuthin to bleed for me but Jesus” 😂😂😂
“I don’t want nothing to bleed for me but Jesus.” -Mama
😂😂😂 Those type of people only eat well done. Even my mom eats well done and I will never get it
I felt that 🙌🏾😂😂
Amen!
😂😂The screen shaking along with her wig gets me EVERYtime!!😂😂
Man yes 😂😂😂
My godmother literally did this today😂 apparently her greens be mo tender😂🤣
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The menu written on paper torn out of a notebook was a nice touch! 😄 And next time I go to a restaurant, I'll be sure to check my "Cleveland" so I don't offend the older generation. 😆😆😂
My grandmother always, ALWAYS, gets personal and friendly with our server at restaurants, using their name each time she addresses them, and I love that about her ❤ 0:49
I always do that, too. Restaurants, checkout people, CS workers, etc. I figure people probably are probably rude or snappy to them a lot of the time, so being kind and calling them by their name when I address them makes them feel seen. 😔☺️
@@Future-zx9ts That’s so nice 😁
I remember when I worked at a library and somebody kept saying my name. My face was like 😑
My husband does that, too 😅
@@Bee-lieve623 😂
She reminds me of my grandmama, always comparing restaurant food to one of her friends home-cooked food! 🤦🏾♀️😂
LOL, and I love your screen name.
@@SaveThatMoney411 awwwh thank you. 🥰
That was the most aggressive, scary greeting I ever seen. I would have dropped my order pad and ran smooth out the door & quit if I was Ms. Rebecca! 🏃🏽♀️
😂😂😂😂
Literally!!😂😂😂
And a customer like that will go around telling people she is so pol-lite, too!
She ain't had no raisings. Sometimes you have to do that OJT (On the Job Training😂).
not smooth....😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Do you come across many people who can't afford to pay extra? That made my day. I've wanted to say this a time or two. Lol!!!
😂
I felt this way when I was at a Subway..I wanted a wrap but with just 1 scoop of meat instead of 2. (I am a light meat, heavy on the vegetables & dressing kind of girl).
This chick replied "You know it's not cheaper, right?"
😊 Lol
I was like "That's perfectly fine, thank you. I'm not poor "
She said "I was just letting you know."
I said "Wonderful. I was also letting you know it doesn't bother me either way. Or if it's extra. I'm just a light meat kind of person. Thank you!"
Never has made any sense to me! Worked in Restaurants many years, and you always got you entree (meat, fish,etc.) AND 2 sides...a starch and a vegetable! Even if you ordered pasta, you still got fresh bread and a Veg or salad!
@@lorettaknoelk3475 I wouldn’t blame her. She was making sure you got your money’s worth.
Commenting about the steak, someone’s pretty hair and the dessert menu is exactly what my mama does when we go out 🤣
S h e said Cleveland instead cleavage. I'm dead.
@@Sevenfigure_sista me too!🤭🤣🤣
@@Sevenfigure_sistaYASSSS I Hollared Don’t Have Cleveland All Out😂😂😂😂😂
And the Emmy goes to - Mama's wig!!! 👏🏾👏🏾
😂❤😂😢😢 Shouts out to MY momma and all the mommas that Queen EJ up here representing! 😂😢😂😢❤
“You get ONE ☝️ side?!?”
AND
“I don’t want nothing to bleed for me BUT JESUS!” 🙌🏽🙏🏽🙌🏽🙏🏽
This is so funny because it’s so accurate. Not the sugar dropping lol
Omg my mom will say her sugar dropped every time she doesn't want to talk about something.
And she doesn't even have diabetes!
@@lorettaknoelk3475 that is too funny
the eyes she gave, after she set Rebekah straight for not speaking..forever in Rebekah memory
Right.
“You can see everybody’s Cleveland and errythang” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂
EJ you are a genius.
That sketch was an amalgamation of everyone's mother or grandmother and you need to name mama's wig because....ha,ha,ha!!!
Oh YES SHE IS!!! 🤣
Old school relatives are a trip, I love it.
That's "ME!" 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅could keep watching this.
Not everybody’s Cleave-land out!!!😂😂😂 The next statement that usually follows is “what type of ‘stablishment you done bought me to where they allow half naked ppl in it!?!? This is definitely giving my auntie through and through 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Hilarious ❤
Girl, I promise that everyone has at least one person, like this, in the family. EJ, the wig adjustment, though! You have me rollin’! ❤❤😂😂😂😂
You know you created a real character when I’m sitting here like “Oh my goodness, mama please…” 🙄
I’m a 64-y-o white lady and I love this to a degree I don’t understand. Maybe it’s EJ’s remarkable, awesome (the true sense of the word) talent. Maybe it’s that this is a scarily close aproximation of my mom, plus humor and minus my mom’s seriously judgmental side. Maybe it’s the wig. Whatever it is, I’m sincerely grateful for the laughs while I’m going through a tough time. This is glorious!
God bless you!!
That's so sweet
I live for Mama's snatch back wig, takes me back to the 80s
Spot on 😂, and mama’s hair is always healthy 🤣.
With those non-combed-out curls. 🤣
Somebody please go get my moma. 😂😂😂😂
"Been sitting so long my sugar done dropped" 💀😅
Lawd this reminded me of my momma frfr 🥺🥴 miss you Ma. 💚🕊
I have turned into Momma. I will have two sides dammit!
And please young ladies put your Cleveland away! That’s privacy!
😂Mama did well! She didn't even comment on how much food the next table was ordering😂
We need mama and miss jackie together. Bet they would bring the house down. That wig almost lost it when them kids didnt say grace😂😂😂
Omg that's a great idea actually!
Mama is gonna think she knows so much.
But Miss Jackie is gonna be like but I'm older.
And tell her "Now Miss Jackie doesn't mean no harm but why don't you have a husband?" And "it's Sunday at noon 🕛 how are you not in church? You don't go to church?"
@@lorettaknoelk3475 😂😂
What if they were sisters?!? 😂😂😂
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Mama has been talking to my father Jack. 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!! Baaaaby!!! Sis you need your own show, because between Mama, Mrs. Jackie, and you and your husband baby, I be weak!!! Thanks for the laughter!!!
My mom's parents were like this, very adverse to change! They only patroned local restaurants, and my grandpa wouldn't touch any "exotic" cuisine including basic Americanized food like pizza or tacos! He only liked southern food. NGL i kinda love that about them now.. because when I'm driving to see my living relatives, i see billboards and signs for my grandpa's old favorite restaurants. And i think about the times we went together. Unfortunately I lost my moms parents way too young, my granny at 14 and grandpa at 20. I'm 36 and still think about them every day. It kills me thinking my granny's been gone longer than i had her. I'd give anything to have her embarrass me in a restaurant now.
She didn't say the "clevelan" was showing did she?? 😂😂😂
This is my mom, rest her soul. At the restaurant complaining about everything, demanding all the attention of the waitress, asking all kinds of personal questions And would not tip, even when she visited where I worked as waitress. She said waitress got paid by the boss/owner, she was NOT tipping.
The wig was a paid actor. 😂😂😂
I SWEAR ❗️the wig gets me everytime 😂😂😂!
Oh honey, my Grandma and her baby sister sat down at the table and took form when you mentioned the young people coming in. “Y’all wear all that on y’all birthdays too?”
MAAM, let folks dress 😂😂
This was spot on, EJ.
“I don’t need nothing to bleed for me but JESUS” Amen, momma, amen.
Too bad I could never go out to eat with Momma. She gon have Rebecca spitting in er’ybody food 😂😂
Yeah, them young folk do be having their Cleveland hanging out!😅😂
Ooh... That's my mama! She's got a lot of extra talking and questions to the waitress, and when she get the complaining about the time it take to get the order, being the order, and refill the dranks
That wig shake gets me every time momma going to keep it real 😂😂😂
OMG!! This is my momma to a tee! Always talking about, "This is good, but mines is better." Yours is better?? Umm, ma'am you ain't never made honey buttered croissants in your ENTIRE life, how is yours better?😂😂
Right.
I LOL'd at your comment 😂
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When I saw in the thumbnail that cardigan, with the shoulders positioned forward, and those arms crossed like she's perpetually "just a little chilly", I knew this was finna, be good! 😂
Ms. Jackie, Ms. Jackie you gotta love her.😂
Precovid we had a party of 4 that went to a restaurant. My mom ordered broccoli soup along with her meal. It was watered down. My mom called over the server and politely explained how it should be made. The server apologized. Needless to say, we weren't charged for our meals. I was shocked!😮
I wonder how much mama is going to leave for a tip. Lol
Mama ain’t tipping or paying the chillren took her out they footing the bill. 😂
Not a single penny like my mom and all of the old school moms.
I overtip to make up for them.
Ha,ha,ha!!
A prayer.
1:17 took me clean out!! I can’t stand when servers say this!! This is my new comeback!! 🤣
Mamas just be complaining. I haven’t even watched the full video yet and I know some complaining is coming lol
EJ, you make me miss my grandma, God rest her soul. I loved that ole lady. 🥹
Yesss momma! Don’t bring me no bloody meat, cook mine all the way!
PURE GENIUS! Mama could single-handedly reverse the culture back to the good old days. Touched on so many important aspects of life. And if not Mama, the wig could do it for sure! Love you, EJ! 👏🥰👏
I just Can’t get enough of EJ. 😆. Goodness I love her sketches.
😂😂😂😂Why is this my mama when she first went to Applebees😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is my grandma!! Everyone called her Mama, grandkids included because she raised us all ❤
So much of my momma has been recorded and shared for the world to witness 😂
I done sat here so long my sugar done dropped. Where is our food at?😂
Momma keep that fresh roller set and gone complain about everythang under the sun fore the food come! 😂😂😂😂😂
This was hilarious & reminded me of my mom. My mom would always complain if she felt the food was rushed. If an appetizer was ordered & then 5 minutes later the entree was served while still eating the appetizer, she would get so pissed. Her commentary on people watching was legendary. Lol, RIP, mom. Love & miss you always!
EJ the Turn Up is REAL! I see you. And you know that Moma is a whole sitcom. And so is Miss Jackie. I'm waiting on it💜
Mrs. E.J. lady you bring a smile to my face every time I watch your skits. You're hilarious, wishing you much success and blessings sis.😊
That wig should have been in Montgomery, Alabama during the brawl giving commentary!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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😂
That wig shake sumthin serious.😂
Everybody's cleveland 😂😂😂😂😂
😆😂 This hit home for me, my mother RIP would complain but I definitely miss hearing her voice.
Not Cleveland, Mama!!😂😂😭
I ❤ you and all your videos!! Your ability to capture the pure essence of so many of our loved ones is nothing short of genius. I'm talking about more than just the words but the mannerisms too. ❤❤❤❤❤
Agreed. Warms my soul.
This wig is epic and needs its own channel!😂❤
"It's good but it need a lil bit more seasoning on it" 😂 That's my momma
The thing is, she is RIGHT in all she says, she wants 2 sides and a human conversation! 🎉
" _Squuuzing_ " lol... Umm, Grace. I feel Momma... She's a riot! 😂
i love these videos, remind me of my grandma. only she be cussing up a storm.
"Our waitresses must be new, or maybe she's just sorry" 😂😂😂
❤ it!!! 😂😂😂
I guess we are not going to get our check until closing. We will be here awhile.
Every time I see a "Mama vs" that EJ does it reminds me of my Nana and I miss her. Thank you for bringing me laughs and such great memories 💖 💕 😂😂😂
EJ, you took me with the wig - especially when it was flopping and I was through when you pulled it forward! You're too funny!!
So much of this reminds me of my mama. Calling someone sorry, pointing out how other folks are dressed, the music, getting annoyed with the server, leaving a $2 tip.
My name is Rebecca and the way mama says mine name reminds me of all my Southern friends😂😂
She makes me miss my grama Kathryn so much!😊
🤣🤣🤣🤣EJ captures everyone’s relative!
That line of questioning and correction to the waitress. 😂😂😂
But how she ALWAYS got it 💯!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
“I don’t want nothing bleeding from me BUT JESUUUUUUUUUS” y’all!!!!! I👏🏾Am👏🏾DONE!!!!!
I ain’t lying when I tell you this EXACTLY how my down south family acts. 😅
“You see everybody’s cleaveland and everything” LMBOOOOOO
I ain’t heard nobody call someone sorry in so long 😂😂😂😂😂
Sameeee!!😂😂😂
This is so accurate!!! 😂😂😂😂
You are one Hilarious talented lady. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The mama and Miss Jackie sketches keep me laughing.
Lmao! It’s the hard ass talking for me 😂😂. You come across many people who can’t pay extra
Mama's wig has a life of its own😂😂😂It gets me everytime.
The accuracy.😄 Thank you, EJ for the wonderful memories! ❤
Oh jesus christ!!! Moms will completely ruin the experience. They are never impressed and always, "coulda made this at home." Ok so why did you come Mom???? 😭😭😭😭😭
Thankfully, this is not my mother or grandmother
My dad is this way! He complains about the food and the prices even though I ALWAYS treat him! He compares the price of the meal to the amount of food he could have gotten at the grocery store for the same price! 🤣
@@Godsgirl405 Sweet potato pie… 😁
You'll miss her one day. Take the good with the bad ✌🏾
@@mizrelmizrel who said I didn't?? we joking, please! 🤔🤔
“Chicken fried chicken?” Must be at Cracker Barrel 🤣
“Seeing everyone’s CLEVELAND” 😂
‘I don’t want nothing to bleed for me but Jesus’ - Momma is just too much for me. I had to pause the video to laugh. 😂😂😂
😂I feel like Mama n’em at Cracker Barrel.
The mama skits are hilarious, cause why is this so true.
The way she said.. well I can pay extra!! That’s my mama 😂😂
Mine too 😂