This Is The Strangest Low Budget Movie
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the Lamp: Just Believe has everything: a great plot, compelling characters, amazing actors, and also none of those things are true. This low budget movie is bad and oh baby I'm gonna cringe.
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never ask a woman: her age
a man: his salary
Charles: if he is a genie
This is a underrated comment
@@yolkyostritch1692 ah yes
I am Chara
more like new.
nah..we gotta ask the age.. *Twitter cancelling everyone*
@I am Chara more like
no one asked
Janitor - “Which kid is yours?”
Stanley - “Uhh, I haven’t decided yet”
Lmao he actually does omfg
nice job taking someone elses comment bud
@@zthefurmy guy, this comment was a year ago.
@@Mystery_luvv yup
@@zthefur what
It’s adorable that Danny cries everytime the little girl gets adopted and is so mad about crying about it, but not because he thinks it makes him look weak, but because he thinks the movie isn’t worth crying over
Crying is for strong people who aren’t afraid to be vulnerable 💪💪💪💪💯
@@notaspacecow 👏💯
I am the same way with My Girl. I cry so hard and it’s infuriating.
Love that! No toxic masculinity on Dannys channel
Danny is unironically more strong than any “alpha male” UA-cam channel… because he doesn’t even have to try. He doesn’t have to put on a front of strength and confidence, he just naturally is confident and unafraid to be goofy or cry or care if people think he’s not masculine for it. He’s just himself and chill and it speaks volumes about his confidence, unlike alphas who are obsessed with how they’re being perceived.
Stan is THE writing mood tho. Typing two words and saying “screw it, I’m outta here?” That is the most relatable thing about writing I’ve ever seen in a movie tbh
Every time I sit down to write and then give up without getting much done I can hear Danny say “Stan’s not writing shit today”. Stan is a little too relatable at times 😅
so true
"The night was..." is my favorite movie example, from _Throw Mama From The Train_
"The night was hot, wait no, the night, the night was humid. The night was humid, no wait, hot, hot. The night was hot. The night was hot and wet, wet and hot." & it goes on from there, eventually ending up with -spoiler- sultry lol
True lmao
About to say this is just the story of my AO3 account.
imagine the dead child in the beginning just hated baseball and his dad forced him to play, and when he told his had he didnt want to play anymore his dad took off his training wheels and shoved him directly into oncoming traffic
hol up- that's a very dark plot that actually has a chance to be true 😃🤚🏼
I’m dead lol.
Best comment ever!
But why did you put Imagine?
@@8Nmedia so is his son
@@tigerkat4419 So am i for laughing
Sounds like something he's would do, maybe with a hammer? He seems insane.
"You can't just make a book full of 1,000 questions"
Tell that to the school system
^ω^
i feel like i shouldn’t like this because then it would go for 666 to 667 ughhhh
What is... science?
What is an electro-magnetic pulse?
What is a gremlin?
Why are we around?
Wait a minute-
How did this comment get so popular?
Phoenix Fox because of liberals
The rest of the movie absolutely should have been Stan’s ever-increasing rage at his continued failed attempts to destroy the lamp. It should have been like a Warner bros cartoon and he gets bigger tools each time like a jackhammer and then a steamroller and industrial shredders, like he has to literally drive to these locations, and each time the wife just slaps her forehead, riding along with him in the car, saying “Stan no stop it”
I'm pretty sure it's the plot of one of the episodes of Amazing World Of Gumball
Spoiler
It ends with them trying to destroy the thing with whatever machinery is used to destroy cars
And it fails
tearfully begging him "Stan no, Stan wait, stop it, Stan-" and like, just kind of half-heartedly jogging behind his car as he's driving (in my head, he is driving so slowly that she is actually kind of keeping pace with him, if not just like, 15 feet behind the car)
“See? It’s just a lamp! Nothing magical about it!” Stan says as he chucks the lamp into an active volcano, only to walk back to his car and see it buckled up in the backseat.
And the lamp gets bigger each time
@frankisnot1148 yeah it was a super ugly vase gifted by their grandparents, in the end it breaks by Nicole just dropping it, that's when they learn it was filled with someone's ashes
Stan’s an abusive douche and I feel really bad for Lisa but there’s one moment in the movie that really gets under my skin. Why didn’t Lisa tell Stan she was giving away their sons stuff? Like I totally get why she would want to do that on her own, she wants to heal, but there is no way she was thinking in her head “You know what would make my grieving and unstable husband get better? Giving away the last outlets he has to his son. Surely this will fix our marriage and he’ll say ‘you’re right Lisa. I’ve been too attached to my dead son and you giving away his stuff without consulting me really changed me for the better.”
Obviously not on Stans side, but Lisa should’ve thought that decision through a little more
exactly. i think she was inconsiderate… but yeah not worse than stan.
Yeah, I felt a little bad but I feel bad for both of em.
bro she was literally checking out some dude at work, they're both shit
tbh she didn't have to get rid of all of his shirts like his special jersey. i mean yeah move on but man that was his jersey you can still remember him some what
Yeah like he died one day ago let him have some memorabilia sheesh
Plot twist: Stan is actually so emotionally unstable because he is worried that the police will find out that he intentionally pushed his son into oncoming traffic where Sam ran him over.
Dark, but... what a great plot idea
That would actually make a really good movie
couldve been a great horror movie but they needed those sweet sweet family friendly ratings
then he bounced
@Wicked Program why not just edit the word wtf
Your wife comes home with a lamp:
1: throw it
2: DIVORCE
Metalviper 70 , I choose option 3, no one can stop me!
Both
Both
*episode ads have entered the chat*
Nobody can stop me from doing both
imagine if the janitor was the guy who did a hit-and-run that killed the kid. so he was at the funeral knowing what he did and checked up on him through the movie, and hired the genie to help the dad
Then asked the dad which kid is his lmao
Hiring a genie is really funny to me
@@Mario_432 power move
@@veryferalthinggotta keep him on his toes
Despite everything else, this is the best acting I’ve seen in a low budget film
And the fact that the movie wasn’t THAT bad it was ok
it really was, the couple argueing was a little too accurate. along with what greif can do to an already fragile person
it wasn't even low budget, they had $1M. They could afford real actors (L. Scott Caldwell was in LOST for Gods sake) but apparently not real writers.
"Which one's yours?'
he says 2 years after he watches Stan mourn for his dead son
Derp Lord 💀💀💀
@@susanheffley5656 Uhhh.... I'M SCARED
@@susanheffley5656 Okay, so we're going there today
MadGirlInBlack what
@@carlee2054 He sent skulls meaning dead. Kinda scared me for a moment.
The real question is how do they afford that house on the salary of a gym employee &an out-of-work writer?
Liz P they could have inherited from Stan or his wife's parents? The real estate prices where they live is not that bad? The wife actually makes good money?
If he's written successful books already he has passive income from the sales of those books. I'm guessing that a publisher wouldn't be bugging him to finish a book if it's his first one.
Sounds like an episode of House hunters ᕙ( • ‿ • )ᕗ
@@homelander4375 I feel like you're the least capable at deciphering sarcasm, dry humor, &rhetorical questions from 'relevant questions' tbh.
@@homelander4375 i'm gonna have ti agree with liz here your kinda a dumbass
The craziest thing is that the budget for this movie was $1mill, and not $15K
*WHAT*
@@redRuxx Facts!
huh
You accidentally added the letter K at the end of your post
How much of it was for drugs to keep everyone motivated to continue working?
That scene where Charles is making toast is probably the most realistic scene in the movie. I feel like any old person with a really cheery mood would compliment their own toast to themself.
Honestly everyone should though. Truly appreciating the little things. Fire.
Plot twist: Sam was the one who drove over the kid to kickstart the movie
I SPIT OUT MY DRINK 😂😂😂
Moritz R HAHA
...and he decided to help out the guy who lost his child out of guilt
I choked on my Cheeto when I read this
What a twisted prick! Killing a boy and just watching the couple in pain. He even has the balls to ask “which one is yours?” To a middle aged man watching a baseball game.
Stan’s wife: *literally breathes*
Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW
Stan wife: *sleeps*
Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW!?!?
Stan's wife: (dies and haunts stans dreams)
Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW
Stan : **Has a wife**
Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW?
I too don't wanna fight. Let me start one though
Stan’s wife: Exists in the universe
Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW
the cursive singing is, hands down, the funniest thing in this movie
CURSIVE SINGING IM SCREAMING
Charles is so adorable he’s just smiling and telling
People to belive in themselves he’s just the best guy
Gross
not only did the boy like baseball, he was baseball.
Pea Jay hi phoebe it’s lillian
lillian grace omg you found me
Pea Jay hi phoebe it’s audy
alright GUYS STOP STALKING ME
love baseball? i am baseball
Moral of this movie: its okay to hurt others when youre grieving as long as you adopt an orphan in the end
This comment made me laugh so much lol😂
lol
My god this is just like that spooky house movie.
Moral of the story: dont. take off training wheels
Sounds about right
i actually don’t think stan should be allowed to adopt a child considering his unchecked anger issues have yet to be addressed.
like the ending is cute in theory but honestly stan is such a scary character. 😭
Nah the movie will tell you “just believe”, so make do with that I guess idk
fr like that girl was literally backed into a wall and cowering. she also did in fact say he hit her, and i dont trust his pov.
@@jeanettelori1439 He did smack her hand, that's probably what she's referring too.
As a person who was a foster kid in the custody of a lot of creepy people. This makes my skin crawl.
I'm so sorry you went through that ❤
Why?
@@kellymurtagh-quinn8058probably bc stan was able to adopt josh after being horrible to her and watching her baseball games like a weirdo
i feel like we brushed over the whole “and you don’t hit people” bit in this awful movie way too quickly. josh was implied to have a whole storyline of being violently abused and then it was never brought up again, stan just decides to adopt josh in the end like HUH?
Imagine cleaning out some dudes garage and you find a glove. Then he goes full *rage* mode.
I mean Jesus you look at him and he goes full rage mode
no one:
literally no one
him:DONT TOUCH THAT GLOVE PUT IT BACK ALXXJSKSNNR
@@samanthas482 yeah where do you wanna go i'll tag along
@@paisley4197 niceee
I would get very sad :(
Hey small child, will you help me sort through my things?
-5 seconds later-
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU SHOULDN'T TOUCH PEOPLE'S THINGS!
no no, she can, he said she can, he just, doesn't want her to
i screamed reading this lol
But you CAN just touch other people’s things!!!!
Ah yes the attitude of an entitaled antivaxx karen.
*entitled
Feel like if you're stuck in writer's block because of unbearable grief, jumping in with "Happiness is..." is just deliberately setting yourself up to fail.
When Stan is standing up after giving away the glove, holding his chest, like a bunch of scenarios went through my head including but not limited to; "fuck my heartburn is back" and "his heart grew three sizes that day-"
Stanley is literally just abusive??? He makes her feel guilty for asking him about the book and the garage, intimidates her by using violence (e.g. destroying the lamp) and just in general yells a bit too much
Thats literally excactly what i was thinking about.
I agree. I understand that he's grieving, but that's not excuse to treat his also grieving wife like shit.
He lost his kid
Next he will loose his Wife
And by that I mean
Divorce
sounds like my dad
@@striveforsuccessstudysmart3509 oof
To be fair, the man who plays Stan is not a bad actor, he played an abusive husband so well that he managed to make all of us despise him lol.
It still shocks me that he’s played by Pink from Dazed and Confused. I mean, I can see how they’re the same person, but still.
@@calowenby1654 Checking IMDB, this movie has a lot of folks who have been really good actors. I'm assuming everyone in this thing just needed a quick paycheck. Which I don't begrudge. They're being a lot more responsible with their finances than Stan.
Yeah that's what I was thinking, the guy looked quite convincing in almost every scene
Nobody cares but 1k is satisfying to press
@@Hollieanaaa you seem to care if you read the entire comment-
We love a book going from “Happiness is…” to being approved for publishing in less than 30 days.
24:30 At this point I'm not even sure whether Charles even has magic or not. I'm convinced he just broke into their house and has convinced them he has magic.
I like to believe that Charles isn’t magical, and whenever he “disappears” he’s just under a table or something.
Like some Kuroko no basket stuff
I just laughed very loud at 1:46 am. Thank you
And he just magically knows which house to go to when the lamp is rubbed or some shit
Also he probably breaks into houses
@@silly_.rabbit2 Miss Esther’s totally in on it- she probably tips him off about what house to go to, and he just spies on them until they rub the lamp. And then he just hoofs it over there as fast as possible
@@ally939 oh okay
The flashback really implies that the dad took off the training wheels for the first time and then immediately just pushed him right into oncoming traffic, like the dad definitely killed the kid and it just doesn't say it outright
Ikr you don’t teach your kid how to ride a bike that close to a street. Go to a park dude...
That's what I thought! If I were teaching a kid to ride without training wheels I would hold onto the handle bars I wouldn't shove them in the road.
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere udbdosm
I know what you mean but i cant help but see *not raining wheels*
@@bananapudding1367 NOT RAININ' WHEELS
Hallelujah, not rainin' wheels
@@TheDonutMan3000 LMAO parenting is a learning experience. My dad taught me how to ride a bike in a not so busy street and I went face first into a mailbox.
Okay this movie definitely is weird, but that scene of Charles smiling at the door was adorable and made me instantly love him. Also Danny's reenactment of that cracked me up lol
ALSO also, I like to think those two Danny's went on to play the RE2 remake together as zombies.
"At least I'm not a crazy dog guy. I've seen you at our practices talking to your dog"
Honey, the man sits at a ball field watching a bunch of little girls. Talking to his dog is the least of his problems.
I mean he is talking to a guy who vaguely knows him, but to him it’s just some random janitor who works everywhere for some reason
He was offended because he wanted people to know that he wasn't a genie
He was a magical therapist
Underrated
he wants people to know he worked hard for that degree
Omg that makes so much sense. I wish I had a threapist that made house calls.
TED X speaker
magical marriage counseller
Even if someone close to him died, that didn’t give him an excuse to be an asshole :/
I’ve had a family member die. I’m not being heartless, but no, cuz you’re son dies doesn’t mean you have to be an asshole.
Jacob Cortez exactly
At least he made it better
Chaoxiang Alula Fr
Peepee poopoo
okay but why is nobody talking about the part at 20:20 where josh mentions him hitting her when he didn’t? Is that ever explained in the movie or is it just a very weird moment?
yeah I was thinking the same thing
She's an orphan who was probably abused.
@@jamesordwayultralightpilot God that's such a sad explanation
Help me that confuses me to this day
She’s probably a drama queen
Ok I know this video is years old but the funeral scene is really crazy to me because deadass that's exactly what my grandpa's funeral was like. He was a quiet guy and I guess he didn't have many things that he was outwardly passionate about and so his wake and funeral were literally baseball themed
ps Love you Danny
that is so sweet
Eddie wouldn't have died if he had power balance bracelets.
yes😢🥺
LOL
nick bolton should make an ad about the power balance bracelets
Holy shit man
Yeah, or if he had been eating 4 dates daily.
“I don’t wanna fight.”
“I don’t wanna fight either.”
Danny: And then they start fighting
MrRabbit idk if this is a compliment or you’re saying my comment is trash, either way, thank you
bruh that sent me 💀
.....I like ur profile pic
Eden Cline thank you :)
-Danny Gonzalez 2019
This movie is so close to being good. The acting is good, there's real emotion, and the production isn't half bad. But the plot is just so bizarre that it lessens all of that. This movie is on the cusp of being good, but just can't quite make it.
21:03 "And then his heart grew 3 sizes that day."
“It came out in 2011”
oh ok, cool. not too long ago
*”8 years ago”*
.......oH okAy.
I swear 2009 was 4 years ago.
Becca Higgins wait this scares the **cRaP** out of me
i feel like 2011 was like just the other day
🤤
Are we sure 2011 was 8 years ago?!
Jeez
Stan is literally checking all the boxes of an abusive husband. When Lisa flinched, that was a red sign.
red flag- indeed. Throwing something is the first step to abuse. Her flinching means he’s done it before or that she feels at risk of being harmed, absolutely abuse. It’s not okay and it makes me hate this movie.
@@jostewart3192 it's a terrible movie with bad actors I highly doubt they've added a domestic abuse undercurrent.
Swindel I never said or implied that they intended for it to come across that way. In fact, them never addressing his temper tantrums is enabling of abusers whether they intended it or not:
That's what death does to ya
Am I the only one who flinches all the time, just because? Like, I keep going through the comments saying the flinching is a red flag, so I guess I just flinch more than the average person lmao
The funniest part of the scene where the dad comes back from the park without the dog is personally hilarious to me, because I know the continuity expert who worked on this movie and if he saw this video he would be mortified 😂
Oh my god that's hilarious 😂
Grief is so difficult to process. When my boyfriend died… me, his mother and father, and brothers all handled it very differently. It’s been a year and half, and while I see his father occasionally he’s told me it hurts to be around me because it reminds me to much of his son. His mother and I grab coffee and catch up at least once a month. There were times in the first few months after he died that there was short tempers and lashing out, especially from his dad.
I know the dad in this movie was an asshole, but having gone through a death myself I can understand it. He knows deep down how cruel he’s being but I know how it feels to be imprisoned in your own grief.
I like how the Janitor watches the funeral and then asks the dad if he has a kid on the baseball field.
The worst scene,by far was when the father became the coach in 3 seconds,and tf was the last scene😂
lol even if he did have another kid after the funeral he would be 1-2. Not old enough to play Little League
Lol, I didn't even think about that the first time I watched this! 😂
I know... I think the janitor is secretly behind everything and he’s just weaving his web of manipulation the whole time😂😭 I have to believe he has evil intentions lmfao
Dam you beat me to it lol the savageness in the writing is apparent 😭
Stan’s wife: *looks at him*
Stan: Oh-Ho-Ho! Okay! Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?
Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW EH!?
OH HO HO! Cause he’s...Santa.
(Yeets newspaper) OH HO HO
@@superstellarhere Stanta
Charles: don’t even think about it, cowboy.
When Danny was like, “I bet you can’t guess how the kid died” I was like “he threw the kid in the street like he threw the training wheels!”
Charles is that one support unit nobody wants just "you guys got this believe in yourself".
This movie is literally a dramatic Sims lmao
Grant Clayton 💀💀💀
i WOULD like ur comment but its at 420 so heres an imaginary like
Especially the music
Reminds me of novelas 😂
HSJSKD TRUEEE
Just your average movie about replacing your dead son with a girl you saw while creeping around the baseball field
Yep
@GaMeKniGhT 101 hehe 69
Ella Casey so true
Haha reading this comment 5 seconds into the video. This will be interesting
It’s literally the same as the book the twelfth angle with extra stuff. It’s a great book and this doesn’t do it justice.
Bro why was the genie actually such a whimsical old man? Like his smile made me happy
The moral of the story: You CAN just take things that belong to other people!
Stanley is literally the worst protagonist
Or is he?
OR ARE U
He’s literally more like an antagonist
He's that one side character with anger issues
No I am
“She rubs the lamp, and then a mysterious man shows up at the door...”
Will Smith: *It’s rewind time*
OMFG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s hilarious
IM DEAD
I JUST CACKLED
sensitive. enjolras hahahahaha
14:31 at this point you'd think the lamp killed his kid
Stan can throw everything behind him but the loss of his son
I-
And the oil lamp
Ouch.
Oof.
UNDERATED.
Stan is literally the most unlikable protagonist I ever seen
One word, Oscar
School days
Sierra Burgess is atleast the runner up though
I think the protags from loving the bad man and faith like potatoes r both worse :/
This movie sucks
I have a theory that Sam and Charles are the same type of “Messenger” and it was initially Sam’s job to coach Stan and Charles’ job to coach Lisa (the lamp is actually not relevant at all to his appearing), which is why Charles disappeared when Stan came into the room initially. But Sam failed so hard at trying to convince Stan to move on that Charles decided he needed to appear to Stan and help him as well as Lisa
Charles ain’t no messenger. Charles is a therapist for people with ptsd and schizophrenia 💀💀💀
This movie might have been made in 2011, but it FEELS like a 90s movie
Even in the 90s this movie would be considered a retro movie
It's because of the baseball.
Why?
Lama nah this movie doesn’t have that kinda class let’s be honest this movie was made in 2003
IKR
“I don’t want to fight.”
“I don’t either.”
**starts fighting**
HAHAHAH
_discord user, its annoying to have the double *_
Kyle 13-10 I added the extra one because people might get confused. I added it on purpose but yeah, I use discord
@@eimiku3011 -yeah but it is annoying when it accidentally happens-
That's an abusive relationship
Probably a trauma/neurodivergent thing but seeing every other character visibly flinch away when Stan gets angry legit sets off my fight or flight 👁👁
Ik I'm late but just at the part where he threw the lamp I read this and same
Danny after Lisa introduces Charles: You can't just introduce someone like that! Stan doesn't know who he is.
Also Danny: (introduces Ms. Esther out of the blue as though we've met her before)
The movie is weird but I liked the premise of the genie tricking them into fixing their life themselves
This movie actually didn’t seem that bad compared to other ones he’s reacted to on this channel. I didn’t find the plot holes or writing to be too awful. Again, watching bad movie commentary from him and Drew and Kurtis probably set the bar low lol
@@KillerQueenDopamine so true, this movie seems pretty enjoyable (at least Danny's video about it, I'm not sure about the movie on its own)
@@KillerQueenDopamine depends on how you take it, I think most of the top comments being heavily annoyed with Stan just getting a redemption arc after 2 years of being an asshole paints the picture.
He's not a genie you idiot.
1k after a year!
Me: mom, can we watch Aladdin?
My mom: no, we have Aladdin at home
Aladdin at home:
Stan: Listen to your mom kid.
what about that weird creppy cartoon rip off one? That one is even worse Lmao.
@Falling Angel UWU I think its callee "Alibaba"
@@Qinglady-ue6wm oh not the worst one then ua-cam.com/video/ipdqwcqG7hQ/v-deo.html
this and 'Aladin' which is just a MESS.
danny needs to make a video on it lmao
They always ask who is Sam. But never How is Sam.
Hang on why did Josh say “they don’t hit people either”? What was that about? Stan seemed confused and horrified. What did that mean?!
I think it’s supposed to imply that Josh was abused by her parents/foster parents/ other trusted adults when she was younger. It’s a very out of nowhere line but it does make sense
@@bohemiancassidy no
"yOU DOn'T hIT people eITHer"
*rewatches scene*
He didn't- w h a t.
I THINK that since she was a foster kid so maybe she was mixing up stan yelling with a traumatic experience with someone abusing her? Idk. My bst guess.
Theory: the lamp/Stan/Charles/jagey1iteluwfhdus is messing with his life and makes stuff happen to worsen his life and consequentially persuade him to make the wish/try to better his lofe
@@alician.5950 you think the people writing this dumbass movie would put such a well thought-out plot point in there?
*Cue Tommy Wiseau*
Stans a loon
There is one good thing about this movie. Stan has good character consistency. You know something will happen, and he will get angry, throw something and storm away.
How does this have 250 likes and no replies lol
OH SO YA WANNA NAG ME NOW
You forgot to add throwing something over his shoulders or staring intensely at baseball players or a computer 😂😂😂too consistent
I GOT TO GO
Very true.
It's so nice to know that they achieved money, a happy family, and rejuvenated their passion for their careers in 30 days without any actual help or therapy, you know just nice words and suddenly believing in themselves.
The way Danny said “Stan stop!” Made me laugh way more than it should’ve.
Plot twist: Charles is just Ester's husband that she sent to help the family, and whenever he "disappears" he just crouches behind the nearest object and hides.
I love this so much.
I am Kazaam!
Plot Twist: Sam is actually Ester's husband and Charles is her lover.
And Sam is their child
One problem,
He's one tall Dude .
Like Really tall
Like the actor is 6 foot 4 and one half.
i feel like this is a case of a poor depressed man abusing his healing wife ngl
Honestly, Stan probably made the right call when he asked for a divorce. At least if they’re separated he can’t take out his depression on her.
spoiler alert Jesus christ
@@jonathana.4685 Don't go to the comments if you don't want a spoiler
@@jonathana.4685
don’t read the comments before watching the video because most of the times
Comment sections will talk about the video.
@@No-ue5pi its a _movie_ of course there are shitty people and no, they will never get therapy, because they cease to exist when the movie end.
the main dude kinda reminds me of my dad, just take away how much he cares for his kids and just leave the anger issues and crap
Her: Oh, honey have-
Stan: CLEAN THE GARAGE OR WRITE A BOOK? QUIT NAGGING ME! *throws magazine and goes to be an author in the garage*
"You cannot just write a book of a thousand questions!"
Math book: Am I a joke to you?
LMAOOOO THIS IS UNDERRATED THIS GOT ME LOLOL😂😂
English book, ap book, SCHOOL BOOKS
yeah, actually
We don’t use Mathbook in my class !!!!
@@eri83 Good job.
The worst thing about this movie is that Stan doesn’t throw the lamp over his shoulder
Xap Ete shoulder
Xap Ete omg 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭 so true
Ahh yes, his soldier
Ikr lol 😂
Juan Melgar yep
Sam was 100% written to be a guardian angel but it just ?? went unexplained
i actually think this is a pretty interesting exploration of grief when you compare Stan's reaction to Lisa's. the abuse was messed up and i kind of wished they had gotten divorced to show that grief and trauma can really really change people
Okay, this dude is just abusive. Like, I know that he lost his son, but his wife is okay and he needs to get his stuff together.
I'm SO glad someone said it. All of that is straight up abuse, especially just getting on your wife for trying to connect with you while you've been moping for two years, and actively ruining something she believes in.
What a dick.
I’ll be glad if they actually divorced and he never came back again.
Chill its just acting its a movie
Slasher Nebulous I don’t think anyone was questioning that.
Slasher Nebulous it makes it seem like this Behavior is normal and okay though
Anybody worried that (since 2 years passed) Stan
1. Slept in his son's bed for 2 years
2. Didn't pay his credit card bill for 2 years
3. hasn't done the devil's tango in 2 years so the wife is probably having an affair
THE DEVILSTANGO
THEDEVILSTANGO
THE DEVILSTANGO
The Devil's Tango? *Rawr.*
with the way Stan was acting, you'd think the son had died *last week*. I get that it's traumatic to see your young child die and that pain doesn't just go away, but I can't imagine how you get by for 2 years without paying your bills or getting any work done, not to mention he's still sleeping in his son's bed
Compared to many other “low budget” movies I have seen, this one seems relatively decent. It obviously has its weaknesses, however the ending, and the overall moral of this film seem pretty alright.
What moral
@@pap-fryou CAN just take things that belong to other people
23:26 as an author, I can tell you no author is writing, editing and publishing a book in 30 days. 🤦♂️
The movie should’ve been about the wife finding the courage to leave her abusive husband tbh
And getting with the gym guy who looked at her in a way Stan hadn't for years.
Same
The husband makes a wish that all of their memories of their son are replaced with memories of the the girl, as if they were always a family. But of course there is some mcguffin that holds those memories.
The girl or wife finds it and opens it. And their memories of their precious lives come rushing back and they are PISSED. Mon because she never wanted to be rid of her son's memory, the girl because she loved her parents that had died in a car crash.
Together, the ladies figure out how abusive and manipulative dad is, and they go on a journey of self discovery together. And they leave him to go on a road trip. A man appears in their life who seems nice, but then they get a glimmer of him being a gaslighting ass hole and up and leave before he can get worse.
They return only after having found a charming bungalow in the countryside where mom finally follows her dream of becoming a sculptor and the girl discovers she's into girls anyway. They return only to sign the divorce papers. The movie ends with an idyllic montage of the girls before cutting to a door slamming shut and the dad looking at his own hands in horror having not learned his lesson and just struck his girlfriend. It's up to him now to break the cycle.
@Susan Bones
That’s an amazing idea! One question though. Wouldn’t all the memories of the son also include the bicycle memory where he died?
@@nixxdra I see what you mean. In my theory it wouldn't necessarily be a 1 for 1 replacement. It would cause interesting issues if it did though, imagine all your memories being from a male perspective as a girl. Or having completely separate memories from your parents. The conflict with that could go in some really cool directions!
Originally though I was imagining some kind of holistic combination that did its best to ease the stress of rewriting memories.
Thanks for thinking my idea is interesting btw!
"This movie is from 2011. So 8 years ago" Not gonna lie, that hit me harder than any of the sad scenes in that movie
GentleGamer Same
same.
Free V buck?? Hmm?
I was gonna correct you and say. "No, it came out 7 yrs ago." But then I realized it's 2019 T.T
Majestic Taco Cat but you’re right cuz it wont be 8 years until August of this year 👌🏽
my personal headcanon abt charles is that he can only exist as a being within the physical realm while someone is like. wishing for something or whatever, so more or less he is summoned by the lamp and is only able to exist while someone needs him there, and that doesn’t happen often, so he doesn’t get too many opportunities to eat food because he doesn’t technically need to eat and where he resides between realities there’s no food or whatever. so he treats himself to a little snack while in the physical realm, it doesn’t have to be extravagant, it’s just a little treat for him. that or it’s just good toast have you ever had a good tasty slice of toasted bread with butter? heavenly.
This movie is what the Key and Peele "Magical Negro" sketch was about
stan is highkey scaring the shit out of me, he’s so abusive
That's true, I don't see why he's the main protagonist
Why does everyone have that profile picture
@@subtopewdiepieplease7616 You mean... two people?
Pyroglyphics why do we watch the same vids I literally see your comments on all the vids I watch 😂😂
@@kkaur595 I guess you iz a poet and we didn't know it
This is a spoiler to how Eddie died
His bike turned into a shark and ate him
OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU???? I can't believe you gave it away like that!!!!
Victoria Hartson sorry but I did say spoiler alert so it’s your fault
Bro you spoiled the ending 😡
You can't do that, my zebra was watching and got sad cuz u spoiled it 😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿
I've only watched 5 minutes but I guess there's a car involved
Eddie has only ridden a baseball before so bikes were just very new to him, so cut him some slack Danny.
22:18 *ATUHSPARGIGNARTA! I HEAR YOUR HEART BEAT!*
that is so creepy, imagine playing baseball as a CHILD, and seeing an old man just staring at you.
That's.... completey normal. Have you ever went to a park as a child? That shit would be a horror movie to you.
@@scanbbb what do you mean..?
What if it was an old woman ?
Once I went to a public pool as a child and there was some dude just staring from outside the gate.
@@sunk1ss376 lol, it doesnt matter the gender, if ur going to a setting exclusive to children.. and u have no kids- instant creep
*Helvetica is my aesthetic. It completely embodies the feeling of waking up two years after my son died.*
Then one day you wake up in a horse drawn carriage, one if the 4 other gentlemen say to you "finally, your awake, you were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into an ambush same as us..."
@@datgameboi6355 Filthy stormcloaks
datgameboi you have committed a crime against skyrim and her people
@@lilyreeder8407 I'd rather die than go to prison!
Just a friendly reminder, throwing something at a wall in front of you is an act of abuse and psychological violence, doesn’t matter if they didn’t touch you.
I used to believe otherwise while flinching and getting anxious whenever I hear something break throughout my entire life
Then my children are abusive.
@@edanrice9798 I mean there’s a difference between children who don’t know any better and a full-grown man who should have learned self-restraint by now, and is in a position of physical power over his wife
My dad did that all the time when I was growing up. Broke a lot of my stuff over the years. Then he'd cry and say it would never happen again. Of course it did. Watching the clips of Stanley brought back some bad memories... That stuff is really damaging to go through.
Ok but personally I would be so mad if my wife sold our dead sons stuff without asking me
Same!!!
Imagine making the main character of your movie that people are supposed to root for an abusive husband who spies on children who aren't his...
Edit: lol why did ppl like this
Bruh why do I see you everywhere 😂
Don't know if I would consider him "extremely abusive" . He is being mean, and probably the worst thing he did was throw the lamp but TBH I would probably chuck that lamp if my S.O said that they believed it summoned a strange magic man. He yelled at her, but couples do argue some times . At worst he's being kind of a dick, it isn't like he's beating her or something.
seth Appleton nah, even if he isn’t being physically abusive he’s still abusive. Also, you would chuck a lamp if your partner told you that? Wtf?
@@schlorping5156 I agree that abuse doesn't have to be physical , but he only ever just argues with her. Arguing and yelling is indeed a sign of a failing relationship but not always an abusive one.
I would get rid of it because maybe it would help them to stop having these delusions . Honestly if my partner told me that they thought that a magic lamp had summoned a genie it wouldn't take very long for me to think that they were deliberately trying to fuck with me. After a little while longer I would start to think there is something actually wrong with them. Stan just didn't have enough time to get to the point where he would want his wife to go see a shrink.
@1 1 everyone is entitled to their alone time even when they are in a relationship , he was mean in requesting that but it's not abusive. When he was arguing or yelling with her, it was because he was upset about her throwing their sons possessions away or for buying into delusions about genies so it wasn't like he was telling for no reason. He wasn't insulting her personally, or unfairly criticizing her person, or claiming she doesn't love him, it didn't seem like he was gaslighting or emotionally manipulating her. Throwing the lamp away was probably because he though that she was trying to make fun of him by continuously claiming that a genie came out of it.