This Man is Addicted to Tanning
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- Опубліковано 5 кві 2023
- Addictions, many people have them. Some are worse than others. Profound, I know. Today, we look at a pretty wild, a man who is addicted to tanning. Buckle up.
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Personally, I would rather spend my life looking like I've been trapped in a perpetual Norwegian winter than risk my skin to tanning beds and products.
I wear a thin long sleeve hoodie when I go out. I don't want my snow white skin to have color.
Come visit! 😂
😂
Eventually he wont be able to go into full sunlight because he'll me!t
yea
"If you wanted to be a little more tan, you could just spend more time outside."
He's from the UK, August. We all know that's never gonna make a difference.
I'm from Seattle, and lived in London for five years. Can confirm the two are identical in how utterly grey they are.
My farts are better than August’s farts
So true
@@p-__ my farts are better, longer AND juicier than yours and august's combined🙏🥶
I agree. I'm from the UK and even in the middle of summer, I look like a God damn white walker from Game of Thrones.
I, as a brown person, always become fascinated with people who want to be really, really tan and can’t seem to grasp how crazy their typically European - white features clash with fake looking brown skin. It is downright within the uncanny valley. So strange and weird looking.
Love your skin, go in the sun. Pale skin with a natural tan is beautiful. Even if it’s red sometimes. It has its beauty there too lol
Freckles are adorable too.
your tastes tho
Ya you’re right. It is off-putting. Your skin color is your skin color…but it’s also more than that. Like you said, it’s the other body features that go along with that because they almost always coincide with one another. And when you see one without the other you intuitively know that something’s up.
Ikr, they look uncanny AND it can cause skin cancer
It's a lose lose situation if you ask me
I had no idea tanning injections were a thing, and after listening to his explanation, I'm still not convinced they are.
Look up Martina Big. Go down the rabbit hole of tanning injections. I didn't know they existed either until I found her!
Oh it totally is unfortunately. There are also nasally inhaled tanning preparations. Yikes.
they exist, look up nuka zeus
It hurts when I see those needles
@@silverserpent420 Maybe it's best most people don't know about them. If the wrong person gets the right idea, we'll have injections that can turn us pink or orange, or even better:
GREEN.
AMAZING. (I would never use it, but it's funny to imagine...)
As an Australian that used tanning beds a lot, in my teens, at 63, I look 73. My skin has been cooked at an early age. The damage is only noticeable to you later on. So far, no cancer, but I get checked at any sign of a difference to my skin. In ANY way. Greetings from Dimboola, in Victoria, Australia. 🇦🇺
I have a australian kelpie.
He's 10.
He's a good boy
His name is bas from basilicum or basil in english :)
@@youtubestudiosucks978 Blue heelers are great dogs. Mine were 17 and 14. They were my best friends at looking after my two very young kids. No one could get near them, if I wasn't within 10 feet.
@@blitzwing1 Thank you. I just hope that they will take notice of real-life experience. Many die of melanoma. I can manifest itself internally before you even get obvious outward signs.
I have dark skin naturally and trust me I with the treatment I get, I don’t understand the obsession?? Pls explain to me why you ppl do this?
@@Ellie80681 I think it’s for the same reason people get butt and lip injections or boob jobs. People always want what they don’t have. Like how the women with hair so straight they can’t even hold a curl from a curling iron want curly hair, but ironically most curly girls straighten or process their hair. We’re never content with our own look completely.
GUYS CATCH HIM! HE’S SWITCHING TEAMS!!
Michel Jerkson
He pulling a reverse Micheal Jackson
@@oliverguenther6360 who asked
@@valuedgame Except Michael Jackson had vitiligo. Anyone with even the slightest semblance of intelligence knows that. Oh...
👁️👁️
I’m surprised August can survive these types of videos.
*respect*
My farts are better than August’s farts
respec
@@p-__ how so?
Having a giant picture of just yourself on the wall... Kinda tells the whole story.
@@p-__ proof?
How to speedrun skin cancer:
Step 1: Have an addiction to tanning everyday.
Step 2: Repeat the first 2 steps.
YO i lost braincells reading this...
Recursion 101
Fax
@@michaelolaoti4932how
My farts are better than August’s farts
He looks like an AI person due to his smooth skin
We sure his skin is smooth? With how much stuff he uses, if you scrape all the products off you might find skin that could be far from smooth. Like when you make a sponge cake and then put icing all ofver it it looks suprr smooth but in reality it's still porous sponge cake.
Uncanny valley territory!!
Its makeup.
Why does he remind me of the gigachad dude someone pls help me
He looks like the ventriloquist’s dummy from Goosebumps
I could NEVER do a tanning bed, that looks terrifying
I have cluster phobia. So that's a big hell no for me too. Also, I saw a horror movie where the bed got locked and the person inside turned into crispy chicken. So there's also that.
I watched a show called “Bones”, someone got turned into soup inside of one.
I would not like skin cancer though
Final Destination 3 🤣
“Did you ever think that maybe there’s more to life than being really, really… really ridiculously good looking?” I just get hard Zoolander Vibes from these Guys.
It would be cheaper and easier if he just got his entire body tattooed in the shade of tan he wants
and he wouldn’t get skin cancer
Seriously interesting thought maybe not wild enough for him?
And he could pick a natural shade
And safer.
Dude, you're so right! You will break the system with your ways of thinking!
Years ago I saw a movie and the one of the actors was using a tanning bed. The lead actress looked at it and said "Oh, cancer in a box!"
“Maybe mixed crack with tanning”
That’s a good one, had me rolling
Never heard of tanning injections, so out of curiosity i looked it up, to what i read it does darken your skin but also gives you moles and freckles plus multitude of health risks involved to being fatal such as melanoma , so if cancer from long term exposure from tanning booths don't get him, those injections won't be far behind
As a ✨ czech person ✨ I really hope you will have a great time in the czech republic! 🇨🇿✨
My farts are better than August’s farts
@@p-__ lol what
@@sarah_the_tea_queen1404 it's a bot report and move on
Greetings from New Zealand :D
@@p-__ Very cool! good on ya
If this guy ever gets married, they'd have to wheel a full-body mirror down the isle for him
So saying this guy has the same situation Adonis did? Seriously should be this guy’s nickname
This guy will likely marry himself for the following reasons: 1) No one would be good enough for him. 2) He would be the only one who could put up with him and his ego.
@@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone thought the same lmaoo
I can’t imagine the medical bills for skin treatment if he wishes to turn back to normal lol
Ya cos surely the nhs isent paying for this shit right ?
@THE 3 EYED RAVEN the nhs wouldn’t pay for this shit or if they do he will be on waiting list for like 4 years
My farts are better than August’s farts
@@p-__ no one asked
@THE 3 EYED RAVEN the UK has notoriously horrible wait lists for conditions like cancer. My cousin was put on a 5 year wait list after a positive cervical cancer diagnosis the NHS is a joke at this point
I understand what you are saying when you're talking about aging.I always thought that way too, it's part of the literal aging process.I am 39 now and just found my 1st wrinkle. And I've got to tell you, It's bothering me more than I ever thought it would.
Do you live near a Dollar Tree? If you do, they have Hyaluronic acid serums. Godsend. They even have a cream version.
@@iamdangerous5189 thanks!
The only plastic surgery I've had was life saving due to a major car accident and being mangled after hitting a tree head on at 60mph. I have been through well over a dozen surgeries and many down the road after. I want to stay out of the operating room as much as I can now that I'm walking again. Just blows my mind seeing perfectly able bodied people getting surgery to look different...
Im glad you are still with us
there once lived a happy and healthy duck, named august. That all changed once youtube had become a popular concept of reality. His brain cells went out the window and were never to be found again. such a sad story indeed.
Such an inspiring sad story…I shall tell it to my grandchildren
My farts are better than August’s farts
@@p-__ excuse me, WHAT?
@@p-__r u ok
Hope your vacas going well!
Ty for still thinking of us and giving us this content.
Have some fun over there for us all!
My farts are better than August’s farts
August: complains about Internet speed
Me, in a 3rd world country: welcome to my life
I think the drug might be called Melanotan II it's a synthetic drug that increases melanin production and reduces skin cancer that's according to Wikipedia, the side effects of tanning injections aren't well known but they are illegal in the United States.
Would love to see his health in 20 years...
Oh dude I was addicted to tanning also in the 80s and 90s. I ran a tanning salon on top of it and now I am doing so much laser therapy to get rid of all the sun damage. I’m in my 60s now and I really wish I never did it.
Plastic surgery is useful for not just beautification. It can be used to cover up burn scars or other noticable, abnormal damages to the skin. Other injuries include a stretched earlobe (putting massive ear rings in when younger) which can be fixed through plastic surgery. Generally, I think its useful because, if used properly, can help people with their insecurities or trauma. Obviously, the most common use is embelishment and to look good, but I honestly think the nitche uses are the most justifiable.
When august uploads, you know it’s a good day
He's giving the "even if I look like a burnt chicken nugget I still love myself" vibe
I hope that dude keeps going at it!!! It will be fun to see him in a couple more years.
I don't think he knows the difference between looking your best and looking like you're sick
😂
sad part is that he doesn’t even look that tan
5 LAYERS OF FAKE TAN!?
This brings great pain
He should watch the Final Destination scene, maybe that will change his mind.
August it's a compliment. I was buying cigarettes at 16 and most of the time I didn't get carded. I'm 23 now and one of my coworkers thought I was 30 lol. IMO it's a compliment up until about 30 years old and that's when it starts being either insulting or patronizing from what I've seen
You have a point. People take you more seriously if you look older when younger lol
@@Raebrained Can vouch. I'm 34 and people still treat me like a child because I look 21. Even with the few Grey strands I have.
For every addiction with their appearance, they always say they feel like they look good and they want to look good. Nobody thinks you look good, only you
They don’t care
Anyone who has a picture of themself in their own house is someone that I probably would not end up friends with.
I have pictures of myself in my house. But they're of memories and good times like childhood and when my Mrs and I first met. This guys picture of himself is just all out cringe and extremely vain, which is the real issue this guy has. He is not addicted to tanning as much as he is addicted to himself
Why doesn't he spend some time working out he's got love handles at 22 years of age.
@@dannymorgan2654 I should have been more specific! By pictures of themselves I meant glamour shots and things like that, not memories and family pictures.
@@jocider5698 I get its objectively insane to have pictures of yourself hanging in your house but it’s kind of a power move
Bro tanning to the point where he becomes crisp as ashes 💀
Hi August, my dear Duckie, happy (belated) Birthday! ❤️🍀💐🎂🎁
It is not a compliment, neither an insult that you do not look like you're 21. It's just a fact. And what really plays into this is also your voice - or the one we hear from you, and, partially, what you say. Both conjure an image of a much older, cynical man, oversaturated by life. (The latter clearly being what watching all those videos is doing to you!)
12 hour upload......dedication sir! Lol
I love your vids August Keep up the good work :)
It's really a bad mental thing. Their addiction warps their perception of what they look like so badly.
I have no idea how to feel about this..
I hope these gent find the help he desperately needs. Please get help.
4:28 spending more time outside in Hull isnt really going to give you a tan, but i see what you mean, and you are absolutely right about just going outside ofc
Fake tanners can sometimes turn green due to a chemical reaction between the active ingredients in the tanner and the metal compounds found in some types of jewelry. This reaction is known as the "greening effect," and it can cause the tanner to turn a greenish hue, particularly in areas where the tanner comes into contact with metal jewelry such as bracelets or rings.
The greening effect occurs when the active ingredient in the fake tanner, dihydroxyacetone (DHA), reacts with the copper and other metal ions in the jewelry. This reaction can be accelerated by factors such as sweat, heat, and humidity, which can increase the amount of metal ions on the skin.
Me and my wife have been watching you for a long AF time. I think the first video of yours we watched was the boyfriend ASMR. We thought you were 30 this whole ass time. If it helps, your voice is really cool and would be a fun choice for a game narrator.
Best youtuber rn❤
That chandelier dangling over the bed.😂😂😂
this madlad took a full day to make a video on the worst wi-fi in history, and still got it up
DID THIS MAN JUST SAY FIVE LAYERS OF TAN-
Also, how does August find this stuff-
My brain is experiencing great pain thinking about the skin problems lmao
…ir maybe hes just doing crack while tanning.. got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Have a great time in the Czech Republic! Prague is a fun town.
if you bit into his skull would there be marshmellow inside like an easter candy?
It’s just a peeps up there
Outside chocolate inside porous malted candy. Just like a Whopper.
It's just surprising you're so young, when you have such a deep voice. I think that's why folks are surprised. I was ( ◜‿◝ )♡
When my 20yr old was born everyone couldn't believe his deep booming voice 😂. They called him, "little señor". Sounded like a grown man crying 🤣. As an adult it's even more pronounced. I can hear his booming voice through the walls. His dad and I always know when he and his brother are up. 🤣 Your comment brought back some great memories, thank you. Have a great day!
@@silverserpent420 I'm glad to tickle your nostalgia like that, so you're very welcome ( ◜‿◝ )♡
Not that it's the same as your son, but even when I was young, I could make my voice carry when I need to shout. I don't scream, but call super loud! I am the eldest of four sisters. When it was time to come home for dinner, I'd go onto a porch, or stick my head out a window, and call each sister by name. People swear my voice can carry a block like this (≧▽≦) If I was born to a farming couple, I might have been one of those pig callers at fairs (≧▽≦)(≧▽≦)(≧▽≦)
@@Dessamator Hahaha! I love it!! I am the eldest of three sisters btw! I couldn't make my voice carry like that. You have super sonic lungs! Which is totally an asset! But my grandpa taught me to whistle super loud without fingers. I would do the, "Martinez" whistle when it was time for the boys to come home from playing with neighbors. Just like granddad did to call us as kids. I'd whistle and I could hear, "aw man you mom's is calling y'all". 🤣 We could be a dynamic team with your strong lungs and my loud whistle. We could call so many pigs at contests. 🤣 So many blue ribbons! You are too awesome. Really made my day.
Used to be a big thing back in the 00’s. It’s so dangerous.
Dear august, I have worked for a French ISP, and I have seen literally 2kb of bandwith, those people literally had enough juice to make a phone call, so 380kbs seems ok to me :p lol Thanks for the content bro love ya
As an Indian myself its time to get offended and start a campaign against this man to get him canceled for doing brown face 💀💀😭😭
My farts are better than August’s farts
The damage is done. Even if we cancel him so that he stops, he‘ll end up contracting skin cancer at 25
Or he's a human suffering from addiction stfu
Idk man, he's kinda greige. 😂
@@krisdiane Brown would be better just cus of the fact that we can have the Brown Lives Matter movement using the same old BLM signs
People always think I am way younger than I am. I am almost 33 and get ID and people even think it's a fake ID some times. It's annoying.
I live in a small town in Canada. There's still snow on the ground... I saw a plastic surgery woman in the McD's I work at... scared me the death... I am so glad I work in the back because eye contact would have been avoided while taking her order.
My aunt own a sunbed thing and she uses it at least two times a day. Cancer runs in my family and i have lost many members to it. She is a diabetic, has blood pressure issues, and high cholesterol. At this point we're just waiting for it to happen.
Skin cancer: *Hello*
As far as I can tell, you are the first person to comment on this video. Congrats for not saying "first"
Bro's trying to obtain the N-Word pass but is failing 💀
My man if you have the time please consider a tour to the Pilsner Urquell Brewery in Plzen. It's about 50 miles from Prague.
I bet you'll love it.
Jack Just dropped an update about his stroke! Well wishes to him yall!!! Go comment and let him know ya missed him!!
can i get a shout out plsssss i love your vids
The smug pout he does in the mirror gets me. He's like a crap Bond villain making his entrance!😂
I’m also from Hull, I’ve seen this dude in town. Irl he looks like an off brand action man that’s had its paint mixed wrong 😅
Looking online the injection is probably something called melanotan, which as a synthetic hormone and by the looks of it illegal in the UK.
hes from my city there is always a new story about him every other week in the news paper it is so funny some of the stories they run about him
Anyone wondering about the injection. Melanotan is an artificial form of a natural hormone in our bodies called “melanocyte-stimulating hormone” which stimulates production of pigment (melanin). When injected into the body, melanotan can stimulate the pigment cells to produce more melanin, which in turn can accelerate tanning.
Will you upload some videos from your stay in Czechia and other countries? Btw really sorry about your internet connection ...where the hell is the hotel lol? You can go to some tram stops and probably upload it much faster with a Wifi there.
this uploaded on my birthday lmao what a birthday present
Got the same issue. When I was 16 I used to go to the casino and be handed beers I never ordered. They'd even apologize for not serving me faster. Love Sparks, NV
the chemical he's injecting is a synthetic version of melanocyte stimulating hormone which stimulates black cells in the skin called melanocytes to grow and divide, making the skin darker
Final destination ensured I will never use a tanning bed
You need to make a video on Kay’s recent attempt at Mac and Cheese
Bro is trying to pull the reverse MJ
That grayish colour my father litterly went 5 mins before he had his first heart attack, it's like he's put shoepolish and coal-dust over his face
Tanning injections darken your skin by replicating a hormone in your body that stimulates the production of melanin in your skin. All forms of tanning injections are currently illegal to purchase in the United States.
Tanning injections aren’t regulated, and there’s little research on their long-term effects. Some research suggests that they may increase your risk of developing skin cancer.
iv had that wifi speed for 2 months b4 it sorted itself out at home
not related to the video but as a Czech, I hope you enjoy your stay in the Czech Republic (if you are still in the Czech Republic)
I sincerely feeling baffled for this episode August, like literally had no clue why some people can’t just live simple, comfy, and grateful of what they have.
i’m a fairly brown cuz i was born and live for at least 28 years in my origin. never in my mind that i would prefer to get „whiter“.
cleaner and healthier skin? yes. but have other tone? no.
and tbf the guy has a really nice eyes IMO (and if that was also real).
like why? is he an exhibitionist or what?
I've seen Essex Girls in the UK who look either Yellow or Orange I've seen Umpa Lumpa's Orange or Dark in the original Film. I've never seen someone like Builders Cement like this guy does. My man looks like the stuff they put between the bricks to build houses.
You mention RuneScape, I knew there was a reason I like you so much. Plus, your videos are great of course.
Yeah, tanning injections are a thing but are illegal in UK as they're unsafe.
That up and down speed is the premium NBN package off peak times speed in australia.
If you're travelling northwards, be sure to stop by Dresden, it's a beautiful City.
They’ve done studies that show tanning beds are addictive given the endorphins released. So while I don’t agree, I do see why some folks are legit addicted to it. The injections are scary. I’m super white and would love to be bronze but after a few cancer scares, I’ve settled on sunscreen and pale skin.
A different version of this is Martina Big. She did the tanning shots and now considers herself to be black
Tbh, i think that plastic surgery is fine as long as it's used to make your face more "normal", like if u were in an accident, like car accident or burned half of ur face off, or if u were born looking different than others, i think it's fine. Though, if people use surgeries to make themselves look like bisycle seats, have their lips 90% botox etc, it's unneccecary and i think surgeons shouldn't agree to do that, no matter how much money they get
2023 just got EVEN crazier
"Who are you trying to fool?" Themselves
when this man stands in a shadow you just see a pair of teeth
Tanning bed = that final destination 2 scene 💀
I was at first wondering why his hands were so much lighter than the face, but then I see the shot of him spraying it with whatever tan in a can that was.
Tanning black dragon hide in RS 😂😂 i love it
"you can see his teeth before him"😦😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 The accent kills me
The moment I saw the title I knew he was English
England itself has a tanning addiction