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КОМЕНТАРІ • 188

  • @impracticalnuke
    @impracticalnuke 11 місяців тому +209

    Thank you Jack's girlfriend for introducing him to cheese and wines so that he wouldn't have to eat more Nut-Sauce Sandwiches to survive.

    • @Aperson11028
      @Aperson11028 11 місяців тому +1

      Yes thank you

    • @kennyh142
      @kennyh142 11 місяців тому

      69th like

    • @charliefielding2297
      @charliefielding2297 11 місяців тому

      ​@@kennyh142I unliked when I saw this comment so it would stay at 69

    • @w3aponex870
      @w3aponex870 11 місяців тому +1

      NO THE SPECIAL NUMBER

    • @CelestialHart
      @CelestialHart 11 місяців тому

      Hey nut sauce isn't that bad.

  • @wolfydawolf1296
    @wolfydawolf1296 11 місяців тому +95

    0:56 Fun fact, assuming that the worst cheese pictured is kraft singles, then it actually is not cheese, by legal definition. This is not because it is post-it notes, but because at least half of each kraft single is not cheese. Cheese makes up less than 51 percent of the total ingredients so by (US) law it can't be marketed as cheese. Which is probably why it sucks as a cheese, since it's a diluted impostor rather than the real deal.

    • @luanabrans
      @luanabrans 11 місяців тому +19

      "Pasteurized processed cheese food." If I'm remembering the label correctly.
      Wtf is cheese food besides the worst descriptor ever?

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 11 місяців тому

      Then what is the rest of it?!

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 11 місяців тому +3

      @@ArcanineEspeon Non fat milk solids, milk fat, emulsifiers, mineral salt, inulin, salt, preservative, acidity regulator, microbial rennet and water.

    • @luanabrans
      @luanabrans 11 місяців тому

      @@insaincaldo Thank you 🙂

  • @rex_tabs
    @rex_tabs 10 місяців тому +8

    1:13 My friends, if you think that's the worst cheese then let me introduce you to the abomination called "Casu Martzu" also known as "the maggot cheese" one of the greatest monstrosity from the island of Sardinia.

  • @spamtongspamton9600
    @spamtongspamton9600 11 місяців тому +100

    When Jack narrates, its always a fever dream and i, LOVE IT!!

    • @Hiswf_
      @Hiswf_ 11 місяців тому +7

      HE REALLY IS A [BIG SHOT]

    • @RX9F
      @RX9F 9 місяців тому +2

      HOPE THE PEOPLE AT EMKAY ARE PAYING HIM EXTRA [Kromer]

  • @erinjackson8119
    @erinjackson8119 10 місяців тому +5

    12:33 this shouldn’t have made me laugh as hard as it did. I started wheezing and almost cried. Good job, Jack, you almost killed me 👍

  • @FrenchFries4111
    @FrenchFries4111 11 місяців тому +28

    2:50 someone NEEDS to turn this into a sick beat

  • @lady_draguliana784
    @lady_draguliana784 11 місяців тому +6

    saying "Insecure Alpha Male" is like saying "ATM Machine"

  • @the_stray_cat
    @the_stray_cat 11 місяців тому +7

    9:50 to be fair, litrealy any person would probly start picturing them nude after a coment like that. i mean its a bit like if i say "dont look over there" 80% will look.

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 11 місяців тому +2

    9:40 and you ACTUALLY LEAD HIM TO DO SO
    XD

  • @DoughnutThatIsIdle
    @DoughnutThatIsIdle 11 місяців тому +56

    I have to say it, Jack has so much potential to be animated.

    • @sh4dysh4de
      @sh4dysh4de 11 місяців тому +9

      Oh my gods, someone animate this man narrating, this is the thing the internet needs

    • @cognitome
      @cognitome 11 місяців тому

      @@sh4dysh4de frfr

    • @candermanthegreat
      @candermanthegreat 10 місяців тому +1

      one day I will do this

    • @606aichan7O7
      @606aichan7O7 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@candermanthegreat same
      (part of me is worried that I'd be disappointed that it'd be none of us;
      personally, due to procrastination, almost endless list of unfinished stuff, plus a dash depression and other pains 🙃
      - sorry for the negativity, I'm tired, I didn't rly sleep, and then at around 5:50 am, I randomly started silently crying and it was literally choking me;
      I continuously drank water rly slowly (to avoid *actually* choking) and took muffled deep breaths (because normal deep breaths make me uncomfortable, for some reason) so I ended up becoming very fatigued, decided I was getting hungry and starting slowly eating stuff at around 7:10 am。)

    • @candermanthegreat
      @candermanthegreat 10 місяців тому

      @@606aichan7O7 coconut juice

  • @dylanisntvibing
    @dylanisntvibing 11 місяців тому +11

    0:15 I saw the Oppenheimer movie myself (it was really good), and I agree
    He should have invented a trampoline instead of a nuclear bomb, then he'd be happy!

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 11 місяців тому

      But then, the germans wouldn't have been nuked into democracy

  • @wieldylattice3015
    @wieldylattice3015 11 місяців тому +4

    Why did “with the taste of your lips I’m on a ride” have such high production value. None of you needed to go that hard for that

  • @ThatOnePositiveGuy
    @ThatOnePositiveGuy 11 місяців тому +38

    Jack the snack that smiles back is back!

  • @oliverfarley7552
    @oliverfarley7552 9 місяців тому +1

    7:42 I actually think it’s really comforting to know that nothing I do will matter and my only purpose in life is to live it.

  • @Rainok
    @Rainok 11 місяців тому +4

    American cheese slices are laminated or plastic post it notes. They taste more like plastic than paper

  • @TytheGhost
    @TytheGhost 11 місяців тому +9

    Did NOT expect so many Pikmin memes, but hey I', not complaining(and all of them were game accurate)

  • @Mel_Bat
    @Mel_Bat 11 місяців тому +1

    1:08 the best name I've heard it being called by one of my high school classmates; he calles it "more plastic than cheese cheese"

  • @lorivaldez4839
    @lorivaldez4839 11 місяців тому +2

    I never heard of this subreddit before but it sounds fun. Have a nice Sunday EmKay🙏

  • @ItzDerrik
    @ItzDerrik 11 місяців тому +1

    Listening to audio only and not seeing what’s on the screen lead to the most unhinged thing to grace my ears

  • @traxthetrashwizard
    @traxthetrashwizard 11 місяців тому +6

    Great, now i really want Jack to do a full cover of Toxic.

  • @Crispierbug
    @Crispierbug 11 місяців тому +3

    The dogs with unusually long snoots are brozois not greyhounds.

  • @PuffishSwish
    @PuffishSwish 11 місяців тому +3

    1:26 girl dinner time stamp

  • @Carrot_tree.
    @Carrot_tree. 11 місяців тому +40

    It's always a good day when jack narrates ☺️

  • @not4eyesdev
    @not4eyesdev 11 місяців тому +6

    Just thought of your channel and damn, it's been years since I've watched you.. Like since before covid. I miss those times, but I'm glad your channel is still succeeding, and you still have the same content. Idk if you'll see this but thank you for tens of hours of entertainment to help me get through loneliness and boredom.

    • @not4eyesdev
      @not4eyesdev 11 місяців тому +2

      Anyone remember any other commentary videos like this from back then? Like 2018, 2019. Used to watch them a lot, but this is the most memorable.
      As I was writing this I thought about rSlash. Gonna go check up on him. He was really good too

  • @zippydoda8317
    @zippydoda8317 11 місяців тому +14

    Im only 30 seconds in and im already loving this subreddit

  • @windraizou
    @windraizou 10 місяців тому

    0:59 "Name a more disgusting cheese!"
    Me, having grown up on it because poor and absolutely will not eat any other single sliced cheese: *LIES!!!!*

  • @dirtycasual3094
    @dirtycasual3094 11 місяців тому +1

    I love that you called them post- it- notes

  • @Whoohoonutty2020
    @Whoohoonutty2020 11 місяців тому +1

    6:13 happened to come across a video of bread rising while watching this.

  • @OdinAUT
    @OdinAUT 11 місяців тому +1

    I booped the nose and the video stopped. You did not tell me this would happen.

  • @Real_Snorlax
    @Real_Snorlax 11 місяців тому +3

    0:31 I'm gonna start dropping gadzooks into conversations now. I bet it'll make people go gadzooks

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 11 місяців тому +2

      gadzooks?
      i was gadzooks once.
      they contained me in a space.
      an elastic space.
      an elastic space with rodents.
      and rodents drive me gadzooks.

    • @Real_Snorlax
      @Real_Snorlax 11 місяців тому

      @@davidthecommenter
      gadzooks?
      I was gadzooks once.
      they contained me in a space.
      an elastic space.
      an elastic space with rodents.
      and rodents drive me gadzooks.
      gadzooks?
      I was gadzooks once-

  • @No__direction__
    @No__direction__ 11 місяців тому

    This is one of the few UA-cam channels worth binge watching 😌

  • @CR1MSONACE
    @CR1MSONACE 11 місяців тому +3

    0:57 Blue cheese is worse. It always will be. "Bad cheese" isn't as bad as moldy cheese sold as a new kind of cheese.

  • @noelhutchins7366
    @noelhutchins7366 10 місяців тому

    8:11 In case you've never had the experience, the toddlers expression changing on their face in that way, indicates a bowel movement interrupting their train of thought, but not their footing: the politician's blank-out was the elderly version of an unveiled- facial-expression of currently-shitting their pants.

  • @Smellbringer
    @Smellbringer 11 місяців тому +1

    The funniest part about said "super tough soldier" at 5:05 is that, according to Tumblr, he's hella gay and has a mohwaked Scottish boyfriend nicknamed "Soap."
    I didn't make that up.

  • @jasperwashere
    @jasperwashere 11 місяців тому +1

    i approve of the abundance of pikmin images in here

  • @caitlinabbott7895
    @caitlinabbott7895 11 місяців тому +4

    Jack singing bits
    1:25
    3:38
    3:49 (I guess)
    5:14
    5:19
    7:12
    11:28
    11:41
    11:53
    12:40

  • @huh960
    @huh960 11 місяців тому +1

    my internet went out when louie said start running

  • @justyouraveragejane
    @justyouraveragejane 11 місяців тому +1

    ITS ALWAYS A GOOD DAY WHEN YOU'RE EARLY TO A VIDEO NARRATED BY JACK!

  • @IntoL1ght
    @IntoL1ght 11 місяців тому

    Remember to give your children hope for the future, not existential dread!

  • @riccardopetrina4212
    @riccardopetrina4212 11 місяців тому +1

    "They got Menendez!" Oh no, not Menendez!

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 11 місяців тому

    3:16 yep...
    BUT IT LOOKS CUTE WHILE IT'S HAPPENING
    XD

  • @michaelsegal3558
    @michaelsegal3558 10 місяців тому

    6:50 i currently have a fly flying around my apartment and yes it’s hella annoying

  • @SB_Elliott
    @SB_Elliott 11 місяців тому +1

    ITS A WILD HITORI GOTOH

  • @Data_Removed
    @Data_Removed 11 місяців тому

    6:49 yo, bro literally sent that fly to the 9th circle of hell

  • @rodan9773
    @rodan9773 11 місяців тому

    That's Cheese Men.
    This Dudes been eating Posted Notes lol.

  • @WilburJaywright
    @WilburJaywright 11 місяців тому +2

    3:45 BORZOI, not greyhound (they’re the same breed aren’t they?)

    • @Fruityflootloops
      @Fruityflootloops 11 місяців тому +1

      No they’re different breeds

    • @WilburJaywright
      @WilburJaywright 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Fruityflootloops Oh, thank you. I was concerned I was making an “ Iron Man’s suit is made out of metal, not iron“ type comment.

  • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
    @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 9 місяців тому

    3:12 To not spoil much of each games' story, Pikmin is a strategy game where a 2 centimeter tall, depressed man needs to fix his ship by gaining an army of 100 plant elves before he dies in 30 days. In the 2nd game he and his coworker take all of post apocalyptic Earth's trash back home to repay their company's debt. The 3rd game has 3 people from a completely different planet trying to stop a global famine because their planet has no self control. And the 4th game has that first depressed man call a group of people and a dog to rescue him from turning into an elf.

  • @Alver0n
    @Alver0n 11 місяців тому

    There is no better call Saul now it better call therapy

  • @hiimspee828
    @hiimspee828 11 місяців тому

    my brain is melting

  • @Sem-ThatOneFan
    @Sem-ThatOneFan Місяць тому +1

    12:43 You’re toxic, I’m slipping under 😩

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 11 місяців тому

    6:10 Alternate Final Boss Fight: DATING SIM

  • @thirstfast1025
    @thirstfast1025 11 місяців тому

    Beyond Smurf and Mocking Bird made my day better 😁

  • @mx_nana_banana
    @mx_nana_banana 11 місяців тому

    this is emkay’s magnum opus.

  • @Mrdude268
    @Mrdude268 8 місяців тому +1

    Wait a second that’s my name 3:29

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 11 місяців тому

    1:47
    seriously, the fact that that's a thing now is proof we're not evolving

  • @michaelsegal3558
    @michaelsegal3558 10 місяців тому

    4:29 that music I called shop by Toby Fox and also at 5:03 and also at 8:25 and also at 9:08

  • @diegodelamacorra8901
    @diegodelamacorra8901 11 місяців тому +1

    The only thing that American cheese could be properly used for is for burgers, and even then, there are way better choices.
    And if you want to use American cheese for anything else, then get ready to get judged by the gods.

  • @huntress084
    @huntress084 10 місяців тому

    The perfect SubReddit for Jack

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions 11 місяців тому +2

    10:51 you're welcome

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 11 місяців тому

    7:09
    O
    M
    G
    XD

  • @bluesupergiant
    @bluesupergiant 11 місяців тому

    9:33 LOL

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 11 місяців тому +1

    Mendoza? you mean Sapienza, which has been hit BY A BUTCHER

  • @Hyperboid
    @Hyperboid 11 місяців тому

    i am so happy to see some pikmin memes here

  • @Pepeutra
    @Pepeutra 11 місяців тому

    9:11 I tried booping the snoot while watching in in picture-in-picture doing digital art and I was too late and ended up booping the boob

  • @bluesupergiant
    @bluesupergiant 11 місяців тому

    7:54 💀

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 11 місяців тому

    8:18 playing Musical STATUES?
    wat

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger 11 місяців тому

    4:26 I don't appreciate the notion that I would enjoy hairballs in my mouth. My only source of sustenance are *BRAINS!*

  • @technicallymonochrome
    @technicallymonochrome 11 місяців тому +1

    Jack's german wasn't even bad!!

  • @theexcaliburone5933
    @theexcaliburone5933 11 місяців тому

    the comuta car is for commuters, who don't want to take anything other than some paperwork with them...

  • @frostthegrey
    @frostthegrey 11 місяців тому

    before i clicked on the video thought it was gonna be jack narrated because robin had done a lot and lexi is a rare one
    i was right :D

  • @SquishySenpai
    @SquishySenpai 11 місяців тому

    Most disgusting cheese is Casu MArzu. Go ahead and look that one up.

  • @TheRealNoah_83
    @TheRealNoah_83 11 місяців тому

    i heard nonbinary pals and walked back into the room

  • @cognitome
    @cognitome 11 місяців тому +11

    lets goo r/norules

    • @FrenchFries4111
      @FrenchFries4111 11 місяців тому +2

      r/norules is my favourite subreddit now that i think about it

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie 11 місяців тому

      a lot of people goo in r/norules..

  • @tygical
    @tygical 11 місяців тому

    interesting subreddit

  • @SecondaryHaha
    @SecondaryHaha 11 місяців тому +2

    3:01 is that the Gman or joe biden

  • @banjo3960
    @banjo3960 11 місяців тому +2

    Sick video

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 11 місяців тому

    4:20 there's that guy from The Boys...

  • @bluesupergiant
    @bluesupergiant 11 місяців тому

    7:27 I agree(with both)

  • @falcie7743
    @falcie7743 11 місяців тому +1

    Sliced American cheese is only "legally" cheese as long as it's 51% cheese or more. What's the other 49%? Hey, shut up.

  • @Yeet-mp6ci
    @Yeet-mp6ci 11 місяців тому +1

    Y’all can fight me but the most disgusting cheese is a Velveeta. Processed cheese (my family calls it plastic cheese) is not that bad, really good on cheeseburgers and grilled cheeses and ok by itself. I used to just eat it by itself. Eating Velveeta literally makes me throw up. The most goated cheese is Frigo Cheeseheads string cheese.

  • @Fortified-Star-Margarine
    @Fortified-Star-Margarine 11 місяців тому

    Poor simon.

  • @seapeoplevillage
    @seapeoplevillage 11 місяців тому

    gadzooks!

  • @felixjuneau1873
    @felixjuneau1873 11 місяців тому +1

    It would be fun if in the middle of a random Beatles song you just see John Lennon singing the theme while falling on Paul McCartney's ass.

  • @Graytail
    @Graytail 11 місяців тому

    05:55 Hi, I'm mini Johnny-cab, where can I take you today?

  • @davethe3rd656
    @davethe3rd656 11 місяців тому +1

    Maggot cheese

  • @emmiekisaragi
    @emmiekisaragi 11 місяців тому

    yeah

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions 11 місяців тому +1

    No rules rules!

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 11 місяців тому

      Nooooooooo, aaaaannnnnaaaaarrrrcccchhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @localgothbruv
    @localgothbruv 11 місяців тому

    GIRL DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Ash0512
    @Ash0512 11 місяців тому

    MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @ReganWatene
    @ReganWatene 11 місяців тому +1

    Smoogus

  • @RasmodeusQ
    @RasmodeusQ 11 місяців тому

    anyone who eats American cheese cold is a sinner, I don't know by what religion, but it's one of em. it is only used on hot burgers, and preferably with other kinds of cheese, steak spice, American cheese, onion, cheese curds melted on a hamburger? god tier food.

  • @Th3.Gr1mm.R3ap3R.
    @Th3.Gr1mm.R3ap3R. 11 місяців тому +3

    Pikmin :D

  • @spongebobguy2cook
    @spongebobguy2cook 11 місяців тому +1

    5:29 who cares you made them from scratch and they probably taste good

  • @-No_3-
    @-No_3- 11 місяців тому

    5:32 don’t kill urself , cuz I wanna do it

  • @soaringsquid0.129
    @soaringsquid0.129 10 місяців тому

    4:24, MOM I'M FAMOUS!!!

  • @themenacingpenguin.7152
    @themenacingpenguin.7152 11 місяців тому

    9:20 could've at least started with something lighter.

  • @SacrificialFox
    @SacrificialFox 11 місяців тому

    10:27 i don get it, why angel dust leave?

  • @waffletop1018
    @waffletop1018 11 місяців тому

    pikmin counter
    0:38
    3:18
    10:22

  • @sh4dysh4de
    @sh4dysh4de 11 місяців тому

    1:29 goat cheese >>>>>>

  • @redofculture9502
    @redofculture9502 11 місяців тому +1

    Finally some has does r/norules

    • @redofculture9502
      @redofculture9502 11 місяців тому +1

      Also haven't watched this channel in years and got to this video in the first 8 seconds somehow

    • @gamerboss3094
      @gamerboss3094 11 місяців тому

      @@redofculture9502nice

    • @FreakyHimmel
      @FreakyHimmel 11 місяців тому

      ​@@redofculture9502mfs upload at either 12:30am or 1am for me and it pains me

    • @gamerboss3094
      @gamerboss3094 11 місяців тому

      @@FreakyHimmelever thought of the fact that they may live in Britain?

    • @rosielow527
      @rosielow527 11 місяців тому

      @@gamerboss3094what are you talking about