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  • @filthycasual6118
    @filthycasual6118 Рік тому +311

    Fun fact: the total cost of the Japanese emergency medical bill is equivalent to 10 times the cost of a single cough drop here in the States. That is a cough drop, individually wrapped, "administered" to you at a hospital. For $20 US.

    • @whoisanarnb
      @whoisanarnb Рік тому +12

      Wait I think I recognize you, do you watch fish stick on a stick?

    • @filthycasual6118
      @filthycasual6118 Рік тому +8

      @@whoisanarnb Yeah.

    • @kooskoos1234
      @kooskoos1234 Рік тому +42

      Yeah american health care is terrifying. Like, in the rest of the world it’s “oh you don’t have healthcare? That’ll be a bit more expensive, but it’s affordable” while in the US, healthcare companies will do whatever they possibly can not to pay for your treatment even if you do pay them, and health costs without insurance are high enough for you to have decades’ worth of debt from like a car accident

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 Рік тому +7

      20 fucking dollars holy shit

    • @Ragehunger
      @Ragehunger Рік тому

      For around $20 I've gotten get a doctor signed recipe for a strong cough medicine where I live, and an additional ~$30 to buy a 250 ml (~8.4 oz.) bottle that could last for weeks of coughing treatment. I bet a doctor in the U.S. would charge hundreds or thousands for the signature alone, which is an insane difference. It's honestly disheartening to hear that American healthcare is so for-profit that it's actively ruining lives, and the majority of people are still supporting that concept out of prejudiced contempt against their own countrymen.

  • @doesthisunithave1soul46
    @doesthisunithave1soul46 Рік тому +638

    Not only can the Amish have all the same medical conditions as everyone else, they seek treatment and are often way more compliant with their care than others - at least with their kids (source: I work in a pediatric hospital with decent sized Amish community around)

    • @pageturner2958
      @pageturner2958 Рік тому +40

      I wonder if there is a reason they are more compliant with medical care, or if it just correlation.

    • @zotaninoron3548
      @zotaninoron3548 Рік тому +49

      Last I heard the Amish also have a higher incidence of developmental disorders in their community.

    • @peepysprite
      @peepysprite Рік тому

      @@zotaninoron3548 Counter to all propaganda by the right wing trying to make you believe that the Amish are _all-natural, pesticide free, chemical free, etc etc_ (which isn't pro-Amish so much as it is pro- their own trad fantasies) they actually use hazardous amounts of chemicals and fertilizers on their crops desperately trying to make their extremely poor farming practices bear any fruit. They've come under fire in multiple states for damaging the watershed with how much toxic shit they put in the ground.

    • @Tattooedgaymer
      @Tattooedgaymer Рік тому +19

      Was going to post this, too lol. I saw a large Amish family at the University of Iowa hospital, waiting for the elevator lol.

    • @zeecaptain42
      @zeecaptain42 Рік тому +9

      Wow! Do they accept medication too?

  • @sjordan9355
    @sjordan9355 Рік тому +556

    Best part about the trees: It was in fact, the WRONG time to trim those trees, they've pernanently damaged the trees, which where protcted because SOMEONE ELSE OWNED THEM and now universal has to pay for the damages.

    • @DavidStruveDesigns
      @DavidStruveDesigns Рік тому +104

      Probably killed them. Not only was it the wrong time of year to trim them, they did so far too aggressively and didn't leave enough leaves for the trees to sustain themselves. So yay. They killed an entire row of trees just to spite a strike. How fabulous of them /s

    • @Kinkylords
      @Kinkylords Рік тому +49

      Shame all they had to pay was $250 :(

    • @MortalOrder
      @MortalOrder Рік тому +36

      Tree law tree law

    • @michaell8269
      @michaell8269 Рік тому +38

      That photo makes me sad. That’s not a “trimming”, they absolutely mutilated those trees.

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 Рік тому +1

      trees make me sad so this brings me joy

  • @wowieitssam9457
    @wowieitssam9457 Рік тому +132

    20:33 wait wait wait hold on now -- Twisted Sister literally went to court in the 80s to fight against conservative music censorship. This man showed up to court in full rock attire, and then spoke extremely eloquently and professionally on why music censorship was harmful. He's never been on conservatives' side 💀

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr Рік тому +20

      These people are genuinely delusional. They think they own the culture, and that everyone is secretly on their side. It would be depressing if they weren't such terrible people

    • @Resetium
      @Resetium Рік тому +9

      @@hmnhntr They genuinely think everyone is secretly on their side.
      That's the ENTIRE POINT of the "silent majority" argument.

    • @devilsluk
      @devilsluk Рік тому

      These are the same conservatives who think Rage Against The Machine's "Killing in the Name Of" is in support of the cops and right-wing politics. Conservatives thinking these bands and performers are on their side shouldn't be a surprise.

    • @Alverant
      @Alverant 11 місяців тому +5

      At one point they tried to say MLK Jr was conservative.

    • @user-dd6rc9oc4l
      @user-dd6rc9oc4l 11 місяців тому

      They only rember that Tipper Gore was part of that.

  • @etourdie
    @etourdie Рік тому +330

    0:18 I was trying to figure out why the "don't deadname twitter of you wouldn't deadname a trans person" argument felt so disingenuous to me (other than it's a corporation without emotions). Think I've finally figured it out. When a trans person picks a new name, they may try a few out, they find one that fits them, and they themselves choose it. The twitter situation is more like your parents got a divorce and your new step father changed your name to megazord because he thought it'd be cool, and then you find out that one of his ex's divorced him because he tried to name their child the same thing

    • @teritt
      @teritt Рік тому +71

      It’s funny because all the transgender people are saying
      “He deadnames his daughter, let me deadname his website”

    • @gtafails1492
      @gtafails1492 Рік тому

      No a dead name is like if you transition to being a girl a deadname would be if someone called you a man or likewise

    • @teritt
      @teritt Рік тому +70

      @@gtafails1492
      No. No it isn’t.
      A deadname is quite literally the name a trans person used to go by because _their parents named them that._ And then yes, they choose a name that fits them better, and thus the name they had becomes _dead._

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 Рік тому +36

      If we email him spamming "Twitter" that would significantly ruin his day

    • @gtafails1492
      @gtafails1492 Рік тому +18

      @@teritt ok sorry I was always told something else

  • @OceanAce
    @OceanAce Рік тому +95

    6:54 Fun fact: A hoard of Karens is known as an HOA (Homeowners Association)

  • @Goblin_Hater_37
    @Goblin_Hater_37 Рік тому +57

    Damn, the fact that the Japanese doctors were worried that they had no insurance shows how much they care there

  • @yee969
    @yee969 Рік тому +746

    Can we all appreciate that we appreciate the fact he appreciates the appreciation of the appreciation

  • @zotaninoron3548
    @zotaninoron3548 Рік тому +59

    Partly because of the restricted nature of the Amish community gene pool, their children actually have a higher than average (compared to the rest of the U.S.) incidence of developmental disorders.

  • @rotz394
    @rotz394 Рік тому +160

    Ah, 2023.
    When the moral guardians hate the movie about the well-known anti-feminist doll for being too feminist, and love the wizard franchise they tried to ban only decades earlier.

    • @BlooMonkiMan
      @BlooMonkiMan Рік тому +9

      Because who wouldn't want to see the füher go super saiyan?

    • @teritt
      @teritt Рік тому +1

      Technically Barbie was meant to be feminist and then got bought by a company which pink-washed feminism to mean “girls can be anything as long as they’re feminine”
      Which is basically the same propoganda they gave when men were sent off to war in America and they had no-one but available women to work the factories.
      Funny how that’s literally the root cause of feminism actually skyrocketing in terms of its rallying in America

    • @Sylfa
      @Sylfa Рік тому +7

      @@BlooMonkiMan Is *that* why his face is going orange?!!

    • @gavinjenkins899
      @gavinjenkins899 Рік тому +1

      It's not feminist either though. They start out with a horrible abusive matriarchy (e.g. not even knowing where the Kens live), and then they switch to an also kind of bad but not quite as bad patriarchy, and then they go back to a terrible matriarchy again. And uhh... ? That doesn't have any actual political or feminist or non feminist message to it. It's just a story about a messed up, sad universe where plastic dolls live and have issues no matter what they do, lol.

    • @Ragehunger
      @Ragehunger Рік тому +7

      I don't know much about what views the Barbie franchise perpetuated about feminism, but this is the first I heard about the new wave of Harry Potter fans initially being a contradictory cancel culture. All I know about the latter franchise is that there was a huge hate mob that was allegedly representing the trans community that bullied, doxxed and sent death threats against a bunch of content creators, mainly pro-LGBT vtubers, who had scheduled to stream the Hogwarts Legacy game on their channels when it first came out half a year ago. I can only guess that the motive was the same as much back then as it is now; to shame the franchise's original author for her personal views about trans people and attempt a forced boycotting by attacking the consumers of her work regardless of their views on sexual orientations.
      It goes to show that there are awful people on both sides of that spectrum, and how they actively makes it harder for people to just get along.

  • @chatinmonarchives6894
    @chatinmonarchives6894 Рік тому +178

    Ok so he didn't even end up mentioning the WORST THING about PragerU (I've known this as a Floridian who is still in the public school system) that their videos are the WORST OF THE WORST propaganda that I've ever seen. You can probably look up some clips of it, but one of the clips is them using a cartoon recreation of Fredrick Douglass to basically tell kids that slavery "wasn't that bad". Literally full out DISGUSTING propaganda on there.

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 Рік тому +27

      Not to mention saying the founding fathers saw it as a "necessary compromise" when THEY ALL HAD THEM. The only one who even said anything against the practice, to my knowledge, was Thomas Jefferson.

    • @reese9705
      @reese9705 Рік тому +24

      @@denverarnold6210 WHO HAD AROUND 300 SLAVES AT ANY GIVEN TIME

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 Рік тому +1

      PragerU is just every conspiracy theorist ever, rolled into one disgusting homunculus

    • @krbthewitch
      @krbthewitch Рік тому +1

      I keep fucking seeing their ads when I look up onetopic and stuff like that, it makes me furious that they exist but at least adjusted that they're eating money trying to turn people who look at videos about the straights ruining things.

    • @saucevc8353
      @saucevc8353 Рік тому +25

      @@denverarnold6210 Did you forget about Ben Franklin? He used to own two slaves, but realized slavery was wrong and freed them, then became the president of an organization campaigning for the abolition of slavery. Man was way ahead of his time.

  • @teritt
    @teritt Рік тому +17

    6:06 There was exactly one gay person in this movie.
    A unnamed background character on the beach of LA that’s only line was saying “love that” to Ken’s outfit.

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf Рік тому +65

    13:35 You know something is gross when even Jack, the guy who goes out of his way to make the most uncomfortable noises imaginable, felt the need to apologize.

  • @goldenboi8994
    @goldenboi8994 Рік тому +45

    the barbie movie wasnt banned in lebanon after all. Apparently the people that made the decision didn't even watch the movie and then changed their minds after watching it

    • @inisipisTV
      @inisipisTV Рік тому +1

      Yeah, don't expect liberal news to get things right.

    • @JoeThomas-lu6fy
      @JoeThomas-lu6fy Рік тому

      @@inisipisTV They did get it right. Then whoever made the decision changed their minds. You can't judge any news website that you disagree with because one of them failed to predict the future.

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 Рік тому

      ​@@inisipisTVreread the headline. They said Lebanon is SET to ban it. As in they were PLANNING on it. Which they were, as the guy above you mentioned, was their decision they made before even watching the movie. After watching it, they undid the decision. The headline was not wrong. Next time, try reading with your head outside of your ass.

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 Рік тому +8

      ​@@inisipisTVLike non liberal news was ever right.

    • @kelseybrexit5224
      @kelseybrexit5224 Рік тому

      @@inisipisTV you’re just as Brainwashed yknow? Please get some help

  • @bensonfitch6697
    @bensonfitch6697 Рік тому +31

    In another note, those yellow spots on Ivana Trump's grave look like places where a lot of dogs pee repeatedly. That's the amount of respect they're giving her. Edit, yep, they are.

  • @convalaria
    @convalaria Рік тому +16

    There was a single gay couple in the barbie movie, on screen for a second.
    and they call us snowflakes

    • @Resetium
      @Resetium Рік тому +1

      And the trans actor was a fucking *background character.*
      I, a trans person, literally had to have them pointed out to me by my girlfriend.

    • @phantomboba
      @phantomboba 8 місяців тому

      This is the first time I’ve even heard about that. I’ve watched the movie twice and I didn’t notice the gay couple either time. They’re REALLY making it a much bigger deal than it needs to be

    • @convalaria
      @convalaria 8 місяців тому

      @@phantomboba when they first came into the real world two dudes with very camp voices called ken hot iirc

    • @phantomboba
      @phantomboba 8 місяців тому

      @@convalaria oh yeah, I saw that part, I thought two Barbies kissed or something

  • @rynbliss
    @rynbliss Рік тому +23

    15:38 when u sang "~the irony~" my desktop pet started dancing as if i had music playing, and then went back to studying right after lmao

    • @DIRTkat_ofc
      @DIRTkat_ofc Рік тому +6

      Desktop pets are super underrated

    • @Resetium
      @Resetium Рік тому +1

      please what desktop pet are you using

    • @rynbliss
      @rynbliss Рік тому

      @@Resetium "VPet-Simulator" free on steam, the pet is a chibi anime girl

  • @minotaurbison
    @minotaurbison Рік тому +62

    I am ashamed of my fellow Alabamians behaving in such ways toward Patrick Braxton. This happened in Newbern AL and last I looked into it is still going on. CBS should also be ashamed... he has a name, he is not just "A Black man" ...Let's respect him enough to name him in the headline please.

    • @technotrapper
      @technotrapper Рік тому +3

      Are we not going to talk about the irony of Jack bringing up to Kill a mockingbird when it takes place in Alabama?

    • @Sylfa
      @Sylfa Рік тому +4

      @@technotrapper Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that was the *reason* he brought it up. Can't be irony in that case. Though I admit I haven't read that book and have only vaguely heard about it so perhaps it's not about what I think it is about.

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 Рік тому +1

      To be fair, as far as the headline is concerned, the fact that he's black matters a lot more than his name.

    • @minotaurbison
      @minotaurbison Рік тому +2

      @@MrGamelover23 it only matters because racist make it matter. By not naming him in the headline they are themselves perpetuating racism. They could have easily included his name and stated he was black as well.

    • @astroblaze_
      @astroblaze_ 11 місяців тому

      @@technotrapper to expand on Sylfa's response, Jack's mentioning _To Kill a Mockingbird_ was definitely a "why read a fictional account of this type of situation when you can just witness the situation occurring in real life" sort of comment (though I'll admit also having not read TKaM that I'm just guessing what it's about from the context)

  • @danadecker4855
    @danadecker4855 Рік тому +29

    Library stats work on usage. If books on a certain topic are always checked out, the library will buy more. There is someone who comes to my library and turns Out and Advocate around on the shelf so the front cover is hidden. And every time I turn it around, i count it as being "used" making them some of the most popular titles we have.

    • @TitularHeroine
      @TitularHeroine Рік тому +7

      You are an unsung hero (and also for working in a library)
      :)

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 Рік тому +15

    3:28 Fun fact: They actually do check in with their doctors and they are being diagnoses with these conditions (except maybe for autism because they might not go see a psychologist unless the kid is having very serious mental issues).
    Second fun fact: The "Study" was just one bloke stating he knew a few amish people and none of them had any of these conditions.
    That's literally it. Someone provided a few superficial anecdotes and somehow, people have been touting that as being a "study".
    Mind you, I wouldn't actually be surprised if an actual proper study really found amish people to have lower rates of cancer and diabetes due to their anachronistic lifestyle (less sugar, processed foods, a lot of time spent outside and so on) but I very much doubt their incidence for autism differs much if at all. If anything, there's even a chance for it to be higher since there's genetic factors to autism and the amish tend to have higher rates of genetic disorder due to their closed-off lifestyle.

  • @HunBaneTheBest
    @HunBaneTheBest Рік тому +10

    11:24 imagine your 12 year old kid coming home from school and demands "mommy! I want milk, i want to be held, i want to be comforted!

  • @look-at-this-goofy-ahh-rat
    @look-at-this-goofy-ahh-rat Рік тому +44

    If he’s deadnaming his kid, we’re deadnaming the company. /hj

    • @noncompliant209cali
      @noncompliant209cali Рік тому

      "deadnaming" is just a made up term for mentally unstable crybabies to freak out when someone calls them by the name on their paperwork. Like the ugly dude in a dress crying because a pharmacist called him by the name on his prescription instead of the fake girl name he didn't even switch the prescription too

    • @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil
      @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil Рік тому +14

      @@noncompliant209cali why are you even here, you’re aware that Emkay supports LGBTQIA+, right?

    • @noncompliant209cali
      @noncompliant209cali Рік тому +1

      @@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil yeah I know they had a dude with a deep voice with delusions of being a girl as the host. What ever happened to him? Must have decided to identify as a rope swing

    • @zombiekiwi
      @zombiekiwi Рік тому +23

      ​@@noncompliant209caliis the kind of guy to bring right-wing politics into every conversation and whinge about lgbt

    • @zombiekiwi
      @zombiekiwi Рік тому +1

      ​@@noncompliant209calimaybe you're the one who has delusions that people can't be what they want and somehow you have to invade their own fucking business.

  • @bensonfitch6697
    @bensonfitch6697 Рік тому +21

    The amish love self sufficency. Despite this, most of them I find to be very reasonable and intelligent, and they often (as in a couple years) go to hospitals or a doctors office because giving up some of your self reliance is a lot better than dying or going unvaccinated.

    • @sylvrwolflol
      @sylvrwolflol Рік тому

      They're raised in a culture which prioritizes tradition and religious values without trivializing expertise and intelligence.
      They're the kind of "conservative" group which is actually worthy of respect, rather than the horde of shit-flinging screeching gibbons that occupy the Republican Party and are lead by a malicious humanoid slime mold that attempted to fuck a decade-old Fanta Orange and never quite recovered.

  • @Mygg_Jeager
    @Mygg_Jeager Рік тому +8

    5:35 "You Didn't Build That" hits REAL DIFFERENT now lol.

  • @LunaBones
    @LunaBones Рік тому +7

    As a huge fan of Dee Snider he was absolutely never on the Conservative's side. As the post says 'We're Not Gonna Take It' was against those family values and pretty much all Twisted Sister music videos were based around him rebelling against the nuclear family trope. In 2016 Trump wanted to use the song for his campaigns but Dee refused as it opposed what his song stood for and has recently spoken on social media regarding his progressive views. In the 80s he spoke in court against censorship and absolutely wiped the floor with his intelligence.
    It's so strange to me, I listen to pretty much all black metal, glam rock, shock rock, new wave and goth rock, all of which PROMINENTLY feature men in things that would be considered more feminine, makeup, long hair, women's clothing, BDSM-esque gear etc. I feel like I see so many people against LGBTQ people and values that absolutely love these genres complaining about 'how men have been feminized', complaining about things those artists are doing now that could be considered feminine in our current society or whatever when the exact same thing has been present in what they listen to since the 70s but they just never acknowledge that.

  • @SwampVVitch
    @SwampVVitch Рік тому +15

    When Jack complained about the guy talking about the dead fish but making no effort to do anything about it, I got this mental image of him screaming at the news, "Okay, so you're saying there was a robbery, but I don't see you DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT CAMMY!"
    In this fiction, the news anchor is called Cammy.

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades Рік тому +13

    11:52 Also Fredrick Douglass says something along the lines of "Slavery was kind of bad, yes, but it was vital for America's growth."

    • @inisipisTV
      @inisipisTV Рік тому

      Blame Fredrick Douglas for telling the truth. It's terrible, but it's a life and death situation at that time.

    • @nyctomint
      @nyctomint Рік тому +7

      @@inisipisTV that's funny given southern cotton exports formed less than 5% of the US' economic output and the presence of slavery meant that the actual lower class in the south struggled to find employment

  • @simritagop
    @simritagop Рік тому +27

    16:00
    This is terrible for people who read, write, or engage with fanfic as it would restrict it or even cause some fanfic sites to shut down, which for a lot of people is one of or the only thing that brings them joy

    • @efad3215
      @efad3215 Рік тому +4

      How to tell Congress is full of boomers 101: THEY DON'T KNOW JACK ABOUT THE INTERNET ESPECIALLY THINGS LIKE FANFICTION
      Also, Jack, thanks for narrating!

  • @LoganLatios
    @LoganLatios Рік тому +35

    0:17 just realized he not only named all of his companies "X" but also named his son "X" aswell.
    jesus christ.
    not even living human beings are safe.

    • @sharkksoda
      @sharkksoda Рік тому +21

      he's emotionally a ten year old boy who's just discovered a "cool" letter

    • @ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654
      @ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654 Рік тому +9

      Elon Musk made me hate Alien X from Ben 10

    • @globetrekker86
      @globetrekker86 11 місяців тому +2

      @LoganLatios: So if Elon splits up with the kid’s mom, he’ll talk about how *X* is his ex’s son

  • @MrHodoAstartes
    @MrHodoAstartes Рік тому +4

    1:58 What do you mean, they didn't tell us he's gay?
    They included the photo of this immaculately shaven, clear-skinned, well-groomed young man with a bowtie on his shirt.
    No words were needed.

  • @Kolbjornelenano
    @Kolbjornelenano Рік тому +6

    3:55 I want to see the face of any ultra conservative evangelical that moved to a christian country and find out that the people and churches there are orthodox

  • @gigaswardblade7261
    @gigaswardblade7261 Рік тому +7

    I think Elon accidentally left his sanity in the car he sent into space

  • @VickyAmaru
    @VickyAmaru Рік тому +15

    I think the wypipo thing is to avoid grifters specifically looking for people talking about white people.

    • @fmadiva
      @fmadiva Рік тому +8

      yea his reaction was a very yt reaction in itself lmao its not to be trendy its to avoid alt-right ppl

    • @junodovah2323
      @junodovah2323 Рік тому

      it’s not new either lol

    • @Liokae
      @Liokae 11 місяців тому

      @@tiora2488 it's AAVE for 'white people', not that deep

    • @galuxius1861
      @galuxius1861 11 місяців тому

      Also a TON of black creators get mass reported or just blocked by the ai if they talked about racism or white people. I've seen the white emoji used, and white people being called "Palm coloured"

  • @Danka42
    @Danka42 Рік тому +6

    2:35 "I swear on my mother's grave!"
    Mother's grave:

  • @KitkatKiki
    @KitkatKiki Рік тому +67

    Good morning Emkay Community! Happen to wake up! It's currently 6.02am some place in Australia! I hope everyone is having an amazing day or morning! Or even night! You're all awesome! 🤩

    • @immagical7036
      @immagical7036 Рік тому +5

      Morning from Australia toooo!!!!

    • @joed7547
      @joed7547 Рік тому +6

      Gday and morning!

    • @Ferrari255GTO
      @Ferrari255GTO Рік тому +7

      Nothing is more amazing than australia so you already won

    • @KitkatKiki
      @KitkatKiki Рік тому

      @@immagical7036 Aussie 🤩

    • @KitkatKiki
      @KitkatKiki Рік тому +3

      @@Ferrari255GTO ong ✨️😭

  • @zekroman96
    @zekroman96 Рік тому +9

    Dunno if this was mentioned before, but regarding that post with the HP printer being disabled by HP themselves is more than likely that they were using a Printer that was linked to their Instant Ink monthly subscription, where you pay X each month and they send you new ink cartridges every month, and if you stop paying they stop making the printer work with those "special Instant Ink cartridges" which i think also extends to manually disabling the printer if you don't pay the subscription.
    Also ink cartridges are a literal scam, and yet people still buy them at ridiculous prices (toner cartridges and Ink Bottles aren't safe from this either)

  • @HorrorGirl69
    @HorrorGirl69 Рік тому +9

    5:09 WENDIGOON!!!!!

  • @Marder_IFV
    @Marder_IFV Рік тому +8

    5:03 WENDIGOON GOT ON EMKAY AAAAAAAAA

  • @sleepingkirby
    @sleepingkirby Рік тому +4

    10:57 "There's a line of about 35 cars."
    For a high school car wash fund raiser? That is big. When I was in high school, we were lucky if we got a line of 12 cars, let alone 35.

  • @DarthKieduss
    @DarthKieduss Рік тому +9

    I literally just came out of the Barbie movie with my wife. I saw a lot of things in there but homosexuality wasn't one of them with the SMALL exception of scene where Ryan Gosling gets pecked on the check by two dudes.

  • @runningthemeta5570
    @runningthemeta5570 Рік тому +14

    I originally probably had the mindset of “I’m mature for not getting tik tok” but now I’m not downloading tik tok because i just don’t want to.

    • @CrowleyisKing
      @CrowleyisKing Рік тому

      Nice story

    • @runningthemeta5570
      @runningthemeta5570 Рік тому +3

      @@CrowleyisKing thank you

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 Рік тому +2

      Personally, I knew I'd fall down their trap and be scrolling videos for hours on end. I do that enough on UA-cam enough already, tyvm. And at least I can play games on my phone with UA-cam picture in picture.

  • @weepingkoopa2862
    @weepingkoopa2862 Рік тому +12

    5:54 Arguably, there is one gay Ken. At one point in the movie Earring Magic Ken appeared in Weird Barbie's house. Also, one of the Barbies is trans.

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv Рік тому +2

      their cool

    • @weepingkoopa2862
      @weepingkoopa2862 Рік тому

      @@Milk-ck1wv Yes, with their purple leather vest, mesh see-threw shirt, frosted tips, earring on the gay ear and don't get me started on that ring necklace.

    • @MassyliaAmazouz
      @MassyliaAmazouz Рік тому

      They really banned that movie because of 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭??

    • @weepingkoopa2862
      @weepingkoopa2862 Рік тому

      @@MassyliaAmazouz
      Maybe also cause of how gay every man in that movie seemed? Idk.

    • @THE_funnyalt
      @THE_funnyalt 10 місяців тому

      @@weepingkoopa2862sorry.. but how does one *seem* gay?? do you have that gay detector from the office or some shit lmao

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter Рік тому +26

    0:20 How's about I call it Grimes instead of X? Would that be better, rocket boy? Not Twitter, but still your ex. :3

    • @DIRTkat_ofc
      @DIRTkat_ofc Рік тому +6

      Are you ok? You're usually not this savage

    • @alex_runarin
      @alex_runarin Рік тому +6

      Good lord, you just killed him

    • @Moonlite_Kitsune
      @Moonlite_Kitsune Рік тому +1

      Imma need context on this one

    • @Nightfire613
      @Nightfire613 Рік тому +3

      ​@Moonlite_Kitsune Grimes is the name of Muskrat's most recent ex-wife.

    • @efad3215
      @efad3215 Рік тому +2

      Ouch.

  • @Ghostfighter797
    @Ghostfighter797 Рік тому +39

    At this point I would be surprised if Elon change Twitter name to something like Rawr XD to be more "hip".

    • @Moonlite_Kitsune
      @Moonlite_Kitsune Рік тому +5

      Rawr X3, ... actually you know where im going with this just fill the rest in in your mind

    • @BlooMonkiMan
      @BlooMonkiMan Рік тому

      ​@@Moonlite_Kitsune I have no bulge... **insert prowler sound effect here**
      Ok i do have one but i'm not horny rn

    • @efad3215
      @efad3215 Рік тому +5

      ​@@Moonlite_Kitsune*nuzzles* uwu you so warm
      Ugh, that left a bad taste in my muzzle........

    • @Moonlite_Kitsune
      @Moonlite_Kitsune Рік тому +2

      @@efad3215 of course i summoned another furry, its like some forbidden ritual

    • @sylvrwolflol
      @sylvrwolflol Рік тому +3

      @@Moonlite_Kitsunetfw the figurative dog whistle becomes a literal dog whistle lol

  • @hellraiser217
    @hellraiser217 Рік тому +3

    When they said a picture is worth a million words that was NOT meant as encouragement to demonstrate the exact opposite of what you should be doing!

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles Рік тому +47

    17:07 This is the first time I've seen EmKay cover Tony Zaret, and it gets taken seriously. If Jack sees this, just know that Zaret's content is satire. Pretty funny satire, too, at least in my opinion. That is all.

    • @dtoverlord3480
      @dtoverlord3480 Рік тому +1

      Came here to say this. I follow his Facebook, he's a riot.

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 Рік тому +1

      Damn, and here I was thinking that would legit make an amazing limited series.

    • @astroblaze_
      @astroblaze_ 11 місяців тому

      oh thank God -- guess that means he's pulling the "super clickbait-y title and thumbnail to attract a certain bigoted audience only to sucker-punch them with Facts" tactic

  • @bramblestar334
    @bramblestar334 Рік тому +6

    21:39 oh the pain of having your birthday be four days after the election

    • @HaliaxOfTheChandrian
      @HaliaxOfTheChandrian Рік тому

      Yeah but the presidential election isn't until 2024 so I feel like that post was a bit early. Not to mention, every year people age. Every year millions of people turn 18. I'm confused, is this next wave particularly big, or did that person just forget that every election has 4 years worth of people turning 18 to vote?

    • @Turner-ql5ud
      @Turner-ql5ud Рік тому

      Voting doesn't change anything

  • @Crystre
    @Crystre Рік тому +24

    Seeing the tweet about Kosa was a jumpscare since I’ve been stressing over kosa for the whole month. That stupid Bill will RUIN my life if it’s passed.

    • @altusshow7574
      @altusshow7574 Рік тому +5

      How will it ruin your life? I'm not really familiar with the bill, I'm usually pretty informed but I have no idea what this bill is. Would you give me a quick "I'm too lazy to Google and shift through propaganda to find the truth" summary?

    • @Crystre
      @Crystre Рік тому +1

      @@altusshow7574 In short the bill is going to force websites like twitter, UA-cam, tumblr, etc to have age verification. Not only that but it will send parents ALL of they’re children search history. And one of the worst parts, it will censor the internet, mainly targeting lgbtq+, information about abortion, etc. The worst part of the bill is it won’t just effect minors since they want these changes placed in a way it will effect everybody, adult maybe not to the same degree, but they will also be effected.
      it will ruin my life in the sense there’s something’s I don’t want my parents knowing about me and this bill would force everything to be shown at once. I also have a UA-cam channel I have spent 2-3 years on that will be effectively shutdown if it the bill passes, much less be able to use UA-cam which is one of the main things bringing me joy.

    • @BarnacleBoy42069
      @BarnacleBoy42069 Рік тому +4

      Yeah I'd also like a summary of the bill, if you'd be so kind.

    • @Rocco049
      @Rocco049 Рік тому +2

      Don’t mind me I’m just leaving a comment here to keep track of this thread

    • @altusshow7574
      @altusshow7574 Рік тому +12

      @@Rocco049 okay, so barring a response from someone a little more knowledgeable, I looked it up.
      Apparently it makes it so any "damaging content for kids" found online can make the platforms liable. In theory...it will make the platforms be more responsible for the content they host.
      In practice? Probably a bunch of Texas and Florida governor's trying to prosecute UA-cam for having videos saying "hey kids, it's okay to be who you are."

  • @matthewhalo1799
    @matthewhalo1799 Рік тому +4

    If you’re kid stumbles across nsfw content or anything else children aren’t ready to see on the internet, it’s entirely the fault of the parents. Platforms should not have to sanitize themselves for kids because parents are too irresponsible to monitor what their kids are doing

  • @StinkySeaGoat
    @StinkySeaGoat Рік тому +7

    0:40 gave me environmental Anxiety untill I read into it….it’s a bacteria killing the fish, not oxygen demimished water

    • @DIRTkat_ofc
      @DIRTkat_ofc Рік тому +1

      Ah yes, that's less frigthening right?

    • @saucevc8353
      @saucevc8353 Рік тому +1

      @@DIRTkat_ofc It kinda is, because if it's a natural phenomenon like plague that means it probably happens all the time, it's not really an existential threat to the ecosystem.

    • @inisipisTV
      @inisipisTV Рік тому +1

      ​@@DIRTkat_ofc- Yup, it's a proven Natural phenomena, even before the industrial age, and they don't teach it in school.

  • @iliketoharasspeopleonyoutube
    @iliketoharasspeopleonyoutube Рік тому +11

    14:18 e-elon that's... That's ADHD, get checked

  • @something1600
    @something1600 Рік тому +3

    20:59
    Woody Guthrie:
    🎵big high wall there
    it tried to stop me
    on one side it was painted
    said private property
    but on the back side
    it didn't say nothing
    this side was made for you and me!🎵

  • @denverarnold6210
    @denverarnold6210 Рік тому +4

    12:21 in their defence, that last one may be an accurate description.

  • @sleepingkirby
    @sleepingkirby Рік тому +6

    20:26 Wow... the mental gymnastics and self gas-lighting one. He purpose didn't say the name of the band and purposely didn't say that the song is about the attack on conservative values in that the song IS an attack on conservative values.

  • @Touhouuu
    @Touhouuu Рік тому +6

    If anyone doesn't treat their dog's grave like Nixon's Dog's Grave, they're a shitty owner.

  • @RaccoonsTrashVault
    @RaccoonsTrashVault Рік тому +3

    Fun fact, Conservatives have always hated Barbie. Also another fun fact, Barbie is based off of a German Naughty Magacine Character who had her own doll.

  • @literalsarcasm1830
    @literalsarcasm1830 Рік тому +4

    I think it would be hilarious if musk was able to secure the rights to the x logo, only for threads for change its name Twitter right after.

  • @nathansavage8692
    @nathansavage8692 Рік тому +5

    If you cancel hp instant ink, they will remotely invslidate the chips on any instant ink cartridges you already have

  • @timteecvhn
    @timteecvhn Рік тому +17

    The one thing about politics systems that it lacks that every other part of society has, is an age limit. Naturally by a certain age, you are usually, depending on the job, required to retire at the age of around 60-70. Politicians think they are immune from such by having thrown the concept of such out of the window for themselves, I get that in a sense, it's quite hard to replace people really high up safely without introducing someone who'll compromise the whole system. Besides, There are no humans on this planet who are immortal as far as the majority of us are concerned anyways.And sooner or later, politicians, will be forced to stand down in place of someone else due to encroaching their final days, whether they like it or not.
    Also I do really think that USA's medical system should actually not be the fucking mess it is. but such is kinda impossible considering that too many people just want lots of money out of the lesser people in society. Being the effective equivalents of parasites in a sense. Parasites in society that should not be allowed to continue roaming without punishment.

  • @TitularHeroine
    @TitularHeroine Рік тому +4

    Honestly, that "pink acid trip" quote is a huge selling point for me...

  • @jan-Pala
    @jan-Pala Рік тому +6

    17:12 where do i get pronoun chips

  • @errantwinds-up8uu
    @errantwinds-up8uu Рік тому +4

    1:22 It's Jorts and Jean! My favourite cats on the internet!!!

  • @KelliAmandaHoward
    @KelliAmandaHoward Рік тому +27

    I would like to point out that the trees, universal cut down along the picket line route. We’re not trees that are owned by universal. They’re actually owned by the city and maintained by the city, and while universal could’ve gotten a permit to trim them if needed they did not acquire that permit, and it’s the wrong time of year to trim them, and they may have permanently damaged they could be responsible for several fines due to having trim those trees without a permit, but honestly universal is going to see it. It’s just the cost of doing business.

    • @Resetium
      @Resetium Рік тому

      They got fined.
      ...For $250.

  • @StormTheSquid
    @StormTheSquid Рік тому +4

    4:58 Even Iran has better healthcare than us in some situations. *Iran!* FFS

  • @pvtsh1tbag491
    @pvtsh1tbag491 Рік тому +2

    That lottery tax took 2/3ish of the pay out.

  • @something1600
    @something1600 Рік тому +4

    8:20 how many strokes has this guy had in the last few months?

  • @AbrasiveSpongebob
    @AbrasiveSpongebob Рік тому +8

    I don't like people that don't conform to my beliefs, opinions, and values. I'm better than everyone. No one matters but me. If you question my beliefs then I'm gonna cry and call you names.

  • @zoyadulzura7490
    @zoyadulzura7490 Рік тому +1

    10:42 "Wypipo--it sounds like something you'd say to a baby to tell it to wipe its bottom. 'Remember to wypipo!'"

  • @Milk-ck1wv
    @Milk-ck1wv Рік тому +9

    16:08 This is mainly targetted at would you guess it. LGBTQIA+ people and things related to us which is why recently AO3 GOT ATTACKED and the website was shut down for a bit and it was apparently attacked because ao3 was putting kids in danger from lgbtq materials and how its against their religion so they ask for a ransom to not break the website AGAIN.

    • @TitularHeroine
      @TitularHeroine Рік тому

      Your pfp is really cool

    • @inisipisTV
      @inisipisTV Рік тому +1

      Good.

    • @nyctomint
      @nyctomint Рік тому +5

      @@inisipisTVlow quality bait

    • @KilaKaKa
      @KilaKaKa 4 місяці тому

      ​@nyctomint actually this person has something called a "different opinion than you"

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv 4 місяці тому

      @@KilaKaKa So do racist. And yet people don't usually label that as "having a different opinion". I agree to disagree and etc is for arguments on food, not living beings.

  • @ai-spacedestructor
    @ai-spacedestructor Рік тому +7

    5:30 HP and other companies have been able to disable your printer for a while. if they can control what ink your allowed to use even tho its basically mostly all the same, then why would they not be able to use the already existing infrastructure to send an instruction over the internet to tell the mini computer inside the printer to refuse all work until further notice. they can literally change anything about the printer whenever they want to, as long as its possible to do that within software. thats part of the reason why printers are a scam to begin with.

    • @gabrielbernard5440
      @gabrielbernard5440 Рік тому

      Wasn't it a software engineer who said "All my locks are mechanic, my phones are bricks, and I got a shotgun ready for when my printer becomes sentient"?

  • @SilentGlaceon94
    @SilentGlaceon94 Рік тому +5

    8:59
    Friendly Virginian sliding in to say that Wolfe is not our governor. Glen Youngkin is our current governor...sadly.

  • @erin1569
    @erin1569 Рік тому +2

    I think politicians should only be allowed to have public healthcare and be paid minimum wage

  • @jacobh9241
    @jacobh9241 Рік тому +1

    That was a very accurate, but oddly irrelevant description of Charles Barkley. Here's mine: "Charles Barkley was an Olympic Athlete".

  • @ejstreasurehunting6627
    @ejstreasurehunting6627 Рік тому +3

    @20:32 I honestly think this somehow might be the funniest thing I’ve heard all day 😂😂

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist Рік тому +4

    10:04 *John Green has entered the chat.*

  • @laubra5227
    @laubra5227 Рік тому +2

    With that American healthcare one
    As a non American it legitimately seems like you would save money as an American if you booked a trip to another country and then went to the doctor instead of going to the doctors in America

    • @pixelpossum49
      @pixelpossum49 11 місяців тому

      Some Americans do go to other countries for planned healthcare things like surgeries and such. The problem is that for the vast majority of people, if you do go to another country, get healthcare, recover, and then come home, you will almost definitely lose your job. Our labor protections are dogshit, and many people have to make the choice between having massive medical debt from the american healthcare system, or being able to eat and have a roof over their head that they can pay for with their income. Most would rather be in massive debt than homeless and starving. Most are living paycheck to paycheck. I'm unemployed and on SSI (america's disability benefits) and I don't even make what would be full time minimum wage for an employed person, and I also cannot leave my legal residence for longer than 30 days or I will lose my entire income, which already isn't enough. Not to mention how huge America is. If I was to fly from my closest local airport to Canada, for example, it would probably be around 14 or 15 hours from leaving my home to arriving at my destination, and that's like bare minimum. Could easily be several hours more than that.

  • @SugaMot
    @SugaMot Рік тому +2

    Amish kids aren't diagnosed with cancer, diabetes, or autism.
    In other news, I must have a butthole because I'm physically incapable of viewing that part of my body to check

  • @matthewhalo1799
    @matthewhalo1799 Рік тому +2

    Ah yes, running a country, the job where the minimum age requirement is retirement

  • @JafoThaKlown
    @JafoThaKlown Рік тому +4

    Ugh, the first one. R.I. P Steve Hartwell :(

  • @JustSpaceMan
    @JustSpaceMan Рік тому +8

    Twitter is one of few things that feed on hatred

  • @after_death3036
    @after_death3036 Рік тому +4

    I spent 2 days in the hospital for reasons I can't really share and total cost was around over 7,000 Dollars without healthcare

  • @jacksonfunke8230
    @jacksonfunke8230 Рік тому +1

    It's things like most of this which makes me think: "Am I ready to die at 37?" I want to run for president and be super corrupt and just veto everything until I get what I want, like better health care, and less military expenses. We don't need billions every year on guns when we could spend billions every year on people. BUT I also don't wanna get assassinated by some big wig medical insurance company or something because I'm going to cut down on profits.

  • @Guessnought
    @Guessnought Рік тому +13

    I need a r/nonpoliticaltwitter video after this endless stream of political mudslinging

  • @jacobmartinez3861
    @jacobmartinez3861 Рік тому +3

    Does anyone else just grip the their balls and start squeezing them like stress balls

  • @Adam-xf6sq
    @Adam-xf6sq Рік тому +3

    19:40 I hope they left those books where their kids could read them.

    • @Smilley85
      @Smilley85 Рік тому +1

      Confessing to a crime in writing. And how upset they'll be when they get straddled with all the late fees.

  • @terenlai6531
    @terenlai6531 Рік тому +1

    I wouldn’t say that the homosexual promoting Barbie movie claim is mental gymnastics, it’s more that the person belly flopped before getting to the bar of “watched the movie” and slammed their face into the pink man in advertisements and thought “hey that’s kinda gay ngl”

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one Рік тому +6

    6:30 there were live cameras there, right?
    Like, the best evidence to press charges with?

  • @brain_apostrophe_t
    @brain_apostrophe_t Рік тому +8

    There is some good news about having a ruling class of extremely old people, they are likely to all die in a big wave, like celebrities did in 2015-2017. Thats gonna feel cathartic and open up a lot a LOT of new jobs suddenly.

    • @TitularHeroine
      @TitularHeroine Рік тому

      Not only that, but much more tolerant and inclusive people are gonna be in charge of shit too

  • @domi-no1826
    @domi-no1826 Рік тому +3

    3:00 probably because they dont diagnose

  • @superbat6965
    @superbat6965 Рік тому

    The saddest part is I'm more caught up with US politics than Aus politics and I live in Aus.

  • @itayvolk
    @itayvolk Рік тому +3

    20:50 did he even listen to "we're not gonna take it"?

  • @ryanm2
    @ryanm2 Рік тому +3

    6:43 I cannot stop laughing. 🤣 (Also 😭)

  • @Earthstar_Review
    @Earthstar_Review Рік тому +1

    Wait wait, Musky is obsessed with outer space and tried for over two decades to rename something he owned to XCOM. What's he trying to tell us?
    That he has no creativity.

  • @feelinghealing3890
    @feelinghealing3890 Рік тому +1

    10 minutes into a 22 minute video, we get our first non-american politics post.

  • @redpanda7914
    @redpanda7914 Рік тому

    I'm convinced Twitter is the Jester not of social media but of the world

  • @deldarel
    @deldarel Рік тому +2

    WAIT SHE DIED A YEAR AGO???
    When I saw that grave juxtaposed to Checkers', I thought it was in the early 2000's or something

  • @kikothedragoncat
    @kikothedragoncat Рік тому +6

    7:38 are there any sources I can read for this? Sounds like a great addition to the reasons I hate trump.

  • @FionaOfMountLawley
    @FionaOfMountLawley Рік тому +1

    21:51 Not a stretch to compare the refusal to allow a black man to take the office as mayor for which he was elected to To Kill A Mockingbird. Though the town the book was set in, Maycomb, is not a real place, it was a thinly fictionalized version of a real town, Monroeville, Alabama. Patrick Braxton won the mayoral election of Newbern, Alabama in November 2020. Newbern is located a mere 87 miles and three counties from Monroeville.

  • @mariscostumes3815
    @mariscostumes3815 Рік тому +3

    I'm so glad the UA-camr when dagoon known for making 1-5 hour videos on the most disturbing things ever is on this video for his printer getting disabled 😂😂

  • @transqueen
    @transqueen Рік тому +3

    If they don't eat artificial sweeteners, you can check someone for diabetes by tasting their pee to see if it tastes sweet.