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[@Jokoko2828]

Those road paintjobs start making sense after you learn that they literally aren't paid enough to bother with doing their job properly.

[@daughterofyith5393]

That hand mixer thing is actually a European language. It's Polish.

[@TheMathGeek_314]

I don't think people realize how the lines on highways are painted. We drive a giant truck down the road at 15mph and have people in the back steering independent carts for both white and yellow lines on either side. No one is outside painting by hand, and there's no way we're interrupting the cycle of the yellow skips to stop and remove a tiny obstruction from the white line. It'll get painted again in a few years anyway.

[@nikitatavernitilitvynova]

If my brother saw that pallet he would've immediately quit to avoid responding to concequences. That thing could've fallen and he would've been 100% blamed for it because he let that happen. Plus as funny as things falling is, I always feel so stressfull watching people destroy stock because of their negligence.

[@elaexplorer]

Having followed behind (not by choice) the vehicle that paints the lines I can tell you the people "painting" the lines never even see what's in the road until after it's painted. The vehicle paints the lines, there's a driver and a person who sits on the end of the truck facing backwards who loads more paint or something.

[@MSRTA_Productions]

Not my problem!

[@counterfeit-cowboy]

No but 70% of that salt is gonna fall of the pretzel leaving the perfect amount

[@TheSecretLover]

I stopped at a pretzel stand once. They asked if I wanted it plain or salted and expecting them to sprinkle it on, I said salted. Dude opened a tub of salt and slammed the pretzel in it. It was like eating a salt block.

[@theratsinyourwalls]

Road painters:In response to not getting paid enough, I shall piss you off and not care about removing nearby objects.

[@laughingdragon9725]

who looked at a pretzel and decided yup that should be called a pretzel

[@DitzyNizzy2009]

0:43

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

13:30

[@francoislacombe9071]

Love how he "phonetically" pronounces the messed up words. 😂

[@AutisticFrogs]

0:48

[@brandonhorrocks817]

You lick it that pretzel you become dehydrated😂😂

[@Craxin01]

5:09

[@lilpetz500]

That discount code should be "SLICK" with how smooth of an ad read that was

[@galacticalliance4801]

dying of laughter at the open toilets, commentary was perfect for that one

[@do9man]

0:00

[@skrzypczakfranciszek7339]

10:00