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  • @deltahalo241
    @deltahalo241 7 років тому +11259

    Once I had a Dark Brotherhood mission, where the secondary objective was to not kill any guards. I succeeded in killing the target, but was spotted on the way out. I ran for the hills and escaped by swimming across a large river. But I failed the secondary objective, because the guard chasing me drowned while in pursuit.

    • @ShadowKueken
      @ShadowKueken 7 років тому +1148

      deltahalo241 beautiful

    • @marxismleninismkanyeism6440
      @marxismleninismkanyeism6440 7 років тому +362

      deltahalo241 I feel so bad for you

    • @deltahalo241
      @deltahalo241 7 років тому +952

      +The Dabbing Demon
      Well, it's to be expected when someone tries to swim in full plate armour

    • @TheActMan
      @TheActMan 7 років тому +384

      Holy shit, dude! The same thing happened to me!! I was running away and I got a journal update that said a guard had died

    • @deltahalo241
      @deltahalo241 7 років тому +75

      +The Act Man
      Well, I never expected to see you here. I've watched some of your Halo content, and disagreed with a lot of your opinions regarding the franchise

  • @Lagmaster33
    @Lagmaster33 7 років тому +4299

    Cyrodiil Guards, the ones who chase you to the Oblivion and back just to confiscate a stolen apple

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 6 років тому +448

      Imagine if real police were as dedicated as Oblivion guards, no crime would be unsolved!

    • @BigDave18
      @BigDave18 6 років тому +111

      And kill random civilian with there bows on accident of course

    • @Karmacide
      @Karmacide 5 років тому +110

      You gotta give it to them. They put some real dedication into their job

    • @Bigassboya
      @Bigassboya 5 років тому +49

      The full might of the empire

    • @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786
      @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786 5 років тому +6

      Or to catch that guy that tried to steal an apple.

  • @inactive1925
    @inactive1925 7 років тому +4166

    4:42 the god of all oblivion guards has appeared right before your very eyes

  • @LadyIno
    @LadyIno 7 років тому +6710

    "Speak, citizen."
    "..."
    "Stop talking."
    ó_Ò

    • @LadyIno
      @LadyIno 7 років тому +488

      Your girlfriend calls you citizen when she's having her period?
      She might be an oblivion guard in disguise, careful! Better don't lift anything infront of her.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 6 років тому +36

      Default greeting for guards.
      Influence-based goodbye comment for Imperials.
      They didn't really think about how those two would connect, although I can't blame them. There is just so much dialogue.

    • @supa4ys843
      @supa4ys843 6 років тому +4

      Vileste You're cute :3

    • @agent-sz2qj
      @agent-sz2qj 5 років тому +1

      +
      Vileste bigots in a nutshell

    • @agent-sz2qj
      @agent-sz2qj 5 років тому

      @@swagit lmfao

  • @GPWfiles
    @GPWfiles 7 років тому +3545

    90% of the fun in Oblivion comes from having level 90 in Athletics and Acrobatics.

    • @xander2530
      @xander2530 6 років тому +322

      one time i was just jumping around shooting people with arrows
      the guards didn't catch me once
      and i massacred an entire town
      ah good times

    • @bloatedpotato
      @bloatedpotato 6 років тому +89

      Possumlove So you want to be permakilled after being struck (undefended) by a weapon?
      Sounds like fun alright. :D

    • @MercurialSpider
      @MercurialSpider 6 років тому +109

      Xander Pfft that's biring as shit. Real fun is casting a spell that sets everyone in a frenzy and just watch the chaos that ensues.

    • @TomSeliman99
      @TomSeliman99 6 років тому +88

      Possumlove it's a game. If you want realism live life

    • @FreedomsResNovae
      @FreedomsResNovae 6 років тому +9

      And sneak 😂

  • @ChaotiX1
    @ChaotiX1 7 років тому +4214

    *teleports behind you*
    _sToP rIgHt ThErE cRiMiNaL sCuM_

    • @HoryShiitMan
      @HoryShiitMan 6 років тому +72

      Nani?!

    • @ZorroCeleste1
      @ZorroCeleste1 6 років тому +20

      @@slowho5489 personnel*
      (why do people keep making the same mistake)

    • @MinorBlackout
      @MinorBlackout 6 років тому +4

      @@ZorroCeleste1 Personnel are people who work somewhere, like employees, staff, etc.

    • @SHADE-EYE
      @SHADE-EYE 6 років тому +16

      @@MinorBlackout sorry dude, but r/wooosh

    • @SansmansExe
      @SansmansExe 6 років тому +1

      ChaotiX no u

  • @The_Wizard-Jester
    @The_Wizard-Jester 7 років тому +1542

    The best guard experience I've seen wasn't me, but that one guy who had an imperial guard follow him to oblivion and started to drown in lava but still attempted to arrest the guy.

    • @Romb772
      @Romb772 7 років тому +268

      Jacob Gray That's the most dedicated guard I have ever seen

    • @MrPanos2000
      @MrPanos2000 7 років тому +165

      Jacob Gray I had many guards chase me in Oblivion. I had just stabbed a random Argonian in Imperial city for my vampire cure that required argonian blood. Then I ran to a Gate to avoid guards and get the required bloodgrass. 5-6 guards came with me and cleared the place of all Daedra, outside of the main tower of the area. It was intense

    • @minezgio3175
      @minezgio3175 7 років тому +31

      once A guard followd me in dungeon helped me to kill some monsters and then tried to arrest me. I still ran away ... (Felt like an asshole deed)

    • @michaeledmunds1767
      @michaeledmunds1767 7 років тому +14

      [] Nickh 14369 [] You didn't kill the prisoner, duh

    • @loganmatteson189
      @loganmatteson189 7 років тому +5

      [] Nickh 14369 [] hey man oblivion players only

  • @OmbraEterea
    @OmbraEterea 7 років тому +3031

    I will never understand why the hero of Kvatch should bother to save Cyrodill while the guards are so damn efficient...

    • @StripedJacketKid
      @StripedJacketKid  7 років тому +579

      in elder scrolls 6 you play as a castle guard

    • @OmbraEterea
      @OmbraEterea 7 років тому +212

      the playthrough will be very short then

    • @xx_b4rr3l_xx
      @xx_b4rr3l_xx 5 років тому +18

      Striped Jacket Kid no you will have no character creation and you’ll be that foreign cat guy from that storyline that has that queen girl in ESO

    • @CellsPerfect
      @CellsPerfect 5 років тому +25

      Wrong. You play as Fargoth and his search for his stolen rings.

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers 5 років тому +1

      No, you play as scale duck

  • @sylerfleck138
    @sylerfleck138 7 років тому +1310

    *Moves a basket in a cabin in the middle of the woods* *Guard in Bravil which is clear across the map* "My Scrum senses are tingling"

    • @BigDave18
      @BigDave18 6 років тому +19

      @@tarponpet *scrum.

    • @someguy6168
      @someguy6168 5 років тому +9

      @@BigDave18
      Why is it scrum, when the guards clearly say scum???

    • @ComradeCowboy3141
      @ComradeCowboy3141 5 років тому +8

      *slightly moves basket in the middle of nowhere*
      Guard: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

    • @BigDave18
      @BigDave18 5 років тому +12

      @@someguy6168 because you have your english all wrong. Scrum is spelled scrum but prenounced scum because the R is silent. Just kidding its completly pronounced as scrum as well you fell for it.

    • @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786
      @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786 5 років тому +4

      *Guard chases you across the map.*

  • @michaeldunlevy9755
    @michaeldunlevy9755 6 років тому +688

    Athletics skill: 86
    Guard avoidance skill: 100000

  • @celark
    @celark 7 років тому +905

    Oblivion guards have the AI of the Terminator. They never ever stop

    • @paulh6591
      @paulh6591 3 роки тому +12

      And they stay on script!

    • @rekaadang
      @rekaadang 3 роки тому +13

      And they will be back!

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 2 роки тому +2

      Hasta la Vista baby

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 2 роки тому

      They never STOP! You violated the law!

  • @Linkfan450
    @Linkfan450 6 років тому +557

    0:57 That startled reaction always gets me.

    • @lvlupent.7334
      @lvlupent.7334 4 роки тому +32

      STAWP!

    • @glowcloudwheatproducts495
      @glowcloudwheatproducts495 4 роки тому +17

      The guards are seriously terrifying sometimes lol

    • @EarFarce4
      @EarFarce4 4 роки тому +20

      @@glowcloudwheatproducts495 Especially when they come out of nowhere and sometimes chase you around the province.

    • @chilael6892
      @chilael6892 4 роки тому +5

      Sounds like the "you've been gnomed" meme

    • @isabelslayer6753
      @isabelslayer6753 4 роки тому +3

      When you’re sneaking inside a house very quietly and a guard pops out of know where and shouts in your face “Stop right there!”

  • @cipronix4394
    @cipronix4394 7 років тому +1859

    *Runs to a giant tower in Oblivion.* *Guard pops out of the floor:* STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

  • @leohmk10
    @leohmk10 7 років тому +5652

    2:00 What you see
    1:01 What she sees

  • @lillol4
    @lillol4 7 років тому +698

    "Hey! Put that back!"
    *puts it back*
    "Break the law on my watch, will ya?"

  • @SecundaXV
    @SecundaXV 7 років тому +4591

    0:08 Me dodging social responsibilities in college

    • @sunwulf14
      @sunwulf14 7 років тому +98

      xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @Vet-x
      @Vet-x 7 років тому +8

      hahaha

    • @LukeShrimp
      @LukeShrimp 7 років тому +5

      Secunda LOL

    • @jwithersooon
      @jwithersooon 7 років тому +64

      you did a poor job considering when you posted this comment you interacted socially with other people

    • @xWinterstarex7
      @xWinterstarex7 7 років тому +153

      Well he did say college. I also avoid social interaction but only with people irl otherwise I'm pretty vocal online xD

  • @liberator48
    @liberator48 7 років тому +637

    Thousands of years from now when all life on Earth is extinguished and all that remains will be ruins, Aliens will come to Earth and find games like this in sealed vaults that were made to contain our history and mankind's legacy. The Aliens will inspect the NPCs behavior and have their answer as to why mankind became extinct.

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 6 років тому +65

      They will also be highly confused about the headshape of humans.

    • @guy6327
      @guy6327 6 років тому +59

      They will take the games and then a guard will appear saying:
      STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM ,NO ONE VIOLATES THE LAW ON MY WATCH

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 6 років тому +1

      @@Elenrai Nice smash bros pfp

    • @someguy6168
      @someguy6168 5 років тому +2

      @the Shadow
      *cough* *cough*
      Ummm wrong game buddy, that's too far in the future.

    • @someguy6168
      @someguy6168 5 років тому +2

      @the Shadow
      *Runs and hides in a corner*
      THIEF! Guards! GUARDS!!! HELP!

  • @TheTendermen
    @TheTendermen 7 років тому +562

    Tries to pick up broom that he accidentally knocked over. "THIEF"

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 6 років тому +42

      And at 4:20 he's like "nu-uh, not falling for that one again!"

  • @DaFuqBoom
    @DaFuqBoom 6 років тому +1398

    4:42 When i find another Oblivion video

    • @theepicspy570
      @theepicspy570 5 років тому +32

      *_C R O I S S A N T._*

    • @samsum4525
      @samsum4525 4 роки тому +25

      Well now what do we have here

    • @Kacper7521
      @Kacper7521 4 роки тому +5

      @@samsum4525 isn't the person who made us upset by not making another sequel to ,,Make your time"?

    • @streamersusiesubscribe6569
      @streamersusiesubscribe6569 4 роки тому +18

      Well now... What do WE have here? Caught in the act no money to pay the number 9's large?I'm confiscating your stolen number 6's with extra dip. Now it's off to C.R.A.S.H. with you!

    • @Kacper7521
      @Kacper7521 4 роки тому +7

      @@streamersusiesubscribe6569 *resist to arrest*

  • @ancient122
    @ancient122 7 років тому +4485

    This is why Oblivion is good.

    • @funghoul2199
      @funghoul2199 7 років тому +64

      ancient122 I've never played and it looks so well done.. graphics need to be up to date but I'm missing out on something good

    • @Animals_As_Leaders
      @Animals_As_Leaders 7 років тому +157

      Better than Skyrim in my opinion

    • @lc5513
      @lc5513 7 років тому +16

      Call me Brad In some aspects yes,but in others nah

    • @rustcohle3803
      @rustcohle3803 7 років тому +13

      use cinematic enb, natural faces mod, and some texture packs then you should be good =) please try this game out. retro gaming ftw

    • @pjtrusci
      @pjtrusci 6 років тому +27

      Morrowind is the best, but Oblivion is amazing too. Skyrim is decent

  • @reviveme01
    @reviveme01 7 років тому +1597

    I see you also play like a cracked out jumping bean

  • @Fabstron
    @Fabstron 6 років тому +587

    2:46 when you walk into a room and forget what you wanted in the first place

  • @marrine3558
    @marrine3558 7 років тому +1086

    Speak, citizen.
    ...
    Stop talking...

    • @Katarinarabbit
      @Katarinarabbit 7 років тому +30

      THEN YOU SHALL PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

    • @Azoonaloc13
      @Azoonaloc13 6 років тому +16

      pretty much sums up any interaction with a door salesman

  • @infantryhawk
    @infantryhawk 6 років тому +280

    4:43 If a giant flying head in the sky tried to arrest me, I'd probably give in.

  • @StripedJacketKid
    @StripedJacketKid  7 років тому +1147

    crime doesnt pay kids

    • @Shogun_Sorrow
      @Shogun_Sorrow 7 років тому +26

      Nah, we just refuse to pay for our crimes.

    • @uriel6934
      @uriel6934 7 років тому +48

      Daughtera_ God Then pay with your blood!!!

    • @NicoTheDingus
      @NicoTheDingus 7 років тому +26

      "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
      Okay.
      *Cuts arm*
      Here you go! One blood donation!

    • @k1er4n544
      @k1er4n544 7 років тому +2

      Why Won't you die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD me wtf he just moved a mop that was in his way lol Skyrim kill a chicken pay with you're life oblivion, do anything and you are fucked those guards are ruthless.

    • @camil2003
      @camil2003 6 років тому +1

      I would rather die than go to jail!

  • @inactive1925
    @inactive1925 7 років тому +595

    0:48 the guard looks tired af from all the running

  • @neongridwalker
    @neongridwalker 7 років тому +520

    Almost forgot how beautiful the music in Oblivion is..

    • @evilscotsman9962
      @evilscotsman9962 6 років тому +90

      Apparently, the guy who wrote and performed the music, Jeremy Soule, said that he heard the music in his head whilst he was in a coma after being in a car crash.

    • @68idl
      @68idl 6 років тому +36

      @@evilscotsman9962 maybe it is gods voice

    • @fairydust1397
      @fairydust1397 5 років тому +16

      Ya, gives oblivion such a nice atmosphere. Very relaxing game

    • @ComradeCowboy3141
      @ComradeCowboy3141 4 роки тому

      Fairy Dust y'know aside from the guards literally teleporting everywhere to hunt you down because you picked up an apple.

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 2 роки тому

      Shame it's wasted on such a buggy game

  • @MrCantStopTheRobot
    @MrCantStopTheRobot 7 років тому +370

    Breaking immersion in Oblivion is so easy and yet it never gets old...

    • @Ivan-gs2vw
      @Ivan-gs2vw 7 років тому +15

      MrCantStopTheRobot and people say oblivion is the most emersive elder scrolls game

  • @nilesmk2131
    @nilesmk2131 7 років тому +626

    this world is so beautiful

  • @bhume7535
    @bhume7535 7 років тому +164

    Its amazing how much emotion you can feel in those frantic mouse movements.

  • @richardpell
    @richardpell 6 років тому +414

    I remember I thought this was the pinnacle of graphics.

    • @bangthehankers1985
      @bangthehankers1985 6 років тому +32

      I thought it was pretty mediocre at the time. The large environments were great though. Full immersion.

    • @MickehPuppeh
      @MickehPuppeh 6 років тому +53

      @@bangthehankers1985 The player models were absolutely horrific, even for the time. Pretty insane to think that less than 2 years later, Crysis came out.

    • @BigDave18
      @BigDave18 6 років тому +9

      It still is.

    • @Soddarkryder
      @Soddarkryder 5 років тому +28

      The armor suits are still impressive. Volumetric, good lighting, also the detail level is something that even Skyrim couldn't reproduce so far.

    • @khgoat
      @khgoat 5 років тому +8

      This game came out before the PS3 even did so I'm sure they were very limited with what they could do. They probably started designing it several years before that too.

  • @Ditch901
    @Ditch901 7 років тому +203

    This only makes me love Oblivion even more.

  • @imverystupid6907
    @imverystupid6907 7 років тому +542

    the weirdest glitch I had was years ago on the ps3. I killed a guard and tried to resurrect him with that staff from the mages guild quest.then all the sudden he starts talking with those black eyes and said the stop! you violated the law line. I really pissed my pants then.

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 7 років тому +213

      For me the guard never stopped the rising animation and his limp body kept turning again and again slowly rising into the air speaking with now almost divine authority as he rose endlessly until eventually disappearing into the sky when i finally told him Fuck you (Resist Arrest) and I shit you not his body didn't fall like everything else in the game it fucking SLAMMED into the ground with spastic ragdolling into the floor with that thumping impact noise was just spammed as he ragdolled.
      ....I don't even remember what happened next but I think that's simply because what proceeded was so horrifying my mind had no choice but to repress the memory in some dark dank recess of my mind where it would no longer haunt me.. or everything after that was just so boring by comparison I couldn't be bothered xD

    • @imverystupid6907
      @imverystupid6907 7 років тому +18

      PhyreI3ird aah the good old memories:) dont change bethdesda

    • @hylianexpected1171
      @hylianexpected1171 7 років тому +7

      PhyreI3ird That comment made me chuckle for like a minute; that's too funny

    • @OvvovvO
      @OvvovvO 7 років тому +1

      Nathan de keijzer omg why hasn't anyone talked about this I wanna try this but I don't wanna see his black ass eyes NOOO

    • @mjolnirmilitia569
      @mjolnirmilitia569 6 років тому

      Nice vegvisir

  • @synthy_mania
    @synthy_mania 7 років тому +124

    4:40
    *Teleports behind*
    "Nothing personal, kid."

    • @aoneko6813
      @aoneko6813 7 років тому +4

      fucking made me laugh out loud haha

  • @evictionnotice28
    @evictionnotice28 7 років тому +181

    1:19 That is the act of running away in terror.

  • @Demiglitch
    @Demiglitch 6 років тому +228

    Skyrim Security Virgins vs Chad Oblivion Forces

    • @ClassicallyQuixote
      @ClassicallyQuixote 6 років тому +56

      *Skyrim guards:* wait, I know you...
      *Oblivion guards: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM*

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 роки тому +6

      So much for Nord justice...

    • @smithwimm1575
      @smithwimm1575 4 роки тому +2

      HAAAIIIII YAAII FORRRCESSS

    • @patrickw.4422
      @patrickw.4422 4 роки тому +1

      Both are a bunch of morons

    • @heberollin2065
      @heberollin2065 3 роки тому +7

      I mean give the skyrim guards some credit, I had a solitude guard chase me to riften

  • @feddyvonwigglestein3481
    @feddyvonwigglestein3481 7 років тому +225

    How dare you steal from me! *sits down and starts reading*

  • @RebelleGameOfficial
    @RebelleGameOfficial 6 років тому +276

    brEaK tHe LaW oN mY waTCh, wiLL yA?

    • @cornball2448
      @cornball2448 6 років тому +6

      StOp, yoU viOlatED mY seArcH hiSTOry

  • @hectorandem2944
    @hectorandem2944 6 років тому +39

    04:41 "By the Nine Divines"
    04:42 "Well, now...what do we have _here?_ "

  • @starth9415
    @starth9415 6 років тому +214

    3:43 IM CRYING OMG OPENS THE DOOR AND THERE HE IS RUNNING AT YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @blitzie66
      @blitzie66 5 років тому +14

      I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT

    • @peternehemiah1606
      @peternehemiah1606 2 роки тому +4

      Just moves broom out of the way
      "You treacherous little filcher, how dare you steal from me"

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 Рік тому +1

      The way the player immediately nopes out is hilarious

  • @jolosolo5291
    @jolosolo5291 7 років тому +128

    The best part is when he closes the gate and immediately 4 guards bash in at the same time :D

  • @naenae2068
    @naenae2068 3 роки тому +22

    Skyrim Guards: Only follow as far as the hold goes.
    Oblivion Guards: WILL LITERALLY FOLLOW YOU TO OBLIVION AND BACK. (happened to me once)

  • @GabbyJFS_02
    @GabbyJFS_02 3 роки тому +23

    The worst is when you’re just robbing a house and everything’s all quiet and all of a sudden the camera zooms in on a guard’s face and they scream at the top of their lungs “STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM” I definitely credit Oblivion’s zooming in on characters as the reason I’ll probably die at 40 from heart disease

  • @erblecde
    @erblecde 6 років тому +88

    4:40
    W H A T D O W E H A V E H E R E ?

    • @sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881
      @sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881 5 років тому +6

      God himself is tired of your existence

    • @jesusfollowerswomenministries
      @jesusfollowerswomenministries 4 роки тому +2

      @@sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881 God isn't tired of no one's existence. God loves us and wants us to be saved, if he didn't he wouldn't sent Jesus to save us, he's our only way to Heaven and to have salvation (Romans 5) you do have a choice just like anyone else, however still God tells all sinners to repent and that they are commanded over and over to “repent” and “believe” (Matthew 3:2; 4:17; Acts 3:19; 1 John 3:23). Jesus said in Luke 5:32 I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. Every call to repent is a call to choose. The command to believe assumes that the hearer can choose to obey the command. Jesus wants to save people because he loves them, he doesn't want to see anyone perish. 2 Peter 3:9 (KJV) The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. I pray you'll find Jesus one day and be saved🙏🏼 God bless.

    • @sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881
      @sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881 4 роки тому +5

      @@jesusfollowerswomenministries It was a joke ya fundie

    • @YoshiDeNOFFICAL
      @YoshiDeNOFFICAL 3 роки тому +1

      @@jesusfollowerswomenministries it’s a joke dude chill out

  • @indictmntt
    @indictmntt 7 років тому +83

    that first chase was intense af

  • @Maxxon89
    @Maxxon89 7 років тому +94

    When you can't kill a sleeping person in stealth mode with one hit - Oblivion.

  • @NerevarOfficialReal
    @NerevarOfficialReal 7 років тому +55

    I once broke into a someones house in the Imperial City, got in and out undetected, went to Bruma and by the city gates an Imperial City guards comes out of nowhere and arrests me.
    I love Oblivion.

  • @wu1ming9shi
    @wu1ming9shi 7 років тому +176

    atlast in skyrim you still have a chance to PICK UP the damn object before you get arrested lol. XD

    • @deltahalo241
      @deltahalo241 7 років тому +136

      That sounds like Thief talk to me! Now off to Jail with you! Your stolen goods are now forfiet!

    • @Roxasora123
      @Roxasora123 7 років тому +4

      wu1ming9shi this is why i prefer skyrim guards :D i dont understand why people prefer oblivion guards, getting arrested just because you pick up an object is just annoying. Yes i know it is fun and all but repeatedly annoying, i just want to tidy up the place because i accidentally knocked some item to the floor while walking, like that damn broom for example

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 7 років тому

      yeah, been playing it again (with OOO and a leveling overhaul akin that of skyrim, you know, you do that stuff enough you raise a level etc.). Though it is 10X more difficult just on normal alone lol. Anyway i was in chorrol castle for that varla stone. I simply wnted to move it out of the way so that i could steal it later on again when the coast was clear, but nope! XD

    • @igetboredproductions
      @igetboredproductions 7 років тому +46

      The thing that makes Oblivion guards more appealing isn't their reactions to crime, but their honorable personalities. They have such a welcoming protect and serve attitude. You'll find them patrolling the roads and they're quick to help you if danger pops up and they're near. Or you pass them in the city and they let you know to come to them if you need anything.
      Then you get Skyrim guards who are just dicks. Making snarky comments at you as you walk by. Not saying I hate Skyrim or anything either. I love both games for different reasons.

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 7 років тому +31

      yeah, the skyrim guys feel more like a quickly cobbled together farmer militia than actual soldiers that underwent a lot of training to belong to that army.

  • @peternehemiah1606
    @peternehemiah1606 2 роки тому +9

    0:23 knowing you can't see them but you know they're chasing you is anxiety inducing enough

  • @Ghunter43
    @Ghunter43 7 років тому +52

    0:55 that fucking squeal, no one ever expects the sliding guard

  • @danielrogers7378
    @danielrogers7378 7 років тому +92

    1:19 that AI pathfinding though

  • @Leucodystrocon
    @Leucodystrocon 7 років тому +363

    3:45 When you moved a brush and he's coming for you

    • @astrotortle8890
      @astrotortle8890 7 років тому +4

      Stop! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence

    • @agreeable-youth
      @agreeable-youth 7 років тому +4

      THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

  • @jacklonghearse9821
    @jacklonghearse9821 6 років тому +65

    That moment when you realize nobody had beards in oblivion.

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 5 років тому +33

      That's because we proud Imperials would never want to use that barbaric Nord fashion style. Where do you think this is? Skyrim?

    • @jurgenwind
      @jurgenwind 4 роки тому +16

      sheogorath

    • @pelinalwhitestrake3367
      @pelinalwhitestrake3367 3 роки тому +5

      Because Sheogorath killed all bearded people.

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly 3 роки тому +1

      Must be the style of Cyrodiil

  • @fakhri555
    @fakhri555 5 років тому +41

    4:55
    *Resist jail*
    Gaurd : THEN PAY!
    Me : Ok here's the money.

  • @yondertf2
    @yondertf2 7 років тому +274

    0:57 WHUHW

    • @Tyrell-d6o
      @Tyrell-d6o 7 років тому +53

      the sound of imperial guard cock roughly inserted into treacherous little filcher mouth

    • @CROBlackDEvil
      @CROBlackDEvil 6 років тому +3

      hahaha tha fucking sound

    • @ecfr-01
      @ecfr-01 6 років тому +3

      *OOF*

    • @jooj2955
      @jooj2955 5 років тому +2

      @@Tyrell-d6o Lmao

  • @AstropilotStudios
    @AstropilotStudios 7 років тому +68

    This shits better than COPS

  • @Poodleinacan
    @Poodleinacan 7 років тому +58

    Life is meaningless. This is our true salvation.

    • @StripedJacketKid
      @StripedJacketKid  7 років тому +17

      do you think god stays in heaven because he lives in fear of what he's created?

  • @brine_
    @brine_ 7 років тому +67

    I'm just doing my job...

  • @johnnyg4mer764
    @johnnyg4mer764 4 роки тому +22

    4:40
    "By the Nine Divines!"
    [Nineth Divine appears]
    *_And that's why religion's important, kids._*

  • @BarateonLP
    @BarateonLP 7 років тому +30

    *teleports behind you* "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"

  • @O.M-
    @O.M- 4 роки тому +15

    1:27
    Even the walls know you are a criminal

  • @Meibu1
    @Meibu1 4 роки тому +26

    4:42 is my favorite guard quote. The way he says "Well now, what do we have here." Is such a great delievered line.

  • @Eric-ce1iu
    @Eric-ce1iu 4 роки тому +8

    Everyone gangsta until the oblivion guards come running

  • @aester6149
    @aester6149 3 роки тому +3

    Once I went to Bruma to meet the countess, instead I found an Imperial Guard sitting on the throne. Also it was 2 am. I got spooked af at first.

  • @Bumbum_Inspector
    @Bumbum_Inspector 4 роки тому +27

    The voice actor for the guards is a god damn hero.

  • @giavalenwood7649
    @giavalenwood7649 6 років тому +17

    3:08 Keep absolutely still, their vision is based on movement.

  • @rickydo6572
    @rickydo6572 6 років тому +34

    04:40 the Guard Overlord has arrived.

  • @slaysindutch1938
    @slaysindutch1938 Рік тому +5

    3:23, he knew the whole time, he just wanted to give you hope then break it when you think you've won.

  • @Ersatz229
    @Ersatz229 7 років тому +34

    I've fought mud crabs fiercer than you!

  • @benrobinson940
    @benrobinson940 7 років тому +120

    Ni ni in ni ni in ni ni in ni in ni

  • @gracelord6476
    @gracelord6476 7 років тому +55

    I miss the music, I loved oblivion when I was younger but it has not aged well at all. Skyrim is great and all but I miss the melancholy music of oblivion.

    • @xIronMikex
      @xIronMikex 7 років тому +1

      Just finding these videos and they're gold.
      BTW, if anyone didnt know I found out that the music was thought of by a guy that almost died.
      Food for thought

    • @vacciniumaugustifolium1420
      @vacciniumaugustifolium1420 6 років тому +1

      The graphics still extremely nice.

    • @AltoAtik
      @AltoAtik 6 років тому +4

      Grace Lord graphics might not hold up but the side quests are still top knotch

    • @evilscotsman9962
      @evilscotsman9962 6 років тому +2

      @@xIronMikex That's true. Jeremy Soule, who wrote and composed the music, said he heard it in his head whilst he was in a coma after being in a car crash.

  • @CarlJohnson-mf4qd
    @CarlJohnson-mf4qd 4 роки тому +4

    Oblivion could make a perfect horror game.

  • @ahsanshah7626
    @ahsanshah7626 6 років тому +16

    *"somebody come quickly we've got a burglar"*
    **walks away**

  • @SCP-wj6dw
    @SCP-wj6dw 3 роки тому +7

    2:17 “Then pay with your blood!” As the guard swings at nothing and then stands there

  • @teeman9266
    @teeman9266 6 років тому +22

    i...i kinda want this game now. Theres something charming and funny about how corny everything is

    • @wiz1904
      @wiz1904 4 роки тому +1

      Any updates?

    • @ayo6494
      @ayo6494 4 роки тому +1

      did you play it?

    • @PetrolShakyor
      @PetrolShakyor 4 роки тому +7

      I don't know if he did, but I bought it myself for the first time few days ago. Great experience, this game seriously didn't aged that badly.

  • @mylescasey825
    @mylescasey825 6 років тому +17

    The moment you hear that chain mail rustling, you run for the hills xD

  • @wegaming9229
    @wegaming9229 6 років тому +12

    I remember playing oblivion as a kid and running away from guards was my favourite thing

  • @ComradeCowboy3141
    @ComradeCowboy3141 7 років тому +47

    STOP! You violated my mother.

  • @camerontroscianiec5320
    @camerontroscianiec5320 4 роки тому +5

    I can feel fear in those run patterns. You may not even realize it but you have fear of the guards past what you can imagine

  • @M0rihaus
    @M0rihaus 3 роки тому +5

    3:22 the panic in that moment was almost tangible

  • @julsie3195
    @julsie3195 4 роки тому +6

    3:23 When he runs to hide behind that desk like it'll work lmao

  • @josefstalin8815
    @josefstalin8815 5 років тому +10

    00:48 lol the sad face of the guard

  • @namekiz3199
    @namekiz3199 5 років тому +5

    The music are so remarkable, gonna play oblivion again

  • @iamnobody1734
    @iamnobody1734 5 років тому +4

    In imp infested riuns, covering in fear in some corner as i have no health or mana left, (atronach sign)
    And suddenly i hear fight, all the imps are dead, and I hear th powerfull voice bellow:
    "STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!"

  • @sparklepawz1185
    @sparklepawz1185 5 років тому +2

    If Dagon stole a fork then the oblivion crisis would never have happened since all the guards would invade his realm to arrest him.

  • @stevenphillips1203
    @stevenphillips1203 5 років тому +5

    what i would do to be able to erase my memory on oblivion and have a fresh start to the game....

  • @Givelasagna
    @Givelasagna 2 роки тому +5

    3:55, you thought I was a normal citizen but no it was me THE GUARD.

  • @captainjurgh8142
    @captainjurgh8142 5 років тому +10

    1:57 How's the air down there, Officer?

  • @TheVegetablePrincess
    @TheVegetablePrincess 7 років тому +17

    man as janky as this game is this still makes me want to play oblivion

  • @deyudeic
    @deyudeic 6 років тому +13

    0:08 Me trying to escape Fortnite on every single site I visit

    • @GuraiMockery
      @GuraiMockery 6 років тому

      You wont get far away from it though.... its fucking everywhere.

  • @nostalgicsparrow4169
    @nostalgicsparrow4169 2 роки тому +2

    Oblivion Guards are OP, they sense a law breaker half way across the city

  • @lolstillshane
    @lolstillshane 4 роки тому +5

    I could feel your adrenaline rush from the first scene.

  • @bobswithcheese2142
    @bobswithcheese2142 5 років тому +5

    3:30 Damn he just wanted to put the broom back to its place. 😂 Thats what happens when you try to be polite.

  • @EricTheCleric93
    @EricTheCleric93 7 років тому +8

    After all these years, I've actually never heard what they say when you don't have any gold.

  • @mkt8880
    @mkt8880 6 років тому +13

    *teleports behind you* STOP you violated the law

  • @matsh5633
    @matsh5633 6 років тому +10

    2:08 is when I oficially started gasping from laughter.

  • @jammergorath6084
    @jammergorath6084 4 роки тому +1

    Oblivion guards:
    Skyrim guards:

  • @thorin5591
    @thorin5591 4 роки тому +5

    4:36 The god of all oblivion guards has come.

  • @mdover2948
    @mdover2948 3 роки тому +1

    “Yeah I’m a pc gamer. How could you tell?”

  • @Chris-jg3km
    @Chris-jg3km 4 роки тому +4

    There is something oddly menacing about their almost inhumane sprint towards you the instant a crime is commited.