Not many people know this but the voice actor that played the guards was actually given all his lines on a single sheet of paper and this recording was made in a single take. True story.
I literally picked up a loaf of bread that a guard sent flying across the room. My intention was to give it back but he turns around and shouts: "I saw that criminal scum".
@Eric Sales That and the "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!" part might as well be what cops say nowadays. They'll shoot you for picking up a damn snicker bar they think you're gonna steal.
So, true story. I was playing Oblivion and got bored, so like any true and sane gamer, I just started grabbing everything in the inn to trigger the innkeeper and guard. Naturally, this got pretty chaotic pretty fast, and long story short, the innkeeper got killed in the fight. No joke, I ran up the stairs, and a line of 10 guards stormed up in a single file line, and every one of them was shouting, "Man down! Man down!". But here's the kicker: each voice line was slightly delayed from the previous one by about 1/100 of a second, making it sound very loud and echoey. Startled me at first, but the moment I got slaughtered, I couldn't help but bust up laughing at how ridiculous the situation was. This game really is a hidden gem. I highly recommend it! If you enjoy Skyrim, you'll like Oblivion. An oldie but a goodie! 😂
If it were any other game, I would not believed it. But I have played Oblivion, and it's a game as mad as the Madgod itself so yeah, your story is completely believable.
Im literally laughing so hard that there are tears coming out if my eyes what the fuck can we have these voice actors back in the next Elder Scrolls game
3:510:11 always love hearing this during the siege of kvatch quest and looking behind to see the kvatch guards and legion soldiers fighting to the death
I don't care if it's a lie but I like to believe that Wes Johnson accidentally entered the studio during auditions and when security approached him he said all these lines in order and it by chance captured on audio.
God this voice acting is so much more better than skyrim, everyone sounds so depressing in skyrim as if playing it for thausands of hours wasnt depressing enough... :(
Although oblivion had much better voice acting, I will say that the gameplay is just so bad it's good. The ai in oblivion is so funny which makes me not take the game seriously.
One second he's saying: "REMEMBER THE EMPEROR!" and the next he's screaming: "BLOOD, I NEED YOUR BLOOD!" like what kind of Imperial Guardsman just starts yelling that he craves your blood and flesh.
Mr. Hope, right? We also have Mercer Frey and Nick Valentine’s VA in the form of the Scavenger King dude that you encounter during the main quest, which made me a bit sad when I wound up killing him for his unique outfit since Bethesda didn’t stick a copy of it lying around his ship for the player to take instead.
I'm trying to figure out a way to add the power attack sounds from this voice actor and incorporate them into Skyrim. My character sounds like a little sissy when he uses power attacks.
Most of this isn't for Imperial guards! There's attack dialogue that normal imperials have, but you've left out the guards version. There's loads of vampire dialogue in here, people calling for the guards (guards never scream for themselves!) and you've even included unused Breton dialogue!? It's nice to see to see this video I suppose, but its very messy with about 6 minutes of actual imperial guard dialogue missing!
Yeah, Eventually I will make another videos with all the quotes there are. Thanks for the constructive criticism, it makes happy :) And nice channel you got there, keep up the good work
Fun fact: this is the video I pulled ALL of the audio from for straight out of cyrodiil
to be fair, it's a very convenient video. A lot of fellas have used the audio for mods and such.
Not many people know this but the voice actor that played the guards was actually given all his lines on a single sheet of paper and this recording was made in a single take. True story.
His fucking throat!
@@michaelbread5906 thats what she sa-- nevermind
Professional
@@SpawnViper4 LMFAO
If that's the case, he's GOAT.
"ₜₕᵢₛ ᵢₛ ₜₕₑ ₚₐᵣₜ
where you fall down
ＡＮＤ ＢＬＥＥＤ ＴＯ ＤＥＡＴＨ！"
1:51 ⚔️⚔️
I fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you
This is where you fall down.
-Johnny Cage
*Accidently steals bread*
1:05 : "REMEMBER THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!"
Hahahahahahaha
Dawn of War vibes
Almost as funny as when you steal something by accident in morrowind and you hear 80+ people at once say NOW YOU DIE in sync
By the Nine Divines! A Salt! A Salt!
Pelinal Whitestrake **Pours a single salt grain on your shoulder**
You elves are all the same all flesh and no fury.
Na couldn't be
You humans are all the same weak and worthless
Yes. 9
Shout out to the voice actor for putting his heart into this. He will forever be THE Imperial Guard.
Wes Johnson
AKA His Unholiness, The Prince of Madness and Cheese, Lord Sheogorath
It's Wes Johnson and he's much more than just "the Imperial Guard" lol
@@Sytakz
Still, this is his most popular VA job.
@@budakbaongsiah I think sheogorath is more popular
"Rrrrrreaaaaaaargh" - Imperial Guard
"HRGHRGRBLERLERREGHHH"!
It's called Astra militarum these days.
*HYAARHL*
That one's my favorite
Yee-hawww
1:33 WHY...WONT....YOU....DIEEE!!!
Nanomachines, son
MrBoxey I "STOP THIEF!"
1:32*
BLOOD, I NEED, YOUR, BLOOD
O_O
he sounds like alex jones lmfao
Sounds like he's been taken by the Blood God.
HAHAHA FUCK HE DOES SOUND LIKE ALEX JONES
The imperial guards are doomguys
1:45 is probably the greatest sound to ever come into existence. God bless the voice actor for bestowing this upon us.
omg alligator
I love how it starts out like he's scared and peaceful then he goes full fucking chili pepper
This is some damn fine voice acting.
SHOULD'VE PAID THE FINE
either that or help some settlements
Preston Garvey Wait, "Another seetlement needs your help! Here let me mark it on your map."
At least it's not raining
I'll pay it but first there is a settlement that needs you're help I'll mark it on you're map
Wait...are you the synth Garvey?
1:32
Good for any situation where an enemy refuses to die.
Cockroaches in a nutshell...
Nanomachines, son!
@@gamemaster2638
"They harden in response to physical trauma!"
"I told you; I don't give a shit about how hurt I get or how many of you bastards there are! I won't allow you to make Eri cry!"
*Accidently breathes near an apple*
_"For the Emperor!" can be heard in the distance_
I literally picked up a loaf of bread that a guard sent flying across the room. My intention was to give it back but he turns around and shouts: "I saw that criminal scum".
Somebody, please become a cop & use every single one of these lines when shit goes down.
@Eric Sales That and the "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!" part might as well be what cops say nowadays. They'll shoot you for picking up a damn snicker bar they think you're gonna steal.
I don't like redguards
1:38
1:51
"This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death"
*unloads on perp*
“You should have paid the fine!” **proceeds to beat suspect unconscious with baton**
3:36 audio recording of Imperial Legion Guard falling down stairs
Why did i imagine all of the combined forces of the septim empire tumbling a giant stairway and every one of them making this simultaneously? Da hecc
I can picture a guard saying this while falling down stairs that have high disposition.
"That's TWICE you've hit me"
Turns from wimpy to brutal.
Hey cmon now, there's nap need to get violent!
Says the man who is drawing a sword on you
DapperBones for touching/lifting a fork
Dude you got the big head on Roblox?
Vance Orr nope just for the meems
Fsr I didn't get any of these replies as notifications :/
1:52 "This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!"
Favorite voice line
"I fought mudcrabs more fiercer then you."
What's the matter? Getting TIRED?!
Read this comment just as this line played.
"HRAAUAUAUAAGAGAHAU!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1" - Oblivion Guard
x Flurfx help murder
Dude I can't tell you how many times I've come back to this video for a million different reasons lol thank you so much
You boys had better begin a new elder scrolls letsplay soon or I'm gonna write a letter to your congressman.
@@venator0405 well, clavicus vile granted your wish
By Azura By Azura By Azura! It's one of the LaFave Brothers! I can't believe it's you, commenting here, next to me
is it because you needed something to teach you to talk dirty?
I'm currently sitting in my semi in the middle of nowhere blasting this to other truck drivers lol
YOU RUINED MY WIFE.
I WILL D E S T R O Y YOU!!
(imperial guard Z)
This is insane oblivion is being _trolled_
Dammit Mans1ay3r!
Welcome to the _internet_
*_ＡＡＡＩＩＩＩＩＩＩＩＩＩＩＩＩＩＩ_*
Lets get to bashing butts as well as deez nuts
Wes Johnson is a national treasure. I love his voice. lol
“By the gods, there’s a psychopath on the loose!” Love the way he says it lol
I recently made a Soul Calibur 6 mod that enables me to replace a custom character's voices with these voices.
The result's actually quite awesome.
ua-cam.com/video/BXum75Amqsk/v-deo.html
So, true story. I was playing Oblivion and got bored, so like any true and sane gamer, I just started grabbing everything in the inn to trigger the innkeeper and guard. Naturally, this got pretty chaotic pretty fast, and long story short, the innkeeper got killed in the fight. No joke, I ran up the stairs, and a line of 10 guards stormed up in a single file line, and every one of them was shouting, "Man down! Man down!". But here's the kicker: each voice line was slightly delayed from the previous one by about 1/100 of a second, making it sound very loud and echoey. Startled me at first, but the moment I got slaughtered, I couldn't help but bust up laughing at how ridiculous the situation was. This game really is a hidden gem. I highly recommend it! If you enjoy Skyrim, you'll like Oblivion. An oldie but a goodie! 😂
Your sides: *SOMEONES BEEN MURDERED*
If it were any other game, I would not believed it. But I have played Oblivion, and it's a game as mad as the Madgod itself so yeah, your story is completely believable.
Imperial guard: "Can't you settle this peacefully?"
Also Imperial guard: *FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT*
“It’s been a while since I’ve seen a good brawl”
-Imperial guard
Inside every Imperial Watchman, there are two wolves.
“I need your blood!” 🩸
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! ...and oh my god I could not stop laughing at the voice crack in "HEY!"
Im literally laughing so hard that there are tears coming out if my eyes what the fuck can we have these voice actors back in the next Elder Scrolls game
OH MY GOD TEARS IN MY EYES 3:36 whaT THE FUCK LOLLLLLL
LMFAO me too 😂😭😭😭😭
0:33 😂😂😂
Wes Johnson
By the Nine Divines! Assault! Assault!
A salt! A salt!
“There’s a psychopath on the loose!”
Johnny Casey **Pours one or two single salt grains on you**
I've heard others say the same.
@@JohnnyCasey When you have a fear of salt and see a single grain of salt.
This is the best voice acting in the whole series (im not kidding, it's really good.)
Yes, especially the „Why. Wont. You. Dieeeee”
Guards will always be some of the most iconic characters in Elder Scrolls games
00:18 *GASPS* W H A T ' S G O I N G O N ? !
"I'll make captain for this!"
- captain
okay here's the procedure. 3:15
Nova MysŦTM Such sass. Lol!! (I've watched this video one too many times.)
I always laugh at the idea of confiscating the stolen goods. They're just rifling through your shit like "yeah, this fork is definitely hot".
1:49 Imperial guard, Nixon or Alex Jones?
Philipp Christmann I thought of Alex Jones too haha
"Hey come on now! No need to get violent :c"
"YOUR BLOOD, I NEED YOUR BLOOD!"
1:45. "HUEGHEREERRR!!" Always found that one funny.
An Imperial guard calling the guards.....
what?
These are also the imperial male voice lines.
Backup right?
@@LB-lb7pm And vampire imperials
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED!?
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!??!
0:05 Such violence, much blood, many hurt
w0w
Super dead meme but ok
3:36 Those sound effects remind me of listening to any character in the Smash Bros. sound test.
you'll make a fine pair of boots lizard!
Fall before me Breton
REMEMBER THE EMPEROR!
"Can't we settle this peacefully?"
"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT"
1:55 "I've f'ed mud crabs more fearsome than you!"
LMAOO
We need a full Imperial Guard sound board with every quote and then some edited ones.
3:51 0:11 always love hearing this during the siege of kvatch quest and looking behind to see the kvatch guards and legion soldiers fighting to the death
This voice alone is the reason I always side with the Imperials in any Elder Scrolls game
Seems like voice of the emperor works even in higher dimensions
0:34 i love how they re-use those "EYYY"s
0:58 - 1:15 this part would fit really well in the Warhammer universe.
Tamriel has a racism issue
STOP! No one breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating any stolen goods, now pay the fine.. or it's off to jail with ya!
Imperial Guard "Resist arrest"
Rectal Rampage "Can't we seetle this peacefully!"
Random Me *"Racist Arrest"
@@imperialguard4625 *Steals fork*
You gotta love Wes Johnson. These lines are amazing.
You have my ear citizen
Guard's ear added.
I don't care if it's a lie but I like to believe that Wes Johnson accidentally entered the studio during auditions and when security approached him he said all these lines in order and it by chance captured on audio.
you're all here for 2:04
this too
COME HERE! Argh!
I came for 1:55
I'm here for 4:31
julecc no
3:05 The hero of Kwatch died by a heart attack when trying to sneak into the copious coinpurse and steal something, game over/end of the story.
*Sees new title* "Now there's no need to get violent."
God this voice acting is so much more better than skyrim, everyone sounds so depressing in skyrim as if playing it for thausands of hours wasnt depressing enough... :(
Although oblivion had much better voice acting, I will say that the gameplay is just so bad it's good. The ai in oblivion is so funny which makes me not take the game seriously.
Deikaeus oblivions atmosphere is infinitely better than skyrim, and i liked skyrim
Oblivion voice acting seems more sing song and theatrical.
Lol this games voice acting is usually worse.
One second he's saying:
"REMEMBER THE EMPEROR!"
and the next he's screaming:
"BLOOD, I NEED YOUR BLOOD!"
like what kind of Imperial Guardsman just starts yelling that he craves your blood and flesh.
Vampire imperial
0:18 What's going on?
0:54 you elves are all the same
2:04 stop right there
2:14 its all over
2:58 violation
3:34 blood
Someone needs to take the Wes Johnson grunts and make them into a notification tone. I would LOVE to hear a "BERGHOL" every time I get a text.
"I’ll have your head you filthy Nord!"
Man that brings back the good ole days..
These guards would make perfect Space Marines.
Some say these are the last know recordings of the techno barbarians
3:35
3:38 "Hethssuuu...~" XD
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Noooooooooooooo!
+Vadim I literally subscribed to you just because of that. Hahah!
ah much appreciated :D
Dreco Faria That sounded like an Argonian
I wish the Skyrim guards said all these quotes
The voice acting was pure gold
I fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
KidiX Nine - The Elder Scrolls & Fallout Lore "Such violence!"
1:59 Ayy fox
Lmao
1:55 with all the yelling and grunting i heard " I've fuked mud crabs " 😂😂😂
This has got to be the same voice actor as Sheogorath in Skyrim..?
Moss it is
Oh
I never realized
Well damn that's... I must be dumb
Moss is dumb.
@@angkhoanguyen6114 Why?
Wes Johnson is a national treasure
0:54 makes me tear up laughing every time, it’s such a weirdly specific insult 🤣
Wes Johnson, the living legend.
1:45 and who could forget 1:52 and everyone’s favorite 2:02 oh and the oh so classic 2:58 and my personal favorite 3:36
2:04
3:16 Oblivion guards in 2019 after they were reported for being too offensive.
"Hey, that's mine!" gets me every time 🤣 the closest to "awwww poor thing" in any of his dialog
The voice actor elevated all his lines to a new level, and even the civilian dialogue was amazingly delivered.
cameback for my daily listen
I love this man.
Me: takes one wheel of cheese
Every guard in the city: 2:04
Honestly, this voice acting is pretty good. It's just the presentation of it all that makes it so comical.
i like cars
they're cute
they achieve happiness
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED
I agree
ME TOO!!! they really do achieve happiness.
Autism cat khajiit: nothing happened here :D
The title: exists
Me: Yes, the most erotic thing to say is *"help, help I'm being attacked!!"*
Wes johnson made my childhood
2:04 - You're welcome.
1:32 Pretty much every boss in Dark Souls
I love hearing Wes' voice. It's so Iconic. I'm so glad they gave him a cameo in Starfield!
Mr. Hope, right? We also have Mercer Frey and Nick Valentine’s VA in the form of the Scavenger King dude that you encounter during the main quest, which made me a bit sad when I wound up killing him for his unique outfit since Bethesda didn’t stick a copy of it lying around his ship for the player to take instead.
Now I want you all to picture good ole uncle Sheo yelling all of these.
insert cheese
I love how he slowly gets more angry and crazy sounding as the video goes on. xD
Alternate title: man having a mental breakdown ad thinking he is fighting a thief
I don't think I ever heard "DROP IT, YOU STICKY-PALMED LITTLE WORM" before. It's so stupid but I love it
I'm trying to figure out a way to add the power attack sounds from this voice actor and incorporate them into Skyrim. My character sounds like a little sissy when he uses power attacks.
I mean if go ahead if you can manage to not laugh hearing your character scream "hrblrglr!" and "HAHA!" in the middle of combat
Just use the Imperial player character combat sounds
1:40 Proof these guards are vampires..
Wow Oblivion's all voice actors in one video.Great!
My son is 2 years old and I put him to listen to this daily.
Imagine watching a street fight and a policeman came, watched and said "SUCH VIOLENCE!"
One of the fighters to the cop: You cops are all the same weak and worthless
I love him so much
I love how you can listen to it as if it were 1 cohesive dialogue of dozens of imperial guards. *death noise*"MURDER MURDER SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDERED"
1:35 alex jones
I like how the Oblivion guards actually sound like they got some balls, then there's the Skyrim guards lol
Most of this isn't for Imperial guards! There's attack dialogue that normal imperials have, but you've left out the guards version. There's loads of vampire dialogue in here, people calling for the guards (guards never scream for themselves!) and you've even included unused Breton dialogue!? It's nice to see to see this video I suppose, but its very messy with about 6 minutes of actual imperial guard dialogue missing!
Yeah, Eventually I will make another videos with all the quotes there are. Thanks for the constructive criticism, it makes happy :)
And nice channel you got there, keep up the good work
+Deikaeus Well thanks for not overreacting and I look forward to the next video!
Aviticus Petasius what's wrong with him criticizing me? I liked what he said
Well, if you've played Oblivion, the guards sometimes do say some of these things. Like sometimes they will say "Help! Someone's being attacked!"
+Eric Moeller So does every other male imperial in the entire game. It's not guard exclusive dialogue.