Would you risk committing a crime in a city where the guards are tenacious enough to chase you, on foot, all the way to another city, just for stealing a single piece of cheese?
Oh, please. He stole some cheese. Any punishment is worth le mighty cheese. The all-powerful guard died and wolves don't eat cheese, so he can even keep it!
It is said just before the battle of red ring, an Aldmeri Officer was spotted stealing a fork from an inn, and the legion overwhelmed their positions despite being outnumbered to enforce the law.
@@stannisbaratheon3591 Aldmeri Officer 1: "Those weak legionnaires can't even put up a fight that I even took a break and stole all the forks in that inn over there." Aldmeri Officer 2: "Haha. Thus proving the superiority of the- Wait, steal?! Did you not kill the inhabitants first?" Aldmeri Officer 1: "No, they were scaring themselves shitless that I decided to let them live." Aldmeri Officer 2: "You foo-" (Ground rumbling and metal clanking. Windows being busted open and the stone road being ruptured.) Imperial Guards: "St-St-St-Stop right there criminal scum-" Aldmeri Officer 1: "I'll never follow the laws of Men." Aldmeri Officer 2: "I surrender!" Imperial Guard: "Then pay with your blood!"
This is the funniest Oblivion shit I’ve seen 🤣 The sped up music, the high pitched voices, the fact that you kept turning around and he was STILL giving chase half a continent later 🤣 Dude left the country on foot just to chase after a slice of cheese
I've never played Oblivion. What would happen if you eat the cheese in front of the guard? Does the crime "go away" because you're no longer in possession of the stolen property?
Next time, make every Imperial Guard follow you, speedrun to every major City and make their guards follow you too. Then run through the nearest Oblivion Gate to trap them there...
@@MercurialSpider Throw the cheese at Mehrunes Dagon (so that he gets aggro) to buy time as you jump out of a portal. You'll get maybe 10 minutes tops before that plane of oblivion becomes a lifeless realm and they conjure a portal back into Nirn.
You can essentially do the same thing using Summitmist Manor is Skingrad. What’s funnier is that even if they die, they’re permanently stuck in there when they respawn.
Are you all kidding?! Cheese is one of my favorite things. I'm dead serious, cheese is so simple yet so spectacular. This guard's heroic action is 100% justified
I've hunted you across the Cyrodiil A gamer like you can never change A player... Such as you... Guards like me can never change, Gamer like you can never change, Player 24601, My duty's to the law You have no rights Come with me player 24601
It's pretty crazy how far the guards will go in this game i remember one time where i got caught lockpicking the guards in Bruma chased me all the way to the mountains. I thought i had lost them found a bed rested, then decided okay i'll climb the mountain a bit higher and was attacked by bandits after i killed them went back to the bed to rest and was not able to due to enemies in the area. I look to my left the guards from Bruma were they're chasing me and one thing lead to another with no fighting chance i jumped from a high point of the mountain to a lower part of it and almost died on the landing (Thank you Acrobatics) and then all the guards that chased me one by one all landed dead next to me and serious these guards are to committed lol
Man seeing you dash through the countryside makes me remember playing this for the first time and being dumbstruck by how good the foliage looked. Still looks nice. That draw distance tho.
Why is it always a Khajiit? That was his cheese, he was coming to collect it later. And its damn good cheese. Its worth taking a life over 1 gold fine? Sure is!
![[TES IV: Oblivion] Imperial Guard quotes](/img/n.gif)
This is canonically what kicks the beginning of Skyrim
this comment is genius
"You were caught trying to cross the border!"
Comment of the year edition!
Yep: running from the guards to Skyrim after the main quest line 201 in game years later.
@@nickcurrie_ It was a bit of a walk
Never compromise. Never blink. Never wink at injustice. Never quit trying to make this a better city for everyone!
Would you risk committing a crime in a city where the guards are tenacious enough to chase you, on foot, all the way to another city, just for stealing a single piece of cheese?
Never compromise, even in the face of oblivion, that's always been the difference between us.
We’re always on duty
*Blink in front of thievery
Man, Hieronymus Lex really got a raw deal served to him, poor guy was just trying to do his job.
Current bounty: 1 gold.
Guard: PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
Maybe he just wanted one drop of it.
@@gghelis 😂😂😂😂
Should’ve paid the fine!!🤬
Even better when there's no gold....
@@gghelis The guard was a vampire confirmed
all that running just for you both to die to wolves lmao
>steals indiscriminately
>khajiit
yeah, checks out
@Felipe Amaral is true though
13%
Khajiit has done nothing! Khajiit is innocent of these crimes!
filthy cats
@@_zigger_ STOP LOL
Must have been some really important cheese
It was gouda cheese
It was Sheogorath's cheese.
e m p e r o r‘ s cheese
*REMEMBER THE EMPEROR!*
Stealing that gubermint cheese.
it was HIS cheese. Probably already had a nice wine picked out and everything :'(
The Oblivion guards love their job way too much
"You have contracted Helljoint"
he's got much bigger things to worry about. namely the fact he's literally dead.
Oh, please. He stole some cheese. Any punishment is worth le mighty cheese.
The all-powerful guard died and wolves don't eat cheese, so he can even keep it!
He will be made captain for this.... dedication.
more like deadication
Posthumous promotion.
dude literally got mauled to death by wolves
How did the Empire lose against the Aldmeri Dominion in the Great War with Terminator soldiers like that 😳?
The Aldmeri Dominion used cleverer tactics and never stole any cheese.
Did you watch to the end? Clearly the Dominion had WOLVES
They were using an older combat ai.
It is said just before the battle of red ring, an Aldmeri Officer was spotted stealing a fork from an inn, and the legion overwhelmed their positions despite being outnumbered to enforce the law.
@@stannisbaratheon3591 Aldmeri Officer 1: "Those weak legionnaires can't even put up a fight that I even took a break and stole all the forks in that inn over there."
Aldmeri Officer 2: "Haha. Thus proving the superiority of the- Wait, steal?! Did you not kill the inhabitants first?"
Aldmeri Officer 1: "No, they were scaring themselves shitless that I decided to let them live."
Aldmeri Officer 2: "You foo-"
(Ground rumbling and metal clanking. Windows being busted open and the stone road being ruptured.)
Imperial Guards: "St-St-St-Stop right there criminal scum-"
Aldmeri Officer 1: "I'll never follow the laws of Men."
Aldmeri Officer 2: "I surrender!"
Imperial Guard: "Then pay with your blood!"
I died when he killed the wolf and went after you again 😂
"Now, where were we..."
So you were the wolf, then?
This is the funniest Oblivion shit I’ve seen 🤣 The sped up music, the high pitched voices, the fact that you kept turning around and he was STILL giving chase half a continent later 🤣 Dude left the country on foot just to chase after a slice of cheese
Oh phintys, u haven't seen all Oblivion shit 🤣
Tell me about it 😂😂😂
YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE !!!!!!
a slice of cheese? that's IMPERIAL PROPERTY
I've never played Oblivion. What would happen if you eat the cheese in front of the guard? Does the crime "go away" because you're no longer in possession of the stolen property?
Can you blame him... it is the cheese we are talking about
Next time, make every Imperial Guard follow you, speedrun to every major City and make their guards follow you too. Then run through the nearest Oblivion Gate to trap them there...
Good Idea, I might actually do something like that lol
any % trap all guardsmen in oblivion SPEEDRUN
You underestimate the tenacity of the Guard if you think trapping them in Oblivion will stop them from enacting justice.
@@MercurialSpider Throw the cheese at Mehrunes Dagon (so that he gets aggro) to buy time as you jump out of a portal. You'll get maybe 10 minutes tops before that plane of oblivion becomes a lifeless realm and they conjure a portal back into Nirn.
You can essentially do the same thing using Summitmist Manor is Skingrad. What’s funnier is that even if they die, they’re permanently stuck in there when they respawn.
That’s Judge Dredd level of dedication.
To be fair, that adventurer betrayed the law!
That was a longer journey than Mordor
The guard would've speedran LotR if given the One Ring, and if he heard that Sauron avoids paying taxes.
The guard just REALLY wanted to help you train your acrobatics skill... by force.
Aggressive Motivation, how to be initiated into the legion 101.
Oblivion music is so good that it even sounds good when speed up
sounds like pokemon emerald's music
no
The fine prospects this game allows
The fact that you both died to a pack of wolves was hilarious at the end 🤣 if only you trapped him by a oblivion gate
Are you all kidding?! Cheese is one of my favorite things. I'm dead serious, cheese is so simple yet so spectacular.
This guard's heroic action is 100% justified
Sheogorath would be proud. CHEESE!
CHEESE for everyone!
I would kill for a nice slice of cheese
If I had to choose between forsaking cheese or becoming a vegetarian, I'd become a vegetable in a heartbeat.
Well you can't say that the guard doesn't take his job seriously.
Glad this was recommended after 3 years, this is what youtube was made for.
As a longtime player of oblivion, seeing shit like this today just blesses my whole day 💯💯💯
Your profile pic makes it so much better
the sped up game noises vaguely resemble the main character breathing frantically as he tries to run from the guard
Inspector Javert in Les Mis would have made a lot more sense as a character if he had been an Imperial Guard who escaped into the real world...
I've hunted you across the Cyrodiil
A gamer like you can never change
A player... Such as you...
Guards like me can never change,
Gamer like you can never change,
Player 24601,
My duty's to the law
You have no rights
Come with me player 24601
It's pretty crazy how far the guards will go in this game i remember one time where i got caught lockpicking the guards in Bruma chased me all the way to the mountains. I thought i had lost them found a bed rested, then decided okay i'll climb the mountain a bit higher and was attacked by bandits after i killed them went back to the bed to rest and was not able to due to enemies in the area. I look to my left the guards from Bruma were they're chasing me and one thing lead to another with no fighting chance i jumped from a high point of the mountain to a lower part of it and almost died on the landing (Thank you Acrobatics) and then all the guards that chased me one by one all landed dead next to me and serious these guards are to committed lol
The ending surpised me
*Loadscreen appears*
"A townsguard does not get fatigued when chasing you."
Love how Oblivion guards are willing to put everything on the line for a 1 gold bounty.
This has some big 2010 energy
Yeah it does!!! Man! Was that the best year ever!!! Now, it’s SHIT!!!
I like how there's an army of guards chasing me when I accidentally take an apple, but nobody gives a shit that the Emperor was running for his life.
Ahh damn, how are you gonna cure helljoint when you're dead?
I hope this one day blows up
If these guys were still alive during the fourth era the dominion never would have taken the imperial city.
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The sped up combat music sounds like a John Williams score ngl
I like how the wolves look innocently away after just mauling two people..... they look like "why are they laying down?😮😃"
The determination on these guys is insane😂
Man seeing you dash through the countryside makes me remember playing this for the first time and being dumbstruck by how good the foliage looked. Still looks nice.
That draw distance tho.
*Alternate title:* _Cheese thief's tragic end_
This characters face looks weirdly normal and good, which in the Elder Scrolls Oblivion makes him a freak.
Dagoth Ur would be proud of that guard's dedication for chasing after a farm tool even though he works for the mongrel dogs of the empire.
Shit the dogs killed the guard and the player!
shouldn't have stolen that cheese
"AND THE CHEESE! Do die for" - Sheogorath
I love the dramatic element fast forwarding makes it seem.
Skyrim guards: Lazy drunken idiots
oblvion Guards: will literally chase you to oblivion and back just for stealing a cheese.
The music is actually very suspenseful when sped up 😂
He just wanted to tell you that cheese is expired.
The sped up growls and jumping sounds were a treat to my ears.
Also that ending.
The themes actually sound kinda cool sped up.
A sped up Oblivion is fundamentally hysterical!
This is why Sheogorath wants cheese so much power 🧀
Insert Benny Hill theme
He's...kind of handsome.
This video gives charlie chaplin vibes lol
Im here before this video blows up on the algorithm
me too epic
This soldier deserves a medal of valor for going WAAAYYY beyond the call of duty lmao
That ending frame.
It's like an epic crossover between 'Elder Scrolls' and the horror movie 'It Follows' 🤣🤣🤣
... then gets killed by some wolves!
Man this game cracks me up
Isn't this what happens in Les Miserables? A police officer chases down someone who stole a loaf of bread.
Something about the music of Oblivion, it's very nostalgic
current bounty : 1
"PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD"
Even Sharia Law is more forgiving.
It goes to show to insane hostile ai is. Olbivion was ahead of its time
The least dedicated Oblivion Guard
"You have contracted Helljoint" ... dies anyway. amazing 🤣🤣
I don't remember this version of Les Mis
What a wonderful ending
Man he must really wanted to eat that cheese
imagine dying to wolves, though.
lol I should have had better stuff
@@rdproctor9617 I mean - wolves have so pitiful range on their attacks that you can kyte them even bare-handed, lmao. No need to face-hug it.
Why is it always a Khajiit?
That was his cheese, he was coming to collect it later. And its damn good cheese. Its worth taking a life over 1 gold fine? Sure is!
If someone stole my cheese, I'd probably do the same.
Lol I didn't expect the ending.
I love this video
And you for making it ❤❤❤❤❤❤
That guard was on a warpath
That athletics level was the icing on the cake
I know this video is 2 years old but this video still get my lungs gone in good way XD
He was killed by wolves, so sad.😥
after all that and you die to wolves
Guard: It's a matter of principle
Love for work: 100
Inspector Javert would be proud.
all of that which will lead you lost your life because of "a" cheese, more percicely "a" slice of cheese 🤣🤣🤣
2:02 *LAZER GUN*
What difficulty were you on that two wolves killed a guard, and then you? Also, I've never seen a Khajitt mage before. Interesting build. ^^
Unless you've a roleplaying/lore reason, you should always have a restoration trick handy. Never hurts to have free first-aid
so Asotil from Katia's adventures is canonically accurate! Haha
Holy shit!! Your a Legend. To have that Patients is remarkable.
Such courage, such honor in his guardness
Watching you battle with no fatigue really brings great suffering within me.
Imagine if after he finally caught up with you he realised he was out of his jurisdiction and couldn't do anything.
Those guards are dedicated
You thought you could escape Number 24601? Not with Inspector Javier on the case, be it a stolen loaf of bread or cheese!
wolves gotta be one of the scariest things in oblivion, ngl
It ain't easy bein' cheesy.
...because you resisted arrest.
Yep thats about how most of my Oblivion play-throughs went like when I was a kid....
The greatest marathon of the century! Now take a Bruma guard to Leyawiin 💪