I love this scene... 2:40 Sat at your desk. An elderly man wonders in, he starts calling for help claiming he's being attacked. Guard rushes in for the arrest. You claim you did nothing wrong. Brandishes a bow & arrow, attempts to fire at you from 2 feet away across your desk. *Shakes violently and misses* *Accepts that he is a poor shot, equipts sword instead* *Misses swing* "You're pathetic!"
"What is it, citizen?" The guard says as him and his comrades unsheath their weapons to attack our protagonist. Guess it was a codeword instead of a question.
The imperial guard...the bastion of justice and brutal force over pushing objects off a table. Also lines so great every other species seems to borrow them as everyone keeps asking why I won't die!?
You'd think the guards at 9:04 would pull out their bows and start shooting at them from this point, but no, let's keeping running at the wall trying to arrest them instead.
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2:26
- A moment of your time please...
It's all over lawbreaker!
Oblivion guards could be great actors.
"I'm Chris Hansen, from Dateline NBC."
That’s timing right there, or it’s just a game glitch
The bait and switch
I love this scene... 2:40
Sat at your desk.
An elderly man wonders in, he starts calling for help claiming he's being attacked.
Guard rushes in for the arrest.
You claim you did nothing wrong.
Brandishes a bow & arrow, attempts to fire at you from 2 feet away across your desk.
*Shakes violently and misses*
*Accepts that he is a poor shot, equipts sword instead*
*Misses swing*
"You're pathetic!"
5:11 Tries to place an apple, props explode off the table.
Guard appears to arrest you for breaking the laws of physics.
He’s such a hypocrite, he broke the laws of physics too
Angry birds
It's more like he appears after removing his chameleon effect, HE was waiting
I wish that every police officer would become an imperial guard
No please
Ok but they have to be like this 4:24
Nik_Ibeash only like this 2:44
In the imperial city your life can be worth as little as a 10 gold fine.
Hi
2:55 "my aim is shit better swap to my sword"
When you find sodium chloride:
*By the nine divines! A salt! A salt!*
Nice
Has found sodium chloride, can confirm.
Bruh you had me crying with this one
BY THE NINE DIVINE-
Yes, you. we need to talk.
"What is it, citizen?" The guard says as him and his comrades unsheath their weapons to attack our protagonist. Guess it was a codeword instead of a question.
That quick turn around killed me.
0:13 "What is it, citizen?"
[Instant regret]
5:10 - you are under arrest for breaking the law! OF PHYSICS!!
YES. YOU. WE NEED TO TALK.
YES, YOU. WE NEED TO TAUUUUK!
4:35 the face of the void, the origin of all imperial guards.
2:19 "I don't think s-" *WHAM!* LMAO
K N O W L E D G E
Knowledge
Let's see if we ca-
Shadow hide you.
What is it, citizen?
Is a deadly friend
I smoke 'cause it gives me K N O W L E D G E.
7:37 "Countess help me!"
7:39 "NO"
2:44 Did this guy straight up accused you for assault, without even touching him?.
Guard was also confused, so he freaked out when our poor Khajiit refused to pay the fine.
WTH!? I didn’t think that the guards would be that kind of S T U P I D I T Y!!😂
Pretty much like Karens irl
The way guard was shaking when trying to attack someone who doesn't even bother to defend himself physically but refuses to pay for what he didn't do.
The imperial guard...the bastion of justice and brutal force over pushing objects off a table. Also lines so great every other species seems to borrow them as everyone keeps asking why I won't die!?
2:26 best part lol
1:33 *gets shoted by an arrow*
-wHaTs GoInG oN?
Ah, only the finest of premier entertainment in my UA-cam recommendations, I see.
I wholeheartedly agree
06:10
- How goes it?
- Good to see you again!
🌸
That moment when you ask countess to protect you from the guards but then she draws her sword and speak like one of 'em...
*WAT EN BLAZES! YEW AIN'T WUN OV ME CREW*
4:20 Little too close there buddy.. xD
2:56 Those dance moves though :)
A Moment of your time if you please. IT'S ALL OVER LAWBREAKER.
Rofl 😂😂
2:27 level 100 charisma
BY THE NINE DIVINES Yes you we need to talk
6:32 "Why won't you die?!" That's what I was wondering too.
2:40 Master Windu.. I must say you're here sooner than expected...
Lol.
7:59 The most annoying person in the world
Word
What is it, citizen?
*_[Leaves like a madlad]_*
4:21
If you want to avoid the guards, you have to get inside their heads.
My favorite thing is them talking in unison
0:53 oh my gosh. My chest hurts from laughing too hard.
Easily of my favorite ES blooper moments. Too good!
"HELP HELP, IM BEING ATTACKED"
By the gods there's a psychopath on the loose!
By the Nine Divines *ASSAULT, ASSAULT*
Help murder
2:57 - That guard was obviously using a controller.
I love this series. Must be hard still being wanted by the guards since 2017
You'd think the guards at 9:04 would pull out their bows and start shooting at them from this point, but no, let's keeping running at the wall trying to arrest them instead.
They MUST tell you that you have violated the law before they're allowed to attack you. That's how dedicated they are.
"I don't think so-"
Right in the beginning.
What is it citize---ssto-- *exits immediately* LMFAOO
We want "Oblivion Guards 5"
I'd love to see Oblivion characters ported over to mount and blade.
2:08 woah perfect timing
4:20 get a girl who looks at you like this
😂😂😂
This games ai, pathfinding and dialogue is no lie the best and most revolutionary I’ve seen..
For the time.
That quickass turn at the beginning is just gold
What is it citizen? *unsheathes sword with lawful intent*
5:25 snow white needed this protection lol
Guard: *Trying to kill player*
Player: *Across from table*
Oh my gosh, 0:53 was just way too funny lol.
mans just sitting on a chair and still gets harassed by guards
8:29 Mega Ultra STOPRIGHTTHERE moment
Wow! You continued to do Oblivion videos. Thank you!!!
When they all say the same thing at the same time, it sounds like a TV display at Target
Yes you, we need to talk.
As a guy with autism, this makes perfect sense. 10/10 for realistic behaviour
Yes, such behaviour by non-autistic people is very realistic.
0:13 the way that they turned around at the speed of light made me cackle😂
Those dialogs are their strongest weapon
Peak Oblivion is walking through a door and suckerpunching a man into a coma as he says “I don’t think so”
Remorseless Killers, yet shining paragons of justice.
I need to play this game again ❤️
Also: OBLIVION GUARDS 4 HAS ARRIVED
What in blazes!
0:58 was funny as fuck lmao
It's all over, lawbreaker! Your spree is at an end. I'll take any stolen goods you have. The next move is yours -- Pay your fine. or I haul you away!
WE NEED TO TALK
This music is honey to my soul
yEs yOu, wE nEeD tO TaLk.
2:10 I know I ain't the only one who agrees this is one of the best lines in video game history
You actually did it after i commented on every video ever.
Well, you know the drill.
*Oblivion Guards 5 when.*
Oblivion guards are SCARY
Some say Glarthir is still trying to talk to you.
Yes
YOU
W.E N.E.E.D T.O T.A.L.K !
Oblivion has comedic timing programmed in. There's no other explanation.
Yes! You, we need to talk.
Guard:what is it citizen SH. That got me right there
Why is it that I just discovered your Video now? Glad you are back tho your npc videos are the best :D
I was waiting for this since I last played 3 hours ago
yes you, we need to talk
Our god is back
What’s the matter? Getting tired? He has so many good lines that are so nostalgic. We need him as follower in skyrim
He already is a follower in skyrim
YES YOU! WE NEED TO TALK!
By the nine divines!
5:10 - лучший момент.
4:24 When Hunson Abadeer from Adventure Time tries to arrest you.
The poison Apple killed me Rip XD
By the 9 divines, ass salt, ASS SALT!
Another masterpiece
Been waiting for this.
2:44 Russia in a nutshell.
@@RH-ry8ve Yeah just by being straight that happens
Не понял юмора :)
@@lukeatmey8172 Как-то так возбуждаются уголовные дела в РФ.
10:17 but I've almost started to believe I need to talk with this man..
Yes , We definitely need to talk
How did I get this Lamborghini?
0:00
that was my first thought lol
Its all over, UA-camr! Your spree of uploading Oblivion-Videos is at an end. Pay this Comment a like or Pay with your Blood! *Dramatic Music*
1:25 That’s why Oblivion has a yield button.
I am really REALLY scared of the Oblivion camera.
Me when I’m studying:
0:00
knowledge,
@@StripedJacketKid
Knowledge.
5:13～5:32
I don't know why but, This scene reminds me encounter with uruks from Shadow of War
Nostalgic 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍
2:46
Every Karen, abusing their power