I will never EVER get married. Never met a girl who made me hang to hang around, but if a unicorn turned up, I still wouldn't even consider signing government contracts over it. If she insisted, alarm bell would ring and I'd flush her whatever my heart says. Women collectively fucked men over, and they can deal with this brave new world of disenfranchised men. I have no sympathy to extend to them. Too high a percentage of similar behaviors to brush this off as a "not all women" excuse.
Save it for what? To keep things going exactly how they are already (progressively getting worse)? How would we save it anyway? Think you can tell women what to do, or do you think women will do what they always have, and think immediately and solely of their own self interests. If you want to know why things worked before, the shortest, simplified answer I can give, is that our ancestors knew what was up, that women are basically overgrown children, and we controlled them accordingly as second class citizens. Women are part of the voting system, and even have privileges over us...the genie is not going back into the bottle, we're done. Women don't have race loyalty anyway. Things for them aren't "Whats endangering my society I built" but more a case of "which cock that I have access to, provide the best protection and provision for me". Loyalty is an absurd concept to them.
You get on your moral high horse only after race gets brought in, after I basically call all women out? You really know how to get suddenly selectively sensitive. What the fuck did I even say about race, other than that women don't prioritise it over what they get for themselves? Oh hang on, what it that tiny throwaway section of a line about "society I built"? I don't give a rats dick about a persons race, but appreciate women handing everything over to immigrants. Look at those old Swedish feminist hags and their Muslim immigrant toy boys, living it up in a nation they didn't build. "Don't mistake this for being pro-illegal immigration either. Ass." Then what is it cunt? pro legal open borders? Sure open the flood gates to brutal primitive cultures, what could go wrong?
He interrupted in 3 completely different times to talk about Howard in a 50 minute conversation. One of those times was picking up a caller who only wanted to talk about Howard.
@@Cwjespersen It's a radio show, not a podcast. Pandering to the simple simons out there who were frothing at the gash to hear an escalation of their favorite radio feud is how you retain an audience. I think you're ignoring some of the context because Interrupting for a total of three minutes over the course of an hour doesn't seem that obnoxious to me. Seems better than most radio shows, actually.
Opie is not all that Funny, but at that Time, and especially the Early Years. He was super import to the show. Anything problems that Opie caused with the people around Him doesnt change that she he was basically the Quarterback of the O&A Show.
I lost my two daughters to false accusations. Lost a 4 bedroom house, £25k savings and had to pay child Maintenence for children she wouldn’t let me see... I spent £14k on solicitor fees. I was 26. I’m now 32, unfortunately I don’t see my daughters (long story) but I no longer pay child maintenance... she has been married and divorced 3 times. I won’t ever marry again. Now have 5 properties , plenty of money and soo happy... other than my daughters I’m set free!
M Ciddy she said I neglected my daughters. One example was that I mowed the lawn and left my one year old daughter upstairs asleep. I think they just find a ‘safety’ excuse and her solicitor just went with it. My ex also insinuated that my youngest had marks on her after I told her I changed her nappy during my time with them. I was petrified that she was going to say I touched them sexually or something. I think she was bluffing but imagine I was accused of such a thing. Many people would believe SoMeThinG must have happened as no mother would date make such an accusation. It opened my eyes to how evil humans are and how I lived with someone with potential to do that. Even after all these years I can’t wrap my head round the whole thing.
I think you can marry with a prenup. It’ll remove the thorn from the relationship. Im only saying this coz u seem to liked having a family of your own. Hope you are happy my dude
@@frusciantesplectrum7980 That's pure evil man,you dodged a nuke. Jordan Peterson's channel is a good antidote on why people are intrinsically malevolent. Hope it helps.
Always think of this question before you consider marriage in America, "Other than my children having the same last names (if applicable), what benefit would "I" receive that *REQUIRES* marriage?" Love doesn't require marriage, nor does having someone around for the rest of your life, or even purchasing a home. Modern marriage is a woman's insurance policy, that would ensure she will be taken care of when she gets tired of emasculating you. Just like so many other things in this nation, the justice system is geared toward protecting the woman, no matter how bad she treats, or fucks you over.... even in divorce.
I'm still trying to figure out the female desire to emasculate. Maybe it's a shit test to find out of you're man enough to not take crap, but then she'll hate you for being an ass. If you submit, she'll hate you for being a pussy. This would happen regardless of alimony laws. I truly think most women don't want to be happy in their marriage. Why? I don't know. Probably so they have something to talk about with their friends.
Marriage was for two things. One was division of labour - he did work she couldn't do, and so then she did work around the house he didn't have time for. Modern convenience reduced her housework to what single men can now do now, after work and weekends. The second reason was lineage. When she became married, he could tell her not to hang around with men when he wasn't around. Who wants a wife who goes off with other men, and then ends up pregnant? She knows it's her baby whoever fucks her, but you might spend years raising another mans child. Now men have no control of who fucks her, and divorce courts have even refused to allow DNA test results, even when they're both white and the baby is brown. You pay, or you go to jail. Mainstream pushes the idea that it's because marriage is old fashioned. The real reason is that the government and corporations deliberately undermined it, till it became defunct. Why undermine it? More money milked, and easier to control.
Mark Robertson It’s because deep down they want you to pass them so they can keep looking up to you as “the man.” In other words a man they’re willing to submit to. A good example Patrice gave is the sensei-student relationship. Women are the student who learn from you and then one day think they can beat you. They really want you to keep being the master who puts them back in their place but every so often they have to keep trying their hand at beating you. Once they do they’ll move on to the next master.
Patrice and Anthony were such good friends. They understood and respected each other even though they had their differences. If he knew that Bill Burr would later ban Ant from his benefit he would've chewed Billy's ass out.
People change .If someone disrespected my wife the way Anthony did, I would have cut him off as well. I'm not so sure Patrice would have let that one roll off , either.He left Burr few options, - and that isn't funny or cool .
Their reaction to that first caller's divorce ending in paying 10% of his income to her for one year was incredible. They're considering a woman still getting money at the end a victory even though it's minimal.
@Liam Prieto That's the reason why most these rich people get married I believe...like Rogan...he was so anti marriage but look at him now... Afraid of dying alone, jealousy(coveting), insecurities( I guess they all stem from insecurity ) and im sure all kinds of reasons why they do it but I think what you said, nailed it on the head) I wonder what happens if they get a divorce....cause they talk alot about that too... They never mention the fact that they used to talk shit about marriage...I listen to these two a lot and don't remember them saying anything about them being hypocrites... I think Patrice would of fallen into this trap too ...
Any woman that does this to a man is not human. If they were on fire I wouldnt even spit on them to put it out. If you are with a woman that has done this to a man you are just as low as she is. Hearing this damn near ruined my evening.
Wrong, any woman that does this to a man is a woman. That's the whole point. That's what they do. The weaker you are the more they'll stomp you until you're out of cash and done. If you're not leading the relationship you're doomed. If you haven't understood that through Patrice idk how to explain it to you.
For the life of me, I will never understand the concept of alimony, and how feminists aren’t up in arms about it. It basically presents a scenario where women are helpless children who have no agency, aren’t capable of taking care of themselves, and need a man to take care of them even when they’re alone.
Dad had a buddy in California that divorced his wife, and owes her alimony. She talked him into paying for a whole year at once, to make it more convenient for him. He did this, and she got married the next day.
@@RespectProcess it's pretty much implying both of those scenarios. Forcing men to pay ANY amount of money HE makes to his ex wife after a divorce, as well as any money he personally made or anything he personally bought, is one of those things we have still even though jt absolutely shouldn't exist and is inarguably asinine and unfair. The reason it became a thing and used to make sense was because women didn't used to work, and if divorced would be unable to support herself on her own and potentially fucked if she didn't have anyone else to take care of her. To make a man give away his money to a woman who's perfectly capable of earning money herself is also to imply the mere fact of her having a stinky cunt means the man's time, money, and effort are worth less than hers and she is entitled to his everything. Could you imagine forcing a stranger, a man you don't know, to essentially be a slave to his now ex wife, a woman who he likely hates more than anyone? Can you imagine going to work everyday and working hard knowing that you don't get to keep the money you're working for because you're court ordered to give it to your fucking ex wife so she can sit at home with her new man? My god I have so much sympathy for any man who lived that reality... What an injustice
I HOPE people realize that Ant went through a horrible divorce, because of his own actions. He was completely enabling his wife to become a monster. I love Ant. He's a special person, but you shouldn't take relationship advice from him.
Lol! Poor Anthony, he did really get screwed over in the divorce. Right before his wife filed he signed the biggest contract of his life, over $20 Million as I recall. So she got half of that and alimony based on his estimated future earnings. Unfortunately, right after the divorce the Saint Pat's debacle happened and Anthony was unemployed and even though he eventually got back on at XM, his earnings was about 1/5 of what he was making on terrestrial radio. But if its any consolation, Anthony said recently that she blew every penny and was working at a hot dog stand once the alimony ended in 2009.
I have very little sympathy for Anthony. He went through marrying someone he clearly never loved, cried on his wedding night from regret, stuck around in an abusive, shitty marriage because he’s a coward and chose to drown his frustrations in alcohol. He never grew up, still can’t handle confrontation. Even when there are millions at stake. Thank god he never had kids. Gene pool is polluted enough without his rockhead daego crotch goblins.
easy. marriage. if you got a joined account. it belongs to the women. btw if anthony took the money , she will go cry to the judge and he'll force you to give her half.
@John Smith Yeah but in some countries joint accounts are needed for renting appartment/buying house etc. so idk if it was in their state. either way even if it was in his accoutn she'd stil take that shit
Does that also apply to permanent alimony that was settled before this law? I would think yes, similar to how a death sentence can be reversed if the death penalty is banned. Death sentence, marriage, all similar lol
Look dude. I’m happily married and don’t listen to pussies who haven’t even had a girlfriend. They will end up depressed. The only advice I can give is get married to the girl you have 0 doubts and sets her pride aside for you! Don’t do no prenups. If you are getting into a relationship with doubts, don’t do it. And don’t marry because of feelings. Marry a girl because of solid life values.
After hearing all this, and witnessing the utter hell of my parents' divorce (which I think might have actually gone on for a whole decade), I have to say - marriage ain't for me. What a critical thing to learn in my mid-20's, well before anything could happen to me. Thank god for the O&A show!
@@michaelchimenti2847 Anthony Cumia is a pee dough who got catfished by a 40 year old man pretending to be a 14 year old girl ( SelfCuttingGirl Saga), said he would go as low as 13 on the radio, and was caught following several tweens on Vine. He also had a sexual dalliance with transgender cosplayer Sue Lightning. He pretends to be a conservative while having the morality and lifestyle of a Far-Left progressive Liberal.
John R Yep. That early JRE, with Dave Foley, is one of the saddest marriage stories ever. I mean, short of the wife murdering the man, and getting all the money, with the children getting nothing, it's a perfect way to help scare someone out of marriage. Rogan talking about Phil Hartman's marriage, then eventual murder, is a pretty good one as well.
I feel so sorry for men now. Men just can't be happy healthy masculine without constant criticism. It is truly mind boggling how much men are emasculated everywhere, home, the media, even down to social norms. Men please don't allow yourself to be emasculated it is awful for your health. It lowers testosterone levels which effects concentration, sexual performance, mental health and it gets worse from there. Marriage can work but it needs to be with a woman who doesn't emasculate. Ladies most men are not out to make you a victim and take advantage of you. Most men want to provide and be gentle with you just allow him! He will mess up and not do it perfect but have some patience.
Word to the wise. FYI. Everyone dies alone. Hard working men always die leaving all their hard work behind them to ppl who probably won’t even work as hard to maintain it
Say what you will about Ant he is sharp as a tack and his brain works faster in terms of processing concepts, particularly funny ones, than most people could ever dream.
People who say they’re afraid of “dying alone” have clearly never taken care of an elderly person. It is 0.000001% of the population who are lucky enough to live in their 90’s with a husband/wife peacefully. Majority of us will lose our minds, start shitting our pants, and get thrown in a home. It’s amazing how much society pressures us into the madness of marriage. I know people in their late 20’s who’s lives are over because of marriage laws and divorce court.
Both my grandparents couples were together all their life and eventually all died alone. Besides that last chapter, a question is if you want to life alone or with somebody for the majority of your life. Though even if you do choose the latter, there is no assurance, that it will work out, specifically in this day and age and generations. I invested and parcially wasted time and energy into 3 serious, monogamous relationships between 24 and 36 (one, three and five years) and in the end all those woman broke up with me.
Can’t stand listening to Ant complain about how he got outsmarted, robbed of 5 figures, got a cheap lawyer, and then gave up. Is he gunna take any accountability?
To every modern dude out there, realize you're going into a marriage FUCKED already. Even if you did nothing wrong and she wants a divorce, you're giving so much money her way especially if you have a kiddo or two. So glad I saw the writing on the wall in my early 20s with a gf trying to interest me into a marriage even though I have zero interest in doing that. Now Im almost 30 and I feel great about my future and my career path as a musician and songwriter. As well as being able to move to the area of the US I wanna move to without any complaints from a nagging wife.
"Was she following you?" I'm sure he meant when you get into an argument, did she follow you around when fighting with each other. I've been there. Wow. I really wish Patrice was still here. He'd be right up there with Bill and Dave, no doubt. In a perfect world, Louis CK too:)
I’m single and it’s great. There’s barely any nice girls left to date. There’s something about so many girls I see idk what it is they just seem used up an such... not all of them but uh, too many
I got off pretty good next to Anthony but it was still not fair in the least bit. It's as if the law was written in 1920 and nobody has ever changed it. I will never got married again only if she makes way more then I and believe me if it ended I would take all I could get.
"It's as if the law was written in 1920 and nobody has ever changed it." Why would they change it...to be fair to you? You are nothing to them, but a source of income. Just look at how many men kill themselves when going through this meat grinder, NOT A FUCKING TEAR is shed. Only way to stay safe is to remove any option for them to to entangle you legally. Check for common law, have no children, and do not marry, otherwise, you're playing Russian roulette and hoping for the best.
Shiiiiit, I had an ex sociopath girlfriend who threatened to have me murdered, stole my property, slandered me at work and got her new husband a job where we both mutually worked. Luckily the husband was just about working, and within 8 months he divorced her. Finally she moved away. Needless to say I'm not really interested in getting married right now. Fuck that!
The broad caller at 40:22 asks how Anthony met that douchebag ( his Ex-wife ).. Anthony goes oh Oh you mean my wife. That was such a rip out of Opie 😂😂😂😆😆😆😆👍👍👍
I cannot and never have related to the idea of getting married. It is so obviously a business transaction. The only reasons I can think of as to why a man might get married is either because he grew up religious/traditional and has thus been infected with marital ideals or he allows himself to be bullied by his girl. You can be the primary bread winner, live w/ someone, and have kids with them all without signing a contract. This situation would actually force people to be more mature and fairer about how much money should exchange hands, how often kids go with who, etc.
Lol… ant and Patrice are having a convo about divorce…. Then Opie goes to the phones, to take a call from a caller shitting on Howard that had nothing to do with the conversation
17:30 What are you going to say? Every time some guy tries to tell you what’s up with your girl and you’ll almost always call him an asshole for it, it might even end the friendship.
For those fearful of dying alone... I've been around for quite a while and still haven't seen a two-seater coffin.
Could not say it better myself. Wow!
I wish I could say the same but Karl Pilkington has his twix coffin ready for him and Suzanne
I'm definitely using that
dying and being dead are different things
@@Ddssdderrffffftttyyy yes exactly. This comment stinks
"She's gonna be my girlfriend for the rest of my life" He really never spoke a lie.
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EVERY young man needs to hear divorce horror stories... Hearing them in my early 20's set me straight
I will never EVER get married. Never met a girl who made me hang to hang around, but if a unicorn turned up, I still wouldn't even consider signing government contracts over it. If she insisted, alarm bell would ring and I'd flush her whatever my heart says.
Women collectively fucked men over, and they can deal with this brave new world of disenfranchised men. I have no sympathy to extend to them. Too high a percentage of similar behaviors to brush this off as a "not all women" excuse.
Save it for what? To keep things going exactly how they are already (progressively getting worse)?
How would we save it anyway? Think you can tell women what to do, or do you think women will do what
they always have, and think immediately and solely of their own self interests.
If you want to know why things worked before, the shortest, simplified answer I can give, is that our ancestors knew what was up, that women are basically overgrown children, and we controlled them accordingly as second class citizens. Women are part of the voting system, and even have privileges over us...the genie is not going back into the bottle, we're done.
Women don't have race loyalty anyway. Things for them aren't "Whats endangering my society I built" but more a case of "which cock that I have access to, provide the best protection and provision for me". Loyalty is an absurd concept to them.
+difficultbastard
... I agree with you aside from the race shit. Why did you succumb to that? Jesus..
+WAKEANTHEM
I've had friends of many races and your flippant nonsense annoys me.
Don't mistake this for being pro-illegal immigration either. Ass.
You get on your moral high horse only after race gets brought in, after I basically call all women out? You really know how to get suddenly selectively sensitive.
What the fuck did I even say about race, other than that women don't prioritise it over what they get for themselves? Oh hang on, what it that tiny throwaway section of a line about "society I built"? I don't give a rats dick about a persons race, but appreciate women handing everything over to immigrants. Look at those old Swedish feminist hags and their Muslim immigrant toy boys, living it up in a nation they didn't build.
"Don't mistake this for being pro-illegal immigration either. Ass."
Then what is it cunt? pro legal open borders? Sure open the flood gates to brutal primitive cultures, what could go wrong?
Two gifted story tellers.....and opie
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He interrupted in 3 completely different times to talk about Howard in a 50 minute conversation. One of those times was picking up a caller who only wanted to talk about Howard.
@@Cwjespersen
It's a radio show, not a podcast. Pandering to the simple simons out there who were frothing at the gash to hear an escalation of their favorite radio feud is how you retain an audience.
I think you're ignoring some of the context because Interrupting for a total of three minutes over the course of an hour doesn't seem that obnoxious to me. Seems better than most radio shows, actually.
Opie is not all that Funny, but at that Time, and especially the Early Years. He was super import to the show. Anything problems that Opie caused with the people around Him doesnt change that she he was basically the Quarterback of the O&A Show.
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Getting married in new york is like wanting to live in prison
Patrice attempting to sing a Clapton song is gold. Rest In Peace
Ant paid out the ass to his ex but he got the last laugh, she filed for bankruptcy in 2016.
Abdulrahman Albriki it had to be multi millions it Dominique was her lawyer unless he took her case just for the stories to tell howard stern.
Geez, what did she spend it all on??
Things to fill the void where her soul should be.
If I understood Ant correctly, he'll have to support her for nine years as he was married for nine years.
@@TylerCummings6
She spent it on dick probably, somewhere there's a sophmore or high schooler driving a BMW that he paid for.
I lost my two daughters to false accusations. Lost a 4 bedroom house, £25k savings and had to pay child Maintenence for children she wouldn’t let me see... I spent £14k on solicitor fees. I was 26. I’m now 32, unfortunately I don’t see my daughters (long story) but I no longer pay child maintenance... she has been married and divorced 3 times. I won’t ever marry again. Now have 5 properties , plenty of money and soo happy... other than my daughters I’m set free!
Fruschiante’s Plectrum #winning
M Ciddy she said I neglected my daughters. One example was that I mowed the lawn and left my one year old daughter upstairs asleep. I think they just find a ‘safety’ excuse and her solicitor just went with it.
My ex also insinuated that my youngest had marks on her after I told her I changed her nappy during my time with them. I was petrified that she was going to say I touched them sexually or something. I think she was bluffing but imagine I was accused of such a thing. Many people would believe SoMeThinG must have happened as no mother would date make such an accusation. It opened my eyes to how evil humans are and how I lived with someone with potential to do that. Even after all these years I can’t wrap my head round the whole thing.
I think you can marry with a prenup. It’ll remove the thorn from the relationship.
Im only saying this coz u seem to liked having a family of your own. Hope you are happy my dude
@@frusciantesplectrum7980 That's pure evil man,you dodged a nuke. Jordan Peterson's channel is a good antidote on why people are intrinsically malevolent. Hope it helps.
Clifford Kapia many thanks guys
Always think of this question before you consider marriage in America, "Other than my children having the same last names (if applicable), what benefit would "I" receive that *REQUIRES* marriage?" Love doesn't require marriage, nor does having someone around for the rest of your life, or even purchasing a home. Modern marriage is a woman's insurance policy, that would ensure she will be taken care of when she gets tired of emasculating you. Just like so many other things in this nation, the justice system is geared toward protecting the woman, no matter how bad she treats, or fucks you over.... even in divorce.
I'm still trying to figure out the female desire to emasculate. Maybe it's a shit test to find out of you're man enough to not take crap, but then she'll hate you for being an ass. If you submit, she'll hate you for being a pussy. This would happen regardless of alimony laws. I truly think most women don't want to be happy in their marriage. Why? I don't know. Probably so they have something to talk about with their friends.
Marriage was for two things. One was division of labour - he did work she couldn't do, and so then she did work around the house he didn't have time for. Modern convenience reduced her housework to what single men can now do now, after work and weekends.
The second reason was lineage. When she became married, he could tell her not to hang around with men when he wasn't around. Who wants a wife who goes off with other men, and then ends up pregnant? She knows it's her baby whoever fucks her, but you might spend years raising another mans child. Now men have no control of who fucks her, and divorce courts have even refused to allow DNA test results, even when they're both white and the baby is brown. You pay, or you go to jail.
Mainstream pushes the idea that it's because marriage is old fashioned. The real reason is that the government and corporations deliberately undermined it, till it became defunct. Why undermine it? More money milked, and easier to control.
Mark Robertson It’s because deep down they want you to pass them so they can keep looking up to you as “the man.” In other words a man they’re willing to submit to.
A good example Patrice gave is the sensei-student relationship. Women are the student who learn from you and then one day think they can beat you. They really want you to keep being the master who puts them back in their place but every so often they have to keep trying their hand at beating you. Once they do they’ll move on to the next master.
Isn't there common-law marriage?
@@ThiefKingofLegend it depends on the state
Remember listening to this in high-school in my sophomore year skipping classes gaining more knowledge an insight then the rest of my clueless peers
Man I miss Patrice...RIP
Him and Ant were so funny on
O & A. Those were awesome year's of radio..
Ant in this picture looks like Jim Varney if he had a crippling meth addiction.
Ernest Goes to Rehab
FBI statistics, know what I mean Vern?
Hey Vern, I need a teener
I have to have listened to this clip or extended versions at least 5 times in the last few years and still love to come back to it.
Patrice and Anthony were such good friends. They understood and respected each other even though they had their differences. If he knew that Bill Burr would later ban Ant from his benefit he would've chewed Billy's ass out.
People change .If someone disrespected my wife the way Anthony did, I would have cut him off as well.
I'm not so sure Patrice would have let that one roll off , either.He left Burr few options, - and that isn't funny or cool .
@@markferguson3745 are you kidding? Patrice trashed vos' wife all the time
@@TheGiantMidget But he wasn't Bill Burr.
@@markferguson3745 i know i'm saying patrice trashed wives so he probably wouldn't be against that
Bill is a cccccuck lol
27:45 Prenups get thrown out of court all the time by judges for being unfair. Just dont get married.
I listen to this every time I start to think marriage is viable... this bit snaps be back to the stark realities of it all.
Don't have male/ male / female threesomes like Anthony did, and you will be okay.
Their reaction to that first caller's divorce ending in paying 10% of his income to her for one year was incredible. They're considering a woman still getting money at the end a victory even though it's minimal.
I took it as a victory for him that he ended it for relatively little, not a 'victory' for her
that's not bad considering how bad it could be
Getting shot in the arm is really close to your spine. I'd rather have a messed-up bicep than a wheelchair.
Compared to what happened to Anthony that guy got off easy
After all this , Bill Burr still got married. Women are lucky men love kids.
+fenrirdies Yea bill burr moved to cali and became a Dick
In Burrs case, its because he's afraid of dying alone. He said as much in one of his specials. I forget which one though.
I hope it works out for bill
To be fair, if every couple only had 1 kid it would solve overpopulation.
@Liam Prieto That's the reason why most these rich people get married I believe...like Rogan...he was so anti marriage but look at him now...
Afraid of dying alone, jealousy(coveting), insecurities( I guess they all stem from insecurity ) and im sure all kinds of reasons why they do it but I think what you said, nailed it on the head)
I wonder what happens if they get a divorce....cause they talk alot about that too...
They never mention the fact that they used to talk shit about marriage...I listen to these two a lot and don't remember them saying anything about them being hypocrites...
I think Patrice would of fallen into this trap too ...
Any woman that does this to a man is not human. If they were on fire I wouldnt even spit on them to put it out. If you are with a woman that has done this to a man you are just as low as she is. Hearing this damn near ruined my evening.
100% Fuck these assholes who destroy families, you are as low as she is
Wrong, any woman that does this to a man is a woman. That's the whole point. That's what they do. The weaker you are the more they'll stomp you until you're out of cash and done. If you're not leading the relationship you're doomed. If you haven't understood that through Patrice idk how to explain it to you.
Yep. I’m never getting married. ❌🚫
good call.
For the life of me, I will never understand the concept of alimony, and how feminists aren’t up in arms about it. It basically presents a scenario where women are helpless children who have no agency, aren’t capable of taking care of themselves, and need a man to take care of them even when they’re alone.
dude feminists care for women. they give 0 shits for men. if it benefits women it stays. doesn't matter if men end up homeless
Dad had a buddy in California that divorced his wife, and owes her alimony. She talked him into paying for a whole year at once, to make it more convenient for him. He did this, and she got married the next day.
you're presuming that women have Principles
It’s not presenting that scenario at all. It’s presenting a scenario where a woman’s time is worth more than a mans effort and hard work
@@RespectProcess it's pretty much implying both of those scenarios. Forcing men to pay ANY amount of money HE makes to his ex wife after a divorce, as well as any money he personally made or anything he personally bought, is one of those things we have still even though jt absolutely shouldn't exist and is inarguably asinine and unfair. The reason it became a thing and used to make sense was because women didn't used to work, and if divorced would be unable to support herself on her own and potentially fucked if she didn't have anyone else to take care of her. To make a man give away his money to a woman who's perfectly capable of earning money herself is also to imply the mere fact of her having a stinky cunt means the man's time, money, and effort are worth less than hers and she is entitled to his everything. Could you imagine forcing a stranger, a man you don't know, to essentially be a slave to his now ex wife, a woman who he likely hates more than anyone? Can you imagine going to work everyday and working hard knowing that you don't get to keep the money you're working for because you're court ordered to give it to your fucking ex wife so she can sit at home with her new man? My god I have so much sympathy for any man who lived that reality... What an injustice
I HOPE people realize that Ant went through a horrible divorce, because of his own actions. He was completely enabling his wife to become a monster. I love Ant. He's a special person, but you shouldn't take relationship advice from him.
Patrice's lottery ticket analogy is spot on RIP
Thanks opie for taking a call in the middle of this so we can hear Howard sucks.
peonmyhall
The only way he could get 60 seconds to himself... literally.
Opie is a pro at derailing the flow
Just steering the ship, Brothaman.
Snowy! In Michigan...whatta ya got?
Let it go...
He’s been in radio since he was 18, didn’t you know
Interrupt the flow to talk about Howard. What a loser
So good......he is unemployed.
Lol! Poor Anthony, he did really get screwed over in the divorce. Right before his wife filed he signed the biggest contract of his life, over $20 Million as I recall. So she got half of that and alimony based on his estimated future earnings. Unfortunately, right after the divorce the Saint Pat's debacle happened and Anthony was unemployed and even though he eventually got back on at XM, his earnings was about 1/5 of what he was making on terrestrial radio. But if its any consolation, Anthony said recently that she blew every penny and was working at a hot dog stand once the alimony ended in 2009.
I have very little sympathy for Anthony. He went through marrying someone he clearly never loved, cried on his wedding night from regret, stuck around in an abusive, shitty marriage because he’s a coward and chose to drown his frustrations in alcohol.
He never grew up, still can’t handle confrontation. Even when there are millions at stake. Thank god he never had kids. Gene pool is polluted enough without his rockhead daego crotch goblins.
The 40 grand thing really set me off, how the hell can you take someone's savings with no repercussions?
easy. marriage. if you got a joined account. it belongs to the women. btw if anthony took the money , she will go cry to the judge and he'll force you to give her half.
@John Smith Yeah but in some countries joint accounts are needed for renting appartment/buying house etc. so idk if it was in their state. either way even if it was in his accoutn she'd stil take that shit
Bro my boys wife.. signed his tax return..put it in their joint account.. then moved it into her account and got away with it. Shit is so crazy.
Gynocentrism
My ex did the exact same thing to me. It was nowhere near 40 grand but it was everything I had
Ant's marriage ran the full De Niro:
it began like the one in The Deer Hunter, progressed like Raging Bull, and finally ended like Casino.
Knowing what I know now, I can hear opie feeling left out everytime ant and Patrice are rolling then...to the phones.
Fortunately, only since about 2010, permanent alimony has and is becoming outlawed in a number of states. Let's make it all 50!
Seriously? That's a start.
Does that also apply to permanent alimony that was settled before this law? I would think yes, similar to how a death sentence can be reversed if the death penalty is banned. Death sentence, marriage, all similar lol
This makes me terrified about ever getting married...
Don't do it
As it should
AS. IT. SHOULD.
Look dude. I’m happily married and don’t listen to pussies who haven’t even had a girlfriend. They will end up depressed. The only advice I can give is get married to the girl you have 0 doubts and sets her pride aside for you! Don’t do no prenups. If you are getting into a relationship with doubts, don’t do it. And don’t marry because of feelings. Marry a girl because of solid life values.
@@DJEmonTV Damn that sounds dumb as fuck.
Patrice & O&A CLASSIC...Dont Marry ANYONE...O+O
After hearing all this, and witnessing the utter hell of my parents' divorce (which I think might have actually gone on for a whole decade), I have to say - marriage ain't for me. What a critical thing to learn in my mid-20's, well before anything could happen to me. Thank god for the O&A show!
Im right there with ya man
facts
"I know that old OIL & GAS trick M'er F'er !!! You've been FUCKING!" Patrice is the KING. You changed my life. We need you now more than ever.
Opie: “So how did Anthony help you?”
He just. Fucking. Said it.
Did Opie hurt your feewings
@@doesitmatter9085 yuck
@@michaelchimenti2847 Anthony Cumia is a pee dough who got catfished by a 40 year old man pretending to be a 14 year old girl ( SelfCuttingGirl Saga), said he would go as low as 13 on the radio, and was caught following several tweens on Vine. He also had a sexual dalliance with transgender cosplayer Sue Lightning.
He pretends to be a conservative while having the morality and lifestyle of a Far-Left progressive Liberal.
stfu, bitch. Opie will find you and film you taking a shit so shut your mouth.
29:30 “lottery ticket” is the greatest metaphor
35:20 Another great piece of wisdom from Patrice.
Thumbs up. You, and Patrice are ABSOLUTELY correct.
Unsung hero
@@jcmoney11111 UNSUNG HERO
The dude with the house story-- damn. I got chills. Way scarier than most horror stories. Geez.
Communism in the bedroom...
Anthony looks like Ernest in that picture
robert Frankenfield knowhatimean?
I always thought Popeye for some reason.
That is hilarious
@@onis
Vern
Shit I thought it was Earnest lol
If there was a clip to make me never want to get married...
Omg. I been fucked over in relationships, but not financially - everyone who's going thru what Anthony did - kudos
This is an awesome call in. Great for you, sir!
Hearing this always scares the shit outta meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mike Splitt
I listen to this every time I hear "when are we gonna get married" works everytime
It shuld...always.
Also Dave Foley. He and Joe Rogan go over it extensively and it’s scary shit.
John R
Yep. That early JRE, with Dave Foley, is one of the saddest marriage stories ever.
I mean, short of the wife murdering the man, and getting all the money, with the children getting nothing, it's a perfect way to help scare someone out of marriage.
Rogan talking about Phil Hartman's marriage, then eventual murder, is a pretty good one as well.
CorbCorbin yeah man! Scared the shit out of me
When you get married, you go to God.
When you get divorced, you go to court.
Mendoh in america you petition for a license. So marriage starts and ends in court 😳
listening to this takes me back. That whole process sucks out your soul
Damn
My mother did that to my father. He worked as a roofer, she stayed at home. During divorce she emptied accounts of thousands of dollars.
How in the bloody hell is it possible that they make you pay for her damn lawyer? That is outlandish
Extremely common, unfortunately
Conversation about divorce
Opie: let's get someone to bitch about Howard on
Patrice’s laugh at the end when Any goes in on Howard is adorable
Moral of the story: men should NOT get married in NY...or better yet, not at all.
Truth
I feel so sorry for men now. Men just can't be happy healthy masculine without constant criticism. It is truly mind boggling how much men are emasculated everywhere, home, the media, even down to social norms. Men please don't allow yourself to be emasculated it is awful for your health. It lowers testosterone levels which effects concentration, sexual performance, mental health and it gets worse from there. Marriage can work but it needs to be with a woman who doesn't emasculate. Ladies most men are not out to make you a victim and take advantage of you. Most men want to provide and be gentle with you just allow him! He will mess up and not do it perfect but have some patience.
Reading this comment gives me hope. Thank you.
Word to the wise. FYI. Everyone dies alone. Hard working men always die leaving all their hard work behind them to ppl who probably won’t even work as hard to maintain it
Cumia's wife dated his brother, thats how he met her. Funny guy, but this had no chance at ending well.
She was one of those bartender skanks. Hahahahaha
yeeeeesshhhh
Opie has no stories...... but loves to interfere into other peoples (Ant's) stories....
Love around 22:00 when opie interrupts to let a caller to say that Howard sucks.
I hate when he interrupts the flow for a dumb caller
Ant covering himself in oil to cover up the sex musk is fucking genius, I mean Jesus that is some quick thinking
Say what you will about Ant he is sharp as a tack and his brain works faster in terms of processing concepts, particularly funny ones, than most people could ever dream.
@@bigjed3467 lol not anymore. Not since 2012. And that was a fake story.
People who say they’re afraid of “dying alone” have clearly never taken care of an elderly person. It is 0.000001% of the population who are lucky enough to live in their 90’s with a husband/wife peacefully. Majority of us will lose our minds, start shitting our pants, and get thrown in a home. It’s amazing how much society pressures us into the madness of marriage. I know people in their late 20’s who’s lives are over because of marriage laws and divorce court.
Both my grandparents couples were together all their life and eventually all died alone. Besides that last chapter, a question is if you want to life alone or with somebody for the majority of your life. Though even if you do choose the latter, there is no assurance, that it will work out, specifically in this day and age and generations. I invested and parcially wasted time and energy into 3 serious, monogamous relationships between 24 and 36 (one, three and five years) and in the end
all those woman broke up with me.
Would Bill have gotten married if Patrice was alive to talk him out of it?
I’ve been listening to classic O and A for a week now... it’s great
Me too. Especially Ant & Louis CK's stories from their miserable marriages, Patrice's wisdom & Jim Norton's sexual adventures. Love them all!
Ant's court story reminds me of My Cousin Vinny
What’s better, Ant’s horror stories or Patrice breaking it down?
Ants stories for sure but the breakdowns are great too
And people wonder why some wifes just disappear......
Can’t stand listening to Ant complain about how he got outsmarted, robbed of 5 figures, got a cheap lawyer, and then gave up. Is he gunna take any accountability?
That's why he is where he is now. He's never taken any accountability for anything.
To every modern dude out there, realize you're going into a marriage FUCKED already. Even if you did nothing wrong and she wants a divorce, you're giving so much money her way especially if you have a kiddo or two. So glad I saw the writing on the wall in my early 20s with a gf trying to interest me into a marriage even though I have zero interest in doing that. Now Im almost 30 and I feel great about my future and my career path as a musician and songwriter. As well as being able to move to the area of the US I wanna move to without any complaints from a nagging wife.
"My career path as a musician and songwriter." Yup. I'm sure *throngs* of gold-diggers regret not snapping you right up.😂
@@mulemule he's happy. not about $, even if he had nothing, they would have taken everything. use ur brain
I'm happily married for 12 years now. We just got to be smart about it and get a prenup.
@@Coldwallbar If you have *nothing* ... How can they take everything? (Guess you'd better use *your* brain first. 😂)
Man I wish I listened to this before I got married.
How's it going now?
How can you be married to someone for years , then divorce and decide to basically steal from your spouse ?
38:21 straight from Walter White play book 😂
Listening to @25:30 in hindsight, I think Anthony's wife had info on Trannygate all those years back. lol
Vibrating egg
That or maybe some underage action going on.
@@misstrKevin or dudes
Can't believe Anthony got divorced, he seems like such a pleasant guy
He's a drunk pee dough obsessed with race and crime statistics
6:39 you already took your cut, from the bird feeder, and don’t fucking deny it again!
"I'ma be with my girlfriend for the rest of my life"
She’s gonna be my*
That caller who signed those papers is a dolt.
"Was she following you?" I'm sure he meant when you get into an argument, did she follow you around when fighting with each other. I've been there. Wow. I really wish Patrice was still here. He'd be right up there with Bill and Dave, no doubt. In a perfect world, Louis CK too:)
I put marriage in the same category as sacrifices, outdated and cruel
Just 10% for ONE year? Does anybody know the name of first callers lawyer?....just asking for a buddy of mine
It wasn't the lawyer, it was the State... Tennessee. Don't ever expect those results in New York or any other leftist, feminist State.
It literally scares me that we almost never met sir Anthony Cumia
This didn't age well
What episode is this from in the playlist? I can't remember.
In my best Johnny maestro voice “I’ll neverrrrr get marrieeeeeed”
I wish the description would say when these clips were aired. What year is this?
Omg why does Anthony look like ERNEST in this photo wtf
Ernest goes to divorce court.
Chloe Kit Ernest battles alcoholism
Chloe Kit Ernest beats his wife
@@lkb4781 He's been dead for over 10 years.
oh shite, i sincerely thought that was a parody like pic of Ernest! lol
I’m single and it’s great. There’s barely any nice girls left to date. There’s something about so many girls I see idk what it is they just seem used up an such... not all of them but uh, too many
End Alimony payments after 1 year.
I got off pretty good next to Anthony but it was still not fair in the least bit. It's as if the law was written in 1920 and nobody has ever changed it. I will never got married again only if she makes way more then I and believe me if it ended I would take all I could get.
"It's as if the law was written in 1920 and nobody has ever changed it."
Why would they change it...to be fair to you? You are nothing to them, but a source of income. Just look at how many men kill themselves when going through this meat grinder, NOT A FUCKING TEAR is shed. Only way to stay safe is to remove any option for them to to entangle you legally. Check for common law, have no children, and do not marry, otherwise, you're playing Russian roulette and hoping for the best.
What kind of baby whines about life being fair. Baby. Sad
I wish they gave this knowledge in college and high school
Shiiiiit, I had an ex sociopath girlfriend who threatened to have me murdered, stole my property, slandered me at work and got her new husband a job where we both mutually worked. Luckily the husband was just about working, and within 8 months he divorced her. Finally she moved away. Needless to say I'm not really interested in getting married right now. Fuck that!
Lol work relationships are never a good idea to be honest.
Why anybody would get married under these conditions is beyond me, especially rich and famous men. The War on the Family wages on.
Literally when I was looking for a timestamp for when Patrice started he started.
Reminds me of Vince Staples' take on marriage, well worth seeking out if you haven't seen it.
Lot of great comments here but lets first go to Mike in Austin. Mike! Whatcha got!
Ugh
I thought the first caller was going to answer the phone like
*"Ey Anthony, I didn't know we have the same mother in law!"*
Is that Anthony or Jim Varney?
The broad caller at 40:22 asks how Anthony met that douchebag ( his Ex-wife )..
Anthony goes oh Oh you mean my wife. That was such a rip out of Opie 😂😂😂😆😆😆😆👍👍👍
The only thing that saved me in my divorce is we separated in less than a year. I just pay CS. Worth it!!!
@Cactus Jack child suport.
If legal marriage in the US is not a scam. I don’t know what is.
Ernest goes to divorce court
I cannot and never have related to the idea of getting married. It is so obviously a business transaction. The only reasons I can think of as to why a man might get married is either because he grew up religious/traditional and has thus been infected with marital ideals or he allows himself to be bullied by his girl. You can be the primary bread winner, live w/ someone, and have kids with them all without signing a contract. This situation would actually force people to be more mature and fairer about how much money should exchange hands, how often kids go with who, etc.
Lol… ant and Patrice are having a convo about divorce…. Then Opie goes to the phones, to take a call from a caller shitting on Howard that had nothing to do with the conversation
Patrice is boosting his boy, Ant, and helping him with pro bro glazing. Anthony and Patrice was an awesome time.
17:30 What are you going to say? Every time some guy tries to tell you what’s up with your girl and you’ll almost always call him an asshole for it, it might even end the friendship.
patrice singing at 9:58
You know Anthony didn’t want them talking about the 16 yr olds at his house and shiz.
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