Opie & Anthony - Patrice vs Gallagher

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  • @dksilvers1759
    @dksilvers1759 2 роки тому +430

    *Gallagher finally makes it to the pearly gates*
    Patrice: "What the fuck is up, Leo?!"

    • @DCMA247
      @DCMA247 2 роки тому +9

      aaha facts!

    • @DaveLeperre
      @DaveLeperre Рік тому +17

      Waaaaaahhhhh hahahahahahaha cuz they both dead or sumthin hahahahaha tsssssss aw fawk ya home run

    • @burdleaf5196
      @burdleaf5196 Рік тому +4

      BAHAHAAHAHAAA comedy Gold!

    • @brodieyake7735
      @brodieyake7735 Рік тому +1

      Gallagher spends the rest of his eternity in paradise smashing the heads of sinners with his holy sledge-o-matic for the Lord's amusement.

    • @jeremiahsalvacion7329
      @jeremiahsalvacion7329 Рік тому

      @@DaveLeperres

  • @heli0s2003
    @heli0s2003 Рік тому +246

    Right now, Patrice and Leo are in heaven together, playing games. Patrice is throwing watermelons downhill, onto a series of downward sloping ramps, as Leo is smashing them with a hammer, jumping over them, trying to get to the top.

    • @AgainstDaMachine
      @AgainstDaMachine Рік тому +11

      Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tonygbeulie4701
      @tonygbeulie4701 Рік тому +3

      XD this comment should be shown way more love XD

    • @rydz656
      @rydz656 Рік тому +5

      LMAO a series of downward sloping ramps.

    • @callum6224
      @callum6224 Рік тому +2

      Holy shit lol

    • @saca4908
      @saca4908 Рік тому +3

      Holy shit hahahaha brilliant

  • @johnffreydeppstein2474
    @johnffreydeppstein2474 3 роки тому +483

    It is astonishingly amazing how often Patrice and Anthony are mentally in sync comedically.

    • @seancostello6070
      @seancostello6070 3 роки тому +21

      Yuck

    • @nimo517
      @nimo517 3 роки тому +45

      They are…. It’s almost like salt and pepper. In past videos they both admit to never ever wanting to hang out outside of radio. And are opinionated racially. But they are always on the same page. Patrice actually makes it harder, and therefore funnier, to compete so we end up getting the best of Ant. Normally, his jokes are amazing only in relative to Opie’s non jokes.

    • @ripleysasylum9991
      @ripleysasylum9991 3 роки тому +17

      Awesome duo. Pure fantastic comedy I love it.
      Anthony and Patrice’s comedy timing is awesome

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 3 роки тому +19

      @@nimo517 thats the great beauty: because if you hang out with your homies all the time nothing is new and no new jokes are created, but when you know how much of a piece of shit he is, and you had time to gather information, the next encouter is aways a warzone

    • @cartossin
      @cartossin 3 роки тому +8

      @@nimo517 Yeah their unlikely chemistry is amazing.

  • @GhettoFabulousLorch
    @GhettoFabulousLorch 2 роки тому +464

    Ready for round 2 Patrice?

    • @pablojones77
      @pablojones77 2 роки тому +28

      😂

    • @Misty8097
      @Misty8097 2 роки тому +50

      This just broke my heart

    • @Weezy414
      @Weezy414 2 роки тому +53

      Nobody understands how amazing this comment is

    • @BigStevie
      @BigStevie 2 роки тому +12

      Legends🤘

    • @jayreed9630
      @jayreed9630 2 роки тому +18

      Love them both. RIP.

  • @nico1397
    @nico1397 2 роки тому +139

    Opie making uncomfortable moments worse was honestly his forte, in a good way. Really shines in this one.

    • @rydz656
      @rydz656 Рік тому +14

      You know it's bad if even Opie is getting in lines.

    • @Not-Ken-Molestina
      @Not-Ken-Molestina 10 місяців тому +2

      Like using a toilet

    • @cheiatianbriem2078
      @cheiatianbriem2078 5 місяців тому +4

      absolutely. you are so correct. peeps bash him constantly, but he really is the other half

    • @alexanderbean7737
      @alexanderbean7737 4 місяці тому +5

      This is true. Opie was good during uncomfortable interviews and things like Jocktober

    • @case1516
      @case1516 3 місяці тому

      58:50 holy shit. This is as good as it gets 😂😂

  • @scrambie
    @scrambie 9 років тому +217

    "fux yeah, nigga"
    - Patrice O'Neal

    • @theonecalledvino8165
      @theonecalledvino8165 9 років тому +5

      +Scramblieggs Bahahahaaaa!! He said that to 1980's Gallagher.... Talk about sign of the times!

    • @jrreogreugerugregreger7486
      @jrreogreugerugregreger7486 9 років тому +11

      +Scramblieggs "I'll beat a bitch's pussy with a hammer like that watermelon"

    • @trooperjoe73
      @trooperjoe73 7 років тому

      Scramblieggs - Legendary!

  • @YokozunaNumber1
    @YokozunaNumber1 4 роки тому +293

    Patrice: "Why a watermelon?"
    I haven't laughed this hard in years.

    • @g0sT23
      @g0sT23 4 місяці тому +1

      @1:09:00

  • @TRIIGGAVELLI
    @TRIIGGAVELLI 2 роки тому +160

    As soon as I heard the news I had to listen to this again lol. I hope him and Patrice made up in the great beyond. RIP Legends.

    • @NoctesTheCat
      @NoctesTheCat 2 роки тому +8

      Same here lol

    • @Resevil
      @Resevil 2 роки тому +18

      Lol, they’re both in Hell.
      “Those little horns and shit? Get those the fuck OUT”

    • @dreddscott3873
      @dreddscott3873 2 роки тому +4

      Same. Once yesterday and once today, lol.

    • @TRIIGGAVELLI
      @TRIIGGAVELLI 2 роки тому +4

      @@Resevil Well I said "Great Beyond" not heaven. See you there too

    • @dreddscott3873
      @dreddscott3873 2 роки тому +7

      It's been 3 days since Gallagher died and I've been listening to Patrice ever since, lol.

  • @mikeleal9324
    @mikeleal9324 5 років тому +433

    Gallagher: "I can't believe anyone is still listening to this"
    Jokes on you, hack. I'm listening to this shit years later. RIP to Patrice.

    • @Iron_Thunderstorm
      @Iron_Thunderstorm 5 років тому +9

      Try the Opie and Anthony Roasts, which I doubt you haven't seen yet...but I've watched the Jim Norton roast and the Rich Vos roast at least 15 times

    • @robertablasted6890
      @robertablasted6890 5 років тому +5

      @@Iron_Thunderstorm why would you listen to Voss?

    • @Wats3d
      @Wats3d 5 років тому +18

      Because he is great!

    • @Mr_ATM
      @Mr_ATM 4 роки тому +15

      I stone washhkk my car today

    • @dinozografakis
      @dinozografakis 3 роки тому +3

      Yea Gallagher is complete trash compared to Patrice.

  • @MasterEm243
    @MasterEm243 7 років тому +393

    "There's only 1 thing I can't apologize for, because I can't help being that."
    Line of the century.

    • @pCOCKPRO11
      @pCOCKPRO11 5 років тому +2

      Took me a couple mins but l got it

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 4 роки тому +3

      @@pCOCKPRO11 xD Jesus man, start smoking less. If the old man didn't get angry at the end, this would be a phenomenal episode, just a few funny guys messing with each other.

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 4 роки тому +3

      @Juan C Salinas Where's the problem exactly?

    • @crieverytim
      @crieverytim 4 роки тому +2

      what is that, just another way to say "I'm Born This Way"?

    • @theoriginaltommysteward
      @theoriginaltommysteward 4 роки тому +4

      Hahaha how do people not understand this line?

  • @KermitTheFrogHere
    @KermitTheFrogHere 10 років тому +321

    "HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, THEY OUGHTA DAM UP THE COLORADO. OH!"
    Fucking hilarious.

    • @yittmashups
      @yittmashups 3 роки тому +1

      HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, DAFREAKIN' NATIONAL ANTHEM IN MEXICAN. OH!

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 3 роки тому +11

      Ant does the best Dice impression😎

    • @koopaa13
      @koopaa13 3 роки тому +6

      38:20

    • @DSto90
      @DSto90 10 місяців тому +2

      Dice was as funny as a dirty public toilet, like.. 😅 hah?
      The gimmick of impersonating Dice is funny but still.. Nooooo one since 2000's g.a.f. bout some "🎲"

    • @thescooterbrown
      @thescooterbrown 3 місяці тому

      ​@@DSto90its sounded funny to me and I don't even know 🎲, the intent of the impression is clear

  • @knicksfule
    @knicksfule 2 роки тому +136

    This is a good example of what Opie should be doing. He keeps Gallagher from leaving and asks leading questions

    • @louisskulnik7390
      @louisskulnik7390 Рік тому +12

      It is a fantastic role on this type of program. Poor Opster did not agree, this killing the golden goose.

    • @JayrodTremonki
      @JayrodTremonki 8 місяців тому +4

      His peak was keeping Donald Rumsfeld on the line

  • @DontTreadOnUsBlog
    @DontTreadOnUsBlog 9 років тому +749

    The best part of this; Patrice didn't even do his own googling... just tells Von to do it over the radio and boom, she does it. She really was a soldier haha

    • @jrsmith3344
      @jrsmith3344 7 років тому +37

      DontTreadOnMyVape
      True Pimp Shit

    • @Frankybroadcast
      @Frankybroadcast 6 років тому +16

      Leooooo! Lmfao

    • @mackwoodworks
      @mackwoodworks 5 років тому +2

      @Jonathan Straccia 🤢

    • @Misty8097
      @Misty8097 5 років тому

      @Lil' Connor Peterson what's the story there

    • @JustinBlazzzee
      @JustinBlazzzee 4 роки тому +62

      Von is the worst. She tried to do comedy and it was the worst piece of shit you’ve ever seen in your life. Then she tried to market herself as some sort of dating coach, calling herself “coach Von”

  • @XaeeD
    @XaeeD 7 років тому +128

    58:47 is gold
    Opie goes: "He said my mom fucked a viking."
    Patrice: "At least it has 'king' in it."
    Anthony immediately replies with: "Yours has 'king' in it too."
    Ant is a fuckin comedic genius.

  • @willhendrickson972
    @willhendrickson972 3 роки тому +194

    This is the funniest radio bit ever. Patrice and Anthony were relentless! They’re the best radio duo in history, and this is their Mona Lisa.

    • @knicksfule
      @knicksfule 2 роки тому +19

      By the end of this they've turned Gallagher into Fez

    • @aaron6431
      @aaron6431 Рік тому +10

      @@knicksfule Fez vibes for sure.

    • @saca4908
      @saca4908 Рік тому +4

      Very well put, sir. Agreed.

  • @BigPrometheus
    @BigPrometheus 8 років тому +312

    this is how you know Payrice had mad respect for Gallagher; he made fun of him but didn't rip him
    as much as he really could

    • @coach3155
      @coach3155 5 років тому +34

      hes fuckin holding back bruh

    • @NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw
      @NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw 4 роки тому +64

      Patrice was only using about 15% of his true power

    • @kweenkareen6317
      @kweenkareen6317 4 роки тому +4

      That would have been so unfair and cruel. I cringe at a few parts of this LOL

    • @2gritty
      @2gritty 3 роки тому +3

      @@NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw facts

    • @eejaysoul7595
      @eejaysoul7595 3 роки тому +16

      I think it’s because Patrice didn’t know him well enough to respectfully trash him like he would Colin or Vos. But the respect is clear.

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 6 років тому +200

    "the Blue Man Group doesnt talk about the 1st Amendment and then become blue." Great line

    • @avidadolares
      @avidadolares 3 роки тому +11

      But the Orange Man group does.

    • @liquidmang
      @liquidmang 3 роки тому +1

      @@avidadolares that was fucking 👍 🤣🤣🤣

    • @intercoursehandguns851
      @intercoursehandguns851 Рік тому

      ​@@avidadolares true dat 😢

    • @nam6128
      @nam6128 3 місяці тому +1

      Imagine if they did tho. Really political and deep and then start applying the blue paint and don't say another word. It'd be fucking hilarious 😂

  • @Sobieskicharge
    @Sobieskicharge 9 років тому +86

    "SHE TYPED IN GALLAGHER REAL NAME, THAT SHIT SAID LEO NIGGA" lmao im in fucking tears

  • @brandoeliksir2742
    @brandoeliksir2742 8 років тому +301

    Q: Gallagher are you rascist
    A: Why?

    • @joshbirrell3992
      @joshbirrell3992 6 років тому +7

      rayskist

    • @nateg9770
      @nateg9770 6 років тому +37

      Brando Eliksir that was by far the funniest question Opie has ever asked and an even more brilliant response by Gallagher I laughed my ass off great moment and Patrice is the man

    • @nateg9770
      @nateg9770 6 років тому +16

      truly one of my favorite moments besides patrice laughing at Bobo when he first witnessed the up and down game!! PATRICE I miss you brother! when opie sold the watch he got from Patrice's benefit after his death I lost all respect for opie. instead of a object that is supposed to be a reminder of a person who is supposed to be your friend and he returns it and gets a few shirts. And if opie tries saying that was a bit, he is lying. anyone else notice that shitty move opie did with the watch?? PATRICE YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!!!! I ALWAYS SAY TO MYSELF WHAT WOULD PATRICE DO?

    • @thejuggernaut6928
      @thejuggernaut6928 6 років тому +13

      More relevant than ever. Liberals look to call everyone a racist. they live for it. So why give them the satisfaction?

    • @superstraight8402
      @superstraight8402 6 років тому +2

      Nate G he sold the watch?! Are u fucking for real?! Why did he do that? Did he give a reason? Did he end up not like Patrice after he died???

  • @briangriffin5359
    @briangriffin5359 5 років тому +122

    6 years later. I'm not even gonna try to pretend . I'm still replaying these.
    People like Patrice are needed . I'm pissed at him for dying. .

    • @oppeer
      @oppeer 2 роки тому +9

      We need him more then ever

    • @kevincorso7929
      @kevincorso7929 2 роки тому +6

      Fuck yea man. I come back every couple years. No shame.

    • @brianwilhelm3777
      @brianwilhelm3777 2 роки тому +3

      I wonder what snacks & junk food was too irresistible & took him out😢

    • @xcaluhbration
      @xcaluhbration 2 роки тому +1

      @@brianwilhelm3777 ALLLLLLLLLLLL OF THEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!

    • @rustyshack1707
      @rustyshack1707 Рік тому +1

      I’m here now. Was here a couple years ago, and then a year before that lol. There’s no shame in it, I love these guys.

  • @nonethemiser
    @nonethemiser 2 роки тому +19

    "Hickory dickory dock, they oughta dam up the Colorado."

  • @CeeZee001
    @CeeZee001 3 роки тому +114

    I've listened to this about once every year since 2010. Patrice was a comedy god

    • @CeeZee001
      @CeeZee001 2 роки тому +6

      Still here. RIP patrekee

    • @ereek5
      @ereek5 2 роки тому +3

      Somehow never heard this before"...Why a watermelon?" was one of the funniest lines I've heard in quite some time. The timing, the set up, everything. Perfection.

    • @mattyboyanderson
      @mattyboyanderson 2 роки тому +1

      Patrice pulled "Booger Chops" and "Barnaby Clifton" out of thin air. Amazing.

    • @simeoncampbell7945
      @simeoncampbell7945 2 роки тому +1

      If you’re willing, I’d take a new cut while we listen each year 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @simeoncampbell7945
      @simeoncampbell7945 2 роки тому

      Last like to listen through 🙏🏼 Rip my dude

  • @thesnapper84
    @thesnapper84 11 років тому +192

    The end was classic....When Patrice said "let me know if he washes his hands"...right after he shakes Ghallagher hand.....CUT

  • @keithfissel1884
    @keithfissel1884 3 роки тому +98

    “He took his glasses off. Maybe he puts them on over the hood”.
    I spit out my Gatorade!!

    • @darrinmatthews3778
      @darrinmatthews3778 2 роки тому +5

      I really wanted to hear Ants joke about Gallaghers Twitter but of course baby boy couldn’t handle it so Ant had to censor himself 😡

  • @rossazner5918
    @rossazner5918 2 роки тому +32

    RIP Gallagher. Had to come here the second I heard the news. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @SweatyOracle
    @SweatyOracle 2 роки тому +50

    This is where I came when I heard Leo passed. It still makes me laugh out loud, something that rarely happens anymore

    • @brandonb3174
      @brandonb3174 2 роки тому +3

      He did O&A two days before this if you’ve never heard it : ua-cam.com/video/sCJRpIuBb7w/v-deo.html beginning at 2:21:00

  • @bricecate
    @bricecate 7 років тому +101

    Gallagher saying "you called me a fire hose.....squinting black people against the wall" was the most amazing thing I've ever heard

  • @RickyLeroyBrownMusic
    @RickyLeroyBrownMusic 7 років тому +95

    I listen to this about 4 times a year...
    ...it`s like my all time favourite movie I could watch forever...

    • @RickyLeroyBrownMusic
      @RickyLeroyBrownMusic 5 років тому +1

      @Ajax Aidy he walked away in marc maron's podcast. He was/is not playing dumb/ignorant for the sake of it

    • @mattb8943
      @mattb8943 5 років тому +9

      There are so many great lines.
      "Well he said my mom fucked a Viking."
      "Well imagine what he thinks my mom fucked!"
      "At least it has king in it, Jesus Christ."
      "Yours has king in it too."
      Holy shit, I'm dying laughing and I've listened to this easily 20-30 times over the years.

    • @zuscanga30
      @zuscanga30 4 роки тому

      Matt B I might be stupid, but can someone explain the joke to me

    • @frozenlicks
      @frozenlicks 4 роки тому +2

      @@zuscanga30 Anthony is referring to Kingkong

    • @kweenkareen6317
      @kweenkareen6317 4 роки тому

      Its a *Classic*. ...it lifts me up too

  • @copacetic9018
    @copacetic9018 9 років тому +141

    God bless Patrice. Wish he was still with us.

  • @beardandtasche4072
    @beardandtasche4072 6 місяців тому +15

    I come back here every year for the steady escalation : timestamps for:
    - 50:23 - Beginning of gold
    - 56:05 - Gallagher Bathroom quipp
    - 57:05 - Flatulence
    - 58:20 - Gallagher drops the hat
    - 1:01:20 - Barbers
    - 1:01:50 - 1930’s
    - 1:04:42 - Africa Nigeria
    - 1:05:23 - Gallagher gets called out by Patrice
    - 1:05:41 - Burning Sledgehammer
    - 1:06:40 - Op calls it
    - 1:07:00 - Fountains
    - 1:08:25 - Hoods
    - 1:09:00 - Million dollar question
    - 1:10:50 - One thing Patrice can’t apologise

  • @BunniMonster
    @BunniMonster 7 років тому +82

    58:47 and on..
    "Yours has "King" in it too.."
    Beautiful work.

  • @zufgh
    @zufgh 4 роки тому +42

    27:24 I love how all three of them ask 'SCOTT THOMPSON?!' in utter bewilderment. The reveal of Carrot Top's real name just cuts right through Gallagher's rant.

    • @witwix
      @witwix Рік тому +3

      it reminded me of a scooby doo episode when they take off the bad guys mask

    • @haileyshannon7548
      @haileyshannon7548 Рік тому +2

      The Kid In The Hall?

  • @cooliovasquez
    @cooliovasquez 10 років тому +116

    Oh my fucking god, Anthony and Patrice were hilarious in this.

    • @mikeo5003
      @mikeo5003 5 років тому

      what about opie?

    • @jody90210
      @jody90210 3 роки тому +14

      @@mikeo5003 he was definitely there

    • @BeeHatGuy
      @BeeHatGuy 3 роки тому +1

      @@jody90210 lmao

    • @thegodinhere
      @thegodinhere 3 роки тому

      @@jody90210 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dsmurf2201
    @Dsmurf2201 3 роки тому +46

    "OOOOOH SHIT! OHTALMBOUTHIMOMMA!!!" Patrice silent then laughs. I lost it

    • @samuelo833
      @samuelo833 3 роки тому +3

      Laughed so hard on that one :D

  • @topsuperseven7910
    @topsuperseven7910 2 роки тому +28

    I dont know that anything in life has brought me more joy than Patrice vs Gallagher. It's 2 hours of non-stop greatness lol

  • @paydn202
    @paydn202 2 роки тому +23

    REST IN PIECE TWO LEGENDS haha i grew up on gallaghers first special i found patrice when i was like 13 im 32 now and still listen to patrice literally every day.

  • @athenique
    @athenique 2 роки тому +14

    RIP Sir Ron Gallagher, may you and Patrice each enjoy your own water fountains in heaven.

  • @junebethune9316
    @junebethune9316 4 роки тому +63

    58:19 when Patrice says "told you" - he won

  • @GREGXCELENTEFILM
    @GREGXCELENTEFILM 7 років тому +54

    holy shit everything was good and then after the Gallagher are you racist question it all turned into GOLD

  • @TylerNorCal
    @TylerNorCal 9 років тому +86

    Anthony's scary quickness and brilliance at 34:00

    • @DavidHayesbigtoe
      @DavidHayesbigtoe 3 роки тому +9

      His King Kong line as well is lightning

    • @snicker576
      @snicker576 3 роки тому

      @@DavidHayesbigtoe Man I didnt get the milkman one, I wishI did! What did Ant say? I cant really hear it

    • @theoriginaltommysteward
      @theoriginaltommysteward 3 роки тому

      @@snicker576 Just reverse what Patrice says right before...

    • @snicker576
      @snicker576 3 роки тому

      @@theoriginaltommysteward I tried man, the only thing I could come up with was "man milk", was that the joke?

    • @theoriginaltommysteward
      @theoriginaltommysteward 3 роки тому +3

      @@snicker576 Haha that's not all he says...there's one more word after milkman.

  • @parkshiledriver9960
    @parkshiledriver9960 2 роки тому +21

    One of the best O&A episodes ever. I've listened to this whole thing more times than I can count.

    • @SFpurphaze
      @SFpurphaze 2 роки тому +3

      Glad im not the only one. Over the years ive heard this 30x minimum, sad but this shit is a classic

    • @MentLeee
      @MentLeee 2 роки тому

      Same. About once or twice a year

  • @MisterMinotaur
    @MisterMinotaur 10 років тому +143

    38:09 LMFAO "It's Andrew Dice Gallagher ghghghg"

  • @JustSwivel2
    @JustSwivel2 7 місяців тому +6

    "He's a Wolfman and you brought a full moon in."

  • @jtapia1123
    @jtapia1123 9 місяців тому +2

    59:02 this has to be one of the great all time Anthony lines, he’s gotta be one of the funniest non-comedians ever

  • @Randomhero651
    @Randomhero651 9 років тому +128

    Super smart guy Gallagher confused a photon with a proton.

    • @user-og6hl6lv7p
      @user-og6hl6lv7p 4 роки тому +13

      @Trantor The Troll boooooo

    • @defaultusername123
      @defaultusername123 4 роки тому +9

      Randomhero651 Gallagher likes to sound smart when in reality he’s a fuckin coo coo bird

    • @dannysigurdson6533
      @dannysigurdson6533 4 роки тому +6

      I mean, it's a weird question but not really a nonsense question to ask what the difference is between a photon and an electron. But it would be so esoteric and so far removed from common knowledge that it would make the guy come across as even more of an insufferable douchebag. I don't know what's a worse look actually. Which way do I give him the benefit of the doubt?

    • @yofromda410j-man5
      @yofromda410j-man5 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao i swear i was really pissed at that. He was so broken that he lost his composure and still tried and i could even see him uncrossing his arms to try and hurt feelings like a kid. But its defense i guess

    • @albertonavarrox86
      @albertonavarrox86 4 роки тому +4

      nope he said photon on purpose he was ready for the response to correct them.

  • @itsMattydud3
    @itsMattydud3 9 років тому +63

    At 1:07:37 when ant goes "... Look..." I like he's about to explain himself after that civil rights joke lmao I lost it I couldn't stop laughing

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 6 років тому +1

      Social Anxiety Gaming I wasn’t ready!!
      Ant is a Savage

  • @defaultusername123
    @defaultusername123 5 років тому +46

    If this ever gets taken down, I’m going ape shit. This is hands down my favorite Patrice episode on O&A. If Patrice was around today I would have loved to have seen a Gallagher and Patrice podcast so god damn much. Opposites work in their case

  • @scorcoz
    @scorcoz 5 років тому +57

    "The blue man group doesn't talk about the first amendment and then become blue"
    Patrice O'Neal the GOAT everyone

    • @contactkeithstack
      @contactkeithstack 5 років тому +16

      Haha it's like his lady gaga joke - this song goes out to all the disenfranchised, all the immigrants, yearning to be free - BRRR YAA BA BA BA

  • @AgentXXSmith
    @AgentXXSmith 9 років тому +34

    Patrice making Ant lose his shit(laughter, that is) is just the sweetest sound in the shitty fucking world.

  • @noahcorpus6609
    @noahcorpus6609 10 років тому +59

    Loved as a kid, completely bored as an adult, and after hearing him piss and moan about how great he is makes me never want to see or hear anything more about him.

    • @Mandy7D7
      @Mandy7D7 10 років тому +14

      If you want to top it off, listen to him walk out on a pod cast with Marc Maron, it's on UA-cam. Never heard anyone so egotistical and angry.

    • @MJAce85
      @MJAce85 5 років тому +8

      Mandy Marc Maron was waaaay more egotistical than he was. He completely railroaded him the entire time.

  • @daveme3582
    @daveme3582 7 місяців тому +5

    In a perfect world Patrice and Gallagher are kicking it now cracking each other up in the beyond. This was so epic

  • @jeremylawson6648
    @jeremylawson6648 Рік тому +9

    you have “I gave up mustache, I gave up hair do”😂 fuckin hilarious

  • @MegamaXX500
    @MegamaXX500 8 років тому +236

    I DON'T HAVE JOKES LEO, I HAVE SOLILOQUYS

  • @thejerseycomic4723
    @thejerseycomic4723 5 років тому +30

    50:41 Funniest response to that question😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aarone6483
    @aarone6483 3 роки тому +27

    57:05 Patrice going in with the hard-hitting questions.

  • @cthulufunk
    @cthulufunk 7 років тому +86

    Hilarious. Gallagher takes himself way too seriously and Patrice saw that.

    • @kweenkareen6317
      @kweenkareen6317 4 роки тому +13

      Yep, played like a fiddle. I had no empathy. lol

    • @trple2
      @trple2 3 роки тому +1

      Think of how annoying it would be to get career advice from Patrice when your career is 1000 times better. Leo was nice.

    • @skylardesmire9585
      @skylardesmire9585 3 роки тому +17

      @@trple2 You're never too big to take advice, that's how you stop growing

    • @trple2
      @trple2 2 роки тому

      @@skylardesmire9585 that's true. but it does help if the person is knowledgeable. there's a limit to the ratio of bullshit information vs valuable stuff anyone can take in. Just saying it would have been more compelling and a better use of everyone's time for Leo to be advising Patrice than vice versa.

    • @trple2
      @trple2 2 роки тому

      @@zalenahquaddy4354 I mean, he made giant amount of money and was huge. That's not a very easy point to hit. Not saying he or anyone sustains that easily their whole career or into their 70s.

  • @Punditube
    @Punditube 10 років тому +51

    1:07:22
    You know somethin' Gallagher? You know who the first person was to do your act?! The white guys with the firehoses during the civil rights movement. They just knocked ...-(people out)-!!
    ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhhahahahaa
    L M F A O!!!

  • @JohnnSmithh
    @JohnnSmithh 8 років тому +33

    "i'm a friend of your life"
    lol he kills me

  • @MarleyBM199
    @MarleyBM199 10 років тому +386

    listening to this without knowing who gallagher is, you wouldn't think he was a comedian

    • @glenhanley6414
      @glenhanley6414 9 років тому +79

      How couldn't you? He doesn't shut the fuck up saying it.

    • @BrokenDollyTV
      @BrokenDollyTV 7 років тому +5

      I agree.

    • @Flying_Snakes
      @Flying_Snakes 6 років тому +51

      because he wasn't...smashing watermelons and shit, fuckin' hack. That shit was almost funny one time if you are high.

    • @thejuggernaut6928
      @thejuggernaut6928 6 років тому +8

      Just like all things. People talk shit about stuff they dont know.

    • @chazzmccconnell2191
      @chazzmccconnell2191 5 років тому +15

      Who doesnt know who Gallagher is?

  • @stickhurler11
    @stickhurler11 5 років тому +8

    CLASSIC Patrice!!! He was untouchable. Thank you so much for uploading.

  • @harkonxbleach777
    @harkonxbleach777 8 років тому +60

    "We make fun of everything and everyone." Except for you Opie, except for you.

    • @ThatCrazyPickles
      @ThatCrazyPickles 5 років тому +13

      Howie W yeah true I started watching these like 3-4 years ago and I seen the comments and came with a open mind but it’s true everyone rips on each other except for opie cuz he gets a lil salty

  • @LiquidCruelty
    @LiquidCruelty 2 роки тому +40

    it is still baffling to me how anyone can listen to this and not understand that Patrice loved and respected Gallagher

    • @jungshin87
      @jungshin87 2 роки тому +10

      indeed, in a strange way gallagher is a lot like patrice, and even more ironically, in this episode patrice was the one coaching gallgher to be LESS like himself, which is the very thing that patrice himself never properly compromised in.

    • @defaultusername123
      @defaultusername123 2 роки тому +7

      Exactly. He called him “Carlinesque”, which is very true of Gallagher in his prime. Always appreciated the way Patrice tried to approach everyone as a person and not as “Gallagher” or whomever

    • @BusterCherry1
      @BusterCherry1 Рік тому

      Yeah, they were fucking with him pretty good but it wasn't malicious.

    • @jeremylawson6648
      @jeremylawson6648 Рік тому

      Gallagher wasn’t listening to Patrice at all.

  • @ClintEatswood
    @ClintEatswood 5 років тому +20

    This might be the best O&A segment ever.

  • @chazg8489
    @chazg8489 10 років тому +118

    "he's going to put the glasses on over the hood" LMFAO

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 6 років тому +3

      Chaz G that made me holler

    • @k27sweat
      @k27sweat 5 років тому +2

      That was HILARIOUS!!

  • @aBT31
    @aBT31 2 роки тому +11

    This is the first thing I thought of when I saw he died.

  • @msthang5366
    @msthang5366 6 років тому +67

    Here’s the question
    “Why a watermelon”?

  • @MrGarage
    @MrGarage 3 роки тому +9

    This is the best piece of radio that there ever will be.

  • @shmok
    @shmok 10 років тому +168

    One of the greatest segments ever. Patrice and Ant were in rare form here and Gallagher unwittingly played the patsy to perfection.
    Even Opie came through with a few great lines. His Dean Wormer "no way to go through life" hit me hard

    • @antichavista82
      @antichavista82 3 роки тому +10

      Gotta give it to the Opester, he was really good on this one playing the good cop.

    • @PrinceAppalling
      @PrinceAppalling 2 роки тому +11

      "He really wants to smash an eggplant right now" was a pretty underrated line too imo

  • @MikeLoveThyself
    @MikeLoveThyself 4 роки тому +38

    I always die laughing when Patrice tells him what to do with his hair and mustache 😂

  • @taLLdavid33
    @taLLdavid33 4 роки тому +19

    "Mr.shitty wheelchair tiger woods joke" LMFAO!!

  • @DJugg99
    @DJugg99 8 років тому +7

    Radio gold. The parts that Opie, Anthony and Patrice played were done to perfection. Brilliant.

  • @nasstak3440
    @nasstak3440 3 роки тому +12

    The fire hose line may be the single greatest line ever uttered in radio, tv or the internet.

  • @LoboLocoX
    @LoboLocoX 10 років тому +27

    Gallagher sounds like Fez Whatley and his attitude during this matches him as well

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 6 років тому +2

      You nailed it.

    • @notsusan
      @notsusan 4 роки тому +1

      i was looking through the comments to see if anyone else noticed this. he sounds so much like late-career Fez, but with more delusions of his own talent.

  • @JohnDoe-cu2hl
    @JohnDoe-cu2hl 2 роки тому +9

    Best segment ever RIP to everyone involved

  • @NeedITDeathHeated
    @NeedITDeathHeated 10 років тому +32

    Gallagher didn't know the whole story with windows and the DOS underlay

    • @user-og6hl6lv7p
      @user-og6hl6lv7p 4 роки тому +6

      DOS hasn't been used for operating systems since '95 lol

  • @BigStevie
    @BigStevie 2 роки тому +9

    Rest In Peace Patrice & Gallagher💜

  • @stoybenxi7395
    @stoybenxi7395 2 роки тому +14

    Patrice is grilling him again up there.

  • @noireverite9362
    @noireverite9362 7 років тому +23

    I spat out my Coffee when Patrice O'Neal called Gallagher the N Word....he kept it Too Real!!! 💯👊😎

  • @mrslippyfistable
    @mrslippyfistable 9 років тому +26

    im surprised fez managed to keep it together here and not cry

  • @chazzmccconnell2191
    @chazzmccconnell2191 5 років тому +2

    This is one of the first o&a uploads that sold me

  • @JustSwivel2
    @JustSwivel2 7 місяців тому +3

    "They're interested in what I'm thinking about, not my career." Gallagher absolutely undeniably missed the mark on where the general audience was heading for the following fifteen years.

  • @Enuelle
    @Enuelle 6 років тому +27

    Patrice's laugh through the whole thing.. This was epic god bless Patrice

  • @mrjaimisra
    @mrjaimisra 3 роки тому +12

    When Gallagher asked Patrice if he knew how hard it was to be google-able, to have his name come up first when you google 'Gallagher', and Patrice responded, "No, I don't know that", the first thing I did was google "Patrice" and his Wikipedia page comes up first. It's sad he didn't get to see that.

    • @unknownkingdom
      @unknownkingdom 3 роки тому +2

      I feel like his fame has grown in the years since he died. I honestly never heard of him until a couple years ago

  • @asynchronicity
    @asynchronicity Рік тому +4

    “I’m trying to teach him how to buy seeds and grow his own fruit!”
    😅😂😅😂😅

  • @californiacavemandastardly6538
    @californiacavemandastardly6538 3 роки тому +8

    1:07:00, Ant "Im a two water fountain man"...then follow ups with "the first guys to do Gallaghers act was the white guy with the firehoses durning the civil rights movement."....Patrice laughed his ass off so hard.

  • @anneominous7172
    @anneominous7172 11 місяців тому +4

    Man, Gallagher telling Ant he doesn't know funny at the end was fucking wild.

  • @knicksfule
    @knicksfule 2 роки тому +8

    29:05 Gallagher tells a tiger woods joke and Patrice reacts

  • @nothingtoseehear5012
    @nothingtoseehear5012 2 роки тому +3

    Had to come back to this classic.

  • @-KillaWatt-
    @-KillaWatt- 8 місяців тому +2

    TIMESTAMPS
    00:36 Gallagher meets Patrice
    00:56 discussion about the David Mamet play (Race)
    04:16 Could Patrice write a better play
    04:58 Why Patrice and Gallagher are not in David Mamet plays
    05:27 Patrice is a big fan of Gallagher
    07:07 Why isn't there a Gallagher special/Nobody today knows Gallagher
    10:19 Patrice gives Gallagher constructive feedback and advice
    15:03 Sir Gallagher can solve the Drug, immigration, food and environmental problems
    16:50 why Sir Gallagher doesn't want to change
    19:04 Patrice tries again to explain why Sir Gallagher needs to change
    19:36 Metallagher
    20:17 why Showtime dropped Sir Gallagher
    22:30 Patrice googles Sir Gallagher's and Carrot Top's real names
    23:20 first caller (Dan)
    25:04 Patrice figures out Sir Gallagher's real name (Leo)
    27:18 Patrice figures out Carrot Top's name (Scott Thompson)
    27:46 Second caller (Cody)
    29:06 Sir Gallagher tells Patrice his Tiger Joke
    30:34 Talking about Sam Roberts hair
    32:46 Sir Gallagher is asked if he thinks Sam has black blood
    34:29 Sir Gallagher roasts Patrice for Milkman joke
    36:57 Sam's hair won't get wet
    38:08 Andrew Dice Gallagher
    38:42 Sir Gallagher thinks Microsoft Windows will lose to Apple's OS
    39:56 Your momma didn't have a milkman
    40:31 Ant asks Sir Gallagher if Patrice has a point about his lack of modern popularity
    42:25 "Gallagher, you're no Jesus"
    43:36 Third caller (Mike)
    45:11 Sir Gallagher tells Patrice he's not his friend
    46:44 Race in comedy
    48:09 update on Sam's hair
    50:41 "Gallagher, are you racist?"
    51:46 "I don't do any jokes about black people" - Sir Gallagher
    54:26 update on Sam's hair
    56:01 Sir Gallagher tells black jokes
    57:30 Sir Gallagher tells a fart joke
    58:06 Patrice tells a girlfriend joke
    58:47 "Yours has king in it too"
    1:00:54 another update on Sam's hair
    1:03:15 what Sir Gallagher thinks of the Chinese and the French
    1:05:20 "if Gallagher could just stop his racism"
    1:07:25 the first person to do Gallagher's act
    1:09:32 Ant says he won't make anymore racist Gallagher jokes
    1:10:35 Patrice and Ant apologizes to Gallagher for something
    1:11:26 Sir Gallagher is upset Patrice outed his name
    1:14:03 Sir Gallagher talks about song writing
    1:17:11 who Sir Gallagher blames from most to least for upsetting him
    1:19:10 Opie is salty about his position in the blame game
    1:19:35 how many gay friends does Opie have
    1:24:29 Ant lists off everything people make fun of him for
    1:25:27 fourth caller (Richard)
    1:25:57 fifth caller (Jojo)
    1:28:34 sixth caller (Fred)
    1:32:45 seventh caller (Joe)
    1:33:26 eight caller (John)
    1:34:15 ninth caller (Russ)
    1:35:00 tenth caller (Mark)
    1:35:57 How much O&A love sir Gallagher
    1:37:13 Sir Gallagher has some advice for Patrice
    1:38:22 eleventh caller (Mason)
    1:39:29 Ant and Sir Gallagher go at each other
    1:41:48 Patrice and Sir Gallagher hug to end the show.

    • @Lhatesramen
      @Lhatesramen 8 місяців тому

      Your doing God's work

  • @dankestranch8738
    @dankestranch8738 5 років тому +20

    This is one of the rare moments where opie was bearable

  • @TehLivingDeath
    @TehLivingDeath 11 років тому +26

    From about 1:30:00 on, you can physical feel Gallagher's blood-pressure reaching critical mass. Awesome upload, thanks!

  • @PureDisorder
    @PureDisorder 7 років тому +70

    LOL Gallagher's ego was bruised so hard he couldn't stop engaging Patrice

  • @tuffcrowd6765
    @tuffcrowd6765 8 років тому +47

    I'm a two fountain guy myself!

  • @harunal-muhajir5555
    @harunal-muhajir5555 7 років тому +77

    He sort of sounds like a bitter Richard Simmons.

    • @ymd2516
      @ymd2516 4 роки тому +5

      If I sounded like Richard Simmons, I’d be bitter too

  • @RevenRadic
    @RevenRadic 2 роки тому +12

    I thought I would be the only one to come here when I learned Gallagher died. Im glad we are all sick people

  • @JimmyORizzle
    @JimmyORizzle 4 роки тому +44

    I’ve listened to this and loved it for several years now and am up to about my 20th listen. Still somehow the part that always gets me laughing the most is at 11:49 and Patrice’s random ‘I’m tryna help you man!’

    • @christiansky942
      @christiansky942 2 роки тому

      It's amazing the replay value of these. I listen to the episode "Stupid sexy Bobby" quite a bit hahaha

  • @WaldoBagelTopper
    @WaldoBagelTopper 4 роки тому +10

    “At least yours has ‘king’ in it!”
    “Yours has ‘king’ too!”
    Man, these guys were snipers when they fed off each other.

  • @cointelpromusic6375
    @cointelpromusic6375 2 роки тому +12

    45:00 ... "you're not my friend" hilarious every time

    • @jeremylawson6648
      @jeremylawson6648 Рік тому

      so childish lol he had no reason to not like Patrice.

  • @keiserblade
    @keiserblade Рік тому +1

    I’ve been trying to figure out what ant is referencing in his joke for years now. Anyone know what it is? 42:40

  • @vincentvega6630
    @vincentvega6630 9 років тому +14

    33:23 Patrice calls it....and 58:14 Damn