Patrice O'Neal takes on the
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- Happy Harassment Day!
4:10 Having women and men work together is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon dipped in honey.
11:17 I think that this is a way of kinda making it fair - that false accusations can be put on men.
22:43 I'm not gonna just say every woman is not being harassed, but there's, like, a thing where you go, "Look, man, stop touching me," and you just go to work.
Co-hosts Anthony Cumia & Gregg Hughes
Oct 9, 2007
"Cleavage (in the workplace) is a sexual signal, not a fashion statement." Truer words have never been spoken!
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For a matter of fact Jordan Peterson totally agrees with this statement and he is a professor of clinical psychology
It's even more ridiculous than the comparison to "should a man walk around with one of his balls hanging out?", because if a man wore something even as mild as a low cut v-neck at the office, it would be considered inappropriate and he'd get a talking to. Yet cleavage is way more distracting and walking around with that out at work is accepted.
Every woman showing her cleavage knows exactly what she is doing. The fact they pretend they don't know means they think men are that stupid.
@@mattjohnston5807 they do think men are stupid because they manipulate many of us very easily.
it all started after patrice died, think about it. he was our protector
As the days go by, his words shine brighter than ever. Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Patrice O'Neal - Good when they were alive, better as the days go by. Sad.
💯💯💯
Dude s crazy as your comment sounds ..... there is some truth to that... this guy was brutally honest about women and Their entitlement
Actually times are better for comedy right now then they've ever been. I'm not afraid of the crazies out there. I actually hope they get crazier. It's giving comics great material and making us laugh harder at them
@@chazzmccconnell2191 you're either out of your mind or have been living under a rock.
We need Patrice more than ever
That's why they had to keep him supressed
The NotMangaMan If Bill Burr can wake up, maybe Patrice would too.
Ever heard of Andrew Schultz?
He left us Black Phillip as the Bible and Bill Burr as his Jesus-figure for us to protect ourselves with. What more do you want?
This was the perfect age for him so much I would love to hear him talk about
Women. “The only thing protecting you is my restraint”. I feel like this all the time.
I feel like that with a lot of men too, to be honest.
@rima If they spit on you, its considered as assault because their spit could make you sick or kill someone who has a weak immune system. I'd let that bitch spit on me and I call the cops and charge her ass lol
@@sparda9060 We live in a world were women are giving 100% credibility. I doubt it'll work.
@@sparda9060 They gonna arrive and will laugh at you.
Rod M bitch if i wasnt restraining myself id slap the fuck out you
"Men and women working together is like a grizzly bear working with salmon dipped in honey". Patrice was so great.
What's up fish rrrrrooooooaaaaaarrrrrr
@@bolo2393 Hiiii beeeaaaarrrrs.
I wish Patrice was still alive. He is spitting some simple wisdom about this issue that has been lost in the debate. Men are so afraid to say what they really think now
I'd love to see Jordan Peterson's reaction to this video. Also, unfortunately, Patrice would be misconstrued in today's society and get the LBGQT mob to throw him under the leftist freedom of speech bus.
Every one with an opinion that ain't of the norm gets thrown under a bus. But people like JBP and Patrice are difficult to run over. Why? I'm sure yous have watched enough videos of both JBP and Patrice to understand these are not men easily run over.
This is it: ua-cam.com/video/FOfCaXRzQYE/v-deo.html , any critic is valued, love.
60 subscribers and verified. That's impressive
Because your job will fire you, it's about protecting your family. You see protests, when it's students, ignore them. When it's family men, best you pay attention
"Make women come to work dressed up as a teletubbie."
The red one please hawt
@@kyleprice9830 the good times theme had me crying
Tinky Winky LOL
Thats hot hahahah
@Prince of Prussia do u hear any fake HR complaints coming from there?
1:23 exactly... men's toxic traits have been criminalized by the judicial system and social system... but women's toxicity runs free and wild unchecked
I blame the parents
Social engineering
Hell yea ..fact !!
"Men's Toxicity" is anything that not to the female's advantage. "Men Toxicity" is bullshtt
It's celebrated. But that trans toxicity is something else!
This guy was a real ass dude. Elephant in the room is one of the best stand up sets ever recorded.
for a second i thought you were saying "This guy was a real ass, dude"
Anton Sinistaj facts
Agreed
Are you saying that he’s ass?
I had to watch Elephant In The Room
5 times to get in-depth understanding .. Patrice was and is light years ahead !!
"She should be happy she's harrassable."
Go Reds Why?
LMAO so true!
@@AddBowIfGirl cause the woman they're talking about, looks like she *was* a man
Hahaha
One lady's trash is another lady's sperm donor.
Patrice was so dead on I'm starting to think THEY killed him
They did
I’ve always thought that. Like diabetes is really common and it does not kill people. It’s almost as if I cannot imagine him being around now....and I think that’s the point. Same with Steve Irwin
Who is they, Baskin & Robbins?
@@beetlebonnet6152 He died from complications of a stroke. Heart attack and stroke guns/poisons have been around for 60+ years
@@2masterofpuppets2 hahaha
9:05 Hit the nail on the head. There were articles going around recently how women aren't getting mentored in corporations for fear of the men being Me Too-ed, the "Mike Pence Effect".
Patrice was goddam Nostradamus
"Does your husband harass you at home?"
"What?"
"Exactly."
How does Patrice so quickly know the perfect questions to show how phoney these women are? There will truly never be another Patrice O'neal.
Explain
@@JustSayingJS Patrice stumped her. He repeatedly asked a question and she was acting like she was failing to understand.
"Women are what white people are when they get asked anything racial. 'Huh I don't even know what the N word is' " he could easily see past anyone's BS you could tell she secretly enjoys all the male attention.
Patrice is always funnier and more honest than everyone in the room. He says what people are thinking deep down but don't have the balls to say. RIP Patrice. One of the last real comics on the planet
Unfunny Stuff EXACTLY. Stand up is such horseshit nowadays. It’s all phoney snarky garbage. Patrice left a vacuum.
Amen!!!
Patrice is a fu*king legend.
@@pistolpete5620 dam right he is sir G.O.A.T
@The F*ck Boi Helpline That's a lot of how I feel about Trump as well. He just says what he means, is honest and expresses what everybody thinks deep inside. All the feminists and media come down on him every day and he keeps firing back without a care. I'll gladly be voting for him again this year.
Patrice was a million miles ahead of everyone with social intellect, such a great man.
"What self respecting woman would admit that no man had ever made an unwanted sexual advance toward her? She’d be admitting either that no man’s ever made her a sexual advance or that she’s never met a sexual advance she didn’t like." - Steve Sailer, 1992
*swish*
“The only thing protecting you is my restraint!”
Not gonna lie, this man has done more for me as a human being than most people I associate with on a regular basis do.
I don’t actively go out and search for Patrices material, I simply don’t want to. Understanding there’s essentially a finite amount of his material on UA-cam, I just let it randomly pop into my feed and the randomness makes it even more appreciated.
I miss him so much, I truly wish he was with us during these times that seems so eerily similar to what he’s explaining from 15 years ago. Crazy when you think of it, the man told it like it is and that’s why I appreciate him so much. Dude is a prophet.
We beed him now more than ever
No. Go out and take in his wisdom. Masticate and digest. When it pops up in your Recommendeds, it’s a reminder of where you need to be in your own mind. Listen to it as many times as it happens. You are willfully missing out.
Don't flirt with em unless they flirt first. Have a conversation with em and find out what they want if they do flirt. Best thing is to ignore em at work, don't trust em, and don't shit where you eat. Great commentary.
Correct. Never shit where you eat.
Sounds like a real knife fight out there..
@@davidlund5213 Sadly, looks like it.
I prefer to make fun of their goofy fake eyelashes and lack of intelligence
Don't even do it if they initiate. Work Bae's never end well for the man.
I first heard Patrice O’ Neal in 2014 just after I went MGTOW. I remember listening to his “Black Phillip” show obsessively on UA-cam. He guided me through a very dark period in my life. A few months later I discovered he’d already passed away. I remember stopping and starting to cry. Because then I knew what we’d lost. But we are lucky his energy and voice remains amongst us.
He must live on within all of us who see his light. He must. We must make him be as alive now as he was then. Through us, he shall live forever. I know I'll do my part in this.
Rob K He was dumb and racist. Chill.
@@AddBowIfGirl ru sayin Patrice was dumb & racist? I get that u might not be into what he's sayin, but racist? How so?
@@saucecastillo460 Cause Patrice said so himself. Watch tough crowd.
@@onpsxmember I'm guessing that's some kinda joke. I didn't watch Tough Crowd a lot, but, even if he did actually say "I'm racist & dumb", if you've listened to a small portion of his appearances on O&A (which outnumbered Tough Crowd by a lot), u'd know that simply ain't true
The silence when Patrice asked a simple question to that female "see-ment" worker was DEAFENING! 😄
Yeah! I thought she hung up,in silent fury
"Fly my 2 747's, and my hairy Cessna" 😂😂😂😂
😂That Florida Evans imitation voice though is on point she did sound like that on the show.. but his point about men restraining their anger against the arrogance of women at times is true..LOL
That Florida Evans impression 🙌🙌🙌🙌
Patrice is the patron saint of men.
"The only thing that protects you is my restraint."
Hahahaha
Why do comics like Patrice have to die, meanwhile Amy Schumer is alive and well...
Because there is no God....
I saw Patrice live at Caroline's like 20 years ago. I had seen his TV appearances prior to that and he was already at the top of my list of funniest people ever before any of the O&A appearances and Elephant in the Room, which was a masterpiece. Dave Chappelle showed up and went on before him and he killed. Patrice said "fuck it" since Chappelle went on for more than an hour "I ain't got shit to say" and proceeded to fucking destroy everyone he wanted to in the audience. I spoke to him and Rich Voz after the show and you felt like you knew him your whole life, he was that real.
A comedian can hit you at the obvious physical traits and the audience would laugh which is easy, we all do that. When Patrice did it he completely destroyed you and helped you at the same time. When you realize what he said to anyone could apply to you, you saved a trip to a psychiatrist. Because of him I can say to myself "You stink" "Im a piece of garbage" and "I ain't shit" and just laugh at myself.
I learned more from him than my own dad or older brother about women, philosophy, life in general. His legend will never die because I will never get tired of replaying his videos and audio.
😂😂😂Diet. I love Patrice. A testament to losing weight and getting in shape.
Super facts
Well? If they don’t push her back into the ocean soon she’s doomed.
HILARIOUS!!! “I was walking around the office and someone said Hi”!!
Gone too soon....we need him more than ever
and btw.....Harassment day is the Tuesday before Thanksgiving. Not Valentines Day :)
facts
It was funny but he covered a serious topic and the dumb callers are probably good example of people who have claimed harassment
@Rue U yep, what they were saying actually sucked and was not okay at all.
Patrice just got banned posthumously from #twitter. Respect!!! Lulz
Wow, new low for twitter. Scared of a dead man's reach.
Twitter is filled with terrible individuals who feel like they have power on the interwebz
What happened, can someone elaborate more on that?
I couldn't find anything about what you're saying.
Still never bothered getting a twitter account #deathToTwitter
@@systoyanoff it's a joke
Everyday I wake up and pray for the second coming of Patrice
I know I'll start asking my deity for this each morning. Whether through me or in someone else for me to witness, this must happen. Patrice's spirit must not be lost to this world.
Look for AMS
There will never be a second Patrice...He would want us all to be the second coming.
His name is Andrew shulz. You’re welcome
@@Bmrk349 he's fine enough but doesn't touch Patrice
The only thing protecting you is MY restraint!!! Lol😄😄😄
Theyre all laughing and confused because patrice was right. We arent given a chance. We arent given a chance to say "You know what, im sorry, i didnt mean to make you uncomfortable. I know where our boundaries lie." THERES NONE OF THAT
I want a woman to grope me but I'll feel offended if she was ugly
That’s basically the whole metoo movement summed up.
The women who grope you, are never the ones you want to grope you...
@@ravenousfire7798 it's always fat chicks with me just once I'd like a normal size chick to sexually assault me
patrice is always great
And if men ignore them they still complain...
"But if I tell my boss not to rub my shoulders, he wouldn't treat me as good." - so she's exchanging her body for what she wants. She doesn't want him to treat her equally like he treats men, she wants the special treatment to continue.
I what to be equal and special.
Somehow ?
The good ones always die too soon
I feel like Patrice got opie. It always seems like he sees opie isn't the funny person, but it's his show. I feel like Patrice respected ope.
Toe Knee - As polarizing as Opie is even Patrice acknowledged how he went to bat for him with Sirius management to get him his own show. Patrice initially didn't accept cause they were offering a sorry amount of money. O&A really gave Patrice and so many of those old school comics a platform before podcasts.
I love how utterly dismissive he is seconds into the clip as he says: "...based on what?"
they started playing that Good Times music and I was dying laughing!!!
Anthony's distressed black woman voice has got me dying of laughter 😂
As mentioned in this clip, this is all because men let it happen. Men no longer put a stop to nonsense like they used to.
Generally speaking, We don’t deserve Patrice. We also need Patrice right now more than ever. That type of of being is healthier for mankind as a whole than he ever was as an individual.
“You’re just putting up with it” lmaoo
“Hi, I’m Ethel. WE MIGHT BE LATE!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
16:43 that sound you make when she drops her pants and the room smells like a warm turtle tank lol
Bol!!
I'm 24 and just discovered Patrice yesterday. He is the man
Well be warned, no-one else is gonna be as funny!
Go watch The Black Phillip show, you won't regret it
I worked a contract in this one office 10+ years ago. I was walking down an aisle and a woman was walking the other way. I looked at her, we made eye contact and she held it. She was moderately attractive. I broke eye contact, continued walking and a few seconds later turned around to see if she was looking at me. She was. I repeated this one more time. Seriously, the only reason I was looking at her is because she was looking at me. Anyway she complained to my supervisor. He gave me a warning and told me that this woman had done this same thing to several other men in the office.
Sad bro.. that 304 needs to be fired
And he still gave YOU a warning despite the continued documented harassment by HER against male coworkers.
Dammit I miss Patrice!
“Fly my hairy Cessna” 😆😆😆
Love you Patrice....RIP !
16:24 the airline spiel was absolutely *LEGENDARY* 😂
"Based on what😏" Patrice was pissed from the jump
"You're pretty, but you look like your breath stinks"
@3:02... "JJ!!! I was sexually harassed!!! What happened Mama? Well I was just walking around the office and somebody said hi..." LMGDFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best comedian everin my opinion, R.I.P Patrice (we need you back.)
Sadly if he was still with us today, the left would have destroyed him already.
They wouldn't have done it by talking with him... cause Patrice is crazy good at arguing a point, even a bad point.
They would've tried there best to deplatform him and set him up for Jussie Smollet type scenarios.
Sadly mistaken
God damn.. I miss Patrice!! Absolute legend
Prophet o'neal
of all the clips i've listened to, and i've heard this one before, how did I miss the "i've been touched funny before" part from Patrice. between this and his prison stint his rage is clear to me now. he turned some of that pain into power. and he left a great gift.
Like a salmon dipped in honey... my mouth is watering
@17:28 "Hi I'm Ethel, and we might be late." 🤣 Oh my gosh my sides hurt! I love finding new Patrice jokes!
Patrice was on arrested development!? That’s made my day
"you can't make someone hire you"
uh oh
Feminism screwed up a lot of women thinking they had to work a 9-5 instead of raising children. This is why I feel a lot of kids got cheated out of a good childhood bc the mom is always working and then when she gets home, she's too tired to care about what her kids are doing. Men have a certain role in the family dynamic as well but men have always been the workforce throughout history. Switching that all up makes for a really messed up society where people grow up in this country without the right guidance as a child. Which I think has been the plan all along....to break up the family dynamic. For example, there were a few years growing up where Id barely see either of my parents bc of their work schedules and Id come home to a babysitter. It felt really weird especially since we had just moved to a new area. Made me feel unwanted.
Must be culturally because in Latino households in the US the typical family dynamics occur with some exceptions
"So what does ur husband say go get em tiger?" 😅😅😅 facts
R.i.p the goat 😇😇😇
You know referring to every pone as the “goat” is satanic right? I know it’s an “acronym “...but if you don’t know anything about what’s going on in this world I can’t blame you...ignorance is bliss huh...
28:55 “Oh no, this guy gonna go kill himself” had me dead 😂
The way they roasted that last caller was killing me 😂😂😂!!!
The funniest thing is that Jordan Peterson later on said the same thing Patrice O’Neal said about making women come to work dressed with no sexuality. Patrice was a prophet
14:30 - She doesn't even know the difference between sexual harassment & discrimination so imagine how many more females there are out there claiming to be sexually harassed under false pretenses & impressions.
That's a great impression of Florida from good times. Patrice was the king. Gone way too soon.
Patrice had a carnal realism to how women's minds worked
LMAO "Big Man Orthopedic" at 25:00 has me weak
The poor guy at the end ...
Lol
and he still managed to school opie
He was only bringing up the double standard. He wasn’t saying how horrifying it was. Dude had a point that surely these guys would agree with, but no, they just had to make fun by default.
@@denimchicken104 It's his presentation that was off. You could tell just by heari g his voice that he was a timid male. No one feels sorry or likes timid males, even if he had a serious point. It's our nature as developed land animals to hate weakness.
@@blakejames9743 But it doesn't excuse it, man. So what if he's timid? He should be guided. Not ridiculed. We ought to treat the living better.
The Good Times voice impersonations were extremely on point!
Ants Florida evans vc kills me every time 🤣
27:38 is my favorite part of this clip. The callback to William who loves fingernail polish on his hamburgers 😂
“Hey, Big Draws!” Lmao
Harassment Day is actually around Thanksgiving.
The Tuesday before thanksgiving.
"The only thing that protects you is my restraint"
Women don't like to admit that men could squish us like a bug at any moment - but they generally don't (because they have restraint)
Also Valentines day, perfect time to release this my man.
Man this shit is 4sure old. No way this conversation could be had in 2019 lol
Sad yet true
"Whatchu Thinking About?" Lmao
Patrice O Neal talked about so many things before he past on. I miss him, i wish he was still here.
He would single handedly cancel the movement
Geez, this show wouldn't last 5 minutes today
I almost choked when Patrice said dude was about to kill himself 😂
The good times bit had me rolling 😆
God he is funny as shit, because it is all true.
so this is were he got the idea for the harrasment day bit from his special. rip goat
this is why you NEVER EVER under ANY circumstances fuck with a girl you work with PERIOD
I'm just here to say, great thumbnail for this vid
" this guy gonna kill himself, don't let him goooo " LMAO im crying
Lol
Is a shame we don't have more hosts like Patrice spreading the gospel about how women really are, RIP
hoooly crap I had no idea that was Patrice in Arrested Development! I guess I didn't really become a fan until after I'd seen the show, but this is blowing my mind now
I do believe there is women on men sexual harrassment. I dont think attacking or making fun of a guy who respects his partner and is happy with their women is ok to call him gay etc.
I have felt that in the past and I felt uncomfortable.
those who dont mind that are just guys who dont mind cheating etc. on their partners. that's them but others that want their partner that's them.
Funniest part of all this, there WAS Actually an episode of Good times where Florida was sexually harrased at work. Pinched on the butt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ewww nigga... why would anyone sexually harass Florida old no-neck ass? Yuck.
14:40 great example of a women just not understanding the difference between sexism and a bit of teasing