Hilarious example of religious delusion. I cannot attest to the truth of what he said there, but have you ever seen that stuff? Fuck, I believe that they tried to sell a walmart bath towel like it was blessed by the hand of Jesus himself.
10:00 Patrice: "... that goofy country--er, the sweater...". Anthony: "Cashmere." What a combination. Patrice, Bill, Anthony and Jim. Please, if someone reads this and later goes on to invent a time machine, can you go back and tell Patrice to eat more salads. What a goddamn loss.
It's a chemistry that was the result of having known each other for years. Many of the guys on the show were friends for years. I think Norton introduced the guys to Vos, who then introduced them to Patrice... it was that kind of thing where there was already history long before these guys came together on O&A.
I love them as comics .bill burr is my all time favorite. but there are iranian jews living in Iran they got multiple synagogues. please don't believe the media.
God Bless all these comics.. Patrice saved my life many of times. I put him on when I get down on life or about god or just anything and it's like he knows what to say or says stuff that helps or opens my eyes in a different way.. or.. just makes me laugh to forget.
It's such a strange thing that God would send hurricanes to the same parts of America year after year, cyclones to the same parts of Australia, typhoons to the same parts of Asia.
26:49 lmao I can’t believe Patrice got that guy to laugh about it after that angry stream of consciousness. That guy sounded about ready to go pick a bar fight or some shit.
ARRIGHT.... I'm sold now, lol.... I watched a few Patrice O'Neal comedy clips here on youtube (my fave is Bill Burr, and he obviously highly respects Patrice so i checked Patrice out) and I was like 'arright, dude is funny... but damn, the way people talk about him? He ain't THAT funny....".... then I heard THIS..... omg. Ok. Patrice off the cuff, Patrice off the top of his head.... just chillin' with the homies, lmao..... HE SAID WHAT GOOFY COUNTRY IS THAT... THE SWEATER, OMG HAHAHA...... so many one liners on this dude.... he had me dyin' this morning man... NOW i get it. Man is funny af.... I wish i coulda hung out with JUST Bill and Patrice man.... sounds like they had some times. :)
Anyone who says Patrice was not funny just doesn’t like the way he talks. He was a genius and would be considered one of the best ever if he were still alive.
Oh wow I just finished Hotel Rwanda right before watching this 😂 I was thinking the same thing right before Cumia brought up the line “it’s time to cut down the tall trees”
Hurricane Katrina fucked up my hometown of Mississippi. New Orleans is only an hour away from where I'm at, we received wind and flood damage shit was rough for a while down here
I visited Iran in 1979, just after the revolution and before the hostage taking. Teheran had modern Western-style Universities and relative freedom for women. Then the shit hit the fan.
Hurricane Ida fucked us up; 13 days without power. Had one generator I used for A/C for one bedroom and took in my 81yo neighbor who suffered heat stroke on Day 1. I shared my bed with a Vietnam vet for 13 days. Drove to Hattiesburg everyday for fuel.
So you're an atheist because of your fear of consequences, just like the pathology of religious people believing in heaven because of fear of death. That's fine by me, but most atheists I chat too won't admit it, and shitting on religious people is a nice way to make ourselves feel better about our own faulty heuristics.
One of the voices sounds like Louis ck but I know it's not who is that? PS I don't know who Opie and Anthony are really. I listen to all other pods except that one so far Im pretty balls deep in these tho they're addicting.
rip patrice and burrs hair
Hahhaa
honestly though Bill always had a really shitty haircut, so he now looks even better without hair
and yeah, rip Patrice
Two great losses of colour
@@zeroireland 😂😂
@@zeroireland damn bruh 💀😂😭
"I can slap my wife again - praise Jesus" that was a good one Bill slipped in there
That was cumia who said that
It wasn't that good.
Yeah, it was.
Made me laugh
Hilarious example of religious delusion. I cannot attest to the truth of what he said there, but have you ever seen that stuff? Fuck, I believe that they tried to sell a walmart bath towel like it was blessed by the hand of Jesus himself.
10:00 Patrice: "... that goofy country--er, the sweater...". Anthony: "Cashmere."
What a combination. Patrice, Bill, Anthony and Jim. Please, if someone reads this and later goes on to invent a time machine, can you go back and tell Patrice to eat more salads. What a goddamn loss.
I'd tell him to not bring up all these conspiracies on radio too.
And Opie
Ginger hack
He Speaks the Truth!!!!!
You are doing us all a dis service!
Kashmir*
Crazy this is 13 years old already
still funny
Feels like yesterday ay
Yeah Anthony going to start dating this video any day now
14 now
@Mr Smiles more like 26
Patrice O'Neal and Bill Burr had great comedic chemistry...O&A...classic...O_O
It's a chemistry that was the result of having known each other for years. Many of the guys on the show were friends for years. I think Norton introduced the guys to Vos, who then introduced them to Patrice... it was that kind of thing where there was already history long before these guys came together on O&A.
Gemini and Sagittarius. Opposite and Impish both
When Opie gets a good one...which is rare...he fucking milks the shit out of it.
Bill burr was not even in the audioclip
Very true Morpheus 👍
Bill burr is funny as hell. He said God is looking down at the planet and said dude I didn't say that and that's not Me in that picture LMAO.
He conveyed genuine confusion 😄
When I go to heaven upon my death, I want to hear everything Patrice O’Neal said about everything that happened since he left us far too soon.
What makes you think you are going my friend?
no way patrice is in heaven. not after everything he did to that fat bitch from the wiz.
I want to hear his opinion on every movie that’s come out since his death
I fucking laughed out loud. I feel the same way my brother
If there's a heaven, I hope Patrice hasn't spent a single second worrying about whatever bs is going on down here
'that sweater country' - Patrice O'Neal
19:00 “I don’t know “ laugh my ass off. Miss these guys together.
I love Bill Burr to bits. Him and Patrice go so well together
22:56 "stay alive patrice"
:'(
This hurt
@E Cox Right because your god Pat died 🤦🏽♂️. Come on with that.
I love to hear Patrice laugh. Even if I missed the joke, I laugh because I know it had to be funny because Patrice is laughing.
25:20 When they start roasting that Italian guy from Brooklyn is the best part.. Lmao!
I thought it was jim Norton at first lol
The Unknown Psycho pp
“These fucking Moolies!” Angela shut the fuck up!” That was the best part of this whole video
@@rustykuntz94 Angie, what did I say? What did I say Angie? LMAOO
"Angela, shut da fuck up"
25:50 Best Combination of NY Words together ever lmao love it
"Jew sandwiches" Brilliant!
B Farzady “ Can I have some fried Jew please.” 😆
I died. 💀👍
😂
I love them as comics .bill burr is my all time favorite. but there are iranian jews living in Iran they got multiple synagogues. please don't believe the media.
@@mohammadbahrami9859 wdym
I was waiting for Bill Burr's voice and didn't realise he was chiming in the entire time. Man has his voice changed. in the last 10 years.
Mic quality also
Genius as always. Thanks for the upload
God Bless all these comics.. Patrice saved my life many of times. I put him on when I get down on life or about god or just anything and it's like he knows what to say or says stuff that helps or opens my eyes in a different way.. or.. just makes me laugh to forget.
These vids make it feel like he's still here
The phone call with Joe from Brooklyn at 25:20 has to be the funniest 3minutes I have laughed at in forever. That shit was classic.....miss u Patrice!
The best 😂❤
When they said you should pray to Satan before going war, what was said after that had me dying Lmao.
26:24 Patrice and Ant just killed it beginning there.
27:20 “To the fukn Ni**as, I don’t hate you this week”🤌🏾😂😂😂😂
11:40 "Turn sand into ants" Patrice you are my general man!
I laughed at that too lol geeked
It's such a strange thing that God would send hurricanes to the same parts of America year after year, cyclones to the same parts of Australia, typhoons to the same parts of Asia.
Don't forget tornadoes and earthquakes
18:50 this is gold
I found out about Patrice O'neal after his death through Bill Burr. Damned. I'm trying my best to catch up.
same. I heard about him from Mark Normand. So much Patrice content on YT, unreal.
Certified OG
@@geronimocat he is.
18:35 the most savage Bill Burr moment
They're level of honesty and just pure comedy was the best. I loved their arguments
"can slap my wife again,praise Jesus!!" In that southern accent, Fuckin hilarious, I'm still laughing!
That last bit with the dude with the accent KILLED me.
“Satan, turn sand into ants” fucking dying laughing
" Satan? I'm low on men, i could really use an army of the undead.,to walk the Earth " - Ant (I laughed so hard for this one :) .Ant, ur the man
The last call and commentary was the best
Ant - "what about evilness in Montana? "
Caller - "idk"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
That was the greatest phone call i've ever heard
Every UA-cam Patrice clip he looks like a black odd job from 007 hahahhah
underrated comment bro
Patrice is the GOAT!!! 🐘
This is so funny and relevant today.
Ant’s southern voice is way better than most comedians’ it sounds like someone from my grandma’s church
26:49 lmao I can’t believe Patrice got that guy to laugh about it after that angry stream of consciousness. That guy sounded about ready to go pick a bar fight or some shit.
My ni66a donation is broken”😂😂😂😂😂
ARRIGHT.... I'm sold now, lol.... I watched a few Patrice O'Neal comedy clips here on youtube (my fave is Bill Burr, and he obviously highly respects Patrice so i checked Patrice out) and I was like 'arright, dude is funny... but damn, the way people talk about him? He ain't THAT funny....".... then I heard THIS..... omg. Ok. Patrice off the cuff, Patrice off the top of his head.... just chillin' with the homies, lmao..... HE SAID WHAT GOOFY COUNTRY IS THAT... THE SWEATER, OMG HAHAHA...... so many one liners on this dude.... he had me dyin' this morning man... NOW i get it. Man is funny af.... I wish i coulda hung out with JUST Bill and Patrice man.... sounds like they had some times. :)
Shut up , that could all be said in 3 sentences
Funniest comedian of all time. So underrated, the realest dude
Anyone who says Patrice was not funny just doesn’t like the way he talks. He was a genius and would be considered one of the best ever if he were still alive.
If love to hear what patrice thinks of all the crazy things happening right now in 2020 damn RIP Patrice
4:20🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the anointed cloth😭😭😭😭😭
lmfao.. when Patrice said "Flashlight"...
I never understood that part
25:25 when the Jersey Italian calls in this ENTIRE joke goes OFF the rails 😂😂😂 perfect ending
Ay-ay-ay! It's Brooklyn! :)
All those years of theology not wasted
Oh wow I just finished Hotel Rwanda right before watching this 😂 I was thinking the same thing right before Cumia brought up the line “it’s time to cut down the tall trees”
Patrice saved my life. Maybe Bill was onto something.
the 'accidentally turned up the category meter' 'I was sleepy' Noah's ark riff...how good was this guy?
19:28 "Ahhh you got me...I was tryna hide it." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol a classic Opie pivot from the funny at the end
Anointed Cloth, Same shit as the "Miracle Spring Water” commercial that comes on late night
This is gold
Anthony called the mayor of Louisiana crazy and insane but in hindsight we went to Iraq for nothing
True but if you look up this mayor he actually went to jail for stealing money I don’t know if he’s still in jail but he did do time
@@paullandis5524 dayumm
I think Joe from Brooklyn is Jim Norton trolling them : ) haha
I think it sounds like the bagel boss guy
Hurricane Katrina fucked up my hometown of Mississippi. New Orleans is only an hour away from where I'm at, we received wind and flood damage shit was rough for a while down here
"To the fawkin' nigguhs!!" That took me out I ugly laughed
My favourite
we miss Patrice
“Five minute dog” Lmao I fucking adore Patrice Lumumba Malcolm O'Neal🙏🏻🥰
He said five headed
Whats the point of including the last caller in the video if you will cut it right after?
Not gon lie Bill burr is funny as shit him and Patrice goin back n forth bit for bit would be epic just pure freestyle jokes
I died when the mayor said “He does not APPROVAL”
SURELY!
I think he just said "approve of" really fast
@@2-bitsampler841
Nope. Hopefully you have had your ears checked/fixed since you wrote that. :)
@2-bitsampler841 "He does not approve-of of us being in Iraq."?
“Pray to Satan before battle” 😂😂😂
Full audio please
holy shit opie actually had some bangers in this one
The flaming tyre thing is called " Necklacing"
AKA Winnie Mandela's favorite thing ever
Does anybody have the full show ?
Anyone know the date this was recorded?
Bill burr looks like robocop without the helmet
Caller: Happy birthday Patrice….
Patrice: …
Caller: …listen…
Lol
Which O&A is this from?
I visited Iran in 1979, just after the revolution and before the hostage taking. Teheran had modern Western-style Universities and relative freedom for women. Then the shit hit the fan.
A couple people got cheated on by their wives and stopped that shit real quick
25:20 I love the comedic freestyle of Patrice, Bill & Ant of Joe from Brooklyn (Sounds Jersey raised & moved to Brooklyn.. idk! 😂)
"Happy Birthday, Patreeeshh"
>>CAR CRASH
I wish Patrice could see the world today what an amazing human being
does anyone remember what episode Patrice was on when They did a Presidents Day Car sale commercial with Anthony?
Idk. But I can't wait to find it. Lol
“This nigga can fart and destroy the world” Bahahaha fuck I miss Patrice we need him now more then ever! R.I.P.!
25:00 is totally the bagel boss!
RIP Patrice
I’m black and the racist part was the FUNNIEST PART lol I’m walking around my store tryin to sound like them and my boss is like wtf
mack mcentire 😂😂😂 you silly
Flaming tire around the neck is called; Necklacing
“Evil people always live by the beach” 💀
16:00. I'm South African. It was called Necklacing...
...but Shambooka works too.
At 16:50 they should’ve said “HOT WHEELZ” 😂😂😂
Watching this as I wait for a hurricane to come smash my ass in a few hours. UA-cam's algorithm wildin lmao
Hurricane Ida fucked us up; 13 days without power. Had one generator I used for A/C for one bedroom and took in my 81yo neighbor who suffered heat stroke on Day 1. I shared my bed with a Vietnam vet for 13 days. Drove to Hattiesburg everyday for fuel.
That South African thing with the tires is called necklacing.
Bill has special eyes like TJ Miller in the thumbnail
i don't know
Damn Anthony and Bill have similar voices
Patrice and Anthony are god tier
Imagine the Bill Burr Patrice O'Neal podcast we would've gotten
22:57 Yes! Stay Alive
9:40 Bill Burr saying "arh nuclear weapons", making fun of that caller while Patrice is holding court. Amazing
that Opie comment about iraq made me laugh very rare lol
18:43 Burr's question there always gets me. 😂
Anthony's Rural voice is fucking on point 4:15
As someone who doesnt really belive in god, i feel like a natural disaster is one of the more likely things i could see him being responsible for.
So you're an atheist because of your fear of consequences, just like the pathology of religious people believing in heaven because of fear of death.
That's fine by me, but most atheists I chat too won't admit it, and shitting on religious people is a nice way to make ourselves feel better about our own faulty heuristics.
"I want to love women like how I love my dogs. My dogs need me but they don't act like they don't."
~Patrice O'Neal
One of the voices sounds like Louis ck but I know it's not who is that? PS I don't know who Opie and Anthony are really. I listen to all other pods except that one so far Im pretty balls deep in these tho they're addicting.