Anthony Cumia Recounts His Wedding Day

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  • @jnate3451
    @jnate3451 7 років тому +120

    Anthony is one of the best story tellers of all time.

    • @BOOSETO
      @BOOSETO 4 роки тому +3

      A classic, natural orator if their ever was one. And still is. Check him out 1 month ago on artie Lange's halfway house podcast.

    • @hardpack187
      @hardpack187 3 роки тому +7

      @@BOOSETO I wish he could have hosted a show with Patrice. Goddamn Patrice, why did you have to go?

    • @Mydemonsayshello
      @Mydemonsayshello 3 роки тому +4

      Way better then the WOOOOHHAAWOOOHAWOOOHA

    • @jnate3451
      @jnate3451 3 роки тому +4

      @@Mydemonsayshello Ah hoo hoo Robin, he's rippin' me off. God Bless Anthony

    • @slyjokerg
      @slyjokerg 10 місяців тому +1

      @@hardpack187 1. Patrice was terrible. Very rarely funny, and that totally unwarranted arrogance... and the childish misogyny. Just unbearable.
      2. If it was up to Anthony, Patrice would have never been on O&A. He was/is a raging racist. I am sure he hated/resented Patrice. Ant was different when Patrice was on.

  • @pandavelli8176
    @pandavelli8176 Рік тому +15

    Opie was fantastic here playing the straight man for Ant’s story. He really enhanced the whole story with the soundboard and little interruptions to contribute. Real W for the Opester. Shows him at his best.

    • @BigBlack81
      @BigBlack81 Місяць тому

      All time performance. Had he done this all the time, they'd probably still be doing it.

  • @jetydosa1
    @jetydosa1 2 роки тому +34

    Anthony is swimming upstream this entire clip. Opie is doing everything in his power to suck the funny out of this. It’s really quite remarkable

  • @misstrKevin
    @misstrKevin 5 років тому +62

    Keep pressing buttons opie while everyone including the callers carries you.

    • @Serote_Kaiba
      @Serote_Kaiba 3 роки тому +2

      My exact thoughts. Callers only like him because he picks up the phone.

    • @Serote_Kaiba
      @Serote_Kaiba 3 роки тому +2

      @dimebag Darrell its because "I been doing it since I was 18".

    • @LaChartre
      @LaChartre 4 місяці тому

      good one!

  • @tommytwomommy
    @tommytwomommy 6 років тому +28

    Opie is that try hard class clown that everyone knew in high school

  • @bricecate
    @bricecate 7 років тому +34

    who besides anthony could make this miserable story so damn funny. brilliant guy

  • @GhastlyCretin
    @GhastlyCretin 5 років тому +66

    People who forget why they want to bludgeon Opie to an unrecognisable pulp need to listen to this again.

    • @TL2354
      @TL2354 11 місяців тому +1

      Why?

    • @ammagnolia
      @ammagnolia 10 місяців тому

      ​@@TL2354because he's annoying af. Why else??

    • @ericstaib8035
      @ericstaib8035 7 місяців тому +4

      Leave it alone.

  • @chaosisfun7789
    @chaosisfun7789 7 років тому +146

    I can't stand how Opie keeps interrupting Anthony's hilarious story to make us sit through his awful "contributions" to the show.

    • @justinroark88
      @justinroark88 2 роки тому +11

      Leave it alone

    • @ARKITECHDNB
      @ARKITECHDNB 2 роки тому +4

      It's cause he knew his wife well

    • @sb4787
      @sb4787 11 місяців тому +1

      You have to do 20 years of radio to criticize the opster lol

    • @FeechLaMannas
      @FeechLaMannas 7 місяців тому

      BOOOOOO!! This sucks! BE MORE FUNNY! This is goin greeeat. Sooowwww isn’t this grrrreat?! Goddamn rich CUNT! Oh dear lord! Maaaaaa plueeeze I’m tryin to do this noowww! Good evening…no! My health doesn’t allow it. FOOOD alright?

    • @VeritasSineTimore
      @VeritasSineTimore 5 місяців тому +3

      Opie.....oh yeah he STINKS!

  • @BBonez24
    @BBonez24 3 роки тому +23

    I think this actually might be Opie at his most autistic

  • @Theseus9-cl7ol
    @Theseus9-cl7ol 7 років тому +8

    Thanks for uploading these Cumia talks....hilarious.

  • @HannibalSpliff
    @HannibalSpliff 3 роки тому +7

    Fn a opies first day with the soundboard fuck!!!

  • @BigRockyD
    @BigRockyD 4 роки тому +13

    Evolutionary photos of Anthony at different times in his life is like the dude morphs into different forms. Lol

  • @diegoyotta
    @diegoyotta Рік тому +7

    This is literally an inspirational story:
    working class man makes it out of poverty and a living hell to become rich and successful

    • @waddlechoc8289
      @waddlechoc8289 8 місяців тому

      *working class man becomes irrelevant rich racist pedophile

  • @Contemplativeman101
    @Contemplativeman101 5 років тому +20

    You know what would be genuinely funny Opie? Putting your feet up and reading a book in silence. Saying and doing nothing. Then A: someone will be funny when they notice you or B: no one notices and the show is better for it anyway

    • @TL2354
      @TL2354 11 місяців тому

      Basing that on your experience running a radio show?

    • @matthewbarry1746
      @matthewbarry1746 5 місяців тому

      ​@@TL2354Are you really dumb enough to think you have to be a chef to know if a steak is overcooked? Opie was terrible at his job.

  • @tolstoy143
    @tolstoy143 7 років тому +21

    Man I wish Opie actually had fled the studio. He is so unfuckingbearable and the sound bites make no sense given Ant's story.

  • @Lordofthegeeks108
    @Lordofthegeeks108 3 роки тому +8

    Club soda Kenny's unsettlingly wide head looming in the background like a recently divorced Easter Island statue is mesmerising.

    • @lyzzlyzzy1023
      @lyzzlyzzy1023 2 роки тому +1

      Didn’t see him til I read this, now it’s all I see

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 Рік тому

      Everywhere he goes, he looms. Remember Lerch?!

    • @FeechLaMannas
      @FeechLaMannas 7 місяців тому

      Ole Doberman Pincher head.

  • @wkeon
    @wkeon 7 років тому +34

    too much sound effects opie

    • @DHodges187
      @DHodges187 6 років тому

      Ant also had a 360. DOPE!

    • @thomasdougherty8696
      @thomasdougherty8696 5 років тому +2

      I disagree. I think it was the perfect amount of interruptions.

    • @ajww1329
      @ajww1329 5 років тому

      One of the south park ones was funny but 99% of them were horrid

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth 7 років тому +34

    Trashy east coast wedding? Reception at a bar? Obsession with guns?
    Anthony's pre-radio life was The Deer Hunter, minus Vietnam.
    edit: his marriage really did run the gambit of De Niro movies. It started off like The Deer Hunter, progressed like Raging Bull, and finally ended like Casino.

    • @gordo965
      @gordo965 8 місяців тому +1

      And now it's like Taxi Driver! Hoo hoo

  • @castizodonkeykong282
    @castizodonkeykong282 Рік тому +4

    Ant should have let Ope leave holy fuck

  • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
    @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 7 років тому +19

    and the torpid sloth strikes again

  • @DKCG0113
    @DKCG0113 2 роки тому +3

    God damn. That train track analogy is dead on.

  • @maxbarnes3967
    @maxbarnes3967 Рік тому +5

    Opie is unlistenable

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Рік тому +2

    How bout a Fresca? ... never miss a Caddyshack reference!

  • @bretthatesgirlsify
    @bretthatesgirlsify 5 років тому +14

    The cartman was too cringe. Couldn’t finish.

    • @mattkinsman272
      @mattkinsman272 4 роки тому +1

      Brett Downey the sound clips literally ruin the show. Opie is a dumbass

  • @rapman5791
    @rapman5791 Рік тому +1

    Ant is absolutely correct, the reason there is no filming the birthing process is due to possible recrimination from malpractice issues.
    Doctors and nurses have messed up and it was all caught on tape and the hospital’s legal team didn’t have a leg to stand on in court.

  • @zach9081
    @zach9081 2 місяці тому +1

    I need this edited to remove Opie. He owes his career to Anthony.

  • @boostgoober7262
    @boostgoober7262 2 роки тому +2

    Anthony's face always looks like it's imploding

  • @fattonyTV_
    @fattonyTV_ 2 роки тому +4

    Enough about the sound effects!

  • @AZ-kr6ff
    @AZ-kr6ff 4 роки тому +1

    Anthony looks like Chuck in this picture.

  • @bdof1
    @bdof1 7 років тому +40

    These old soundboard clips they used were fucking awful and their use of them was really bad. Great story though

    • @mikefingers8909
      @mikefingers8909 7 років тому +5

      yeah they really don't hold up.

    • @DHodges187
      @DHodges187 6 років тому +1

      they in enhance the story.

    • @carloseskimo
      @carloseskimo 6 років тому +8

      Most likely when the soundboard clips are awful, opie played them. Absolutely zero comedic timing

    • @tylerparker1333
      @tylerparker1333 2 роки тому +2

      @@DHodges187 this you, Opie?

    • @rapman5791
      @rapman5791 Рік тому +1

      Opie trying his best at a Fred Norris impression.

  • @danielleiapalucci1693
    @danielleiapalucci1693 4 місяці тому +1

    Opie’s sound clips throughout the story are infuriating.

  • @mattkinsman272
    @mattkinsman272 4 роки тому +7

    HOLY SHIT. Opies sound clips literally ruin this show for me. So cringe and annoying.

    • @rapman5791
      @rapman5791 Рік тому

      Opie trying hard to do his best Fred Norris impression.

  • @dpm2515
    @dpm2515 29 днів тому

    I hate how Opie always talks about being uncomfortable with Aunt talks about his marriage and stuff. He's a great storyteller what makes him so uncomfortable when he vents. It's probably the relatability / empathy contrasting with Opie's sociopathic tendencies

  • @sdot5389
    @sdot5389 6 місяців тому

    Never forget….Ant’s wife was first his brother’s side piece. He literally scooped up his cast off.

  • @TairyHesticles
    @TairyHesticles 2 місяці тому

    My soon-to-be ex-wife got tanked 5 minutes into our reception, passed out on a chair, and I had to carry her up a marble staircase with a friend into the bridal suite, where she immediately threw up wine all over her dress and spent the night passed out. When we got to the hotel, I remember staring at the ceiling like Ant, wondering what I had gotten myself into.

  • @HamsterWheelGaming
    @HamsterWheelGaming 10 місяців тому +1

    This desperately needs a Nopie. Opie constantly derailing and interrupting ant's stories was infuriating

  • @bstewnyc
    @bstewnyc 10 місяців тому

    Opie: it's illegal now
    Anthony: why?
    Opie: legal reasons

  • @duffman2112
    @duffman2112 3 місяці тому

    Fuck the Private Parts movie, i want the movie about Anthony's life starting with the puppet and spaghetti.

  • @MeltingBuddhaCandle
    @MeltingBuddhaCandle Рік тому +1

    Strange that many of the clips with Ant muthafukin’ his ex mother-in-law start out with Disturbed playing. It’s like Ant’s Pelican Brief activator to start the Judy stories

  • @Whiterhabber
    @Whiterhabber 3 роки тому +1

    E n o u g h w i t h t h e D i s t u r b e d

  • @Coldwallbar
    @Coldwallbar Рік тому +4

    i hate opie man

  • @mistersonnen848
    @mistersonnen848 Місяць тому

    Opies sound board was the funniest thing about O&A. It's thr only reason the show was popular. Plus pushing on callers randomly

  • @user-zx7si8nb7c
    @user-zx7si8nb7c 5 років тому +5

    There's a parallel universe out there, somewhere, that has the Opie & Anthony Show, just without Opie. That's a universe I want to be a part of. He really messed up this segment.

  • @scubasteve7439
    @scubasteve7439 4 роки тому +1

    What year is this from? Is this WNEW or xm?

    • @jscordoba3
      @jscordoba3 Рік тому +1

      I believe it's tail end of WNEW

    • @pandavelli8176
      @pandavelli8176 Рік тому

      This episode is from July 28, 1990, on the Bob & Tom Show.

  • @richvos8000
    @richvos8000 7 років тому +11

    how could you find this not funny honestly

    • @Underpantsniper
      @Underpantsniper 7 років тому +18

      If you were involved in any way

    • @Ebolacrash
      @Ebolacrash 5 років тому +5

      Opie ruined it like usual

    • @mattkinsman272
      @mattkinsman272 4 роки тому

      Rich Vos let’s start and finish with the cringe annoying sound clips.

    • @pandavelli8176
      @pandavelli8176 Рік тому +1

      Rich Vos is the man.

  • @ouncy
    @ouncy 7 років тому +7

    Ant looked older 15 years ago.

    • @doomstadt2371
      @doomstadt2371 7 років тому +3

      Haha he still looks old as shit, except now hes also bloated with awful hair.

    • @dennisarchibeque1435
      @dennisarchibeque1435 6 років тому +2

      Opie is "fucking horrible" in this bit! Lol. Smarmy,uppitty,lame white guy contributions always sucked going back to game show hosts,Craig kilbourn and Dennis Miller

    • @BOOSETO
      @BOOSETO 3 роки тому

      Face-lift my guy.

    • @rapman5791
      @rapman5791 Рік тому

      It’s amazing what stress does to a man.
      He is so much more at peace now and it shows .

  • @tbagwell
    @tbagwell Рік тому +4

    Opie is beyond annoying

  • @mattmac1271
    @mattmac1271 3 роки тому +4

    Cumia is one of the last real men in America

  • @BRAND0N...
    @BRAND0N... 5 років тому +1

    The fucking movie audio is so damn annoying and jocktober worthy

  • @rabidrabbitshuggers
    @rabidrabbitshuggers Рік тому

    Opie scored ONE soundboard drop about Anthony’s first dance
    “It’s bringing me right back, guys. Thanks.”

  • @aveng7fld
    @aveng7fld 4 місяці тому

    Opie is great in this 😂

  • @ammagnolia
    @ammagnolia 10 місяців тому

    5:30
    Opie goes super cringe nova

  • @michaelmccartney8506
    @michaelmccartney8506 4 роки тому +5

    Opie isn’t very funny

  • @happydog6537
    @happydog6537 3 роки тому +2

    Poor Opie is literally humorless it’s like a disease he just doesn’t know funny.

  • @johnmiller5679
    @johnmiller5679 3 роки тому +1

    Glad none of his friends told him because we need this great radio. Oh sure he lost a shitload of money but small price to pay for this comic gold. Listening to this makes me feel that I got off very easy compared to this train wreck,

  • @ChefBurns1
    @ChefBurns1 6 місяців тому +2

    God opie is so bad. His stupid ass cartman audio and just ruining the show. God he’s lucky he had Ant.

    • @GorbyP
      @GorbyP Місяць тому +1

      I bet you are one of those guys who say, "we really need Patrice right now." What a dork

    • @ChefBurns1
      @ChefBurns1 Місяць тому +1

      @@GorbyP just spouting random shit? Didn’t know opie was so important to you.

    • @GorbyP
      @GorbyP Місяць тому

      @ChefBurns1 random shit?? You know I am 100 percent correct, you have for sure said that, don't lie, you are one of many.

    • @ChefBurns1
      @ChefBurns1 Місяць тому +1

      @@GorbyP😂 you’re weird bro. Idk why you think I said that, and so convinced I HAVE said that. Shits hilarious

  • @user-qz7dp7ie9e
    @user-qz7dp7ie9e 11 місяців тому

    29:30 When op played that rocking road McDonald’s song i couldn’t control myself 😂….. what a rusty handbrake, ants telling a great story, everybody is all ears and here comes opie, hold on hold on let me press a button. How many times did this guy just stop the momentum on this one, holy shit.