HoHoOh no. Editor: Holy Mackerel The Third / @holymackerelthethird2478 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985 Featuring the voice talents of Lucas Webley
Somebody in the chat last night described him as "the cool dad that only gets custody every 2 weeks" and I don't think there's a better description of this man
As much as I hate to admit it, he kind of fell of the deep end lately. It's no secret that Jerma has a gambling addiction but he really fell far this time. 4,6 billion dollars? That is just absurd.
How does one man encapsulate being your 50 year old alcoholic dad, 34 year old compact streamer, and 12 year old Christian choir boy at the same time so well.
Star once said something like "I want you to understand just how hard you're trying to make one of the worst jokes I've ever heard." Imagine how far he'll go for a good joke.
For those wondering, that chair Santa was sitting on is called a “Franklin” from IKEA, and it’s the worst chair you’ve ever sat in. Don’t ask me how I know. Yes, I am late to this party. Props to Santa.
Jerma, I love you. Maybe I just don't watch enough streamers, but I can't think of any other streamer who goes to such bizarre lengths for a joke. Best of luck in the new year, buddy.
And we end 2017 just like we started it.. with The Movies! Happy fucking new year! Hopefully Holy Mack will make a comeback on his main channel this year, especially since Jerma promised a comeback on the good ol' Jerma985
15:52 - 16:10 Here we see the Scout in his natural habitat. Admire the colorful word choice, the incredible improvised weapon, a magnificent high-school level batter's swing, and a wonderfully accurate taunt to finish off the encounter.
7:05 - 7:14 My power went out. I spent maybe ten seconds looking at a blank, powered-down screen with a stupid grin on my face, because I thought something funny was about to happen. Not many streamers could pull that off. Just sayin'.
Jerma really stepped it up with scripted stream shenanigans. How did they swap the Santa so quickly? I was sure that part was pre recorded until Otto came in. Was it edited by mackerel to be faster here? That ending was so perfect!
Jerma’s ideas just keeping getting more random, creative and hilarious. So glad I discovered him last year. His last few special streams have been brilliant!
6:57 The saddest thing I've ever seen was a dwarf pretending to have a family while decorating a Christmas tree, the only other person around desperately avoiding eye contact with him
Watched this live, when it came to an end I sat there in amazement and just clapped. Best thing I have ever seen, video or live stream. I've loved Jeremy for years but this tops the list of best things he's ever done for me.
how is this possible? like this is actually amazing production quality, Jerma really is one of the most unique and interesting content creators right now. Excited for what 2018 has in store :)
Somebody in the chat last night described him as "the cool dad that only gets custody every 2 weeks" and I don't think there's a better description of this man
As someone with divorced parents, I can confirm, this is pretty much exactly what he’s like and I love it
Jeremy
-Level 44 Ring Master
-Can eat an entire sleeve of Oreos and puke on his mothers bed
-Extremely compact
Noodle Shark You mean level 342
Level 5'8
Noodle Shark I remeber that
- diarrhoeas every morning
Cringe Bud thanks for sharing
i was so focused on his stupid rings i nearly peed when santa moved
You don't understand the feeling I get when jerma says"I love you son"
Poopy Joe glad that wasn't just me
then i think you need to find some parents there buddy, cause jerma is NOT your dad
BAT BOY prove it
BAT BOY fuck you buddy, let a man dream
you know what? We are all Jerma's children! his germs.
Santa can really chug one though
Dask Kakoan could*
iuno dude those burps were pretty convincing
'Fine, I'll eat all these ring pops myself.' - Thanos
when he replaced the santa with a real person, it scared the shit out of me
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I didnt even notice until he stood up LOL
Emily von Richter santa stood up? he sat down the entire time because he's a statue.
statues cant move
Matthew Lindfield DONT BLINK
@Sir Knight Errant he was even movi g and trying to escape
I can't believe he hasn't gotten an award yet. He's probably the most creative streamer out there.
@nerd Surfer *unhygienic fat laugh in the background* heh gottem
He did though, didn't you watch the Jerma Awards?
@@RazorusR3X777 Yeah, I can't believe he actually got an entire awardshow named after him. It's crazy.
As much as I hate to admit it, he kind of fell of the deep end lately. It's no secret that Jerma has a gambling addiction but he really fell far this time. 4,6 billion dollars? That is just absurd.
@@hantront This most recent break is definitely a cover up so he can spend all those bits he’s earned on gambling. 3 weeks straight, what a nutcase.
How does one man encapsulate being your 50 year old alcoholic dad, 34 year old compact streamer, and 12 year old Christian choir boy at the same time so well.
7:30
"You missed that one, TRY ANOTHER!"
Jerma sure loves to get his friends to sit absolutely still and do nothing for a really long time
And then hitting them with a 2 x 4
I SAW DADDY KILLING SANTA CLAUS
AND AM WILLING TO TESTIFY TO A COURT OF LAW
Just Monika the Jedi counsel will determine your fate
"These are penguin lights
and we're gonna start hanging them!"
SERIAL KILLER STREAMER
Edwin Mcgregor best fucking actor in the prequels.
Doki Doki is fnaf for weebs
If you’re legitimately spooked,It’s probably time to just stop playing video GaMs
Wow he is just like my dad
spent most of my life being "gone to get a drink"
a man's gotta drink, what can I tell ya
Awww. Poor Adolf.
this is why I love Jerma, I don't think I've ever seen a content creator with such dedication for a single joke.
Star once said something like "I want you to understand just how hard you're trying to make one of the worst jokes I've ever heard." Imagine how far he'll go for a good joke.
@@appliedatoms7066 that’s when you get the jerma dollhouse
Watched the stream when it was live and didn't think Mack could make it better.
Then the *ending* hit
That ending was live? Holy shit. I should stop being a VOD scrub and start catching streams.
MoogieSRO No, the ending wasn't live
That was before the plague hit
That infinity war trailer comment legit made me burst out laughing in front of my family
I love the fact that even standing straight he's slightly taller than a sitting Santa.
*You know me and my dad*
* *chokes up* *
Dad ;_;
Is this from somewhere? It sounds like a meme or a jerma meme or something
Jerma/Etalyx paint stream
Ohhh yea haha
For those wondering, that chair Santa was sitting on is called a “Franklin” from IKEA, and it’s the worst chair you’ve ever sat in. Don’t ask me how I know. Yes, I am late to this party.
Props to Santa.
S Tier Ending
Jerma is literally just the Grinch exactly one year after he's reformed
Jerma's such a good actor. Imagine keeping this shit up for hours
I just realized the clicker he uses to turn on the news was a flashlight god damn i love you dad
16:00
Angry Elf kills Santa Claus during work wage riot in the north pole (colonized) 1987
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@@giantcrayfish2866 (colonized)
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Good catch, dad!
Thanks son, L O V E Y A
Jerma was one step away from being an asmr role play youtber at that point
Good throw, son!
Nice profile pic
Jerma Daddy Roleplay ASMR (Secret Santa)
Glad, Leon Scott Kennedy became a comedian
and an elf
Etalyx can be Luis
Jerma single-handedly saved twitch irl
Press F for Santa.
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Jerma, I love you. Maybe I just don't watch enough streamers, but I can't think of any other streamer who goes to such bizarre lengths for a joke. Best of luck in the new year, buddy.
Evan Chase He definitively leveled up the streaming art.
Here in italy this video was released on 00:00
First video of 2018 in my sub feed
TheProsciutto its just great timing cause why would you not wanna start the year with some jerma
Same here for me. Great timing, if you ask me
Yea same for sweden
What's it like in the future??
TheProsciutto buon anno!!
You just uploaded this on new year lol
Fatman - Daily Fortnite Videos he streamed it on Christmas Day though
That’s why you watch his stream.
And we end 2017 just like we started it.. with The Movies! Happy fucking new year!
Hopefully Holy Mack will make a comeback on his main channel this year, especially since Jerma promised a comeback on the good ol' Jerma985
Now that you mention it, the 2ndJerma/Holy Mackerel days did feel like sitting around a winter campfire waiting for spring to start
Well I got some news for you, buddy.
i literally just finished watching the vod for this because i was impatient. goddamnit
15:52 - 16:10
Here we see the Scout in his natural habitat. Admire the colorful word choice, the incredible improvised weapon, a magnificent high-school level batter's swing, and a wonderfully accurate taunt to finish off the encounter.
How did I not foresee that twist ending? Great job, Jerma.
Because Jerma985 is a comedy genius.
Happy New Year!
1:15 - Thanos, Avengers Infinity War (2018)
Thanos confirmed for next Jerma Rumble?
Whoever said Infinity War is my favorite twitch chatter ever
Thanos...in the hooooouuuse.
Oh shit two Infinity Gauntlets this time.
*science fact*
I love you too, dad.
Ring pops ruined Christmas
Maybe the real ruiner of Christmas was the ring pops we wore on every finger for some reason.
So um, I didn't get any presents under my tree this year.
Anyone else..?
I'm scared :(
Thats a 1x4, Jeremy.
I was looking for this comment. I knew I learned something in woodshop.
It's a 2x4 compared to jerma
but if he's compact would that mean it'd be a 1x6?
whooow that's a good catch dad
This is amazing. Watching Jerma grow and develop over the years has been a real joy. Here's to another amazing year Mackerel and Jeremy!
Come on man that was a low blow, I mean anything other than a low blow would go over his head but come on.
Putteleporthere didn't you watch the kill the meme stream? that meme is over now
HAPPY 2005 BIG WOW
man that's some horrible dial up...
7:05 - 7:14 My power went out. I spent maybe ten seconds looking at a blank, powered-down screen with a stupid grin on my face, because I thought something funny was about to happen.
Not many streamers could pull that off. Just sayin'.
you can't say he doesn't try
Jerma really stepped it up with scripted stream shenanigans. How did they swap the Santa so quickly? I was sure that part was pre recorded until Otto came in. Was it edited by mackerel to be faster here? That ending was so perfect!
Mickey the Maniac lol are you blind or something
IAmA Rose AMA nothing he said indicated blindness
Perhaps the sound is cut during the pause, and the pauses are edited to be shorter for the vod.
I live for the feral energy his creative bits radiate
That tree looks like it’s 4 foot and Jerma is still smaller than it
That was so good. The joke is going on for several days, we lose track of what is live or what was not. Great acting, really funnny, thank you.
I just said "nice catch dad!" Next to my actual dad
The drink in the middle of the table throughout this gave me anxiety
This guy needs to learn how to direct, every movies has a gorilla reading a book at the end. Honestly he stopped trying after Spitooie Saloon.
r/thatsthejoke 😂 unless you are aware
Don’t disrespect Winston you fuck
Jerma’s ideas just keeping getting more random, creative and hilarious. So glad I discovered him last year. His last few special streams have been brilliant!
When he took off the tie thing because "that's something you wear if you come out of a cake", i knew it was my time to just fucking die lol
My dad is cooler than your dad, he beat Dark Souls III on stream.
Holy shit, Mac, I love what you did at the end!
Here's to a good, Jerman 2018!
*That's a good one*
TRY ANOTHER
Yo.
Merry Christmas.
i cant believe its taken me this long to watch this. jerma is actually a comedic genius . what a beautiful psychopath
Happy New Year :^)
Merry Christmas 2018 everyone.
6:57
The saddest thing I've ever seen was a dwarf pretending to have a family while decorating a Christmas tree, the only other person around desperately avoiding eye contact with him
I didn't even know they still made loose tinsel like that, I thought they stopped back in the 70s because it's a fire hazard
I love jerma doing irl shit, its just super funny. Also the editing in this one really did get the best parts, good job mackerel.
Happy new year guys I love this man and the community he’s created over these years and I hope he continues until we’re all dead in the ground.
Here, this is the moment when he descended into madness and villany.
I watch this video every day during the week leading up to Christmas, always gets me in the holiday spirit :)
gotta rewatch to continue the christmas tradition
Watched this live, when it came to an end I sat there in amazement and just clapped. Best thing I have ever seen, video or live stream. I've loved Jeremy for years but this tops the list of best things he's ever done for me.
16:54 turning on the news with a flashlight
Oh my gosh, this was probably the best video that I needed all year.
Happy New Year Jerma, and thank you for all the great moments in this year and past!
Have a great 2018!
jerma this this stream was godamn blast I I have high hopes for this year expecting a lot from you. good luck
You guys make me smile every time
Happy holidays
New jerma video best way to start the year
My New Year's resolution is to finally watch all of these feature-length Jerma videos.
THAT ENDING OH MY GOD YES
Wtf, jerma you out did yourself this year. Happy New Year!
This was actually beautiful! You don't know how much we all appreciate the extra effort you put into your streams! :)
I have no words, great year Jermbo and Macky
For some reason him saying he swallowed a tooth gave me anxiety
how is this possible? like this is actually amazing production quality, Jerma really is one of the most unique and interesting content creators right now. Excited for what 2018 has in store :)
Jerma is a strong man, who promotes saving animals.
Jerma's bits are next level fantastic. I love him.
We need more of these videos, please.
Jerma's trying to make his Christmas last longer because he felt his was a *little short*
I swear to god this has been the best bit
The Infinity War joke at 1:06 by someone in chat was underrated
Incredible. I can't believe I haven't seen this one yet
Jerma is really one of a kind
THE LAST 30 SECONDS ACTUALLY MADE ME GET UP AND APPLAUD.
Never before have I been so thoroughly bamboozled .
This was seriously awesome, I wish I watched it live
This is the first video I've watched this year
this video made my year
this is why i love jerma
Christmas vid on new years nice
Has jerma gone insane
was he ever?
"It seems Santa's decapitation as initiated the Human Freezing System." Marry Chrysler?
Dad?
What's a Dad?
Aye
Absolutely incredible. Jerma is stepping it up and becoming what I think we all knew he was meant to be.
lets talk about the The Movies reference.