That's the trick you see because what's more threatening a 10 foot giant or 5 foot tiny person. The governments of the world won't be able to detect him so he is then able to continue his magic.
Felipe Jaquez by god you're right! It's the ultimate cover! The world governments probably hired a private military to search for grandfather griffensteins magic secrets but jerma himself and his compact size IS the source of the magic!
Honestly gotta wonder if he lost the password or something and doesn't want to admit it. (That's sarcasm but really Jermanium pls we'd accept this on the main channel)
Everytime I watch one of these vids, Jerma looks more and more like a 50's gangster with a side addiction to coccaine while trying to maintain his greaser gang known as the "Silver Shpees" (keep up the good work mackerel)
Not gunna lie. I sware to god I said "King" out loud thinking about the King of Hearts and it's exactly what he ended up pulling out. That's abit freaky rofl
Oh shit, so I just made a magic trick video and didn't realize until rewatching this video how much I accidentally took from it, I hadn't seen it for months so it was entirely accidental
My voice can be changed to sound extremely elderly, kind old man, senial old man, I am extremely confident with my older sounding men. My voice can also be used for intelligent but deep flawed characters. Listen to my demo for better understanding.
Linus McMinus technically these are from older streams, so once he runs out of those, its gonna stop being constant uploads. But yea, gotta love the constant uploads.
"so once he runs out of those, its gonna stop being constant uploads" How does he "run out" of streams though? He has a specific schedule that he almost always sticks to
SuperRitz44 the bottles don't have bottoms and go over the glasses. Watch his fingers and you'll see him move them to grab the bottles to pick it up inside the cover.
that intro is fucking incredible
Purple Pizza Turtle freaked me out
Purple Pizza Turtle true
Purple Pizza Turtle He probably soent more time editing the intro than actually doing the tricks
I've watched it 15 times just because of the intro
He's a freaking mind man
He's a freaking mind boy
PRESTO-FUCKIN'-MAJESTO!!
C-c-c-coffee
Does this mean that the presto majesto meme is relevant again?
57 people were not amazed
Zap
Zeppeli chicken be-bewwies
And look, CANDIES
*opens box to reveal a bunch of cough drops*
I mean, when you're sick and you choose a flavored drop, they might as well be candies
And look, theres candies
**Full of meth**
HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE IT? IT'S GOT CANDIES!
What if Jerma is actually 10 feet tall but he uses his illusion magic to seem like he is 5 feet tall as to not draw attention to him.
Felipe Jaquez but his compact height still draws plenty of attention though
That's the trick you see because what's more threatening a 10 foot giant or 5 foot tiny person. The governments of the world won't be able to detect him so he is then able to continue his magic.
Felipe Jaquez by god you're right! It's the ultimate cover! The world governments probably hired a private military to search for grandfather griffensteins magic secrets but jerma himself and his compact size IS the source of the magic!
nice try, jerma.
Uncle Jerm is a very good magic man
Woah hey rt
its the irish man
Wtf are you doing here all dressed up and 2 years ago?
Now that you're in the spotlight you're trying to distance yourself from jerma. Hmmmmmm
Jacksepticeye
Jerma is the best streamer on the planet
tagg you're on par
ThatGuyTagg jermas never talked about breakfast before tho
ThatGuyTagg tagg I fucking love you mom
it's the legendary
*T H I C C B O Y E* in person
ThatGuyTagg Otzdarva says hi
jerma is filmed In front of a live studio audience
the bottle and shot glass switch trick was actually really good until he threw it off the table and both bottles fell out.
they magically duplicated! Jerma really is a magician!
When he lifts the bottle he holds the tube in a very specific way :( He should've held the other one in a similar fashion without lifting the bottle.
This should've been on the main channel
Pretty sure this is the main channel now...
Videos in general should go on the main channel
pretty sure he just forgot the password to the main account
sir_n00ps nah that's star i think
Honestly gotta wonder if he lost the password or something and doesn't want to admit it.
(That's sarcasm but really Jermanium pls we'd accept this on the main channel)
Jerma is a talented magician
Cerebral Vapor *denz is a T A L E N T E D S W O R D S M A N*
What a Magical Bastard.
Jerma is a talented magicman
That was before the plague hit..
I want to be a magic man now
I was honestly surprised when Jerma actually got my card
ikr
I thought it would just be a gag, but he actually guessed my card.
Matt Jones it was a gag, he didn't guess most people's cards
But how does magic work?? he can shuffle cards., but what does it mean? what does shuffling cards mean???
Fishstyx Congratulations! You figured out the joke! Here's your gold star for being a clever internet boy!
the "wait, what?'"s were too good
"1, 2, 3. Presto... Majesto!"
*"WAIT, WHAT?"*
Everytime I watch one of these vids, Jerma looks more and more like a 50's gangster with a side addiction to coccaine while trying to maintain his greaser gang known as the "Silver Shpees"
(keep up the good work mackerel)
Or something more creative
Wiz I would say 1920s bootlegger with a passion for coke and "jazz cigarettes" combined.
Wiz somebody needs to create a steamgroup dedicated to jerma called the silver shpees now. Somebody get on that!
The comb stream is living proof. Who else would take such good care of their hair if they *weren't* in a gang?
that's oddly specific
That "Burn the witch!" part fucking killed me
Undead Attano nyaaaaa
Being 16 was nearly half his life ago.
And yet he could still pass for 16.
cuz he's small
sonikku956 No you fucking troglodyte he is C O M P A C T.
He's like 40
Marcus Aurelius Jerma985 -> 1985 -> assuming that was his birth year, he is 32 this year
16 years old or 16 inches tall
Dank McDonald yes
HOW COULD SUCH A SHORT MALE BE SUCH A MASTER OF ILLUSIONS?
HE'S COMPACT, YOU IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT
THE COMPACT MAGICIAN
The trickery simply occupies a smaller area
Gnomes have an affinity for magic.
Verellic His small size allows the same amount of magic to be concentrated in a smaller area and thus be more focused on an object.
It totally freaked me out when Jerma guessed pick my card live on stream! Explain that, HATERS!
HAVOK586 He fucking picked mine when I was watching the video
He literally stopped so many times that he basically knows all your cards duh. But i have to say he's pretty funny haha
@@dreamsode R/woosh
@@transorm987 Jesus Christ.
How could you not like it? IT'S GOT CANDIES!
You saw it live, you saw it in a vod, you saw it on Livestream Fails, now here it is once more but this time with special features
I want Jermafreak to become a real thing
Funky Manatee same
It is? You're watching it right now!
*WOW* Jerma was standing up the whole time?
That table must be huge
5:05 I seriously picked the King of Hearts and I'm scared of this magician's incredible power
0:22 jerma is about 8 soccer balls tall. A soccer ball is 8.65 inches in diameter. that makes jerma about 70 inches tall, or 5'8"
How was this possible?! What a genius
Is there much of a difference between regular magic and 'compact' magic?
One is done by Harry Potters and the other is done by leprechauns.
Harry Potter is Jerma size though
RobinBonhomme maybe in the first and second movies.
What do you think Jerma publishes his magic tapes on? Compact disks.
Presto majesto, the last trick disappeared!
If you're a real magician why can't you use your powers to make yourself 10 feet tall?
because there's no app for that yet.
Why would he want to make himself smaller?
Because then he couldn't fit in a Clown Cart and make Clown Cart videos.
Or even 5 feet tall...?
gotem
man, what a freak
"When I was 16, I was a huge fan of magic."
Jerma, you are anything but huge now, you probably wasn't either when you was 16.
1:44 "What do ya think about that?"
"WAIT, WHAT?!"
Why is this Jerma video from 2017 have better camera quality than anything he has ever produced henceforth? it freaks me out
3:16 How could you not love it?! It's got candies!!
4:42 I heard "Stop this mindless violence" from Hot Fuzz.
I now love this video even more.
one thing I love about all of jermas old streams is the "wait, what?!" sub sound, its always so perfectly timed
I'm crying w/ this intro.
"When i was 16 i wanted to be a wand maker" -Jerma
Jerma is the type of guy who makes easy tricks hard
jerma is a talented illusionist
Those sub were on point with the wait what
Wanna know something that'll freak your mind out?
he's actually standing up the entire time.
"somebody else's card"
"WHOOOAH"
1:14 Jerma's a mess.
I get that reference
Chef Larom Vic?
Jerma is a big fat mess
Air horns playing in the distance.
Jerma's a nasty guy, he's a nasty guy, he said he would moon everyone
Not gonna lie. The bottle/shot glass in the blue tubes was legit impressive.
That lunchbox one was amazing. HOW DID HE DO IT?
this guy is so fucken funny and good looking wtf
hey it's that guy who had a stroke live on stage on the thumbnail neato
Jerma's getting better, can't even tell which one's smaller, him or the table.
I like how he keeps saying 'no big deal' like hes comforting himself
Unironically watching this for asmr, the little magic taps he does give real good tingles
o shit, that intro is magnificent
The sub sound are way to perfect
Not gunna lie. I sware to god I said "King" out loud thinking about the King of Hearts and it's exactly what he ended up pulling out.
That's abit freaky rofl
Jerma you are a talented magician in the form of an online comedian.
Everytime I watch one of your videos you make my worries and sadness disappear.
What the fuck! Just to follow alone this with this sad little man I said stop on the king of hearts and it came up....
I'm saying stop at 4:31 exactly, I've never been more simultaneously proud and ashamed.
The "Wait, what?" is perfect for this video
3:14 OOH CANDIES
WHO CAN'T LIKE THIS STREAM, IT'S GOT CANDIES!
"as you can see, mystery box" Then wartyfingleblaster re-subs and we hear a perfectly timed WAIT WHAT!?
"And now there's candies!"
*...those are luden's cough drops, jerma*
The sub alert really adds to this video in ways I didn’t think a sub alert ever could
mackerel you did an especially outstanding job on this video, it's like a thousand times better with your editing than it would have been otherwise
6:28 This is where Jerma's short career as a magician fell apart
I swear to god, this man is curing my depression with these videos.
The bottle and glass trick was actually so well done lmao
The editing made this clip 200x better, great fuckin job dude
I spat out my cereal multiple times because of this video. How did I go more than a year without seeing it?! Also, at 10:05 Jerma "guessed" my card!
The second that Jerma lifted his wand at 1:30 I got a notification on my phone, he truly is a great magician.
Is everyone just not gonna acknowledge that amazing opening
Well I'll be damned; a magician that can fit into his own hat!
Oh shit, so I just made a magic trick video and didn't realize until rewatching this video how much I accidentally took from it, I hadn't seen it for months so it was entirely accidental
I swear to God this man is the best streamer
The resub alerts have never been more appropriate.
4:41
I love the clip from Hot Fuzz: "Stop this mindless violence!"
Holy shit mackerel, amazing intro...
HES A FREAKY MIND MAN HES A FREAKY MIND BOY
Stop. Stop. STOP! Stop. Stop? Stop. Stop. sTOP. s-wAIT, WHAT??! Stop. Stop.
5:02 I'm here from six years in the future to call you a LIAR, sir. You're an excellent Shuffler.
4:12 I was so waiting for the guard from oblivion to just shout "STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!"
All these livestream videos are main channel worthy. Idk what Jerma's playing at but I think they deserve the views.
theres a 1 in 26 chance jerma got your card once
so that means he guessed thousands of viewer's cards correctly
The "WAIT, WHAT?!?" timings are killing me lol
That whole candy box thing blew my mind for a sec until I remembered the trick.
This editing is gold! Good job.
My voice can be changed to sound extremely elderly, kind old man, senial old man, I am extremely confident with my older sounding men. My voice can also be used for intelligent but deep flawed characters. Listen to my demo for better understanding.
The editing/sound effects made this so much better, nice touches
Psychotic man tried to pass off cough drops as "candy."
HE ACTUALLY FUCKING GOT MY CARD I'M SHAKING
Holy god, the editing is perfect.
He was right, the lunchbox really was the best trick of the night.
I love the introduction to this video
First to say I love these constant uploads
Linus McMinus technically these are from older streams, so once he runs out of those, its gonna stop being constant uploads. But yea, gotta love the constant uploads.
That's the beauty of using older streams. While Mackeral edits past streams, Jerma does new ones. The well will never dry up.
"so once he runs out of those, its gonna stop being constant uploads"
How does he "run out" of streams though? He has a specific schedule that he almost always sticks to
those werent candies jeremy those were coughdrops
Holy shit those video clips gave me major nostalgia of old jerm days (pushup challenge, buff jerma, the egg ect)
I think the best part about the card trick is that he entirely stopped before he even got to the king of hearts, so it wasn't even anybody's card.
I feel dumb for not getting the bottles and tubes trick
But I dont get it
SuperRitz44 the bottles don't have bottoms and go over the glasses. Watch his fingers and you'll see him move them to grab the bottles to pick it up inside the cover.
when jerma went to hogwarts he was mistaken for the charms professor
Jerma this video is so great, I love how you edit in close ups to point out when you fucked up
We need a full jerma freak music video
MIIIIIND FREAAAK
I tought only 1 God existed. All my life is a lie