The Gamer V Portable

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  • @billbo8327
    @billbo8327 5 років тому +1138

    I think the “Jerma Moving Out” arc is one of my favorites because of the shitty setup

    • @citrusblast4372
      @citrusblast4372 4 роки тому +38

      the headset is very vintage looking.

    • @nuclearpotato4073
      @nuclearpotato4073 Рік тому +22

      Jerma having such low production value is one of my favorite things about him. You look at any other average streamer and they've got all these integrations and effects and meanwhile, Jerma is out here with the most basic OBS setup ever. His webcam lags every time he turns it on, and whenever he tries to show an image, you hear his computer's agonized cries.

  • @BlueOrder
    @BlueOrder 5 років тому +2120

    A house with a contractor in its walls

    • @samandowenplay
      @samandowenplay 3 роки тому +8

      Hey look someone I'm subbed to

    • @sally_altfangirl
      @sally_altfangirl 2 роки тому +4

      Hey look someone I'm subbed to

    • @bluerats
      @bluerats 2 роки тому +5

      Hey look someone I’m subbed to

    • @lumin111
      @lumin111 Рік тому +1

      Hey look someone I'm subbed to

    • @floralrune
      @floralrune Рік тому

      Hey look someone I'm subbed to

  • @SyrupBuccaneer
    @SyrupBuccaneer 5 років тому +2126

    - Compact
    - Can't carry 9 lbs
    - Afraid of ovens

  • @yellowfishstick
    @yellowfishstick 5 років тому +1596

    I feel like if we cut together enough of these stream highlight videos we could easily make a documentary about Jermas descent into madness.

    • @abnt_official
      @abnt_official 5 років тому +24

      yellowfishstick Let’s make it happen

    • @Gamer4672
      @Gamer4672 5 років тому +16

      we already did that with CWC, we don't need to do it to Jerma

    • @JacobsTrash
      @JacobsTrash 5 років тому

      We need this.

    • @ChadEditorZ
      @ChadEditorZ 5 років тому

      ok

    • @kyrridas1573
      @kyrridas1573 5 років тому +11

      descent into vegas *

  • @Rezuaq
    @Rezuaq 5 років тому +762

    the 10 seconds of tape-induced oven rant is incredible

    • @imeanokaysureman
      @imeanokaysureman 5 років тому +71

      A nice glimpse of surprisingly real and relatable neuroticism

    • @Corninthesky
      @Corninthesky 4 роки тому +20

      Brought full circle with the easy bake oven stream last weekend.

  • @Miltenization
    @Miltenization 5 років тому +1195

    14:25 This person tried to unlock your phone

  • @Alstor_H2O
    @Alstor_H2O 5 років тому +699

    The Gamer V Portable has more working games on it than 700,000 Games.

    • @sewersvn6135
      @sewersvn6135 4 роки тому +17

      oi josuke i downloaded 700,000 games and now i have multiple viruses please help josuke

    • @Aurelius_unofficial
      @Aurelius_unofficial 3 роки тому +7

      @@sewersvn6135 josuke my computer fucking blue screened, what stand is this

  • @baaaldur
    @baaaldur 4 роки тому +213

    he's so hard on himself. this is legitimately one of my favorite streams he's ever done. crazy lunatic shit like this is what jerma will be remembered for, and it's a good thing.

  • @simonkawasaki4229
    @simonkawasaki4229 4 роки тому +285

    I love how every word Jerma says eventually gets used against him.

  • @HolyPetRel
    @HolyPetRel 4 роки тому +59

    Contractor: Gone
    Webcam: Taped to pole
    Gamer V Portable: On
    Yeah, it's gamer time

  • @emilypumpkinseller
    @emilypumpkinseller 5 років тому +387

    his face at 0:07 why is he so handsome holy shit omg beautiful streamer

    • @raspymorten
      @raspymorten 3 роки тому +121

      Cut forward a year, and we've got his entire audience creating so many ridiculously fucked up images of his face that it's starting to give him dysmorphia.

    • @juicedup14
      @juicedup14 3 роки тому +21

      @@raspymorten at least it gives him clout from becoming that imposter guy

    • @eddyspaghetti6211
      @eddyspaghetti6211 3 роки тому +31

      @@juicedup14 but then it sucks being known as just one thing
      even though every year jerma gets a new meme

    • @tacticability521
      @tacticability521 2 роки тому +11

      UNEDITED ANDY

    • @EyesackWorley
      @EyesackWorley 2 роки тому

      @@eddyspaghetti6211 you mean the sus guy? Who is jerma

  • @booby4059
    @booby4059 5 років тому +871

    "Hellooo utub, my name is jerminator and this is my CVS gamer portabl review, my mom bought it at CVS for 18 money bcz i cleaned my room up"

    • @pokenetwork
      @pokenetwork 5 років тому +62

      You did very good today Jeremy :)

  • @deadboy522
    @deadboy522 5 років тому +375

    Destitute local streamer detaches thousands of retinas with UNWASHED HANDS

    • @cwovictor3281
      @cwovictor3281 5 років тому +12

      Yoy mean destitute local dentist

  • @SanoKei
    @SanoKei 5 років тому +92

    0:00 intro
    7:30 Jerma beats off a fly

    • @macmuggo5459
      @macmuggo5459 3 роки тому +5

      That fly did not survive the first 5 seconds

  • @solharv7817
    @solharv7817 5 років тому +65

    I love how he just looks like a totally different person from the low-angle

    • @VideoMajima
      @VideoMajima 2 роки тому +10

      Jerma looks like a totally different person in every image of himself

  • @josephmurphy7503
    @josephmurphy7503 5 років тому +595

    News just in; greasy compact gamer plays portable gaming device, reviews it as "Kinda Cool"

    • @TheGuyWho3415
      @TheGuyWho3415 5 років тому +11

      He's not even that gross

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 5 років тому

      @@TheGuyWho3415 It’s a meme.

    • @AgentSpin
      @AgentSpin 5 років тому +5

      Dimentive so was that hurhur

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 5 років тому

      @@AgentSpin Doubt it.

  • @tricksterking9490
    @tricksterking9490 5 років тому +313

    What a GOD of a gamer V portable

  • @meem5546
    @meem5546 5 років тому +397

    me (a complete loser) when i try to use my nintendo switch to play games on the go, but I practically break my back because its so big and weighs like 9 pounds; thank god the gamer V portable exists

  • @qwertygaming9387
    @qwertygaming9387 5 років тому +320

    Local streamer plays $18 video game after a contractor leaves his house

    • @ShadowWolf936
      @ShadowWolf936 5 років тому +31

      Bare with him a contracter just left his house

  • @MrPhillipscrewdriver
    @MrPhillipscrewdriver 5 років тому +117

    14:25 Jerma cradles you in his arms simulator

    • @spideyvision806
      @spideyvision806 2 роки тому +2

      That gives me the same energy as the BB cutscenes from Death Stranding with mass mikkelson.

  • @therealpopculturepizza
    @therealpopculturepizza 5 років тому +77

    Local insane streamer holds his audience hostage, experiments eye surgery on them, and then does a paid sponsership with the CVS Gamer V portable

  • @yepisuredolikecats3979
    @yepisuredolikecats3979 3 роки тому +27

    why does jerma look so particularly handsome in this stream

  • @Tdogredman
    @Tdogredman 5 років тому +47

    Introducing Unregistered Hypercam 2 Jeremy, new character for the Lore.

    • @gmakerc1
      @gmakerc1 5 років тому +9

      Already on the roster, from the Condemned stream.

  • @awesomefordays9186
    @awesomefordays9186 5 років тому +50

    How does he manage to me laugh at literally everything, hes so geniunely funny. Thank you for all the content and Laughs Jerma

  • @ducktheshark1704
    @ducktheshark1704 5 років тому +30

    0:50 **checks non-existant watch**

  • @bowiesexy
    @bowiesexy 5 років тому +62

    Wow you guys are really working hard to catch up to the streams
    Thanks

  • @d00gz_
    @d00gz_ 5 років тому +162

    F to my man jerma, he is dying tomorrow on Jan 23 2019 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Dontrel3030
      @Dontrel3030 5 років тому +16

      7:53 AM is a time that will haunt my dreams. Every day I will look at my clock and shed a tear before work.

    • @psalm4002
      @psalm4002 5 років тому +2

      Change your profile pic

    • @watertower500d6
      @watertower500d6 5 років тому +2

      Where did this Jerma meme stem from?

    • @thebigbluenerd
      @thebigbluenerd 5 років тому

      jermaPluto

    • @ducktheshark1704
      @ducktheshark1704 5 років тому

      wait I'm confused did I miss a joke here?

  • @Duncan-fc2cu
    @Duncan-fc2cu 5 років тому +14

    14:30 A proud Jeremy Elbertson hugs his stream goodnight, Circa 2019.

  • @redfield2308
    @redfield2308 5 років тому +150

    was it part of the Nvidia Swagbag

    • @joeybonzo7135
      @joeybonzo7135 5 років тому

      Where u mad when he said r6s sucks

    • @dinonatorful
      @dinonatorful 5 років тому +3

      @@joeybonzo7135 the game does suck. I have 900 hours in it but it's a shitty game

  • @coreyvicesassistant4403
    @coreyvicesassistant4403 5 років тому +198

    It finally happened: Jerma is now finally Vinesauce. This is the best Plug n Plague yet.

    • @ducktheshark1704
      @ducktheshark1704 5 років тому +5

      He took Vinnys advice and played a plug and plague

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 5 років тому +2

      It doesn't plug into the tv though. Unplugged n plague?

  • @bulletbill5977
    @bulletbill5977 5 років тому +72

    4:27 Headphone listeners beware

  • @bulkypigeon
    @bulkypigeon 5 років тому +91

    “I’m not even that gross”, gross 33 year old man says.

  • @Eroen515
    @Eroen515 5 років тому +11

    I like how you can just make out the blurry Jup attempts in the background

  • @elevtjugoatta3973
    @elevtjugoatta3973 Рік тому +5

    My parents gave me that console as a christmas present once and when it got low on battery it would glitch out completely, sometimes it would freeze and sometimes the colors would be inverted. One time when i turned it on i with very low battery, I was met with a dark blue screen while the song "What Does The Fox Say" by Ylvis was playing for a couple seconds before the device turned off. And it was not like an 8-bit cover or anything, it was the real song.

  • @InternationalBoardsOfPigeons
    @InternationalBoardsOfPigeons 5 років тому +17

    Don't have long to watch this video, contractor just left my house.

  • @depyjelly
    @depyjelly 2 роки тому +3

    i like how his setup in this video is in such a fuckin weird spot like its not in his room or anything its just sitting in a hallway next to his stairs

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +741

    Still better than the Souja Boi console

    • @tristanking3592
      @tristanking3592 5 років тому +30

      to be fair, you need a high iq to access the Souljabox's full potential

    • @lucbrisebois767
      @lucbrisebois767 5 років тому +5

      To those not educated in Souja Quantum Economics the nuances can be easily lost.

    • @archonandrogenpharmacokinetics
      @archonandrogenpharmacokinetics 5 років тому +17

      Wtf! You watch Jerma!

    • @_KRose
      @_KRose 5 років тому +2

      Topical!

    • @benjiboi1633
      @benjiboi1633 5 років тому +1

      I love that Justin watches jerma?
      Btw do you or did you play tf2 at one point?

  • @ratsofftoya
    @ratsofftoya 5 років тому +5

    14:23 cinematic parallels to the death stranding gameplay trailer

  • @colemanstraight5766
    @colemanstraight5766 5 років тому +8

    I’ve been working at Walgreens for over a year and we carry them. To this day no one has bought one. Some poor kid tried to buy one once but he was convinced not to

  • @shwimerdimmmer6958
    @shwimerdimmmer6958 5 років тому +28

    Man Ashens sounds different

  • @urbroz
    @urbroz 3 роки тому +6

    this was my first jerma video that sold me, i watched this in early 2019 and said 'what the fuck is wrong with dude' and never left.

  • @andresib5669
    @andresib5669 4 роки тому +5

    the crazy thing is that when I first saw this video my mind exploded because I actually have owned the gamer v portable for like 3 years

  • @DeSaxofoonVanPeter
    @DeSaxofoonVanPeter 5 років тому +32

    V has come to. (a local CVS near you)

  • @Mangmasta
    @Mangmasta 5 років тому +9

    Honestly the few streams like this where he had the temporary setup I feel are like the funniest streams he has ever done.

  • @FFRS110
    @FFRS110 2 роки тому +2

    "I hate the sound of tape this is like turning on ovens for me" he said that like turning on ovens is a common phobia

  • @YourBestFriendreally
    @YourBestFriendreally 5 років тому +19

    6:37 Jerma becomes the first 'story time on daddy's lap' RPer on Twitch

  • @doclouis4236
    @doclouis4236 5 років тому +138

    Jerma, I didn't know you were sponsoring the next SouljaBoy console

  • @jouby3109
    @jouby3109 5 років тому +3

    3:00 good noise

  • @lf1683
    @lf1683 5 років тому +18

    I love this man

    • @Chaft015
      @Chaft015 5 років тому

      Who doesn't ?

  • @hanmidown2241
    @hanmidown2241 5 років тому +9

    Dad's never been the same since the tape-covered oven incident.

  • @swivelskittle3926
    @swivelskittle3926 5 років тому +293

    crazy, balding spokes man sells illegal gaming console to young audience.... now on twitch

    • @sonikku956
      @sonikku956 5 років тому +2

      Balding?

    • @swivelskittle3926
      @swivelskittle3926 5 років тому +13

      @@sonikku956 denial is the first sign of a receding hairline

    • @gottagofastest
      @gottagofastest 5 років тому +6

      I think you'd have to be balding to be looking for that kind of thing tbh

  • @Redvox57
    @Redvox57 3 роки тому +2

    The contractor was the friends we made along the way

  • @evygrace-marie3027
    @evygrace-marie3027 5 років тому +16

    jerma's just out here living his best life apparently
    god i wish that were me

  • @Jockergameplays
    @Jockergameplays 3 роки тому +2

    9:20 jermas idea sorta/actually got into isaac, called akeldama

  • @FatalKitsune
    @FatalKitsune 5 років тому +23

    The one dislike is from the contractor Jeremy kicked out so he could stream the Gamer V Portable. "Kick me out, will he? THUMBS DOWN, BUDDY."

  • @doodooboy342
    @doodooboy342 5 років тому +191

    Jerma is the relative who keeps trying to make overly positive remarks and jokes during hurricane Katrina and youre sick of it.

  • @DrTexx
    @DrTexx 4 роки тому +3

    This is easily my favorite stream I've seen to date. Holy shit. The chaotic energy was BEAUTIFUL.

  • @AllTheOthers
    @AllTheOthers 3 роки тому +6

    Damn, he has such nice hair

  • @datguywithlonghair4087
    @datguywithlonghair4087 5 років тому +6

    Thank you Effectator for this masterpiece. and thank you for your hard work on these videos!

    • @bellusdaisy
      @bellusdaisy 5 років тому +2

      oh my gosh thank you ❤️

  • @Vexatedcanicus
    @Vexatedcanicus 5 років тому +5

    4:11 "Local streamer tapes microphone to his pole."

  • @solophentii3468
    @solophentii3468 5 років тому +2

    Sitting in Jerma’s Lap While He Plays Gameboy [POV]

  • @ryanbowen9718
    @ryanbowen9718 5 років тому +21

    I think jerma might be confusing Vegas with downstairs

  • @thelol1759
    @thelol1759 5 років тому +6

    That scream when you got the tape was deadass the funniest thing I’ve heard in years 😂😂😂

  • @najtrows
    @najtrows 3 роки тому +1

    I think a contractor might've just left his house

  • @bniy
    @bniy 5 років тому +9

    More games than the 700,000 games disc

  • @spiritbx1337
    @spiritbx1337 5 років тому +3

    Me after they find me with 3 bodies in my car:" You don't understand, there was a contractor at my house!"

  • @Uhg56
    @Uhg56 5 років тому +14

    The contractor has left Jerma's building.

  • @grandCurator
    @grandCurator 5 років тому +9

    These are coming out at a breakneck pace.

  • @SparksX18
    @SparksX18 5 років тому +4

    6:35 i've never been so uncomfortable

  • @woodwire7150
    @woodwire7150 5 років тому +13

    only one day left :(

  • @baaaldur
    @baaaldur 3 роки тому +1

    give him a break guys a contractor was at his house

  • @shockbox4289
    @shockbox4289 5 років тому +2

    Why are these jank streams so entertaining!

  • @SaladDongs
    @SaladDongs 5 років тому +3

    Jerma, my family and my music are legitimately the only things that keep me going anymore

  • @RyansGamerShack
    @RyansGamerShack 5 років тому +5

    Local streamer does unintentional ASMR after contractor leaves his house.

  • @chipsy3854
    @chipsy3854 5 років тому +7

    Can’t wait for the gamer V portable mini, now I can play it using my nails. Jeremy is a big fan of its shortabilities

  • @quaker47
    @quaker47 2 роки тому +1

    they actually have something like that snake item idea in binding of isaac now but it doesn't hurt you

  • @tobeehxd6999
    @tobeehxd6999 5 років тому +12

    4:28 thanks for ruining my hearing :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

  • @MrBrainTucker1079
    @MrBrainTucker1079 5 років тому +2

    Does noone notice how beautiful his nails are?? Wtf???

  • @Dontrel3030
    @Dontrel3030 5 років тому +2

    2:01 Hey Gammers

  • @TotalNegan
    @TotalNegan 5 років тому +11

    Local Streamer gets sued by Soulja Boy in prison.

  • @umcaraaleatorioeggs3339
    @umcaraaleatorioeggs3339 Рік тому +2

    So this is where the face comes from

  • @brandonsimoncini
    @brandonsimoncini 2 роки тому +1

    Remember guys, the contractor was just at his house

  • @themigtyboosh
    @themigtyboosh 5 років тому +8

    Local small man plays grease machine on stream.

  • @AgsmaJustAgsma
    @AgsmaJustAgsma 5 років тому +2

    14:29 Jerma enters Willlem Dafoe Mode.

  • @34marmarmar
    @34marmarmar 5 років тому +1

    It's January 23rd, RIP jerma. You will be missed.

  • @Arkaros_R
    @Arkaros_R 5 років тому +1

    This is the content i subscribe for.

  • @devin4629
    @devin4629 5 років тому +3

    Man loses everything after losing financial battle with Comcast

  • @Nagassh
    @Nagassh 5 років тому +1

    Little amuses me more than comparing a dislike of the sound of tape to "turning on an oven" as if that's a normal thing to hate. It just raises more questions than it answers.

  • @beforegrim
    @beforegrim Рік тому +2

    0:13 HE DID THE FACE

  • @squeakyice-cream441
    @squeakyice-cream441 5 років тому +1

    This was really entertaining

  • @935gamer
    @935gamer 2 роки тому +1

    My mom unironically got me this for Christmas. We are not in poverty

  • @eins2001
    @eins2001 5 років тому +5

    Jerma: *looks into the camera*
    Me with anxiety: *looks away*
    Also: Compact streamer streams compact console

  • @qwertygaming9387
    @qwertygaming9387 5 років тому +32

    Local gamer uploads daily

  • @homeslice808
    @homeslice808 3 роки тому +1

    I feel like I’m gonna regret watching this before bed

  • @Sidecutt3
    @Sidecutt3 5 років тому +1

    Not this is the lo-fi content i subscribed for!

  • @SuperBizarreSentai
    @SuperBizarreSentai 5 років тому +3

    I have a feeling Joel would love this.

  • @Etherman7
    @Etherman7 4 роки тому

    ARMPIT CAM. The most useful of camera angles.

  • @themigtyboosh
    @themigtyboosh 5 років тому +3

    Compact God gamer, “Just turns it on”!
    More at 7.

  • @Broken-Flesh
    @Broken-Flesh 5 років тому

    R.I.P back and neck. Be a part of soil.

  • @wendalka6942
    @wendalka6942 4 роки тому +1

    guy you don't understand, a contractor isn't USUALLY at his house