Jerma Streams - Tier List (Part 11) [Taste Test Edition]

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  • Опубліковано 22 тра 2024
  • Jerma archived Tier List (The original title of this stream was "How do I REALLY feel?", and was originally streamed/recorded on May 12th, 2022)
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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  2 роки тому +626

    5:24 Camera On
    2:22:15 Brb Ends

    • @PORKII-lw9um
      @PORKII-lw9um 2 роки тому +34

      1:41:04 caught me off guard while I was working lol

    • @Tommybouy666
      @Tommybouy666 Рік тому +25

      Wow thanks for letting us know what would we do without your 2 timestamps

    • @PsychoTrenchcoatKid
      @PsychoTrenchcoatKid Рік тому +7

      @@Tommybouy666 best timestamps in history of life

    • @the_big_har
      @the_big_har 10 місяців тому +2

      @@PsychoTrenchcoatKid the timestamps of all time

    • @zarrowthehorse
      @zarrowthehorse 9 місяців тому

      why@@PORKII-lw9um

  • @vaszs5641
    @vaszs5641 Рік тому +4137

    the way he sits is like someone carried him by his armpits and placed him there

  • @gnaat
    @gnaat 2 роки тому +3812

    Jerma sniffing Trolli sour gummy worms, complaining that they smell "fake", as if he's expecting actual living worms in the package.

    • @darukan
      @darukan 2 роки тому +2

      he devours a human family of 3 every wednesday, what do you expect of this monster

    • @spoopyscaryskelebones3846
      @spoopyscaryskelebones3846 2 роки тому +25

      He’s Mr Boss

    • @Kovac_
      @Kovac_ 2 роки тому +231

      Worms are his regular sustenance. The cruel mockery of nature that are the "gummy worms" disgusts him.

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 Рік тому +62

      "this gelatin smells synthetic"

    • @nutcruncher
      @nutcruncher Рік тому +33

      im surprised he doesnt think everything is fake considering hes from a different planet

  • @sharkosupreme
    @sharkosupreme 2 роки тому +4802

    This must be big for jerma, having never tried human food before

    • @Devil-xy8pk
      @Devil-xy8pk 2 роки тому +76

      Coming from a guy who eats rocks, eh ? Aksndaekbfsekjbfaekjnf

    • @Peeblo
      @Peeblo 2 роки тому +132

      He has, however, eaten human before.

    • @MHScald
      @MHScald 2 роки тому +41

      Hamburger helper is almost human food though

    • @gibstoper
      @gibstoper 2 роки тому +11

      Huge, even

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 2 роки тому +8

      Most of this isn't even food

  • @angryoiseau2245
    @angryoiseau2245 2 роки тому +4259

    When holly comes on screen it looks like a normal human standing next to a mascot character

    • @ozvoid1245
      @ozvoid1245 2 роки тому +155

      It is quite quite the fascinating occurrence, isn't it?

    • @cinephile_jay
      @cinephile_jay 2 роки тому +126

      @@seanrobison8558 jermas girlfriend

    • @gnaat
      @gnaat 2 роки тому +289

      @@seanrobison8558 jermas mother

    • @Gaius88
      @Gaius88 2 роки тому +488

      @@seanrobison8558 Jerma's psychiatrist

    • @tristantrevino327
      @tristantrevino327 2 роки тому +127

      @@seanrobison8558 jermas sister

  • @Roebey
    @Roebey 2 роки тому +1213

    Holly's laughing is a very sweet and welcoming addition even if it does destroy the illusion that jerma is a gremlin slowly going insane inside an abandoned apartment

    • @Everettalla
      @Everettalla Рік тому +121

      She’s the concerned investigator who finally found him but found out he actually wasn’t that bad so watched him eat mediocre food for 3 hours

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 Рік тому +89

      It's a soundboard he's playing

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 11 місяців тому +10

      @@Everettalla That woman character from megamind

    • @dysfunction0511
      @dysfunction0511 9 місяців тому +3

      he must have carer supervision

    • @peptalkk_4595
      @peptalkk_4595 7 місяців тому +4

      @@JacobKinsley her name is Roxanne !!! Give her some respect !!!

  • @randalabra3852
    @randalabra3852 2 роки тому +2330

    "The skin is still in my mouth, im still eating skin" is perfect for those PSYCHO streamer comps

    • @audrey0919
      @audrey0919 2 роки тому +23

      Do you have a timestamp please that’s hilarious

    • @katie9869
      @katie9869 2 роки тому +14

      MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

    • @gatov_
      @gatov_ 2 роки тому +29

      @@audrey0919 12:33

  • @lilithFGC
    @lilithFGC 2 роки тому +2026

    I was the “eat a handful of the fucked up jelly beans” guy, one of my proudest jerma moments

    • @meh3786
      @meh3786 2 роки тому +12

      proof?

    • @18themxxn_
      @18themxxn_ 2 роки тому +94

      he's the one guy

    • @neondreams0514
      @neondreams0514 2 роки тому +447

      @@meh3786 Really? It's a comment in a twitch chat section, it's not like he's claiming he found El Dorado or something lol

    • @hayden9876
      @hayden9876 2 роки тому +13

      like 30 people said it before he read it

    • @uzundeprem5743
      @uzundeprem5743 2 роки тому +1

      Based

  • @scarabeedae
    @scarabeedae 2 роки тому +2413

    17:53 I want to go to jerma's imaginary restaurant where corn flakes is apparently a ready made menu item

    • @18themxxn_
      @18themxxn_ 2 роки тому +228

      you just know they have a mansized meatgrinder in the kitchen

    • @Thinzy
      @Thinzy 2 роки тому +83

      @@18themxxn_ and the cupboards would be lined with nothing but radishes and paper plates

    • @KingSulley
      @KingSulley 2 роки тому +53

      My local franchise breakfast chain serves Cornflakes, fruitloops, and cheerios as alternative menu items for picky eaters.
      I have a friend that always orders cereal so he doesn't have to buy a $30 breakfast.

    • @Boomeyoo
      @Boomeyoo 2 роки тому +27

      Around half of the American-style buffets I've been to have had various cold and hot cereals. Idk why you would go for that over, you know, the buffet. Like Sulley said though it's probably just for picky eaters.

    • @rance2799
      @rance2799 2 роки тому +5

      Some of the more fancy restaurants tend to have overpriced cereal on the menu.

  • @shark7013
    @shark7013 2 роки тому +854

    "I dont like gummy worms because theyre for children" says the streamer who has made multiple barf and poop jokes in the last two hours

    • @papercraft4897
      @papercraft4897 Рік тому +39

      And put fun dip in s

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 Рік тому +34

      says the streamer who has a video on one of his main channels called "Crying and Farting and Screaming"

    • @dingalong14
      @dingalong14 Рік тому +5

      He's literally talked about *and demonstrated* the fact he regularly eats baby food on stream

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 7 місяців тому +3

      Anyone who says 'I don't like candy because I'm not a child' is like the culinary equivalent of that one annoying friend when you're all talking about sex in a lighthearted way and they pipe up all serious like saying stuff like 'I don't masturbate because I'm not a teenager any more' its like 'Mmm hmm. Yeah bro. We believe you. For sure. Can we continue with our conversation?'

    • @batata4427
      @batata4427 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@JacobKinsley is that supposed to be relatable

  • @cms3816
    @cms3816 2 роки тому +710

    the thumbnail of jerma looking into the camera like a nervous dog completely surrounded by absolutely disgusting snack food in backrooms lighting made me feel some kind of emotion

    • @astolbro7183
      @astolbro7183 Рік тому +64

      80% of the snack food on that table is pure gold miss me with that "absolutly disgusting bs"

    • @cms3816
      @cms3816 Рік тому +48

      @@astolbro7183 my fault bro. most snack food just makes my stomach hurt respectfully

    • @Made_on_marzzz
      @Made_on_marzzz Рік тому +1

      I was horrified

    • @cms3816
      @cms3816 Рік тому

      @@Elaina2206 lmfao

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 Рік тому

      @@Elaina2206 no cap

  • @neonlifeform
    @neonlifeform 2 роки тому +1242

    Jerma’s reaction to the cantaloupe being “ohh, juicy…” is going to fucking haunt me

    • @Hello-rp4gy
      @Hello-rp4gy 2 роки тому +1

      Mf started to moan because of cantaloupe

    • @peen2804
      @peen2804 2 роки тому +106

      omg ikr i can’t belibe he sed that that is so crzy i cannot even bro ong he said a piece of frute was juicy OMG1!1 LOL i cannot even that is so fkd up i will never be the same again #relatabol

    • @herojenni
      @herojenni 2 роки тому +120

      @@peen2804 cool comment dude

    • @neonlifeform
      @neonlifeform 2 роки тому +84

      @@peen2804 ridiculously painful to read, thanks so much

    • @CULTOFARTRA
      @CULTOFARTRA 2 роки тому +47

      @@peen2804 Snake, you incapacitated 5 civilians!

  • @denimbug
    @denimbug 2 роки тому +758

    this kind of feels like the human version of my hamster picking through the snack mix I got her to decide which ones she likes

    • @gummigamer4614
      @gummigamer4614 2 роки тому +37

      I sped through footage on the time bar and it looked exactly like that

    • @requiemforpsyche
      @requiemforpsyche 2 роки тому +22

      "human"

    • @skinnysnorlax1876
      @skinnysnorlax1876 Рік тому +11

      Because he is the same size as her?

    • @ron133.
      @ron133. Рік тому +4

      @@skinnysnorlax1876 he IS a hamster

  • @firstlast9855
    @firstlast9855 2 роки тому +650

    I like how he calls hanging out with friends "friend content"

  • @rat-gang-
    @rat-gang- 2 роки тому +890

    i've literally never seen someone struggle to eat an almond joy as much as jerma just did

    • @moonlightning8269
      @moonlightning8269 2 роки тому +141

      He forgot to wear his dentures so it didn’t get a fair assessment

    • @engar-dug5197
      @engar-dug5197 2 роки тому +43

      This made me want to scream at the screen more than nearly any other Jerma moment.

    • @peen2804
      @peen2804 2 роки тому

      he wasn’t struggling just takes a while to chew coconut lmao. no wonder his chat and UA-cam comments suck so bad. freaking tf out because someone doesn’t like the texture of something 😂 he somehow attracts the most sheltered people you could imagine. case in point the above comments about one of the literal most fibrous foods commonly consumed needing more chewing equals struggling wtf 😂 wow fucking crazy right I can’t believe he had 2 chew that coconut omg guyz I can’t even !1!1!1!11

    • @rat-gang-
      @rat-gang- 2 роки тому +45

      @@peen2804 skill issue, coconut isn't that hard to chew

    • @UniverseOfDreams
      @UniverseOfDreams 2 роки тому +17

      @@rat-gang- I think he's scared to swallow 😂 like wtf I thought he meant it got stuck in his teeth not that he literally cant chew it

  • @victorcarneiro3779
    @victorcarneiro3779 2 роки тому +1365

    Jerma looks so adorable on this stream. That big table with those large sized snacks made him look even smaller than he is

  • @whatr0
    @whatr0 2 роки тому +477

    "That's *so* much sugar!" man who has, by his own admission, eaten 10,000 pints of Ben and Jerry's

    • @Matt-ot9nx
      @Matt-ot9nx 2 роки тому +83

      And an entire sleeve of Oreos

    • @jpm80
      @jpm80 2 роки тому +68

      @@Matt-ot9nx To be fair he didn't get to digest it because he threw it up almost immediately afterwards

    • @Matt-ot9nx
      @Matt-ot9nx 2 роки тому +64

      @@jpm80 he absorbed all the sugar and his body rejected the rest

    • @MegaFallout3Fan
      @MegaFallout3Fan 2 роки тому +13

      I could eat an entire family pack of Oreos on one sitting and I have and will

    • @Matt-ot9nx
      @Matt-ot9nx 2 роки тому +11

      You don’t absorb pure sugar like jerma does

  • @foonkyret2364
    @foonkyret2364 2 роки тому +697

    Jerma’s reaction to eating red delicious apples is the same as when he eats human flesh

    • @Hello-rp4gy
      @Hello-rp4gy 2 роки тому +96

      "The skin is still in my mouth, I'm still eating skin"

    • @holloww_dwella
      @holloww_dwella 2 роки тому +41

      @@Hello-rp4gy imagine hearing that as a five-foot-tall Bostonian ripped into your thigh with his bare hands

    • @GregLemons
      @GregLemons 2 роки тому +2

      @@holloww_dwella like Chucky

    • @oventree
      @oventree Рік тому +9

      to be fair they feel like eating human flesh anyways. red delicious apples are nasty

    • @Mrdumguy
      @Mrdumguy 8 місяців тому

      ​@GregLemons nah but chucky was taller

  • @miadiamia
    @miadiamia 2 роки тому +929

    looking forward to the next stream where holly waterboards jerma with diet mountain dew

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 2 роки тому

      Diet mountain dew really is the worst of all the diet sodas though. It's not even healthier, you're just choosing cancer instead of diabetes. Switch to coffee or tea if you really need the caffeine buzz that badly.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +36

      Next stream is just Holly with a bloody knife and jerma's muffled screams in the background and she figures out how to put text on OBS and makes a message that says 'You were so busy thinking jeremy was the psycho that you never stopped to cons' and the text cuts off before she walks off frame and the stream is taken down by twitch

    • @peepeepants0004
      @peepeepants0004 Рік тому +9

      @@JacobKinsley i’m pissing that’s hilarious

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +18

      @@peepeepants0004 username checks out

    • @theironpill9296
      @theironpill9296 Рік тому +1

      What a horrible way to go...

  • @SuprememessageNG
    @SuprememessageNG Рік тому +138

    Jerma's inability to swallow an Almond Joy without gumming it for three minutes is proof he's an alien.

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 Рік тому +14

      Performing nutrient extraction.

  • @bimplizkit5138
    @bimplizkit5138 Рік тому +386

    49:14 Jerma perfectly resembles my Hispanic great grandfather eating peanuts without dentures on while watching telenovelas in a worn out loveseat good lord

  • @FunnyCrowd_
    @FunnyCrowd_ 2 роки тому +432

    This stream looks like when a non American tries "American" food but end up eating the inventory of their local 7-11

    • @Itual
      @Itual Рік тому +3

      do 7-11 even exist outside of America tho? I’ve never seen one

    • @erikestrada7470
      @erikestrada7470 Рік тому +13

      @@Itual I barely see them in America

    • @smithsmithony5401
      @smithsmithony5401 Рік тому +20

      @@Itual They're really popular in Asia for some reason, especially Japan

    • @colemantrebor1610
      @colemantrebor1610 Рік тому

      @@smithsmithony5401 South Korean company

    • @Pyoriin
      @Pyoriin Рік тому +3

      @@Itual Australia has them

  • @kayisalie
    @kayisalie 2 роки тому +784

    hearing Holly laughing in the background really makes this video so much better, i love her little inclusion

    • @JojoTheVulture
      @JojoTheVulture 2 роки тому +51

      Gives Markiplier and Amy vibes

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 2 роки тому

      @@JojoTheVulture God, you people are so parasocial..

    • @iiiethan4651
      @iiiethan4651 Рік тому +26

      @@JojoTheVulture barack and michelle

    • @Deluxe-wb8vy
      @Deluxe-wb8vy Рік тому +3

      @@iiiethan4651 *N O*

    • @bugbug44
      @bugbug44 Рік тому +23

      it must be so strange to be dating jerma

  • @rise-my-angel
    @rise-my-angel 2 роки тому +312

    Jerma struggling to chew and swollow the almond joy and mounds like hes still got only his baby teeth in there

    • @devaunbeats
      @devaunbeats 2 роки тому

      He has soft teeth. He isn't human

  • @probablymichelle2165
    @probablymichelle2165 Рік тому +154

    I clicked on this video thinking "Wow, this will be kinda boring, this is all very popular junk food," but then Jerma proceeds to have never even tried an almond joy. I love him.

    • @probablymichelle2165
      @probablymichelle2165 Рік тому +21

      how do you even chew an almond joy for that long. sir, it is not that hard.

  • @GuineaPigEveryday
    @GuineaPigEveryday 2 роки тому +465

    Jerma literally complains about BREAD being too plain. Actual baby needs sugar butter bread

    • @UniverseOfDreams
      @UniverseOfDreams 2 роки тому +38

      actual skill issue.

    • @trulyinfamous
      @trulyinfamous 2 роки тому +41

      Some bread is actually pretty flavorful. I made rye bread a couple years ago and with honey on it, it was the best bread I've ever had. Wouldn't use it to make a sandwich though.

    • @spaghettivase4808
      @spaghettivase4808 2 роки тому +25

      Hes also just eating a slice of bread, no sandwich, no jelly, not even toasted. Who the hell does that

    • @5crwd
      @5crwd 2 роки тому +22

      @@spaghettivase4808 me 😎

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +2

      @@spaghettivase4808 Billy from that one episode of billy and mandy where the mom becomes a kid.

  • @shartdart600
    @shartdart600 2 роки тому +451

    Jerma: "I don't do drugs!!"
    Also Jerma: "I was high"

    • @sethbryant7894
      @sethbryant7894 2 роки тому +31

      I think Jerma's said he's okay with edibles. He just doesn't do them a lot.

    • @gamewizardthesecond
      @gamewizardthesecond 2 роки тому +118

      "Do you do drugs?"
      "Sure all the time"
      "Do you do drugs?"
      "No! Never"
      "Do you do drugs?"
      "Once in a blue moon i do"

    • @cbtillery135
      @cbtillery135 2 роки тому +14

      He is licensed for medical marijuana. That's not technically drugs

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +2

      Jerma was in it for the long haul, people who smoke weed at age 7 don't understand. When you're old, retired, hedonistic and attend orgies at mansions THAT'S when you start taking drugs.

    • @williamwaffle1629
      @williamwaffle1629 2 роки тому +77

      @@cbtillery135 that is technically drugs

  • @Nemrey
    @Nemrey Рік тому +118

    A list of time stamps for each food item.
    Fruit
    Red Delicious Apple 9:15 - 12:04
    Cantaloupe 12:05 - 14:52
    Honeydew 14:53 - 15:47
    Grapefruit 15:49 - 18:26
    Sodas
    Diet Mountain Dew 19:13 - 21:41
    Squirt 21:41 - 23:44
    Cream Soda 25:46 - 29:38
    Diet Coke 29:38 - 33:57
    Coke vs Pepsi Blind Taste Test 33:57 - 38:38
    Chocolate
    Almond Joy 38:52 - 44:20
    Mounds 44:20 - 49:24
    Tootsie Rolls 49:25 - 54:43
    Sno Caps 54:55 - 59:05
    Whoppers 1:00:17 - 1:05:29
    Milk Duds 1:05:30 - 1:10:42
    Baby Ruth 1:10:42 - 1:14:45
    Cookie Dough Bites 1:14:53 - 1:19:36
    “Gross” Candy
    Hot Tamales 1:20:25-1:25:09
    Swedish Fish 1:25:14 - 1:31:19
    Bean Boozeled 1:31:21 - 1:38:58
    Fun Dip 1:38:58 - 1:48:03
    Mike n Ike’s 1:48:34 - 1:56:08
    Dots 1:56:11 -2:02:35
    Trolli Sour Worms 2:02:39 - 2:08:42
    Orange Slices 2:09:03 - 2:12:30
    Twizzlers 2:12:36 - 2:15:22
    Chips
    Takis 2:23:37 - 2:32:09
    Frank’s Red Hot 2:32:10 - 2:36:20
    Bugles 2:36:22 - 2:40:06
    Chili Cheese Fritos 2:40:06 - 2:43:46
    Salt & Vinegar Chips 2:43:50 - 2:46:33
    Sun Chips 2:46:35 - 2:53:02
    Pork Rinds 2:53:03 - 2:58:07
    Cashews 2:59:18 - 3:01:31
    Bread.
    Butter Bread 3:01:36 - 3:05:44
    Whole Wheat 3:05:44 - 3:08:24
    Sourdough 3:08:25 - 3:13:13

    • @L-guy
      @L-guy Рік тому +4

      Thank you legend

    • @user-ew7vj3hw9m
      @user-ew7vj3hw9m 7 місяців тому +2

      Everyone who see this comment should like and writw a comment so more ppl can use this as a guide

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 7 місяців тому +2

      ok@@user-ew7vj3hw9m

    • @emulsion_
      @emulsion_ 5 місяців тому +1

      My fucking hero

  • @wef6146
    @wef6146 2 роки тому +213

    I liked how whenever he would put something in his mouth there would be like 4 messages that just say “PUKE NOW”

  • @cyanzaran
    @cyanzaran 2 роки тому +585

    Holly's comedic timing is great. when you hear the quiet "noo" when jerma says the jellybeans taste like hamburger meat as he upchucks made me chuckle

    • @JojoTheVulture
      @JojoTheVulture 2 роки тому +1

      Best moment of the stream

    • @shardgunner4815
      @shardgunner4815 2 роки тому

      Did he actually vomit ?

    • @MagerBlutooth
      @MagerBlutooth 2 роки тому +86

      Sneakily adding Almond Joy and Cashews to S tier while Jerma was deliberating was some great easily-missed comedy.

    • @victorcarneiro3779
      @victorcarneiro3779 2 роки тому +17

      As a hyperactive myself, I'm glad that she enjoys and adds up to his antics.

    • @cyanzaran
      @cyanzaran 2 роки тому +2

      @@shardgunner4815 It seems like it, he is a professional actor after all, who can say 4 sure

  • @meganthoustallionlol1399
    @meganthoustallionlol1399 2 роки тому +366

    everytime he looks in the camera i get nervous, it feels we r having a one on one conversation

  • @banannah_h
    @banannah_h 2 роки тому +487

    Love the added laugh track ❤️ feels less like he’s talking to himself

    • @Icecastles4000
      @Icecastles4000 2 роки тому +87

      He’s doing the tierlist with his feet under the table

    • @ohsnapitsdiana
      @ohsnapitsdiana Рік тому +11

      @@Icecastles4000 delicious appendages, they should’ve been added to the tier-list

    • @ron133.
      @ron133. Рік тому +14

      @@ohsnapitsdiana worst jerma comment nomination

    • @massive_dick_gaming
      @massive_dick_gaming 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@karwew7617 his feet is sticking out of the other side of the table

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 7 місяців тому +1

      @@ron133. I appreciate this commenter's unique contributions

  • @tree4364
    @tree4364 Рік тому +148

    Okay I love hearing hollys giggles she really loves that thing!

    • @IBeSyd84
      @IBeSyd84 Рік тому +68

      That thing 😭😭😭

  • @parallelalpha
    @parallelalpha 2 роки тому +410

    I’m so happy jerma has finally been able to eat food after being locked in his room for 2 years

  • @buckysheep2177
    @buckysheep2177 Рік тому +66

    holly coaching him thru eating a fun dip after someone called it a pregnancy test is best moment of the stream LMAO

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 7 місяців тому +3

      He's got a good psychiatrist to help him with his crippling ADHD

  • @samrobotsin
    @samrobotsin 2 роки тому +437

    I nominate "it tastes like Hamburger meat" for best emotional jerma moments 2022

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +173

    Jerma telling people to go larp instead of eating bean boozled is such a jerma way of putting it

  • @Bahuers
    @Bahuers 2 роки тому +285

    before i read the title i thought he was going to try a mukbang, i seriously thought he had gone insane for real

    • @WDWatameVirus
      @WDWatameVirus 2 роки тому +45

      Sanest Mukbanger

    • @GaminGilmore
      @GaminGilmore 2 роки тому +4

      @@WDWatameVirus and thats saying a lot

    • @jzsjshaoossnsn8982
      @jzsjshaoossnsn8982 Рік тому +16

      The thought of jerma sitting down and eating like a million calories of candy and then just turning off the stream without ever saying a word

  • @anthonycullen4514
    @anthonycullen4514 Рік тому +85

    Holly slowly moving cashews up to s-tier as jerma talks shit about them made me giggle 3:00:30

  • @thenotoriousT.E.D.
    @thenotoriousT.E.D. 2 роки тому +69

    you have to be so detached from reality to go into a restaurant and order CORN FLAKES, what the hell is wrong with you

    • @quadrillion92
      @quadrillion92 Рік тому +1

      wym theyre pretty good

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 7 місяців тому

      @@quadrillion92 It's almost an insult to the chefs there.

  • @LastHazzerd
    @LastHazzerd 2 роки тому +245

    oh boy, that must've been a wacky grocery list

    • @rustysoupcan935
      @rustysoupcan935 2 роки тому

      I pity the poor clerk who had to service this psycho

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +37

      I bet the cashier was confused when she saw jerma put fresh fruit on the checkout

  • @tikifreakazoid
    @tikifreakazoid 2 роки тому +63

    Absolutely criminal that the “squirt or cream” comment got sandbagged

  • @Graveyard0142
    @Graveyard0142 2 роки тому +186

    Can a longtime fan explain to me why he bites things like one of those anime girls who is so moe-fied they no longer resemble a human being

    • @acrimonyy
      @acrimonyy 2 роки тому

      Because hes a deranged fucking cycle path

    • @trulyinfamous
      @trulyinfamous 2 роки тому +67

      It's because he's a catboy.

    • @papercraft4897
      @papercraft4897 Рік тому +45

      Cuz hes quirked up

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi Рік тому +102

      He’s shy about eating on camera cuz he’s afraid he eats weird, which inadvertently makes him eat weird. He’s a lot like me in that respect.

    • @galacsinhajto
      @galacsinhajto Рік тому +52

      He was made in the same lab as anime girls are made in. He was disposed because he was a failed prototype. Unfortunately he escaped destruction.
      Idk lol he is just a fastidious person+ acting bc he knows chat goes mad for his silly little mannerisms

  • @this-name-is-fake
    @this-name-is-fake 2 роки тому +403

    If you subtract the tier list from the context of the stream it looks like an alien tried random human food and put it on a tier list LMAO

    • @christian_aspen
      @christian_aspen 2 роки тому +28

      Even with context it feels like that 😂

    • @desouu
      @desouu 2 роки тому +2

      LMAO

    • @joey6609
      @joey6609 2 роки тому +17

      but i thought you subtracted the tier list

    • @kazutrash
      @kazutrash 2 роки тому +1

      @@joey6609 subtract the tier list FROM the co text of the stream

    • @sakesaurus1706
      @sakesaurus1706 2 роки тому +4

      this comments like trying too hard

  • @RyansGamerShack
    @RyansGamerShack 2 роки тому +110

    1:36:01 DERANGED food tester KNOWS what RAW meat tastes like

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +11

      If you've ever prepared raw meat it gives you an idea what it would taste like. I remember gagging at the steak tartare mr bean skit because I prepared burgers a couple days before and remembered what it smelled like

    • @judah1276
      @judah1276 Рік тому +1

      I eat raw meat every day.

    • @Ogerpwned
      @Ogerpwned Рік тому +5

      @@stanbrule9357 tartare? Isn't that the guy who ate a baby

    • @FancyPurpleGoose
      @FancyPurpleGoose 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Ogerpwned no that was tarrare.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 7 місяців тому

      @@Ogerpwned No it's the guy that made the sauce

  • @Vizimech
    @Vizimech 2 роки тому +199

    Now he needs to do all his S tier snacks and see what he really likes

  • @iambiglucas
    @iambiglucas 2 роки тому +125

    I think I laughed a solid 30 seconds at "it's an animal style grapefruit"

  • @thatmikee
    @thatmikee 2 роки тому +68

    Insane man VOMITS down his own shirt, forever loosing sponsorships.

  • @holymakerel
    @holymakerel 2 роки тому +70

    1:53:00
    "green for obi wan kenobi. he actually gave his lightsaber to luke. luke had a blue lightsaber."
    only 1 of these things are true

    • @Ethman16
      @Ethman16 Рік тому +2

      The fact he’s sitting wearing a Star Wars shirt as well

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 7 місяців тому +1

      Obi-Wan Kenobi primarily wielded a blue lightsaber. Indeed, he passed this blue lightsaber to Luke Skywalker. So, the true statement among the ones you've provided is: "He actually gave his lightsaber to Luke." The mention of Obi-Wan's lightsaber being green and Luke having a green lightsaber in this context are not accurate based on canonical Star Wars knowledge. Luke does later construct a green lightsaber, but Obi-Wan's was blue.
      ChatGPT wrote this I can't confirm because I'm too busy doin' ya mom to watch star wars (I'm kidding I'm kidding I only have sex with older men)

  • @wawadu2117
    @wawadu2117 2 роки тому +130

    Jerma's complaint with the almond joy was literally "It didn't completely disappear after I chewed it".

    • @UniverseOfDreams
      @UniverseOfDreams 2 роки тому +26

      Just swallow it 😂 dude chews it so much it starts to reform.

    • @higadograso1629
      @higadograso1629 Рік тому +35

      baby food streamer

    • @walmarp
      @walmarp Рік тому +15

      to be fair, he calls baby food a great streamer snack

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 7 місяців тому +2

      @@UniverseOfDreams He is the sort of person to keep whipping cream for like 10 minutes and complain it's still runny

  • @delilah3247
    @delilah3247 2 роки тому +121

    i love jerma because i can watch a 3 hour stream and have no clue what he’s talking about the entire time

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 Рік тому +1

      It's okay, he doesn't either

  • @talondiaz4148
    @talondiaz4148 2 роки тому +244

    This is one of his cutest streams ever 😭❤️
    Hearing his gf trying not to laugh in the background while he's trying not to look like he's in a hostage video is surprisingly wholesome

    • @walmarp
      @walmarp Рік тому +42

      You're laughing.... His girlfriend is holding him hostage and you're laughing.....

    • @massive_dick_gaming
      @massive_dick_gaming 9 місяців тому +1

      there's nothing cute about this former alien terrorist organization's leader.

  • @lightbluepika2175
    @lightbluepika2175 2 роки тому +102

    37:35 very brave of him to step off his booster seat on stream. i’m glad he’s embracing his small stature more

  • @trans-rights
    @trans-rights 2 роки тому +102

    God the part where he started projectile vomiting after eating a tootsie roll was so insane

  • @mx.lunaaa
    @mx.lunaaa 7 місяців тому +34

    holly sneakily putting almond joy in s tier towards the start is so fucking micheiveous and funny she like does it so carefully and is tip toeing lmao 9:01

  • @MagerBlutooth
    @MagerBlutooth 2 роки тому +225

    Lowkey shock moment in this stream is Jerma going "Huh?" in response to something Holly asks because he needed her to repeat what she said. It highlighted to me how rarely we see Jerma interact with someone that isn't in chat or using a microphone.

    • @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812
      @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 2 роки тому +3

      Who is holly?

    • @TheWampaKing
      @TheWampaKing 2 роки тому +7

      @@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 his gal

    • @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812
      @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheWampaKing did he break up with Kim because they are genderfluid now? /gen

    • @jollycrab1897
      @jollycrab1897 2 роки тому +89

      @@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 they did break up but that definitely wasnt the reason

    • @PeptoAbismol
      @PeptoAbismol 2 роки тому +82

      @@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 this is the second time i’ve seen you ask this question

  • @user-fq3cr3vz2r
    @user-fq3cr3vz2r 2 роки тому +277

    interesting. this is the first time i've been anywhere close to one of these just hitting youtube (watching from asia). thanks for all the hard work maintaining the archive fellas, it's practically the only way i can watch these.

    • @cherryfruit5492
      @cherryfruit5492 2 роки тому +7

      I think there are vods on twitch you can watch as well

    • @leavewe
      @leavewe 2 роки тому

      i live in america and i still only watch vods because i hate jerma viewers

  • @cromtuiseagain
    @cromtuiseagain 2 роки тому +80

    That's a MAN sized upload right there

    • @dzub7840
      @dzub7840 2 роки тому +15

      Lmao, I really hope "MAN SIZED" become a running gag after watching the infomercial stream.

  • @westley89126
    @westley89126 Рік тому +69

    Hollys so cute I love her. Sweet little lady trying to help contain the psychotic chaos called Jeremy

    • @skippersoup380
      @skippersoup380 Рік тому +2

      not really little, she’s half a foot taller than him lmao

    • @mrtoast244
      @mrtoast244 3 місяці тому

      it's like markiplier and amy

  • @rosewater1862
    @rosewater1862 2 роки тому +91

    30:53 how does do the sound of someone placing the phone down like that so well

  • @user-ci6oo1uv2k
    @user-ci6oo1uv2k 2 роки тому +50

    This episode of Jerma985 was filmed in front of a live studio audience

  • @caitlinisahookerfromhell
    @caitlinisahookerfromhell 2 роки тому +133

    42:35 he calls her honey 😭😭😭 so sweet

  • @haiperbus
    @haiperbus 2 роки тому +230

    I'm super happy for Jerma and Holly, and them doing stuff together like this really seems to be reflecting positively on jerma's attitude. :)

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash 2 роки тому

      The killings have subsided for now. But be wary, he cannot be satiated.

    • @Icecastles4000
      @Icecastles4000 2 роки тому +3

      Are they together?

    • @jackspies444
      @jackspies444 2 роки тому +49

      @@Icecastles4000 its his caretaker

    • @Icecastles4000
      @Icecastles4000 2 роки тому +14

      @@jackspies444 ooohhh right that makes sense with all that bedpan stuff he was talking about

    • @tamagotchi7989
      @tamagotchi7989 2 роки тому +5

      @@Icecastles4000 yes they’re together it’s super sweet

  • @LieutenantBoii
    @LieutenantBoii 2 роки тому +74

    Imagining him rehearsing this stream at the snacks counter in a movie theater and lecturing to the guy who started working last week, stuck listening to a madman explain the quality and texture of candy and soda for three hours

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +6

      But imagine jerma being the guy at the snack counter and ranting to everyone who visits and orders an f tier candy and not letting them leave and they miss the entire movie and the line goes out the door

  • @flyingfrogofdeath9616
    @flyingfrogofdeath9616 2 роки тому +29

    It's the year 3031. We are 66 years deep into the apocalypse. The internet and UA-cam specifcally has been kept intact by the NetKeepers. Jerma is a staple of the old world. He is one of the most popular for us lucky enough to have a working screen. 1:56:30 DOTS appear on screen. Our commune cheers and we rattle our boxes in unison. Praise the 985!

  • @toontastic25
    @toontastic25 2 роки тому +130

    As Holly as soon as she moved almond joy to S I knew jerma had a good one.

  • @CraftyKaname
    @CraftyKaname 10 місяців тому +10

    29:56 "Guys I've been high and eaten an entire tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream before"
    Jerma I do that sober 😭

  • @jeffu_
    @jeffu_ 2 роки тому +65

    1:21:28 okay, watching that bag fall over for no reason was somehow one of the funniest things to happen during the stream
    2:30:02

  • @woverniox
    @woverniox 2 роки тому +124

    this is awesome I wish he did more stuff like this but just for bread.

  • @jfs983
    @jfs983 2 роки тому +48

    "I can taste the MSG" bro that's literally the point of MSG it's a seasoning...

  • @HeyRoosty
    @HeyRoosty Рік тому +58

    My eyes went out of focus while staring at Jerma's shirt at 2:13:33 and I swear on my life the fucking Fritos/Lays Kettle Cooked bags fused together and looked like Marge Simpson in my peripheral

    • @danielmonte7660
      @danielmonte7660 Рік тому +9

      I've just done this you are 100% correct

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +8

      Neural networks be like

    • @UnironicScrotumhat
      @UnironicScrotumhat Рік тому +2

      average THC/CBD sippy enjoyer

    • @HeyRoosty
      @HeyRoosty Рік тому

      @@UnironicScrotumhat Negative sir I am a saint and do not partake in drugs. I am simply retarded.

    • @babayaga3098
      @babayaga3098 11 місяців тому

      Oh my god I see it

  • @Gamed-dd7tj
    @Gamed-dd7tj 2 роки тому +62

    1:44:47 to watch a psycho use a pregnancy test completely wrong

  • @happer_9305
    @happer_9305 2 роки тому +89

    jerma totally acts different when holly is around, it’s cute

    • @pantsshitter69
      @pantsshitter69 2 роки тому +1

      No you

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 Рік тому +8

      I'd say he actually acts entirely like himself, just like, sweeter (it's all the sugar he's eating)

  • @d6sires
    @d6sires Рік тому +32

    Holly describing Swedish fish as dusty is not a bad description at all

  • @PinkFlyingNarwhal
    @PinkFlyingNarwhal 2 роки тому +54

    Red delicious themselves might not be C on their own, but they're definitely F when compared to any other apple.

    • @trulyinfamous
      @trulyinfamous 2 роки тому +9

      Shame they used to be actually delicious but were continuously bred for looks than flavor. Apples are honestly a terrible fruit, in part by the fact they need to be cloned to get good fruit. Apples will naturally create terrible fruit that are different from the one the seed came from, in the plant's attempt for consistent genetic diversity. I like plums and peaches better.

    • @LegalizeTheNuclearBomb
      @LegalizeTheNuclearBomb Рік тому

      @@trulyinfamous Nobody willingly eats an apple. It's the only piece of fruit to be left in the fruit bowl for months until there's nothing else to eat and somebody just wants to get rid of it.

    • @babayaga3098
      @babayaga3098 11 місяців тому

      That’s what I’m sayin!!!!

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 7 місяців тому +2

      Jazz apples are incredible when they're put in the fridge. Also just because a plant needs to be cloned to produce consistent results doesn't make it less tasty...

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +55

    I like to imagine these are actual normal sized foods and he's normal sized, as opposed to them being halloween style mini candies

    • @skippersoup380
      @skippersoup380 Рік тому +1

      I can’t unsee both him and the candy being mini

  • @pinkcigarette
    @pinkcigarette 2 роки тому +21

    this is just a fifth grade last day of school party

  • @nyanbinary4031
    @nyanbinary4031 2 роки тому +118

    He is def going to dream about and then actually shit himself after all this sugar lmao

  • @Wrinklynewt
    @Wrinklynewt 2 роки тому +29

    jerma confidently saying "Green, for Obi-Wan" and pointing to his Star Wars shirt when Obi-Wan only had a green lightsaber for one scene when fighting Dooku

  • @MashieMutt
    @MashieMutt 2 роки тому +28

    "I'm still eating skin" - jerma 2022

  • @psych0ruins
    @psych0ruins 10 місяців тому +8

    "what the fuck is he doing" "youre gonna get fat" "nice shirt" IM ACTUALLY CRYING CHAT IS SO MEAN

  • @grunksprungo
    @grunksprungo 2 роки тому +19

    "my girl loves snow caps" was cute LMAO

  • @WDWatameVirus
    @WDWatameVirus 2 роки тому +147

    Jerma and Holly were so sweet during this stream, so happy to see them doing streams together, and I hope they can make more of them
    Also 10/10 best Mukbang I've ever seen

  • @Feroror
    @Feroror 2 роки тому +16

    This man is screaming at his iPad while eating copious amounts of junk food

  • @SpaceshipHome
    @SpaceshipHome 2 роки тому +23

    “Delicious! I love it! B.” Jerma doesn’t understand ranking

  • @joeshmuck
    @joeshmuck 2 роки тому +42

    I love how Holly acts like basically a gremlin minion for Jerma (the goblin king) and occasionally shows herself on screen, though usually as a literal off-camera hand to give/take food from Jerma. It’s so adorable it hurts.

  • @BoxMacLeod
    @BoxMacLeod 2 роки тому +56

    What the fuck is wrong with Jerma's tastebuds for him to think cashews taste 'gamey'.

    • @revolverboy1314
      @revolverboy1314 2 роки тому +18

      I think he just has no idea what gamey is lol

    • @_midinette_
      @_midinette_ 2 роки тому +11

      @@jj8762 he's right htey put way too much pigeon in twizzlers

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +5

      Cashews have no crunch you just sink your teeth into them and they kind of just fall apart, they're like the fondant of nuts

  • @toadstooldarling9937
    @toadstooldarling9937 10 місяців тому +5

    "Midgee? Is thqt like Finnish for middle?"
    As a finnish person I will now add midgee into my vocabulary

  • @conure3029
    @conure3029 2 роки тому +29

    jerma describing the fun dip reminded me of the patrick Bateman business card monologue

  • @moonwater8089
    @moonwater8089 2 роки тому +53

    He's eating on stream now, oh how far he's come

    • @heartsalive3157
      @heartsalive3157 2 роки тому +6

      I too am extremely proud of him

    • @jadenantu6171
      @jadenantu6171 2 роки тому +2

      God I remember when he would sheepishly eat a hamburger

    • @justaguy4311
      @justaguy4311 Рік тому +2

      I got a i got a onion ring

  • @em.1633
    @em.1633 2 роки тому +26

    Jerma holds up dots and mike and ikes, says "these are the exact same candy", then proceeds to say their flavor and texture is different

  • @DQBlizzard_
    @DQBlizzard_ 2 роки тому +28

    1:01:54 He looks so wide since he blends into the chair.

    • @jeffu_
      @jeffu_ 2 роки тому +2

      I can't unsee it now lmao

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +3

      Bottom heavy dark souls character

  • @DAFLOLCB
    @DAFLOLCB 9 місяців тому +6

    42:29 hollys "almond joy :(??" made me wanna cry

  • @olioliravioli6619
    @olioliravioli6619 2 роки тому +33

    One hour into watching this: Jerma is a snake and wants to gulp everything down instantaneously.

  • @notur1angel
    @notur1angel 2 роки тому +27

    "Grandma went fucking sicko mode for this"

  • @wali5912
    @wali5912 Рік тому +31

    This is weird but i find jermas cadence and laugh cathartic and also chat is funnier when not present

  • @sneersh9107
    @sneersh9107 8 місяців тому +14

    Imagine tuning in at that moment to see Jerma cradling a loaf of sourdough bread saying "Yeah I could trust Grandma Sicko Mode"

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 7 місяців тому

      He's the grandma going sicko mode

  • @SpinelessJohn
    @SpinelessJohn 2 роки тому +81

    1:35:28 Holly waves hello to chat :)

    • @zedprophfer
      @zedprophfer 2 роки тому +14

      and Otto makes an appearance right after!

  • @FleshCastle
    @FleshCastle 2 роки тому +85

    Oh my Jeremy, spoiling us with such excellent content

  • @Hobbitfeetpics
    @Hobbitfeetpics 2 роки тому +22

    You can't rank Sun Chips so low without trying the orange or red ones. Nobody eats plain Sun Chips; in fact I've never even seen the blue and green bags.