He literally says he sold the entire company, not that the company got sold and all he did was make the website. In otherwords, he's the owner and just made the website himself. The movie doesn't understand what that entails, but that's what they said. The implausible part is how the website features his face and talks about how he made "the code".
@@Naokarma He also said he was working on the code half his life. He looks like he's at least 60 years old, so he spent 30 years writing this code? 30 years ago not even Windows 95 existed. What kind of internet-enabled computer was he writing his code on?!?
@@userjames2009 That definitely is a weird line. The only viable explanations would be one or both of 2 options: He's exaggerating and it has only been half of his working life (assuming you're right about his age and he started working at whatever job at 20ish, that's 20 years on the high end given how owning an entire company is rarely something one just picks up at 20) and/or this movie takes place in the future.
The cat in this movie is voiced by Eric Roberts, who also voiced Mongul in Justice League/Unlimited, and Dark Danny from Danny Phantom. He was also the main villain from the first Expendables movie, Maroni from The Dark Knight, and was even in The Human Centipede 3 as a governor.
This man did some great voice acting for 20 years maybe, and he basically threw it all away for this. I'm not kidding about that, after this he did some really bad movies.
@@crimsondynamo615 True, my mom would grab hot stuff with her bare hands and when I said anything she'd just say she's used to it. Like, mom, you're still burning yourself, even if you can't feel it.
“Did I go too far for this one?” *Looks at current Jontron videos Naaaah...buying a $2,000 lawn gnome might be going too far but the bib is more than okay.
I've watched this video over 10 times and have only just realised that the girl who asked for English tutoring is not the same girl as the business college girl,
+Ambiticus When we start thinking in terms of 'only have' when we are talking about whole millions of human beings it is a good sign that our expectations as a people are way out of whack. Esspecially when we are talking about JT fans here. We're not stamped-out pewdieclones, we're not content-starved, eternally bored grumps. Each of Jons subscribers is a person with highly refined tastes in online comedy. It's not so much that Jon 'has only' two million subscribers that watch him, but that he has over two million people who enjoy his point of view. tl;dr 2 milz is a big fukton of ppl lol
+Zombadger Yeah, but two million is tiny compared to all those other dicks. Markiplier is cool, but Pew Die and JSE really just scream into a microphone.
This is the most disjointed and manic JonTron I’ve ever seen. It’s like he’s been awake for 72 hours living off Red Bulls, even the gray lighting reinforces the dreamlike, disconnected nature of this video.
Kinda surprised that no one pointed out that the dad's shirt can translate as "One fucking day at a time" Pinche has a lot of meanings in spanish, specially mexican, and this is a very common use for the word lol See the shirt at 16:16
@carlangas world I mean, I'm sure he meant Spanish, but more specifically in Mexico, since all Spanish speaking countries talk differently in slang. Venezuela, Colombia, Ecuador, Mexico, Argentina, they all gave different dialects. As a Venezuelan myself, we really make fun of other countries, specially Spain
@@jayive34 Senior is really pushing it. I remember in 8th grade, a friend of mine did the same style of lip movement for his dog to explain random science stuff for the class project. The video was only around 5 minutes long, but it literally had the same production value as this "movie", if you ignore the house the first family lives in. Funfact: his laptop then proceeded to literally scream in agony an hour later, for some unknown reason, and he had to get a new one.
We had to do a bunch of freshman videos for our English project and we had to incorporate words like "saccharine" and "zenith". And it's about the same quality, actually luckily my friend was a decent editor so it turned out better than this.
Well, I just wanted to say.... I watched this video, I laughed so hard that I fainted, then I woke up weeks later and noticed that I had six-pack abs. Thanks, Jon.
the sad thing is Jon would have done an infinitely better job with zero budget and no studios involved. Mesmerizingly bad doesn't even begin to describe it.
Today marks the 5th anniversary of this video. This is important to me, because the video reached me when I was in a very, very bad condition, and it cheered me up so much that it _literally_ saved my day and those to come. So thanks Jon, know that your silly entertainment helped a great deal in enduring my struggles.
i love finding comments like these because i've been in that position myself, as well. i mean Game Grump's sonic boom series probably saved my life, too. there's nothing silly about watching a video so entertaining that it lets you take a break from all the bad thoughts. i wish you a happy and fulfilling life, friend. stay strong
+Amber Geddes JonTron and his adventures, Jacques. Jon's and Tron's things every minute a hundred times, me and Jon and Tron runnin' around in Jon and Tron time, Jon and Tron forever and forever a hundred years. wwwahundredtimesjontrondotcom
Probably something to do with the quality, consistent humour, fun editing and the sparsity of uploads. If he uploaded new videos every day I'm sure his view count would be lower.
I cringed up a little when he said "Toy and stuff is for" like seriously! Was that in the script or did the actor just do that on accident? Ugh this movie *are* really bad.
Hahahahahaha that was super funny cause cause cause like he wasn't actually gay but the dad thought he was so it wasn't expected so it was like a twist a funny twist 😂😂😂😂
So wait - the cat's final deathbed confession of the ability to speak was the resolution to the "plot points" in this movie? Was the orb its soul leaving its body?
Hey I'm not sure if anyone in this thread still cares but since this movie is free on Amazon prime membership I've seen it and those shots are from 2 different scenes, it was just condensed for the youtube video. Basically the part where the father is sweaty is from his first visit to the house and the part where he's wearing the button up shirt is from his second visit where he is trying to make a better impression on the mother.
Okay, for real, in the first few minutes, I COMPLETELY forgot that the movie was about A TALKING CAT. And when the cat started talking with its 'mouth', I legitimately thought Jon edited that in. I seriously had the thought "haha Jon, what a nice gag" but no, that was rEaL. God help us.
+Avyn When I first saw this I seriously thought the same thing, but no. A reAL ANIMATOR LOOKED AT THAT CAT SCENE AND SAID, "ye that looks good, time for my bleach shots."
Real question... If a cat started talking to you and told you that it could only do it this one time, would you, A - Make the most of the situation and have a once in a lifetime conversation with a cat, asking it all the questions that you've always wanted to ask a pet but couldn't, or B - Immediately shout out to someone to tell them that a cat is talking to you, ruining the golden opportunity you've been given and also making you seem like you're a mental case to that person? This movie clearly chose B every time, which is weird considering that A is in the goddamn title of the movie!
I crack up at “You’re not going to your silly business school. You will stay at home and become an artist just like your mother. And in time, you’ll learn to hide those wretched toes!” 😂😂😂
So fun fact, this movie is Directed by David DeCoteau (Under the name Mary Crawford) who also makes Soft-Core Gay porn called the 1313 Series. Side Note: The House in this movie is his House.
**Playing Skyrim, trying to find the dog of a blacksmith** "Hey, you're the guy i've been lookin' for!" **dog appears.** My character: Did you just talk? Barbas, the dog: Yeah I just talked and i'm gunna KEEP talkin'."
James Kilduff I know, right! Besides, All it does is do stamina damage. I'd rather have a sexy looking mask that lets me buy and sell more shit. Also, I kinda noticed that characters in side missions have their own voices.
I love how they don't even use the cat in the movie for the cover art. The company was like, "Yea lets put a kitten on it because KITTENS ARE ADORABLE AND IT WILL GET US VIEWS." "But sir we use a fat cat in the movie so it cant walk away from the set." "Does it look like I give a shit? Put the kitten on the cover!!"
Well corn is usually has a soft core. Unless you burn it of course, but all corn is softcore. Crunchy corn isn’t as appetizing unless you made popcorn.
That makes sense. There were some serious p*rn vibes during the swimming pool scene (like the brother asking the kid if he could get in the swimming pool with him) along with a few other parts that could've easily been setups before a p*rn scene started. Lol 😆
I love how the voice actor for the cat sounds like after every scene he's like, "Do I get paid now?"
Believe it or not, it’s Julia Roberts’ brother.
Jepson Duel yeah that’s the same guy that played Maroni in Dark Knight.
Same guy that did Salvatore Maroni in the Dark Knight? What the hell...
God of Hyperdeath it sounds like he recorded it on an iPhone in his apartment
Oscar nominated actor
"What's up with you, cat?"
"I'm a talking cat."
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@@owen723
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Fun Fact: The film was shot in 3 days and Eric Roberts, who voices Duffy the cat, had all his lines recorded in under 15 minutes
If thats true, so much makes sense now.
That’s only 4 shooting days less than a certain 3.5 hour movie directed by a certain 2000s internet reviewer
That long? Huh
@@TheMamaluigi300 and that same reviewer tried to complain about Pink Floyd the Wall being too long (90 mins).
@@josh24441 who?
I love how the whole premise of the dad is that he got paid millions of dollars to write fucking HTML for a company xD
Sounds like modern Sillycon Valley
A lot of people became millionaires in the 90s with just HTML.
He literally says he sold the entire company, not that the company got sold and all he did was make the website. In otherwords, he's the owner and just made the website himself.
The movie doesn't understand what that entails, but that's what they said.
The implausible part is how the website features his face and talks about how he made "the code".
@@Naokarma He also said he was working on the code half his life. He looks like he's at least 60 years old, so he spent 30 years writing this code? 30 years ago not even Windows 95 existed. What kind of internet-enabled computer was he writing his code on?!?
@@userjames2009 That definitely is a weird line. The only viable explanations would be one or both of 2 options:
He's exaggerating and it has only been half of his working life (assuming you're right about his age and he started working at whatever job at 20ish, that's 20 years on the high end given how owning an entire company is rarely something one just picks up at 20) and/or this movie takes place in the future.
I think JonTron's production value is higher than that of this movie
IKR
+Vronkei
Enormously
Cock-
Heavy
+PandorasBread
LOL
+PandorasBread Oh, there's no "think" about it, dude.
There's nothing to think about there my friend.
I love how in movies like this I can't tell Jon's funny edits from the actual movie
IKR???? The cat's mouth I thought was one of Jons edits, i'm still in disbelief
@@thedrunkenramblingsnorthea4201 IKR .. I did that FRY "not sure if" face when I saw that
@@thedrunkenramblingsnorthea4201 Exactly my thought in that scene.
the orb scene at the end, I still don’t know if that was him or the movie 💀
You'd have to watch the film to find out
when the reviewer has a better production value than your movie
Rip in pepperoni
ikr
Ooooh severe burns...
+Stealthy
For further examples of such situations in action, look to Scarfulhu's Ratatoeing.
Shameful, really...
eyy i'm 666th liker
10:52 "Toys and stuff is for people with imaginations and creative type stuff" might be the single-greatest quote in film history.
11:18 the drill is in reverse, too. So he's genuinely doing nothing.
brilliant
they must have done that on purpose you cant fuck up that much
But its not tho...
He's doing worse that nothing. He's trying to take it apart without the bit in.
Yeah, this is small brain time.
The cat in this movie is voiced by Eric Roberts, who also voiced Mongul in Justice League/Unlimited, and Dark Danny from Danny Phantom. He was also the main villain from the first Expendables movie, Maroni from The Dark Knight, and was even in The Human Centipede 3 as a governor.
oh wow i thought that the voice acting from the cat was horrible
Also Julia Roberts' brother and Emma Roberts' dad lmao
He was also in Brooklyn nine nine
He was also The Master in the 8th Doctor's TV film for Doctor Who and was also in the Mr. Brightside music video.
This man did some great voice acting for 20 years maybe, and he basically threw it all away for this.
I'm not kidding about that, after this he did some really bad movies.
19:50 guy wasnt voice acting he was reacting to the damn scene and they ran with it
Underrated comment
It really does sound like that. Imagine going from voicing Dark Danny in Danny Phantom and Mongol in Justice League/Unlimited to... this
@@guardian6788 FR. ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY. I still like Eric Roberts tho :)
I genuinely love how the woman holding the tray with bare hands was fine, but the man holding the same tray caused him to burn his hands.
Callouses
@@crimsondynamo615 True, my mom would grab hot stuff with her bare hands and when I said anything she'd just say she's used to it. Like, mom, you're still burning yourself, even if you can't feel it.
@inkiepie2259 She's a Targaryen, obviously lol 😆
It's her foot disease, there's also a bit on her hands
A woman's intuition or sumfin
99% of clips in this would make PERFECT reaction gifs
Agreed!
That applies to all jontron vids tbh.
Love ya creeps
indeed
What do you do with that other 1%?
His grey shirt literally translates to “one fucking day at a time” love it
Nice
You know, FOR KIDS!
Who
@@Ihaveagasmask at around 15:49 , the dad's shirt
My teenage self had already said that in the comments
when the cat talked i tought it was jon tron editing and dubbing it
hahaha
Same
same
He'd do a better job
It's "when the cat" spoke not "talked"
The ditto flying out of his mouth kills me every single time
Same here.
XD
8:56
It's been 3yrs ~ time to die again!
(It'd been 5 since my last visit 👍)
8:55
"i hate you Trent."
"ditto"
*ditto flies out his mouth*
You talkin bout pokemon
I GOT A FREAKIN AD *LAUGHING CRYING EMOJI*
ditto
So does that mean trent hates himself though
“Did I go too far for this one?”
*Looks at current Jontron videos
Naaaah...buying a $2,000 lawn gnome might be going too far but the bib is more than okay.
🤣🤣
Not just any lawn gnome, A giant one.
*
USE 2 NOT 1
Not to mention a full size medevil torture machine
he bought it for _us_
This is one of the greatest JonTron videos i've seen in a while.
Agreed
9:16 his reaction was flawless
+SHAWKLAN 27 *19:16
+SHAWKLAN 27 he seemed so tired before so I'm glad he's back to normal
ikr
The cat wrapped up in that _o n e_ bandage absolutely sent me
it could only have been beat by just a Sesame Street bandaid on one of his paws.
or on the opposite extreme and they made a full body cast for him.
"wrapped up"
It reminds me of when Laurel, Hardey, or a Stooge gets a toothache lol
Fun fact. The guy who composed the music for this movie is the same guy who composed the music for Friday the 13th.
No fucking way. I refuse to believe that
Bullshit
@@EvSop93 ain't gonna
@@EvSop93 That honestly blew my mind
gotta get that bread
Fun fact: The house was also used in old, early 2000's "adult" films.
Funny cause this entire film feels like it was directed by someone who makes "adult films"
do you have a link for research?
no wonder that flight of stairs looked familiar..
Seriously. Like it has the bad storytelling, bad acting, and young "actors".
Yeah, I've seen a girl getting railed on that car chair
"is this a movie or a money laundering scheme?"
valid question
Considering this movie cost about, no joke, *$1-fucking-million* , it's very possible that this is the latter.
I mean, this director also directed bigfoot vs db Cooper
Second option
Both, but obviously leaning more towards the second choice.
Seems like the director went to the Uwe Boll school of filmmaking
They could have just forgotten about the plot and just filmed this cat wandering around looking cute and everyone would have watched it
You mean they didn't forget the plot already?
It kinda pisses me off seeing the guy keep snapping the cat's head back into view at 9:48
@@zombifiedpariah7392 the cat will be fine
@@therealtony2009 I know. That was just annoying.
Wait, there was a plot?
The cat looks so pissed off throughout the whole movie and the voice actor is so depressed 😂
Conrad Andrew he sounds drunk to me
Depressed, drunk, tamayto, tomahto
a discount Garfield.
It’s Steven Wright of Emoji Movie fame. It’s his whole schtick
lol, just like my life(in a depresed voice) >:(
"what happened?"
"we did something."
oh that explains it!
gorillaz gurlz nice username
Do you comment on every jontron video
gorillaz gurlz Me everyday
I don't even know what they did; it was so vague!
"You're a cat"
"You're a human"
"AND IM ABOUT TO BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT"
Best part.
The laptop causing an earthquake was the best part to me.
Minerbros365 15:08
wuddawudderwaddit
"NOW I'M ABOUT TO BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT"*
Kanan Kringe no, he uses and
16:03 we going to ignore the fact that Dad's shirt literally translates to "one fucking day at a time"?
Yes? Okay.
Byeah
Which language is it translated from? Just curious.
@@zachwillas6329 I think is from the mexican spanish. They usually use that word "pinche"
They used the fuck word in a kids movie?
@@zachwillas6329Spanish
I've watched this video over 10 times and have only just realised that the girl who asked for English tutoring is not the same girl as the business college girl,
I thought that was a bit odd.
Wait... Really? Lmao
OMG WHAT, PLOT TWIST
Yeah i saw the girls hug and was like "wait, who is she?" I guess he really was a player
You're right wth
With these horrible movies it's so difficult to know what jon edited in and what's really in the movie
Timo Bos I Love when he edits in that a ridiculous part of the movie is real
if you are talking about the cat talking then i was the same way1 i wasnt sure if that was jon or the movie
Timo Bos Jon has the good edits remember
When the cats mouth first moved I thought for sure it was Jon. That was unbelievably awful.
Anything good was edited in.
Jon may only have two million subscribers, but he is the king of UA-cam.
Definitely
So true
+Ambiticus When we start thinking in terms of 'only have' when we are talking about whole millions of human beings it is a good sign that our expectations as a people are way out of whack. Esspecially when we are talking about JT fans here. We're not stamped-out pewdieclones, we're not content-starved, eternally bored grumps.
Each of Jons subscribers is a person with highly refined tastes in online comedy.
It's not so much that Jon 'has only' two million subscribers that watch him, but that he has over two million people who enjoy his point of view.
tl;dr 2 milz is a big fukton of ppl lol
+Ambiticus pewdiepie cant even hold a candle to jontron
+Zombadger Yeah, but two million is tiny compared to all those other dicks. Markiplier is cool, but Pew Die and JSE really just scream into a microphone.
This is the most disjointed and manic JonTron I’ve ever seen. It’s like he’s been awake for 72 hours living off Red Bulls, even the gray lighting reinforces the dreamlike, disconnected nature of this video.
This is like a porn movie without the porn scenes.
Perpetual waiting for the good bits.
the guy who directed this movie directed male gay porn
that explains a lot actually
zaqareemalcolm we cant let him near these male kids
+Dan Green i don't want to know how you know that
vid pls thx
That second “what a big happy family we got here” killed me
Max Livingston same
"..Or I won't feed you this week!"
*_wHaT a BiG hApPy FaMiLy We GoT hErE_*
Isabella Pantaleao Nani?!
Kinda surprised that no one pointed out that the dad's shirt can translate as "One fucking day at a time"
Pinche has a lot of meanings in spanish, specially mexican, and this is a very common use for the word lol
See the shirt at 16:16
It’s more like One freaking day at a time.
@carlangas world yeah wtf
@carlangas world I mean, I'm sure he meant Spanish, but more specifically in Mexico, since all Spanish speaking countries talk differently in slang.
Venezuela, Colombia, Ecuador, Mexico, Argentina, they all gave different dialects.
As a Venezuelan myself, we really make fun of other countries, specially Spain
Aww, ya beat me to it.
I put in google translate and it said damn, not fucking
This seriously looks like a 2009 youtube film made for a school project
Which, if it was, would be quite good. I mean, for a high school senior project.
@@jayive34 Senior is really pushing it. I remember in 8th grade, a friend of mine did the same style of lip movement for his dog to explain random science stuff for the class project. The video was only around 5 minutes long, but it literally had the same production value as this "movie", if you ignore the house the first family lives in.
Funfact: his laptop then proceeded to literally scream in agony an hour later, for some unknown reason, and he had to get a new one.
We had to do a bunch of freshman videos for our English project and we had to incorporate words like "saccharine" and "zenith". And it's about the same quality, actually luckily my friend was a decent editor so it turned out better than this.
shit ive made better home movies as a kid then this garbage.
Yeah
It's at the point where I'm like, maybe we were too hard on The Room.
Tommy Weisu will never be old.
Fun Fact: The director of this also directed Retro Puppet Master, a movie where Greg Sestero (Mark from The Room) played the main character.
@@trustno173 HEHEEE BOI
Never laughed so hard in my life yo lol! 😂
Well, I just wanted to say.... I watched this video, I laughed so hard that I fainted, then I woke up weeks later and noticed that I had six-pack abs. Thanks, Jon.
Be happy you got lucky... I was kidnapped in the hospital and both my kidneys are missing.
But wait... DALEKS DO NOT HAVE KIDNEYS!
+CarGUY2014 I literally died at the breaking neck part
+You Threw Off My Groove you seem fine to me.
You Threw Off My Groove Same here! lol
11:39 It took me a second to realize that was actual footage and not Jon editing it in.
Holy shit dude.
Dude.
Dude?
+JellybellyWaffles Dude!?!
the sad thing is Jon would have done an infinitely better job with zero budget and no studios involved. Mesmerizingly bad doesn't even begin to describe it.
Dude..
Today marks the 5th anniversary of this video. This is important to me, because the video reached me when I was in a very, very bad condition, and it cheered me up so much that it _literally_ saved my day and those to come. So thanks Jon, know that your silly entertainment helped a great deal in enduring my struggles.
Same and I discovered it today
Hey, how are you feeling nowadays?
i love finding comments like these because i've been in that position myself, as well. i mean Game Grump's sonic boom series probably saved my life, too. there's nothing silly about watching a video so entertaining that it lets you take a break from all the bad thoughts. i wish you a happy and fulfilling life, friend. stay strong
u dead yet??
@@beefykeith48 sonic boooooom, sonic booooom, sonic boooooom! -Arnold Handleson
13:39 Jontron does his best impression of Link from Ocarina of Time...
I can't unhear that now
I salute you sir.
Globel Tech
Sounds more like an impression of wario or waluigi
XD
Please do a hundred more "Jontron makes fun of movies" videos because it's been a while since I've laughed like this
yes.
+Amber Geddes JonTron and his adventures, Jacques. Jon's and Tron's things every minute a hundred times, me and Jon and Tron runnin' around in Jon and Tron time, Jon and Tron forever and forever a hundred years. wwwahundredtimesjontrondotcom
I demand Birdemic 2!... Please? :)
+Madeline Woof I got this reference
+Madeline Woof 100 years you and me!
i think jontron is the only channel who can get a view count as high as their subscriber count
Filthyfrank
GradeAunderA
it appears the joke is on me.
I can. cuz my sub count is 0 xD
Probably something to do with the quality, consistent humour, fun editing and the sparsity of uploads. If he uploaded new videos every day I'm sure his view count would be lower.
"Can I copy your homework?"
"Yeah just change it up a little so it doesn't look like you copied"
1:21
"Toys and stuff is for people with imaginations and...creative type stuff"
- Aristotle
Truly a man ahead of his time.
I sat here for 10 minutes just repeating the line and dying XD
I cringed up a little when he said "Toy and stuff is for" like seriously! Was that in the script or did the actor just do that on accident? Ugh this movie *are* really bad.
"heyyyyy dad " * wrist flop*
"Whadda ya du when you like a girl"
*Dad shocked drops his cup*
"Son I thought you were gay!!!"
Hahahahahaha that was super funny cause cause cause like he wasn't actually gay but the dad thought he was so it wasn't expected so it was like a twist a funny twist 😂😂😂😂
Roelet Egg you okay? Have a stroke?
@@Nicky12376 never have I realized going back in the comments of an old video could be so priceless.
Ttiney
;)
No but seriously I hope he’s ok.
@@Nicky12376 that would be an r/ihadastroke
*Drops Cheesepuffs*
Literally the sound made during the trinity nuclear test.
So wait - the cat's final deathbed confession of the ability to speak was the resolution to the "plot points" in this movie? Was the orb its soul leaving its body?
I'm not kidding, when the cat first talked I legit thought it was just JonTron's editing, lmao
Same
Same
15:36, 16:53
They change clothes mid scene. I'm sure that's not the only time that's happened.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I never noticed because everything else was so bad
Both timestamps has the numbers 1, 5, 3, and 6
I thought the mom gave him a shirt because the other one was covered in sweat......but that would be weird as well
Hey I'm not sure if anyone in this thread still cares but since this movie is free on Amazon prime membership I've seen it and those shots are from 2 different scenes, it was just condensed for the youtube video. Basically the part where the father is sweaty is from his first visit to the house and the part where he's wearing the button up shirt is from his second visit where he is trying to make a better impression on the mother.
“Nothing reminds me of home quite like a dead tree”
This would make me laugh if my hometown didn’t have dead trees all year round
Somebody should give them a max revive
Anyone else think the father looks like a perfect real life version of Mr. Incredible before he gets back into shape in the first film?
Yes
Man I see it🤣
LMFAO BRUH THAT FITS 😭
A bit too old but otherwise for sure
Maybe a perfect real life version 15 years later.
"You will find a woman named Cheryl buried under the twelfth oak tree, God told me to do it, he told me she was a WHORRRRE!"
Had me in tears.
Me too the first time I saw the episode, now I can quote the entire video.
Calm down, Telly Savalas.
Is that a reference to somethig?
+Redmond i think its from a movie. cant remember the name.
Redmond He played Maggot from The Dirty Dozen. Maggot killed and raped women because he was crazy and said the big man upstairs told him to.
Okay, for real, in the first few minutes, I COMPLETELY forgot that the movie was about A TALKING CAT.
And when the cat started talking with its 'mouth', I legitimately thought Jon edited that in. I seriously had the thought "haha Jon, what a nice gag" but no, that was rEaL. God help us.
+Avyn
Ditto!
Yeah man if that cat was talking that's not the voice id have given it.
+Avyn When I first saw this I seriously thought the same thing, but no. A reAL ANIMATOR LOOKED AT THAT CAT SCENE AND SAID, "ye that looks good, time for my bleach shots."
+Avyn God is dead and we killed him.
And then had sex with his mangled corpse mmmmmmm kinky amirite
*what a big happy family we got here*
*W H A T A B I G H A P P Y F A M I L Y W E G O T H E R E*
When my stepbrothers start yelling at each other unprovoked
ᴡʜᴀᴛᴀʙɪɢʜᴀᴘᴘʏғᴀᴍɪʟʏᴡᴇɢᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴇ
5:51 To this day this is still one of his best reactions ever.
Real question...
If a cat started talking to you and told you that it could only do it this one time, would you,
A - Make the most of the situation and have a once in a lifetime conversation with a cat, asking it all the questions that you've always wanted to ask a pet but couldn't,
or
B - Immediately shout out to someone to tell them that a cat is talking to you, ruining the golden opportunity you've been given and also making you seem like you're a mental case to that person?
This movie clearly chose B every time, which is weird considering that A is in the goddamn title of the movie!
C just act normal but fail
B
HEY MA! THERE'S A TALKING CAT OVER HERE THAT SAYS IT CAN ONLY TALK TO ME ONCE!
Ma: There's a cat here!
Me: Go on, talk!
Cat: (Face palms)
Real question:
If you needed to make a movie just for your money laundering scheme, would you really care?
I would ignore those options & cuddle it, then order it to take out any mice nearby.
15:15
jon: i just want to point out-
advert: we are living in the *golden age* of creativity
Jon: I just wanna point out-
Ad: *GRAPHIC AUDIO*
*SO THIS IS MY CIVILIZATION GUYS*
“i just wanna point out th-“
LETS PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
Christ, the damn cat on the box is not even the same one as in the movie lmao.
ikr
+shadowmike34 Maybe the box was made when production first began, which was... About a week before it was completed?
+shadowmike34 'TIS A KITTEN, NOT A CAT! CONSISTENCY, PLEASE?!!
+shadowmike34 The cat in the movie killed himself after seeing the final product and they couldn't use his for the box.
shadowmike34 true
9:30
Fun fact: The voice of the Cat (Eric Roberts) is the same voice actor for Dark Danny in Danny Phantom
Dark Danny is so fine 😩
He's also Maroni in the Dark Knight.
And the Master in the 1996 Doctor Who movie.
This is not to be confused with the movie about a man's tattoo that comes to life and becomes a plumber. That's "A Caulking Tat!?!"
Thanks, Colin.
Oof.
Exclamation point . . . question mark . . . exclamation point.
Wow, this comment has enough wit to meet the quota for several comment sections.
*golf clap*
So the poster shows a really young kitten, but the actual cat is an overweight tom.
10/10 for continuity
consistency?
I think that’s the least of this movies problems lol
maybe it grew up before the movie was shot
Yeah, good thing everything else about the movie was fine lol
Literal catfishing.
[HE'S OUT, BOYS, HE'S OUT, BAIL!]
*reverse airhorns
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAP!
+Fsaan Ness *reverse reverse airhorns*
+Fsaan Ness Lol sup
TheDerpySmasher ayy bb wassup
I crack up at “You’re not going to your silly business school. You will stay at home and become an artist just like your mother. And in time, you’ll learn to hide those wretched toes!” 😂😂😂
Still a better Fantastic Four film than Fant4stic.
+10
after hearing all the bad reviews, i went to see it thinking "it cant be THAT bad." i was wrong. i was very fucking wrong.
OOOOOHHHHH
+Smitt Zero HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'M STILL LAUGHING!!!!
why?
The t-shirt of Phil when he goes for a walk says "a fucking day at a time" in Spanish I just noticed lol
the fact that Jon missed it is killing me XD But it's basically the aesthetic of the film
I checked and I got “one damn day at a time”
@@isaacandluxo5463 the swearing value in the word "pinche" is more a fuck than a damn.
According to Google it says "one click day at a time" which I found funny
my mom unironically put this movie on once and i suffered the whole time
How is that possible
and dad said the place looked familiar. i never understood what he meant.
@@A2Z83 after looking through the comments, it turns out, the house was used in pornos
@CipherRage0909 Vanessa who?
Your mom needs be in jail for doing that to you!
14:45 I love this expression, perfect representation of his "character"
15:38 "Un pinche día a la vez" translation = One fucking day at a time.
LMAO only Spanish people get it
+Rhidalgo789 Haha, yeah, I noticed it too! Too bad fake JonTron didn't
+Cloud2gud Thanks for clarifying that for me. Also, you must Main Cloud in Smash too! Gotta love those Limit Breaks!
Noted.
+Rhidalgo789 actually, its " a fucking happy day"
"IT'S LIKE NIAGARA FALLS OUT THERE!" XD
What movie is that from? :D
Pantie's integredy is failing.
The dad's exercise t-shirt says in Spanish "one fucking day at a time" just another layer of what the fuck in this movie for you fox!
LMAO
+Aldo Hernández oh shit it does, LOL XD
I'd like to think it was the actor's true feelings during the filming of this movie
Do you talk spanish? OwO
Lolz saw that too!
All these years later and I'm just seeing that super tiny ditto at 8:56 😂
😂
So fun fact, this movie is Directed by David DeCoteau (Under the name Mary Crawford) who also makes Soft-Core Gay porn called the 1313 Series. Side Note: The House in this movie is his House.
GenericMinority No wonder the house looks really gay.
Urist McInternet Geez. I mean yeah....but geez
17:35
That's explains that log with kinky heels
Urist McInternet explains 17:38
"You're all the freaks with your five toed feet!!! HISSSSSSSSS"
WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF xD
Hard work and determination
He also has Zach Hadel as a co-writer so that makes a lot of sense
Manek Iridius
Watch your tongue, imp.
@@colin-campbell
This was WAY funnier then it was supposed to be.
That part kills me XD
19:49
when you give your cat milk but its actually bone hurting juice.
what do you mean?
dark nett reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice
Nemyoseo oof owie ouch my bones
Talking cat that makes you say yes
i'm afraid to click on that reddit link
The end is basically everyone getting high, if they weren’t already.
14:20 the t-shirt says "Un pinche día a la vez" and it's like "One fucked day at a time" xD
I notice that you talk "Español" here too
I notice that you talk "Español" here too
i notice you talk “español” here too
@@tactless301 i notice that you talk "Español" here too
I notice that you talk "Español" here too
15:11 This needs no context
When my mom sees my search history
When literally anything minor happens to me
oh im sure thats a gif
*Now im about to blowout my fucking brains out*
When a girl is with you for literally only two days and then breaks up and gets back with her ex because he was sad.
The most unrealistic part of this part of the movie is the cat willingly wanting to help people
And definitely not the green orb that flew out of the cat’s body at the end of the movie
@@gladoseon4117 nah nah that explains it, Duffy was possessed by a kinder power
This has to be one of the best jontron videos ever released, every moment is consistently great
I just realized they didn’t even bother using the same cat on the box art
The cat was smart enough not to be associated with this pile of s**t
can we acknowledge that the dads shirt said "One fucking day at a time"
Omar Meza I commented that back in 2017.
Omar Meza no that would acknowledge the movie exists. Everyone knows cats can't talk so how could they make this movie?
12:08
My animal crossing fishing rod broke while he swore.
Lol
RIP
Perfect timing.
Sure it did
@@jackcutter2 it’s been five months and yes it did happen. Nintendo really likes the durability thing don’t they.
Wow, the live action adaptation of Persona 5 is looking cool.
The Netflix sequel got crazy.
Looking cool Joker!
no, this couldn't possibly be Persona 5, the cat knows it's a cat.
Who drew your pfp
17:01 HE'SOUT BOIS HE'S OUT BAIL yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwww
You mean WWWWWWRRRRRYYYYYY right?
DAMNIT! I wanted to say that.
@@Soul_Zam HINJAKU HINJAKU!
Epic Sky MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
@@Soul_Zam you have AWAKEN the JoJo community you fool
Thunder cross split attack (yes I'm part of it)
"I expect more for my kids"
*unless it's business school*
Today Jontron uploaded. Today was a good day.
ikr
+joj jafari Same.
I thought he was ..... A legend...but know he has return
+joj jafari SAME
Then I see this shit and I'm like, "School or Jontron? Jontron, I got my priorities."
+David Hawthorne indeed
I love how you sound like a combination of Nathan Lane and Billy Crystal. It’s quite wonderful.
Timon mixed with Mike Wazowski
10:34
Laptop broken? Put it back together with *FLEX TAPE*
Whiterun Guard THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE
She sawed this laptop in half!!
How about a little more
TylerDavis "It's not that much damage, Phil, could be a lot worse"
15:53 that fucking says "un pinche dia a la vez" which is translated in english to "A fucking day at time"
Ahuevo
and your user name means big onion guy? lol
Thats been said so many times
**Playing Skyrim, trying to find the dog of a blacksmith**
"Hey, you're the guy i've been lookin' for!"
**dog appears.**
My character: Did you just talk?
Barbas, the dog: Yeah I just talked and i'm gunna KEEP talkin'."
James Kilduff Yeah... Turns out the dog was the pet of a daedric prince.
James Kilduff I know, right! Besides, All it does is do stamina damage. I'd rather have a sexy looking mask that lets me buy and sell more shit. Also, I kinda noticed that characters in side missions have their own voices.
8:00 "Forget higher learnin', you belong at the bottom of the socio-economic barrel with me"
3:50 Why does he look like a depressed clone of MatPat?
Wow.
It *does* look like MatPat.
Anonymous AJ minus the brain and charisma.
@@jacobc8036 So... the exact same?
Luke Beadles have you seen him cover video games? The research done? He has a brain! It’s this guy that’s the moron!
@@jacobc8036 don't call jontron a idiot!!!
But you do have a point matpat is the king of theories!!!
"If me ape, why me kill for banana? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
that bit fucking killed me
@@Roxas671 I forgot how many good bits were in this video
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Timestamp?
@@Kingkai85 16:21 it's a little quiet so you have to turn up your volume
5:51
@@thismanisaballerfr you are the bad guy but doesnt mean you are the bad guy
I love how they don't even use the cat in the movie for the cover art. The company was like, "Yea lets put a kitten on it because KITTENS ARE ADORABLE AND IT WILL GET US VIEWS."
"But sir we use a fat cat in the movie so it cant walk away from the set."
"Does it look like I give a shit? Put the kitten on the cover!!"
Advertisement.
Memerainbow AJ. neither does it in the pixelart intro!
Memerainbow AJ that was what they were thinking exactly and that cat what's that voice
also they put the girls face on their twice
Ferret Lance lol your right, I didn't even notice
11:49 LOVE that you used a song from Nightwish to accentuate the horror
IS THAT EVEN THE SAME CAT FROM THE MOVIE POSTER
thats called false advertising
You’re right. The eyes are a different colour.
Yup on the poster it’s a kitten that is gray with dark gray stripes. In the movie the cat is fully grown with green eyes and is brown and white.
Ｗｈａｔ ａ ｂｉｇ ｈａｐｐｙ ｆａｍｉｌｙ ｗｅ ｇｏｔ ｈｅｒｅ．
A m I a C a T ? ?
I S m e l l c a t ) s o r r y I m e n t c a p (
rip banana
"Or I won't feed you for a week" WHAT KIND OF PARENT IS THIS
Asians.
That crazy girl kskks,mammal jkskalalalapakahelpmekskakakakakakakakaplease help,smkakskskjsjsknsns
i was gonna say that
+That crazy girl It was obviously a joke, though poorly executed...
A me kind of parent. (lol jk)
Fun fact: the creator of this film previously had a career in directing softcore corn.
Well corn is usually has a soft core. Unless you burn it of course, but all corn is softcore. Crunchy corn isn’t as appetizing unless you made popcorn.
That makes sense. There were some serious p*rn vibes during the swimming pool scene (like the brother asking the kid if he could get in the swimming pool with him) along with a few other parts that could've easily been setups before a p*rn scene started. Lol 😆
Fun fact: the actress who plays the blonde mom played Alice in an Alice in Wonderland porn parody in the 70s.
@@Frawt WHAT!?
The big house with the car chair is also a porn set