Because he's one of the only people who actually embraced the potential of his personality knowing when NOT to be obnoxious about it. That's an extremely impressive talent when it comes to UA-cam content creators.
1:28 "Very, very different interpretations of what 'getting nuts' means". The joke here is that Jon does nutmeg. Nutmeg is usually used as spice, but when consumed in large quantities it can cause various psychotropic effects, including hallucinations and amnesia. It's legal and very cheap, but you get exactly your money worth. Nut trip is so awful that normal people never do it twice. The biggest problem with nutmeg is that if you start it with principle "Is it working yet? Maybe I should take a bit more", it may extend trip for days and weeks. And the amount of nuts Jon used in the beginning of the video is exactly that, a month's dose. This joke is so elaborate, overly complex and dark that no wonder nobody really understands it. Yet everybody liked the episode anyway. I guess, it only shows that sometimes to produce something good putting heart and effort into it is enough. It's amazing. Like this so it stays on top.
Matheus Moura Home Alone 3 is good, not so good as first and second but still it's better than 4 and maybe 5 (i haven't seen it yet, gonna watch it this weekend). So you should definetly watch Home Alone 3 :)
Too bad he didn't get to the part in Home Alone for the GameBoy where you fight a giant spider in a subterranean lair. I literally laughed, spit and vomited all over my GameBoy when I first saw that.
Uhhh, I don't think you understand how the world works: Bethesda gets mentioned? You HAVE to call them out for making Fallout 4 not as good as New Vegas, even if that would have absolutely nothing to do with this video and topic. It's like, a law . . . . . . .
“You’ll miss me when I’m gone” and so he did. He left UA-cam for some time and the true fans missed him, oh how we missed him. The day he came back everyone was like “JON’s BACK!!!” Ect. Welcome back Jon we have missed ya buddy.
Saved the day the only thing sega can save is another company to make such bad games for a beloved gaming franchise like sonic (except sonic unleashed but thats my opinion)
I miss when JonTron did these old game reviews 😭 Still I’m so proud of his success In his channel! He’s one of the last best UA-camrs that actually put effort into his videos. I just miss these types of videos so much. But his new stuff is amazing too so not much of a complaint here lol. Much love JonTron
I just saw Home Alone 3 for the first time about 6 months ago, and at the risk of destroying any semblance of credibility I might have managed to scrounge up, I have to say it actually wasn't really all that bad. It still had that "90's vibe" to it. Oh, but I'm sure 4 (and 5?) are pretty horrific!
NintendoCapriSun I totally feel you on Home Alone 3 having that 90's vibe, I personally enjoyed it and thought it was at least worthy of having the "Home Alone" title!
Because an annoying lead, idiotic parents, unfunny slapstick, and traps that are incredibly unlikely is definitely not a bad movie by any means. I'm sorry. But this movie was so terrible. I don't know how any studio thought it was a good idea to make it.
4:12 actually they didn’t get rid on the face cause if you look at the left side of the newspaper you can see the Statue of Liberty doing the iconic face.
I want to find the multiverse where Jontron decided to keep this style and kept going, I would binge the entire library. Don't get me wrong, I adore modern Jon too, but these... these are works of art.
Jon is always late, but in this case he's less late than you think. This video came out several weeks ago on Normal Boots. You guys should go watch this stuff on Normal Boots to support them.
I remember having Home Alone for the Game Gear when I was little. You had to sled to different houses, then collect items, and combine them to make traps to use against the robbers
Wait a minute. Wait a fucking minute! Hold the fucking phone!!! They made a Home Alone 4 and 5!? I thought they gave up after they failure that was Home Alone 3?
"See that right there? That's a parabola! Now, only a witch can pull off a parabola of this nature." Sounds like something that would be said at a Salem witch trial...
Violent Synth Man really get with the times, yo. Home Alone 5 is about as famous as Home Alone: The Kingdom of Daraa and Savior of Kipp, and we all know how *THAT* one turned out. Guess you're not as swood as us other grommets.
Jon where are you? You need to start making more videos just like this one. Smartly written, fast editing and the crash ending was genius. We nee quality content and we need it now. You're one of the most talented people on UA-cam and you need to share your gift of comedy with the world. I'll keep waiting but please come back soon.
+That Guy Who Sleeps in the Hood of Your Car So you were! Sorry, I just thought you were being a dingus. My bad -- I'm sorry! (But you should watch the dead parrot sketch though. It's a lot of fun.)
It feels so weird hearing a UA-camr saying ”I’m sorry this video came out a little earlier”
Especially Jon.
We will never hear those words from maxmoefoe
Lol
500th like!
Same😂😂😂
2:12 "You'll miss me when I'M gone..."
I do, Jon.
Jontron when he left Game Grumps
Wait what happened to Jon
@@Alex-ri6hg Jon was practically making 1 episode a year. Now he's back! He's b'ECH!
@@Ninjetika you spoke to soon
@@shamishing7422 i tend to do that 😟
To be honest, I think Jon is big enough on UA-cam now that I think he could remake this episode with the actual Macaulay Culkin
nah, he's not that big
Plus Culkin has been known to say yes to internet stuff. Check out his appearance in Dryvers or his band based around pizza
he also appeared in robot chicken a few times, i think
But he makes a ton of money from Ad Revenue
Well Culkin isn't really doing much, so i think he wouldn't mind. (last i heard, he was playing in "The Pizza box Underground").
I like how, when theres a place below ground he doesn’t know of, he automatically assumes it’s a sex dungeon.
That_Random_Dude _Boi
And hat was before that episode of Rick and Morty
I thought it said dragon🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
UA-camr Fan Girl Named Edyn yeah?
Rose Clym
I thought it said dragon🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@youtuberfangirlnamededyn6186 good to know, dude...
@@youtuberfangirlnamededyn6186 ok?
Come on Bethesda, it's 2015, where's our next-gen 1080p home-alone blockbuster?!
30 FPS for super cinematic camera ultra realistic shading technology, cause everyone knows 30 is so much better than 60.
Aaron Schmitz Make it an mmo rpg
HoplooWare Hype
***** Yeah, Forget Half-Life 3's release, why not focus on more home-alone
Aaron Schmitz You mean Fallout 4?
old Jontron is so rewatchable it's crazy
Jon is rewatchable no matter what video.
@@DooDooWater9732-n5z Nah, fuck his new content.
Where can I buy that calendar?
@@DooDooWater9732-n5z
F A C T S
Because he's one of the only people who actually embraced the potential of his personality knowing when NOT to be obnoxious about it. That's an extremely impressive talent when it comes to UA-cam content creators.
I love how there’s no outro, it just ends at Jon’s realization.
What’d he say? I couldn’t hear him.
@@GavTV29 "Shit, I hallucinated all of that, didn't I."
Well Jon doesn't know how to end his videos...like ever
KiwamiClaud thx!
@Kaisermutt That's probably for the best.
“You’ll miss me when I’m gone”
-Jon 6 years before his disappearance
Yes Jon..., yes we will.
:(
where'd he go?
I dunno probably living through a pandemic
This is far from the longest we've gone without the Tron. He will return.
Which disappearance? Jon NOT being gone is fuckin weird.
Jon Tron needs to do a cooking show
Good ECCHHHs with Jon Jafari.
I think he may be Howtobasic or maybe just the egg was a refrence
John Constantine pretty sure howtobasic is australian
No really he does not.
He didn't even have any flame when "cooking".
Steve Perrin
It was for comedy calm your balls
I wish I had a life like jontron. Jontron has good editing skills, he's got improv skills, he's got a dank New Yorker accent.
Seramic _Skeptical and he is funny
Seramic _Skeptical + tons of cash
Seramic _Skeptical Which seems odd considering he grew up in southern California.
2:12 "You'll miss me when I'm gone"
no truer words have ever been spoken
no... pls don't remind me
He back bruh
He goes for like 9 months and BOOM NEW FUCKIN VIDS
PixelShip he didn't even give up us a warning about his uploads stopping so I guess you could say NOT EVEN ONCE
PixelShip actually 6 months or less some of is videos are kinda unlisted (chrismas with the kranks)
I passed a math test because of Jon’s parabola joke
Nice
Honestly same. It's the only reason I remember parabolas exist
see a parabola and think of HAWITCHES
I passed metaphysics with Jon's Klein Bottle joke
Same
A home alone tower defense would make the most sense.
Excitable Chickens yes
Rhyme
@@ronniewoods5809 _ ( °0° ) _
Slim Bankshot the sense of defence helps me recompense while I build a fence because I’m dense and I only own 50 pence
oh shit why dosnt that excist
"Shit, I hallucinated all that, didn't I?"
My exact words after my first year of college.
As a second year engineer, that's relatable
sem
Thank you for posting this, I could NOT understand what he said
1:28
"Very, very different interpretations of what 'getting nuts' means".
The joke here is that Jon does nutmeg. Nutmeg is usually used as spice, but when consumed in large quantities it can cause various psychotropic effects, including hallucinations and amnesia. It's legal and very cheap, but you get exactly your money worth. Nut trip is so awful that normal people never do it twice.
The biggest problem with nutmeg is that if you start it with principle "Is it working yet? Maybe I should take a bit more", it may extend trip for days and weeks. And the amount of nuts Jon used in the beginning of the video is exactly that, a month's dose.
This joke is so elaborate, overly complex and dark that no wonder nobody really understands it. Yet everybody liked the episode anyway. I guess, it only shows that sometimes to produce something good putting heart and effort into it is enough. It's amazing.
Like this so it stays on top.
Marakha Vurundshundba wow that really makes sense
Sad this never will be on top.
Very, very different different interpretations of what 'being on top' means. ;)
Marakha Vurundshundba Fuck you! I ain't readin' that *SHIET*
Marakha Vurundshundba oh wow I'd never know that. :O
Thanks for explaining, and sorry if my comment sounds ironic. lol
The first 3 minutes of this are the best game reviewing intro content on UA-cam
Yeah.
@@tobycontinued7532 8 years? bro, you need glasses.
@@tobycontinued7532 are you from the future? Cause this comment ain’t 8 years old lmao
Nice seeing you on this end of UA-cam.
It's nice to see that the content creators I like, watch similar stuff to me
When Jon showed Home Alone 5, i was really shocked, because i never know it even exists!
I never knew that Home Alone 3 existed, let alone Home Alone 5... D:
Matheus Moura Home Alone 3 is good, not so good as first and second but still it's better than 4 and maybe 5 (i haven't seen it yet, gonna watch it this weekend). So you should definetly watch Home Alone 3 :)
Home alone 5 is on netflix
Jason Stovin What is netflix?
marcus o'donnell
You will?
0:01 Christmas video going up a bit earlier than usual?
*Uploaded February 13*
Jesus Christ just a little bit
+Strong Russian Bear he knows, even Jon knows his mistake he even admits he's late in the description
Christmas comes earlier every year.
-Dale
Luke - Ario he means time wise and in the description it said he was late for christmas
Aye I like your profile pic. Luke - Ario
well he was 10 months early wasnt he
"Who has a giant vault in their basement?"
*Somebody who could pawn one of their valuables off and buy Kenya, that's who.*
Alexander also the kid in home alone 5 “The Holiday Heist”
Alexander that might also be a joke and a reference to the fact that Bethesda softworks, the guys who make fallout and elder scrolls.
666th like!! Also, I snorted.
Alex Schwieterman actually, that’s impossible. They’d have to of been able to see the future, because they only bought Fallout after 00’s.
i declare it a prequel
Amazing how timeless these videos are
9:35 “The *_AAAAAAAADAMS_* Family?”
Yup. I watched the video too.
@@HoopaKing _sarcasm_
@@HoopaKing Yup. you're a dumbass
@@lugoorstar how so?
@@HoopaKing How not?
"retired russian olympians and hOItches."
Hoitch Hunter.
flental 9:33 9:43
that’s the only way I pronounce it now
@@trinityscott8350 After seeing this, me too. Can't not say it like that now.
“ Retired Russian Olympians and *HWITCHES!* “
I hope they make a Home Alone 6 where Kevin realizes the benefits of being home alone.
+Lynex yes
wait ther's homealone 5?
*****
I honestly don't want to know how much time it takes him to finish...
Fap.
Cum.
Clean.
Repeat.
+Octo Nocto Indeed
"Looks like something an eleven year old posted on deviant art" nice that one UA-camr does his research, bc that's pretty accurate
Too bad he didn't get to the part in Home Alone for the GameBoy where you fight a giant spider in a subterranean lair. I literally laughed, spit and vomited all over my GameBoy when I first saw that.
What a rollercoaster.
Jacob Butchko It was awful.
Am I on 4chan right now, because this seems like something I would find on there
1ShanedawsontvFAN1 Never before have I seen a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Graybat12 You....you and your comments make me happy.
So... Bethesda, uh?
Knew it. Home Alone 1 would have been a thousand times better with mods.
Jessie Hogue Time to make Home alone 1 for the Switch!
Not sure I'd buy that... XD
Jessie Hogue They also made Where's Waldo
Jessie Hogue It just works
Uhhh, I don't think you understand how the world works:
Bethesda gets mentioned? You HAVE to call them out for making Fallout 4 not as good as New Vegas, even if that would have absolutely nothing to do with this video and topic. It's like, a law . . . . . . .
“You’ll miss me when I’m gone” and so he did. He left UA-cam for some time and the true fans missed him, oh how we missed him. The day he came back everyone was like “JON’s BACK!!!” Ect.
Welcome back Jon we have missed ya buddy.
JoJoFan93 I miss that son of a bitch so much :(
JoJoFan93
What do you mean he'll be back eventually.
Everyone is very very sensitive now a days.
Aaaaaand he's gone
He’s active on Twitter though, but he hasn’t mentioned anything about upcoming content
9:38 In my experience, only 2 kind of old ladies can move like that,
retired Russian olympians and *HWÏTCHĘZ*
& Mary poppins
I actaly never saw 4 and 5. I actualy never knew they existed.
Same
I saw 5, it was okay but the whole ghost thing was just plain cringe.
I only ever knew about 1.
And they don’t ;)
Home Alone Holiday Heist(5) was the only good one other than Home Alone & Home Alone 2.
Are we just going to ignore that Jon had to not only WATCH, but *REWATCH* Home Alone 5 just to make this video?
Jon, you are a brave, brave soul.
Ian Colter Tkach Home Alone 5 at 4:37
You officially have the best profile picture I have ever seen.
I didn't even know they made a fifth one before watching this
Benjamin Johnson NOW THERES SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW SO IM GONNA TELL YA SO DONT SWEAT FORGET IT ENJOY THE SHOW!
Jevion Leverette yes?
God, I love that Christmas intro... Pretty much captures everything I love about Christmas and Winter.
Video games
1:55 those pops and his response to it is so perfectly timed it’s hilarious
The stove isn’t even on
I see friends shakin- Jesus! Singing how do you- fuck!
This feeling, when it's September, but I'm in Christmas mode.
so im not alone........interesting!
I've found my people..........
Анастасия Ефимова yes I've found others like me right now
yes more people like meh
Dead Eye
"Getting a roasted nut or two in the holidays"
What have we done.
You could say Jontron busted a nut.
CaptainMarvell92 Returns on camera
I just got a cinema sins home alone not kidding
Tbh, the word nut has lost all innocent meaning to me.
@@theperipheral true, true
Didn’t even know 3, 4, and 5 existed :-:
NC did a video on Home Alone 3.
There’s a reason for that lol
I knew 3 did but not 4 or 5 and I’ve never seen any but the first 2
better that you didn’t
They don’t.
After seeing Macaulay Culkin on cinemassacre, he seems like a very nice guy. Jon did the boy bad. Still funny.
He was great on RedLetterMedia’s UA-cam show Best of the Worst. He appeared in a few videos actually, and he’s extremely funny and knowledgeable.
Keep in mind this came out during *that part* of Macaulay’s career.
@@wumpus976 That sounds fair.
@@wumpus976 huh?
@@gracekim1998 That time period of Macaulay’s career where he sort of let himself go and everyone made jokes about it
"hilariously, guy only goes in twos"
Same thing goes for Gabe Newell
Game Newell*
@@Ridley369 gabe newell*
He has trouble urinating?
@@goodmachines7743 the joke is that he wont make a third game to anything
Ian [Archiver] I know.
The second home alone did have the face, but it was the Statue of Liberty doing it on the paper he was holding.
Was about to say the same thing.
How the .... Why do you know this?
i noticed that to
Ohhh cool! Also i love ur pfp and name
I never noticed that all these years lol. Thanks.
If Jon was asleep, then who marked his calendar?
I dunno, Macaulay Culkin's ghost?
How does a ghost pick up a marker than? And why did he skip the rest of December after the 25th?
It took him a few days to train his ghost hands to pick up the marker... You can't just become a Poltergeist over night, dummy. Everyone knows that~
... Actually the biggest question is why the heck was Macaulay in JonTrons pan with nuts?
There are some things in life that will forever be a mystery, my friend.
Can't believe both you and AVGN got the real McCulkin to guest on the video
Ik right cool!
I always thought that's an awesome thing about these reviews on Home Alone content
Red Letter Media as well
5 years later and at least 10 rewatches and I just realize that Jon doesn't actually have the stove turned on while he's cooking nuts.
Wait, there was a Home Alone 3?
And a Home Alone 4?
*AND A FUCKING HOME ALONE 5?! X_X*
I think we gave up after the second movie.
Home Alone 3 wasn't bad, Home Alone 4 was an abomination, and 5 you'll have to see for your self because I haven't seen it.
Kid never freakin' goes out...
yes
If that blew your mind, you should see how many sequels "The Land Before Time" series has.
Why is no one talking about how cute it was when Jon said “I’ve gotta go save my best friend.”
There's an 11 year old out there that's now 17 or 18 and has their early art immortalised in a JonTron video
is that TF2 medic in front of the pan flag? me likey lmao
@@hahafunny1317 indeed it is, complete with heart filter lol
@@astronomydemon6312 fgsdsf i love it
@@hahafunny1317 In the words of Jim Carrey, “YOU MAKE ME WANT A LOBOTOMY”
@@stanstanstan2597 ok
SEGA saves the day! Again!
or the first time
whatever
Saved the day the only thing sega can save is another company to make such bad games for a beloved gaming franchise like sonic (except sonic unleashed but thats my opinion)
likeajon really. you're gonna knock all the sonic games EXCEPT sonic unleashed.
alright.
It was one that gave me more varitiy and i didn´t played generations or 06 wich heard was very good
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* cough cough * mortal kombat
"My favourite scene with them was this one"
*BLOWS UP*
That scene had me in tears it was so heart warming
Did you know that Donald Trump has made a cameo in Home Alone 2? During the Hotel scene when the kid was looking for the lobby.
haha, calling it a cameo sounds like it was actually someone we wanted to see
+Jackson Ramey there's too much to say why he shouldnt be president
He also made a cameo in The Little Rascals, as Waldo's dad.
he's not really 'hated' now, unless you call some people disliking a politician 'hating', that's almost assumed
+Jackson Ramey Hillary would of let him die, and Bernie would give him money for not working.
I love how he glosses over that Bethesda made where's waldo the year after home alone
I truly didn't know Home Alone 4 & 5 even existed
Me Neither
Same
Same here.
Kellen Fedigan Lucky you. They’re lousy
Mike Larson I bet so, since unneeded sequels are terrible.
No, Home Alone 2 hid the face in the newspaper.
Holy shit, you’re right
Oh my God, you're right.
7:33
This would basically be jontrons reaction to the Banjo and Kazooie reveal trailer for Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
Me when Guilty Gear Strive was announced
me when inkling was announced
*laughs in Simon and Richter*
I miss when JonTron did these old game reviews 😭 Still I’m so proud of his success In his channel! He’s one of the last best UA-camrs that actually put effort into his videos. I just miss these types of videos so much. But his new stuff is amazing too so not much of a complaint here lol. Much love JonTron
1:44 Oh god, I thought Jon was about to turn into HowToBasic...
***** I don't think anyone else other than HowToBasic can reach that level of insanity.
***** His room looks like HowToBasic's too
***** johntron is how to basic confirmed
If you ain't Australian you can't get up to HowToBasic standards.
★ Cuddlepuff ★ Either that was a spelling mistake or that took a very unexpected turn towards something strange.
I just saw Home Alone 3 for the first time about 6 months ago, and at the risk of destroying any semblance of credibility I might have managed to scrounge up, I have to say it actually wasn't really all that bad. It still had that "90's vibe" to it. Oh, but I'm sure 4 (and 5?) are pretty horrific!
Love you caprisun
It really isn't that bad, but I strongly dislike how the whole thing was about a chip stolen by some guys from a terrorist group. It feels so off...
NintendoCapriSun I totally feel you on Home Alone 3 having that 90's vibe, I personally enjoyed it and thought it was at least worthy of having the "Home Alone" title!
Because an annoying lead, idiotic parents, unfunny slapstick, and traps that are incredibly unlikely is definitely not a bad movie by any means. I'm sorry. But this movie was so terrible. I don't know how any studio thought it was a good idea to make it.
Napalm Blaziken Wait till you see Home Alone 4.
... Bethesda did a better job on this than Fallout 76.
4 was the last good game
@@gamergaymer965 4 was shit, last good game Bethesda made was Skyrim
last good fallout game was new vegas
@@ers4415 You clearly didn't play 4 and are jumping on the rather limited bandwagon of hating on it for the sake of hating on it.
Sick burn!
@@TheVidNinga thb to jump on the opposite bandwagon: the only fallout games I've played are 4 and shelter
Now any movie, game, anything says " In the memory of ---------"
My reaction is "Poor B*stard"
“In Memory of Bastard.”
4:12 actually they didn’t get rid on the face cause if you look at the left side of the newspaper you can see the Statue of Liberty doing the iconic face.
he never drank the egg nog
WOULD YOU
It would not be a good idea to do so.
Mr.Game&Watch12 Lol I wouldn't advise it since you have a chance of getting salmonella.
How big of a chance.
jigpy 1 i wonder why
"I didn't do that much drugs and my dad stole my money."
-Macaulay Culkin, 2014
This video for the longest time actually made me think Macaulay culkin was dead
Sorry about that.
He rose again, to appear on Redlettermedia. And it was good. I'm glad he's doing better, he seems like such a nice dude.
“Who has a giant vault in their basement”
Who doesn’t
r/HolUp
Exactly
Where else would I keep the kids? Can't risk em getting out, yknow?
I was scrolling down my news feed;
I saw a new JonTron video;
I shed a tear;
I clicked the video and began to watch.
Yooou do know the video was uploaded to Normal Boots two weeks ago...right?
Unshaved Stuff I'm slow.
Am I the only one who can re-watch a JonTron episode multiple times and still find the jokes to be funny as hell?
Nope.
pfftThahhah!
Those jokes get me every time.
i think 75% of his viewers rewatch jons videos xD
Noo, I rewatch his videos almost everyday. If not I just turn them on and listen to them, sorta like music. Hope that isn't weird..
Alexousy Haha, I do that too xD
Yes, out of 5 million Jontron subscribers, you're the only one to rewatch a Jontron video and laugh.
I want to find the multiverse where Jontron decided to keep this style and kept going, I would binge the entire library. Don't get me wrong, I adore modern Jon too, but these... these are works of art.
1:39 The most adorable “Oopsie” that you’ll ever hear.
@@bigmclargehuge565 🤣🤣🤣
I thought he said "doutine"
Jon: ...the Adam's family
Somewhere in my house: snap snap
Wait...I live alone...
@@penquinn6942 *hol up*
Jon is always late, but in this case he's less late than you think.
This video came out several weeks ago on Normal Boots.
You guys should go watch this stuff on Normal Boots to support them.
tried doing that, but video didnt work the whole week it launched for me. so i forgot about it
RockeroNato then somethings wrong on your end
RockeroNato There were a lot of problems with the site for a while after launch, but it's mostly fine now.
I remember having Home Alone for the Game Gear when I was little. You had to sled to different houses, then collect items, and combine them to make traps to use against the robbers
Wait a minute. Wait a fucking minute! Hold the fucking phone!!! They made a Home Alone 4 and 5!? I thought they gave up after they failure that was Home Alone 3?
Yeah I didn't know either
are you fucking kidding me!?!?!?!? I've seen 1,2,and 3 but not 4 and 5 holy shit!!!!
I knew there was four, but I had no idea there was a fifth one. o_O
................idk what to say.......
I know when I somebody told me it was a fourth and a fifth one was like no!, NO! .. you can't be for real .
*Did I just pick up a fuhqing potato to stop robbers?*
Stan Marsh hahaha my man
Yes you did
He couldn’t even stop him with it...what a potato
"See that right there? That's a parabola! Now, only a witch can pull off a parabola of this nature." Sounds like something that would be said at a Salem witch trial...
this girl is obviously a HWITCH i mean come on, she pulled a fucken parabola, who the fuck pulls a parabola-salem HWITCH trial prosecutors
You probably mean Salem HWITCH trial, but that's an easy mistake to make.
SethBlizzard FIXED
16:14 *You get +25 points everytime you take a fucking step-*
Some sort of high score/"I survived this long" mechanic? The mark of a true masterpiece by that point.
Only goes in two's? He should work for Valve!
XD
+TheDogArmyELITE Waiting for L4D 3
+MetroidJunkie2007 i think he does
+MatterSableye where'd you get that information from?
I'm joking.
15:57 woah I didn't know Home Alone was directed by Michael Bay
AraPlays I didn't even know he could make anything remotely good.
THIS SUMMER, MICHAEL BAY PRESENTS...
* A LARGE AMOUNT OF EXPLOSIONS FOLLOWED BY ROBOTS AND*
*REALLY TEDIOUS STORYLINES*
Team Popplio Go away he made he made Bad Boys 1 and 2 which were excellent.
Steven Chapman Dude, I'm just making a joke, plus I know nothing about any of that stuff so I'm not really entitled to say anything about it.
AraPlays seeeeeeeeeeeeee
In the church of JonTron, there are stained-glass Link windows and you study the Broble
And on The Sabbath we can only eat apples and grapes.
And we PRAISE THE SUN (John).
And we burn any H-WITCHES
XD
It’s literally almost been 7 years, how has this one gone completely over my head???
First time watching this one, let’s go
C'MERE CHUBBY CHECKER! TIME TO DO THE TWIST!
Holy shit! I laughed so hard!
Worst part is, I listen to that song on a regular basis. It's from the 50s
And it legit looks like Chubby Checker
10:17 lol
Im gonna use that name forever
Who would have thought this wouldnt be bethesda's most embarrassing game
Wait.
There's a Home Alone
5???
Loukalike just 3....we try to forget about 4 and 5
I didn’t even know there was a 3
Same reaction as me hahaha didnt know about 4 and 5, and dont even want to watch it
Loukalike yes. With an all star actor
+DeeJayFaded We also try forgetting about 3
9:12 the true master of the perfectly cut scream. He did it before it was cool.
Hey Bethesda where's the Kevin Spacey DLC?
LDiableo was
LDiableo for F4? Yeah.. nukaworld was the last DLC
LDiableo they can’t, because you can’t harm children in fallout 😏
Even stranger is when you go to normal boots and theres zero videos
Because after that controversy that happened with Jontron he stepped down from NormalBoots and the site got re-worked.
2:12 "You'll miss me when I'm gone."
Jon predicted the future.
120percentNick
What do you mean?
@@thorshammer7883
I think he means his long break from UA-cam
“Who runs this hotel? The Aaaaaaddddaaaaaammsss faaammmiiiillllyy?” oml that made my day
6:58 BRINK'S NEW HOME POTATO SECURITY
10:16 C'mere, chubby checker. Time to do the twist.
My favorite JonTron quote of all time: 'Get out that stove corn.'
XD
Kevin in the Home Alone PS2 game looks straight out of Sonichu Adventures
God damn your right
Nice Kamina shades
what is even that
The Master of Bad Puns (T.M.B.P.) Gurren Lagann its a anime
Nick Hanson So are you suddenly saying a great anime is Sonichu Adventures?
Look at what I'm replying to.
never seen Home alone 5, didn't even know it existed
Pigpen077 Neither should 3 and 4
+1 for Sinon picture :3
Wolf Dallas 1 and 2 were the best!
Pigpen077 You shouldn't exist. That movie was a Citizen Kane of our time.
Violent Synth
Man really get with the times, yo. Home Alone 5 is about as famous as Home Alone: The Kingdom of Daraa and Savior of Kipp, and we all know how *THAT* one turned out. Guess you're not as swood as us other grommets.
Jon : man this is some good *egg* nog
THE FUCKING BIRD : why must you hurt me like this
I like jontrons voice it sounds like a 1960s gangster from the Bronx NY
Dion Jones As opposed to the Bronx in Japan?
Touche
true
Dion Jones sounds like a timone
Emperor Ned Flanders II I think he lives in Queens
Jon where are you? You need to start making more videos just like this one. Smartly written, fast editing and the crash ending was genius. We nee quality content and we need it now. You're one of the most talented people on UA-cam and you need to share your gift of comedy with the world. I'll keep waiting but please come back soon.
Dukeofnuyork A1 the wait is over
At 17:36 I literally scream "THANK YOU" at my computer.
The Sega Genesis version of Home Alone was fantastic!
"The one and only John Williams"
Buddy I'm willing to bet there's more than one John Williams.
It's like saying thee John Williams
4:12 THEY GOT THE FACE! Look at the back of the New York Newspaper. Statue of Liberty is sportin the face.
At 2:16, I actually slowed down the footage, its him saying: "...me when I'm" and "Jesus, what happened to your..."
...Wouldn't you have sped it up?
Actually yeah. I sped it up. I'm just not good at explaining. That's all.
how do you speed it up and slow it down
Sounds more like "You'll miss me when I'm gone."
Church of Jontron has stained glass Link windows.
Are you telling me all churches don't have those?
he actually lives in a house not a church (Maybe he lives in a mansion
Booker Dewitt
*facepalm*
Booker Dewitt srsly
what the hell did jon make?
Ah, yes, Mobster Steve Harvey, everyon's favorite game-dad.
What if Jon Tron is actually HowToBasic
I wouldn't doubt it
Might be why he's gone so much
Does anyone know if is bird is still alive
@@sythe2802 didn't you see in the video? His bird is nothing but a skeleton!
*Vesauce theme plays*
2:42 I think Jaques may be pining for the fjords...
+Namfrey Fullson
but jacques's omnipresent, though.
That Guy Who Sleeps in the Hood of Your Car
Not a Monty Python fan, huh?
Ruby Doomsday i'm referencing jon's nuts and bolts review.
and I've never watched anything Monty Python-related, so no.
+That Guy Who Sleeps in the Hood of Your Car So you were! Sorry, I just thought you were being a dingus. My bad -- I'm sorry! (But you should watch the dead parrot sketch though. It's a lot of fun.)
I'm sure he's just resting after a long squak. Lovely plumage though.
1:44 the developing process of sonic 06
Nerd Squid 😂☝️
Nerd Squid I thought people were over that I thought people were over that
I have no idea what you mean by this, but at the same time I know exactly what you mean
lol
Nerd Squid you are a gem
"You just throw another living being at their face". Wario is actually very fond of this technique.