Little known fact, the titanic was actually the first test subject for flex tape, however it had shown that flex tape at the time was not stong enough to hold the boat together, for 100 years Phil Swift continued improving his design until we had the flex tape of today
DarkDragon 77876 the reason why he’s so obsessed with sawing boats in half is because of the failure of the first test drove him to insanity, and yet that insanity was what helped drive him to creating the flex tape we use today.
The fact the characters almost never stop moving legitimately unsettles, disturbs, and irrationally angers me all at the same time. It's like the animators for this movie threw away all the stills.
6:30 nah, Angelica isn’t Belle, she’s literally COMPLETELY RIPPED OFF FROM ANASTASIA. The whole orphan thing with the locket as the only memory of her family is totally ripped off from Anastasia.
The other Titanic animated features were far more insane, and involves a giant dogtopus thing and evil sharks. I can't believe that's a sentence that's possible.
Fun Fact: At 20:02 the woman singing is something that happened on the Titanic. They did it to calm everyone down. Weird how THAT of all things was put in.
@@darthmaul7434 Sooo...they DID do their research? Kinda makes you wonder why they even made an ANIMATED Titanic movie instead of more of a documentary or something. In fact I think they did less research for the live-action adult movie than the ANIMATED KIDS MOVIE.
I googled this movie(so the rest of you don’t have to). The version Jon has is the heavily edited and dubbed American release(straight to DVD of course) Not only are scenes out of order, with added dialogue or just flat out missing in part or completely but it also has 12 minutes of end credits on top of a 56 minute run time(the original, which is also awful and exists in English dub, is 82 by comparison) Basically whoever made this version stuck 9lbs of C4 into the original then stitched whatever pieces that were left into an incoherent “movie”, not that the original was coherent Note: with some of the sound effects I’m not sure they were a genuine part of the movie or not. Note 2: The rapping dog is only in this version, it exists in no other version
@@CharizardMaster69 I couldn't comprehend such a prospect when I first read that sentence. Holy shit, this is beyond human irony. A greater being must have made that fucking happen for us mortals to suffer through.
I've watched this so many times, and only now realized what was so wrong with a lot of the dialogue. Especially at the end there. They talk like Oblivion NPCs. "William, it's me!" *William falls into water, starts drowning* "Who did that?" "Where's William?"
Everybody gangster til the dog goes: *You know there's something you should know so i'm gonna tell you so don't sweat it forget it enjoy the show* *Workin all day now it's time to unwind kick back relax take a load off your mind*
Haha to be honest you could probably walk through the absolute worst neighborhoods in existence like that and most people would give you a wide berth. Especially if there wasn't a camera. Meth strength is real. You don't mess with meth/crack strength.
“Hello there is an iceberg right in our path” “Who is this? I told you to stop calling this number!” The idea of that happening gets me every time. 😂😂😂
@@russellgxy2905 no, a change in shift between two captains occurred with the previous captain having the only keys to a case that held the only binoculars at the captain deck thing. The ship was also too thick to have been sunk by the iceberg but during construction a large part of the ship's left side was burned and damaged but wasn't repaired because the trip was delayed a lot already and HAD to go or the people who made the ship would go bank rupt. So they hid the damaged part of the boat, set sails, couldn't see the iceberg from afar and when they could there was no time to avoid it so it strucked the damaged part breaching the lower deck. The crew also didn't help by fueling the ship's engine more and more heating up and being destroyed. The reason the ship broke in two was because the front was filled with water and the heavy ass engines were placed at the very back of the boat snapping it in half. It all could have been avoided if either the boat was fully built and was perfectly balanced (engine unbalanced it) or if the captain didn't take the keys to the binoculars. Also jack never existed. Edit: they hid the large burnt part by docking the ship on its right side
@@russellgxy2905 Interesting fact, the SS Californian did stop for icebergs and sent out warnings to other ships to stop. Their signal was so loud that it disrupted Titanic's communication and were told to shut up because they were busy. Ten minutes after the Californian shut off their radios, the Titanic was hit by an iceberg.
Shawn Heatherly Yes. There is in fact a sequel to the other one with the Giant Octopus and the Talking Sharks. And it involves Atlantis. You probably think I'm joking. Like This is some elaborate serious trolling attempt but I am dead serious. Dead.Fucking.Serious.
Bluemagus Oh, I believe you. Quite frankly, trolls aren't creative enough to think of that. I'm happy at the thought of seeing JonTron review such a... unique film, but also shocked that the first movie did well enough to make a sequel happen.
i was JUST going to comment on that. only one person actually cared about their animation work on this movie...and the rest were me after 3 all-nighters but still trying to finish an assignment
As an Italian, I just want to apologise for this train wreck of a movie. Edit: I realise I could of said ship wreck, but that is not how the saying goes. No need to point it out to me, plenty of people in the comments have already done that.
@@benduford3746 It's not culture This is when you Watch too much Disney and believe too much in yourself There is a limit on believing in yourself and if you cross it this happens
Sparkly Donut the ship is more famous because of its sinking and how it sank, I know this might sound wrong but it’s weirdly cool and satisfying to see the Titanic sink, it just looks so cool, (I’m not saying that the deaths were cool or satisfying I’m talking about how the ship sank)
I'm surprised no one noticed that around 9:16 that one guy picks up his suitcase, but because the animation is 10/10 it simply duplicates another suitcase. Great Film! -_-
The weird thing is, it just seems so well prepared.. The crates around him have New York labels too. I think it's supposed to be a reference to Oliver & Company, except I don't really remember there being any rapping in there :|
Tbh I genuinely wouldn't be able to decide which movie is more cringeworthy, this or 8 Mile. I like the part where "B Rabbit" has sex with one of the most beautiful women on the planet at his work, because he won a rap battle in a carpark earlier that day.
Fun fact, on the real Titanic the orchestra did indeed keep playing as the boat was sinking, intending to calm the passengers for as long as they possibly could.
20:02 is the most historically accurate thing in this movie. The band on the actual Titanic kept playing the whole time, even as the ship hit the iceberg and started going down. They didn't stop, not even while the ship was sinking and everyone was drowning. They kept playing the whole damn time.
I’m convinced this is the best review of this movie on the internet. Practically every joke is priceless and I’m still laughing after so many years. It will forever be canon that the iceberg was disguised as an old man who tried to warn passengers he would take the ship down.
Coming soon The Mythical story of Pompeii It’s about this scientist who turns muscular and green if he gets angry, and his animal friends. There’s a talking duck dressed like a sailor, a rabbit, 2 fairies, and a 16 year old turtle who fights with nunchucks and eats pizza. The villains will be a green hairy guy in a Santa hat who has to steal people’s presents, he has a friend who is big headed hunter with a speech impediment trying to kill the rabbit. SPOILER ALERT nobody dies!
Also that part with "Let's hope it's a smooth crossing. *Does suspicious eyebrow shit*. I honestly couldn't believe that was in the actual movie. "Uhhh, the fuck? Do you know something we don't?"
Nah that's only one peice of what happened. Heres what actually "You've seen Disney, Don Bluth, and WB cartoons?" "Yes" "Let's put them on the Titanic."
"What horror I witnessed that day. Surely, I will never forget it for as long as I live..." Party time! Party time! Everybody's feeling fine cause it's party time!
I know this animation from my childhood. Once, I stayed at my mother's for weekend, it was around Easter. She put this movie on to distract me and hide the fact she was drunk. I remember, looking at that rapping dog and being totally unimpressed. I'm 26 now but I still remember that little girl watching Titanic animation and her disappointment with everything.
14:59 to like 15:07 (maybe a little bit before) is like the smoothest the movie is ever animated and it was such a stark contrast that I replayed it four times
Some of it is so bad I have to wonder if either A. this is due to the way it was cut up and re-arranged with the addition of the rapping dog for US audiences OR B. if this is due to maybe Jon had to find clips online to use for copyright reasons so some are just bad quality due to that?
Just to add some fun: there's a Sequel of this movie, called Titanic 2 or Tentacolino, where you can find a giant octopus with Mickey Mouse's face. I know that because I'm Italian and I feel sorrry for this.
It was well drawn yes but since it was a slow motion they should have made many more in-between frames, otherwise it's choppy and looks like a slides show
3:08 turns out, I even looked it up, this man was responsible for being a part of the writers behind a goofy movie, a goof Troop, ducktails, tailspin, and several other Disney movies and TV shows. Hence why is a big connection with a lot of the characters looking like Disney rip offs I would say
Well, at least Dingo Pictures didn't make a Titanic movie with Wabuu sinking the ship... What? Who else woulda been capable or mischevious enough? King Magod?
@@slightlyistorical1776 Not Pixar, but there was a WW2 3D animated movie called Valiant released in 2005 with talking birds. I hated it as a kid and barely remember it now.
@DeltaFRFX. I didn’t like the movie Valiant either, though I think I was a teenager when I saw it. I remember the female pigeons with large breasts really creeped me out. Fun fact: my mom actually screamed from a jump scare in this movie.
This video is timeless honestly the only thing I wish John covered more was the inconsistent animation especially during the musical numbers they repeat animations so many times while half of it looking like it was made in flash is jarring
I love how when he was beat-boxing in the street, just a few people looked. Everyone else was just like "FuCKinG nEw YoRk!"
Me to
mr. animate *too
New York is such a cess pool
Exact same thing here in London
Their mayor is a literal rat king, what do you expect
4 years later and my brain still randomly sings:
“It’s PaRTy TiMe!”
P A R T why? Because I gotta
P A R T Y T I M E
Me too
“It’s party time wahoo” - Australian guy with a concussion
Same
Little known fact, the titanic was actually the first test subject for flex tape, however it had shown that flex tape at the time was not stong enough to hold the boat together, for 100 years Phil Swift continued improving his design until we had the flex tape of today
I Sawed the titanic in half with this ice saw
Screams at the stupidity of people in agony
StarVolt Nexus r/wooosh
DarkDragon 77876 the reason why he’s so obsessed with sawing boats in half is because of the failure of the first test drove him to insanity, and yet that insanity was what helped drive him to creating the flex tape we use today.
Are you implying that Phil Swift is immortal? Amazing. 😔✊
The fact the characters almost never stop moving legitimately unsettles, disturbs, and irrationally angers me all at the same time. It's like the animators for this movie threw away all the stills.
Really? There's no shot of the characters staying still
@Ks-101 Yeah. What is this, Titanic CD-i?
This FEELS like an old point and click game, after anyone started talking to the camera I half expected a menu to something to come up.
"It is good to see you up and about. You've been in your cabin the whole voyage."
@@DistractedGlobeGuy I bought the ticket I’ll do what I want
@@pillowcasecorner7519 "YOU CAME! AFTER ALL THIS TIME..."
@@DistractedGlobeGuy “Max Seidelman, Philadelphia PA.”
@@micahdadbeh5955 The boats are gone--all gone! It's the Judgment time! The Maker! The Maker!
6:30 nah, Angelica isn’t Belle, she’s literally COMPLETELY RIPPED OFF FROM ANASTASIA. The whole orphan thing with the locket as the only memory of her family is totally ripped off from Anastasia.
Ikr!
Yeah, with a bit of Cinderella thrown in!
JazzVee360 yup
Call me Seve it’s belle, Cinderella, and whoever you’re talking about from Anastasia
@@randallthescandall7029 They're talking about Anastasia from Anastasia
You call it ripping Disney characters and putting them together in the Titanic, I call it Kingdom hearts 4
Extremely underrated comment. 10/10
Yes, KH is a sinking ship of a franchise
100th like, this comment is f*****g gold
As Tim Curry once said, “Wa haw! Wa haw! Wa haw!”
"Our Hearts will go on and onnnn"
Jontron: I'm forced to talk about the titanic again
7 years later
Jon: ah shit, here we go again
Thank you for enduring this show to make this video. Your sacrifice is not in vain.
hi :D
Creeps!!
It gave me a drowning guilt of regret.
omg you watch jon :)
+CreepsMcPasta My man Creeps watches Jon? Fkin awesome!
The other Titanic animated features were far more insane, and involves a giant dogtopus thing and evil sharks.
I can't believe that's a sentence that's possible.
@MicrowavedAnika
The Sequel to the other Titanic movie is a fever dream that makes me wanna kill myself
Don't forget the magical dolphin tears that give you Pocahontas powers.
How high was the person who greenlit those movies
The one where it was just an orangutans stand is even weirder
Oh yeah that Titanic movie with a giant Octopus and evil sharks?
That movie feels like something in another dimension, plus it's sequel...
The concerned look in his face when the dog starts rapping is killing me XD
Thqt's only because he was stunned he never heard of this masterful canine artist who was snubbed by our speciesist culture !
And what about how he says “What the fucking FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK”?
@Noece Coyello peepo?
@@honarpalani7327 I think they're talking about black people.
0_0
Fun Fact: At 20:02 the woman singing is something that happened on the Titanic. They did it to calm everyone down. Weird how THAT of all things was put in.
Also the Captain in this movie is identical to the captain from the real Titanic.
@@darthmaul7434 Sooo...they DID do their research? Kinda makes you wonder why they even made an ANIMATED Titanic movie instead of more of a documentary or something. In fact I think they did less research for the live-action adult movie than the ANIMATED KIDS MOVIE.
@@garrettfairley2212 what do you mean? The James Cameron 'Titanic' movie was pretty thorough & accurate (minus the love story of course)
@@DodgyDaveGTX Sorry I shouldn't have said that since I haven't seen the live action one. Sorry for saying that.
@@garrettfairley2212 sanest person in the youtube comments
Man, 1910 times were weird
+whoisthisscottperson CAN'T FORGET THE FLYING EGGPLANT
Tensions were high with the Herman Munster guys :p
+whoisthisscottperson WOW 1910 times were SCARRRRIEEEEEEEE!!!!!
You could've called this game Bird vs. Camel
Don't forget the flying eggplants...
Man, 1910 times were SCAAAARRYYYY!
The whole movie is just the director's fanfiction about famous Disney characters on the Titanic
That's so accurate but I think it was also the voice actors fantasies because they agreed to take part in this.😂
Trueman
And Don Bluth
dont forget the mary sue self-insert angelica
Don’t you mean titenic 🤣
This is still one of my favourite Jontrons, every joke lands, and is infinitely rewatchable.
"They got to the point fast. Sank that son of a bitch right away"
"WHAT THE FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCK"
Having to watch scenes from the movie actually makes it harder.
Agreed
I'm still waiting for the other titanic movies
7:15 "I knew it, he was the iceberg all along"
Best line
S.C.Ar.I. is obviously just the elements that compose his machine body. Sulfur, carbon, argon, and iodine. I don't know how you didn't figure it out.
That... actually makes sense...
His what
Connor hard laughed out loud at this.
Lucius Lucio's IF YOU WANNA MAKE A HORRIBLE MACHINE, that is. Not one of these elements is a metal.
Rock Puncher ???? crack a fucking chemistry book, they are two of the 17 non-metals of the periodic table.
I googled this movie(so the rest of you don’t have to).
The version Jon has is the heavily edited and dubbed American release(straight to DVD of course) Not only are scenes out of order, with added dialogue or just flat out missing in part or completely but it also has 12 minutes of end credits on top of a 56 minute run time(the original, which is also awful and exists in English dub, is 82 by comparison)
Basically whoever made this version stuck 9lbs of C4 into the original then stitched whatever pieces that were left into an incoherent “movie”, not that the original was coherent
Note: with some of the sound effects I’m not sure they were a genuine part of the movie or not.
Note 2: The rapping dog is only in this version, it exists in no other version
Every time I think the animated Titanic rabbit hole can't get any deeper, I find out shit like this
Remember that other Titanic movie that got a damn sequel THAT MAKES IT SOME ADVENTURE MOVIE SIMILAR TO FREAKING ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE!!!
Clearly this is the superior version.
@@daniboy4153 there was fucking talking sharks and the titanic crew was fucking saved
@@CharizardMaster69 I couldn't comprehend such a prospect when I first read that sentence. Holy shit, this is beyond human irony. A greater being must have made that fucking happen for us mortals to suffer through.
I've watched this so many times, and only now realized what was so wrong with a lot of the dialogue. Especially at the end there. They talk like Oblivion NPCs.
"William, it's me!"
*William falls into water, starts drowning*
"Who did that?"
"Where's William?"
Where’s william= wait, where’s high five?
"William, have you heard of the high elves?"
"No sign of 'em"
@@maxthepaladin2147 Must've been the wind
The fact there are replies to this in 2020 makes me happy
Now that I think about it, we could interpret the whole movie as just Angelica’s flashbacks trying to repress what really happened
Lets be honest this movie was not well enough made to deserve such a plot twist
@@busyg67 it's nice to pretend, makes it easier to cope with 😂
Anyone know the name of the song that starts at 1:38?
Everybody gangster til the dog goes: *You know there's something you should know so i'm gonna tell you so don't sweat it forget it enjoy the show*
*Workin all day now it's time to unwind kick back relax take a load off your mind*
JonTron: *WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!?!*
As soon as the dog was rapping and I realized it I fucking lost it
Let's just take a moment to acknowledge this guy took time to memorize the lyrics
@@unfilteredtruckistanian8637 oh trust me its burn in your mind as soon as you listen for the first time.
Sam O'nella?
Jon sacrificing his street cred to show us that scene of him walking around with a boombox is respectable
He did not sacrificed his street cred, that is how he earned it
I loved how no one walking by cared even a little. I mean, they looked, but they just accepted it and moved on.
Its New York. I'm sure they see things like this all time
@@Cheesecake_lover360 Exactly. No one would lift an eyebrow there. You have entire streets closed off due to filming in NYC without incident.
Haha to be honest you could probably walk through the absolute worst neighborhoods in existence like that and most people would give you a wide berth. Especially if there wasn't a camera. Meth strength is real. You don't mess with meth/crack strength.
10:15 "Throughout the movie, Angelica is seen being nice to the animals around the house" ...on the Titanic house
He says mouse, so maybe he was trying to rhyme.
Our house
In the middle of the sea
I mean, it is basically Cinderella for the whole sequence.
Especially the one little mouse
@@Nikyukuro that was where we used to rap
16:58 Jon saying “Bro, what’s with the red hair/black beard combo? Not a good look.” always gets me wheezing
What bothers me more is that his eyebrows are black, which means he specifically dyed his hair orange so it wouldn’t match his hair
“Hello there is an iceberg right in our path”
“Who is this? I told you to stop calling this number!”
The idea of that happening gets me every time. 😂😂😂
"Please help! Someone is shooting people at a bar!"
"I thought I told you to stop calling this number"
Didn't that actually happen? Like, wasn't an iceberg warning ignored by the Captain that night, or did I misread that?
@@russellgxy2905 no, a change in shift between two captains occurred with the previous captain having the only keys to a case that held the only binoculars at the captain deck thing. The ship was also too thick to have been sunk by the iceberg but during construction a large part of the ship's left side was burned and damaged but wasn't repaired because the trip was delayed a lot already and HAD to go or the people who made the ship would go bank rupt. So they hid the damaged part of the boat, set sails, couldn't see the iceberg from afar and when they could there was no time to avoid it so it strucked the damaged part breaching the lower deck. The crew also didn't help by fueling the ship's engine more and more heating up and being destroyed. The reason the ship broke in two was because the front was filled with water and the heavy ass engines were placed at the very back of the boat snapping it in half. It all could have been avoided if either the boat was fully built and was perfectly balanced (engine unbalanced it) or if the captain didn't take the keys to the binoculars. Also jack never existed.
Edit: they hid the large burnt part by docking the ship on its right side
@@russellgxy2905 Interesting fact, the SS Californian did stop for icebergs and sent out warnings to other ships to stop. Their signal was so loud that it disrupted Titanic's communication and were told to shut up because they were busy. Ten minutes after the Californian shut off their radios, the Titanic was hit by an iceberg.
The most hilarious part of that is the implication of calling for help and getting the wrong number
Jon should definitely review the other one.
And the sequel to the other one.
Yes...there's a sequel to the other animated Titanic Movie.
+Bluemagus There's a sequel to the other? The other one... that has a giant squid, right? And shark gangs?
Shawn Heatherly Yes. There is in fact a sequel to the other one with the Giant Octopus and the Talking Sharks.
And it involves Atlantis.
You probably think I'm joking. Like This is some elaborate serious trolling attempt but I am dead serious.
Dead.Fucking.Serious.
Bluemagus Oh, I believe you. Quite frankly, trolls aren't creative enough to think of that. I'm happy at the thought of seeing JonTron review such a... unique film, but also shocked that the first movie did well enough to make a sequel happen.
+Bluemagus I believe you. That's too stupid to make up.
+Bluemagus how the fuck do you even make a sequel out of the Titanic xD
11:39 Are those the wet bandits? Looks like Marv and Harry finally decided to rob someplace Kevin hasn't visited yet, the fucking Titanic!
So they're still wet bandits
So you're saying Kevin McAllister sank the titanic.
Lol
Since this has so many Disney rip-offs, it's more likely they're Jasper and Horace from 101 Dalmations. Maybe they followed Pongo and Perdita.
@@Caldella Gotta get those pelts lmao
8:35 Nothing. And I mean NOTHING can match the magnitude of emotions when Jon sees the Mexican Mice.
“I CAN STILL HEAR THE SCREAMS PAPA”
8:57 Such an underrated JonTron quote.
*Wheez*
The finale Mexican 8:57
*screaming*
**toot**
William: falls into the ocean holding kid.
Also William: Gets saved not holding kid.
How did I not notice this?
Nostalgia Critic's review showed the child getting saved, because that's what happened IRL
He drowned the child for the goofs
@@ArtTreyn hold the kid underwater for the meme
Children can be used a flotation device
Next JonTron:
"Titanic: *I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!* "
The most ambitious crossover event in history
Good thing flex tape works underwater
That’s a lotta damage!
They could’ve saved the titanic if they had flex tape
That’s what the iceberg said
12:28 I just realized that Jon has “The Kramer” on his wall in a frame, truly a masterpiece that art, and truly an artist that Jon.
The Legend.....
+SpaceHamster Sup Jeff
ay lmao
+SpaceHamster The Legend Goes On...
YES SPACEHAMMY
OMGOD it's Jeff hiiiiii
Anyone else notice the clip at 15:00 look so professional and smooth while the rest of the movie, well, doesn't?
Honestly surprised Jontron didn't comment on that
She got out of 5fps for that one scene
Wow you're not wrong
i was JUST going to comment on that. only one person actually cared about their animation work on this movie...and the rest were me after 3 all-nighters but still trying to finish an assignment
Probably what they started with, then they got impatient
As an Italian, I just want to apologise for this train wreck of a movie.
Edit: I realise I could of said ship wreck, but that is not how the saying goes. No need to point it out to me, plenty of people in the comments have already done that.
You’re not forgiven...
Hypnotic Skull bruh
It’s not your fault blame your culture
@@benduford3746
It's not culture
This is when you Watch too much Disney and believe too much in yourself
There is a limit on believing in yourself and if you cross it this happens
Ma salve
“I’ll tell you where they are now, THEY’RE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING OCEAN!!!”
ARE YOU CRAZY
@@keaton_2988 crazy enough to lift the titanic?
come on, even lunatics such nyself have standards
The Titanic: one of the single worst disasters known to history
This movie: *_iTs PaRtY tImE, pArTy TiMe, GeT rEaDy, FoR pArTy TiMe!_*
Just when you thought it couldn't get worse, and anyone could make something that was so garbage, it should have imploded on release.
Xip it should have been canceled.
@@demodragon6426
Definitely.
pardon me, but the reason I think the titanic is so famous is because they thought it was unsinkable. There were ships that had way more casualties.
Sparkly Donut the ship is more famous because of its sinking and how it sank, I know this might sound wrong but it’s weirdly cool and satisfying to see the Titanic sink, it just looks so cool, (I’m not saying that the deaths were cool or satisfying I’m talking about how the ship sank)
“My social life: The legend goes on”
Ah
Can relate.
Am I living in a box
Am I living in a cardboard box
Yes.
Bruh.
Most of the friendly antropomorphic animals *D R O W N E D*
A bag of chips we can only hope
Life of pi
Every creature but a lion and a boy died
@@brandonfoley7519 Tiger
Even the geese and raven?
A bag of chips, No not the rapping dog!
Can't wait for the new sequel.
"Legend of the missing submarine."
Legend of the tittan
Legend of the gate
💀
DUDE 💀
You did not just…😨
I KNEW IT!! HE WAS THE ICEBERG ALL ALONG!!
gets me every time.
For me its
*picks up crow character*
*savagely devours head while making deep guttural roars*
Excuse me t-t-t the fuck did you say
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you SNOOPING KIDS!
Like, zoinks, man
For me it's "currently drowning human"
I'ma make a movie called
"Chernobyl: The Movie that Melted our Hearts"
"And our skin"
"And our organs"
"And our everything"
@@thejokermain4512 and turned us into horribly irradiated fallout 4 creatures
@@emilp6097"and destroyed our livelihoods"
*I CAN STILL HEAR THE SCREAMS PAPA*
ShaunWooo I need this scene
I never understood that
SoggyMcDonaldFry Hey Fievel is that you oh oops sorry wrong film I mean this is a rip off of every Disney, Don Bluth Film
how did you get soggy
*I aM sOrRy PaPa*
I'm surprised no one noticed that around 9:16 that one guy picks up his suitcase, but because the animation is 10/10 it simply duplicates another suitcase.
Great Film! -_-
Pope’s gay
POPE’S GAY
oh how I've missed you Jon
Ikr
Now get back to making entertaining multimedia productions.
no one falls for this shit so just stop.
Oh, hey, Drae
Stop advertising yourself through your own other accounts 😂😂
I love how after 14:56 the animation is impressively smooth. Like what happened
It's probably where all their budget went
Wow. I didn’t even notice!
Unlike most movies where some run out of budget, this film had no budget, but then the director was given like 14 dollars.
Yeah! I noticed that! Was that the one day where they got more than one animator to do the scene?
Unusual Lady actually they hired a Disney animator that day but then they quit once they realized what it was for
JonTron you have serious balls to go out in public and dance like that with an old radio like that. I would never have the guts to do that.
Jason Chaos imagine the people that recognized him:
“Is that Jontron? Why is he-“
“Do not question art.”
@@reo2644 lol
Party time
It’s America. People see weirder regularly, I think. :)
@UndeadRed "Beautiful" "New York"
Pick one.
07:35
This has been living rent-free in my head ever since this video came out 💀
The way that the movie seemlessly flowed into that dog singing the rap song was so natural that it rivaled any scene in 8 Mile
The weird thing is, it just seems so well prepared.. The crates around him have New York labels too.
I think it's supposed to be a reference to Oliver & Company, except I don't really remember there being any rapping in there :|
Tbh I genuinely wouldn't be able to decide which movie is more cringeworthy, this or 8 Mile.
I like the part where "B Rabbit" has sex with one of the most beautiful women on the planet at his work, because he won a rap battle in a carpark earlier that day.
Oh my god. When the dog started, I lost my shit.
+Necroxis I literally burst into tears after I realize that John hadn't edited the video.
+Necroxis Did you find it?
+Necroxis So this where that skit from YuGiOh abridged came from.
+Necroxis i think jon turned into hansom jack for that segment
+benjamyn therele Handsome Jacques?
*_"WHY PAPA?"_*
*_"I CAN STILL HEAR THEIR SCREAMS PAPA"_*
You mean paparazzi
...no I don't think I do
ʟᴏʟ
What kind of social interaction did i just fucking witness?
Let's not forget the fitting german accent
the fact that this resurfaced on my youtube now of all times... gotta love it
Tiananmen Massacre: The legend goes on
China: yeah it’s just a legend it never happened!
Legends of Evil: The Experiments of Josef Mengele.
Tall Tales of Terror: Unit 731
Is it bad that I don't get it?
@@vanessaaiselbrown3521 Speaking as a Chinese person, probably. Google is your friend, though.
The Adventures of Augusto and friends: the Legends of Chile
"Its me, Angelica!"
*splash*
"Where's William?"
Logic
exactly
CUPBOARD
Etor Christie whenever he says angelica i think of Angelica from Hamilton
I'm surprised this isn't a Wattpad original that found its way onto Netflix
i sure wish it was
Oh, god I could see this a Wattpad story.
@@SeriouslySamuelyearsago Same, I see it now the Disney classic with the title "A Magical Voyage" by : Belle91
Man, Wattpad is weird
@@harperthomas1477 especially the Yaoi stories
Seems like 7 years later the legend really did go on
I mean… lol he named it Titanic… why would he do that?
JonTron - The Legend Returns
The Legend of the Myth of the Titanic's Tale.
+Randomism tenticleno
+Chris Bousquet The Leg of the Mouth of the Titanic's tail.
until another 10 years
+Randomism *The Legend Goes On
Fun fact, on the real Titanic the orchestra did indeed keep playing as the boat was sinking, intending to calm the passengers for as long as they possibly could.
Ducking legends
That was thoughtful of them. I wonder if it worked for the most part.
That's really depressing and haunting to think about.
"fun"
And their families were forced to pay for their suits and instruments after the sinking
I'm making my own children's film, actually. It's called "The Myth of Hiroshima"
Funny you mention it. I'm making "the French Revolution. The fable of ton of deaths and horrible circumstances reborn."
So just grave of the fireflies then.
Akira the prequel
"The myth of Hiroshima" will probably be soon a title for another conspiracy theory UA-cam video at this rate
The titanic is one thing but the genicide of a whole city...
Who else teared up from nostalgia for seeing the normal boots opening and the old jontron opening
It was the best of times and the worst of times.
20:02 is the most historically accurate thing in this movie. The band on the actual Titanic kept playing the whole time, even as the ship hit the iceberg and started going down. They didn't stop, not even while the ship was sinking and everyone was drowning. They kept playing the whole damn time.
They did indeed stop, the below freezing water made sure of that
@@solidus_spence The point is, they kept playing until they couldn't. If you ask me, that's a metal way to go out.
@@mr.bobcyndaquil4214 Did you say *metal?*
Now I can't stop thinking that the Titanic sank because of the band's power of Doomstar.
They were true heroes.
Just not long ago (like a couple years ago) they found one of the band members bodies still clutching the violin.
"I don't want to rush things"
*falls in love after like two sentences*
20:11
What horror I witnessed that day. Surely, I will never forget it - as long as I live... *PARTY TIME, IT’S PARTY TIME*
{Screams of being frozen in the water}
my sense of humor, wrapped up in one transition scene
Everybody's gonna die, cuz it's PARTY TIME!
I can not stop laughing
Still one of my favorite movie reviews of all time when I write this in 2023. So many moments that made me laugh.
I don't know how many times I come back to this when I need a laugh
20:11 especially
*I CAN STILL HEAR THE SCREAMS PAPA.*
Distrurbed Pig what’s the timestamp
No Name 8:57 You’re Welcome
*toot*
Can you please explain 8:38 to me i dont get it
Joseph Rose Same, I couldn’t hear it
I love how after Angelica says, "Where's William?" somebody on the boats asks "Who did that?!"
I don't get it
TheShitpostingInsomniac It's like they asked who made William go back into the water.
Fusion Isa 😆 Lol
Fusion Isa I honestly heard "where's waldo"
queeck That's ok. Everybody can mishear random things.
a new episode?! and it's 24 minutes of joy & ecstasy?! i think we've all died and ended up in a strange, digital heaven
You gonna songify this too?
sup m8
+schmoyoho Welcome
To digital heaven
Everything made of JonTron videos
+schmoyoho "A youtuber commented on a video, wow!"
I know, right?
Isn't it great when the Channels you're subscribed to
put
out
new
content?
that “party time” song has been stuck in my head for 7 years
17:50 "Jack the Charming" sounds like a fricking serial killer nickname
I think that's the joke
I think it’s based off of “Jack the Ripper”. That’s what it reminded me of.
He could be Jack the Ripper's son. :|
... Borderlands?
Anyone?
No?
... Okay...
Matt Affenit handsome jack?
I'm making a G-Rated movie called "The Mystery of the Battle of Stalingrad"
Can I help with the sequel "The legend of the battle of Verdun"?
@@akisa7865 Sure
@@akisa7865 aint that the prequel?
Shame we will never know what really happened in the mystical city of Stalingrad
@@radekchrabota
Nah, *we* will tell you the real story.
Spoiler alert: It involves a lot of singing communist polar bears.
“Pick up thise bits of broken china at once” has to be the funniest peice of cartoon dialouge I’ve ever heard.
It was the captions for me 😭😭
I always quote this and a bunch of others with my friend.
PIK
UP
THOZE
BITZ
OF
BROKN
CHYNATONCE
Preceded by the woman throwing the china on the floor lol
....Sounds like every Chinese ruler when the current dynasty falls.
I don't know what it is, but I love coming back to this video every so often. It's hilarious.
Only Jon would shamelessly go in the streets with a radio in hand for the sake of a gag.
Oh, I would do that...M-my youtube channel is gonna be interesting..
Oh I dunno... have you seen brandon rogers? He literally goes running around in his underwear and gets kicked out from places
H3h3. gay ass Brandon Rogers, uhhh filthy frank before he died. Idubbbz, so no, not only jon
@@CareyOnShipmate Papa franku's weeaboo run
@@rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242 exactly
Hey, There is a sequel to this movie were she finds her dad. Its called September 11, 2001. A love story... Features anthropomorphic airplanes.
And mice that snuck on the plane as flight attendants and a yodeling cat that saves the mice from a dogs digestive
Perfect XD
Yis
"The Myth That Went Boom."
+mrepicman77 Guest appearances: Osama Bin laden and Geroge bush
*Toot*
"RIGHT PAPA!"
*Toot*
"I CAN STILL HEAR THE SCREAMS, PAPA!!"
*Toot
Fucking lost my shit.
Same here XD
me as well
ikr that was simply amazing
God yes, so hilarious
Same here. I literally couldn't breath. XD
I’m convinced this is the best review of this movie on the internet. Practically every joke is priceless and I’m still laughing after so many years.
It will forever be canon that the iceberg was disguised as an old man who tried to warn passengers he would take the ship down.
Coming soon
The Mythical story of Pompeii
It’s about this scientist who turns muscular and green if he gets angry, and his animal friends. There’s a talking duck dressed like a sailor, a rabbit, 2 fairies, and a 16 year old turtle who fights with nunchucks and eats pizza. The villains will be a green hairy guy in a Santa hat who has to steal people’s presents, he has a friend who is big headed hunter with a speech impediment trying to kill the rabbit. SPOILER ALERT nobody dies!
I’ll see if I can get some animators on this, no joke
All set in the mythical lands of Italy...
@@adambrooks9121 yes, because, Mussolini? Who’s that? And Pizza? Never ate it in my life (sarcasm)
I love you for making this comment
I'm trying to figure out who the fairies are
"What the fucking fuuuuck." -Jontron 2015
Best line.
I cannot stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
+Marth Nah, I think the " I can still hear the screams pa-pa" bit was pretty great
+PatarCreation s (PatarCreations) Every JonTron line is great, I think everyone can agree on that.
Also that part with "Let's hope it's a smooth crossing. *Does suspicious eyebrow shit*. I honestly couldn't believe that was in the actual movie. "Uhhh, the fuck? Do you know something we don't?"
14:59 why is that bit of animation so good
God, imagine if the entire movie managed to look that good.
@@jewelmillian3719 then maybe this would be a decent film.
Ikr??
Now we know where the budget went.
It’s likely stolen frames of animation. You can’t go from the robotic wave that was shown immediately prior to that.
Years later, I am upset he didn't call it "The Legend goes Jon."
How the movie was made:
"So, you ever see Cinderella?"
"Yeah.."
"Let's just do that, just on the Titanic"
Danny 6798 IKR?
"Have you seen titanic?"
"Yes?"
"Let's do that!"
Nah that's only one peice of what happened. Heres what actually
"You've seen Disney, Don Bluth, and WB cartoons?"
"Yes"
"Let's put them on the Titanic."
Gabriel Momene
"Wait, we're animating a fanfic?"
*"Y E S"*
"What horror I witnessed that day. Surely, I will never forget it for as long as I live..."
Party time! Party time!
Everybody's feeling fine cause it's party time!
BECAUSE I GOTTTAA
For some reason the part with the rapping dog seems more like a cereal commercial from the 80s/90s.
Michael Kaszniak 1J?
Dog? What dog? Who's this dog? DOGS? ON THE TITANIC?
I know this animation from my childhood. Once, I stayed at my mother's for weekend, it was around Easter. She put this movie on to distract me and hide the fact she was drunk. I remember, looking at that rapping dog and being totally unimpressed. I'm 26 now but I still remember that little girl watching Titanic animation and her disappointment with everything.
14:59 to like 15:07 (maybe a little bit before) is like the smoothest the movie is ever animated and it was such a stark contrast that I replayed it four times
I feel like I read somewhere that this part was traced from another piece of animation. What animation? Hell if I know?
Some of it is so bad I have to wonder if either A. this is due to the way it was cut up and re-arranged with the addition of the rapping dog for US audiences OR B. if this is due to maybe Jon had to find clips online to use for copyright reasons so some are just bad quality due to that?
@@thx4chrckingin This specific part really reminds me of quest of Camelot movie. Is that what you had in mind?
Just to add some fun: there's a Sequel of this movie, called Titanic 2 or Tentacolino, where you can find a giant octopus with Mickey Mouse's face. I know that because I'm Italian and I feel sorrry for this.
That sounds terrifying! I want to see it. Jontron needs to review the other films.
@@CommanderViviax it is the sequel to another terrible Titanic movie, actually, and it makes this one look like The little mermaid in comparison.
This fun fact made my day. Sooo sooo insane
@warystatue33 that question is good on a few different matters
Razenoid15 I agree. And also, as italian, I’m sorry to be unable to answer to that question...
14:59 That smooth animation though.
Really impressive ngl
Still a bit janky tho
It was well drawn yes but since it was a slow motion they should have made many more in-between frames, otherwise it's choppy and looks like a slides show
@@kaiahmoss they mean the scene after where she’s talking
To bad it’s in this fucking film
22:30 just hits a little different now.
BOTTOM OF THE F***IN' OCEAN, ARE YOU CRAZY?!?
NO PAPA! I CAN STILL HEAR THE SCREAMS PAPA!
DOOT
+Jesus Espino 🎺🎺🎺
+1Kenny30 I'm crying from laughter X'D
+1Kenny30 i fucking
cant
The voice crack of the mice was art
i love the part where the mouse is defining the word “vore” and the dog starts beatboxing
That's the furry fandom in a fucking sentence there.
@@L.Pondera as a furry, i can say that this is an accurate statement
@@kazako749 well I'm a furry and I can say that Vore doesn't speak for any of us
Oh yes, my very cursed interest
*I can still hear the screams, Papa*
Dakoda toooot
*WEEEEN*
*I ate the sugar, Papa*
Is that a reference to something?
Holy fucking shit this got 194 likes?
Jon is so timeless you can only realty tell older videos from new ones from the back ground and his bird and that’s it.
4:13 John fails to point out:
Those 2 old women are laughing at a man AND A CHILD!
WHO ARE ABOUT TO DROWN
unless its some messed up editing or those old ladies are monsters
What were you thinking Camillo Teti?
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Coke's one hell of a drug
Bitches
3:08 turns out, I even looked it up, this man was responsible for being a part of the writers behind a goofy movie, a goof Troop, ducktails, tailspin, and several other Disney movies and TV shows. Hence why is a big connection with a lot of the characters looking like Disney rip offs I would say
Thank God the man didn’t work at Pixar, or we probably would’ve had all those characters in a World War II animated sage
Well, at least Dingo Pictures didn't make a Titanic movie with Wabuu sinking the ship... What? Who else woulda been capable or mischevious enough? King Magod?
@@slightlyistorical1776 Not Pixar, but there was a WW2 3D animated movie called Valiant released in 2005 with talking birds. I hated it as a kid and barely remember it now.
@DeltaFRFX. I didn’t like the movie Valiant either, though I think I was a teenager when I saw it. I remember the female pigeons with large breasts really creeped me out. Fun fact: my mom actually screamed from a jump scare in this movie.
@@DeltaFRFX I actually liked valiant as a kid… I was kind of a fucked up kid though
I'll never let go...of how awesome this was, nicely done!
I couldnt have said it better myself.
Holy shit it's you!
Oh, cool! Andy's here! Hi!
I'm Actually Surprised To See A+Start In The Comments Of A Jontron Video
+A+Start omg a+start
This video is timeless honestly the only thing I wish John covered more was the inconsistent animation especially during the musical numbers they repeat animations so many times while half of it looking like it was made in flash is jarring
The dog started rapping and I..
I had to lay down for a second and reconsider my entire life.
+TheNerdPerry Just remember that "It's party time, yeah it's party time!"
+legofreak446 sure saved the vets bill for smothering him.
+TheNerdPerry I honestly couldn't stop laughing for so long
legofreak446 At least 101 Dalmatians survived
+XTornado01 101 what!?
jon i luv u bby
HI
Don't steal my last name
+Garrett Williamson You love a lot of people Garret.
+Garrett Williamson Didn't expect someone like you to be here
+Alex Clutter finally, we get a REAL JonTron episode.
My favorite character is the iceberg
The old man disguise was really convincing, wasn't it?
Dustin Rausch yeah it really was
You're not an old man! *You're the ice berg!!*
TheKingOfAwesomeness Top 10 Anime plot twists.
he was the best character, putting an end to the shitshow.
Man I cant wait for the next animation in the series. I hope its based on “The Rumor of Pompeii”