18 Savage Dark Humor Jokes | Compilation #1
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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
- These 18 dark jokes are pretty offensive and pretty grim! Everyone loves jokes. You know what they say...laughter is the best medicine. And yes, while clever and smart jokes are great, there’s just something almost, raw and natural about a black humor joke.
Chances are, everyone’s heard one at some time in their life. And even people who seem much too shy have probably told a dark joke or two. That being said, there are still jokes out there you wanna be careful with whom you share. Sharing dark jokes with your friends is one thing. Sharing dark jokes with your family or boss or strangers? That’s a completely different situation and you could be judged pretty harsh.
In this video you will hear the best orphans jokes, sex jokes, dad jokes, dirty jokes, so funny jokes only for adults.
Don't take these black humor jokes personally, they are not racist jokes, they are made just for fun.
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More dark humor or dirty jokes?
Both >:D
@@Lasoquarr I agree
dark humor
Dark
Dark humor
Yo the adopted one omg xD 😂
Reminds me of my childhood.
OoF
Told that one to my son decades ago. Today I told him, "what is sexual position WOW? It's when I flip your mom over." which is another joke he can't tell his liberal wife.
@TheGrimJoker lol
Didn't you mean baseball for that orphan joke?
Lol yea, after so much time, it is the first time I realize I wrote basketball instead of baseball.
Thanks mate, but I can't do shit now :(
@@TheGrimJoker proof that only re*ards use 'lol'
@@solidsnakesimulation666 Lol
Knowing I was an orphan the orphan not being able to play basketball joke kind of killed me LMAO
Glad you still have your sense of humor 😄
Should I feel bad that I know almost all of them? 🤣
Here's a dark joke I have heard from reddit:
Why is the priest called father?
Because calling him daddy would be too suspicious. 😆
Very good one, I will put it in the next video 🤪
@@TheGrimJoker Sweet! 😂
"i don't have enough money to crimate my granda ma i only have half of the money you need"
"It's okay let's just do it half cook
Continue the rest at your home"
How many baby's you need to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them
So I can paint my house with only 2 if I can throw hard enough? 😶
@@TheGrimJoker a thin cote but yes🤣🤣🤣
How dark are we talking here?
Dark as your skin
Dark as my soul
@@TheGrimJoker
Go French kiss the angel of death , be sure you use your mouth wash before speaking to me.
LMAO o s#&+ my mom is going to kill me
If u donate kidney, doctor "don't ate"
I love the ending
Here’s one
“I think Stephen hawking was the real slim shady but could not stand up”
My coworkers realy on me to tell them dark messed up jokes daily and these are good ones I use
I hope your colleagues will appreciate them 😏
This is GREAT 😂😂😂
That's what she said
@@TheGrimJoker If you Torture someone long enough They will Say Anything.....
That should be a quote 🤣
@@TheGrimJoker That’s What she said ,,,,,
I've heard the orphan one at 1:52. It's supposed to be "baseball", not "basketball"
Evil: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me:They don't know where home is.
Evil: 👉that way is the hell
Then I will meet you in hell, buddy 😈
RAAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yo I'm going to hell for laughing this much 🤣🤣🤣
See you in hell bro 👾
Ur so underrated I swear
I know, right?
1:23 Nah this one is really wild💀
Really funny!
3:23 Nah this one is really wild💀
Now this is my type of humor :D
The basketball joke should be baseball since baseball has a home base and basketball doesn't.
My friend keeps bragging about how he sleeps with a lot of girls every night
Yeah he has a weird way of saying he’s schizophrenic
Omg so funny! 😅
What has 8 legs and makes women scream
Gangbang
0:49
i am from iraq 😂😂
Oops 😆
me too but i didn't get it ..
@@khetamhasan6225 Suicide bombing
@@TheGrimJoker can you explain the Iran joke
Anyone can explain the kidney joke.?
The pregnant 14 year old was funny
call em! always wanted to go out in a blaze of glory
The evidence one
For that last one the doctor then takes off his mask revealing himself to be the king of the dead
Can someone plz explain the kidney one
You only have 2.. you can only donate 1 cuz you'll die if you give both. So he had killed 2 people at least to get 5 kidneys
@@dennisbakker5262 oooo got it....TY
Faci un video si in română?
It's baseball not basketball
I’m 10
I'm hungry
@@TheGrimJoker bruh 💀
i disliked it let me find me x'D
ngl think you have serious issues. what's with al the kid and baby jokes of them getting unlived or pssing like its not funny, there's FAR to many on these, its worrying.
Because they are funny? Comedy is like an elevator. Everyone has different levels of humor, its not our problem your stuck between floors.
So a man walks into a Jewish bakery...
and he asks the cashier, "How much does the challah cost?"