22 Dirty Dark Humour Jokes | Compilation #12
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
- Innocent jokes are fine and dandy, but we all know that dark jokes are our true favorite. Sure, cracking jokes about death, depression, tragedy, & murder may be heartless & cruel. But boy do they offer some sweet laughs. It’s time to accept it - dark humor is evil but in the best way.
Ready to walk through the gates of hell with our tribe? If yes, then start creating dark humor jokes as these dark jokes are on fire - in other words, they’re luring you into hell’s pit of fire. If that’s too hyperbolic for you - they’re at least bound to put a devilish smile on your face. HUEHUEHUEHUE.
In this video you will hear the best orphans jokes, sex jokes, dad jokes, dirty jokes, so funny jokes only for adults.
Don't take these black humor jokes personally, they are not racist jokes, they are made just for fun.
#DarkHumor #DarkJokes #Funny #Jokes #Humor
Do you guys like dark humor jokes? Why exactly?
Oh you asked why we liked this!!! Well because its often what we think but cannot say 😀
@@rxb364 speak for yourself, I tell these kind of jokes everywhere I go
@@ddzombot winner !
Because its like a mothers love for an orphan, they wouldn't get it
@@karenswadling1265 What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked! Lol
"How do you like your women?"
"I like them how i like my wine."
"What do you mean?"
"Between 9 and 12 years old, and in a cellar."
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This is hilarious
Glad you like it, welcome to the tribe! 😈
Good jokes, 10/10
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question
Do you ever just go online and mess with peoples heads and be really creepy and ominous make them supper paranoid because its fun and you like to watch as they slowly get scared and you like to watch how people react to the questions and statements as some get uneasy some terrified some defensive and aggressive and just say goodbye but don't leave you just stop talking or say "You passed the test, Goodbye." am just think and sometimes see how the confusion and fear sets in?
its fun to do online or to strangers at a restaurant randomly I personally find it the best way to scare people much better then chasing people around or jumping form behind a corner and yelling you get to watch their fear grow
and you are also less likely to get punched in the face from a scared person trying to get away
although they might call the cops on you if you go too far or if you don't explain yourself afterwards but if you explain yourself you sound crazy and might call the cops but I think its worth the risk
Oh Jeez, please dont make me fall in love with you.
1:40 but what do you do about the smell? Asking for a friend of course.
Q: What do you do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bath-tub ?? ..... A: Throw in your laundry .......
Hell yeah
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2:20 "Van Gogh and Kurt Cobain used their brains to paint the ceiling 💀"
Contain was murderex...look at the evidence
Ayo i love this
You get an A+ for these there that good
The t.rex who couldn't clap😂
YUP ..... D A R K 4 sure LOL
What’s the difference between my son and a chicken
The chicken got to the other side of the road
What’s the last thing that went through Kurt Cobain’s mind?
His teeth.
First person?
vanilla shake gets me
I would drink a vanilla shake 😍
What's the similarity between nail polish and you're sisters underpants?
what
@@TheGrimJoker They both come off with alcohol!!!!
Why isn’t there any jokes about the Jim Jones massacre?
The punch line would be too long.
Good god that is funny 👍👍
@@adamc1966 Thanks! It’s nice to know I’m not the only cynical, warp minded person who enjoys dark humor. I mean that in a good way! 😂
@@dtw63 yes I love this channel.
I didn't get pulse one joke
The one at the start is just because he is vegan people
My stepmom is just like Elvis Presley!
Dead on the toilet
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While the words are spelled the same - give or take a capital P, the joke makes no sense unless you differentiate between polish (cleaning substance) and Polish (people from Poland). Like St Peter complaining after Cardinal Wojtyla became John Paul II: You idiots, I said I want a pope with polish, not a pope who's Polish!
I like a person of culture, respect 🤜🤛
"my dog does not cry when i give him meat."....i don't get it
Meat = actual meat but also an appelative to penis.
Does it make more sense now?
gay asf
@@redfinstudios6739 True. Plus incest asf.
@@TheGrimJoker I thought it means cannibalism..
@@CactusUwU1 Nooo
what does JFK mean?
John Fitzgerald Kennedy- former president of United States who got assassinated by a shooter while he was driven in a convertible car.
@@TheGrimJoker ok thx
😢 even my friends in foreign Nations got this joke
69th Comment lol
I don’t get it of the my dog and my brother
Giving meat is putting a penis inside them.
Lmfao an a bit worried at the same time
We need some biden jokes
Joe Biden is so old, that his memories are in black & white
He is one.
Your jokes are lame only 2 we're funny
Why do you wrap a hamster in electrical tape?
So it doesn't explode when you f#@k it.
Joeidioit & Jill have retired to a retirement villa! Jill being the prankster she is, said "Let's liven up this place!"
Joe; "What do you suggest?!"
Jill; "Let's take off our clothes and streak!"
Joe was all for IT! Streaking passed President Trump who was there visiting a friend said; "OMG, did you see That?!"
Friend: "Yeah, what was IT?!"
President Trump; "I don't know, but whatever it was, Sure Needed Ironing!!!"