Me: *Shows the video to my priest* Priest: So.. why are you showing me this? Me: I thought you'd love Priest: *laughs* Of course I would, I can relate. Me: *Starts doing the Catholic hand prayer* Forgive me, Lord. I'mma rip his teeth out through his cheeks. *A closed door opens* Me: Jimmy?! I thought you were dead! What are you doing in his basement?! Lol I tried. Sorry. You're jokes are amazing, Mr. Grim. I actually thought I was going to die from laughing so hard.
Are you from Netherlanda? Because they literally had party of pedophiles and it almost entered the parliament, beauty of proggressive west (please notice an sarcasm)
I think I found my favorite place now. I've looking for this type of humor for a while and most of them were not so funny, but these are just what I need.
A Jew goes to the doctor complaining he has gas, the doctor say's, "Yes it's a very common problem, in the past 6 years 6 million other Jews had the same problem!!!!
2:02 - If the baby was already born, they would already know the gender. If it hasn't been born yet, it wouldn't be breathing in the womb anyway. Punchline should be, "IT... has no heartbeat."
When Jewish people were sent to Auschwitz they often had serial numbers tattooed on their arms (used for identification as the Nazis did not see them worthy of names) if they were not immediately sent to the gas chambers.
Would you like to see more videos with dark humor jokes?
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I work at an orphanige and I saw a little kid crying so I asked where her parents were
@@kimberlyallan2227 🤣
@@TheGrimJoker it's gd isn't it
I told these to my priest. He laughed and said God forgives all sins.
God bless his soul 😄
Why is the UK bad at chess?.. We lost our king and were about to lose our queen
You lost your queen today.
@@jkeegan154 you've been waiting for this to happen just so you can comment 😂
@@danofboro9008 😂😂😂
Checkmate!
If the king goes, then the game is lost
2:13 That was used for a Family Guy cutaway gag.
Did not know that. Now I do.
@@TheGrimJokerBabies in the womb can't breathe
1:43 Best joke I've heard in ages, bravo!😂
can you explain..?
@@jiya5179 He is a priest, a pedo, and a rapist. Normally the joke is each type is a different person😄
@@jiya5179 its the same person priests are known to be pdfiles
@@flossedfangs There are no kids in the bar. The beef of the joke is missing, or it is so small that some people can't see it.
I mean. Most are technically the truth
That's what's funny about them 😄
makes it more funny
0:59 I thought it was going to be the trash gets taken out(in the dating sense) but that punchline works too 😆😂👍
I didn't get it
The original punchline or the one I guessed?
@@kristibrown1159 never mind I already figured it out
It was the original if you are wondering and yours is better
@@mimimohameed4460 Aw thanks! I think they’re both good punchlines. 😆
If you said yours to a girl violence is to be expected
I mean the guest one always freezes
Not sure if I should be proud of myself and memory or concerned about my disturbing level of humor.. lol
be proud
Yeah definitely dark humour is funny some don't get it cause they don't see the light side of it and yes I did a bad joke 🤣🤣🤣
2:40 damn that is fked up
Oh yes it is
As a cutter,I DIED LAUGHING💀💀💀😭😭😭💀😭😭💀💀💀3:18
Amazing, I needed this today 😂
Me: *Shows the video to my priest*
Priest: So.. why are you showing me this?
Me: I thought you'd love
Priest: *laughs* Of course I would, I can relate.
Me: *Starts doing the Catholic hand prayer* Forgive me, Lord. I'mma rip his teeth out through his cheeks.
*A closed door opens*
Me: Jimmy?! I thought you were dead! What are you doing in his basement?!
Lol I tried. Sorry. You're jokes are amazing, Mr. Grim. I actually thought I was going to die from laughing so hard.
Thanks mate, I really appreciate it 🤜🤛
1:43 this described the priests of my country
Same here bro. And I guess almost everywhere 😆
Are you from Netherlanda? Because they literally had party of pedophiles and it almost entered the parliament, beauty of proggressive west (please notice an sarcasm)
What do you call a female robot
A washing machine
😵
💀💀
It took me 10 sec to subscribe
great video
I am honored
Whoa. That spinach one.
Do you also like spinach?
@@TheGrimJoker uhm, I do..
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub? Laundry.
Why is the United States government bad at chess? Because you have one person playing both sides. ;)
Some pretty good stuff. 👍
What do you say to a black man in a 3 piece suit?
May the defendant please rise.
ooooohhhhhhh
I think I found my favorite place now. I've looking for this type of humor for a while and most of them were not so funny, but these are just what I need.
The boomerang one😂😂😂😂
2:12 family guy lol
A Jew goes to the doctor complaining he has gas, the doctor say's, "Yes it's a very common problem, in the past 6 years 6 million other Jews had the same problem!!!!
I didn’t necessarily laugh per say, I just rolled my eyes or was like omg or smirked to myself
I feel so horrible laughing at these 😂☹️
Why are the British bad at chess?
They now play every game without a queen.
Why don't they have baseball teams in Germany?
Because they keep sending the pitchers to the showers.
The best so far
this is rly funny
It's spelt really.. Unless your A and E don't work then it's rly
@@danofboro9008 what century do u live in
@@AvigailNaomi the dark ages bro
@@danofboro9008 oh dang thats why :p
2:05 Family guy joke.
HAHAHAH THE LAST ONE GOT ME I WAS DOZEING OFF and DIED LOL!!!!
The 9/11 joke got me dying for no reason.
0:30
"People call me racist, but you know what?"
I ain't racist, I'm hilarious!
Why can’t British people play chess?
because they lost their Queen.
2:02 - If the baby was already born, they would already know the gender. If it hasn't been born yet, it wouldn't be breathing in the womb anyway. Punchline should be, "IT... has no heartbeat."
Yea, you have a point, thanks for the comment 🦾
They wouldn't if they were deaf blind an mute
Orphans never play baseball, because they do not know where home is.
Oh my god! THESE ARE SOME HORRIBLY FUCKED UP JOKES! Nice job!
Thanks mate! Don't forget to come back for more, it's only the beginning.
@@TheGrimJoker I'll always come back!
Yesterday I saw a black man riding a bike,
I thought it was mine so I ran to my garage and
I saw that it was still chained up *asking for food*
Dark joke: what is Naruto favorite song
Alone again naturally by Gilbert o Sullivan because he is lonely 💀
How do you stop a 12 year old boy from choking?
how
@@TheGrimJoker Take you're hand off his neck and stop strangling him!
@@TheGrimJokeryou're not getting an answer
the sositey got me craking up
!damn, these are _harsh_!
and yes, i am laughing at them.
Good 😎
Oh my, I sure hope I don't go to Hell for finding these jokes funny!!!! (X
Why are the Chinese no good at playing cricket?
Because they keep eating all the bats.
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she didn't wear a seatbelt.
These jokes are so dark even the cops shot at it
Just heard on the news some monkeys escaped from the zoo. Well, i saw some morroccans walking by, that might be them.
Please, don't take it too seriously, i just came up with it, and decided to come back to this video, because i'm in the mood for dark jokes.
i’ve heard 2:14 on family guy before
I don't understand the abortion clinic dog food one. 🤔
means you can use the baby corpses as your dogs food
Ahhhhh...clever lol
Holy frak, 2:20 had me dying
0:55 relatable
i don’t understand the sally knock knock joke
Sally doesn't have hands, so she can't knock
2:02 is from Family Guy.
1:50 didnt get It lol
The joke is that the priest, pedophile, and rapist are all the same person.
The priest, the pedophile and the rapist are the same person.
0:33 is that a slavery joke?
0:36 dirty mind moment
Epic 😂
Someone explain the dog food one
Basically they’re using the aborted fetuses as dog food
It is not breathing is from family guy
still funny though
0:22
This is wild
Dark and dry humor skits on my channel, check em out! Thanks for the love!
Why was time out called during the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
I believe the children are our future... because they don't fight back as much.
I'm not getting jokes on priests,may be im not used to it..plz explain😶
Priest and pdf file is the same person......
By just looking at the thumbnail. I knew the answer, because we already lost two towers
I think that tells more about my mindset then you
I don’t get 1:13
When Jewish people were sent to Auschwitz they often had serial numbers tattooed on their arms (used for identification as the Nazis did not see them worthy of names) if they were not immediately sent to the gas chambers.
2:41 don't ask me
im not getting cancelled today
What’s the difference between Kamala and Kaepernick?
Kaepernick used to start his work day on one knee.
2:18 I don't get it.
it's not dog food special when you cook it right
What do tella woman with two black eyes?
nothing she has already been told twice
Two Beef are crossing the road...
When a car hit one of them.
Hey...hamburger, stand up!
1:19 I don’t get it can someone explain please
They put numbers on the Jews arms
To mark them as numbers, because in the camps they would call them by the numbers instead of their names.
@@RettHeinrich oh thanks
@@MrPenguethank you
@@lightsliceplayz6115 np
laughing so hard :/:/:/
😄
boomeroons don't always come back
especially when you're dum
Boomeroons
Nobody wants to play after what happened to Bobby Fischer
Why is the uk bad at chess
Damn
Yoo how is this allowed
capping stop lying cuhh
Nah at 2:32 that one crosses the line
Honestly, only the first one was funny.
Idk dark humor just isn't funny
not funny
I feel depressed for all the different country jokes cause it was bad but ppl like joking about it
Is Sally a reference im missing? Who is Sally?
No, Sally is just a random name chosen for the joke