22 Twisted Dark Humor Jokes | Compilation #11
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- Опубліковано 28 жов 2024
- Innocent jokes are fine and dandy, but we all know that dark jokes are our true favorite. Sure, cracking jokes about death, depression, tragedy, & murder may be heartless & cruel. But boy do they offer some sweet laughs. It’s time to accept it - dark humor is evil but in the best way.
Ready to walk through the gates of hell with our tribe? If yes, then start creating dark humor jokes as these dark jokes are on fire - in other words, they’re luring you into hell’s pit of fire. If that’s too hyperbolic for you - they’re at least bound to put a devilish smile on your face. HUEHUEHUEHUE.
In this video you will hear the best orphans jokes, sex jokes, dad jokes, dirty jokes, so funny jokes only for adults.
Don't take these black humor jokes personally, they are not racist jokes, they are made just for fun.
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Know some dark humor jokes? Write them here. We will not judge.
I don't know if you have ever put this won but
I had a fish that chould break dance
CooL!!
He only did I wonc and for 30 second tho
@@harleyclaunch-clark8788 Thanks for the comment. I know this one but did not put it as I do not find it good enough 😄 Same like my ex did not find me good enough.
Whats worse than 19 babies nailed to 1 tree
1 baby nailed to 19 trees
What kind of shoes do school shooters wear
Pumped up kicks
What's the difference between my work and my sister?
I don't come to work every day.
I have one, there was a father and three children,
The oldest daughter asked "father, why am I called flower"
Dad"because when we left the hospital a flower landed on you"
"What about me?" asked the second child.
Dad "because a blossom landed on you when we left the hospital"
"Hdhfhshfhdjfjdj?"
Dad "Yes brick?"
🧱 Brick has a big ....
Don't worry, I actually enjoy dark humor. It helps me get through the tough parts of life. 😆
same! lmao
Same lol 😂😂😂
My parrot died
But it sure is a huge weight off my shoulders
How do you make a car dealership salesperson nervous?
Ask how many bodies can fit in the trunk?
Gooood
Not cool. I tried this and MF called the cops on me 😔
The orphan one my cousin said no he gonna go home
You made me happy and sad at the same time.
@@TheGrimJoker lol
the fact that's it's just like a text to speech somehow makes it worse lol
I would really love you doing a voiceover on your jokes. If you could do that, I'd be blessed.
Hey, I really appreciate your idea. I never thought about it. If I ever decide to try with a voice over, I will message you.
@@TheGrimJoker Thanks.
Same
You have 69 subscribers. Nice
@@TheGrimJoker ican do that for you if you want check my yt ido voice overs 😁
I love these dark humor jokes keep them up!
Of course, my pleasure!
“These jokes are darker than Jamal”👴🏻
Damn some of these jokes are so awesome, like the one about locking a dog and a wife in the trunk and driving around
1:46 i dont get it... am i just dumb lol
Alzheimer is a disease which make people forget things very badly, even the things they did 10 seconds ago.
So when the doctor tells him about cancer, he already forgot what he was being told.
He has Alzheimer’s, so he forgot the doctor said he had cancer.
I love dark humor so much. Because I have a twisted dark sense of humor.
A drunk walks out of a bar and sees a nun in full habit. He starts beating the shit outta her. When she’s laying on the ground, he looks down and says “ You’re not that tough after all, are ya batman.”
The Dark Nun
3:39 9/11 reference?
Yesss 👀
Dark Humour is my favourite genre ❤️🔥🔥🔥
Mine too. We already have so many things in common :O
This got so funny I frowned
I didn't get the cabbage one
Can u explain the Curt kobain joke? Also the cabbage one?
You don't have to know like how the police don't know about my dead body.
Cobain killed himself with a gun....
Cabage is also a wor for disabled person
I'm going to hell lmao
In the distance: Weren't you already there?
See you in hell bro 😈
@@TheGrimJoker I hope we're cell mates. I'd at least be laughing through pain. Oh! Keep posting, you're so amazing!
@@ThatOneChickYelenaKrova hahaha awesome comment, thanks! 🔥
Not cell mates but you mean hell mates.
The devil asks what sin did you commit to be here on hell and the man said I threw itching powder on people who are physically disabled...
Keep up the good jokes!
Always
How do you tell if an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life
Nice
3:38
THIS is so offensive to my religion
Bt I can take it
You made jokes about juses in som other vedios so thats fair LOL
Fairness for all 😇
What do you call two lepers at a hockey game.a face off.from Corey.
3:36 -
Jesus said his faith can move mountains
Mohamad said his faith can move skyscrapers
Then people with faith in Jesus leveled the mountains Mohamad's people were living in because even though Christians still believe in fairy tales, at least they have evolved past the stone age.
That was deep
@@TheGrimJoker LOL
I like my women the same way I like my coffee…… ground up and in a freezer.
What's the difference between baby and bread?
Bread doesn't cry when you slice him
Haha
I'm Taiwanese I don't know a some black humour.😂
Dark humour jokes are like prostitutes
You're not gonna find one that hasn't already been used
I hate the one to do with Mohammed because it offends my religion but it's cool I can take it
Just jokes man, no offense for anybody. Peace!
Chill, we are here to have a _blast_ after all. :D
Fuck Allah
Didn't get the 9/11 one..🥺
stories: 1) stories in a book 2) stories as in floors
when the towers collapsed they fell through several stories (2) ) in seconds
Why don't black peoole go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.
Im hecka board
I don't get the plumber one
It's just a hollow one, everyone would be really sad if you massacred his family, not just a plumber. The plumber has been chosen just because.
@@TheGrimJoker oh
2.23 didn't get it
People who cannot move and use a wheelchair, are often called "vegetables" or "cabbage" or other names.
Thus this joke.
I didn’t get the jesus christ one
Someone explain!
Mohammed = the prophet of the Islamic religion (as Christians have Jesus)
9/11 event = done my muslims (at least thats what Americans say)
So the joke says that Mohammed can move skyscrapers like the The Twin Towers (9/11 event)
@@TheGrimJoker i know its a joke , but am Muslim , & i can tell u that our religion & prophet didn't tell us to bomb peoples or building !
@@princo705 I know bro, as you said, it's just a joke. It's the same idea as Catholics created crusades, invading and killing people "in the name of God/Jesus".
Peace and love my friend! 🤜🤛
@@princo705 I'm a Muslim too buddy. It's dark humor it's not supposed to be respectful
I gave it a minute, then it got a thumbs-down and a channel block.
I don't get the cabbage joke.
Cabbage is a vegetable...a vegetable is also a disabled person.
😂 Ohh yeh.
Everything was funny untill the relegion part
Trust me your channel will be closed if someone reported it
Believe me, UA-cam checked all my videos and they are fine. Some of the videos got demonetised, but life is life 😄