A Terrified President Throws His Riot Mob Under A Bus To Save His Neck (And Get Back On Twitter)
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- Опубліковано 19 тра 2024
- Facing threats of impeachment, and with calls for his resignation coming from even the conservative Wall Street Journal editorial board, the president on Thursday released a video in which he unconvincingly condemned the insurrection he incited, and begrudgingly admitted that a new administration would take office following an orderly transition of power on January 20th. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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Weird. Today he said “You Do Not Represent Our Country” when yesterday he said we love you and you’re special
😄 this is true
Either somebody in T******'s legal team must have forced his hand, or he's just a plain sociopath who would happily feed his asskissers to the lions to save his skin.
To be fair, yesterday he wasn't in danger of being removed from office. The sad part is that I believe that, as it was happening, he felt proud of what he had wrought. It would have seemed proof of his power over his supporters. As usual, though, he never considered the consequences.
@@azoth6641 it's both.
He was forced to say it.
Shoutout Stephen for calling all these people out👏 This is how you use your platform!!
Hahaha +1
You would probably like my playlist..
I loved how those senators decried the attack and then went onto spout the same conspiracy rhetoric that spurred the attack.
😂😂 idiocracy
1:20 No your'e not Steve, clowns are funny.
That is very true 😁
His wife is just cracking up in the background. 😂🤣 love it. Also heard his dog in the background too.
Love Stephen Colbert. He is an American Hero for speaking out.
The evidence is in. WHERE ARE THE SEDITION CHARGES DEMOCRATS? WHATS THAT? THERE WONT BE ANY BECAUSE JAN 6TH WASNT AN INSURRECTON? Whats that? You are now hiding because you pushed Anti American lies and helped spread left wing propaganda? Isnt that interesting.
"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot'. - Mark Twain. How true this is. Also we have mountains of evidence showing Kyle Rittenhouse rightfully defended himself and far left morons are really out here talking about 'He shouldnt have been allowed to defend himself because he crossed state lines to help defend an area he works in and is only a few miles away from his home'
Imagine being subscribed to Stephen Colbert unironically
He wasnt lying when he said " if 2020 was a bad year 2021 said hold my year". Very true
2020 was objectively worse than 2021.
I've heard Afghanistan is sending across 3000 troops to the US to help restore democracy
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Lolllllll
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I think the FBI should go after the police officers who removed the barriers and took selfies with the terrorists.
They should go after Ivanka, who tweeted that they were patriots -- until some cooler head prevailed (after a response pointed out that she was skating with illegality) and took it down.
I read that they are looking into it and identifying them. Those men should not be merely transferred or even fired. They should never be allowed to be so much as a mall cop ever again!
Absolutely. That is a disgrace but a great way to find and remove bad cops
They should go after command staff that purposefully left the capital building vulnerable.
haven't seen that video. any links?
Love it...go Stephen! You can scream what I think. Thank you for being a true American patriot.
The evidence is in. WHERE ARE THE SEDITION CHARGES DEMOCRATS? WHATS THAT? THERE WONT BE ANY BECAUSE JAN 6TH WASNT AN INSURRECTON? Whats that? You are now hiding because you pushed Anti American lies and helped spread left wing propaganda? Isnt that interesting.
"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot'. - Mark Twain. How true this is. Also we have mountains of evidence showing Kyle Rittenhouse rightfully defended himself and far left morons are really out here talking about 'He shouldnt have been allowed to defend himself because he crossed state lines to help defend an area he works in and is only a few miles away from his home'
Imagine being subscribed to Stephen Colbert unironically
I love Stephen losing his shit at the revolution line! 😂😂
Yes! He had the biggest grin! 😂😂😂
@ItsYoBoy Kris FieldsMy conspiracy theory is that aliens secretly snuck into half of the country's homes and sucked out their brains. Lol.
7:37
I LMAO
Then your little piano scarf doesn’t have anything to rap around.
The evidence is in. WHERE ARE THE SEDITION CHARGES DEMOCRATS? WHATS THAT? THERE WONT BE ANY BECAUSE JAN 6TH WASNT AN INSURRECTON? Whats that? You are now hiding because you pushed Anti American lies and helped spread left wing propaganda? Isnt that interesting.
"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot'. - Mark Twain. How true this is. Also we have mountains of evidence showing Kyle Rittenhouse rightfully defended himself and far left morons are really out here talking about 'He shouldnt have been allowed to defend himself because he crossed state lines to help defend an area he works in and is only a few miles away from his home'
Imagine being subscribed to Stephen Colbert unironically
This is the first time as a Canadian I've really considered that we might need our own wall
And it won’t cost us a thing. We’ll just get all the day-old TimBits to build it.🤗
@Arin K: Don't wait for funding or planning permission, get building right now!
Please build one then!!!!
Please build one!
Same...
Stephen did not hold back tonight. He said what everyone is thinking.
"and this guy.. that might be senator Ted Cruz? Uhh I wanna be fair here, that could be the bloated corpse of a drowned woodchuck."
this man is disgusting
I'm glad to see him getting furious. It's how everyone feels about this.
Stephen is nothing but an over rated, over paid jerk.
📱P@@bcbudGstatus my PO phone 📱📱📱📱
“The tip of the DOUCHEBERG”… Stephen Colbert nailed it!!!
"They maced me!" You bet they did, Karen
If you look at the original video you can see that she has a onion in her towl.
"They killed womens sports" cant wait to see you screeching over the next four years at the nightmare you voted for, Karen.LMAO!
The punishment for seditionists in the original revolution was punishable by hanging and drawing and quartering, she got off easy.
@@johndigiacomo1674 I agree. Every blm and antifa terrorist should be treated as you say...
MycathatesU, actually BLM and ANTIFA, aren't terrorist organizations and have a favorable Image among most Americans, the only ones who don't are generally racists, bigots and anti Semites.
That girl from Knoxville in tears : "It's a Revolution!"
Me, french guy living in a country who had 3 revs, working for THE institution that voted to slay a king in two parts : "laugh in baguette"
Une femme foux.
I have thought about your glorious Revolution often in the last 4 years.
She was in tears cause she had a onion 🧅 in the towel.
I bet the people storming the Bastille were called idiots at the time as well.
@@ThisUserHasBeenCanceled Only by the elitist noble scum. The people attacking the Capital weren't doing it to end hundreds of years of tyranny, they were doing it to end hundreds of years of Democracy.
He literally told these people he loved them. Arrest him for treason
Hahaha +1
You would probably like my playlist..
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Remember the scene in GoT where the dude was tied to his chair among his starved hounds?
Trump loves those people as much as a con artist loves suckers.
@@joliecideif You think a tv show has exciting stuff in it, reading real history will Blow Your Mind.
I keep replaying the part between 7:37 and 8:30. That's 53 seconds of amazing rage!
“All the news thats admissible in court” IS FUCKING PERFECT FOR THE NYT
"I won't show you a second of the video because he doesn't mean any of it"
AMEN. I wish the news networks took this same view.
We can’t say it is a lie if we don’t watch it.
You must not be paying much attention. They often do. There were several Trump speeches which they cut away from and didn't air to make sure they aren't spreading false information.
I wish everyone would quit putting up pictures of him. The video might have some value - we can see him speak his seditious rant but what does showing all of those pics of him serve? We all know what he looks like.
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The woman upset because they maced her is hilarious. Imagine thinking how mean the police are being and not getting what you want, when what you want is to overthrow the government.
"I never imagined Leopards would eat my face!" Says woman, who voted for the 'Leopards Eating Faces' party.
She also wasn't maced and is lying. You can see half an onion in the towel she's rubbing her face with. An onion she brought with her deliberately to spread this lie.
"Rubbing onion into your own eyes to own the libs"
edit: I did look this up on snopes and apparently onion is considered to be a "folk remedy" for some things like tear gas so it's not certain she's lying....
I will say though that I've seen people who've been maced and their faces look a more snotty and sore than hers. She just looks like she's been crying
@@theomegajuice8660 so many layers to this..
"I mean I wasn't doing anything bad or anything just storming the Capitol and staging a revolution (a coup actually), no biggy and police maced me for some reason out of nowhere."
The police or FBI should be pucking her up any minute now.
Wow!! I only knew Stephen Colbert from some videos with celebrities that I've watched and his great sence of humor. I now really respect this guy!!!
Sometimes it is worthwhile to look back. Thank you Stephen. This is still so topical, unfortunately.
"They maced me!!"
What were you trying to do?
"Storm the Capital!!!"
Omg 😂😂😂😂
That was like talking to a 5y-old child...
Are there really people like her in this world🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️now the republicans know why they can’t just put anybody in the highest position in this country. I just don’t get why they choose him and not one of their politicians 🤔🤔🤔
This is why we can’t have nice things ...
They said she was faking and rubbing an onion in her eyes
And she wasn't even maced. She had an onion in her hands and was rubbing her face with it for screentime.
My parents left their country to avoid things like this lol.
Oh wow, did they come here? (I'm assuming they did but thought I'd ask) If so, our bad, sorry about that lol... I hope we can do better over the next four years, especially now that we won Georgia 😁👍
We need to have an honest discussion about what it means to have a democratically-empowered population. One that isn't full of brainwashed people thinking their incoherent belligerence in the service of a wannabe banana republic despot is "fighting for [insert your favorite word here, popular options include "freedom" "the constitution" or "democracy"]." What does it look like to have a nation capable of collaborative problem solving in good faith? Someone ask New Zealand...
the antifa and blm riots ruined the country for many others too
they should have stayed. hell mine should of stayed. now we can all enjoy socialism with our best friend Joe Biden and all his leftists butt buddied. 80,000,000 stupid, dead and computer generated people voted for a socialism democracy. Wow who would have thought.
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This country isn't as fragile as you make it seem.
While this situation is tragic, him explaining what happens to failed revolutionaries at 7:35 is hilarious as well as historically accurate
Commenting 8 months on. Still waiting on the chopping. None of that so far. Just MAGAts getting sweetheart plea deals.
The evidence is in. WHERE ARE THE SEDITION CHARGES DEMOCRATS? WHATS THAT? THERE WONT BE ANY BECAUSE JAN 6TH WASNT AN INSURRECTON? Whats that? You are now hiding because you pushed Anti American lies and helped spread left wing propaganda? Isnt that interesting.
"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot'. - Mark Twain. How true this is. Also we have mountains of evidence showing Kyle Rittenhouse rightfully defended himself and far left morons are really out here talking about 'He shouldnt have been allowed to defend himself because he crossed state lines to help defend an area he works in and is only a few miles away from his home'
Imagine being subscribed to Stephen Colbert unironically
Historically, people who attempted the stuff Trump, Giuliani, Bannon & co tried to pull off last winter as a bid for power, and who failed, have often ended up hanged in public. or locked away for life. Sometimes court-martialed - or sometimes they have killed themselves fast to escape a trial and harsh punishment for their treason. Trump is lucky that he's unlikely to see such a fate, but he and his henchmen (some of them female) should definitely be put on trial.
@@louise_rose Yet the majority of the people who did this are walking free. They committed literal treason on live television and they get away with it, yet I walk down the street to go to 7-11 for a Slurpee and I get arrested because I am black a 'fit the description' of some random guy. Treason is punishable by either life imprisonment or death by hanging as the traitors they are and yet they get away with it! Can't say they don't know who it is who did it since so many of them posted on various social media sites videos of themselves doing it!
@@sinbadwilliams7186 I think hanging stopped being used as capital punishment in most western countries some time back (especially hanging in public), but I sympathize with your wish that people who engineered this kind of treason should be punished as firmly and coldly as their brothers back in the 19th century.
Colbert fantastic! And didn’t hold back any punches!
BS
Stephen is so pissed, I can’t even imagine what Jon Stewart would have said on his show if he was still running it or what John Oliver will say when he comes back.
On a scale of 1 to 10, John Oliver will deliver a rant at about 15! And rightly so.
I wish he'd drop something... Ol john is just to funny.. lol
Hell, Im mad and Im not even american....I can´t understand he was able to stay in power....
Seth Meyers rage on wednesday night was palpable.
@@DelthfaitheStephen Coalbut isn't funny to anyone with good intelligence; he's always been a propagandist; not a comedian.
Best way to explain the last 4 years. “ Elect a clown and you get a circus”.
This is your president and your election. You must be proud.
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Here is a little science for the people who think there is no evidence about ballot manipulation.
So true!
Best summary
I wrote that too... hehe... like minds
At least Biden and Harris get the economy in the same shape of the country as they gave it to Trump when Obama and Biden got out of office !
"His uppance un-comed." I love that.
He is pissed 😡😠😠 for sure. He has the comedy there. I just wonder how Evie can not die laughing w some of it. She's giggling but even with Stephen being serious I'd b howling 🌹💖great work Stephen 🌍🌎🌉
Joke circulating in Europe: "Due to local covid restrictions, the US government had to initiate a coup in its own country this year."
When the hell did being anti fascist become a bad thing anyway?
@@christophersimons128 I'm lost, explain?
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@@Mrjoecreeper The US has a history of aiding or outright performing coups in other countries.
@@Mrjoecreeper Hey friend :)
I think what Christopher means is: Anti-Fa simply means "anti-fascist", which means you are against fascist governments.
In WWI and WWII, the US military fought Fascism throughout the world. Nowadays, the Trump cult associate "anti-fa" with the democratic party, this despite the fact that the majority of Anti-fa's DO NOT VOTE, they are against the whole corrupt system and are predominantly anarchists. Does that help?
*Definition of Fascism: a political philosophy, movement, or regime (such as that of Mussolini) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition.*
"They maced us..." she's the sort of person who would punch a Lion in the face and then scream "Why me!!!?" as it ripped her apart.
Turns out, she wasn’t maces. She had an onion in the towel to make her cry. 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
@@chicynp4729 When she is brought to justice (Was that pretentious? Sorry.) she won't need an onion to make her cry
Snowflake???
So, will "Liz" become the new Karen meme?
She's been exposed for having an onion in her palm with a towel and rubbing her face with it lmao
Please never compare Ted Cruz to a woodchuck ever again, it’s rude to Woodchucks ❤️
I love Stephen Colbert.
I'm continously impressed by the seriousness and anger of Stephen while your country goes to the pit. He knows this is no joke.
Yeah. He's been one of the good ones over the last four years. Him, Rachael Maddow, Jim Wright, Amy Siskind, and Heather Cox. Heavens knows, the bulk ((not all, but most)) of the media here has been more concerned about ratings and profits then truth or actual journalism for a very long time now.
"A man facing the noose will say anything to save his neck." Exactly.
You know things have gotten bad when Stephen strictly speaks out against the horrible things happening to our democracy instead of cracking witty jokes. We love you for speaking truth Stephen❤
@SJWs Really don't get me wrong, both parties are corrupt, but I lean way more to the left than the democratic party does. Trump is the "fake news" he warns about
BS
This was a fantastic show. Great job❤️
Even though he threw his base under the bus, his base will still embrace him. Their loyalty is blind.
So true, he told them that he would walk with them to the capital building then he ditched them and watched it all on TV. I’ve never heard of a Democrat willing to die or go to jail for an elected official they only know from Tv. Democrats aren’t stupid like that.
@Castor Troy I was going to make some witty remark about anyone naming themselves after a Face/Off character not being worthy of attention, but then I realized you're replying to a guy who named himself Dead-Space-Pool, so that kinda loses its punch. Either way, the important take-away here is that you're dumber than a brick, and on the wrong side of history.
@Castor Troy - whataboutism 101
@@RepublicOfUs "you're dumber than a brick, and on the wrong side of history" True, but only by a fluke of luck, that loser could never acieve boths of those things intentionally!
“They maced me” as she rubs an onion on her eyes lmao
I was wondering what kind of weak-ass mace that was...
Came here to say that. She looks awfully not puffy or red-eyed for being maced. More like "Karen can't handle the spice of the onion in her hand" levels..
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Probably a lemon, used to counter tear gas.
Onions are apparently an antidote for tear gas.
can we just give Steven a round of applause for informing correct information in a way that's hilarious at the same time and yet soo true
Stephen isn't fcking around anymore. That was more brutal than usual.
I love this man and call to him to run...!!! We need much more common sense and rational thought in a power position to actually turn shit around. Colbert 2024!!
But less than they needed to hear.
@@k.a.2442 True
@@kellybreeyear9017 He would be miserable as a politician. He's doing what he loves.
@@robynjustice8810 SPREADING MORE HATE!
The moment she said ‘it’s a revolution’ I lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It'll be difficult holding a Revolution in prison, Elizabeth. Have fun.
Same here. That was priceless.
I lost it when someone on Twitter pointed out shes holding a fucking onion in that cloth!
Why you ask?
Well, we’re storming the capital it’s a revolution silly! 😅😅😅
LOL she acted like getting maced was a bad thing but she was doing something that was uncalled for! For reals? Ridiculous; I lost it too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The news: Donald Trump is impeached again!
Me, an intellectual: Impeachment 2: Electric Boogaloo
I'd say Election Boogaloo.
“Hold my year” Major W 😂
"I was trying to commit a traitorous felony and the police were so mean to meeee 😭"
Not mean enough. These people were in the middle of armed insurrection and treason. They should face trial and go to prison for decades.
@@thomase917 The FBI is hunting them down now. One by one, wherever they live, they will get a knock at their door from a field agent with a warrant for their arrest. They might not all be arrested, but many of them will be.
@joe thomas Source?
“ In a real revolution when you lose they chop your head off, then your piano scarf will have nothing to wrap around “ 😂😂😂 Booyaka
10 out of 10
Don't they line them up on the wall before a firing squad?
Why you ask?
Well, we’re storming the capital it’s a revolution silly! 😅😅😅
@@gerardoramoncesarreynaldo9469
Waste of ammunition.
Plot twist: she is said to have an onion wrapped in the blue cloth she's wiping her face with. Seriously
Colbert's really pissed off 😅
"A man facing a noose will say anything to save his neck." TRUTH.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that" George Carlin.
I always wonder what he would say these days if he was alive to see this shit......RIP Carlin
Perfection.
Omg how have we lasted this long.
I'd think that was funny but I can't do fractions.
@@WalkoffGrandslam his head would explode
Don't ya hate when you're fighting a revolution and then, tragically, you get pushed and maced?
That's an cut onion in her towel , yes really, 7:32 .
God, it's just one of those days
@@Kaysler even if it is ice, she is stpd to think that helps and has never been to a real protest before.
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3 months later and I’m still loving how angry Stephen is. Understandably at the insurrection, but ESPECIALLY by how stupid all the treasonous insurrectionists are 😂😂
Colbert is an actor, he majored in theater. He knows nothing about politics or economics. His Marxist masters tell to act angry, and he acts angry. It's all for show.
@@andrewfurst5711 prove it
@@chocolateeclare2286 still waiting on that proof lol
@@mckenzie.8653 lmao yup
Stephen is a national treasure.
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!"
-George Carlin
Thank you, someone was bound to use that. It's one of the most applicable quotes for this time, or pretty much any time for that matter. No one ever said you had to have a brain to start a "movement" or a "revolution", or even to attend a "Trump rally".
They aren't stupid. They know exactly what the fuck they just attempted and need to be prosecuted. Don't make them out to be idiots to laugh at, they fucking attempted to overthrow the government.
How I wish George Carlin was still with us. I would have loved to see what he'd have to say about all of this.
@@sandrasmit19 me too!
@@sandyjohnson4182 Yeah it go without saying. I'm thinks we are All living in the age of the Death of reason.
There is absolutely no humor in Stephen's eyes during the entirety of the monologue. He makes the jokes, but there isn't a shred of laughter in him. Just seething anger. Exactly as it should be.
@Daniel Smith I'm curious as to what part of my comment makes you think that murdering me would be justified. Please clarify.
Because trump and his stupid base have crossed the line from comedic foolishness to outright criminal acts that resulted in 5 deaths. Nothing funny in that.
@@kq1777 yeah, that's my point. I agree. He's telling the jokes because it's his job, but he's not expressing any humor behind the words. He's just angry. That's what I'm saying is appropriate, the anger at what our country is.
He is just jealous trump is more famous and more loved then he will ever be
@@jennhuot8425 is that a fucking joke
After going back and watching all the late night hosts' monologues on Jan 6th its really sad to see that not only has not much changed it's only getting worse.
We're still waiting for justice...
2020: I was the worst year
2021: And I took that personally
Bruv, it's literally been a week, don't you say such things or it's gonna take it even more personally
@@Kasiarzynka Short version of that is... Jinx.
Match has to reshoot that 2020 commercial ALREADY.
@Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart I'm just hoping they don't make a sequel 2022: Electric Boogaloo
Yup, This year is now written as how you say it... 2020+1
The rest of the world: "Mom! America is drunk again"
HAAA LOVE IT... US dong shots again 🥃🍻🍸
Lol 😝
Fitting
America has been having tequila breakfasts for awhile now.
We seriously planning on stop importing Mezcal to the U.S. ...Mexican here!
That terrified me when he said my name. Felt like he was staring into my soul, like he actually knew.
"An empire toppled by its enemies can rise again. But one that crumbles from within, that's dead. Forever." -Helmut Zemo
Helmut Zemo from Marvel, right?
(I’m asking just in case there was some real life dude named Helmut Zemo and he wasn’t a Nazi like the Zemo of the Marvel Universe).
“Who’s the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?” - Obi-Wan, 1977
these are not the droids you're looking for...
Exactly! I was thinking about that yesterday, during the riot.
I am not in it for your revolution sweetheart, I expect to be well paid! -Han Solo 1977 Scooter Braun 2020
"My loyalty is to the Republic, to democracy!"
- Obi-wan
Definitely a good role model for all Americans.
Do.. incite a riot. Or do not incite a riot.
There is no try. -Trump
Stephen is the only way I can digest this news.
Hahaha +1
You would probably like my playlist..
Same here. Whenever I see Mr. Dump speak on the news, I want to break my TV -- and it's expensive.
7:20 Colbert on fire tonight: piano scarf will have nothing to hang around LOL!
Elizabeth: *_I GOT MACED_*
Me: I got *Onion'd*
You can see the real anger in Colbert’s eyes.
I’m still fuming today...angry we were attacked by the order of our pathetic leader Trump!
It is so cathartic to see too. No bullshit about how "we will overcome" or "at least it wasn't so bad" like I've seen from others in the media. This riot was an attack on the very foundation of American democracy. Stephen's anger is the same anger I'm feeling right now.
Me to this is all crazy like this is really happening
Everyone should be angry. The only thing I'm more angry about is that there are people who truly believe what these people did was right, or worse, did not go far enough.
This is definitely the angriest I've ever seen Colbie. Rightfully so. An innocent woman died because of these stupid mother effers. It's hard not to lose it at this travesty.
Trump said in the summer to BLM protests, “when the looting starts, the shooting starts.”
Trump said yesterday to insurrectionists, “you’re special, I love you, I understand you.”
This! ^^
This is what I don't get. The guy has been pretty directly inciting violence all summer long. Only now that the lawmakers are the target does anyone seem to want to do anything about it. AmeriKKKa indeed.
@@kirkaug Unfortunately, that is far too often the case in life. “It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.” 🤷🏼♀️
He also deployed green men on the crowds and had them all gassed so he could do a photo up with a backwards bible in hand.
@@TheIdeabaker lots of people were hurt and killed this summer as a result of his incitement.
"Our source was the new york times" YES!!!! thank you! Now lets see how many people get that reference!
Dr. Strangelove! You must be old too.
Alexei, Alexei please!
Gentlemen you cannot fight in here, this is the war room!
Stephen Colbert is one of my favorite TV personality's fan from Australia
Breaking news:Afghanistan planning to send troops to the US to stabilise government
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That's a good one!
Damn lol
Imagine if that happened 😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
I hope they come quickly because we need the help. 😐
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@@finris1 I want to speak to your manager and get a full refund. I don't care what your terms and conditions that I agreed to says
@@finris1 great comeback 🤣
Even this much later, you are inspiring.
Colbert is so brilliant 🔥
How??
"Hey guys! I'm committing a federal crime! Here's my info!"
Lol
It doesn't get dumber than that
"You can't fix Stupid"
@@sharontaylor7844 after 2020 it appears that you can't quarantine it either!!
Too bad they don't have a pill for that
cameron graves,thats how smart thar are.pathetic human beings
"A man facing a noose will say anything to save his neck." yup.
That's true even a woman will do same by the way how are you doing
Yup, Colbert is no longer funny. He hung himself.
Thanks for being so divisive -
We knew we could count on you 👏
You can hear the staff laughing. Working with Stephen Colbert must be fun! :D
*That is some serious “someone has to take away grandpas car keys” energy.* 🤣
🔥🔥👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I havent laughed so hard in a while as I did at the "chop your head off" bit. Thanks to Stephen for bringing some levity to an otherwise horrific turn of events.
Take your meds little boy.
I'm glad I'm not the only one. But i did feel bad about it! Woman thinks she started a revolution but still had her head attached...
@@hubb3498 you got a little cheeto dust on your chin there. Very patriotic of you to let the man finish though.
Thank you for being a real voice instead of all your traumatized newsoutlets.
Can we please stop calling him "president" it's embarassing.
It blows my mind that he never faces consequences.
Yes. Justice is NOT blind, and some people ARE above the law. Turns out we were fooled by hope..
Once he becomes a private citizen again, he's done. That's why he's so desperate to hold onto his presidency.
He has gone 74 years without facing consequences, it's astounding really.
Blame your pathetic US constitution that Protect s a sitting US pres. and has the crazy thing called "pardons"
He might this time, i don't know for sure of course. But at the very least he is afraid he might, this is about the closest we ever got
“It’s a revolution.”
That made me laugh SO F$@KING HARD!!!
(Because it’s not.)
Thank You Stephen 👌🌹🌹🌹
I feel as if I live in a world full of adults that never grew out of high school.
More like manipulating grade schoolers.
Try elementary school.
@@rocscee6902 bodies of adults with brains of elementary kids
its a sad sad fact. I really feel for the USA, as it seems they have it worse than most!
@@haydenjohnson7758 they definitely lack the mindset of adults. My 9 year old is smarter than they are... what she says makes way more sense!
Stephen: I'm not Lawyer. I'm a Clown. Like Rudy
That is completely unfair to yourself and Clowns
Not all clowns are stupid like Rudy
🤣😁😂
😄😆😂
Too funny
Rudy is more like those creeper clowns from a few years ago that were stalking random people, terrorizing them (back when creeps in Purge-style clown masks were more terrifying than creeps without masks).
Remember how he said he would walk with them - fools! I was waiting for that lady to demand to speak to the manager tho.
«A coward is much more exposed to quarrels than a man of spirit.», Thomas Jefferson
Remove him from office before he issues these pardons, really
I’m going to educate you... all presidents pardon questionable people , go look up all the people Obama pardoned...lol
You are part of the people blinded by your hate...
Be part of the solution instead of expounding more hate
@@jasonwhat8946 getting a look at some of the rioters yesterday, I bet their favorite solution was the final one
@@jasonwhat8946 how many nazis did Obama pardon?
I already signed a petition..y'all sign it too.
@@jasonwhat8946 was it all people who all took the fall for the president and committed crimes for the prior election? I don't think so! Do your research!
“It’s a revolution and you’re complaining they MACED YOU?!”
I laughed so hard. Truer words have never been said.
She is crying because she got maced. They was supposed to let her in it's a Revolution for white privilege, shame on them.
Yup
@@zannieholmes8555 lol worse thing is, she never did! She had an onion in the towel and was rubbing it in her eyes to make it look like that. Timestamp is 7:12 !:P
You misunderstood. She was maced by her fellow protesters. That's quite upsetting.
The funnier part is what he said next lol
The past revolutionists would be embarrassed if they were alive to see this today🤦♂️
This dude is hilarious, I'm laughing in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭
Committing a crime and then giving away their info on television...no wonder they couldn't process proof or logic when provided with either. That's one mystery solved.
Haaaa ha!
This is your president and your election. You must be proud.
ua-cam.com/video/V7Ia6WwIkNk/v-deo.html
ua-cam.com/video/IKiyAy9vjrk/v-deo.html
Here is a little science for the people who think there is no evidence about ballot manipulation.
Shhhh, don't you dare teach them otherwise
@@Craig806
And here's the truth. At the end of the day, the truth matters most.
apnews.com/article/fact-checking-9146840045
Or
www.google.com/amp/s/www.kenoshanews.com/news/national/on-joe-biden-using-the-n-word/article_420ad826-6930-52f4-871f-3e2deb105fc4.amp.html
@@Craig806
And here's a response to your second video just for kicks. It may have happened before the election, but wasn't Georgia a red state?
www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/09/02/politics/georgia-voter-rolls-report/index.html
Not sure why anyone thought he would join them on a fool errand of an attempted civil war when he paid not to join the last war he was eligible for.
Bazinga! 🤡
civil war? the only peoplo who talked about that were the left.
@@edwineze Apart from the people who said it live on TV as they attacked and looted the capitol
Because he knows how dumb they are.
@@edwineze ok.. either you're really that stupid or you're a bot
You're an incredible human Mr. Colbert xx to all of you in the US, stay safe and look after each other xx
@laskin riubn figures that you'd use the word gay as if it is an insult... you're probably racist too. Still, I hope nothing all ever happens to you or anyone you love, because that would be heartbreaking, and I don't wish that on anyone.
Here from 1 August 2023, where the comeuppance has begun with indictment for Jan 6 actions.
“They chop your f****** head off!!!”
About spit my whiskey up lol 😂
Same
This entire monologue is insane!! 😂😂😂
Laughed pretty hard myself.
LOL, I needed a good laugh today and Colbert certainly hit it out of the park 👍
When loosing a real revolution they would chop your head off or putting you at the wall and shot you - seriously. We had much of this stuff in Europe during the last centuries.
Normally when Stephen goes off, he usually reigns himself in really quickly. But not this time; he went in and everything he said was so righteous.
He did the same thing yesterday when all of this went down. He was pissed.
It’s very hard to not come across as righteous when talking about Trump & his supporters. Almost impossible, in fact.
I love hearing his passion.
Like the Colbert Report days.
What are these late night talk show hosts going to talk about now that Trump isn't in office ?I'm done with all of them!
The tip of the deuschberg, ha ha ha ha. So true
Very hard to watch a year later. S.C. is so very angry, fair enough. I really feel for him & U.S. people with hearts & brains.
The way that whiny little woman said, "We're storming the Capitol. It's a revolution," blindsided me with laughter.
That was HILARIOUS
She was using an onion wrapped in her scarf.
I think what gets me is the fact that she was complaining about being maced where in other country “revolution” are met with hanging or a bullet to the head
@@Wisegirl6521 I think people like her just thought they were living out some sort of heroic fantasy, because they are so clueless about the real world. They think that they are "the good guys" and that those always just win without having to risk or sacrifice anything. I think they expected to easily overthrow the baddies and be embraced as brave heroes. That would also explain why so many didn't event try to hide their identities. Maybe they've watched too many movies and read too few history books, I don't know. But they have no clue how bloody revolutions really are.
I almost spilled my coffee laughing at the clip
"Who is more foolish, the fool or the fools who follow?"
I don't know, but I sure as hell know who's more dangerous............................I give you the Capitol Building as exhibit "A".