After Four Challenging Years, America Is Ready For This President To Hit The Road

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  • Опубліковано 18 січ 2021
  • The man who kept us on the edge of our seats for four weird and painful years leaves office on Wednesday as the least popular president in American history. Not that we've been counting down the days in our theater's dome or anything. #Colbert #BidenInauguration #Monologue
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  • @daavocado4694
    @daavocado4694 3 роки тому +3731

    Stephen Colbert:
    "There was one hero who kept our country together, and that's you"
    Me an Australian:
    "Your welcome, anytime"

    • @mariab7020
      @mariab7020 3 роки тому +148

      Us Australian's have done our part, lol

    • @aintbeenhome2105
      @aintbeenhome2105 3 роки тому +49

      @jkl they never say/show his name on the show *Edit* or this vvvv

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 роки тому +54

      @@aintbeenhome2105 I think it was bleeped out around the time it was confirmed he'd lost re-election.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 3 роки тому +49

      New Zealand PM: Thank you

    • @octavianpopescu4776
      @octavianpopescu4776 3 роки тому +61

      @jkl This started a few week ago. I think it was because of Trump's refusal to recognise the election and him banning Biden's name in the White House. People were afraid he'd fire them if they even mentioned Biden's name. So he's referred to by his title and the name is censored. I think this is why, if I recall correctly.

  • @michelereid
    @michelereid 3 роки тому +1186

    Seeing T*****’* name asterisked out - like it’s a dirty word.... never gets old.

    • @hagdore
      @hagdore 3 роки тому +2

      Do you know why that's being done? Not that have any issues with it, I'm just curious.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 3 роки тому +27

      @@hagdoreT**** haven't conceded after losing the election, so Stephen swore to never uther his name again. So far, it has been a month or so... Though feels like could have been 10

    • @alicechan5568
      @alicechan5568 3 роки тому +15

      The dictionaries need to change the meaning of the word "trump". It should include an addl meaning like "that is what you get if you voted foolishly".

    • @Ama-Elaini
      @Ama-Elaini 3 роки тому +11

      I've seen comments where he has been called similarly as in Harry Potter... He-who-must-not-be-named.

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 3 роки тому +10

      @@alicechan5568 I want it to become a new slang for a bowel movement, i.e., I hate too much, so I had to take a huge trump.

  • @christinemilneaux5776
    @christinemilneaux5776 3 роки тому +74

    I'm not ashamed to say I cried. Thank you Colbert. I needed that.

  • @bilal.shakir
    @bilal.shakir 3 роки тому +181

    Stephen: "There was one hero who kept us all together, and that's you, the American people."
    Me, A Canadian: "Thank you. I really needed that."

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 3 роки тому +1

      Killroy was here

    • @rickyratte5643
      @rickyratte5643 3 роки тому +5

      Thats what I told my friend from Texas. He was so broken and I told him, most Americans did great that day.

    • @sphynxgirl77
      @sphynxgirl77 3 роки тому +8

      I needed an emotional support Canadian the last 4 years. 😂

    • @iitstre_4550
      @iitstre_4550 3 роки тому +2

      @@sphynxgirl77 I didn’t have one 😭😭 These 4 years were so tough!

    • @annaf.w.5154
      @annaf.w.5154 3 роки тому +2

      Wait! Did I miss the news about Canada leaving the Americas? : P

  • @DarthShande
    @DarthShande 3 роки тому +2968

    Remember how after 4 years Obama had gray hair, and we thought “man this job is so stressful it makes people go gray?”
    And now Trumps hair is the same color and our hair has grayed.

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 3 роки тому +60

      So true.

    • @samlanganke1262
      @samlanganke1262 3 роки тому +182

      Because it isn't HIS hair.

    • @reneelove3876
      @reneelove3876 3 роки тому +3

      Another cabal cabalist

    • @angelawhitehouse8066
      @angelawhitehouse8066 3 роки тому +87

      My theory is he's kind of mummified from all the chemicals in the tanning lotion and Macdonald s.

    • @TheSilentBobby
      @TheSilentBobby 3 роки тому +58

      @@reneelove3876 whataboutism is sooooo 2015 . Groooow up. xD

  • @robbiebunge859
    @robbiebunge859 3 роки тому +99

    Hello from Cape Town., where it IS ACTUALLY THE DAY.!!! 7am here, and I'll be watching at 7pm our time tonight. WITH JOY AND RELIEF for all of you guys!

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 3 роки тому +12

      Amen... Most of us Americans are very happy that others like you around the globe are supporting our new change!!!

    • @tlouiseallen9302
      @tlouiseallen9302 3 роки тому +5

      @@kbanghart 81 million plus people!! 💪🏼🙌🏼✌️🖖🏼

    • @luciav3862
      @luciav3862 3 роки тому

      Trump 2024 and the Trump vaccine

    • @dw999
      @dw999 3 роки тому +2

      @@luciav3862 Hahahahahaha. One, he had almost nothing to do with the vaccine -- every nation on Earth supported its scientists in an effort to get the vaccine created ASAP. Two, he has bungled the roll-out of the vaccine, as he has bungled every fucking thing during the past 4 years. Three, he'll be in prison in 2024, for his financial crimes.

    • @nspringhart
      @nspringhart 3 роки тому

      I feel electing Biden and Kamala was a huge step forward for the USA

  • @_kim123
    @_kim123 3 роки тому +129

    "He who shall remain shameful"
    Also everytime they star out his name like its a curse word 😄😄

    • @merryc.5466
      @merryc.5466 3 роки тому +1

      Stephen said "shameless", in place of nameless, but the point is the same. :)

    • @silverwolf2676
      @silverwolf2676 2 роки тому +1

      Well he is a curse on American history so that's fair.

  • @dorothyjosefina
    @dorothyjosefina 3 роки тому +50

    Holy hell, that clip from 4 years ago makes Colbert look like he's aged 20.

  • @alexanderednie1205
    @alexanderednie1205 3 роки тому +592

    This show has gotten me through the last 4 years

    • @dianabeason604
      @dianabeason604 3 роки тому +13

      Truth

    • @fahadmumtaz1986
      @fahadmumtaz1986 3 роки тому +14

      Same here man kept me strong and sane for the days to come, it was a LONG LONG and dark white winter!

    • @LORGSW6
      @LORGSW6 3 роки тому +9

      Same

    • @shootypewpew2683
      @shootypewpew2683 3 роки тому +8

      F’ing SAME! Less than a day left! It’s so surreal...

    • @soulsip8690
      @soulsip8690 3 роки тому +6

      Same here!

  • @Lock2002ful
    @Lock2002ful 3 роки тому +378

    Damn, Stephen looked a lot younger 4 years ago.
    Those 4 years took decades of people’s life energy.

    • @shirleypowell9721
      @shirleypowell9721 3 роки тому +10

      Yes Indeed.

    • @mlghelp2day
      @mlghelp2day 3 роки тому +16

      Pfft! I grew more grey hair in the past 4 years than I did in the previous 10years! 👴🤤😃😅

    • @ThrottleKitty
      @ThrottleKitty 3 роки тому +8

      It did it to EVERYONE! Look at pictures of YOURSELF 4 years ago!

    • @Lock2002ful
      @Lock2002ful 3 роки тому +6

      @@mlghelp2day
      Haha, I think me too. And I’m only in my mid 30s. xD

    • @Lock2002ful
      @Lock2002ful 3 роки тому +9

      @Romantic Warrior1
      The real winners of the Trump administration, hair dye companies. xD
      They did a number on Rudy the vampire though.
      That brand is bad business. 😂

  • @brianfoss571
    @brianfoss571 3 роки тому +448

    *"Hi, I'm a realtor, and I'm ransacking the home of the US Congress"* is *not* the best way to advertise yourself as a realtor.

    • @ronw2029
      @ronw2029 3 роки тому +1

      @madhatter 41 - gotta start with edgy-cation, about reality for example.

    • @oh8wingman
      @oh8wingman 3 роки тому +8

      @madhatter 41 Has very little to do with intelligence but a great deal to do with the standard of education which is dismal in a good portion of the country.
      ( www.businessinsider.com/us-ranks-27th-for-healthcare-and-education-2018-9#:~:text=The%20US%20now%20ranks%2027th,according%20to%20a%20new%20study. ) America ranks 27th in the world in education and healthcare. That is as a result of spending more than any other country in the world on the military. In fact, the US spends more than the next 26 counties combined. You could reduce the US military budget by 50% and you would still be spending more than double what Russia spends.

    • @AdultThirdCultureKid1971
      @AdultThirdCultureKid1971 3 роки тому +2

      Agreed.

    • @michelewalburn4376
      @michelewalburn4376 3 роки тому +7

      And then they begged for pardons. He was like what supporters? I don't know any supporters.

    • @howieloso
      @howieloso 3 роки тому

      @madhatter 41 too bright

  • @carstenmarquardt9416
    @carstenmarquardt9416 3 роки тому +37

    "American Psycho" was not a 90 minutes movie but a 4 years term. Greetings from München/Germany

    • @adarcus4053
      @adarcus4053 3 роки тому +3

      Speaking as an American yeah yeah I would have preferred being trapped in the movie at least it would have been over in 90 minutes. It was absolutely humiliating to have that creepy orange gremlin claiming to represent us.

    • @araber50
      @araber50 3 роки тому +1

      At least you don’t live in America

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 3 роки тому +264

    A Norwegian living in Bolivia here, and I will be celebrating together with most of the rest of the World tomorrow!
    It is the abominable creature's *LAST* night in your White House, USA...
    What a fucking relief.

    • @imasheepbahbah3591
      @imasheepbahbah3591 3 роки тому +28

      Thank you for celebrating with us!!❤️

    • @lionhawk.
      @lionhawk. 3 роки тому +32

      Australia is happy to join you 🥂

    • @captraerae
      @captraerae 3 роки тому +22

      I know right! Can’t freakin wait!!!! I live in Texas. Ya that’s it. I’m in Texas. 😔

    • @MC-vg1tl
      @MC-vg1tl 3 роки тому +9

      I’m going to celebrate too. 🤗

    • @foxriverez7824
      @foxriverez7824 3 роки тому +25

      I'm from NZ.. I totally agree! couldn't have put it any better...Omg..I'm so relieved for the USA..also for the rest of us on this troubled planet..thank God for Biden and Harris...kind decent people who care about unity and climate change..What our world needs is actually pretty simple really.

  • @lifewithmeggs
    @lifewithmeggs 3 роки тому +349

    I don't know how I would've made it through the last 4 years without Stephen, and I'm Australian! Bless you, Stephen Colbert! 🙏🙏

    • @randyshaw2706
      @randyshaw2706 3 роки тому +14

      I feel the same I am 🇨🇦

    • @apersonthatshere0533
      @apersonthatshere0533 3 роки тому +20

      Even people from other countries were biting their nails watching this shit go down 😭😭😭

    • @joelbizzell1386
      @joelbizzell1386 3 роки тому +13

      Trevor, Stephen, and Seth.
      Kept us ALL sane, I believe.
      Oh, and Kimmel too.
      😋

    • @palmeristo
      @palmeristo 3 роки тому +11

      Uk here. People say why do the uk get involved? Maybe because the USA is one of if not the most powerful country on earth and that sometimes affects other countries, especially the uk.

    • @a.polaris5726
      @a.polaris5726 3 роки тому +6

      I'm American living in South Korea. People here mostly don't know much about American late night, and people here mostly weren't super thrilled during the past 4 years. Coincidence?

  • @downallyourstreets
    @downallyourstreets 3 роки тому +35

    5:00 - That Hall of President’s “What a schmuck I was!” bit is a real tear jerker 😂

  • @MM-vv8mt
    @MM-vv8mt 3 роки тому +101

    A Nation takes a collective breath. And now a Nation is taking a collective shower in an attempt to wash the stink away.

    • @lynb2039
      @lynb2039 3 роки тому +5

      maybe...but even bleach causes a chem cloud...we better pray he's permanently banned from EVER holding office again....or it's Hello, Canada for many

    • @seriousone8030
      @seriousone8030 3 роки тому

      A "Silkwood" shower is needed!

    • @katherinjones2482
      @katherinjones2482 3 роки тому

      형 사랑해. 눈길을 끄는 최고 수준의 공연을 여기에서 찾을 수 있습니다: ua-cam.com/video/rCM4wbKKkEE/v-deo.html

  • @Andrew_Waples
    @Andrew_Waples 3 роки тому +107

    It's scary how none of them thought they would be going to jail...

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 роки тому +10

      'Whiite Priv-ledge' 🎶

    • @adamrak7560
      @adamrak7560 3 роки тому +5

      Most of them wound probably get less than a year in jail.
      I guess these people would be proud to spend a few months in jail for their dear leader.

    • @dangerouslysane
      @dangerouslysane 3 роки тому +7

      And yesterday they were dismayed that T**** did not pardon them.

    • @Andrew_Waples
      @Andrew_Waples 3 роки тому +1

      @@telectronix1368 Sadly

    • @michellejohnson1298
      @michellejohnson1298 3 роки тому +3

      Because they assumed their cult leader would pardon their actions.

  • @Karlene1722
    @Karlene1722 3 роки тому +235

    “Holding a bible dumb” has to be the funniest sentence I’ve ever heard lmaoo

    • @thisguy9819
      @thisguy9819 3 роки тому

      Clearly you haven't seen Life of Brian.

    • @homerj.simpson7562
      @homerj.simpson7562 3 роки тому +2

      @@thisguy9819 And rightfully so. There's nothing you miss out on when you haven't watched that movie.

    • @thisguy9819
      @thisguy9819 3 роки тому +3

      @@homerj.simpson7562 bigus dickus

    • @alltheusernameswastaken8936
      @alltheusernameswastaken8936 3 роки тому

      "holding a bible" beats it.... Well almost.

  • @adashastew
    @adashastew 3 роки тому +6

    That eric impersonation gets me every time 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @widescreennavel
    @widescreennavel 3 роки тому +78

    For some reason, the YMCA dance eclipses all his other offenses.

    • @lizadickson1499
      @lizadickson1499 3 роки тому +6

      Yes it was pretty bad. Didn’t the band ask him to stop. LOL 😂 I laugh so I don’t cry 😭

    • @merryc.5466
      @merryc.5466 3 роки тому +2

      I mean, he didn't even do the hand signals ffs! LOSER

  • @pimpwitnohoes
    @pimpwitnohoes 3 роки тому +539

    I can't believe it's only been 4 years, I'm so tired...

    • @michaelperez3720
      @michaelperez3720 3 роки тому +18

      @blake jones 400,000 deaths due to covid are his fault

    • @StycksOfficial
      @StycksOfficial 3 роки тому +6

      @blake jones He's responsible for not getting this country where it needs to be.

    • @StycksOfficial
      @StycksOfficial 3 роки тому +3

      @blake jones Yea? Whos been replacing those?

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 3 роки тому +1

      @blake jones The upholding of truth, ethics and humanity.

    • @StycksOfficial
      @StycksOfficial 3 роки тому +2

      @blake jones In other words. Cop out.

  • @towablewarrior2426
    @towablewarrior2426 3 роки тому +170

    Just a reminder that one MAGA person interviewed on 'The Circus' said she'd eat a shoe if Trump wasn't president a week after they talked, and they need to hold her accountable

    • @theresaiwright7085
      @theresaiwright7085 3 роки тому +15

      Just make sure the shoe has some trump shit on it.😂😂

    • @mrrex3689
      @mrrex3689 3 роки тому +8

      Let's see her eat that shoe, shall we?

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 роки тому +2

      @@mrrex3689 Made, no doubt, by the MyLeather Guy.

    • @mattnaslund8615
      @mattnaslund8615 3 роки тому +7

      Why do you think she would mind the taste of a shoe, when she's been licking Trump's boots for the past 4 years?

    • @misslinguist88
      @misslinguist88 3 роки тому +1

      I’ve been thinking about this

  • @gkramer1292
    @gkramer1292 3 роки тому +12

    Colbert: genuine , integrity, enjoyable and real

  • @jlm1144
    @jlm1144 3 роки тому +5

    I love whoever is laughing behind the camera! Great show !!!

  • @katiejaneofficially
    @katiejaneofficially 3 роки тому +60

    This was emotional. We survived 4 years. I will never understand how he got to stay in the WH & do so much damage.
    Thank you Stephen for being here every day to help me process it all and for always making me smile.

    • @melodyslocum2309
      @melodyslocum2309 3 роки тому +2

      He was impeached and allowed to rule!!!???

    • @jaimegarcia8447
      @jaimegarcia8447 3 роки тому

      brace for president Tucker Carlson in 4 years time. you’ll miss the simpler and happier trump era.

    • @euancameron4997
      @euancameron4997 Рік тому

      explain when he was impeached

  • @Adrian-zd4cs
    @Adrian-zd4cs 3 роки тому +1353

    To see the rest of the WORLD celebrating him leaving office is heart warming, thank you all! 💕

    • @concordep2504
      @concordep2504 3 роки тому +87

      You are welcome from England.may our American friends now get back to normal

    • @Musika1321
      @Musika1321 3 роки тому +81

      Scotland is ecstatic for the U.S. Here’s to the next 4 (8 please!) years of healing and dignity restored. ❤️

    • @oryalevi4126
      @oryalevi4126 3 роки тому +21

      No problem.

    • @lisapoliah3405
      @lisapoliah3405 3 роки тому +47

      You're welcome from the Caribbean! Best Wishes, we'll be watching the inauguration along with you all! 👏🎊

    • @lachlanwelsh5880
      @lachlanwelsh5880 3 роки тому +65

      Australia is well and truly with you. At least any of us that have a modicum of decency. Hell-e-fn-lu-yahhhh!!! Finally.

  • @pamcake958
    @pamcake958 3 роки тому +8

    The guy who can’t keep it together behind the camera. Love him.
    🤣

  • @uthmanbaksh3530
    @uthmanbaksh3530 3 роки тому +136

    Hey Florida, he's your problem now. This New Yorker sends sympathies in advance.

    • @keylin4857
      @keylin4857 3 роки тому +10

      i hate it here man 👁💧👄💧👁

    • @lynb2039
      @lynb2039 3 роки тому +1

      Badda Boom!

    • @uniquelyunique1
      @uniquelyunique1 3 роки тому +8

      Florida got what the majority of them voted for. 🤣

    • @fvrewell
      @fvrewell 3 роки тому +4

      I stopped shampooing my alligator to say thank you

    • @rightreasons7908
      @rightreasons7908 3 роки тому +1

      New York is a bankrupt crap hole. Everybody who’s anybody is leaving.

  • @furlycee
    @furlycee 3 роки тому +98

    It's actually been super cathartic watching all the late show hosts celebrating trump's last day. Really makes it feel real and MAN DO I FEEL GOOD.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 3 роки тому

      I'll hold my champagne for another day... And fingers crossed 🤞🥂🍾🤞🎉

    • @euancameron4997
      @euancameron4997 Рік тому

      are you enjoying Biden inflation, gas prices, illegal immigrants crossing at border, falling upstairs and off his stationary bike..

  • @bikedawg
    @bikedawg 3 роки тому +300

    We all can finally say: "YOU'RE FIRED!!"

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 3 роки тому +9

      Instead of having 7 soldiers fire their guns 3 times, those seven soldiers should shout "You're fired!" three times. A new kind of tribute for a president who hates guns and deserves to be humiliated.

    • @juliabmangaliag1988
      @juliabmangaliag1988 3 роки тому +11

      VERY WELL SAID, HE IS FIRED BY 81,000,000 GOOD CITIZENS WHO BELIEVE IN DEMOCRACY.

    • @tammystockley-loughlin7680
      @tammystockley-loughlin7680 3 роки тому +2

      @@krejados1 I like it. Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 3 роки тому +4

      Well, we've been able to say that since November: it's just that now his notice is up.
      But it never gets old, so, for the umpteenth time since Biden was elected: Trump, YOU'RE FIRED!
      Still feels good to say.

    • @bikedawg
      @bikedawg 3 роки тому

      @@krejados1 That's a good one!

  • @scotwhoquestionseverything526
    @scotwhoquestionseverything526 3 роки тому +8

    Hit the Road, Jack part had me absolutely crying with laughter!!!!

  • @theresanovak4199
    @theresanovak4199 3 роки тому +2

    Thanks for helping us get through this 👏

  • @janetsutherland7649
    @janetsutherland7649 3 роки тому +82

    As an Australian, I am very happy for you all.

    • @susiechevalier221
      @susiechevalier221 3 роки тому +2

      Thank you! 💕💕💕

    • @hagdore
      @hagdore 3 роки тому +1

      Yes, as an Australian as well, I'm also very happy. Though I don't think the same can be said about Mr. Morrison.

  • @dath283
    @dath283 3 роки тому +89

    I declare today, January 20, 2020 the "REAL" New Years Day of 2021. On Jan 1, I was sheltered in place with my family, today, I will be sheltered in place with a better tomorrow.

    • @copusmultimedia
      @copusmultimedia 3 роки тому +6

      We share your sentiment.

    • @bokuwatobi_
      @bokuwatobi_ 3 роки тому +1

      @Fuck Donald Trump I fully agree with your name.

    • @bokuwatobi_
      @bokuwatobi_ 3 роки тому +2

      But only in the aggressive way...not the other🤢🤮

    • @lonewolfgamingplus379
      @lonewolfgamingplus379 3 роки тому +1

      I might be sheltered in place but I'm so damn happy. Happy New Years (again) !

  • @junichis.5097
    @junichis.5097 3 роки тому +22

    "It won't stay up!" That's what Stormy said... badum bum tsch!

    • @OC1621.
      @OC1621. 3 роки тому +1

      😁😁😁😷👍🇺🇲🤣🤣🤣

    • @junichis.5097
      @junichis.5097 3 роки тому +1

      @@OC1621. I got yo back, brutha.

  • @Nirotix
    @Nirotix 3 роки тому +33

    I'm going to go out on the limb here and guess she isn't an "employed" realtor anymore. Lol.

  • @thisistheaccountname
    @thisistheaccountname 3 роки тому +315

    That was a LONG four years.

    • @lizkelley4334
      @lizkelley4334 3 роки тому +20

      It was like dog years

    • @soupsgord
      @soupsgord 3 роки тому +17

      Longest four years in the history of time!

    • @victorarredondo304
      @victorarredondo304 3 роки тому +18

      Felt like 8

    • @billytheweasel
      @billytheweasel 3 роки тому +11

      at least Mexico built that wall... waitwut

    • @ronnihayes7582
      @ronnihayes7582 3 роки тому +13

      The last 20 days has felt like a year in and of itself.

  • @gaylawebster-chewning3233
    @gaylawebster-chewning3233 3 роки тому +694

    I would recommend “Sage Burning,” as part of the “five hour cleaning” of the White House.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 роки тому +38

      It isn't a joke though: multiple people in that 'administration' caught and were spreading around covid in that building and the f**kwits gloried in not following basic safety measures.
      It will **literally** need deep cleaned and ideally should be left to air for at least 72 hours before anyone else risks their health by going in.

    • @TheRabidWolverine
      @TheRabidWolverine 3 роки тому +19

      And a extrosism.

    • @lion037
      @lion037 3 роки тому +20

      Can we get that lady from Poltergeist? "This house is now clean."

    • @merebrillante
      @merebrillante 3 роки тому +27

      We need an old priest, a young priest, and the Winchesters.

    • @waz207
      @waz207 3 роки тому +1

      @@lion037 sadly she passed away some 20 years ago I believe...so we need a medium to call her from the other side in order to say it...which, kinda defeats the point :)

  • @primitivedaisy
    @primitivedaisy 3 роки тому +12

    No, thank you, Stephen, for getting us through the past 4 years with your wit and humor! 🥰

  • @KevinSvetlich
    @KevinSvetlich 3 роки тому +8

    Thank you for making me laugh during last 5 years. Would not be able to survive without you Mr Colbert

  • @MacTac141
    @MacTac141 3 роки тому +84

    As a Canadian thank you Stephen for getting me through these last 4 years. I almost can’t believe it’s over but I sure am glad it is!

    • @imasheepbahbah3591
      @imasheepbahbah3591 3 роки тому +6

      Thank you neighbor we wholeheartedly agree!!

    • @freepalestine5621
      @freepalestine5621 3 роки тому +2

      frome montreal 👍👍👍❤❤🌹🌹

    • @baronsamedi4239
      @baronsamedi4239 3 роки тому +1

      Now it's time to give Trudeau the boot!

    • @baronsamedi4239
      @baronsamedi4239 3 роки тому

      You might need Stephen for a few more as it ain't getting any better. LOL Biden, Mr Monsanto, Nuland, Rice, Power and whom ever else are all coming back for round two....

    • @susiechevalier221
      @susiechevalier221 3 роки тому

      Thank YOU!!!

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ 3 роки тому +357

    Fun Fact: Jenna Ryan, the seditionist realtor from Frisco, is also a Life Coach. Life Coach? You go to them for advice on how to make good life decisions. I think she just lost her clientele.

    • @lesliemccormick6527
      @lesliemccormick6527 3 роки тому +18

      Ah, but she only accepts clientele from her alternate reality.

    • @davidb6576
      @davidb6576 3 роки тому +9

      The sad, terrible, horrible thing is - she likely hasn't...

    • @RonWylie-gk5lc
      @RonWylie-gk5lc 3 роки тому +24

      AND the best part is.......she specializes in advice on how to deal with and not be controlled by from Narcissistic men!

    • @davidb6576
      @davidb6576 3 роки тому +8

      @@RonWylie-gk5lc Stap, stap!!, ya' killin' me here...

    • @lesliemccormick6527
      @lesliemccormick6527 3 роки тому +3

      @@RonWylie-gk5lc 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rosedunn821
    @rosedunn821 3 роки тому +4

    Thanks Colbert for keeping me laughing through my pain. Don’t stop now👏🏽

  • @HairynosedWombat163
    @HairynosedWombat163 3 роки тому +8

    What would we do without out daily dose of laughter? Thank you Stephen!

  • @msdeliare
    @msdeliare 3 роки тому +72

    "Holding a bible dumb." I'm done😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 роки тому +64

    They arrested the woman who tried to sell the laptop to the Ruskies today too. What a 'patriot' she is.

    • @renep2220
      @renep2220 3 роки тому +3

      @Stephen Gordon She's
      as sorry as they come. Ah, to be young and greedy.💰

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave 3 роки тому +1

      @Stephen Gordon and in small print, *that she got caught. Lol

  • @hotshit62
    @hotshit62 3 роки тому +47

    My favorite Trump moment was him staring directly at a solar eclipse

    • @solidandsoiled
      @solidandsoiled 3 роки тому +3

      Richard Giese maybe if the sun blinded him then he wouldn’t have been able to tweet so much 😂

    • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
      @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 3 роки тому +6

      I remember that. I’ll always cherish that memory.

    • @mr.questionmark4266
      @mr.questionmark4266 3 роки тому +1

      Didn't affect his vision or make a difference at all. Your favourite moment sucks and is irrelevant.

    • @floatingsara
      @floatingsara 3 роки тому +1

      Covfefe and messing with Merriam-Websters editors

    • @hotshit62
      @hotshit62 3 роки тому +3

      @@mr.questionmark4266 maybe it did affect his vision, and that's why he was too blind to see the election results. 😁

  • @tylerfunnyman2532
    @tylerfunnyman2532 3 роки тому +1

    “With every day that patheth...” I spit out my drink lol

  • @renatocorvaro6924
    @renatocorvaro6924 3 роки тому +214

    "May you live in interesting times."
    I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

    • @candycain1001
      @candycain1001 3 роки тому +8

      Right!?! Isn't that a classic curse?

    • @ashroskell
      @ashroskell 3 роки тому +9

      A classic Chinese Curse. Appropriate, given that he’s probably going to flee America to be with his secret bank accounts in, “Chiynah,” or maybe, “Russier?” Hard to decide. There’s, “fine people on both sides.” But, “it is what it is.” He said he, “did everything he set out to do, and more.” So, now we know he intended to kill half a million Americans, make the rest unemployed and create a thug militia of Confederate Karens that remain a Clear And Present Danger to democracy . . . Can we lock him TF up, now??? 🙄✌️👍

    • @xowishuwereherex
      @xowishuwereherex 3 роки тому +1

      I would call interesting times these examples: the first legitimate safe warp core tourist ship, the first legitimate extra terrestrial species to visit earth coming in peace stopping to ask directions since their star charts are off and the first fusion reactor being built that would provide limitless energy. The last 4 years have been hell on earth and the MAGA tRumpers cult members have been proven to be the antithesis of evolution.

    • @justabigchicken1466
      @justabigchicken1466 3 роки тому +2

      And so I would say all of us alive during this time must be under the same curse. Especially in the US, it has been relentless, the onslaught of crazy, outrageous and in your face corruption and greed and lies, lies, lies. We are exhausted from knowing we've been at the mercy of a malignant narcissist. He jerked this entire country around and played people in his own special drama, played the followers right into the Capitol.

  • @iainjones5002
    @iainjones5002 3 роки тому +208

    There's more than one hero - the American People - extends to others around the world.
    To us in the UK, thank you Stephen for keeping up our morale and entertaining us on these 4 very long years.

    • @RonWylie-gk5lc
      @RonWylie-gk5lc 3 роки тому +9

      It really says something when I have had to come to talk show hosts to check IF I was not going crazy, Stephen has been amazing

    • @fuego5532
      @fuego5532 3 роки тому +4

      bojo's turn next I hope

    • @ellengabbert5431
      @ellengabbert5431 3 роки тому +1

      @Girl In The Woods Thank you Girl just what I wanted to say

    • @jennifercapps105
      @jennifercapps105 3 роки тому

      @Hello Jones how are you doing

  • @monicamoore6344
    @monicamoore6344 3 роки тому +3

    I love your Biden impression! So funny!🤣

  • @uncledinty
    @uncledinty 3 роки тому +78

    "In the end, Pinnochio threw himself into a wood chipper."

    • @midcenturymodern9330
      @midcenturymodern9330 3 роки тому

      And Beijing Biden puppet will soon be tangled up more than he could ever imagine.

    • @alanheyes694
      @alanheyes694 3 роки тому +4

      @@midcenturymodern9330 And you are acting like Trump’s GDP growth and job numbers were good? Please! 😂

    • @midcenturymodern9330
      @midcenturymodern9330 3 роки тому

      @@alanheyes694 Get informed, please. The pre-China virus GDP was outstanding.

    • @alanheyes694
      @alanheyes694 3 роки тому +2

      @@midcenturymodern9330 No it wasn’t. Look it up.

    • @GroundhogDayisAWESOME
      @GroundhogDayisAWESOME 3 роки тому

      Obama was elegant at lying, TRUMP was harsh with the TRUTH.

  • @unclechinsyou8555
    @unclechinsyou8555 3 роки тому +2013

    Melania to her divorce lawyers: Stand Back And Stand By.

    • @paddington1670
      @paddington1670 3 роки тому +56

      build a wall between us

    • @mrsalwaysright6478
      @mrsalwaysright6478 3 роки тому +15

      Ha ha!

    • @JackDrinkn2DollarJim
      @JackDrinkn2DollarJim 3 роки тому +56

      She's just going to have Him committed For Dementia and Depression. Prenup won't apply and She gets everything.

    • @ashroskell
      @ashroskell 3 роки тому +40

      It’s high time we OUTLAW the LYING propagandists getting away with calling lies, “news,” like they do in the UK?
      Fox pulled their plans to set up shop in the UK (costly plans) because they’re NOT allowed to call themselves, “news,” there. A country with both a, “gutter press,” AND fine journalism, thriving side by side, since forever; and they have NO, “free speech,” problems there. If they figured it out, WHY can’t we?
      We used to hunt down and HANG seditious propagandists, after WWII! Now we allow them to broadcast on American soil and give them shares in the f’king company!?!?!? I mean, WTF, America??? The, “steal,” was a pathetic LIE, that cost American LIVES! You don’t let the guy who screams, “Fire,” in a packed theatre walk away Scott Free, after watching people DIE in the chaos!? Why is Fox allowed to? . . . They just can’t DO that sh*t in Britain!

    • @rottenrobbie8466
      @rottenrobbie8466 3 роки тому +4

      About time so.

  • @cerebrumexcrement
    @cerebrumexcrement 3 роки тому +288

    four years but we’ve all aged twenty years.

    • @thaddeust.thirdiii736
      @thaddeust.thirdiii736 3 роки тому +10

      Right? Longest 4 years

    • @TheRabidWolverine
      @TheRabidWolverine 3 роки тому

      Almost 30 more like it.

    • @kylekirchhevel9097
      @kylekirchhevel9097 3 роки тому

      Or in Stephen's case, twenty pounds ;) Seeing that clip from just 4 years ago I was like, "What happened dude?" Might want to get some walking tips from Jason Segal.

  • @allisonjones4280
    @allisonjones4280 3 роки тому +20

    Colbert: "I know I'm making a bigger deal out of this..."
    Me: No, its appropriate

  • @DavidA-411
    @DavidA-411 3 роки тому +34

    Steven's summation of tRumps 4 years - "It made you feel dirty and you knew it wasn't good for children".

  • @Hyppotalamus
    @Hyppotalamus 3 роки тому +35

    Just wanted to say, thanks for keeping me somewhat sane these last 4 years.

  • @carolinamurtha3102
    @carolinamurtha3102 3 роки тому +1774

    As much as I will not miss Trump or his family, I’ll miss Stephens impersonation of Eric 😂.

    • @vteckid82
      @vteckid82 3 роки тому +49

      Trump won’t go out quietly, there will still be a lot of material left for a while

    • @nadiabenes914
      @nadiabenes914 3 роки тому +74

      DAAAAAADDD!! 🤓

    • @australien6611
      @australien6611 3 роки тому +42

      @@vteckid82 we all need to ignore him now, especially the media

    • @theworlduncut
      @theworlduncut 3 роки тому +20

      Unfortunately for us, there will be plenty of Drumpf in the news for years to come... Only silver lining is there'll be plenty more material for Colbert.

    • @pogwigginsprod.7702
      @pogwigginsprod.7702 3 роки тому +39

      If you’re reading this, Eric... and we know you are... T // W // A // T //

  • @TheRealDreamBuilders
    @TheRealDreamBuilders 3 роки тому +10

    Should have been, "he who shall remain shameful."

    • @petercaldwell9438
      @petercaldwell9438 3 роки тому

      Hello Michelle Hogan

    • @mcharrison23
      @mcharrison23 3 роки тому +1

      That's what I thought too.

    • @nicolatarthurs
      @nicolatarthurs 3 роки тому

      I think shameless is spot on:
      adjective
      (of a person or their conduct) characterized by or showing a lack of shame; barefaced or brazen.
      "his shameless hypocrisy"
      Oxford Languages

  • @mazdamaniac4643
    @mazdamaniac4643 3 роки тому +4

    The guy laughing his ass off in the background to Jenna Ryan's Capitol riot livestream as she described how she'd sell you a house cracked me up 😄
    8:41
    The sheer stupidity of this woman as she practically handed herself in as an insurrectionist, I almost freaking died laughing 😄😄😄

  • @morrisp.5583
    @morrisp.5583 3 роки тому +335

    "Time to go home Donny, playtime's over". Man that was some heavy duty babysitting.

    • @meri3151
      @meri3151 3 роки тому +7

      I DoNt WaNnA gO

    • @whalesong999
      @whalesong999 3 роки тому +11

      It's been exhausting, the whole four year charade.

    • @pegmay7209
      @pegmay7209 3 роки тому +5

      I feel bad for the secret service that have to follow him for the rest of his lifez

    • @istateyourname4710
      @istateyourname4710 3 роки тому +5

      We should be able to retire on the Sitter wages earned.

    • @yellowwoodstraveler
      @yellowwoodstraveler 3 роки тому +2

      @@pegmay7209 I was under the impression that if he gets impeached he'll lose his security detail. Any truth to that?

  • @isadore7221
    @isadore7221 3 роки тому +33

    Moment of reflection for people that didn't survive the four years.

  • @betteryou7hanme
    @betteryou7hanme 3 роки тому +2

    the transformation into Eric gets me every time.

  • @MrIsraelcenaiko
    @MrIsraelcenaiko 3 роки тому +8

    "There was one hero who kept our country together. And that's you, the American people."
    But I'm Canadian

  • @joshuaaskew5598
    @joshuaaskew5598 3 роки тому +133

    "holding a Bible dumb..." Is the single greatest thing I've ever heard on this show.

    • @mikagami69
      @mikagami69 3 роки тому +4

      I'm about 99.9% sure I agree with you.

    • @hoshimaruhajime7933
      @hoshimaruhajime7933 3 роки тому

      Then how's the bible is supposed to be held cuz I didn't

    • @tomothybahamothy
      @tomothybahamothy 3 роки тому +4

      @@hoshimaruhajime7933 he's holding it upside down and backwards lol

    • @Isabel-ge1ou
      @Isabel-ge1ou 3 роки тому

      Joshua Askew My mom COULD NOT get over it! he held it backwards and upside down!!! after he made such a big deal about the rioters outside, he even had heat rays to get them out of the way if needed, so he could get to the church, and hold the BIBLE in the same way he probably held his kids when they were baby’s.

  • @KYRONROCKS101
    @KYRONROCKS101 3 роки тому +122

    I love hearing his crew laugh at his jokes lol

    • @Mortum_Rex
      @Mortum_Rex 3 роки тому +8

      They're not his jokes. They're written by the show's staff. Some of them are probably just laughing at their own jokes lol

    • @sandersson2813
      @sandersson2813 3 роки тому +1

      Colbert, like most US TV hosts is terrible.

    • @lorabetht9206
      @lorabetht9206 3 роки тому +3

      @@sandersson2813 so you’re watching why?

    • @quinndirks5653
      @quinndirks5653 3 роки тому +4

      @@sandersson2813 :( Colbert is one of the best. Never fails to get a few laughs from me. Maybe his jokes are just too high brow for you. They're not meant for unsophisticated folk

    • @michellejohnson1298
      @michellejohnson1298 3 роки тому

      Where's the lovely Evie?

  • @quietone748
    @quietone748 3 роки тому +5

    I adore the smile on Steven's face in the first minute of the show :)

  • @kathrynpertz7384
    @kathrynpertz7384 3 роки тому +3

    Challenging is putting it lightly....yes TAKE HIM AWAy!! My fam and I counted right with you!! Now he can play golf on his own dime!!

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 роки тому +1613

    The guy has destroyed everything he has touched.
    Hope that is also true for GOP.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 роки тому +5

      You spend all your time commenting on Colbert videos, don't you? Edit: Why are you upset by this comment?

    • @arnabchakraborty2593
      @arnabchakraborty2593 3 роки тому +57

      @@HOTD108_ feeling jealous?...... Get some rest!..

    • @blahblahbleh3178
      @blahblahbleh3178 3 роки тому +85

      @@HOTD108_ you spend enough time here to see her comments sooo...💁🏾

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 3 роки тому +50

      @@HOTD108_ So what if she does? I doubt she's commented 55,000 times in 4 years like someone we all know.

    • @JP-lh1uy
      @JP-lh1uy 3 роки тому +19

      @@HOTD108_ so

  • @shadow759
    @shadow759 3 роки тому +3996

    Feels like a dream come true that we finally made it after 4 years even though it feels like 10.. The evil has been defeated.

    • @bradoliver9324
      @bradoliver9324 3 роки тому +362

      Trump didn't choose Trump as a candidate, the Republican party did. The evil still very much walks among us.

    • @emilyhutchens3682
      @emilyhutchens3682 3 роки тому +29

      @@bradoliver9324 yeah it's looking right in the mirror.

    • @tacotrucktim9359
      @tacotrucktim9359 3 роки тому +76

      Oh the evil has just begun young skywalker.

    • @luciav3862
      @luciav3862 3 роки тому +26

      Oh get over it. No evil the past 4 years but one will be in the White Plantation House tomorrow

    • @danlevan6138
      @danlevan6138 3 роки тому +102

      @@luciav3862 Say what?

  • @jayjones9225
    @jayjones9225 3 роки тому +1

    Finally it’s over. Thanks for making it a little more bearable Stephen, Jon and everyone at A Late Show!

  • @jedinxf7
    @jedinxf7 3 роки тому +2

    you know, before there was bonding with kim Jong un, you forgot about tweeting FIRE AND FURY at him.

  • @gestaltdude
    @gestaltdude 3 роки тому +56

    I'd also like to thank Stephen and Co. for that rendition of "Hit the Road Jack". That song has finally displaced the sea shanty featured two long, long days ago, as the song doing laps in my cerebellum.

  • @lillysweet8016
    @lillysweet8016 3 роки тому +32

    Thank you all for your hard work, dedication and perseverance. For the last 4 years we have resisted. Tomorrow we rebuild.

  • @HorseMuse
    @HorseMuse 3 роки тому +4

    Thank you! I did hold my part...voting blue, not getting sick staying strong, lifting hopes of all my friends and clients! And teaching emotional responsibility!

  • @meemeepalmer4144
    @meemeepalmer4144 3 роки тому +1

    “Holding a bible dumb”!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @midnightorchid9731
    @midnightorchid9731 3 роки тому +65

    I am just sitting here in Canada singing...
    "Na na na na, hey hey, goodbye
    Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye!"

    • @lesliemccormick6527
      @lesliemccormick6527 3 роки тому +6

      Not kidding- my kids and I were also sitting in B.C. singing that- as soon as it hit 12:01 a.m.!
      Wonder how many other Canadians are as well....😈

    • @amyrosefan1883
      @amyrosefan1883 3 роки тому

      Not just Canadians, Americans too! Let’s say finally say bye to the Don!!

    • @b.c.slumber3694
      @b.c.slumber3694 3 роки тому +1

      As a wrestling fan, I appriciate this comment.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 3 роки тому

      "We'll never love you, the way Putin loves you...."

    • @dominiqueharry7436
      @dominiqueharry7436 3 роки тому

      Im ready to say goodbye to Bidon as well in 4 years, it will go quickly

  • @elvistran4595
    @elvistran4595 3 роки тому +128

    "He who shall remains shameless" gave me a good chuckle

  • @megan1785
    @megan1785 3 роки тому +1

    thank you guys for making these 4 years bearable

  • @EridianX
    @EridianX 3 роки тому +29

    "traitors get shot" huh, bet he is regretting that opinion now.

    • @suzannegiannini85
      @suzannegiannini85 3 роки тому +4

      I don't even understand how he could have said that to his children.

    • @linusp9316
      @linusp9316 3 роки тому +3

      @@suzannegiannini85 Trumpism does weird and disturbing things to the brain.. sad to see.

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 3 роки тому

      Y'know, invading the capital, committing sedition, threatening to shoot your kids. Normal stuff

  • @mickeyfartpants
    @mickeyfartpants 3 роки тому +313

    "Ding, dong, the psycho's gone!"
    Chandler Bing

    • @elizabethsetlow862
      @elizabethsetlow862 3 роки тому +1

      We just can't let him get any ideas about moving to Yemen to escape justice... not to mention that he'd probably cozy up to a wannabe dictator there and try it all over again. Smh.

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 роки тому +7

      Could he *BE* any more Gone?! 🤣😂🤣

    • @mirzamay
      @mirzamay 3 роки тому +1

      @@elizabethsetlow862 shit let him go. Rich and powerful people never really get punished anyway.. just those they incite to crime as a reaction. The devil comes for his own anyway and I don't wish that on even him. Get him and his energy away from us.

    • @taand4725
      @taand4725 3 роки тому +2

      Miss Chanandler Bong

  • @Afuneralfortwo
    @Afuneralfortwo 3 роки тому +328

    Tonight feels more like Christmas eve than the actual Christmas eve did last year lmao

    • @notlizy
      @notlizy 3 роки тому +7

      this is so true!!

    • @theanimaster
      @theanimaster 3 роки тому +11

      “Fucking Christmas” - Melania

    • @piningforfjords
      @piningforfjords 3 роки тому +4

      This is exactly what it feels like!

    • @ashroskell
      @ashroskell 3 роки тому +3

      I’ve taken the day, for CELEBRATIONS! I kept saying the new, “New Year,” for me, is January 20th. I’m going to DRINK IN every last, delectable moment, today . . . Before getting back to the business of hunting his ass down and seeing him jailed for all his many crimes . . . 🎵 “Celebrate good times COME ON!” 🎶 (goin’ deep now) “It’s a celebration!” 🎵 (wooh!) 🎵 “Celebrate good times COME ON!” 🎶 (Everybody!) “It’s a Celebration! Yeah Yeah!” 🎼. That’s today’s song for me, guys! Congrats everybody! Phase one of Operation Jail The Trump’s is complete 😁✌️👍 🎉 🎈 🎊 wooh!

    • @sanyatferdous1043
      @sanyatferdous1043 3 роки тому

      Technically last month*

  • @GamecockChris
    @GamecockChris 3 роки тому +1

    I'm glad you released this Stephen. I didn't know what to think about it until this video. I get all my political news from late night talk shows. Did you know that people used to watch late night for the comedy? Really crazy times. Thank goodness we have moved on to a new era where the hosts just tell me what to think. Much simpler times.

  • @rogergodin6443
    @rogergodin6443 3 роки тому +1

    Great prologue, excellent material which you make the most of,thank you, Roger,Ontario,Canada

  • @walterrichards5660
    @walterrichards5660 3 роки тому +55

    Thank God for the late night Comics who carried us through this nonsense thank you sir

  • @user9b2
    @user9b2 3 роки тому +139

    Maybe they can play “hit the road jack and don’t you come no more” as the military escorts him to Leavenworth. 😆

    • @110100111000
      @110100111000 3 роки тому

      Much as I'd prefer ua-cam.com/video/Nr64DrUZGCE/v-deo.html I know.
      There can be only one.
      ua-cam.com/video/6FhbcmgIADQ/v-deo.html
      On the subject of a Trump main theme however.
      ua-cam.com/video/rcU4Ld5phTU/v-deo.html
      Speaking of themes.
      ua-cam.com/video/NVGuFdX5guE/v-deo.html

    • @scottscheneman7324
      @scottscheneman7324 3 роки тому

      F u Sam chu

    • @gerryjr6490
      @gerryjr6490 3 роки тому +5

      @@scottscheneman7324 😡 You leave Sam alone he's just excited that Donald will be gone today and so am I so you keep your comments to yourself

    • @BuriedFlame
      @BuriedFlame 3 роки тому

      Nope. Just the Price Is Right bad game end horn sfx. On loop. Forever.

    • @gerryjr6490
      @gerryjr6490 3 роки тому

      @@BuriedFlame That's a good one

  • @Rharris41
    @Rharris41 3 роки тому +1

    1:39 Holding a bible dumb!!!!! I can't stop laughing!

  • @smittyk7810
    @smittyk7810 3 роки тому

    From an Aussie congratulations America. I feel happiness for you and relief for me. America is the leading nation again ...... what a relief.

  • @eukat3ch
    @eukat3ch 3 роки тому +59

    From a guy from Holland, we felt the pain. Lets hope for a better 4 years !

  • @AnbuGreenShinobi
    @AnbuGreenShinobi 3 роки тому +115

    Who else felt refreshed when Stephen started boppin with those aviators

  • @ravisbanda
    @ravisbanda 3 роки тому +8

    I like this show not calling him by his name. Instead saying "he", and showing "T****". 😅🤣😁

  • @Iggins420
    @Iggins420 3 роки тому +1

    "Holding a Bible dumb..." =D

  • @chickendog3042
    @chickendog3042 3 роки тому +127

    could you imagine being the one briefing the president of the united states about a hurricane and him asking you straight in the eyes dead serious and asks "can we nuke it?"... could you imaging being there...

    • @sunshine23.141
      @sunshine23.141 3 роки тому +19

      Idk why, but that one got me🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
      Its been a loooooong 4 yrs. That feels like a decade ago.

    • @lmn4565
      @lmn4565 3 роки тому +18

      Or, when numbbnuts wanted to inject bleach for Covid...

    • @Sate12
      @Sate12 3 роки тому +5

      I would be looking for the hidden camera too.
      Sharknado was Sci-fi. As in fiction as in not real. Like the rest of your presidency.

    • @homerj.simpson7562
      @homerj.simpson7562 3 роки тому +4

      Aw, I missed that. I was out, raking my local forest.

    • @apocalypsemeow7966
      @apocalypsemeow7966 3 роки тому +5

      Imagine being the person who's making eye contact with Trump when he says that out loud, and trying not to react 😸

  • @traildoggy
    @traildoggy 3 роки тому +81

    "When I come to sell your house this is what I will do..."
    Oh my God this doesn't even need a punchline.
    I am laughing to tears just from hearing her say that.

    • @robbietorkelsonn8509
      @robbietorkelsonn8509 3 роки тому +1

      destroy the house belonging to the bank?
      JPMorgan is going to find that so peachy

    • @bm-el4sn
      @bm-el4sn 3 роки тому

      I know right! I just can’t!😂

    • @karljohnson5778
      @karljohnson5778 3 роки тому

      And the outcome of that will be them running away with a couple of bullets up their asses

  • @karynsimmons4048
    @karynsimmons4048 3 роки тому +1

    What an appropriate song....”Hit the road Jack” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lakegirl1916
    @lakegirl1916 3 роки тому +1

    Oh. My. God. WHAT am I going to do without the Eric impressions??! 😁

  • @jaysinger9941
    @jaysinger9941 3 роки тому +50

    I can’t wait until tomorrow!
    I’M SO EXCITED!
    🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @stankdelicious6479
    @stankdelicious6479 3 роки тому +861

    I think it’s fitting that he’s going from President to “Florida Man”.

    • @whobitmyname
      @whobitmyname 3 роки тому +19

      That was both stank *and* delicious!

    • @finris1
      @finris1 3 роки тому +37

      That may be offensive to Florida Men everywhere.

    • @intuitionz1198
      @intuitionz1198 3 роки тому +19

      it's fitting for him Florida harbor some of our most unamerican Americans.

    • @lowkey2923
      @lowkey2923 3 роки тому +20

      From one swamp to another.

    • @whatabouttheearth
      @whatabouttheearth 3 роки тому +2

      Florida was just in training preparing for him this whole time....sneaky you Florida, smarter than we thought.

  • @ImNotaRussianBot
    @ImNotaRussianBot 3 роки тому +2

    I remember waking up around 3am to pee, and remembering the election and looking at the results. I instantly got this heavy dread weighing in my stomach. I couldn't fall back asleep. The feeling remained until Biden was inaugurated. I mean, nothing is roses and unicorns; but I don't feel like we're barrelling towards a cliff.

  • @dimitri00769
    @dimitri00769 3 роки тому

    Stephen, your comedy helped the world get through this man’s time in office.
    Love from Australia 🇦🇺