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  • @eo6311
    @eo6311 15 днів тому +682

    Cohen ain't the guy on trial. Somehow this fact eludes the defense.

    • @persianking44
      @persianking44 15 днів тому +65

      Unfortunately, the defense's job isn't necessarily to prove their client is innocent, but rather, sometimes their job is to seed just enough doubt among the jury to get a hung jury or not guilty verdicts.
      Here's hoping jury has enough sense to slap Trump with the first of many deserved guilty verdicts.

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 15 днів тому +6

      And the media.

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 15 днів тому +36

      "Trump could be a bad guy" is a fact that eludes all MAGA voters.

    • @t.dmytryshyn2615
      @t.dmytryshyn2615 15 днів тому +14

      Could?

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 15 днів тому

      @@t.dmytryshyn2615 They don't even believe that he has broken a single law much less over a hundred

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 15 днів тому +480

    “I heard you’re free on Wednesday’s”
    Savagery

    • @justiceforrevina
      @justiceforrevina 15 днів тому +6

      Hey guys...grandpa Joe made a funny!!! 😁😁😁🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 15 днів тому +57

      ​​@@justiceforrevina at least he has a sense of humor. Trump famously can't take a joke, had no sense of humor, and only makes jokes at the expense of disabled people or anyone he can punch down at.

    • @ubiquitousrose7476
      @ubiquitousrose7476 15 днів тому

      ​@cleverusername9369
      I said it on jest - I thought the comment ( Joe"s wednesday joke) was hilarious!
      tRumps an evil monster !

    • @johnathanmartin1504
      @johnathanmartin1504 15 днів тому +22

      @@cleverusername9369 Some people are so weak that they consider that a positive feature. If you punch down that just shows everyone you're too cowardly to punch up.

    • @terasesnyder1626
      @terasesnyder1626 15 днів тому +10

      Tickles me every timeI hear Biden's quip

  • @AlexaPittenger
    @AlexaPittenger 14 днів тому +170

    One of the first comments I saw concerning journalists trying to cover Trump was by a British journalist who wrote “it’s difficult to understand what he means when he says words” 😂

    • @EebstertheGreat
      @EebstertheGreat 13 днів тому +18

      Yeah, the same people who say they like Trump because he's plainspoken and easy to understand will also say that everyone misunderstands Trump and takes him out of context. Which is it? When he says he wants to stop all Muslims from entering the country and to register all Muslims currently in the country, is he being "plainspoken" or not?

    • @generalputnam2990
      @generalputnam2990 13 днів тому +11

      ​@@EebstertheGreatHe apparently also wants to register & monitor all pregnant American women, too.

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 13 днів тому +8

      But he has the BEST WORDS!

  • @paulleverton9569
    @paulleverton9569 14 днів тому +290

    Boebert went to New York to support Trump during his court case
    but failed to attend the Colorado court where her own son is being tried.
    Those GOP family values keep shining through the mists of rational priorities.

    • @margarethooten3007
      @margarethooten3007 14 днів тому

      She's a good argument for abortion.

    • @debrachilders3544
      @debrachilders3544 13 днів тому +14

      You're absolutely correct

    • @andreasobuaculla9511
      @andreasobuaculla9511 13 днів тому +18

      It's a hard pick between 2 losers!

    • @cozmo840
      @cozmo840 13 днів тому +10

      I just looked him up because I couldn’t remember what he was charged with, and man…. That whole family…

    • @kathyraygoza3299
      @kathyraygoza3299 12 днів тому

      Interesting that nearest and dearest of drumphs family including his sister/sisters didn't show up for support. I'm pretty sure that those Republicans who showed up bullied into being there or want to show Drumph they wish to be chosen as a running mate.

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 15 днів тому +1064

    One of the worst parts of the Trump era is the inescapable realization of just how many truly awful people walk among us.

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 15 днів тому +65

      That saddens me to no end.😢😢😢

    • @EdricLysharae
      @EdricLysharae 15 днів тому +70

      Is Ignorance bliss, or is Knowledge power? At least we now know the extent of the social rot, unpleasant as that revelation is to us.

    • @scopie49
      @scopie49 14 днів тому +79

      Not just among us. The realization that an alarming amount of these people are in positions of power.

    • @Noxius-Remind
      @Noxius-Remind 14 днів тому

      Trust me, Biden is far worse. Look up the Aishley Dairy that just got confirmed to be true

    • @Noxius-Remind
      @Noxius-Remind 14 днів тому +10

      Biden

  • @coffeeNTrees
    @coffeeNTrees 15 днів тому +406

    I will not accept the outcome of the trial.
    Unless he's found guilty.

    • @user-bf5ik2sq5e
      @user-bf5ik2sq5e 14 днів тому +10

      YES!!!!🙀🥰😍

    • @nelliekenny9630
      @nelliekenny9630 12 днів тому +3

      I've got the champagne and the tissues ready.

    • @jonb4248
      @jonb4248 10 днів тому

      TDS. You could accept a court’s decision, either way.

  • @Taricus
    @Taricus 14 днів тому +12

    "Standing back and standing by" is absolutely psychotic... Some people say some thngs are dog whistles and you can be like, "okayyyyyy..." and see both sides... that one is a straight up foghorn.... i'm at a loss for words...

  • @LJHB0922
    @LJHB0922 14 днів тому +22

    As someone who has the misfortune of living in Matt Gaetz’ district, I will gladly write-in the “Anyone else” candidate when he is up for rejection. I mean reelection.
    I will repeat that process for his friends : Greene, Boebert, Trump…

  • @dannmarceau9743
    @dannmarceau9743 15 днів тому +346

    Today was the first time Lauren Boebert (R-CO) had been in a courtroom without being the defendant.

    • @tylerkochman1007
      @tylerkochman1007 15 днів тому

      Wrong. She was probably there when her ex-husband was convicted of exposing his penis to minors (while on a date with Lauren)

    • @alexandradaniele
      @alexandradaniele 15 днів тому +14

      While the crowd outside, while she was talking to reporters, yelled Beetlejuice!

    • @Devilninja333
      @Devilninja333 15 днів тому +23

      Also wasn’t there for her son while he’s in court

    • @slavojalois1639
      @slavojalois1639 15 днів тому +5

      😂❤

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd 15 днів тому +12

      ​@@Devilninja333 She hasn't even got him a lawyer!

  • @alex35agm
    @alex35agm 15 днів тому +417

    If all they had was Cohen's testimony, then yes,they could challenge him but he also backed up his statements with actual documentation proving what he said.

    • @tarheelfangp
      @tarheelfangp 15 днів тому +5

      ⁠ it doesn’t MATTER. Even if trump had knowledge and cohen isnt lying the crime is “falsifying business records” and is a misdemeanor of which the statute of limitations is expired. For it to be a felony (as is charged) it needs to be in furtherance of another crime. I’ll ask again WHAT IS THE OTHER CRIME? They have said in violation of campaign finance laws. Ok so they wanted Trump to claim the expense as a campaign expense? THAT IS ALSO A CRIME. Can’t have it both ways. No one is arguing Trump prob had knowledge of the payment. It’s legal to pay people hush money. It’s also only a misdemeanor to falsify a business record. This case is a joke. If dems wanna take out trump, classified docs case is their best shot, not this garbage.

    • @JusticeAlways
      @JusticeAlways 14 днів тому +19

      ​@@tarheelfangp
      The case put Donald Trump's behavior in the public eye...dragged thru the mud...just like he did with Hillary Clinton.
      A verdict isn't really needed.

    • @josephhawthorne5097
      @josephhawthorne5097 14 днів тому

      @@tarheelfangp I don't know if you're ignorant or lying, but it has been quite clearly explained, that Cohen paying the hush money, even if payed back by Trump, was functionally a donation to Trump's campaign (because there is clear record that it was done to hide it specifically to help him with voters) and the value of the payments is far in excess of the legal donation limit. That is why it is a violation of campaign finance laws, that is why Cohen went to jail, and why the person who directed him to do it, Donal Trump, must also legally be held accountable. Also, you say no one is arguing Trump had knowledge, one of the defenses' primary fucking claims is that Trump had no involvement even though there is numerous witnesses to him discussing paying Cohen and how to write it up to hide the actual reason for the payments, and he signed the fucking checks personally.

    • @barbarahecht4617
      @barbarahecht4617 14 днів тому

      @@tarheelfangp Good observation, dude. You are 100% correct. but you have to realize that Many many Never-Trumpers want him to be prevented from attaining a second term as President and will therefore accept ANY means that achieves that end.

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 14 днів тому

      @tarheelfango
      Do you HONESTLY think a grand jury and now a trial could occur if it was so full of holes? Don't be so gullible. Your understanding is what is full of holes. Here's the situation:
      "Falsifying business records in the first degree is a felony under New York state law that requires that the "intent to defraud includes an intent to commit another crime or to aid or conceal the commission thereof". This is in contrast to falsifying business records in the second degree, which is a misdemeanor that does not have that requirement.[7][94][95] In later filings, Bragg listed three such crimes that Trump allegedly intended to commit: violation of federal campaign finance limits, violation of state election laws by unlawfully influencing the 2016 election, and violation of state tax laws regarding the reimbursement.[96] Trump can move to allow the jury the option to convict on the misdemeanor charges as a lesser included offense, but is not required to do so.[97]"

  • @themurphingjay5829
    @themurphingjay5829 14 днів тому +14

    Why is everyone so surprised Cohen did a great job on the witness stand? He is well acquainted with not only as a defendant, but as former long time attorney, he knows how to behave on cross.

  • @LindaLaureano
    @LindaLaureano 14 днів тому +10

    These publicans should have been in Washington doing their job instead of being puppets for Trump.

  • @poppybell8217
    @poppybell8217 15 днів тому +1795

    Please oh PLEASE hold this “man” accountable for ONCE in his miserable, sleazy life!!!!

    • @michaelcarter5624
      @michaelcarter5624 15 днів тому +16

      Haha what was the crime?

    • @dennis1954
      @dennis1954 15 днів тому +82

      I’ll second that and add, “T-Rump 2024 years in prison!”

    • @t.dmytryshyn2615
      @t.dmytryshyn2615 15 днів тому

      Go slither back under your rock troll.

    • @user-kz9ni8bo2i
      @user-kz9ni8bo2i 15 днів тому

      @@michaelcarter5624 Pretending to be a caring human. He can't even be a good father and husband......Aside from his endless crimes. Admit it, if Joe Biden had done these things, we'd all be just as upset about it.

    • @johnathanmartin1504
      @johnathanmartin1504 15 днів тому

      @@michaelcarter5624 Have you been living under a rock for eight years? You have 91 crimes to choose from.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 15 днів тому +179

    Going “Full Douche” is what Matt “giggidy” Gaetz does.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 15 днів тому +12

      and venmo'ing "school supplies"

  • @victoriaeads6126
    @victoriaeads6126 14 днів тому +118

    When Louis laughs that hard, Stephen KNOWS he nailed the joke. I love it!!!

  • @parksbpknit
    @parksbpknit 14 днів тому +70

    OMG, that helium was so on point!!!! I know the jury will find him guilty, so ready for the verdict and I predict it will take all of an hour. I live to never her his voice ever again.

    • @thaliazelmer2327
      @thaliazelmer2327 14 днів тому +9

      From your lips to the ears of Lady Justice!

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 14 днів тому

      watchig internationally, what I see is 2 sides equally as bad as each other in cognitive dissonance.
      Tell me, what are you going to do if the jury find him not guilty? Riot? bet you won't accept the decision, will you! You will do exactly as you accuse the othe rside of!

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 15 днів тому +1887

    It’s absolutely and completely embarrassing that Gaetz and Boebert are members of Congress. It’s humiliating for Congress.

    • @mrmockatoo6786
      @mrmockatoo6786 15 днів тому +166

      MTG, Gym Jordan, Cancun Ted, McConnell, Birdschitt, Johnson, McCarthy, Comer Pyle...the list is endless...

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 15 днів тому +111

      You would think Boebert would be more concerned with her own son's court case and with finding him a lawyer.

    • @sonofradium4835
      @sonofradium4835 15 днів тому

      Not just for Congress, the whole country. The presence of people like them in government is only a symptom of the intellectual rot that this nation is suffering from. Moral decay to say the least.

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 15 днів тому +32

      @@seanscanlon9067 She's going to be a grandma soon, so she may be thinking of the fetus.

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 15 днів тому

      She was 16 when she had her son, he is 16 now, and soon to be a father. His dad beats his son as heard on 911 tapes.

  • @biginfo7386
    @biginfo7386 15 днів тому +320

    In ten or so years, most folks will deny ever having supported Diaper Donald.

    • @SwiftJustice
      @SwiftJustice 15 днів тому

      *"Some of my family have started turning on tr💩mp. They're even to the point of pretending they never supported him."*

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 15 днів тому +20

      Except that the kids will delve into the trunks in all those attics and find all those diapers with donnie's face on them!

    • @KarinBaca86
      @KarinBaca86 15 днів тому +23

      You’d think so. Of course I hope so, but this unfortunate moment in history is definitely never going away

    • @joemalone7386
      @joemalone7386 15 днів тому

      Con shit zen pants 😂

    • @edwardallenthree
      @edwardallenthree 15 днів тому +5

      Inshallah

  • @potterpotty01
    @potterpotty01 14 днів тому +50

    the professional musicians pissing themselves laughing in the corner at Stephen's recorder playing.

  • @Mallykins
    @Mallykins 14 днів тому +14

    Trump will never, ever allow Tim Scott to sit at the big boy table. It’s embarrassing honestly.

    • @ColetteJohnson-pb5cz
      @ColetteJohnson-pb5cz 12 днів тому +1

      I agree....but I cannot tolerate Tim Scott....he is pathetic...."Its because I love you Mr. President" BS

  • @williamduffy1227
    @williamduffy1227 15 днів тому +101

    "Seen here achieving maximum douche... " 😂😂😂😂

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 15 днів тому +554

    Stop the stupidity
    Trump for prison 2024

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 15 днів тому +23

      Stop the 2 tier system and lock him up

    • @robkoper841
      @robkoper841 15 днів тому +9

      SOCCER RACCOON 2024

    • @eca7773
      @eca7773 14 днів тому

      He would probably flourish in prison, finally get an education off of the system and come out more popular than even with a real knowledge of how the government works. Since he would probably get out in two years anyway he would run for office and then take over the world leaving his dynasty to his children to lead, which would end up with Eric and Don Jr. starting a civil war to determine who will be the supreme leader..... Sorry dozed off for a second

    • @hushmoney2058
      @hushmoney2058 14 днів тому

      Shit No ...

    • @SonyAlphaVisions
      @SonyAlphaVisions 14 днів тому

      For what?

  • @irenemax3574
    @irenemax3574 14 днів тому +16

    “Former fixer and wet sock watching you leave it behind at the laundromat, Michael Cohen.”
    😂🤣

    • @serendipityshopnyc
      @serendipityshopnyc 13 днів тому +1

      "Matt Gaetz, seen here achieving Maximum Douche" was possibly even better!

  • @merrygangemi
    @merrygangemi 14 днів тому +36

    Thank you Stephen and everyone at The Late Show! You've helped so many to survive the trump trauma with a good round of laughs!

  • @lazersword6274
    @lazersword6274 15 днів тому +119

    Doing their leader's bidding on the taxpayer dime, disgusting

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 15 днів тому +13

      That’s what amazes me too. They should be at work in Washington. They have already more free time than the average European.

    • @mitchhills4747
      @mitchhills4747 14 днів тому +1

      Any averagely intelligent juror will now believe that if Trump can get his minions to breach the gag order on his behalf, that Cohen must have been telling the truth when he committed crimes on Trump's behalf! See the correlation between the two situations? Trump has shot himself in the foot once again. Why? Because he is beyond stupid. No matter, this latest stunt is just a demonstration of how far Trump will go to get others to do his dirty work. which only helps the prosecution and virtually knocks down his defence. GUILTY AS CHARGED.

    • @richborn6700
      @richborn6700 14 днів тому +7

      Meanwhile back in her home state of Colorado Lauren Boebert left her son high and dry by himself in court to support her political Daddy

  • @evanmorris6057
    @evanmorris6057 15 днів тому +90

    Shouldn’t Boebert be back home getting her son a good lawyer?

    • @triciamyles7258
      @triciamyles7258 15 днів тому +17

      Priorities! She could also actually go to her job! Priorities.

    • @Oneshot8242
      @Oneshot8242 14 днів тому

      She wouldn't know a good lawyer if one crawled out of her nostril.

    • @user-bf5ik2sq5e
      @user-bf5ik2sq5e 14 днів тому +8

      @@triciamyles7258
      would we, though, the people, be better with her "doing her job"🤔...⚖
      we might be safer if she doesn't do any more harm, let her sit in the courtroom
      like, I'm conflicted with how much time tp was on the golf course, however, that time spent away may have saved us, U S A. a little, but then he and his minions can damage anything from anywhere so....idk

    • @marydungan6748
      @marydungan6748 14 днів тому +6

      Yeah. Miss Great Mom left him to fend for himself.

  • @janetbrown8639
    @janetbrown8639 14 днів тому +56

    Colbert is best stress reliever with the big belly laughs
    he provides as well as insightful telling of truth. My shoulders untense, my body stops aching for a bit just because his humor is so delightfully funny. We have much to thank this talented man for giving us relief from our toxic political system shenanigans of the day!

    • @blaynestaleypro
      @blaynestaleypro 14 днів тому +1

      Colbert is just another leftist extremist mouth piece. Just like most of the rest. Trump 2024.

  • @plucas1
    @plucas1 14 днів тому +6

    If only that soccer game with the loose raccoon had, say, dozens of professional athletes who trained specifically for speed, agility, and chasing after elusive black and white things, to help catch it.

  • @michaelhoffmann4096
    @michaelhoffmann4096 15 днів тому +43

    Saved the raccoon from Kristi Noem!

  • @hugoo1549
    @hugoo1549 15 днів тому +1255

    FACTS. We don't want Trump in the White House. We want him in a FEDERAL PRISON

    • @IcariumGaming
      @IcariumGaming 15 днів тому +7

      Are you just trying to farm likes, and that's why you post this on literally everything?

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 15 днів тому +32

      Big House

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 15 днів тому +51

      @@IcariumGaming ; It's worth repeating !

    • @t.dmytryshyn2615
      @t.dmytryshyn2615 15 днів тому +50

      A good comment is worth repeating.

    • @tyguy5291
      @tyguy5291 15 днів тому +47

      Trump for prison! 2024!

  • @pangalactictuber
    @pangalactictuber 14 днів тому +23

    Louis’s perfect pitch is as good as Jon’s was - both able to accompany Stephen wherever he goes!

  • @hitomi7922
    @hitomi7922 14 днів тому +4

    Rat experts - 'Stop leaving food and garbage out"
    *surprised Pikachu face*

  • @terasesnyder1626
    @terasesnyder1626 15 днів тому +244

    Our tax payers money pays their salary. WHY ARE THEY NOT AT WORK???

    • @sab3295
      @sab3295 14 днів тому +17

      The people that pay their a$$. My question is... how did they travel to NY??? I really hope that wasn't America's dime spent.

    • @user-bf5ik2sq5e
      @user-bf5ik2sq5e 14 днів тому +9

      🎯

    • @user-xi7gz6sz4w
      @user-xi7gz6sz4w 14 днів тому +11

      While they whine about taxes and debt ceilings.

    • @ateamfan42
      @ateamfan42 14 днів тому +14

      because no one holds them accountable

    • @baronmeduse
      @baronmeduse 14 днів тому +1

      The money paying their salaries is just issued money. The government isn't funded by 'taxpayers', it funds itself. Those payments are however a waste of money.

  • @Flixartist
    @Flixartist 15 днів тому +461

    Oh my god I am so effing tired of all the Trump bullsh*t. Please make it stop!

    • @djlads
      @djlads 14 днів тому

      The only way it will is if he loses again the GOP will realise he can't win and move on to someone else.

    • @Noxius-Remind
      @Noxius-Remind 14 днів тому +5

      You are watching anti-Trump shows maybe thats why

    • @brothajohn
      @brothajohn 14 днів тому +26

      Then vote. Vote blue. All the way up and down the ticket

    • @chaboikiril3846
      @chaboikiril3846 14 днів тому +4

      @@brothajohnjust blindly vote for someone based on their affiliation…not based what they’ve done 🙌🏼

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 14 днів тому

      ​@@chaboikiril3846 Spin it anyway you want, doesn't change the facts, nobody wants trump! Not anyone with a brain.

  • @devak45167
    @devak45167 14 днів тому +39

    Colbert, Seth Meyers and Jimmy Kimmel helping to keep my sanity in check since 2016

    • @user-sg6sv9oi6i
      @user-sg6sv9oi6i 13 днів тому +1

      Yes! ❤️🎯

    • @TheMancYank
      @TheMancYank 8 днів тому

      @@user-sg6sv9oi6iThey get pounded by Greg Gutfeld. Biden is fucked.

  • @-erm2918
    @-erm2918 14 днів тому +17

    Stephen Colbert, the best way to get the news. 😂😂😂

    • @taktak1798
      @taktak1798 14 днів тому +2

      I agree. The news is so depressing. But, Colbert and other night show hosts make it bearable.

    • @jimslancio
      @jimslancio 13 днів тому

      The court jester is the only one who can tell the King the truth.

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr. 15 днів тому +87

    "Honey Mustard" is also wanting her hush money too.

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 15 днів тому +93

    "Today, we saw Florida Representative Matt Gaetz, seen here achieving maximum douche..."

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 14 днів тому

      That picture was SOMETHING ELSE. What an absolute scrotum that man is.

  • @lisagulick4144
    @lisagulick4144 14 днів тому +87

    When I saw that two of those guys were trying to catch that raccoon with their _hands,_ my only thought was "You *idiots.* " Raccoons are dangerous, especially when cornered.

    • @nancykraus5127
      @nancykraus5127 14 днів тому +15

      Any animal that is cornered and scared is dangerous.

    • @scottsnyder1909
      @scottsnyder1909 14 днів тому +6

      @@nancykraus5127 Especially orange raccoons.

    • @lordplagus02
      @lordplagus02 14 днів тому +6

      I feel pretty bad for this raccoon. He must have been really scared.

    • @5400bowen
      @5400bowen 14 днів тому +4

      You obviously have nature-o-phobia. Raccoons are not dangerous unless you ATTACK them!!! I’ve hand fed wild mother raccoons. They are very smart and gentle. City slickers….

    • @nancykraus5127
      @nancykraus5127 14 днів тому +4

      @@5400bowen That is why I laughed so hard over that video. The stadium is a Philadelphia team but First Union built their stadium about 45 minutes south of Philly in Chester. It is an urban area they are in but there are wooded parks all over the city. I am in a section of the city cut off from the rest of it by Interstate 95 and I have Crozer Arboretum down the street and Chester Park only about 10 blocks away. We get deer, raccoons, skunks, owls, hawks, the occasional turkey buzzard, and there is even a male groundhog that overwinters under my neighbors shed. Yet, I am within the city limits of Chester. It is not all so urban and run down from lack of jobs as the waterfront area is. We get a different kind of wildlife up here. We get the furry kind. LOL

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 14 днів тому +13

    As a Meidas Touch fan due to it's honesty along with all the great accurate, hilarious late night comedians!

  • @pennygleeson5029
    @pennygleeson5029 15 днів тому +181

    The utter shamelessness of the repug congresspeople who are flouting the law about the gag order is astonishing - what happened to honour & the ' party of law & order ' 😡😡😡

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 15 днів тому

      died with the election of bush jr. went off the rails with the election of obama. and became a cult under a dumbass.

    • @stephenstjohn5239
      @stephenstjohn5239 15 днів тому

      @@zerozip3426 Thus proving,,once again, that Rethug voters have no honor and no decency.

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 15 днів тому +15

      @@zerozip3426 you obviously know nothing about economics.

    • @CactusGal
      @CactusGal 14 днів тому +13

      ​@@jannetteberends8730And even less about character.

    • @jackboot3946
      @jackboot3946 14 днів тому +5

      @@jannetteberends8730 Obviously knows zero-zip about economics.... or character.

  • @PyotrFrikadelle69
    @PyotrFrikadelle69 15 днів тому +416

    The republican party is actually a joke now

    • @gogreen7794
      @gogreen7794 15 днів тому +54

      It's been a joke for some time. The joke went over the head of too many Americans for too long.

    • @nebulousvoid
      @nebulousvoid 15 днів тому +23

      Jokes are funny.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 15 днів тому +1

      @@nebulousvoid - I'd say they look, um...
      SAD.
      You know, like an orphan with no arms,
      and no legs...
      Oh, with PROGERIA!
      (very few Colbert fans get the reference)

    • @kefinkamed
      @kefinkamed 15 днів тому +5

      Now? 😂

    • @tystkanin9996
      @tystkanin9996 14 днів тому +12

      They are a parody of themselves. Jokes are supposed to be funny not scary.

  • @TheSunAndTheMoonrising
    @TheSunAndTheMoonrising 14 днів тому +2

    Laughter and smiling raises your vibrations and makes you feel better...Thank you for Laughter..
    Bear medicine is strong in this one!!!..Lmao!!

  • @CutePuma23
    @CutePuma23 14 днів тому +11

    Truly your writers have been POPPING OFF!!!! The writer's strike really was worth it because goddamn you can TELL that they're finally excited to be properly compensated for their work and that they've been given new-found respect. Especially since Colbert and other talk show comedians tried their hand at running a comedy podcast. Awesome job guys, it really feels like you're having fun over there!!! And it shows through with your killer monologues

  • @HelynnHeels
    @HelynnHeels 15 днів тому +51

    It's time for all the late night hosts to go to the court building and hold "speeches" outside opposite of where the congress people are making theirs. See who the press gravitates to most. It would be a gas.

    • @Oneshot8242
      @Oneshot8242 14 днів тому +2

      I'm surprised that there isn't a YT channel dedicated to showing the crowd sizes at the various rallies, etc.

    • @cherylkiley6373
      @cherylkiley6373 14 днів тому +7

      That would be totally awesome!!!😂

    • @gaylesankey402
      @gaylesankey402 14 днів тому +6

      Oh my gosh! What a great idea! They could all dress the same but not like the repugs did lol

  • @26beegee
    @26beegee 15 днів тому +57

    Gaetz looks and acts just like Quagmire on The Family Guy.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 14 днів тому +4

      If Quagmire and Butthead had a baby

    • @bee-sg1qf
      @bee-sg1qf 14 днів тому

      You are so right

  • @leeleeleelee7567
    @leeleeleelee7567 14 днів тому +4

    Love Stephen ❤️ He always makes me laugh 😃

  • @loismiller7742
    @loismiller7742 14 днів тому +2

    Your show tonight will go down in the history of TV! Really well done. Bravo to your writers and performance.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 15 днів тому +98

    “ heard you’re free on Wednesday’s”
    Let’s get ready to ramble

  • @joniskibo5910
    @joniskibo5910 15 днів тому +146

    HOPE Jury Finds #TratiorTrump GUILTY
    .

    • @dozervin1
      @dozervin1 15 днів тому +2

      NO CRIME . SORRY

    • @calisto2735
      @calisto2735 15 днів тому +3

      ​@@dozervin1 rofl

    • @editor4578
      @editor4578 15 днів тому

      ​@@dozervin1conning stupid people?

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks 15 днів тому +6

      @@dozervin1 See you at Donnie's sentencing hearing! Will be wild!

    • @stephenstjohn5239
      @stephenstjohn5239 15 днів тому +2

      @@dozervin1 WRONG. NOT SORRY

  • @LiveInSydney
    @LiveInSydney 14 днів тому +3

    I was just on a cruise out of Sydney and I’m blown away how many support trump!!!!! I’m actually worried now

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 14 днів тому +1

      I hope people have learned from their mistakes. A video of January 6th should be played at each polling station.

  • @climateprotections8991
    @climateprotections8991 14 днів тому +4

    We are glad that Joe💙Biden is President🇱🇷.

  • @MrPhotodoc
    @MrPhotodoc 15 днів тому +65

    Stephen hit it out of the park with his Helium hounding of *hump.

  • @cpmf2112
    @cpmf2112 15 днів тому +157

    Trump's dingle berries show up to support him. 🙄

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 14 днів тому

      Good, because the "dingleberries" between his legs aren't working well.

    • @KiloMintoni-kg4kn
      @KiloMintoni-kg4kn 14 днів тому +2

      Nasti'!!

    • @greenegirlsstudio101
      @greenegirlsstudio101 14 днів тому +2

      Trump & the DingleBerries... lmfao

    • @pamjones8007
      @pamjones8007 14 днів тому +1

      It reminds me of the manson, women shaving their head and crawling on their hands and feet around the courtroom

    • @firstlast-tp7zo
      @firstlast-tp7zo 14 днів тому +1

      One of his most ardent trolls calls herself Debbie Dingleberry. 😂 I

  • @rubincarter3904
    @rubincarter3904 14 днів тому +2

    I just love Mr. Colbert- great humour & never foul mouthed. 😂😂

  • @samtattle4656
    @samtattle4656 14 днів тому +2

    Where is rock bottom with Trump? I thought we were there, but the bottom keeps falling out.

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 15 днів тому +29

    Looking forward to Trump's upcoming docuseries...
    "From The Penthouse, To The White House, To The Courthouse, To The Big House: Donald Trump's Road To Prison"
    (currently in preproduction)

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 15 днів тому +3

      You forgot to add Poor House

  • @wildwisdomjourneys7221
    @wildwisdomjourneys7221 15 днів тому +33

    Trail of chicken nuggets to a cliff… 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @RKing-dy1uv
      @RKing-dy1uv 15 днів тому +7

      Honey Mustard Be-LOOOOWWWW! 😂

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 15 днів тому +5

      And then his lemmings will follow him over the edge.

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 14 днів тому +8

    That's so random that a raccoon would just enter the football field. That was probably one of the funniest Chase moments I've ever seen. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm just thinking the whole time "are they going to get it are they going to get it?! Aaaaah THEY DID IT "

  • @JF-us2dx
    @JF-us2dx 14 днів тому +3

    I think Colbert killed Louis with the recorder. Someone make sure he's OK or at least has stopped laughing. lmfao.

  • @gingerhadley
    @gingerhadley 15 днів тому +37

    It doesn't matter how dirty the defense is. Cohen provided the documents that prove Trump's malfeasance.

  • @NigelLouis-he8yc
    @NigelLouis-he8yc 15 днів тому +573

    A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT

    • @LaDemocrazia
      @LaDemocrazia 14 днів тому +15

      America's embarrassment number ONE. Greetings from Europe

    • @Yve55
      @Yve55 14 днів тому +10

      And to the world 🌎

    • @siswohlslagel8919
      @siswohlslagel8919 14 днів тому +9

      Was he ever legally president?? 🤯

    • @penelopesimpsonadams624
      @penelopesimpsonadams624 14 днів тому

      It is not just him, it is his terrorist party.

    • @erikkarsies4851
      @erikkarsies4851 14 днів тому +2

      Yes he is and Micheal Cohen is a total embarrassment also.

  • @beverlys1737
    @beverlys1737 14 днів тому +2

    Stephen, my good sir, you have achieved maximum humorousness. Well done:)

  • @RebeccaMooreFrey
    @RebeccaMooreFrey 14 днів тому +5

    YOU ARE HYSTERICAL STEPHEN COLBERT, AS ARE YOUR WRITERS! BRAVO!

  • @bramverhees755
    @bramverhees755 15 днів тому +11

    “At what point are we rooting for the raccoon?”
    Immediately.

  • @Camel-shitAshesStardustHeroes
    @Camel-shitAshesStardustHeroes 15 днів тому +43

    ☀️Daily reminder☀️
    Regarding "judge" Cannon and her trump protecting antics:
    Glenn Kirschner, in a recent video on his channel, explains step-by-step how every concerned & angry American can file a judicial misconduct complaint form with the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals to insist that Cannon be removed from the case and a fair, impartial, and independent judge be assigned trump's federal case in Florida.
    The video is titled:
    *"Judge Aileen Cannon's Bias Is Showing."*
    (I've tried posting the link, but youtube won't render it visible.)
    What do you have to lose, good people, go for it!
    👊 ⚖️ 👊
    As a foreigner, all I can do is to spread the word about this recourse which Mr. Kirschner presents you Americans with.
    This is something _everyone_ can do, and I encourage you all to get the word out here on youtube as well as to family, friends, relatives, and acquaintances.
    *Good luck, and thank you!*
    🇳🇴 ♥️ 🇺🇸

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 15 днів тому +3

      Thanks!

    • @joancooney7724
      @joancooney7724 15 днів тому +3

      Does the Midas Touch podcast know off this link, they have a big platform ?

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 15 днів тому +2

      Interesting how some tell us foreigners to "keep our noses out," while so many more are very appreciative of the support. When Joe wins again, we'll _all_ be able to breathe easier.

    • @Camel-shitAshesStardustHeroes
      @Camel-shitAshesStardustHeroes 13 днів тому

      @sheilaboston7051
      Yes, it is. I've been met with my share of the "Mind your own business!" retorts.
      To which I sometimes (in a general direction, having stopped long ago to directly reply to what might very probably be russian bots) reply that "That's NOT the sentiment I see from you trumpists the few (very very few!) times I stumble over a trump-praising comment made by a foreigner..."
      But as you say, there are so many more that are grateful for our support hereabouts, and many of them have even moved me, in return, with their heartfelt replies.
      And yup, it's definitely worth it, doing what little one can, from abroad, to help USA maintain their democracy (and sanity).
      Because what our little planet least needs is a climate change denying fascist regime.

  • @pablocruise678
    @pablocruise678 14 днів тому +1

    Charades at the Colbert house might be fun!

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula 13 днів тому +1

    *Blanche:* “I want the TRUTH!”
    *Cohen:* “….uh, I just said it.”
    Sorkin, eat your heart out.

  • @josephmatuszak3855
    @josephmatuszak3855 15 днів тому +59

    You mean showed up for Trump's "immoral support?"

  • @Heartandsilliness
    @Heartandsilliness 15 днів тому +52

    After being a teacher, music teacher, included the recorder. When you pulled one out and played…..My left eye started twitching . Flashbacks. 😂😬

  • @fishonkayakadventure
    @fishonkayakadventure 14 днів тому +1

    "GET THE HAMMER!!!"
    fking dying over here bro, that shit was funny af

  • @user-vq2mc1yf8z
    @user-vq2mc1yf8z 14 днів тому +7

    Why doesn't this man have an Oscar

    • @jimslancio
      @jimslancio 13 днів тому

      He does have a few Emmys, doesn't he?

  • @radagastbrown9001
    @radagastbrown9001 15 днів тому +163

    Biden wins, Trump whines.

    • @cornhead6469
      @cornhead6469 14 днів тому

      China Joe for jail

    • @Justusson
      @Justusson 14 днів тому +4

      🤞

    • @-erm2918
      @-erm2918 14 днів тому

      T-shirt

    • @MicraVentures
      @MicraVentures 14 днів тому

      You have a population of over a billion. You can’t pick even one competent leader who isn’t an old man who can barely function? Not one? Really? If it’s too much effort to even do the bare minimum you may as well just slap in a not-completely-horrible king and sit back down.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 15 днів тому +232

    I hope Donnie doesn't chicken out of the debates... the spectacle itself will be like watching a Twilight Zone episode and the Late Show jokes will be even better!

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 15 днів тому +23

      But you know that the coward will.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 15 днів тому +8

      We'll all be able to watch him sun-downing, unless he's drugged up, like last time.

    • @davidthomaschwclmt5925
      @davidthomaschwclmt5925 15 днів тому +8

      He will guaranteed not do any debates

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd 15 днів тому +1

      They're already working on it 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @RuthBhmand
      @RuthBhmand 15 днів тому

      Tumpity will interrupt, lie, ramble incoherently, strutt, call the mediater a fake, tell every second sentence how the election is rigged, refuse to reveal tax documents.
      My bingo card is full.
      Oh and we haven’t seen Melanoma for ages, if he wins , she stays, when he is absolutely losing she is going.

  • @Independentman369
    @Independentman369 14 днів тому +1

    Stephen Colbert put me in belly laughs with his delivery of amazing wonderful monologues written by the talented writers on his team

  • @tiffanyanderson9437
    @tiffanyanderson9437 14 днів тому +2

    I think Stephen has fully recovered from his appendectomy. 💪

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 15 днів тому +128

    You don't wanna know what Lauren Boebert does if you say Beetlejuice three times.

  • @nyerineu3388
    @nyerineu3388 14 днів тому +79

    'Scam, Sham, the code names for Eric & Don Jr.'.....classic!

  • @ChrisM-tn3hx
    @ChrisM-tn3hx 14 днів тому +1

    I would have started watching soccer ages ago if I thought they would just release a raccoon on the field every so often. Or a tiger for that matter... I can appreciate the raccoon for not grabbing his knee and going down the first time one of his pursuers made contact with him.
    That little fellow worked as hard as anyone else on the field for the entertainment of the crowd. They should sign him on.

  • @marygillmeister6013
    @marygillmeister6013 14 днів тому +4

    Well this was a keeper. The helium balloon, the Munchkin song, the Rat Summit, the raccoon. But most of all Colbert on the recorder absolutely made me cry with laughter 😂😂😂

  • @12thDecember
    @12thDecember 14 днів тому +51

    "Don't hurt him!" Bless that announcer. ♥

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 15 днів тому +47

    Stephen just about slayed Cato with that recorder bit.
    Gotta do a bit for the band every now and then.

  • @Hawkwinter01
    @Hawkwinter01 14 днів тому +2

    The sound department needs a raise after dealing with that flute. Yikes. Enjoyed the jokes, but I couldn't help but wince at the flute playing.

  • @ASHl33164
    @ASHl33164 14 днів тому +1

    “This is marvelous entertainment!” I was waiting for someone to say “I’d rather watch this raccoon catching action than the game! Let him run!!!” 😂

  • @WilliesGarden
    @WilliesGarden 15 днів тому +48

    Guess the cult showed in matching outfits when no family or friends show for five weeks. _That_ ought to be a short funeral precession.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 14 днів тому +6

      People will want to make sure.

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 14 днів тому +6

      @@paulgibbon5991 Wooden stake or silver bullet? I'm thinking both, just to be on the safe side.

    • @melodytenisch6232
      @melodytenisch6232 14 днів тому +2

      😂😂😂❤😂

    • @melodytenisch6232
      @melodytenisch6232 14 днів тому

      ​@paulgibbon5991 👍 👍

    • @melodytenisch6232
      @melodytenisch6232 14 днів тому +2

      ​@@jpdemer5🎯

  • @ianmaidment2258
    @ianmaidment2258 15 днів тому +51

    Best late night show 🎉

  • @bluegreenglue6565
    @bluegreenglue6565 14 днів тому +1

    Helium balloon AND a piper segment?? Love it!

  • @ratgirl13
    @ratgirl13 14 днів тому +2

    Biden’s a biter…😂 Stephen you’re so funny and on point.

  • @mr.joshua6818
    @mr.joshua6818 15 днів тому +210

    If he doesn't get convicted of SOMETHING then all these trials will have been for nothing.

    • @therrydicule
      @therrydicule 15 днів тому +9

      I disagree with that view. It showed that there is a rule of law where someone more than suspected can be on trial - even if he was the president.
      And that might chill some politicians.
      I'm not sure a lot of people would get that this is close to how the system should work, though. Well, to a point - the American shouldn't have elected Trump, but one of the elements of check and balance works. Very slowly, but it works.

    • @HairynosedWombat163
      @HairynosedWombat163 15 днів тому +4

      And taxpayers dollars.

    • @mr.joshua6818
      @mr.joshua6818 15 днів тому

      @@therrydicule agree with pretty much all of that. The main issue is how people will view the justice system if the prosecutor in New York showed up with Cohen being his Ace witness. Willis already made herself look ridiculous, so we don't need another loss.

    • @angelabennett8245
      @angelabennett8245 15 днів тому +4

      All that taxpayer money wasted.

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 15 днів тому +9

      @@therrydicule It will be proven to work if he goes to prison for his crimes.

  • @MikeMike11777
    @MikeMike11777 15 днів тому +51

    Laugh Out Loud - So Funny! I love this guy!

  • @natiliee.s.5476
    @natiliee.s.5476 14 днів тому +1

    10:29
    My stomach hurts 😂
    This man is hilarious 🤣
    Edit: Get the hammer 🔨

  • @patriciadupont6930
    @patriciadupont6930 14 днів тому +2

    Stephen, you’re crazy but it feels so good to laugh out loud. Your pied piper skit was hilarious.

  • @elizabethsmith8568
    @elizabethsmith8568 15 днів тому +190

    Right, speak for yourself you don't speak for me, you speak for your kissing Trump ring and your Republican party and whatever they promise you. Voting Blue💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇸💙💙💙💙

  • @baconbitzlol
    @baconbitzlol 15 днів тому +11

    I like how the first commentator asked "at what point are we rooting for the raccoon?" And the second responded with "Go, Raccoon, run!", indicating that that point had long passed.

  • @Chetterhummin88990
    @Chetterhummin88990 14 днів тому +2

    “Those teeth are in their teens” is pure gold

  • @KristinaKarina
    @KristinaKarina 14 днів тому +1

    @5:00 - if Cohen had have rebutted, "YOu want the Truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" would have been perfect!!!

  • @CelesteRAdams
    @CelesteRAdams 15 днів тому +52

    Stephen Colbert is the gift that keep on giving!

  • @Ancient_Pollyanna
    @Ancient_Pollyanna 15 днів тому +37

    Where can I thumbs-up more than once and not get arrested? .... brilliant.

  • @uniquelyunique1
    @uniquelyunique1 14 днів тому +1

    LOL! When he requested a cobra while playing the flute I immediately thought of Ron Burgundy. 😄

  • @myco_chaotix
    @myco_chaotix 14 днів тому +1

    I rooted for the raccoon immediately