One of the first things I was shown when learning was a slideshow of crash victims dead bodies. Wouldn't ever recommend those kinds of educational programs
All of that reminded me somehow of "amazing" bootleg Polish game translations that were made by russians - We got quality things like intruction that said "SHIFT - Run" was translated to something like "SHIFT - Soldier walk quickly" and all of dialogues were voiced over by one russian guy with heavy accent who had problems speaking Polish and recorded everything with shitty mike - Man those were the days.
To be fair, are there any non-native Polish speakers who DON'T have problems speaking Polish? Hell, even native speakers take decades to fully get the hang of it from what my dad's told me.
@@VinchVolt To be fair - Polish language can be really stupid and sometimes even more complicated than have any rights to be, but most of this are usually a grammar things and conjugation - Children for the most part can speak polish without any problems and it's more about learning the grammar because letters like "U" and "Ó" sounds exactly the same but are consider different letters and we have more of them like "rz"/"ż", "h/ch" or that case when if you put letter "P" before "RZ" then "RZ" for some reason start to be pronounced like "SZ", but like I said it's more a problems you encounter when you write, than when you speak. Problem with the way he speak is more related to the fact that the guy probably didn't even understand what he was reading, because most of things he said often don't make any sense, he sometimes mistakes characters and uses unnatural phrases like "We have unpleasantness" instead of typical "We have troubles" and well - He just sounds so goofy everytime he says something.
@@riam850 I see; well that's good to know. I myself am half-Polish on my dad's side (my mom's side being Korean), so much of what I know about Poland and Polish come from him. That said he only really spent his early childhood and adolescence in Poland (to the point where he claims that he speaks English with a Polish accent and Polish with an English accent), so make of that what you will.
9:10 Voice actor? It's just lecture. It's common in the Eastern European countries to not ahve dubbing of English movies, but just have English movies with their audio quieted down and a lecturer speaking over it, who translates what the characters say in the most motivational way
ok but did you ever have to watch the british don't text and drive PSA where a bunch of teenagers die violently in a 3 car pile-up, and the only survivor is a young girl who keeps asking her now dead parents to wake up? or the American don't text and drive PSA where the driver gets her head impaled on a fucjing 2X4?
@@collinarter2470 as an American, i watched red asphalt, which i remember having people's brains splattered on pavement and generally graphic crash scenes
@@Zappa_boi That was later down the track, But in XP he said growing up, all he did was paint and mastered it. (Not word for word, but something along the lines of)
God I hate how he plays all the games with the same translation I had when I was a kid. Apparently the missing sound in fighting force was intentional in the translation lol
The way Joel excitedly said "death" after the guy who said death in russian was wholesome ngl he was like that kid whose parent bought them a lollipop without asking PFF
I hope Joel gets to watch a Dingo Pictures with the English dialogue - then he'll get to see such gems as "Your father the black panther is your father?"
brings back memories of my grandpa torrenting movies off russian trackers that always had terrible overdubbed audio with what sounded like the same 2 voice actors for every movie
Watching this and being Russian makes this video extra spicy. Tbh, I liked those dubs in the games. They have that "early 90-s translation"-kind of feeling.
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"Please Don't Be Tiddies"
This already is good.
"DO NOT ENTER BAYONETTA"
So, we meet again
QuazzleTheQaz sex faild
"Sextendo"
*" f u c k y o u "*
Joel?
JOEL!!???
9:20
Dyuk Nookem: dies
Russian translator: OOOHHH, SO GOOD! (ОООУУ, КАК ПРИЯТНО!)
i never knew Nook Dooky was so kinky
kniortf
I never knew duke was a masochist.
I had that version of the disk on the PSone for real xD Много таких было дисков на соньку) приписка "Русская версия"))
@@seerofmind3929 I had an anthology of Duke Nukem games on PS1 with crappy translations.
The russian MK4 fatality line is just the dude saying "death"
Тем временем джоел: смелт
@@herznait Смет
СМИЕЕТ
Смэээрт
Well, he's not wrong
I fell asleep while watching some of Joel’s videos and as I was waking up, the first thing that I saw was this:
3:34
how do you sleep to joel's loud laughing and the game's loud sounds?? are you a tank??
@@six_buck_dlc probably
but it probably has something to do with my horrible sleep schedule
I saw 13:11 at 7 in the morning, when I woke up.
w i d e
w i d e
Well you see Joel, in America, when learning to drive, 90% of the process is learning that you could die at a moment's notice
the system is a great teacher
@@walkingonneedles uhh, that's a uhhhhhh RDR picture! HELL YEAH, oh yeah, fuck you guys America number one super fun time holocaust 4
I too remember watching Red Asphalt 3.
One of the first things I was shown when learning was a slideshow of crash victims dead bodies. Wouldn't ever recommend those kinds of educational programs
And yet people still don't listen somehow!
ah yes, all my memories
Didn't expect to find you here
Coomer broleg watching jobel
Nyet
Обожаю игры от Секстендо, а ты?
I truly despise how the mouth of the crocodile matches what Joel is saying at 11:42
FUCK I DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL I SAW THIS...HOLY SHIT
DINGO PICTURES !?!?!?
11:54 too sorta
Just like the time when joel went to America
inversion Sorta? It fits perfectly imo
9:47
ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ˢᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ
9:50
i dont understand : (
All of that reminded me somehow of "amazing" bootleg Polish game translations that were made by russians - We got quality things like intruction that said "SHIFT - Run" was translated to something like "SHIFT - Soldier walk quickly" and all of dialogues were voiced over by one russian guy with heavy accent who had problems speaking Polish and recorded everything with shitty mike - Man those were the days.
why did you disrespect my man Mike like that
To be fair, are there any non-native Polish speakers who DON'T have problems speaking Polish? Hell, even native speakers take decades to fully get the hang of it from what my dad's told me.
@@VinchVolt To be fair - Polish language can be really stupid and sometimes even more complicated than have any rights to be, but most of this are usually a grammar things and conjugation - Children for the most part can speak polish without any problems and it's more about learning the grammar because letters like "U" and "Ó" sounds exactly the same but are consider different letters and we have more of them like "rz"/"ż", "h/ch" or that case when if you put letter "P" before "RZ" then "RZ" for some reason start to be pronounced like "SZ", but like I said it's more a problems you encounter when you write, than when you speak.
Problem with the way he speak is more related to the fact that the guy probably didn't even understand what he was reading, because most of things he said often don't make any sense, he sometimes mistakes characters and uses unnatural phrases like "We have unpleasantness" instead of typical "We have troubles" and well - He just sounds so goofy everytime he says something.
@@riam850 I see; well that's good to know. I myself am half-Polish on my dad's side (my mom's side being Korean), so much of what I know about Poland and Polish come from him. That said he only really spent his early childhood and adolescence in Poland (to the point where he claims that he speaks English with a Polish accent and Polish with an English accent), so make of that what you will.
walk quickly
6:12
ПОБЕДА СКОРПИОНА
С М Е Р Т Ь
ФАТАЛИТИ
СМЕТ
Не совсем смертельный, но достаточно близкий! (Translation: Not quite the fatality but close enough!)😅
CMET
СМЕТ
4:59 *T O R N A D O T W I S T E R 2*
*ПОМОЩЬ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*НА ПОМОЩЬ
@@itapple53 I don't speak SUKA BLYAT so, unlimited Google Translate works
Помощ (pomosch) means "help" (the noun) in Russian.
Just saving other people a Google Translate trip.
@@Major003 you mean... Помощь?
Monokuma Ewwww, брух why try to use the language when you can’t?
9:10
Voice actor? It's just lecture.
It's common in the Eastern European countries to not ahve dubbing of English movies, but just have English movies with their audio quieted down and a lecturer speaking over it, who translates what the characters say in the most motivational way
TherealScrable Oh god, don’t remind me. Literally anything, movies, tv shows, anime, porn etc etc.
literally every TV show here in Hungary is like that, except for cartoons and some sitcoms
I mean, we do have lecturers in movies here in Poland, but I have never seen a single cartoon with a lecturer.
@@wheelchair1410 I'm pretty sure The Simpsons have a lector for some reason.
@@BigBrezzy I used to watch it on TV while I was a kid. As far as I remember, there were only subtitles.
3:34 mr clean has been sentenced to death by explosive expansion
lethal injection
You have violated the law, now you will perish by way of "The Thiccening".
wide.
*w i d e*
*i n f l a t i o n*
13:11
*Spiderman:* I have to go further.
*Joel:* No!
*Spiderman:* O_O
"All my friends are skeletons" - Vargskelethor
_rAtTLe mE BoNes_
@Farmagud SPOONMAN!
Push me to the edge
MEESTER KLEEN
pockypurse all my friends are bones
6:34 I didn't even realize Joel doing that voice, thought it was actually the game
"imagine showing that to someone learning how to drive"
If only Joel knew how violent modern drivers ed courses are
ok but did you ever have to watch the british don't text and drive PSA where a bunch of teenagers die violently in a 3 car pile-up, and the only survivor is a young girl who keeps asking her now dead parents to wake up? or the American don't text and drive PSA where the driver gets her head impaled on a fucjing 2X4?
@@collinarter2470 as an American, i watched red asphalt, which i remember having people's brains splattered on pavement and generally graphic crash scenes
@@collinarter2470 Okay but what about that one psa where a dude flips his car into a park and crushes a bunch of kindergarteners?
@@Brainwave101 can't say I've seen that one.
ive never seen them tbh i dont even know if germany has some violent drive ed
12:47 One of the greatest face reveals in the history of UA-cam.
UUUUUUUUUGH UUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH
*I'M FUCKING PISSED >:(*
UUUUU-
UUUUUU-
UUUU-
*Electrocutes joel's ears*
*(starts elecroduced Joel's stream)*
ooOOOÕHH OOH THAT SUPER POWERS GETTING IN MY BRAIN
@@Silver_Swan_MK2 OOOAAAHHH SPIDERS IN MY HEAD!1!1!1!! AAAAAAAAH-
regular water: нет
vodka: 2:45
thank you for another great video Jobel
Oh hey рэндом тайпек
a funeral
@@GeneralCitizen ты уверен?
aeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeae
TYPEK I HAVE FOUND YOU-
13:03
Electro so pissed he electrocuted joel's ears
11:31 the return of a legend. Pantherk
I fucking lost it
@Mialisus time stamp?
11:43 yo Joel's execution with the croc was actually flawless
Sextendo is my favorite game developer.
Sex Again?
same
End sex
My favourite game of theirs? Sextris.
Dirty mind.
0:57 Today I learned that Joel is a great drawer.
If you've watched the XP destruction. You'll see just how talented Joel is with MS paint.
@@TheSolidMidgetOfficial or his pokedraw video
@@Zappa_boi That was later down the track, But in XP he said growing up, all he did was paint and mastered it. (Not word for word, but something along the lines of)
Well he drew fren
The fact that you could barely hear his voice screaming at 5:00 makes me worried about how loud that game was when he streamed it...
Trust me, seeing the fullstream by that point was fucking brutal! Like ear rape to the maximum level!
TORNADO
5:08 the return of Tornado Tweester!!
*T O R N A H D O*
H R Y A T
Т О Р Н А Д О
*W E L C O M E T O T W E S T E R*
8:19 It still boggles my mind that a bootleg game was made just to be a cheap vehicle for some watered-down Captain Pronin episodes
c a p t a i n
p r o t e g e n t
Less than 30 seconds in we have “sextendo”
Oh boy this is gonna be good
That duke nukem game is the epitome of classic rentals.
Like “shit I can’t get past the first level guess I need to return it”.
wtf it's you again
Didn’t expect to see you here
It's been a long time since ive seen you
@@TheUnsensored same haven't seen this dude in a while
Pajamapants Jack? It's been years since I heard that name...
one of my favorite jokes Joel does is when something get suddenly loud and he's screaming in the distance.
Don’t forget the “TORNÀDO TWEESTRE!!!”
Careful Joel. You might accidently spawn another GRANDDAD moment with these bootlegs.
C 123 oh no....
@@brisking OH YES
het
Нет!
ПРА ДЕД 7
12:39 Человек-Паук 2!
*Spiderman sneaks to you in the brain.*
Some sweetish guy on an English stream playing Russians bootleg on a Japanese console
Mr. Worldwide
That is pizdec,nu serijozno.
sweetish :)
@@zerir.3726sweetiekins :)
7:18 I can't love enouth the way Joel gigles like a child.
The best part is I understand every single part of this
W H A T A S U C K
Лол, как ты это понимаешь блять, мне кажется, что они на украинском говорят
@@timel9269 3 языка в 1 видео:
Английский
Русский
Джоелевый
wut
2:02 judging by all the Russian dash cam footage I’ve watched on UA-cam, I think this is pretty accurate.
9:28
My Russian friend sent me this at 5:00 AM
Nice reference
When you and your sibling Start a fight
7:35
Trivia: Fighting Force was originally supposed to be the fourth Streets of Rage game.
streets of rage but it's only max
Soon we're getting real SOR4
Fighting Force was the shit. I had it on the 64 and it was a pretty damn fun game.
Is that why it has Go Straight??
@@sambradley9091 Wait, it does? I'mma have to check that out.
9:20 - he said "у как приятно" which means "oooh how pleasent" LOL
The 10:50 bootleg is actually german masterpiece from Dingo pictures, they also made Alladin and some other Disney bootlegs.
Dingo pictures works with phoenix games in a way. It's hard to explain.
Phoenix Games-Caddicarus’ worst enemy-related to Dingo Pictures
And Heracles
Joel ability to draw stick figures has greatly improved over the years
God I hate how he plays all the games with the same translation I had when I was a kid.
Apparently the missing sound in fighting force was intentional in the translation lol
Chepless you are russian?
The worst part of these translations is the fact that even movies are translated and dubbed this way
@@TheSaemiProduction Yeah, was born in early 2000s and had a PS1 with a bunch of poorly translated games. Still have them actually lol..
@@chepless2785 How about my boy Aladdin in Nasira's Revenge? Do you have that one?
@@NeoDerikik I actually recall having it, never played it to the end though, my save file got corrupted at some point.
12:40 he literally said ,,Human Spider 2" hahahaha
That is how we say it
that's how spider man is called in russia
not really, that's just how spider man is called in Russia
The ps1 intro used to scare the shit out of me when i was a kid
The disc error still haunts me to this day
Personified Fear
Fearful Harmony
@@dante7302 the ps2 disc error haunts me
It was too cool for us
7:35 I swear the witch was cussing him out lmao
Lmao, yeah, she was. But even i can't process all of that shit
@@daff-ek7ns it has some regional accent and some bandit-like speech pattern slapped onto it soooo it's absolutely incomprehensible
I have to know where does that Audio clip come from?
Joel be like “*WÄELL*”
For full effect put the * outside the "
@@Haispawner no You see the * is to simulate his lip puckering before saying it.
" *wäell* "
@@oofsong9496 mug moment
4:54 the best part is you can faintly hear joel panicking in the background
And that scream 😂
The funny thing is I'm Russian and I know English a little, so I m more of a fan of all this stuff there when you died "Oh, yeah, that's nice"
I'm sorry if I made mistakes in your language
@@tpetya7483 sori for bed ingland
Your english is pretty good! Don't worry
Don't worry! You'll get better at English
@@tpetya7483 Honestly you'd be surprised how bad you can mess up English and still be understandable. Your English is good
The way Joel excitedly said "death" after the guy who said death in russian was wholesome ngl he was like that kid whose parent bought them a lollipop without asking PFF
It's a good day when Joel uploads
I Read this as _It's a good day until Joel uploads_
Never in my life i thought i'd hear Buggs Bunny say Cyka Blyat in my life i was wrong...
7:40
Traffic in russia: 2:01
Joel: THIS IS AN EDUCATIONAL GAME!!!
“68 traffic deaths this year”
WHAT
3:22 It's always a pleasure to hear that ''RATTLE ME BONES'' once again
Blessed video already
HELL AND EVEN TORNADO TWISTER
This is the best video ever
4:42-4:50 People's reaction to Classic Sonic's music in Forces, summed up in a few seconds
Ghost Town is pretty good but the rest is either hit or critical miss
Also "classic" music in Superstars
That is such a stretch, @@IDHLEB
2:00 when you get a strike on bowling
Tv screen:
That stick figure animation was the best ting ive seen this year.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Pronin
8:17 "Attention! Every call through our telecommunications, the company will cost you $100"
To fix you there, it's actually "Every call though our telecommunication company will cost you $100."
Рассказчик: Гнать всегда, везде...
Джоел: PIZDE
😳
Ну не различил Джоел "везде" от "пизде", ну бывает.
Ну бывает)
3:54 i love how joel says it like he really cared about him
*4:41*
The Twister Zone 2: *_Sonic The Russian Tornado_*
TORNADO
*WELCOME TO HRÁT*
KONEC HRY
*TUNAHDOE*
I am russian and i scared of what i see and hear
Edit:Guys really thanks for your likes you all amazing!
this video must be a fever dream lmao
Я с тобой в этом деле.
Привет комрад!
demonslayer 64 Правильное слово «товарищ». Вы западный шпион. Вас ждут в штабе КГБ.
I feel completely lost already so I don't know how I'd feel if I knew what they were all saying
I'm real scared to know what follows after that shot of the fireman boots....
That being said if some poor bastard has a link let me know.
Same here
I have to know!
Same here too.
spoiler: it's gay porno
Even though it’s a moment, the music sounds like it’s one of those hardcore ones
Gives me conniptions
11:17 Cursed animation
Out of ur friends which are u?
- Drug Freak
- Crazy A**
- 11:18
- The Fighter
It's been 3 or 4 years since I've heard or seen Captain Pronin. Good times
The way the squirrel goes "What are you doing?" at 11:34 made me spit out my lunch, oh fuckin 'ell
Joel finally remembered the channel password
1:18 doot DOOT D O O T
MOS KAW MOS KAW
@@axostierIVCLING CLANG CLASH CRASH METAL SFX
Yay, another upload!! Can’t wait for the next one a year later!!
9:20 Ooohhh, this feels so good
6:25 Literal Raiden God, I was in fucking tears when Joel dubbed over that cutscene. It was gold. 🤣😂
Completely random thing:
If you ever play Duke Nukem Forever with Russian Dub! I'll tell you, that Duke was voiced by Russian voice of Shrek
8:08 See? Even in Russia, they acknowledged the *BBQ Pit Boys!*
Не знаю, как вы, но я офигел, когда узнал, что по передаче 2002 года была сделана игра
6:52 my favorite part it cracks me to pieces
6:28-6:58
This is a really good voice! I wonder if you do any voice-acting?
Joel does this all the time, but i can see why he's good at this
In one of Joel's shareware madness. He replaces some audio with him being an idiot.
ua-cam.com/video/zF0IvvBR78w/v-deo.html
8:44 *BONK*
11:30 did he just say P A N T H E R K
"Who tf is Pantherk??"
"I dont f****** know"
Me: tell me something I don’t know
My friend: did you know your breathing oxygen?
Me: 1:52
"I open-mouthed kissed a horse, once."
Bugs Bunny saying “Suka Bllyyaaat!” made my day.
1:52 that sum up my life
I hope Joel gets to watch a Dingo Pictures with the English dialogue - then he'll get to see such gems as "Your father the black panther is your father?"
I still want to know more about that firefighter video.
GachiBASS
btw search playing with fire gachimuchi,♂you♂are♂welcome♂
Three words: California Big Hunks
5:29 Russian Mortal Kombat 4 will never get old.
12:49 Bruh he looks like Gordon in HL1
The noise rock that plays throughout the Captain Pronin game sounds like the beginning of some ACDC song nobody likes to acknowledge anymore.
13:34 ＥＬＥＣＴＲＩＣ ＢＯＤＹＢＵＩＬＤＥＲ ＦＲＯＭ ＲＵＳＳＩＡ
7:59 Ayy it's Captain Pronin
When u from russia and u laughing at all this crap.
Which city?
@@mineisstupid saratov
@@aaarrbbuuzz1285 Krasnoyarsk
Elektrrozavordsk
Altayskiy kray na svyazi
8:35 in my opinion, that looks like what darth Vader would look like if Star Wars was set in the medieval ages
4:11
Scott here.
I couldn't stop laughing how the way he said Goofy's fun house 10:12
sending this to my friend that speaks Russian. I need her reaction.
what did she say
update
Tell us, pls
literally just
uncontrollable laughing.
As a Russian i did’t understand shit that they were saying
brings back memories of my grandpa torrenting movies off russian trackers that always had terrible overdubbed audio with what sounded like the same 2 voice actors for every movie
3:56 - 5:24 COMEDY GOLD I WAS DYING TO TEARS REPEATING THAT PART BRUH DAMN
7:25 it look like Jojo Bizzare adventure Title
12:11 I ALMOST CHOKED HOLY SHIT LMAO
LMAOOOOO
выпал с того, что Капитана Пронина он назвал русским Дюком Ньюкемом
XD
А кто он? Маклейн смешанный со Шварцибальдом или как?
@@The-jy3yq I mean he's not wrong, просто смешно
1:41
Can't believe Joel's playing the REAL John Bokosuka Wars from SaltyBet
Watching this and being Russian makes this video extra spicy.
Tbh, I liked those dubs in the games. They have that "early 90-s translation"-kind of feeling.