Diablo Immortal in a Nutshell

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  • @CircleToonsHD
    @CircleToonsHD  Рік тому +1718

    If you wanna come see me at VidCon, you can find me here

  • @thienji4685
    @thienji4685 Рік тому +21962

    You gotta admit they made the most immersive Diablo yet. Really makes you feel like you’re in hell.

    • @chummthemad
      @chummthemad Рік тому +269

      The graphics are so “hot”

    • @ShiningLight
      @ShiningLight Рік тому +144

      this comment had me dying

    • @yahyathegameenjoyer
      @yahyathegameenjoyer Рік тому +167

      Task failed successfully I guesse

    • @sirog7116
      @sirog7116 Рік тому +2

      Burn in eternal torment of P2W .

    • @Hermanos22
      @Hermanos22 Рік тому +14

      Damn, nice to see this comment for the 6th time.

  • @draghicivlad2444
    @draghicivlad2444 Рік тому +7822

    "My brother, the powerful evil is here and you gave it your credit card info" Amazing line

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Рік тому +173

      And unfortunately we can't kill the powerful evil legally........

    • @DarkCT
      @DarkCT Рік тому +54

      this is a good line. no doubt.

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 Рік тому +6

      IKR

    • @hazemain3330
      @hazemain3330 Рік тому +5

      That's what I hoped you'd type so I can save muahahaha

    • @Ronaldo-eu1nz
      @Ronaldo-eu1nz Рік тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/3lUp2C0pS_Y/v-deo.html
      Finally it's here YES.

  • @rifatbobos
    @rifatbobos Рік тому +624

    For a mobile game, the level of immersion is incredible. Really feels like you're being tricked by the devil himself into playing a hellish game

    • @quotedotes
      @quotedotes Рік тому +13

      And the Devil works for Blizzard

    • @rikk319
      @rikk319 Рік тому +4

      Save your money and get a gaming laptop...with how much people are spending on mobile games, it makes sense.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek Рік тому +1062

    nah dude they just replaced the normal tedious in game grinding with real world grinding - way better

    • @amonynous9041
      @amonynous9041 Рік тому +36

      so immersive

    • @Time2Quack
      @Time2Quack Рік тому

      Yeah, this way it’s so much more in depth

    • @BillyWitchDoctorDotCom
      @BillyWitchDoctorDotCom Рік тому +8

      I love it when Video Games integrate my actual job 10/10

    • @johnstewart1404
      @johnstewart1404 Рік тому

      i wanna like your comment but it’s (as of right now) at 777 likes and i don’t want to mess it up

    • @mrfhd6227
      @mrfhd6227 Рік тому +3

      @@johnstewart1404 You can like the comment now.

  • @adamsharp9081
    @adamsharp9081 Рік тому +1436

    I like how the literal devil isn't even in charge of blizzard he just works there

    • @vashe9
      @vashe9 Рік тому +60

      The real boss is still Bobby

    • @AtariEric
      @AtariEric Рік тому +81

      @@vashe9 Satan takes one look at Kotick and says, "Jesus, even _I_ have limits."

    • @furrysunny1300
      @furrysunny1300 Рік тому +27

      It's research for his real job.
      Even he can't come up with torture as horrible as that of greedy game developers.

    • @PervyAutomaton
      @PervyAutomaton Рік тому +5

      Bobbys world everyone, we just live in it.

    • @Belanduraz
      @Belanduraz Рік тому +5

      He isn't the devil, Diablo is the Lord of Terror

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Рік тому +8385

    When the game isn’t a just “cash grab”, it’s a whole robbery.

    • @ContrastCopy
      @ContrastCopy Рік тому +5

      It walks up to you conks you on your head and runs your pockets, then charges you for it.

    • @r3zaful
      @r3zaful Рік тому +29

      The game just need a back to back events that rewards legendary crests for low spender and f2p catching up, those are mostly useless for whales since they already have more than enough, at least the gap wouldn't be that high.
      Honestly where tf blizzard took the idea from? There are more than enough successful fair gacha games to be copied like granblue fantasy or genshin, and they l choose to assault my eyes with shop pop up.

    • @Manwithabeard-xy7wy
      @Manwithabeard-xy7wy Рік тому +1

      Sup

    • @Amero2323
      @Amero2323 Рік тому +2

      You again! It's the guy! Why are you everywhere? How are you everywhere? You're here too? I see you everywhere!

    • @siosilvar
      @siosilvar Рік тому +12

      @@r3zaful The game just needs an entire redesign from the ground up. 1 in 2000 for a 5-star that needs 73 dupes? I will stick to my 1 in 10 needs-7-dupes games.

  • @fynnex1558
    @fynnex1558 Рік тому +93

    I remember when Diablo Immoral was announced in 2018. That guy who asked the right question was and is still a legend to this day.

    • @stylishmusic4012
      @stylishmusic4012 Рік тому +5

      What did he ask?

    • @diethylmalonate
      @diethylmalonate Рік тому +23

      ​@@stylishmusic4012 "is this an out of season April fool's joke"

    • @Forthakine
      @Forthakine 11 місяців тому +6

      @@diethylmalonatehe couldnt have asked a better question to be right about

    • @Jestrath
      @Jestrath 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@diethylmalonate that shit was savage. I lol'd so hard

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario Рік тому +583

    It's a game about fighting the forces of evil in Hell, and somehow people thought Blizzard, employing the literal Devil, would not be doing the most evil possible.

    • @gorbulationsmacari2823
      @gorbulationsmacari2823 Рік тому +4

      Atleast the Devil would be upfront and honest about being evil unlike Blizzard 🙃

    • @Zorander.
      @Zorander. Рік тому

      @@gorbulationsmacari2823 Ohh yeah right, because the devil would never lie to you about anything ever, like that never ever happened, that is totally not why we are on this f'ked up mortal plane instead of Eden, nope, the devil would never lie...
      lol what are you smoking dude? :D

    • @VolcomSt0wn
      @VolcomSt0wn Рік тому +2

      @@Zorander. have u watched the video? 1:21 - 1:28 obviously he is honest 🙃

  • @skelly1100
    @skelly1100 Рік тому +3147

    “Keep spending money, you’ll get there eventually!”
    -blizzard probably

    • @ZgermanGuy.
      @ZgermanGuy. Рік тому +2

      They came a long way from
      When its done

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 Рік тому +1

      @@ZgermanGuy. wym? Rip and tear?

    • @yeetman1344
      @yeetman1344 Рік тому

      no that's stewgameing

    • @Kira-pv4xq
      @Kira-pv4xq Рік тому +1

      Me who plays Diablo 3 eternal collection: I just find it by killing elites

    • @ZgermanGuy.
      @ZgermanGuy. Рік тому

      @@mihailmilev9909 no thats what they used to reply when a fan at a convention or Something asked when the next game would be complete. They had integrity in that way because they cared first and foremost about making a good game

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 Рік тому +3472

    The Devil working for Blizzard couldn't be more perfect of a statement

    • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
      @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 Рік тому +61

      I think that's very rude towards the devil

    • @EvilOverlord1662
      @EvilOverlord1662 Рік тому +49

      The implication that whoever runs Blizzard is more evil than The Devil is hilarious.

    • @rahl163
      @rahl163 Рік тому +20

      @@EvilOverlord1662 que the many photoshops of bobby kotick with devil horns.

    • @sythrus
      @sythrus Рік тому +15

      @@EvilOverlord1662 the devil is just an unpaid intern.

    • @EvilOverlord1662
      @EvilOverlord1662 Рік тому +4

      @@sythrus Of course Blizzard doesn't pay their interns, those fiends!

  • @anthonycolon823
    @anthonycolon823 Рік тому +16

    Imagine paying 25 bucks every time you encounter a wild Pokémon.
    WHILE SHINY HUNTING!
    Yeah, that's Diablo Immoral.

  • @dustbane1388
    @dustbane1388 Рік тому +29

    Little did they know it was overtwatch 2 in that trapdoor

  • @GingerPale
    @GingerPale Рік тому +2917

    Diablo speed run record holder here.
    World record maxed out credit card holder too.
    Guinness loves me.

    • @hydranmenace
      @hydranmenace Рік тому +107

      Speedrun filing bankruptcy next?

    • @Arphila
      @Arphila Рік тому +20

      So does Blizzard

    • @TesterNotJester
      @TesterNotJester Рік тому +7

      It's banned in The Netherlands where i live due to lootbox rule. This is why living in The Netherlands sucks

    • @psilocybicacid7667
      @psilocybicacid7667 Рік тому +3

      Yeah, is drink a lot of beer too If I was known as the guy who told people he's the Diablo speedrunner openly

    • @Bog_Dog
      @Bog_Dog Рік тому +44

      @@TesterNotJester I'm totally fine with that bullshit "game" being banned here lol

  • @davidjb20010
    @davidjb20010 Рік тому +1598

    "The powerful evil is here, and you just gave it your credit card info"
    God tier writing right there.

    • @merfyn4838
      @merfyn4838 Рік тому +17

      Thats the most scary sentence i ever heard Jesus...

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks Рік тому +8

      if he said my brother in christ i would of died on a cross

    • @amurderofcrows3713
      @amurderofcrows3713 Рік тому

      Once he said that I was laughing

  • @simbadg13
    @simbadg13 Рік тому +16

    1:27 "I just wanted to adventure in a dark world and defeat a powerful evil.."
    Fromsoft: "Why don't you take seat right over there"

  • @Sielnt_Mateo
    @Sielnt_Mateo Рік тому +27

    There was so much potential. I would’ve had a blast with it if it was just a normal Diablo but on the phone for like 15-45$

  • @ledfloyd9035
    @ledfloyd9035 Рік тому +1211

    "What don't you guys have phones?"
    After that quote I don't think anyone should be surprised by what they created

    • @slovnicurling9808
      @slovnicurling9808 Рік тому +67

      No it's the fact that it's mobile game that nobody should be surprised. I don't know what people were expecting.

    • @GldnClaw
      @GldnClaw Рік тому +56

      I'm surprised people forgot this. (Me not having trusted blizzard since the beginning of Starcraft 2 aside), I don't see how anyone would trust them in ANY capacity.

    • @tjenadonn6158
      @tjenadonn6158 Рік тому +77

      "Do you guys not have a customer research department?"

    • @maxie9589
      @maxie9589 Рік тому +46

      Coming up next
      "What don't you guys have credit cards?"
      "What don't you guys have 2 kidneys?"
      "What don't you guys have a house to sell?"
      and then after selling everything, you must sell your phone for more lootboxes and realize you are finally free from this hell

    • @prateekkarn9277
      @prateekkarn9277 Рік тому +16

      @@slovnicurling9808 I'd say good mobile games do exist but people love the trashy games and complain about those and not look at the gems that do exist.

  • @blueredingreen
    @blueredingreen Рік тому +617

    "There's a charger over there"
    ...
    "It just stopped charging"
    "Yeah, you'll have to pay $9.99 for every minute of charge beyond that. You can also pay $99.99 to enable fast charging for 1 hour."

    • @timtams5283
      @timtams5283 Рік тому

      Fuck off! Dont give them ideas! 😤

    • @samlt5
      @samlt5 Рік тому +42

      WOW, just $99.99?! That's almost a 600% value deal right there. You'd have to be crazy not to buy it!

    • @Ronaldo-eu1nz
      @Ronaldo-eu1nz Рік тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/3lUp2C0pS_Y/v-deo.html
      Finally it's here YES.

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM Рік тому +21

      @@samlt5 Ah but that only enables fast charging. To actually CHARGE, you still pay 9.99 per minute.

    • @Kio_Kurashi
      @Kio_Kurashi Рік тому +7

      @@ChargeQM Yeah, but since it's fast then that means you pay for less minutes over time. It's just that they don't tell you that while it is faster, the increase is only 0.0000666%!

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz Рік тому +11

    Activision-Blizzard officialy defends Immortal as "not pay to win." They also declare Diablo 4 won't be Pay to Win.
    Do with that what you will

  • @jbezoarjr5269
    @jbezoarjr5269 Рік тому +3

    The fact that I got an ad for Diablo Immortal before this just makes it so much better

  • @Goat-on-a-Stick
    @Goat-on-a-Stick Рік тому +3574

    Just when I thought nobody could top the ridiculousness of NFTs...

    • @ianmitchell5979
      @ianmitchell5979 Рік тому +127

      Nah. NFTs are still worse. This game doesn't help kill the environment. Just waste your time and money.

    • @snesmocha
      @snesmocha Рік тому +33

      @@ianmitchell5979 I mean the movement of data through the server using energy does contribute to global warming still. Also it takes extra time and energy to process transactions as to keep them secure sooooooooooooo. Still a 🖕to everyone

    • @philippebekkers3225
      @philippebekkers3225 Рік тому +20

      @@ianmitchell5979 I mean a lot of the time things start out inefficient and become more efficient over time. I'm sure blizzard has almost reached peak efficiency in draining your wallet.

    • @Terminalsanity
      @Terminalsanity Рік тому

      NFTs are still an even bigger scam they're basically useless digital receipts for the sort crap you could get in a loot box that don't even allow you to trade the loot.

    • @Steve-xo5pq
      @Steve-xo5pq Рік тому +25

      I agree NFTs are worse. At least microtranactions give you something for your money even if it's just virtual items, at least one can argue they are buying entertainment. An NFT is literally worthless. It's like paying extra to get your reciept at the grocery store.

  • @BeastOrGod
    @BeastOrGod Рік тому +1893

    Remember, if you accidentally buy the *NONE-ETERNAL* Legendary Crests, the loot you get from them aren't tradeable.
    And the game doesn't tell you that Eternal Legendary Crests and regular Legendary Crests aren't the same.

    • @nicholasvogel9783
      @nicholasvogel9783 Рік тому +153

      even worse if you mix them they are all bound (and it will use the free ones first) which is why it drip feeds you the normal ones so you end up using one in a run
      and if you use a bound gem to upgarde the main gem becomes bound

    • @Tjongibuljongen
      @Tjongibuljongen Рік тому +193

      It's a testament to how bad this system is when I as an outsider can't even follow the explanation for how bad it is.

    • @abnormallynormal8823
      @abnormallynormal8823 Рік тому +102

      @@nicholasvogel9783 Jesus fucking Christ, what? Remember when you unlocked things by, you know, playing the game?

    • @dragonicbladex7574
      @dragonicbladex7574 Рік тому +4

      non*

    • @Ronaldo-eu1nz
      @Ronaldo-eu1nz Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/3lUp2C0pS_Y/v-deo.html
      Finally it's here YES.

  • @vincentlee7937
    @vincentlee7937 Рік тому +12

    The fact that they used every single psychological warfare tactic existing against their own fans to get them to spend more & even used some of them multiple times is really fitting; they ARE literally evil 😂

  • @lustingsavage2190
    @lustingsavage2190 Рік тому +2

    Lmao the "free to play killed me"😂😂🤣

  • @santiagoherrera1853
    @santiagoherrera1853 Рік тому +344

    2018: Don't you guys have phones?
    2022: Don't you guys have wallets?
    Just like Diablo said: "I'm the devil and I work for Blizzard, what did you expect?"

    • @Cotcan
      @Cotcan Рік тому +12

      2024: Don't you guys have information for us to sell?

    • @SPAMMAN123456789
      @SPAMMAN123456789 Рік тому +8

      sigh.... 12 years ago they were one of gaming's most beloved companies.

    • @santiagoherrera1853
      @santiagoherrera1853 Рік тому +4

      @@SPAMMAN123456789 yeah, it's honestly truly a shame

    • @antoniomigueljimenezmartin4018
      @antoniomigueljimenezmartin4018 Рік тому +4

      2034: Don't you guys have brains networked by chip implants to lend us your brain processing power for our servers?

    • @andrehashimoto8056
      @andrehashimoto8056 Рік тому

      @@SPAMMAN123456789 again.... Follow the PEOPLE who made them great, not the company.
      Blizz has already lost EVERY SINGLE OG person that made it a Big name, they aren't the Blizz of then anymore, by a Long shot.
      Abandon them, let it die, kill it if you must.

  • @dakat5131
    @dakat5131 Рік тому +380

    I like how the situation's so awful it can barely be parodied. Just a straight up "Oh yeah no this is awful"

    • @murraarrum9042
      @murraarrum9042 Рік тому +5

      Yes lmao how can you make this game look worst than already is

    • @shelbyseitzinger927
      @shelbyseitzinger927 Рік тому +1

      @@murraarrum9042 by jumping on a bandwagon and never having an original thought. Everyone who's played it agrees it's the best Diablo game since LoD. Just because a company is like; "Oh here's our cashapp" does not mean you HAVE to send the thot money bruh.

    • @benito1620
      @benito1620 Рік тому +8

      @@shelbyseitzinger927 lmao great bait mate

    • @murraarrum9042
      @murraarrum9042 Рік тому

      @@shelbyseitzinger927 lmao what a twist

    • @shelbyseitzinger927
      @shelbyseitzinger927 Рік тому

      @@benito1620 Lul yeah Idk I'm conflicted about it. It's a good game with terrible currency system bloat and hidden up charges when it thinks you'll be susceptible. It's evil, and I kinda love it.

  • @Dtitilator
    @Dtitilator Рік тому +3

    Wyatt Cheng* unanimously became the face of micro transactions.
    * Diablo Immortal director

  • @origrammar
    @origrammar Рік тому +13

    You really did a great job animating Bobby Kotick as The Devil, props.

  • @lolpwner789
    @lolpwner789 Рік тому +227

    "Do you not have money?"
    Blizzard on a free to play game

  • @kentlindal5422
    @kentlindal5422 Рік тому +753

    The funniest thing is people trying to justify to themselves paying tons of real world cash on an imaginary item in a game they full on won't be playing in a year.

    • @jasoncarto
      @jasoncarto Рік тому +59

      NFTs in a nutshell except less idiotic

    • @McSaumon
      @McSaumon Рік тому

      @@jasoncarto NTF were literally the robbery of the century with idiots legitimately just buying jpeg. The guy who thought of this was hand down a genius.

    • @freedustin
      @freedustin Рік тому +1

      Streaming services in a nutshell. Except they actually remove the content you signed up for after a few month and expect you to just keep paying for the privilege of "keeping up with the Jones'."

    • @allekid
      @allekid Рік тому +27

      Me when my csgo skin and I haven't played csgo since 2019. I don't actually have a problem with f2p games monetising customisation and cosmetics. However monetising something that can change gameplay and how people play it is a whole nother story

    • @AG-ld6rv
      @AG-ld6rv Рік тому +29

      @@allekid I was disgusted by the skin concept when it started entering games, mostly because it came through a gambling scheme targeting children but also because the inevitable result - a bunch of stupid-looking skins that don't match an artist's vision - would clutter up the view, making the game look trashier. It would be less offensive if there were planned, limited skins of a fair fixed cost made with an overall creative design in mind, but sadly, even games with fixed cost skins mutate the creative feeling of the game and charge absurd amounts of money. I think the last Valorant skin pack costed US$400 to unlock completely.
      I only buy games that give you access to the full game at a fair price. The usual ways are a single upfront cost or a monthly subscription (to pay for server costs and continued development, fixing bugs and possibly adding content) Back in the day, you could download your own skins for free if you wanted your game to look stupid and goofy. These days, you have to spend dozens or hundreds of dollars.

  • @PastaAivo
    @PastaAivo Рік тому +4

    I just love the fact that the company is evil enough for the Devil himself to send an application.

  • @dorky5256
    @dorky5256 Рік тому +12

    To be honest. Diablo claiming diablo immortal to be a cash grab because he's an evil demon is both sad and ironic at the same time

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm Рік тому +1482

    "I love Diablo lore, art, and gameplay. I remember playing D2 on a dial up internet! However seeing all the backlash and absolutely horrendous monetization in this game, it’s really sad and upsetting how Blizzard is falling even further from grace. At this point I don’t know how Blizzard can even redeem themselves anymore.
    " - Master Chief

    • @ValdVincent
      @ValdVincent Рік тому +68

      Well to be fair, it isn't Blizzard, those people have been gone for over 10 years now. It's Activision Blizard. Which much like anything that needs a clarification in front of it, means it's not really the thing. Like Processed Cheese.

    • @norkester444
      @norkester444 Рік тому +1

      D4

    • @brunoayala5925
      @brunoayala5925 Рік тому +18

      "Master Chief ¿you mind telling me what you're doing in the Blizzard forums?"

    • @Sirmrmanningtonthe3rd
      @Sirmrmanningtonthe3rd Рік тому

      @Mishan 🅥 Shut up you bot

    • @nombregenerico7775
      @nombregenerico7775 Рік тому +10

      @Mishan 🅥 Based

  • @batterypwrlow
    @batterypwrlow Рік тому +241

    "I'm the devil and i work for Blizzard." Wow. And i thought EA was scary.

    • @thesgscout6112
      @thesgscout6112 Рік тому +7

      After those loot box stuff EA has to force fire it devil and hire lazier one for Anthems and Battlefield

    • @theliberation9061
      @theliberation9061 Рік тому

      I am pretty convinced the whole EA hate train was part paid for by Activision. I mean, of course they are also a trash corporation, but the fiery hatred for EA that engulfed the entire internet while Activision had been already running multiple legendary titles into the ground and rumours of horrible workplace environment had already long been floating... yeah, kind of odd.

    • @josephmoore9706
      @josephmoore9706 Рік тому +3

      EA is worse.

    • @Haaalp
      @Haaalp Рік тому +5

      Am I the only one who remembers Dungeon Keeper Mobile?
      It was even worse.

    • @senjusan6359
      @senjusan6359 Рік тому +3

      @@josephmoore9706 Nah fam, EA lost their throne of most greedy company to Blizzard

  • @blueblaze7312
    @blueblaze7312 Рік тому +2

    "I just wanted to venture a dark World and rise against a powerful evil."
    Don't need a video game to do that. Devil's line hit like a freight train. XD

  • @Lumberjack_king
    @Lumberjack_king Рік тому +3

    0:04 welp I knew the one who runs that dumpster fire company couldn't have been human

  • @MoseTM
    @MoseTM Рік тому +440

    I literally haven't had this much fun in YEARS with Diablo Immoral;
    Obviously not by playing the game, but these videos about this dumpsterfire is great, i love it.

  • @GravityTrash
    @GravityTrash Рік тому +195

    I will say, the PvP experience of people grinding for hours just to get farmed by people who spent $10,000 on one character with daddy's credit card is the most accurate depiction of real life

  • @whippycream1
    @whippycream1 Рік тому +2

    I love how the auto generated closed captions labled the screaming as applause 👏👏

  • @katondragonrider
    @katondragonrider Рік тому +14

    Having played a bit of this game I'll give the game design devs credit. It plays great for a mobile game the voice acting is pretty good and seeing some older characters make a return is nice. But HOLY HELL is the monetization atrocious. I'm fortunate to not be swayed by their shops easily but man it's everywhere. I'm just playing for the story and Uninstalling it immediately after. I dont care for pvp anyways.

  • @FROchinima
    @FROchinima Рік тому +638

    Kinda seems like the devs had more fun designing a predatory monetary system, than any of the players had when playing this game.

    • @rahl163
      @rahl163 Рік тому +48

      I hear tell there were more psychologists involved creating the monetary systems, than there were actual developers.

    • @invertebrado
      @invertebrado Рік тому +26

      If they both suffer equally (unless you are a woman working for blizzard, that way you suffer 3 times more than anyone there)

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 Рік тому +4

      I assume that they are playing a tower defense game, and we are just the enemies they are trying to keep out.
      Yeah, it sucks being that guy that gets one shot by the level 1 tower placed directly at the start of the map at the beginning of the game.

    • @BlueShellshock
      @BlueShellshock Рік тому +6

      Right? I mean, Diablo 2 was about their last really good Diablo, and that’s 20 years out of date now, we have dozens of great isometric lootfests now. What’s Diablo even doing anymore that other games don’t?

    • @toastbud6870
      @toastbud6870 Рік тому

      If it was anybody I’m sure it was the CEO not the devs , most devs do what they’re told

  • @blackfire3744
    @blackfire3744 Рік тому +205

    We should start calling "games" like these "free-to-download" cause they sure as hell aren't free to play.

    • @jamescarbon3853
      @jamescarbon3853 Рік тому +7

      Technically it is free to play. Def not free to win or compete

    • @makoinfused1114
      @makoinfused1114 Рік тому +3

      The entire game is free to play... the entire story is free to play, every single character is free to play. The end game grind... it's a mobile game grind. You can still do it for free, just takes longer. .-.

    • @ferrific
      @ferrific Рік тому +15

      @@makoinfused1114 10 months vs. 5 minutes if you pay for each boss run is technically 'longer' yes. It took a streamer 1000 tries to get a good item, so step one for a f2p is becoming immortal so you can play the game for 800 years. I guess the game's title was a hint about who it's designed for?

    • @makoinfused1114
      @makoinfused1114 Рік тому

      @@ferrific yeah, as I said mobile game in a nut shell, but from playing mobile games in the past I can say it's a lot better than the other cash grabs out there. I would say it raised the bar a little in terms of quality.

    • @paybuck1237
      @paybuck1237 Рік тому +7

      @@makoinfused1114 I cant believe that, from all the mobile games i have ever seen this is the most monetized piece of garbage. It raised the bar at being the most unethical of the bunch i suppose.

  • @Suntas
    @Suntas Рік тому

    i love how the "looking down" animation is just hist face slipping of his head a bit xD
    love you man.

  • @bungusdoogungus7981
    @bungusdoogungus7981 9 місяців тому

    I still will never forget the e3 reveal and the boos that ran through the crowds when the word "mobile" was mentioned

  • @Cellmate
    @Cellmate Рік тому +110

    "Do yOu GUys NoT HaVe pHoNEs?"
    Yes because that's totally why those clowns got rightfully booed. Totally wasn't because we all knew they were gonna pull this crap with a mobile game, like 95% of companies do with mobile games...

  • @xXYannuschXx
    @xXYannuschXx Рік тому +231

    "I dunno, I just wanted to battle some great powerful evil"
    "My brother, the powerful evil is here and you gave it your credit card info"
    This sums up most of the gaming market these days...

  • @thehoneypoet
    @thehoneypoet Рік тому +3

    "The Great evil is already here and you just gave him your credit card info" never a truer word spoken

  • @HoboKing0
    @HoboKing0 Рік тому

    Is that Free 2 Play pit supposed to be an omen regarding OW2's future as well? XD Too accurate, love the vid

  • @kokaomf
    @kokaomf Рік тому +40

    Things have gone so bad that the Devil decided to renounce his throne in Hell to work as employee of Blizzard... Dude felt like he was lacking something to be true evil, so he decided to take apprenticeship course in the company... Fuck...

  • @matodragonespor5000
    @matodragonespor5000 Рік тому +14

    -This is not about having fun, this is just blatantly evil!
    -Ahmm yeah! I'm the devil and I work for Blizzard, what do you expect?
    Damn, that makes a lot of sense

  • @kutaoizumi4189
    @kutaoizumi4189 Рік тому +2

    The part where he said "I'm the Devil but I work for Blizzard. What did you expect?" killed me...twice 🤣

  • @madoxb9555
    @madoxb9555 Рік тому

    The fact that the video ended with a Diablo immortal ad is just beautiful to me

  • @kaelcoates2396
    @kaelcoates2396 Рік тому +5

    1:32 the best line bro

  • @shinyagumon7015
    @shinyagumon7015 Рік тому +29

    0:40 I can just hear the rage spewing from here. Beautiful

  • @sambauman69
    @sambauman69 Рік тому +2

    "Man who found a gigantic sack of cash in the woods declares Diablo immortal his game of the year"
    It was a joke headline on a comedy news site, but I think it's pretty accurate

  • @Erilis000
    @Erilis000 Рік тому

    This is the only YT video I've seen so far that talked about the hidden paywalls (the +7 thing)

  • @chickendrawsdogs3343
    @chickendrawsdogs3343 Рік тому +34

    They created this elaborate system in such a clear blatant attempt to skirt the new regulations against loot boxes, it makes 2K's in-game casino (IN A SPORTS GAME) look decent and honest.

    • @andrehashimoto8056
      @andrehashimoto8056 Рік тому

      Meanwhile...... Most Asian Mobile gatchas:
      State Drop rates, periodic Rate ups, whales actually serve a decent role for the F2P, most Content enter the permanent Gatcha Pool or becomes acquirable after a grace period.....
      West Mobile game design vs Asian Mobile Game Design......
      Then they also wonder why SEA devs for Mobile focus on Waifus, Husbandos and relatively ok rates

  • @ladnie9454
    @ladnie9454 Рік тому +50

    My friend wanted me to play Diablo Immortal with him and it literally just made us buy 5 copies of Diablo II so we could play a much better game with our friends.

    • @satibel
      @satibel Рік тому +3

      Imo diablo 2 is pretty dated, and if you don't have nostalgia for it, it's a pretty bad arpg by today's standards.
      I'd suggest grim dawn instead.

    • @senjusan6359
      @senjusan6359 Рік тому +1

      @@satibel And I would suggest Path of Exile. Although with recent changes be prepared to die like a bitch because game became at least 2 times harder.

    • @satibel
      @satibel Рік тому

      @@senjusan6359 I would but the constant on death ground effect bs and not being able to stand still and hit for a couple seconds is really annoying.
      Though I'd still recommend going through the story, it can be fun, but unless you're playing something dot based and/or tanky you're probably going to have some annoyance late game.

    • @ladnie9454
      @ladnie9454 Рік тому

      @@satibel But, it does have the secret cow level. That’s why I like it.

    • @satibel
      @satibel Рік тому

      @@ladnie9454 moo.

  • @lolman9339
    @lolman9339 Рік тому +1

    Great video circle toons

  • @manicmonarch2608
    @manicmonarch2608 Рік тому

    I spit tea all over my monitor as soon as Blizzard started talking.
    Came here from a blind link.
    Been a subscriber to your channel for a long time. Should have known better and put the tea down immediately.

  • @coderaccoon6061
    @coderaccoon6061 Рік тому +365

    And yet it'll still be the most profitable game blizzard has ever made. Can't wait to see this all again in Diablo 4: Immortal Boogaloo 2

    • @italianspiderman5012
      @italianspiderman5012 Рік тому +12

      It’s the most profitable blizzard game,because it wasn’t made by blizzard,hilarious.

    • @duckwithabs4537
      @duckwithabs4537 Рік тому +3

      Immortal boogaloo 2 💀

    • @Mesoz
      @Mesoz Рік тому +1

      While D4 will have mtx, it's going to be limited to cosmetics. Mobile gaming market and pc/console gaming market are designed for two vastly different target audiences

    • @italianspiderman5012
      @italianspiderman5012 Рік тому +25

      @@Mesoz well,it’s going to be “anchored” around cosmetics,and whatever that means,we’ll see,it’s not that blizzard devs lied before or used intentionally deceptive language like “you can’t buy gear in diablo immortal”,never happened,totally trustworthy developers. And ffs why are paid cosmetics in a fully priced game completely fine?

    • @senormarston3283
      @senormarston3283 Рік тому +13

      @jackthegamer good lord I hope so! If they go out winning with these kind of crap, soon every company will become a foocking Konami in mobiles shit

  • @helizteil2625
    @helizteil2625 Рік тому +57

    Honestly I feel like there should be a law stating that any game or website or service that has it's own 'currency' must have a way to earn said currency without spending money otherwise they should be forced to just list the offers as a monetary value. I'm really getting tired of all of this misdirection that comes with in-game currencies.

    • @Javier_sama
      @Javier_sama Рік тому +2

      i agree, i hate those manipulative techniques, you can buy stuff with real but they don't show prices in real money.

    • @mkaleborn
      @mkaleborn Рік тому +3

      @@Olivia-W Yeah exactly, just label this an Adult only gambling game and let the gambling regulations take over. Including oversight, monitoring of odds (open your code base Blizz), and so forth.
      Make games like this illegal to sell this to children and you bet your ass they'd change their tune PDQ. Just the optics of selling a 'video game' that is labelled Gambling is bad.
      It's like Tobacco companies marketing and selling candy-flavoured 'fake' cigarettes. They did it to groom kids in to sucking on something 'not really cancer causing' (ie: F2P), with the express purpose of conditioning and preparing them to smoke real cigarettes (spend real money) when they are old enough.
      'Mobile' game companies are hiding behind the misleading term 'video game', when they are 100% trying to breed addicts to spend money they can't afford on their addiction.

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z Рік тому +1

      Unless the things you buy with said currency are purely cosmetical. That would be a valid exception. But you could also just add a way to get that currency, but its way to slow to be realistic, as a way to bypass this problem

    • @Shinobi_Fox
      @Shinobi_Fox Рік тому

      Agreed

    • @Shinobi_Fox
      @Shinobi_Fox Рік тому +1

      @@Olivia-W 100% Seriously tired of this predatory gambling sh1t infecting games now. My country already has the biggest issue with gambling losses already and we get bombarded with ads for it too all over youtube as well.

  • @travisoutlaw9511
    @travisoutlaw9511 Рік тому +1

    "This is Blizzard and I am the Devil, what did you expect?"

  • @christopherboucher2217
    @christopherboucher2217 Рік тому

    The irony of a Diablo immortal ad before this video is astounding

  • @DarthShadow91
    @DarthShadow91 Рік тому +29

    “Free-2-Play is an illusion granted to the weak by the strong, or so I’ve heard...”
    AN ACTUAL LINE OF DIALOGUE FROM A BLIZZARD GAME

    • @armedpoop
      @armedpoop Рік тому +1

      I thought that this comment was a joke. It turns out that it isn't, this is the quote verbatim.
      For reference: ua-cam.com/video/_M7UMsRNrlw/v-deo.html (timestamped)

    • @nobodyuwu3970
      @nobodyuwu3970 Рік тому

      @@armedpoop What the actual fuck....

    • @apalienn
      @apalienn Рік тому

      @@armedpoop thanks mister

  • @MyLittlePonyTheater
    @MyLittlePonyTheater Рік тому +11

    "My brother, the powerful evil is here, and you just gave 'em your credit card info."
    I don't usually quote videos, but I love this line. I'm going to use it every opportunity I get.

  • @dragonoflocniroth
    @dragonoflocniroth Рік тому +2

    Blizzard 1990: let’s make something fun! *creates StarCraft*
    Activation Blizzard 2022: what is the biggest cash grab we can get away with? *creates Diablo Immortal*

  • @Esty568
    @Esty568 Рік тому +1

    Yeh… can i just say, that this is the cutests little Diablo ever drawn? 😆❤️

  • @ninjanoafa8636
    @ninjanoafa8636 Рік тому +93

    When do we get the everything tier list two? Come on, I want to see more of everything 😂

  • @bug5654
    @bug5654 Рік тому +10

    Just imagine how many patreon games would literally write custom parts of their beloved games (if not entire games) for you for the roughly $100,000 it takes to fully unlock Diablo Immortal and get the same experience as everyone else.

  • @martinsmith5520
    @martinsmith5520 Рік тому

    Love that you guys are giving that game so much attention.

  • @Echo81Rumple83
    @Echo81Rumple83 Рік тому

    The smegal voice screaming "nooooooo" is making me crack up for some reason 😆🤣

  • @OkamiToge
    @OkamiToge Рік тому +41

    I had to sell all my real life loots to get more Diablo Immortal loots.

  • @Itzkwann
    @Itzkwann Рік тому

    I love how I got an ad for Diablo while pulling this video up.

  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina5146 Рік тому +6

    1:08 You know it's bad when The Devil said "Oh, Jesus!"

  • @invertebrado
    @invertebrado Рік тому +19

    Hey guys, remember when in a blizzard host tournament, the champion of the tournament was asked a few questions and in the middle of their celebratory speech, said:"Free Hong Kong" and got their account suspended and their prise revoked?
    That sure was fun!

    • @legacymse7095
      @legacymse7095 Рік тому +1

      That's a different issue, they don't want to be blacklisted in china, plus the champion shouldn't randomly bring up politics, which might be against Blizzard TOS. Compared to this and the women scandal, this is nothing

    • @dinohunter6450
      @dinohunter6450 Рік тому +9

      @@legacymse7095 that's a xtually a pretty big deal. Thats some censoring type bullshit and one of the many reasons to hate this dead shell of a once great company.

    • @ChristopherSadlowski
      @ChristopherSadlowski Рік тому +8

      @@legacymse7095 people shouldn't bring up human rights because they're "politics"?! Thanks but no. I'd rather people stand for their convictions, especially when those convictions can be life or death for people. This weak sauce ""civility-at-all-costs" isn't going to get us where we need to be as a civilization, or even as a species.

    • @auquitaine9201
      @auquitaine9201 Рік тому

      @@ChristopherSadlowski It's like when you bring up the chinese concentration camps and people defend them saying "Oh but the uyghur's are terrorists!" Yeah? Says who? The ones keeping them in concentration camps?? Yeah seems real trustworthy to me...

    • @genghiskhan6809
      @genghiskhan6809 Рік тому +2

      Blizzard be simping hard for West Taiwan.

  • @bluntlyhonest6803
    @bluntlyhonest6803 Рік тому +26

    Unironically, This makes Raid show legends look like breath of the wild.

    • @cryora
      @cryora Рік тому

      I feel like crypto games are going to be like this. Even in Mines of Dalarnia, you have to pay 30 cents (according to current exchange rate) to play a level, depending on who owns the land and sets the price. If you want to go to a different planet to find other land, you have to pay 6 dollars for a 6 month pass. And then you only make like a few cents back per level. Unless you spend a bunch of money to buy minerals to craft better gear with, but they are only marginally better. If you want to own land, you have to participate in a lottery where the more you stake, the greater your chances of getting a plot of land, and the average winner staked probably around $10k. You only have to pay $30 for the plot of land during the lotteries, but over time as demand rises the land will cost a lot more, and so will the mining fees as a result, then what I see happening is people deciding it costs too much for them to mine and they stop playing the game and the bubble bursts, and the land owners can't recoup the cost of purchasing the inflated land. In the end it dies a slow death, because there isn't anything interesting about it anymore, unless the devs come up with new content, but they probably will. But I imagine there will be people who will lose a lot of money playing it. And the only way to prevent yourself from losing money is to be as stingy as you would in real life, and value the in-game features relative to everything else that is bought and sold. Which is not a lot considering you can get older fully featured games on sale on Steam, and the library just keeps growing. And being that stingy would be a boring way to play, and like in real life, it becomes a lot of work to find viable avenues to make money, and it takes all the fun away.

  • @panglima
    @panglima Рік тому

    The best promo ever! I'm going to download and play the game!

  • @brusselsprout2959
    @brusselsprout2959 Рік тому

    I actually got a Diablo Immortal ad when you said it was "the most egregious cash grab ever created."

  • @TheHuffur
    @TheHuffur Рік тому +36

    I am happy that a few years ago I accepted that the Blizzard I knew is long since dead and the current Blizzard is just a mindless zombie shambling along in a horrible mockery of what it once was when alive because if I still had even a sliver of hope and expectations for Blizzard as a game company, shit like this would honestly make me angry. Instead its just a bit sad that no one has put it out of its misery yet. Blizzard does not deserve this perversion of its former self but there are no zombie hunters in the corporate world so onwards it will go until it has completely rotted away... perhaps just a few more years?

    • @wraixt2946
      @wraixt2946 Рік тому

      warcraft 3 scenario?

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 Рік тому

      for me it was the panda expansion of wow after kung-fu panda's success.
      tbh bliz was already a fucking predator before that but it was one i was happy to be screwed by 'till then.

    • @kyrolazioko4783
      @kyrolazioko4783 Рік тому

      I dunno. Microsoft bought it for whatever the hell reason. Probably because they know it's going to die off, and are just letting the old team kill themselves off so Microsoft has inheritance to everything and will then pull a Disney-acquiring-Marvel, and gayafye every character and world.

    • @joehearts1850
      @joehearts1850 Рік тому

      Blizzard just needs to be put down like an old dog. Like on Of Mice and Men, One of the guys had a bitch, and wouldn't you know it, had some other dude do the dark deed. He wished after hearing that blast of buckshot, he should have killed it himself.
      We need to be the ones to put down Blizzard. Behind the temple. Be sure to tell them about the farm and the rabbits, George.

  • @alanepithet2931
    @alanepithet2931 Рік тому +18

    One of my friends keeps trying to drag me back into WoW classic. I feel bad refusing him, since I miss playing an MMO with him, but I would literally stick my arm in a wood-chipper before ever willingly supporting Blizzard ever again.

    • @ChristopherSadlowski
      @ChristopherSadlowski Рік тому

      I'm with you there! Knowing now how garbage the company was basically from day one, I'm sorry I ever gave them money in the first place. My life would have been no different if I never played Diablo or WarCraft as a kid, or their later stuff as a high schooler or college student. My last purchase of a Blizzard game was The Frozen Throne expansion, I dodged the World of WarCraft bullet thank God, and it's going to stay that way until the heat death of the universe.

    • @alanepithet2931
      @alanepithet2931 Рік тому

      @@ChristopherSadlowski I didn't know they were that garbage during the Diablo 1/ Warcraft 1 days. Elaborate so I can be suitably disgusted?

    • @kyrolazioko4783
      @kyrolazioko4783 Рік тому

      Then play a much better online game with him; Final Fantasy XIV.

  • @Artemus973
    @Artemus973 Рік тому

    The fact that I got a Diablo Immortal ad when this video ended made me laugh my ass off XD

  • @amonynous9041
    @amonynous9041 Рік тому +2

    The only way to win is to uninstall the game and realize who the final boss is...we're in the endgame now

  • @OmegaHeroLegacy
    @OmegaHeroLegacy Рік тому +9

    You mean you haven't discovered the even more super secret mode that lets you add 28 more Eternal Legendary Mythic Bullcrap Crests yet? You only get those by signing up for a Diablo Immortal branded Visa card with 129% APR, but it's worth it to unlock the all-new SIX STAR Legendary Gems!!!

  • @nadirbaitsaleem7270
    @nadirbaitsaleem7270 Рік тому +52

    The animation quality is so good in these videos man, that fire pit at the end, the blizzard guy in a tube, random demon guy, all 👌

    • @ChristopherSadlowski
      @ChristopherSadlowski Рік тому +1

      I don't know if Circle still does this, my guess is yes since it's now so much a part of his look, but he works in MS Paint! He draws and moves the characters in the program, points his camera at the screen, and records. It's amazing. That's why you can see the pixels on the drawing surface; that's not a fancy overlay he's using.

  • @NikkittyEmp
    @NikkittyEmp Рік тому

    I love that I got a Diablo immortal ad before this.

  • @josedelapinio
    @josedelapinio Рік тому

    Is this a documentary on diablo immortal?
    Too accurate to not be that

  • @Smokie1523
    @Smokie1523 Рік тому +33

    This documentary on immortal was really enlightening. You can really tell, someone did their homework...

  • @thejumpboy1185
    @thejumpboy1185 Рік тому +107

    Diablo indeed, because this game was made by the devil

  • @unlimitedmemes1650
    @unlimitedmemes1650 Рік тому

    i got a diablo immortal ad while watching this
    i love irony

  • @jimmyjazz133
    @jimmyjazz133 Рік тому

    Have to appreciate that I got a Diablo Immortal ad before this video

  • @SoldierSpiderx
    @SoldierSpiderx Рік тому +27

    I am very happy to be a part of older generation that was able to enjoy great games made by enthusiasts in early 2000 with little to no monetization. Young and future generations are so screwed.

    • @godferbidd6262
      @godferbidd6262 Рік тому +5

      Facts

    • @tacos5718
      @tacos5718 Рік тому +9

      It’s all about shitting out the next cash grab that looks just good enough to attract customers

    • @SoldierSpiderx
      @SoldierSpiderx Рік тому +4

      @@tacos5718 that true like EA and other company who don't care how the game come out along they make money

    • @saycap
      @saycap Рік тому +5

      Indies still exist, and I’d recommend buying more of them when projects like starfield are either broken, unfinished, unpolished and predatory garbage is released by the AAA market. There are devs who are worth supporting.

    • @Sparkz1607
      @Sparkz1607 Рік тому +6

      Stop playing AAA games because they're uniformly becoming shit.
      Play indie games like Deep Rock Galactic, a pretty recent one. No predatory monetization there. Everything that affects gameplay has to be earned through gameplay.

  • @drawbyyourselve
    @drawbyyourselve Рік тому +15

    You gotta give it to blizard for making an actual free to pay game

    • @pianoman7753
      @pianoman7753 Рік тому

      Youre free to pay... If you want to play

  • @dramaravenger2147
    @dramaravenger2147 Рік тому +1

    this is hilarious but quote ever " my brother the evil is here and you just gave them your credit card info" ...its so unironically true..

  • @ajalchem4219
    @ajalchem4219 Рік тому

    Circle, don't stare into the void. After all, it stares back.

  • @AStandardSkrub
    @AStandardSkrub Рік тому +5

    Y’know, i never appreciated how well timed that endsceen is.

  • @FTChomp9980
    @FTChomp9980 Рік тому +21

    It's the Don't you Guys have Phones game!
    I heard it drains your soul and money all together because how bad the microtransactions are.

  • @geostyma
    @geostyma Рік тому

    i received a survey in game and i basically made this my main argument.

  • @TheDiamondDestroyerYT
    @TheDiamondDestroyerYT Рік тому +1

    What’s funny is I got a diablo immortal ad when I clicked on this video