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  • @gideonmele1556
    @gideonmele1556 2 роки тому +3174

    “Delatarus, prepare the blessed grimoire and unguents…”
    *whips out an ancient IKEA user manual and some WD40

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 3 роки тому +2717

    finally, proper representation of the skitarii

  • @mrhobbymancanada3287
    @mrhobbymancanada3287 2 роки тому +2217

    If there was a bathroom for stainless steel then I would identify as stainless steel

    • @fjnordthedwarf4004
      @fjnordthedwarf4004 2 роки тому +176

      It's called an auto shop

    • @SmitzPNK
      @SmitzPNK 2 роки тому +69

      @@fjnordthedwarf4004 lmao 🤣 he right tho, if you wanna identify as steel you must begin the process of getting some real chrome, choom

    • @fjnordthedwarf4004
      @fjnordthedwarf4004 2 роки тому +14

      @@SmitzPNK I genuinely would if there was any, but unfortunately the only stuff that's really available is body mods and like the finger magnet thing- nothing like real chrome. One day...

    • @Soridan
      @Soridan 2 роки тому +15

      @@fjnordthedwarf4004 there are some pretty wild artificial limbs with a bunch of CPUs that even allow controlling individual fingers and arm movement via thought (in simple terms). They're still only viable for people who had lost their organic limbs, but we're getting there.
      Any time now.
      Surely.

    • @fjnordthedwarf4004
      @fjnordthedwarf4004 2 роки тому +12

      @@Soridan Oh, trust me, I'm following all the developments in that area with bated breath. The instant I have the means and the tech's up to snuff, I'm springing for it, but as far as I know we still got some serious weight and chemical compatibility issues to work out (from what I hear, precision movement with a neural interface isn't so much a practical step as an issue of fine-tuning existing tech, so I'm not too worried there). If I'm getting chromed out for real, I don't wanna have to be lugging around limbs that weigh twice what my organic ones did, slamming down antibiotics, and replacing a rubber or mesh seal around the graft line every other hour. You feel me?
      That said, yeah, we're damned close. Maybe another decade if we're lucky, but two at the most, assuming progress continues at the current pace. Let's hope for one.

  • @Gr0t0s
    @Gr0t0s 3 роки тому +2110

    Praise be the Omnissiah

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 2 роки тому +4525

    "What is in your pants?"
    "Upgrades."

    • @Baronnax
      @Baronnax 2 роки тому +699

      "Are you a man or a woman?"
      "I'm a vessel of the Machine God."

    • @rolfmeurink5373
      @rolfmeurink5373 2 роки тому +175

      "Is that a mechadendrite attached to your hip or are you just happy to see me?" (I know this one is a bit more specific about the bits in the pants, but forgive me for this not strictly being an nb joke)

    • @pumpkin-poweredcreeper1239
      @pumpkin-poweredcreeper1239 2 роки тому +130

      Upgrades people, Upgrades!

    • @Rhino-Prime
      @Rhino-Prime 2 роки тому +30

      @@pumpkin-poweredcreeper1239 that's how we make the dough

    • @ChickenRieder
      @ChickenRieder 2 роки тому +39

      The nanomachine

  • @SULLWER
    @SULLWER 2 роки тому +852

    Flesh is temporary
    Steel is forever

    • @GodKitty677
      @GodKitty677 2 роки тому +35

      The machine is eternal.

    • @internetlurker1850
      @internetlurker1850 2 роки тому

      @@anotherone6713 Mf it is stainless didn't you read

    • @Sr_ECO
      @Sr_ECO 2 роки тому +2

      @@anotherone6713 except stone.....maybe

    • @Dhemoss
      @Dhemoss 2 роки тому +2

      steel rusts, soul is eternal

    • @samblackstone3400
      @samblackstone3400 2 роки тому +44

      @@anotherone6713
      That's why it's stainless steel, it wont rust.

  • @brianholmes1812
    @brianholmes1812 2 роки тому +368

    Remember, the true weakness of the mechanicus is identifying which of these pictures have a stop sign in them

    • @Epicgirl368
      @Epicgirl368 Рік тому +36

      HELP THE MACHINE SPIRIT IS ANGRY AND IS ASKING FOR ME TO IDENTIFY WHAT A HORSE IS WHAT IN THE OMNESIAS NAME IS A HORSE

    • @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan
      @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan Рік тому +8

      ​@@Epicgirl368those quadrapods that the Kriegers use for their pointless rushes, the ones that eat meat

  • @lysokiel
    @lysokiel 3 роки тому +931

    I feel so validated

  • @michaelsadowski3590
    @michaelsadowski3590 3 роки тому +847

    I identify as CYBERNETICLY ENHANCED.

    • @yodawsky6068
      @yodawsky6068 2 роки тому +2

      Same honestly

    • @yodawsky6068
      @yodawsky6068 2 роки тому +34

      Chad Cybernetically enchanced Wehrmacht soilder vs virgin femboy

    • @LeQuassler
      @LeQuassler 2 роки тому

      Same

    • @Mysendell
      @Mysendell 2 роки тому +30

      @@yodawsky6068 ok i know this is going to sound like heresy but hear me out Cybernetically Enchanced Femboys

    • @gremlin8635
      @gremlin8635 2 роки тому +11

      @@Mysendell heresy of the highest order

  • @jmscoper6228
    @jmscoper6228 3 роки тому +684

    Stainless steel

  • @SomeDemoMain
    @SomeDemoMain 2 роки тому +206

    "See less"
    I WANT TO SEE MORE. I _DEMAND_ TO SEE MORE.

  • @user-mo3js1yo9u
    @user-mo3js1yo9u 2 роки тому +728

    From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
    Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
    But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.

    • @dexorne9753
      @dexorne9753 2 роки тому +14

      Thank you I couldn't focus on the dialogue until I saw this

    • @50Steaks68
      @50Steaks68 2 роки тому +8

      Until you 160 people find that he copy pasted the description

    • @comet.x
      @comet.x 2 роки тому +8

      EVEN IN DEATH, I SERVE THE OMNISSIAH!

    • @JustBizmuth
      @JustBizmuth 2 роки тому +1

      @@50Steaks68 that's just funnier wdym

    • @50Steaks68
      @50Steaks68 2 роки тому

      @@JustBizmuth why?

  • @seva809
    @seva809 3 роки тому +167

    _See less_
    *No. I've seen enough*

  • @The9thMonth
    @The9thMonth 2 роки тому +167

    _This entry doesn't seem to be included in Adeptus Mechanicus records, but it checks out nonetheless. Praise the Omnissiah, brother!_

  • @daniel.holbrook
    @daniel.holbrook 2 роки тому +46

    when you ascend beyond humanity but still can't take a fucking screenshot

  • @astrocosmicalDude
    @astrocosmicalDude Рік тому +11

    "But like, what do you have for genitalia?"
    "The blessing of the machine god"

  • @MysteriousBoy173
    @MysteriousBoy173 Рік тому +40

    Girl: “Damn, is that a power tool in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
    Tech Priest: “Oh, so that’s where I left it”
    Girl: “What?”
    Tech-Priest: “What?”

  • @thegamingjelly1719
    @thegamingjelly1719 Рік тому +17

    "For the machine is immortal."
    *Mechanical meow of affirmation*

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 2 роки тому +10

    "Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
    "Both"

  • @youknowwhoelselikesthisvid8040
    @youknowwhoelselikesthisvid8040 2 роки тому +33

    Mechanicus is such a hidden gem that its banned from usage by techpriests

  • @why1513
    @why1513 2 роки тому +40

    That's mechanism. You're the most mechanist person I've seen.

  • @blacknight793
    @blacknight793 2 роки тому +184

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    .

    • @vladislavkopachinski6548
      @vladislavkopachinski6548 2 роки тому +5

      Hail the motive force

    • @oddtomato1049
      @oddtomato1049 2 роки тому +2

      I always wanted to know how you distort and clutter the letters like that.

    • @blacknight793
      @blacknight793 2 роки тому +6

      @@oddtomato1049google glitch text

    • @oddtomato1049
      @oddtomato1049 2 роки тому +12

      @@blacknight793 Truly charitable to share such a well kept secret with a stranger... Perhaps it's just well kept, because nobody botehred to ask before.

    • @blacknight793
      @blacknight793 2 роки тому

      @@oddtomato1049 ua-cam.com/video/DPEvF8l9LDM/v-deo.html

  • @samblackstone3400
    @samblackstone3400 2 роки тому +73

    What about cast iron or aluminum? Seems kinda exclusionary

    • @lewiscameron5761
      @lewiscameron5761 2 роки тому +24

      Cast iron is just the mechanicus version of obese

    • @marcelzed1154
      @marcelzed1154 2 роки тому +8

      ​@@lewiscameron5761 but what is aluminum their version of? being broke?

    • @taan1424
      @taan1424 2 роки тому +10

      In thjs houshold we recognice only two genders: stainless stell and ceramite!

    • @samblackstone3400
      @samblackstone3400 Рік тому +1

      @@marcelzed1154
      That boy ain’t right

  • @borisateafunnybluecrystal
    @borisateafunnybluecrystal 2 роки тому +7

    Imagine having muscles and skin like dude its 2022, have a metal part.

  • @ladywaffle2210
    @ladywaffle2210 3 роки тому +769

    *"Binary is for code, not gender!"*

    • @huntergman8338
      @huntergman8338 2 роки тому +26

      Considering the failure rate, you sure about that?

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 2 роки тому +67

      @@huntergman8338 I'm not a programmer, nor have I ever attempted to be one. I can, however, confidently say that there are many genders outside of the "binary" (male and female), as gender is merely a method of expressing yourself and has no relation to biological sex, so... eh

    • @huntergman8338
      @huntergman8338 2 роки тому +66

      @@ladywaffle2210 You are correct on one thing, that it has no relation to biology. It was only meant to describe words, not physical beings. Sex describes physical beings.
      The modern idea of gender was created by a mad man with a fever dream of utopia named Jon Money. And though that idea, he directly killed 2 men by destroying their childhood by doing some quite twisted things. And he is killing more as his ideas are widely accepted by many as they too have the same fever dream of utopia he had. And thus leads to needless confusion especially to the children that get caught up in such nonsense.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 2 роки тому +7

      @@huntergman8338 Even a madman can be correct, fortunately or unfortunately.
      My education on this topic, which is admittedly sparse, taught me that gender is what you believe yourself to be- Male, female, nonbinary, etc- and sex is what you have in your pants.

    • @huntergman8338
      @huntergman8338 2 роки тому +11

      @@ladywaffle2210 Mate, his experiment failed. Hard. It killed 2 innocent men and we can still see that effect with the high suicide rate. It wasn't correct at all. If it was, it would have worked, but it didn't. What happened is that others with the same false ideas so badly wanted to believe it to be, that lied about the results.
      What happened is that you simply accepted it because others around you believe it. Not because of any form of fact, but of lies and half truths.
      ua-cam.com/video/O6pkBQaYDYQ/v-deo.html
      What is happening is that people are getting confused by these lies. Gender was never for humans or any beings. Humans only ever had sex, not gender.

  • @lucascerbasi4518
    @lucascerbasi4518 2 роки тому +94

    I identify myself as Silicon Carbide, and despite my gender not being represented here, I'm glad too see that at least Stainless Steel is finally getting accepted as a gender.

  • @cheesebird4057
    @cheesebird4057 2 роки тому +8

    Dear comic book / Warhammer stores:
    Have the unisex bathrooms be labeled "mechanicus"

  • @daburd3979
    @daburd3979 3 роки тому +130

    KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL

  • @SerialSnowmanKiller
    @SerialSnowmanKiller 2 роки тому +9

    Unless you're playing Stellaris with a tech rush build and you prioritize lifespan research. Then your squishy biological pops will outlast even the robots, since squishy biological pops are somehow more resistant to random accidents than robots are.

  • @foxyin_1168
    @foxyin_1168 2 роки тому +6

    Creature of Steel...

    • @sonofadeadmeme
      @sonofadeadmeme 2 роки тому +4

      My Gratitude apon thee for my freedom,

    • @shizik3909
      @shizik3909 Рік тому +3

      @@sonofadeadmeme But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten

  • @TheBirdMan9142
    @TheBirdMan9142 2 роки тому +2

    When my friend needs to amputate their arm and get a prosthetic, I’m sending this video to them.

  • @weeblordgaming6062
    @weeblordgaming6062 2 роки тому +4

    When u get dental implants

  • @arkangels751
    @arkangels751 2 роки тому +12

    This is exactly why we have 'i am not a robot test'

  • @spiralpower9808
    @spiralpower9808 2 роки тому +29

    From this rotting cage of biomatter, Machine God set us free.

  • @then00brathalos
    @then00brathalos 3 роки тому +50

    All hail the omnissiah

  • @stalinsoulz7872
    @stalinsoulz7872 2 роки тому +3

    Me gives mechanicus wd-40, motor oil and microwave.
    Mechanicus: give this Fleshy thing a planet

  • @PumkRock
    @PumkRock Рік тому +4

    I'm imagining a tech-priest experiencing something akin to gender dysphoria because they were born as a human being and not manufactured as a toaster.
    That moment when they finally see themselves in the mirror and feel like they recognise the person in the reflection as themselves- they finally feel like they are starting to take shape- because now the figure in the mirror has a plasma cannon protruding from it's torso.

  • @luzherrera4463
    @luzherrera4463 9 місяців тому +3

    "Noooooo!!! You can't just change your gender! What's next? Change your functioning arms and legs?!"
    Me: y e s

  • @somedude9828
    @somedude9828 3 роки тому +24

    all hail toaster jesus

  • @leadontaste7261
    @leadontaste7261 2 роки тому +13

    Praise the Omnissiah!

  • @cheesoburgor2350
    @cheesoburgor2350 3 роки тому +139

    The funny thing about the mechanicus is that there is probably someone out there who sexually identifies as an attack helicopter.

  • @Gelt1911
    @Gelt1911 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine trying to nut tap someone and you break your hand

  • @differentone_p
    @differentone_p 2 роки тому +11

    feels like a machine that was in the game Planescape Torment. that was digging the planes.

  • @Bmanda-9000
    @Bmanda-9000 2 роки тому +46

    😁😂thank you so much for this lovely work of meme art.

  • @Niraza1
    @Niraza1 Рік тому +2

    I got the realization.
    My flesh and bones are weak, I must transcend the pitiful body i have, I must become fully mechanical, I will never know if it will affect my mind if I someday become something beyond flesh and bones, maybe ironically I become a stainless steel, a potential danger to humanity and the God beyond all of us will see me as a error since I'm no longer the vessel of flesh I was. (Idk if I got bad English moment)

  • @FunkBastid
    @FunkBastid 2 роки тому +5

    An unfortunate schmelting accident

  • @ezrabraman6437
    @ezrabraman6437 Рік тому +1

    Wanna read something cursed I just thought of?
    Mechanicussy

  • @Atmos_Glitch
    @Atmos_Glitch 2 роки тому +1

    _I AM STAINLESS, AND I AM STEEL, THEY CALL ME... _*_STAINLESS STEEL!_*

  • @Amy-si8gq
    @Amy-si8gq 2 роки тому +8

    if it was the metal mario music it would have been an instant like

  • @MrIronhat
    @MrIronhat 2 роки тому +7

    True mechanics Chad go carbon steel

  • @oddthought564
    @oddthought564 2 роки тому +5

    Utter the canticles.

  • @RedKincaid
    @RedKincaid 2 роки тому +9

    The UA-cam algorithm recommending me all these mechanicus videos at once is the birthday present I expected the least

  • @MysteriousCowboyoftheInternet
    @MysteriousCowboyoftheInternet 2 роки тому +1

    Nanomachines, son

  • @yournarrator4730
    @yournarrator4730 2 роки тому +1

    The utensils serve the omnisaaha I can't I see it now when ever I'm eating I think of those dam bipedal toasters

  • @mrActionhouse
    @mrActionhouse 2 роки тому +2

    i kinda want to identify as stainless steel now.. huh..

  • @ad007xd2
    @ad007xd2 2 роки тому

    For a moment i thought i was watching Jeaney Collects

  • @vhals2052
    @vhals2052 Рік тому +1

    "see less"
    It's too late🔩

  • @smpltxt.
    @smpltxt. 2 роки тому

    "Machine, turn back now"
    -Gabriel

  • @realMrVent
    @realMrVent Рік тому

    The fact that the audio is echoed makes this 1000x funnier

  • @beanbag8449
    @beanbag8449 2 роки тому +1

    The church of the broken god also approves

  • @hoodly9910
    @hoodly9910 2 роки тому +2

    mordekaiser moment

  • @Brave_SJ
    @Brave_SJ 2 роки тому +2

    There are two genders, Weakness and Machine

  • @IRLKhaha
    @IRLKhaha 2 роки тому +2

    h̸̡̢̛̛̝̼̥̖̦̮̑̓̀̇̌̋̎͒͝͠a̵̡̛͈̔̀̈́̀͌̌̌̋̓͐̀̔̊͛̍̾̏̔̔͂͒͐͛͆̔͂̈́͒͑̂̔̍̈́̏͂̽̓͑̉́͐̚͘͠͝͝͝i̸̬̻̭̲̻͚̺̲̺̝͎̫̫̗̰̖̟̲̯̜̲͔̭̞̩͚͎̹͈͖̠̟̳͍̗̱̞̼̖͍̲̞͕͈̒́̀̽͗̈́̄́͜͝͝͠ͅl̷̡͎̺͍͔͕̺̬͖͇̙̮̿̋͑̀̋̆́͑̌̆̍͊͆̿̈̄̅̈̅́̓́̔̈̔͑̎̂̅̐͌́̀̌̕̚͠ͅ ̸̝̩͉̺̦͇̝̼̮̤̋̓̈́͊̏̄̐͂̾͌͗̓̈́͛̄͑̅͝͝ţ̸̨̢̢̡̩͉̮̤̰̮̗͔̙̦̝̬̮͈͇͓̗̙͉̳̟̣̼̹͙̞̌̃̎̉̄́͋̍̋̒͒́͝͝ͅḩ̶̡̢̥͕͖̩̗͎̺̮͇̬̗̟̖̂̔́̎̈́̎̐̄̎̕͜͜͜ͅͅé̷̡̢̨̨̨̧̡̛̳͎̪̫̞̪͇͉̪̼̭̳̝͙͉̜̯͖͍͉̞̮̥̲̺̭̤͛͂̄̀̇̿̋̿͌̑̽͐̀͌͋̏͋̚͜ͅͅͅ ̷̢̡̺̰̬̟̻̠̺͓̭̮̯̟͕̟̼̗̮̱̪̩̙͎̺̞̺̤̳͇̻̖̪̆̕̕͜͜͜͝ͅͅơ̴̡̧̤͎͔̳̬̗̟̗̗͔̺̦̟̜͓̗̞̜̘̠͚̙͕̹͖̰͙͔̟̻̝͓͇͚̱͎̥̩͔̹̖̅͗̆́͛̊̓̾̃́̊͆̈̿̇̌͐͑̀́̇͑̿̉̅̀̓̀̐͗́̕͘̚͝͠͝m̷̢̢̡̧̡̰̖̤͙̤͇̦͚̖̮̦͕̩̭̮̹̭̬̹͔̰̜͔̻͔̳̺͍͗̂̾́̀̀̑̓̓̒̓̀̾̿̏̈̓̃́̏̏̍̈́̈́̀̾̊̽͋̿̓̊̎͐̽́̃̓̕͜͜͠ͅͅn̸̛͖̦̱̘̽́̅̓̇͂̓̿̅̓̅̂̐͆̈́͗̈̏̒̌̋͋̔̏́̈́͊̅̌̉̔͝i̷̡̧̢̛̞̠̯̦̦̖̯͙̞̖̳̠̹̩͓̟̙̫̱̼̦̲̓̿̽̈́̉̅̀̈́͂͑̈́̌͊͝͝s̷̡̠̱͙̟͕̫͉͍͖͈̟͍̰̗̹͗͑̅̊̿̇͛̾̓̈̀̎̓͒̄̄́͌́̋́̾̿͛̍́͆̒͘͝s̵̡̡̨̢̨̧̜͕̺͙̳̩͕͈͕̝̤͖͉̬̦̙̟̥̹̩̫̜͎̲͓͓͈͉̗̤̼̟̮̝̋̓͂̑͊̅̓̐͒̊̀̆̆̇̍̽́͛̈́͒̋̚̕̕ͅͅͅí̸̢̱̮̦̻͕̯̠͔̣͎̾̅̐̇̀̋̋̓͋̄̈́̚͝͠ä̵̢̢͉̬̣̰̟͈̜͈̥͔͚̰͉͙͍̭͖̘̥̰̲̣̤̼̺̝͍͙̻̠͓̰̭̠̪̦̤͎̳̼̼̼̔̓͐̾͆͐̃̄̓̌̔͋̽͑̓̾̎̂͛̀͑͛̍͆̌͋̇̌̉̈́̏̈̚̚͜͝͝ͅh̴̢̡̧͉̥̳̖̫͍̘̤̤͉̰̳̠̼̠̟͚̱͕̹̹͖̜̩͕͕̭͈̣̿̎͂͗͋̽͂̔́̿̒͘̕͜͜͜͝͝
    .

  • @ReyHunter
    @ReyHunter 2 роки тому +1

    CREATURE OF STEEL

  • @matthewgrilli4497
    @matthewgrilli4497 Рік тому

    *Doom 2016 5ft robot entered the strawpool*

  • @deathkeys1
    @deathkeys1 Рік тому

    For the machine is immortal.

  • @אדרששון
    @אדרששון 2 роки тому

    maybe it is realy what this person was thinking

  • @unknowspectator8388
    @unknowspectator8388 2 роки тому

    "beams are so... unisex"

  • @mitchellfreeman967
    @mitchellfreeman967 2 роки тому

    -Darth Malak, several thousand BBY

  • @KozelPraiseGOELRO
    @KozelPraiseGOELRO Рік тому

    Me after inserting a nail in my urethra:

  • @dark_heretek
    @dark_heretek 2 роки тому

    Iron within Iron without

  • @brettser88
    @brettser88 2 роки тому +2

    This is awfully reminiscent of the Animatrix story of the rise of the machines. The speech that the machines gives to the UN Council is very similar to this speech.

    • @cumunist2120
      @cumunist2120 2 роки тому +2

      Could be inspired warhammer 40k is a pretty old franchise

  • @Basilisk650
    @Basilisk650 2 роки тому +3

    The emperor of men is the son of our mech-god.

  • @generellconfusion2592
    @generellconfusion2592 Рік тому +1

    You too will be upgraded! All resistent elements will deleted!

  • @DevaDragon911
    @DevaDragon911 Рік тому

    I wonder what a bathroom for Stainless Steel looks liked

  • @D8W2P4
    @D8W2P4 2 роки тому

    But iron - cold iron - is master of them all.

  • @litterbox019
    @litterbox019 2 роки тому

    yo congrats on 69 subs

  • @panzer4801
    @panzer4801 2 роки тому

    Dear God

  • @steellleets1862
    @steellleets1862 Рік тому +1

    I am the one.

  • @hubertino855
    @hubertino855 2 роки тому

    Blessed be the Machine God!!!!!!

  • @trinstonmichaels7062
    @trinstonmichaels7062 2 роки тому

    Trinston was here. .

  • @0NET0MB
    @0NET0MB 2 роки тому +2

    Praise be the Omnussy 😳

  • @crabby4380
    @crabby4380 2 роки тому

    Grim Quest moment

  • @mgrove5759
    @mgrove5759 2 роки тому

    Finally I feel represented!

  • @kekistaniempire8910
    @kekistaniempire8910 2 роки тому +3

    Perfect fit for my machine spirit

  • @FatallyParasocial
    @FatallyParasocial 2 роки тому +2

    Stainless steel is best gender

  • @stanleyholmes1266
    @stanleyholmes1266 2 роки тому +1

    Maybe if you make them to last. All the commonly available stuff wears out within the decade in most cases.

  • @dba6097
    @dba6097 2 роки тому

    Time to get Chrome up

  • @Nyartatouille
    @Nyartatouille 2 роки тому

    Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.

  • @brandonhughes4076
    @brandonhughes4076 2 роки тому

    Knock knock, open up the door, it’s real
    With the non-stop pop pop of stainless steel

  • @bread7620
    @bread7620 Рік тому

    He cannot be stained

  • @Tekdruid
    @Tekdruid 8 місяців тому

    I also identify as stainless steel.

  • @Anvil1137
    @Anvil1137 2 роки тому

    That's me.

  • @sleeplesshollow4216
    @sleeplesshollow4216 Рік тому

    I hate that the beat drop at the end was cut.

  • @Manudyne
    @Manudyne 2 роки тому

    As a copper machine I feel discriminated

  • @Mr-Ad-196
    @Mr-Ad-196 Рік тому

    Titanium alloy with regenerative liquid metal.........yeees I would probably like tis sort of body......

  • @StriKe_jk
    @StriKe_jk 2 роки тому

    I identify as - ERROR - I do not identify.

  • @iboneofsword864
    @iboneofsword864 2 роки тому +1

    I am the bone of my sword
    Steel is my body and fire is my blood
    I have created over a thousand blades
    Unknown to death nor known to life
    Have withstood pain to creatr many weapons,waiting for ones arrival
    And yet these hands will never hold anything
    So as i pray, UMLIMITED BLADE WORKS

  • @gbbpainting243
    @gbbpainting243 2 роки тому

    They forgot Flex Tape.

  • @dirt_dert_durt
    @dirt_dert_durt 2 роки тому +4

    This is my favorite niche meme, this sound bite