sup snorshippers, check out my smain snannel here (be a good snail) ua-cam.com/users/reinaeiry + did an actual cover of this song (but it's EPIC) here! ua-cam.com/video/5i1-N2_vZmg/v-deo.htmlsi=NDvTjXTme1W1rlED
@Justin Wescott I live in Snweden, probably meant to write snoatmeal but I couldn't remember the correct snord for it when I wrote this snomment. Have a great day, snir.
i have absolutely no idea how you didnt crack singing "ill tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife" because every single time i hear those parts i absolutely lose my shit
I don’t know why UA-cam recommended me this video today but I’m really snankful for it. “I’ll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife” is the best line I’ve heard in snears
After listening to this three or four times it starts to sound like a normal song, and I don't know if it's on account of the excellent singing or if I just really like the idea of snail church.
I'm in the ICU from organ failure and the pain is excruciating (don't drink 1.75 l of vodka at once) but this is one of the things I dissociate to vibe with while in that agony
"snorse" is, indeed, the resonant breaking point at which all souls must shatter into a snillion pieces, i think it is fair to say. it strikes me like someone mercilessly tickling my ribs.
SNEETHLESS DEATH and HIGH SNORSE aND EARTHLY SNEEN I'M WHEEZING. I _think..._ This is one of those moments when you're over qualified for something but you still have time to use your talent for hilarious things.
One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no UA-camr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear name
They really took that tumbler post a couple years ago and ran with it. It's absolutely killing me how good she sounds while singing a snail church joke, Perfection
*_S N A C K A R I F I C E_* 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌 As someone who keeps snails as pets, a standing ovation to the creator. From now on, snail feeding time will be known as a snackrifice.
@@Merlodica I can see that. After all, snails aren't really known for their carnivorous tendencies. They do eat flesh, but the worst munching my dudes get up to is the occasional cuttlefish bone. I have a hard time considering veggie scraps any kind of sacrifice. But it still sounds cool. EDIT: Also, try "snekrifice" out for size. 83-
My girlfriend played this while I was high and I’m usually so bad at understanding lyrics, on top of being high, I didn’t think anything was wrong and just figured I was hearing the real lyrics very weird. I didn’t notice it was a joke until I laughed so hard at “so you can snarf in your snife” and she started laughing too and I just knew it was a joke.
I've lived sixty three years on this earth. This is one of the oddest, yet sweetest things I've heard, and believe me, sister; I've seen some snit. Subbed.
I love how you can slowly hear the lyrics slowly get more and more absurd in the end compared to the beginning. At the start a couple lines get skipped because they didn't have a word that could go well with snail, but by the end every other word starts with "sn". It's beautiful really, the creative process.
It is a rainy day The gray clouds are blocking the sky's light and the smell of wet grass and whirled up dust is in the air A group of people, all dressed in black, are gathered on the graveyard's ground The faint sound of sobbing can be heard from a couple of the distraught women, staring down at the hole in the dirt. It's a funeral. It is *my* funeral. As the coffin begins lowering, as per my request prior to my passing a song is played. The slight crackling of static can be heard as the speaker is being turned on. The people's attention shortly falls on the now activated speaker, and the music is emitted. "Take me to snurch" begins playing. The sobbing becomes louder. By now almost all of the people present cannot contain their tears anymore. It was a special day. It was my snuneral.
Lyrics as follows: My snail's humour She's the sniggle at a funeral knows every snail's disapproval should've snorshipped her snooner if the sneveans ever did speak she's the last true snouthpiece every snunday's getting more bleak a fresh snoison each week we were born snick you heard them say it my snurch offers no absolutes she tells me worship in the snailroom the only snevean i'll be sent to is when i'm snalone with you we were born snick but I love it command me to be snail snaaaa snaaaamen snaaaamen snaaaamen take me to snurch i'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light i'll tell you my sins so you can snarpen your snife offer me that sneethless death oh good god let me snive you my snlife take me to snurch i'll worship like a snail the shrine of your life i'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife offer me that sneathless death oh good god let me snive you my snlife if i'm a sneagan of a good time my lover's the snun light keep the goddess on my side she demands a snackarifice drain the whole sea get something snaily something smeaty for the smain scourse that's a fine looking high snorse what you got in the snable we've alot of snarving snaithful that looks snasty that looks slenty this is snungry work take me to snurch i'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light i'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife offer me that sneathless death oh good god let me snife you my life take me to snurch i'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light i'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife offer me that sneathless death oh good god let me snive you my life no smasters or slugs when the srituals snegins there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle snins in the smadness and snoil of that snad earthly snene only then i am snail. only then i am slean.. ooooooh ooooooh SNAAAAAAAAMEN SNAAAAAAAAMEN SNAAAAAAAAMEN take me to snurch i'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light i'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife offer me that sneathless death oh good god let me snive you my snlife take me to snurch i'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light i'll tell you my snins you can snarpen your snife offer me that sneathless death oh good god let me snive you my snife
I knew i was getting on an auditory roller coaster when i started listening. And then i heard "snackarifice" and i knew this snong was something snecial.
It's so brave of this song to bring awareness to snailophobia in our society. I cried because I remember when my grandpa was snoutcast for being a snail in a slug society.
this is un-snironically, un-snequivocally, sniterally the snest snail snarody on the snarket snedit: *un-snironical *un-snequivocally *sniterally *snarody *snarket *snest *snedit
the particular pronunciation of "snorse" gets me ev-er-y. single. time. I just quietly, deeply, belly laughed myself to literal tears for perhaps the longest sustained laugh of my entire life, trying not to draw attention to myself in public. it tickles me to death and i don't know quite why, but i keep coming back for it over and over and over.
My friend got this in his feed today. The night before we were playing D&D and we had a giant snail as our temporary pet. In our recent combat he got Petrified as well as a few others. I was really sad because he was the first "animal" my character actually grew to like. We were lucky we had enough diamond dust to cure everyone, but we nearly lost our precious "Baja". Don't worry buddy, you'll make it back to our ship. We'll take you to snurch.
lifehack: put this on when you’re having a mental breakdown or trying to not cry. sing along to the lyrics as SERIOUSLY as you can. can guarantee it works to lift moods 🐌/10 ign
@@loreteller. no its a total meme character no offense taken, he's gone a bit off the rails as he is now a drag queen but thats neither here nor there. Last we met our intrepid adventurer and his trusty sentient giant wolfspider mount they took down a grey render zombie in one round with command undead, now they have a wall of meat to hide behind I play 3.5 so my character is a little broken and warlocks in 3.5 are broken anyway so yeah, I filled out the mythos a bit snails are now the vessel of his ladies an archfey kilorean who's absolutely mad, this song features front and center in the fully choreographed drag show (down to which spells are used for special effects at what part of the show) Not exactly the original idea but you know how d&d characters always end up different to what you intend lol
I can't listen to the original song without hearing "I'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife!" Or "Something smeaty for the main scorse. That's a fine looking high snorse." And I fucking love it!
I am literally never going to be able to hear the correct lyrics of this song again. Thank you for that. "So you can snarpen your snife" just put the biggest smile on my face
All I can picture is a snail priest going like: "Snake this, all of snou, and sneat of it, for this is my snail body, which will be sniven up snor snou and snor many snails, for the snorgiveness of snins"
sup snorshippers, check out my smain snannel here (be a good snail) ua-cam.com/users/reinaeiry
+ did an actual cover of this song (but it's EPIC) here! ua-cam.com/video/5i1-N2_vZmg/v-deo.htmlsi=NDvTjXTme1W1rlED
lol
But are there snails on your main channel too
@@Boris-lq8fs no but if u go check it out there will be a snail on your pillow tonight (good)
sno i wont
I don’t snow but i slove it
"snarpen your snife" hits unbelievably hard.
snunbelievably*
Snard*
“snarpen your snife” snits snunbelievably snard
@@captain1415 SNEALLL 🔥 🔥🔥
Sno true
Friend: "Oh, you're humming Take Me to Church, right?"
Me: "...uh, no snexactly."
Accurate. It took this cover for me to realize I don’t actually dislike take me to church, just hozers voice
"Snot even snose! A snurch is snothing like a church."
@@Mighty_Atheismo Oh wow, snat's really snever.
you snails are quite snelver!
Sname
Please never delete this. I need it for my funeral playlist
This and the shitty flute version of my heart will go on.
Gonna make snomeone the sniggle at your snuneral?
dont you mean at your snuneral
@@The1KidneyWonder snuneral snaillist
just snie faster then so it doesnt go snaway
comic sans is an absolutely devilish choice for the font
i'm pretty sure it is called comic snans
@SirCavas forgive me for I have made a grave mistake 😔🙏
you shall be forgiven but... do more than ten mistakes and you shall be brought down by snarp snnife@@MarsEatsDirt
Delightfully snevilish, sneymour
@@MarsEatsDirt*snave misnailke
“When you're happy, you enjoy the snusic. When you're sad, you understand the snyrics."
*snyrics
@@clodolcmidnights837
That's brilliant. I edited my original comment to match. 😂
*snad
@@gayanime8981 snunderstand*
*snad
born too late to explore the world, born to soon to explore space. born at just the right time for snurch.
Too*
Indeed 😔
Snamen
omg i'm dead
This phrase always makes me sort of depressed
the lyrics: pure art
the voice: absolutely gorgeous
my life: snanged
Snotel:
@@Daniel-br4nc Snivago
@@austingoodman2177sneathens
*Snying*
Its s-not delivery, its snigorno
1:43 In love with the random accent at "scource" and "snorse" 😭
she almost laughed at that part, you can hear it in her voice lmao I love it
Lmao i died the way she pronounce that word
How could you hear that in her voice? Just sounds nasily
something smeaty for the main ✨scorse✨
That looks Snasty
This song is so vocally demanding, glad someone used their talent to sing this masterpiece
To sning it
*snasterpiece
*Snong
I covered this song, but this cover beats mine. It's snailtastic!
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker you are a lesbian and that shit slaps
For me, the line that gets me good is “when I’m snalone with you” the way she accommodates that clunky af line really does it for me lmao
absolutely hysterical lmao
Me too ! 🤌
...Asnone. When I'm asnone with you.
It had to be Snalone as a soft a in Snail (Snal)
"scorse" and "snorse" absolutely sent me. This woman is a talent and a scholar.
Snholar*
Snins and snene got me lol
1:41 for anyone snundering
Snorse got me too lol
snoison killed me
"Something smeaty for the smain scourse" has by far my favorite delivery in the whole song
Finally, real music. No sninging about bitches or money, just snails bearing their snearts.
Buncha snails sniving their snife 🥹
Snearts****
Snfinally, someone snwith some common snense.
bears? i didnt hear anything about bears in this one?
snails snearing their snearts
This woman is using her great singing voice for a snailpost and I love it
yes
A snailpost? Dont you mean a snost?
To be fair, it's not a normal snost if you look into it
It might even be... a *snitpost*
You mean her sninging?🐌
This damn snoke is driving me snuts XD
I love how snasal “sn” makes everything, honestly snounds really snard to sing!!
you mean sning?
Snix-snundred-snixty-snixth like
snoo snon't snay!
*sning
@@personne-fp6cr one hundredth snlike
Letting the immortal snail reach you is worth it if it sings you this song.
The immortal snail is snesus snamen
send this to Gaijin
You found a way to make a song parody about snails sound genuinely emotional.
snong* snound*
Its sneautiful.
no seriously what the fuck is this and why is it in my recommended
@@normified sneriously*
@@normified Snails.
If this isn't played at my snuneral, i'm not snying.
Sname
Snittrely
for sneal
You have to be a millionaire for this to play at your funeral
@@BigBoyXanos don’t u mean ur snuneral
"That's a fine looking high snorse" Broke me
Same 😂
Sname*@@ajking4836
It's the nasally voice lmfao, instant classic
Love how quietly she sang the word "sniggle" compared to everything else lmao
(It's a real word. 'Snort' plus 'giggle')
@@DostoyevskyTolstoyno its short for snail + giggle
I mean it does not sound like a word to should be throwing around,sounds like one too many slurs for that
Gotta fly under that youtube radar
It's a hard song to sing, but she totally snailed it!
this should have more likes
@@monstrousmoss you mean it snould snave more snikes
@@cat_supernova2242 SNIKE, THATS THE WRONG SNUMBA
@@cat_supernova2242 snou snean snou snean snit snould snave snore snikes
@@AxolotlQueen selp
"Command me to be snail" almost made me spit my porridge out laughing
Snurely you meant snorrige out snaughing.
only then i am snail😊
@Justin Wescott I live in Snweden, probably meant to write snoatmeal but I couldn't remember the correct snord for it when I wrote this snomment. Have a great day, snir.
@Justin Wescott damn what did porridge ever do to you:/
(Its a pretty common breakfest food here in ireland even though I personally dont like it)
@@DudeOfTheWeek porridge and oatmeal are slightly different. (Porridge superior.)
I cried singing this
don't you mean, sninging?
me too
@@nandyk.2026 disliked
It made me cry
*sob*.....................it’s.................beautiful!..........................*sob*
Sniggle sounds like a slur for snails
Ay snou can't use snat, snat's our snord
I thought I was the only one that thought this😭😂
"So you can snarpen your snife" has me in tears 😭
PLS
May all your snins be forgiven
i'm literally crying, it's so stupid 😭😭😭
😂😂😂
IM SENT
"and you can snarpen your snife" just god tier lyrics
were you the millionth view?
@@vynland3227 maybe
True
The deliberate choice of "god" instead of "snod" implies that snails worship the human god instead of snail god
No, it means that God is a Snail.
No it means that snail is a god
no it means snail god is
No snail is means it god
Your ability to maintain your sninging voice while sninging these hilarious lyrics is snuper talented, snamen.
*snalented
*snaintain
She snalmost lost it by the snecond snerse, but I feel you.
snamen
*Snoice
“I’ll tell you my snins you you can snarpen your snife” I drank water at the worst possible time 😭
I went full coffee dragon on that line
I'm sorry for your snoss
same, my snouth became a coffee snuke@@chs76945
Snud took a snit snake
got chills... "only then I am snail, only then I am slean" .... so beautiful 🤧SNAMEN!
snamen 😭
@@Random_Caet you get it. Snamen!! 🙏😿
SNAMEN🙏🏻
Same! I got snoosebumps and it sent snivers down my snine
Snamen. 🙏
Every so often I randomly remember this and have to came back here
Snailcome back
Snailcome to snurch
This shall be the only church I go to from now on, sorry Father Pucci.
Now that Eiry has an actual EP out that I regularly listen to, it's become even more often lmao
@UwUOnDatBeat1101 here is a reminder to come back and listen again
i have absolutely no idea how you didnt crack singing "ill tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife" because every single time i hear those parts i absolutely lose my shit
i think u mean sninglish
Same
I fucking cant get over snourse man
@@goffermystoffer9995 wrong comment
Sims language be like:
I don’t know why UA-cam recommended me this video today but I’m really snankful for it.
“I’ll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife” is the best line I’ve heard in snears
It is ✨ etheric ✨ art.
@@Merlodica snart*
Snears*
@@arandompieceoffruit4017 my bad, fixed it
@@NotMegaKOBuster good
After listening to this three or four times it starts to sound like a normal song, and I don't know if it's on account of the excellent singing or if I just really like the idea of snail church.
It's genuinely better than the original imo.
idk, but really like the idea of snurch too :)
Sninging*
I've listened to it three times today, this snong is unreal
@@Ht9ehtoom I can’t stand pop men singing so I’m glad I got this. Genuinely going on my playlist
Remarkably talented vocalist, and knowing they don't take themselves sneriously is pretty cool
stoppp 😭😭😭
Lost it at snnaaaAAAAaaaaaAaammeeeEEEeen
Same XD
i fuckin lost it at the thumbnail
Same lol, that one really made me laugh
Holy shit, THE Sofilein? Didn't expect to see you here
dont you DARE apologize for this, this is a MASTERpiece and i intend on it being played at my funeral/wedding. which ever comes first.
It's a snasterpiece
The funeral will
@@nuke6641 LMAO
don’t you DARE apologizne for thisn, thisn isn a MASNTERpiece and i intend on it being played at my funeral/wedding. which ever comesn firsnt*
Don’t you mean snuneral/snedding?
this is sneautiful..
aye the cat itself came to worship the snail no snay
yes indeedy
nice to see you here.
Oh look a verified creator comment that isn't the number one comment. Legit never seen this before, kinda surprising
💀
"Something smeaty for the smain scourse."
😂
Just had a mild snental breakdown and this snong always sneers me up
I'm in the ICU from organ failure and the pain is excruciating (don't drink 1.75 l of vodka at once) but this is one of the things I dissociate to vibe with while in that agony
@Constant Chaos SNUDE ARE YOU SNOKAY
@@one-onessadhalf3393 of snorse. Now that snis
But yeah don't drink that much your organs don't like it
Now this is a snood
Ah yes, a snild snental sneakdown. We all snave those snometimes.
Weird Al probably listens to this as a lullaby to fall asleep at night ❤️
Sorry *snullaby
Genius.
@@samtheballoon1522*snenius
@@mememan1546 what a snerd.
Why ai? There's probably some humans that do it aswell, totally not me though
Imagine having a voice this good and choosing to make this. My envy is isneasurable.
Thought at first that I read that wrong.
I was mistaken.
Imagine being able to sing this without laughing
@@Thykothaken You snistaken you mean
@@aroguebard snod damnit
You’re not a snail or you’d know it’s spelled “snimeasurable”
I find it so irritating how "sneathless" doesn't sound like "deathless", but I also think that just adds to what a masterpiece this song is
I literally heard this before I heard the original, and I was disappointed in the original for not sounding like sneethless lol
1:45 something about the way she pronounces scourse just hits right.
Same with high snorse
I loveeee it lmaoooo
It's just perfect.
I'd describe it as sneavenly, yes.
It was a fairly snasally snorse, if I had to describe it sneloquently
**snorse**
I completely lost it at that line and then just spent the next minute and a half laughing. Snife is a VERY close second.
“Something smeaty for The smain smorse” at 1:42 had me dead on The floor
It sounds like Miranda sings lol
What’s so funny about a snorse
Snable is what killed me
"snorse" is, indeed, the resonant breaking point at which all souls must shatter into a snillion pieces, i think it is fair to say. it strikes me like someone mercilessly tickling my ribs.
SNEETHLESS DEATH and HIGH SNORSE aND EARTHLY SNEEN I'M WHEEZING.
I _think..._ This is one of those moments when you're over qualified for something but you still have time to use your talent for hilarious things.
Her pronunciation of “high snorse” absolutely slays me every time
walter white
One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no UA-camr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear name
✨snorses✨
Don't you mean SNEEZING?
"No smasters No slugs, when the srituals snegins" God, that hits hard.
i just got to that part when i reached this comment lmfao
The tone she sings "Scourse" and "snorse" in had me dying.
Very snasal, so snadorable.
real
sneal
They really took that tumbler post a couple years ago and ran with it. It's absolutely killing me how good she sounds while singing a snail church joke, Perfection
what post?
@@phi180 the snurch (snail church) post........
yes
I thought I recognised it.
I think it's older than that though, because I remember my friends quoting it and that was back in 2016.
“Only then I am snail, only then I am slean…” really had me snying
Praise the royal snail
**Snoyal
This snanged my life. I’ll never be the sname again
*_S N A C K A R I F I C E_*
🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌
As someone who keeps snails as pets, a standing ovation to the creator.
From now on, snail feeding time will be known as a snackrifice.
I scrolled down to this exactly as it was said
Snackifice sounds like a word I would use to describe feeding mice to my pet snake. I don’t have a pet snake actually, but you see my point? 🐍
@@Merlodica I can see that. After all, snails aren't really known for their carnivorous tendencies. They do eat flesh, but the worst munching my dudes get up to is the occasional cuttlefish bone. I have a hard time considering veggie scraps any kind of sacrifice. But it still sounds cool. EDIT: Also, try "snekrifice" out for size. 83-
@@MadamFoogie Snekrifice will be the first word I think of if I ever own a pet snake. 🐍
Let the S N A I L C R I F I C E begin!
*The perfect song doesn't exi-*
Snong*
@@whaky1149 it snexists
"Only then am I snail, I am slean" got me snolling
My humour is so broken that someone putting S at the beginning of some words in a song is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
"Command me to be snail" had me in fucking TEARS
Snears*
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 :(
@@skunkpigeon what did they comment
When you have voice of Godess and know how to use for good.
My girlfriend played this while I was high and I’m usually so bad at understanding lyrics, on top of being high, I didn’t think anything was wrong and just figured I was hearing the real lyrics very weird. I didn’t notice it was a joke until I laughed so hard at “so you can snarf in your snife” and she started laughing too and I just knew it was a joke.
damn i need to hear this song on salvia now. lord only knows that shit makes music sound WEIRDDDD
@@transsexual_computer_faeryman I gotta hear this on saliva too
@@cles0v 🤨 saliva?
How strong was the weed? Did it buy it from a nigga?
@@chrisavery3416 smokin that shlurp-infused tropical snail saliva
"so you can snarpen your snife" is one of my favorite lyrics of all time. true poetry
I've lived sixty three years on this earth. This is one of the oddest, yet sweetest things I've heard, and believe me, sister; I've seen some snit.
Subbed.
Snubbed
Your snixy three zamn
Exactly!
*sneen
I believe you, snister
The phrase "snarpen your snife" circulates through my thoughts on a regular basis.
I love how you can slowly hear the lyrics slowly get more and more absurd in the end compared to the beginning. At the start a couple lines get skipped because they didn't have a word that could go well with snail, but by the end every other word starts with "sn". It's beautiful really, the creative process.
the human minds ability to immediately begin flanderizing any given concept is just incredible
"I'll tell you my snins
so you can snarpen your snife."
Felt this one in my soul.
What English sounds like to non English-speakers
i think u mean sninglish
true
Sniglish*
I can confirm as a non english speaker
Ñ
It is a rainy day
The gray clouds are blocking the sky's light and the smell of wet grass and whirled up dust is in the air
A group of people, all dressed in black, are gathered on the graveyard's ground
The faint sound of sobbing can be heard from a couple of the distraught women, staring down at the hole in the dirt.
It's a funeral. It is *my* funeral.
As the coffin begins lowering, as per my request prior to my passing a song is played.
The slight crackling of static can be heard as the speaker is being turned on.
The people's attention shortly falls on the now activated speaker, and the music is emitted.
"Take me to snurch" begins playing.
The sobbing becomes louder.
By now almost all of the people present cannot contain their tears anymore.
It was a special day. It was my snuneral.
I was very sorry to hear of your passing next year on October 23rd at 8:30PM of natural causes.
The Snail Sncident 2023
The prophecy
@@Skids113 snaturally
What's this from?
Lyrics as follows:
My snail's humour
She's the sniggle at a funeral
knows every snail's disapproval
should've snorshipped her snooner
if the sneveans ever did speak
she's the last true snouthpiece
every snunday's getting more bleak
a fresh snoison each week
we were born snick
you heard them say it
my snurch offers no absolutes
she tells me worship in the snailroom
the only snevean i'll be sent to
is when i'm snalone with you
we were born snick
but I love it
command me to be snail
snaaaa
snaaaamen
snaaaamen
snaaaamen
take me to snurch
i'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
i'll tell you my sins so you can snarpen your snife
offer me that sneethless death
oh good god let me snive you my snlife
take me to snurch
i'll worship like a snail the shrine of your life
i'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife
offer me that sneathless death
oh good god let me snive you my snlife
if i'm a sneagan of a good time
my lover's the snun light
keep the goddess on my side
she demands a snackarifice
drain the whole sea
get something snaily
something smeaty for the smain scourse
that's a fine looking high snorse
what you got in the snable
we've alot of snarving snaithful
that looks snasty
that looks slenty
this is snungry work
take me to snurch
i'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
i'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife
offer me that sneathless death
oh good god let me snife you my life
take me to snurch
i'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
i'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife
offer me that sneathless death
oh good god let me snive you my life
no smasters or slugs
when the srituals snegins
there is no sweeter innocence
than our gentle snins
in the smadness and snoil
of that snad earthly snene
only then i am snail.
only then i am slean..
ooooooh
ooooooh
SNAAAAAAAAMEN
SNAAAAAAAAMEN
SNAAAAAAAAMEN
take me to snurch
i'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
i'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife
offer me that sneathless death
oh good god let me snive you my snlife
take me to snurch
i'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
i'll tell you my snins you can snarpen your snife
offer me that sneathless death
oh good god let me snive you my snife
Im not sure if sniggle is a word Im allowed to say
@@ThisIsNova74 that’s what I thought, it sounds so weird xP
I just sing “single” or something lol
I've been searching for this...thank you.
Missing got in the beginning
For some reason I absolutely lost it at 1:37 "She demands a snackrifice"
I demand a snackrifice as well
I don't care that these lyrics are even better than the original, the melodies in this song are just too soul-touching to ignore.
wdym? This is the snoriginal
Snail-touching*
*snoul-snouching
@@Hanzfox YOU NEED TO REPHRASE THAT
@@blanekaboom snail-snouching?
I knew i was getting on an auditory roller coaster when i started listening.
And then i heard "snackarifice" and i knew this snong was something snecial.
It's so brave of this song to bring awareness to snailophobia in our society. I cried because I remember when my grandpa was snoutcast for being a snail in a slug society.
Wow thats sneep thank you for sharing your story
Do you mean xenophobia? Sorry I meant snenophobia.
Imagining being snousted by your own family like that 😭😭
*snawareness
@@Rosie_Red8Snound the Slug
LMFAO! Girl, wtf did I just listen to? Such a beautiful voice and such a silly sense of humor. "Snarfin' your snife."
Thank you for the snessing Lord Snail 🙏🐌
snord(snail lord) is pleased you enjoyed 🐌
ALL HAIL THE SNORD SNAAAAAAAAMEN
Snamen!
WE MUST PLEASE THE SNORD!!
Snamen🙏
this is un-snironically, un-snequivocally, sniterally the snest snail snarody on the snarket
snedit:
*un-snironical
*un-snequivocally
*sniterally
*snarody
*snarket
*snest
*snedit
*snarket
*snarody
*snest
@@Nen_niN ok ill add it on
*snedit
this has the same energy as mozart using all of his talent just to write a song about licking his arse. please make more of this snit.
excuse me???????? what song are you referring to??
@@wintermelonsoup I think it's literally called "lick my arse"
@@wintermelonsoup I was curious and had to look it up. "Lech mich im Arsch" - Canon in B flat
@@mackicoA090211 Oh my god it's real
@@mackicoA090211 you’re the best
the particular pronunciation of "snorse" gets me ev-er-y. single. time. I just quietly, deeply, belly laughed myself to literal tears for perhaps the longest sustained laugh of my entire life, trying not to draw attention to myself in public. it tickles me to death and i don't know quite why, but i keep coming back for it over and over and over.
i dont even know what to say but this is truly unique, i’ve never heard of “snailified” music. wonderful.
every snong needs a snail snover
The emotion in her voice, The image, The smoothness It's perfect
*snoothness
*snaemotion *snoice *snimage *snailness
...
😂 im sorry
U mean snorry
I'm snorry, for my snins
Snit’s snokay
The pronunciation of "scource" and "snorse" at 1:43 is great
I love this song but This is my least favourite part of it. To each is own I guess haha
I HAVE REWOUND FOR THIS SEVERAL TIMES TY LMAO
I’m sure she had to try singing those two words multiple times without laughing 😂
got that heavy country accent flavor added tot he song
“Should have snorshiped her snooner” sent me into the ground laughing
I’m proceeding to send this to my groupchat lmao
My friend got this in his feed today. The night before we were playing D&D and we had a giant snail as our temporary pet. In our recent combat he got Petrified as well as a few others. I was really sad because he was the first "animal" my character actually grew to like. We were lucky we had enough diamond dust to cure everyone, but we nearly lost our precious "Baja". Don't worry buddy, you'll make it back to our ship. We'll take you to snurch.
Command him to be snail.
Snamen
Snamen to Baja Blast
Bajas blasting off again!
lifehack: put this on when you’re having a mental breakdown or trying to not cry. sing along to the lyrics as SERIOUSLY as you can. can guarantee it works to lift moods 🐌/10 ign
My snental sneakdowns have been snured. These snyrics are snivine
That sounds like a decent grounding technique 👍
it works
@@DreamtaleEnjoyerSNEANTAL SNAKEDOWNS.......... IM DYING /pos
unironically so snhelpful. by the time i realise that i’m sninging the snupidist thing possible, my brain gets confused enough to not go ape.
"should have snorshipped her snooner" isn't the only line that kills me, but it's one of the best ones
In the snip club straight up snorkin it, and by snit, snwellll snets snust snay sny snenis
I'm about to start a d&d campaign and this has inspired me to be a gnome warlock/Bard so I can worship snails and play this song
Make it warlock/bard/druid so they can wildshape sninto a snail while they snorship
@@lulolie amazing idea
I must know how this is going
Also, I might do this for my upcoming campaign (I'm not DM'ing, but maybe as a shitty [no offence] character lmao)
@@loreteller. no its a total meme character no offense taken, he's gone a bit off the rails as he is now a drag queen but thats neither here nor there. Last we met our intrepid adventurer and his trusty sentient giant wolfspider mount they took down a grey render zombie in one round with command undead, now they have a wall of meat to hide behind
I play 3.5 so my character is a little broken and warlocks in 3.5 are broken anyway so yeah, I filled out the mythos a bit snails are now the vessel of his ladies an archfey kilorean who's absolutely mad, this song features front and center in the fully choreographed drag show (down to which spells are used for special effects at what part of the show)
Not exactly the original idea but you know how d&d characters always end up different to what you intend lol
I can't listen to the original song without hearing "I'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife!" Or "Something smeaty for the main scorse. That's a fine looking high snorse." And I fucking love it!
what is the original sing
@@flap.d.jack247 Hozier Take Me To Church
@@bimates2690 thanks
@@bimates2690 funnily enough the song is about bisexuality
I am literally never going to be able to hear the correct lyrics of this song again. Thank you for that. "So you can snarpen your snife" just put the biggest smile on my face
It genuinely gives me a heart attack hearing any other version
@@Magosspud Srest in Speace
@@Dmanthepowerful Sneaven is snice at sleast
"snarpen your snife" idk why but I just love this part so much lol
the number of times I've cackled watching this
The best part of Take Me to Snurch was when she said "It's snailin time" and snailed all over the snyrics
Truly one of the snongs of all time
Dont forget they sold 1 snillion tickets and won the snammy award on the first week.
snail snweep baby!!
😢
@@C4pungMaster this doesn’t sneserve a snrammy, the snrammys sneserve this
snime*
"I'm so sorry" Don't apologize for perfection Queen
Snerfection sneen
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN
I'm sno snlorry
Pure literature, in 100 years this will be considered a snanstpeice 🐌
I NEED THIS ON SPOTIFY
Same
Same
snotify
Same
Sname
this is the last thing a snail hears before being eaten by a french person
OH NO THE FRENCH!!! 😱
We’re playing this at my wedding. My fiancée is watching me type this and for some reason he’s not stopping me from announcing it publically
You announced it love, there’s no backtracking now
There’s no backing out now
Tell us how it goes!
That means he loves you so much
update when
All I can picture is a snail priest going like:
"Snake this, all of snou, and sneat of it, for this is my snail body, which will be sniven up snor snou and snor many snails, for the snorgiveness of snins"
If there are Snurches, that insinuates the existence of Snudaism, Snesus, Snod, and Sneruslam
Snesus of Snazereth... the Snessaiah...
the book of snenisis@@whitherwhence
I'm literally shaking and crying right now 😭
I’m shnaking and snrying too
😅😭
Is that a Markiplier sneference?
Can't believe it took me 3 years to find this absolute masterpiece
For real
@@labeilleautiste6318same
saaaame
“I worship like a snail at the shine of your light” is the best line.