sup snorshippers, check out my smain snannel here (be a good snail) ua-cam.com/users/reinaeiry + did an actual cover of this song (but it's EPIC) here! ua-cam.com/video/5i1-N2_vZmg/v-deo.htmlsi=NDvTjXTme1W1rlED
I am literally never going to be able to hear the correct lyrics of this song again. Thank you for that. "So you can snarpen your snife" just put the biggest smile on my face
@Justin Wescott I live in Snweden, probably meant to write snoatmeal but I couldn't remember the correct snord for it when I wrote this snomment. Have a great day, snir.
After listening to this three or four times it starts to sound like a normal song, and I don't know if it's on account of the excellent singing or if I just really like the idea of snail church.
I'm in the ICU from organ failure and the pain is excruciating (don't drink 1.75 l of vodka at once) but this is one of the things I dissociate to vibe with while in that agony
*_S N A C K A R I F I C E_* 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌 As someone who keeps snails as pets, a standing ovation to the creator. From now on, snail feeding time will be known as a snackrifice.
@@Merlodica I can see that. After all, snails aren't really known for their carnivorous tendencies. They do eat flesh, but the worst munching my dudes get up to is the occasional cuttlefish bone. I have a hard time considering veggie scraps any kind of sacrifice. But it still sounds cool. EDIT: Also, try "snekrifice" out for size. 83-
i have absolutely no idea how you didnt crack singing "ill tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife" because every single time i hear those parts i absolutely lose my shit
My girlfriend played this while I was high and I’m usually so bad at understanding lyrics, on top of being high, I didn’t think anything was wrong and just figured I was hearing the real lyrics very weird. I didn’t notice it was a joke until I laughed so hard at “so you can snarf in your snife” and she started laughing too and I just knew it was a joke.
Our Snord Who snart in Sneaven Hallowed by thy swirl Thy shell has come Thy will be done On Snearth as it is in Sneaven Give us this day, our daily leafes And forgive us our slitheries For we forgive those that slither against us And slead us not into snaltiness But slither us from predators Snamen
Snail, Mary, full of snace, the Snord is with snee. Blessed art thou among snoomen and blessed is the snruit of thy snomb, Snesus. Snoly Mary, Snother of God, pray for us sninners, Snow and at the hour of our Sneath. Amen.
this is un-snironically, un-snequivocally, sniterally the snest snail snarody on the snarket snedit: *un-snironical *un-snequivocally *sniterally *snarody *snarket *snest *snedit
Being able to sing this well while pronouncing nonsense words like this is seriously impressive, you need to have a lot of control over your voice to do this not to mention willpower to resist cracking up at the goofy things you're saying.
It is a rainy day The gray clouds are blocking the sky's light and the smell of wet grass and whirled up dust is in the air A group of people, all dressed in black, are gathered on the graveyard's ground The faint sound of sobbing can be heard from a couple of the distraught women, staring down at the hole in the dirt. It's a funeral. It is *my* funeral. As the coffin begins lowering, as per my request prior to my passing a song is played. The slight crackling of static can be heard as the speaker is being turned on. The people's attention shortly falls on the now activated speaker, and the music is emitted. "Take me to snurch" begins playing. The sobbing becomes louder. By now almost all of the people present cannot contain their tears anymore. It was a special day. It was my snuneral.
I don’t know why UA-cam recommended me this video today but I’m really snankful for it. “I’ll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife” is the best line I’ve heard in snears
lifehack: put this on when you’re having a mental breakdown or trying to not cry. sing along to the lyrics as SERIOUSLY as you can. can guarantee it works to lift moods 🐌/10 ign
My friend was talking about this video to me because our Choir/science teacher had showed it to him in class. After searching it up, I was not disappointed. Thanks Mr. Viets for bringing this masterpiece of a video into my life
They really took that tumbler post a couple years ago and ran with it. It's absolutely killing me how good she sounds while singing a snail church joke, Perfection
SNEETHLESS DEATH and HIGH SNORSE aND EARTHLY SNEEN I'M WHEEZING. I _think..._ This is one of those moments when you're over qualified for something but you still have time to use your talent for hilarious things.
One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no UA-camr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear name
I've lived sixty three years on this earth. This is one of the oddest, yet sweetest things I've heard, and believe me, sister; I've seen some snit. Subbed.
sup snorshippers, check out my smain snannel here (be a good snail) ua-cam.com/users/reinaeiry
+ did an actual cover of this song (but it's EPIC) here! ua-cam.com/video/5i1-N2_vZmg/v-deo.htmlsi=NDvTjXTme1W1rlED
lol
But are there snails on your main channel too
@@Boris-lq8fs no but if u go check it out there will be a snail on your pillow tonight (good)
sno i wont
I don’t snow but i slove it
“When you're happy, you enjoy the snusic. When you're sad, you understand the snyrics."
*snyrics
@@clodolcmidnights837
That's brilliant. I edited my original comment to match. 😂
*snad
@@gayanime8981 snunderstand*
*snad
I cried singing this
don't you mean, sninging?
me too
@@nandyk.2026 disliked
It made me cry
*sob*.....................it’s.................beautiful!..........................*sob*
"snarpen your snife" hits unbelievably hard.
snunbelievably*
Snard*
“snarpen your snife” snits snunbelievably snard
@@captain1415 SNEALLL 🔥 🔥🔥
Sno true
Friend: "Oh, you're humming Take Me to Church, right?"
Me: "...uh, no snexactly."
Accurate. It took this cover for me to realize I don’t actually dislike take me to church, just hozers voice
"Snot even snose! A snurch is snothing like a church."
@@Mighty_Atheismo Oh wow, snat's really snever.
"Should've snorshiped her snooner" Hits me in the feelers
“Snould’ve snorshiped sner snooner” Snits sne snin sne sneelers
@@mushroomy9899 "🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌"
🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌
sneelers*
do you mean the sneelers
fr
born too late to explore the world, born to soon to explore space. born at just the right time for snurch.
Too*
Indeed 😔
Snamen
omg i'm dead
This phrase always makes me sort of depressed
I may be atheist, but this was a religious experience
Yuck!
@@Toastersinbathtub ???
didn't know you still replied 2 months ago
Imma have to agree with that
*snatheist
“I’ll tell you my snins you you can snarpen your snife” I drank water at the worst possible time 😭
I went full coffee dragon on that line
I'm sorry for your snoss
same, my snouth became a coffee snuke@@chs76945
Snud took a snit snake
Finally, real music. No sninging about bitches or money, just snails bearing their snearts.
Buncha snails sniving their snife 🥹
Snearts****
Snfinally, someone snwith some common snense.
bears? i didnt hear anything about bears in this one?
snails snearing their snearts
"scorse" and "snorse" absolutely sent me. This woman is a talent and a scholar.
Snholar*
Snins and snene got me lol
1:41 for anyone snundering
Snorse got me too lol
snoison killed me
1:43 In love with the random accent at "scource" and "snorse" 😭
she almost laughed at that part, you can hear it in her voice lmao I love it
"That's a fine looking high snorse" Broke me
Same 😂
Sname*@@ajking4836
What English sounds like to non English-speakers
i think u mean sninglish
true
Sniglish*
I can confirm as a non english speaker
Ñ
This woman is using her great singing voice for a snailpost and I love it
yes
A snailpost? Dont you mean a snost?
To be fair, it's not a normal snost if you look into it
It might even be... a *snitpost*
You mean her sninging?🐌
This damn snoke is driving me snuts XD
I am literally never going to be able to hear the correct lyrics of this song again. Thank you for that. "So you can snarpen your snife" just put the biggest smile on my face
It genuinely gives me a heart attack hearing any other version
"should have snorshipped her snooner" isn't the only line that kills me, but it's one of the best ones
"So you can snarpen your snife" has me in tears 😭
PLS
May all your snins be forgiven
i'm literally crying, it's so stupid 😭😭😭
😂😂😂
IM SENT
the lyrics: pure art
the voice: absolutely gorgeous
my life: snanged
Snotel:
@@Daniel-br4nc Snivago
@@austingoodman2177sneathens
*Snying*
Snamen 🐌
WE SNARPENING OUR SNIVES WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
Most underrated comment 😂😂😂
Love how quietly she sang the word "sniggle" compared to everything else lmao
(It's a real word. 'Snort' plus 'giggle')
It's a hard song to sing, but she totally snailed it!
this should have more likes
@@monstrousmoss you mean it snould snave more snikes
@@cat_supernova2242 SNIKE, THATS THE WRONG SNUMBA
@@cat_supernova2242 snou snean snou snean snit snould snave snore snikes
@@AxolotlQueen selp
Please never delete this. I need it for my funeral playlist
This and the shitty flute version of my heart will go on.
Gonna make snomeone the sniggle at your snuneral?
dont you mean at your snuneral
@@The1KidneyWonder snuneral snaillist
just snie faster then so it doesnt go snaway
"Something smeaty for the smain scourse" has by far my favorite delivery in the whole song
I find it so irritating how "sneathless" doesn't sound like "deathless", but I also think that just adds to what a masterpiece this song is
This song is so vocally demanding, glad someone used their talent to sing this masterpiece
To sning it
*snasterpiece
*Snong
I covered this song, but this cover beats mine. It's snailtastic!
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker you are a lesbian and that shit slaps
Letting the immortal snail reach you is worth it if it sings you this song.
The immortal snail is snesus snamen
Remarkably talented vocalist, and knowing they don't take themselves sneriously is pretty cool
1:45 something about the way she pronounces scourse just hits right.
Same with high snorse
I loveeee it lmaoooo
It's just perfect.
I'd describe it as sneavenly, yes.
It was a fairly snasally snorse, if I had to describe it sneloquently
For me, the line that gets me good is “when I’m snalone with you” the way she accommodates that clunky af line really does it for me lmao
absolutely hysterical lmao
Me too ! 🤌
...Asnone. When I'm asnone with you.
It had to be Snalone as a soft a in Snail (Snal)
"Something smeaty for the smain scourse."
😂
Sniggle sounds like a slur for snails
Ay snou can't use snat, snat's our snord
If this isn't played at my snuneral, i'm not snying.
Sname
Snittrely
for sneal
You have to be a millionaire for this to play at your funeral
@@BigBoyXanos don’t u mean ur snuneral
Weird Al probably listens to this as a lullaby to fall asleep at night ❤️
Sorry *snullaby
Genius.
@@samtheballoon1522*snenius
@@mememan1546 what a snerd.
Why ai? There's probably some humans that do it aswell, totally not me though
Every so often I randomly remember this and have to came back here
Snailcome back
Snailcome to snurch
This shall be the only church I go to from now on, sorry Father Pucci.
the "that's a fine looking high Snorse" Got me laughing so hard XD
You found a way to make a song parody about snails sound genuinely emotional.
snong* snound*
Its sneautiful.
no seriously what the fuck is this and why is it in my recommended
@@normified sneriously*
@@normified Snails.
I love how snasal “sn” makes everything, honestly snounds really snard to sing!!
you mean sning?
Snix-snundred-snixty-snixth like
snoo snon't snay!
*sning
@@personne-fp6cr one hundredth snlike
WE MAKIN IT OUT THE SNUBURBS WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🗣 💯
This snanged my life. I’ll never be the sname again
"Command me to be snail" almost made me spit my porridge out laughing
Snurely you meant snorrige out snaughing.
only then i am snail😊
@Justin Wescott I live in Snweden, probably meant to write snoatmeal but I couldn't remember the correct snord for it when I wrote this snomment. Have a great day, snir.
@Justin Wescott damn what did porridge ever do to you:/
(Its a pretty common breakfest food here in ireland even though I personally dont like it)
@@DudeOfTheWeek porridge and oatmeal are slightly different. (Porridge superior.)
got chills... "only then I am snail, only then I am slean" .... so beautiful 🤧SNAMEN!
snamen 😭
@@Random_Caet you get it. Snamen!! 🙏😿
SNAMEN🙏🏻
Same! I got snoosebumps and it sent snivers down my snine
Snamen. 🙏
"so you can snarpen your snife" is one of my favorite lyrics of all time. true poetry
comic sans is an absolutely devilish choice for the font
"and you can snarpen your snife" just god tier lyrics
were you the millionth view?
@@vynland3227 maybe
True
this is sneautiful..
aye the cat itself came to worship the snail no snay
yes indeedy
nice to see you here.
Oh look a verified creator comment that isn't the number one comment. Legit never seen this before, kinda surprising
💀
Snonestly snurprised that innocence wasn't changed to sninnocence. This is a great snong, snamen
this is giving me a stronk
Lost it at snnaaaAAAAaaaaaAaammeeeEEEeen
Same XD
i fuckin lost it at the thumbnail
Same lol, that one really made me laugh
After listening to this three or four times it starts to sound like a normal song, and I don't know if it's on account of the excellent singing or if I just really like the idea of snail church.
It's genuinely better than the original imo.
idk, but really like the idea of snurch too :)
Sninging*
I've listened to it three times today, this snong is unreal
@@Ht9ehtoom I can’t stand pop men singing so I’m glad I got this. Genuinely going on my playlist
I wish this was on Spotify
Same herr
as a top 0.1% hozier listener according to spotify wrapped this is the best thing ive ever heard
Just had a mild snental breakdown and this snong always sneers me up
I'm in the ICU from organ failure and the pain is excruciating (don't drink 1.75 l of vodka at once) but this is one of the things I dissociate to vibe with while in that agony
@Constant Chaos SNUDE ARE YOU SNOKAY
@@one-onessadhalf3393 of snorse. Now that snis
But yeah don't drink that much your organs don't like it
Now this is a snood
Ah yes, a snild snental sneakdown. We all snave those snometimes.
Imagine having a voice this good and choosing to make this. My envy is isneasurable.
Thought at first that I read that wrong.
I was mistaken.
Imagine being able to sing this without laughing
@@Thykothaken You snistaken you mean
@@aroguebard snod damnit
You’re not a snail or you’d know it’s spelled “snimeasurable”
i think this is a pretty accurate summary of the hollow knight lore
This is the silksong
"snarpen your snife" idk why but I just love this part so much lol
Your ability to maintain your sninging voice while sninging these hilarious lyrics is snuper talented, snamen.
*snalented
*snaintain
She snalmost lost it by the snecond snerse, but I feel you.
snamen
*Snoice
*_S N A C K A R I F I C E_*
🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌
As someone who keeps snails as pets, a standing ovation to the creator.
From now on, snail feeding time will be known as a snackrifice.
I scrolled down to this exactly as it was said
Snackifice sounds like a word I would use to describe feeding mice to my pet snake. I don’t have a pet snake actually, but you see my point? 🐍
@@Merlodica I can see that. After all, snails aren't really known for their carnivorous tendencies. They do eat flesh, but the worst munching my dudes get up to is the occasional cuttlefish bone. I have a hard time considering veggie scraps any kind of sacrifice. But it still sounds cool. EDIT: Also, try "snekrifice" out for size. 83-
@@MadamFoogie Snekrifice will be the first word I think of if I ever own a pet snake. 🐍
Let the S N A I L C R I F I C E begin!
Twice a year this gets recommended to me and I cannot be happier
snank you, this has truly snightened my snevening. i cannot wait to snurprise my sneinds with this the next time we hang out
i have absolutely no idea how you didnt crack singing "ill tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife" because every single time i hear those parts i absolutely lose my shit
i think u mean sninglish
Same
I fucking cant get over snourse man
@@goffermystoffer9995 wrong comment
Sims language be like:
My girlfriend played this while I was high and I’m usually so bad at understanding lyrics, on top of being high, I didn’t think anything was wrong and just figured I was hearing the real lyrics very weird. I didn’t notice it was a joke until I laughed so hard at “so you can snarf in your snife” and she started laughing too and I just knew it was a joke.
damn i need to hear this song on salvia now. lord only knows that shit makes music sound WEIRDDDD
@@asuka_the_void_witchman I gotta hear this on saliva too
@@cles0v 🤨 saliva?
How strong was the weed? Did it buy it from a nigga?
@@chrisavery3416 smokin that shlurp-infused tropical snail saliva
3 years later this is still the greatest song I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing. From the bottom of my heart - snak you.
Our Snord
Who snart in Sneaven
Hallowed by thy swirl
Thy shell has come
Thy will be done
On Snearth as it is in Sneaven
Give us this day, our daily leafes
And forgive us our slitheries
For we forgive those that slither against us
And slead us not into snaltiness
But slither us from predators
Snamen
Snamen 🤲🛐
Snail, Mary, full of snace,
the Snord is with snee.
Blessed art thou among snoomen
and blessed is the snruit of thy snomb, Snesus.
Snoly Mary, Snother of God,
pray for us sninners,
Snow and at the hour of our Sneath.
Amen.
*The perfect song doesn't exi-*
Snong*
@@whaky1149 it snexists
The tone she sings "Scourse" and "snorse" in had me dying.
Very snasal, so snadorable.
real
sneal
PLS im listening to this at work trying not to explode from laughter 💀
Pure literature, in 100 years this will be considered a snanstpeice 🐌
this is un-snironically, un-snequivocally, sniterally the snest snail snarody on the snarket
snedit:
*un-snironical
*un-snequivocally
*sniterally
*snarody
*snarket
*snest
*snedit
*snarket
*snarody
*snest
@@Nen_niN ok ill add it on
*snedit
Thank you for the snessing Lord Snail 🙏🐌
snord(snail lord) is pleased you enjoyed 🐌
ALL HAIL THE SNORD SNAAAAAAAAMEN
Snamen!
WE MUST PLEASE THE SNORD!!
Snamen🙏
Help me😭 I’m laughing so hard at the “sharpen your Snife” I have tears
My snanthem.
Being able to sing this well while pronouncing nonsense words like this is seriously impressive, you need to have a lot of control over your voice to do this not to mention willpower to resist cracking up at the goofy things you're saying.
snonsense*
it's a whole slanguage
snonsense* ..(edit) oh Feksnander got there snirst
Take me to toad
@@number1goose bruh
@@LostGlitching yes
dont you DARE apologize for this, this is a MASTERpiece and i intend on it being played at my funeral/wedding. which ever comes first.
It's a snasterpiece
The funeral will
@@nuke6641 LMAO
don’t you DARE apologizne for thisn, thisn isn a MASNTERpiece and i intend on it being played at my funeral/wedding. which ever comesn firsnt*
Don’t you mean snuneral/snedding?
my friend told me to listen to this, and i am so glad i did
"only then I am snail"
Hits hard man
It is a rainy day
The gray clouds are blocking the sky's light and the smell of wet grass and whirled up dust is in the air
A group of people, all dressed in black, are gathered on the graveyard's ground
The faint sound of sobbing can be heard from a couple of the distraught women, staring down at the hole in the dirt.
It's a funeral. It is *my* funeral.
As the coffin begins lowering, as per my request prior to my passing a song is played.
The slight crackling of static can be heard as the speaker is being turned on.
The people's attention shortly falls on the now activated speaker, and the music is emitted.
"Take me to snurch" begins playing.
The sobbing becomes louder.
By now almost all of the people present cannot contain their tears anymore.
It was a special day. It was my snuneral.
I was very sorry to hear of your passing next year on October 23rd at 8:30PM of natural causes.
The Snail Sncident 2023
The prophecy
@@Skids113 snaturally
What's this from?
I don’t know why UA-cam recommended me this video today but I’m really snankful for it.
“I’ll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife” is the best line I’ve heard in snears
It is ✨ etheric ✨ art.
@@Merlodica snart*
Snears*
@@arandompieceoffruit4017 my bad, fixed it
@@NotMegaKOBuster good
The fact that the sninging is actually good makes it infinitely snetter
this is causing me actual physical pain
100/10
lifehack: put this on when you’re having a mental breakdown or trying to not cry. sing along to the lyrics as SERIOUSLY as you can. can guarantee it works to lift moods 🐌/10 ign
My snental sneakdowns have been snured. These snyrics are snivine
That sounds like a decent grounding technique 👍
it works
@@DreamtaleEnjoyerSNEANTAL SNAKEDOWNS.......... IM DYING /pos
unironically so snhelpful. by the time i realise that i’m sninging the snupidist thing possible, my brain gets confused enough to not go ape.
The pronunciation of "scource" and "snorse" at 1:43 is great
I love this song but This is my least favourite part of it. To each is own I guess haha
I HAVE REWOUND FOR THIS SEVERAL TIMES TY LMAO
I’m sure she had to try singing those two words multiple times without laughing 😂
got that heavy country accent flavor added tot he song
This would be a classic viral video if it came out in 2007, it has perfect early UA-cam vibes
I no longer understand my sense of humor, but this made me giggle
We’re playing this at my wedding. My fiancée is watching me type this and for some reason he’s not stopping me from announcing it publically
You announced it love, there’s no backtracking now
There’s no backing out now
Tell us how it goes!
That means he loves you so much
update when
The best part of Take Me to Snurch was when she said "It's snailin time" and snailed all over the snyrics
Truly one of the snongs of all time
Dont forget they sold 1 snillion tickets and won the snammy award on the first week.
snail snweep baby!!
😢
@@C4pungMaster this doesn’t sneserve a snrammy, the snrammys sneserve this
snime*
This is beautiful and the image triggers a deep fear in my core, it's perfect
Favorite part is that you felt the need to specify (snail church)
this has the same energy as mozart using all of his talent just to write a song about licking his arse. please make more of this snit.
excuse me???????? what song are you referring to??
@@lemonanth I think it's literally called "lick my arse"
@@lemonanth I was curious and had to look it up. "Lech mich im Arsch" - Canon in B flat
@@mackicoA090211 Oh my god it's real
@@mackicoA090211 you’re the best
“Only then I am snail, only then I am slean…” really had me snying
Praise the royal snail
**Snoyal
My friend was talking about this video to me because our Choir/science teacher had showed it to him in class. After searching it up, I was not disappointed. Thanks Mr. Viets for bringing this masterpiece of a video into my life
“I’ll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife.” Lyrics really speak to me 😔
They really took that tumbler post a couple years ago and ran with it. It's absolutely killing me how good she sounds while singing a snail church joke, Perfection
what post?
@@phi180 the snurch (snail church) post........
yes
I thought I recognised it.
I think it's older than that though, because I remember my friends quoting it and that was back in 2016.
SNEETHLESS DEATH and HIGH SNORSE aND EARTHLY SNEEN I'M WHEEZING.
I _think..._ This is one of those moments when you're over qualified for something but you still have time to use your talent for hilarious things.
Her pronunciation of “high snorse” absolutely slays me every time
walter white
One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no UA-camr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear name
✨snorses✨
Don't you mean SNEEZING?
when they invent a snail:human translator i hope snails sound like this
The hesitation on "sniggle" was so real
I've lived sixty three years on this earth. This is one of the oddest, yet sweetest things I've heard, and believe me, sister; I've seen some snit.
Subbed.
Snubbed
Your snixy three zamn
Exactly!
*sneen
I believe you, snister
"Command me to be snail" had me in fucking TEARS
Snears*
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 :(
@@ghostgoneish9881 what did they comment
She mustve loved snails so much she made he own snong.
'She demands a snackrifice' Ain't that the truth.