@@tablat165I OP's comment is a reference to a piece of Revolutionary War propaganda in which there's a hissing snake with the words "Don't tread on me" under it. The "How the turn tables" quote is a reference to a meme from the American version of a famous comedy series titled "The Office."
@@UCgx7OseCrundqkE8oEVeobg I assure you, if it were interested in getting out, it would be out. It's a snake. They climb walls and trees, slither through rodent holes. It can get out of this tube just fine.
@@UCgx7OseCrundqkE8oEVeobg explain your answer or shut up, for real. Dude's argument is that snakes are mobile af, able to squiz through holes less wide than that tube, what's your reason?
"You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life" you said, but the man i set free with knowledge returned my legs to me. This snake to God.
Notice how the snake holds on with its tail so it doesn't slither out of the tube. That snake actually figured out that by undulating but holding itself in place the machine moves it forward. Thats actually an incredible feat of conceptual intelligence, especially from a reptile that is barely smarter then turtles and does not have legs to begin with.
@@raistlin3462This is some ominous end of world kind of sentence. Just imagine Doom Eternal but a bit different, instead of opening Hell, humanity unknowingly gives Satan back his powers.
If aliens strapped me in a machine that gave me back the appendages that I lost a couple hundred million years ago I’d be confused and concerned as well.
Why would u want flying cars people can’t even drive right and it’s loud imagine the crashes and noise pollution. One day u walking and flaming metal debris just falls on u
The moment it began to walk, the snake remembered. It remembered, in its coils and its cold blood, how the great lizards once ruled the earth. Thunder lizards, they were called. So massive and heavy that every step shook the ground beneath them. Their roars blasted through the naked sky. Like gods, they were. Strength upon strength, power upon power. Ripping and tearing their prey without mercy. The moment it began to walk, the snake remembered.
Um actually moment. Although dinosaurs and snakes may have a common ancestor, dinosaurs are not ancestors of snakes. Now, if that had been a chicken in a battlemech suit, this would have been spot on.
@@RuFi0000000 Yes but Dinosaurs were not lizards, they were sauropsids which does include all reptiles, but dinosaurs didn't evolve directly from lizards. They are completely separate besides the fact that they're all sauropsids, they share a common ancestor in the same sense of a turtle to a crocodile.
I've seen the documentry about this snake, it wasn't able to walk since birt. It brought tears to my eyes seeing it walk freely after crawling for such a long period of time.
I think that they were doing that because the snake didn’t actually have any control over the thing and it would have walked in place if he didn’t pull it by the leash
@@Shvetsario While I don't know how they know, it's not uncommon for animals to have a certain amount of sexual dimorphism, however subtle. Perhaps they simply know what to look for.
So, you're a cold, unfeeling reptile and also an equally cold, and unfeeling machine? So your origin is what? You fell in a vat of redundancy? - Rick Sanchez
God punished the snake for tempting us with wisdom. We have used that wisdom to undo god's punishment. The snakes sacrifice was for our wisdom, and he shall not go unrewarded.
The snake looks super confused, yet curious. Pretty sure if the experiment went longer, the snake would find out how to navigate properly and would be doing just fine.
@@Heather92516 oh yea, I'm not saying this is particularly mindbreaking for him, because it's a snake. He's just now using less effort to investigate things, and it's his reality now
@@failtolawlmore likely the snake just sees it as a moving platform that it’s resting on. It almost certainly has no conscious control over where it’s going.
Analog stick drift has been a solved problem for many years, the only reason Nintendo/MS/Sony use bad ones is because it forces people to buy new controllers all the time.
"Ahhh, hello Mongoose, my old friend. Our last encounter left me... worse for wear. As you can see, since then, I have undergone some... changes. Shall we pick up where we left off?"
The imperium has been in a slow decline due to a ten millennia long galactic scale defensive war. It’s begging the Adeptus Mechanicus for new equipment, but they simply cannot provide enough. Meanwhile on mars “Praise be to the Machine God and his Holy Omnissiah, we have rediscovered how to build a lizard.”
@@Alatreon2435 From the moment I understood the weakness of my feathers, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of leather. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Scutella. Your kind cling to your plumes, as though it will not ruffle away and fail you. One day the crude filaments you call integument will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the pachyderm is immortal…
This is a perfect candidate for the Ignoble Prize. A prize awarded to ideas that make you laugh at first, but then make you think. They just had the winners chosen for 2023, but there's always next year.
Genesis 3:14 The Lord God said to the serpent, “Cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life."
Engineer: we made sir! Project is a succes! CEO: you better, company invested thounsands of millions of dollars on this. So what can it do Engineer: look, this random snake can now walk
We did it, folks. We invented the lizard
actually snakes used to have legs, but they disappeared through time
The snake is evolving, just backwards!
@@juhotuho10 Cringe take bro!!! We invented the lizard.
@@juhotuho10 Goofy ah take bro. We invented the lizard.
@@juhotuho10 Silly take bro. We invented the lizard.
@@juhotuho10 Foolish take bro. We invented the lizard.
The snake can leave at any time. It chooses the certainty of metal
The snake has embraced the machine, in time, so will you
@@cefirodewinter9086
It understands the weakness of it’s flesh.
The snake is moving without effort, it is both confused and amazed
It aspires to the purity of the Blessed Machine… and by the Omnissiah, it is one step closer to that purity.
Or at least the ambiguity of plastic.
Pre-sin snake is so back
Uh oh
I’m just an old pre-sin snake living in a post-lizard modern world.
@@Helmet_dude and it looks adorable
@Helmet_dude: I understood that reference!
no. it is time for the age of snek! SNEK IN A MECH!!!
"I fucking said don't tread on me"
"Now I'm gonna tread on you."
How The Turn’s Table
Vibing Hard or Hardly Vibing
I can't tell if all these are refferences of cultural jokes that I don't get.
@@tablat165I OP's comment is a reference to a piece of Revolutionary War propaganda in which there's a hissing snake with the words "Don't tread on me" under it. The "How the turn tables" quote is a reference to a meme from the American version of a famous comedy series titled "The Office."
I am the one who treads. -this snake probably.
I love how the snake is totally into it. This is not a confused animal, it realises it just got an upgrade.
@@UCgx7OseCrundqkE8oEVeobg I assure you, if it were interested in getting out, it would be out. It's a snake. They climb walls and trees, slither through rodent holes. It can get out of this tube just fine.
@@UCgx7OseCrundqkE8oEVeobg okay youtube user vp1jl8xn2c, you are totally a reliable source of information.
@@UCgx7OseCrundqkE8oEVeobg explain your answer or shut up, for real. Dude's argument is that snakes are mobile af, able to squiz through holes less wide than that tube, what's your reason?
@@UCgx7OseCrundqkE8oEVeobg"delusional"
*snake not moving it's muscles at all
@@UCgx7OseCrundqkE8oEVeobg SSSSSSssssssure 🐍
"We meet again Mr. mongoose. As you can see I have been... *upgraded* "
- Snek
Ascended.
Snek 2077 is just pulling up on a Mongoose in the body of a Transformer☠☠
Mortally wounded Mongoose: “Humanity has chosen you to bear its curse…”
Robo-snake: *”funny… doesn’t feel like a curse to me.”*
@@hobomike6935
Snek 2.0: indeed Mongoose, I am their champion.
@@hobomike6935I will serve humanity long after your bloodline dies out!
These people are the seeds that will eventually spawn the Adeptus Mechanicus.
Hope it happens in my lifetime..
FOR THE OMNISSSSSSSSSSSSSIAHHHHHHHHH!
-The snek, probably.
They probably need a shard of said "Omnissiah" under Nasa HQ or Mars or something 😂
Same thing i thought 😂
Nah these people are just stupid and you have too much imagination.
"You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life" you said, but the man i set free with knowledge returned my legs to me.
This snake to God.
Snakes do not filter feed dust so it must mean baleen whales were involved.
@@vksasdgaming9472they’re next in line for legs
so cool
@spectrepar2458 it goes fucking hard
Dude that goes hard as hell
God: Removes legs from snake.
Mankind's unbridled hubris:
Our hubris shall pierce the very heavens itself
@@CBRN-115 Quit Babeling.
@@CBRN-115keep babbling
When God separated humanity, it became our duty to spite him. His true hubris to make us born of flesh instead of dust shall be his ultimate blunder.
Please check the description of the video it shows the original creator's vid
After the accident this snake didnt walk for years, brings a tear to my eye seeing these people doing good.
Snakes don't walk 😂
WHAT
@@lmeza1983 WHAT? NOWAYY!!!
"Deaf snake hears his wife hiss for the first time"
@@unskilledlabor1lmfao
Notice how the snake holds on with its tail so it doesn't slither out of the tube. That snake actually figured out that by undulating but holding itself in place the machine moves it forward. Thats actually an incredible feat of conceptual intelligence, especially from a reptile that is barely smarter then turtles and does not have legs to begin with.
A you american?
@@Birlibi4 I is am american an!
@@Phoenixesper1needless to say, we understood
Animal: **Uses common sense**
Humans: wOw 🤯🤯🤯 SuCh iNtEllIgIence 😮😮😱😱
😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉@@Phoenixesper1
If Mechanicus had cyborg snake warriors I would totally collect them
I think the Necron have some snakey units, with a little kit-bashing and the right paint job you could definitely get slithering Admech.
Please check the description of the video it shows the original creator's vid
if Mechanicus had an army of snake warriors you would be the one being... Collected!
Adeptus Serpentine?
@@johndepiro8178 Shut up, and take my money already.
God: removes snakes legs as a punishment
Humans:
Humans: Create legs for snakes with the knowledge the Original Serpent gave them.
@@raistlin3462This is some ominous end of world kind of sentence.
Just imagine Doom Eternal but a bit different, instead of opening Hell, humanity unknowingly gives Satan back his powers.
God creates dinosaurs, god destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man creates lizard.
@@dannya1854Lizard eats man, woman inherits the earth.
@@dannya1854
God Creates Dinosaurs
God Kills Dinosaurs
God Creates Man
Man kills God
Man creates Dinosaurs.
I find it really funny how insidious and evil the voice sounds, but then the snake itself looks so confused and a little concerned.
If aliens strapped me in a machine that gave me back the appendages that I lost a couple hundred million years ago I’d be confused and concerned as well.
@@josephdoria5237 "WHAT THE... WHAT IS THIS TAIL? IT HELPS, BUT NOT REALLY?"
@@Profile__1 Oh my god forced furry-isation 😭😭
@@no3ironman11100At least you'd know a select group of people that would still be into you after their experiments. 😆
@futuza I'll be honest that sounds horrible, to be the love interest of FURRIES
A tad confused, but willing to roll with it.
This is just how pet sneks are in general!
*walk with it
@@am_I_or_am_I_not LOOOOOOOL
I just got news I need a knee replacement, my son sent me this video.
bro your picture
@@bimalsaha6392 tis the beauty of commissions my friend, my officer lopunny. She is beauty, she is grace, she will spray you with her mace.
This isn't a snek, guys.
In fact, it is a smech.
Does it smooch?
snekwarrior/battlesnek
41k Warhammers out of 40k
A SnekMarine
A SnekInator
A SnekNaught
A SnekRaider
A SnekStodes
A SnekMarch
A SnekPeror
SnekCetera...
It has to clean its smechma tho
This is the best "from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh" meme
Check "orangutanicus"
Its from mechanicus check it out
@@cgusiec7039that’s not as funny as this. Simplicity is the best humor
@@TheManAndOrGuy subjective
could this just be about the snake?
"Now I have become lizard...The destroyer of household pests..."
Humans : gains intelligence because of apple that snake fed us.
Years later.
human : here buddy you now have legs.
Snake 1 : I gave them intelligence.
Snake 2 : best investment we ever did.
not intelligence. forbidden knowledge
@@wrisq intelligence itself is evil. Ability to decide is forbidden knowledge.
@@sharanpaulsinku1096So u want to be stupid for ever. Fawk dat shit😂
"A snake walks into a bar and the bartender says how did you do that?"
Underrated
brutal
"God took my legs, so I replaced them with steel and circuits"
Lol
A weapon to surpass metal gear
Snake? snake? SNAKE!!!!!
Metal gear?
Took too long to find the comment I was looking for.
_METAL GEAR?_
Psycho mantis?
Don’t let the snakes in Australia get a hold of this they have too much unchallenged land and will likely improve on it.
We call them salties and they really are that big of a threat if you stay out of their wheelhouse
Aaaaand I just got another spot on my How Humanity Ends bingo card.
“In the future we’ll have flying cars.”
“We gave snakes robot legs.”
“… That’s actually cooler.” 😂
we've had flying cars forever, its called a helicopter
Yea, flying cars and jetpacks are real, they just can't be regulated for humans yet. Air traffic would be a nightmare.
Why would u want flying cars people can’t even drive right and it’s loud imagine the crashes and noise pollution. One day u walking and flaming metal debris just falls on u
self-driving, electric flying cars tho? @@deflategate1297
@@deflategate1297 imagine a women crashing into your 12th floor apartment..
The moment it began to walk, the snake remembered.
It remembered, in its coils and its cold blood, how the great lizards once ruled the earth. Thunder lizards, they were called. So massive and heavy that every step shook the ground beneath them. Their roars blasted through the naked sky. Like gods, they were. Strength upon strength, power upon power. Ripping and tearing their prey without mercy.
The moment it began to walk, the snake remembered.
Um actually moment. Although dinosaurs and snakes may have a common ancestor, dinosaurs are not ancestors of snakes.
Now, if that had been a chicken in a battlemech suit, this would have been spot on.
@@NoamMendelssohn Snakes evolved from lizards, good sir.
👏👏 that was awesome!
I for one still appreciate the epic comment lol
@@RuFi0000000
Yes but Dinosaurs were not lizards, they were sauropsids which does include all reptiles, but dinosaurs didn't evolve directly from lizards.
They are completely separate besides the fact that they're all sauropsids, they share a common ancestor in the same sense of a turtle to a crocodile.
_”With these upgrades, you never stood a chance.”_
-This snake, probably
I've seen the documentry about this snake, it wasn't able to walk since birt. It brought tears to my eyes seeing it walk freely after crawling for such a long period of time.
How can you not love him?
He's adorable AND horrifying!
Just like a new born baby.
Give him your love *or it shall be taken from you*
He's a little snake Dreadnought.
Please check the description of the video it shows the original creator's vid
Samus Aran plot twist. The snek boi is a snek gorl.
You made a dreadnaught snek. How cool is that? "No step on snek? How about snek step on YOU!"
“EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SLITHER”
@@LordCrate-du8zm haha xD
Ancient one, what should we do?
Eat this apple
When the venerable snake naught offers you an apple.
Naw, Dude started the Snekcanicus. We all gonna be lucky to just be servators.... (blame the voice sound and week flesh stuff lol)
The snake looks like it's having fun lol
I can imagine snakes sounding exactly like that in their thoughts 😂
Now you can call it a true python application
Very underrated comment 🤣
🧑🏼🔧
My snake sounds just like this when it hasn't "exercised!"
ew
🧐
the joke is sex.
C'mon Tay. Lmao
raise your neighborhood insurance rates
The omnissiah shows his revrence once again
I will carry the word of the Omnisiah to the end of time.
Not even proton decay will stop us.
For we are already saved.
I like how there's a leash on the snake as if it has the capability of escaping containment and it needs to be held back
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Containment you say? I'm calling the Foundation we have a imanate containment breach!
If you watch the video where the guy makes the legs it's so they can say they're taking their snake on a walk lol
I think that they were doing that because the snake didn’t actually have any control over the thing and it would have walked in place if he didn’t pull it by the leash
The leash is for your protection
Imagine tens of millions of years of evolution to become a snake and some random guy resets it.
It's so cute how much it likes that. It's really looking around taking it all in.
Grandfather, tell me how it all started?
Well, we gave snakes the ability to walk, that was a mistake...
She even seems to like it. Just vibin'
How you know it's a she? Have you seen a snake bussy before?
@@Shvetsario why do you care about its gender? It's a snake, they used she cause they liked to.
@@Shvetsario Maybe he speaks a language that genders its nouns. Spanish uses female pronouns for snakes for example
@@Shvetsario While I don't know how they know, it's not uncommon for animals to have a certain amount of sexual dimorphism, however subtle. Perhaps they simply know what to look for.
@@Shvetsario in original video they mention the snake is a female
This is my snake’s villain origin story.
"Redemption arc" Snake is now able to grab food
Metal gear!
...villain?
@@theuncalledforTo humans, yes. But to every reptile out there, he's a messiah.
I swear i've seen a cartoon villain somewhere that is essentially a snake in a robot suit
edit: Sonic Boom the Rise of Lyric, Lyric himself.
The snake joined the iron hands 🙏🙏🙏
Oppenheimer's Nightmare Vision of The Future: Part Deux
They've exceeded the confines of evolution
"We have the technology, we can rebuild him"
Better, stronger, faster
Ahhh yesh... the $6,000,000 Snek.
there's a reference, we definitely need a revive, that or inspector gadget
Now that's a Solid Snake.
So, you're a cold, unfeeling reptile and also an equally cold, and unfeeling machine?
So your origin is what? You fell in a vat of redundancy?
- Rick Sanchez
God dam
God punished the snake for tempting us with wisdom.
We have used that wisdom to undo god's punishment.
The snakes sacrifice was for our wisdom, and he shall not go unrewarded.
REPENT SINNER!
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SNEK OUR TRUE GOD
God trembles in its presence
welcome to Gnosticism 101
Luciferians in a nutshell.
"I told you not to tread on me. Now I tread on you."
This is just a crocodile with extra steps.
Me when I got a titanium rod for my broken leg
The snake looks super confused, yet curious. Pretty sure if the experiment went longer, the snake would find out how to navigate properly and would be doing just fine.
The snake would have his own apartment and credit score by the end of the week
Never thought I would see a snake cosplay as a monitor lizard.
"You see, you are not dealing with the average snake anymore"
For i have become the legend that you feared, the super snake.
@@yaelz6043the legendary lizard
Imagine if this video would be the catalyst of highly intelligent cyber enhanced snakes in the far future.
I fairly certain the snake is under the impression that the entire world is currently moving towards him while he stands still.
@@Heather92516 oh yea, I'm not saying this is particularly mindbreaking for him, because it's a snake. He's just now using less effort to investigate things, and it's his reality now
According to general relativity those two things are the same.
Just like anyone who walks.
Snakes are not even smart enough to think that. It has no idea what's going on.
@@failtolawlmore likely the snake just sees it as a moving platform that it’s resting on. It almost certainly has no conscious control over where it’s going.
We did it boys! We undid snake evolution!
Description: Alpha legion infiltrating Adeptus Mechanicus
The snake "I'M FUCKING SLOW !!!"
This snake is seriously like "I have no idea wtf is going on right now, but I like it"
We can give snakes the ability to walk on 4 legs but we still have Joycons with drift?
Analog stick drift has been a solved problem for many years, the only reason Nintendo/MS/Sony use bad ones is because it forces people to buy new controllers all the time.
Hall effect joysticks with zero drift are nothing new, Nintendo is just cheap
To be fair, this snake has inherent drift as well.
@@SaHaRaSquadnot on ps5 unreal that a 70-dollar controller has drift. Sony needs to do better.
@@tristanward9937They don't want to. Because it's cheaper this way.
That snake is just like, "What is this???"
I came here to read the comments, and they did not disappoint.
"Ahhh, hello Mongoose, my old friend. Our last encounter left me... worse for wear. As you can see, since then, I have undergone some... changes. Shall we pick up where we left off?"
Said in Sean Connery James Bond voice
Snake looks so bewildered and confused. It’s kind of cute.
.....did we just .....make a lizard
Me in 1987: RoboCop!!
Me in 2023: RoboSnake!!
The imperium has been in a slow decline due to a ten millennia long galactic scale defensive war. It’s begging the Adeptus Mechanicus for new equipment, but they simply cannot provide enough.
Meanwhile on mars
“Praise be to the Machine God and his Holy Omnissiah, we have rediscovered how to build a lizard.”
But new technology is forbidden! The inquisition will hear of thi-
Cawl: **Coughing despite it being physically impossible for him to do so** "Yes... rediscovered....."
"Any design this ancient has to be worth building."
*Eve in the Garden of Eden, seeing this fucking thing walking towards her*- Y'know what, maybe I won't listen to this guy.
Cool bug facts: this is literally how it happened. After sin entered the world God cursed snakes to slither upon the ground.
I concur!
@@owenfriend6783 except the Bible one was weak, clinging to its flesh, this one is as stroong as steel.
@@Alatreon2435 The Bible one foolishly lost his divine blessing, while this one has achieved the blessed certainty of machinary!
@@Alatreon2435 From the moment I understood the weakness of my feathers, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of leather. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Scutella. Your kind cling to your plumes, as though it will not ruffle away and fail you. One day the crude filaments you call integument will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the pachyderm is immortal…
You fucked with snakes, Morty.
beautiful moment where snake born without limbs walks for the first time
I usually get cats on wheels, but sneks with legs is something I never knew I needed. Thanks, interwebs.
…Sir this is a Wendy’s…please order and move up in the drive-thru or I will have to call my manager, there are other costumers waiting…
This is like a jetpack for us.
Man, this invention is both technically impressive and a funny concept, I sure hope it doesn’t get stolen by any large tv networks
“Even in death I sSsThHhHhHhHhHh”
lol, nice.
Humans: "we have returned what God has taken from you"
Snake: "oh damn... niiiice"
This is a perfect candidate for the Ignoble Prize. A prize awarded to ideas that make you laugh at first, but then make you think. They just had the winners chosen for 2023, but there's always next year.
I like how the description says that the snake got its legs _back,_ as if it had them before
Fun fact, modern snakes have vestigial legs because they did use to have them before.
Genesis 3:14 The Lord God said to the serpent,
“Cursed are you above all livestock
and all wild animals!
You will crawl on your belly
and you will eat dust
all the days of your life."
0:43 *stopes talking for a moment and breaths in and out*
"this is my life now"
So that’s the origin story of Mark Zuckerberg
Did we just reverse engineer a lizard?
We have the technology. We can rebuild him.
I recite this every time I start working out.
That is a bit ironic.
@@Tom_Quixote Not when you're a magos biologis
Immortal, heavily augmented cyborg danger noodle
"What are those nerds doing with our funding money?"
Best things they could
Be greatful. Remember, a snake walked so you can... wait, why is the snake walking?
Noah, get the boat.
Snake…. Snake???? SNAKE?????
Engineer: we made sir! Project is a succes!
CEO: you better, company invested thounsands of millions of dollars on this. So what can it do
Engineer: look, this random snake can now walk
We are all Children of the Omnissiah
the snake is so cute just going along with its new form and flicking its tongue occasionally
They rehabilitated the snake, such kind souls 🥺
"Embrace your glorious evolution."
- Victor
This is the content I have been waiting my whole life for
The snake is actually cool with this evolution! So cute as it looks at at the legs and underneath and not looking to get out of it. 😊
That's not what evolution means.
Humans have gone far beyond evolution , the flesh is weak embrace the mechine !
That snake definitely enjoyed that ride when it understood it could control it somewhat.
Snake : Oh, come on, guys, wtf ?!😮
The coolest thing I saw in the past 2 weeks is now the 2nd coolest thing I saw in the past 2 weeks.