[ Darktide Public Lobbies ]

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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2024

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  • @EntombedToast70
    @EntombedToast70 Місяць тому +471

    there are exactly 3 types of darktide pubs, the emperors silliest clowns fighting his funniest battles, the role-players, and the people who forgot that this is a co-op game and spend half the game being pissed at teammates for not having a perfect build

    • @VoidHxnter
      @VoidHxnter Місяць тому +38

      I can understand if you're the third guy doing auric maelstrom damnation and you're dying with a sub-meta (or at least an unoptimized build). That will genuinely piss me off if you can't pull your own weight. But if it's like normal damnation or heresy you should be competent enough to bring a meme build.
      Problem is, some people genuinely think they're good at the game and tell other people they're good, but they can barely do normal damnation or even sometimes heresy and try to tell people they're garbage. Like my guy you're not even half of the way through the run and you had to be carried by my ass the entire run cause you wouldn't stop dying to a trapper or pox burster.

    • @EntombedToast70
      @EntombedToast70 Місяць тому +24

      @@VoidHxnter i don't play auric/ maelstrom because I'm just here for fun, the people i run into that act like its a pvp game are always on standard damnation or below, which gets f'ing annoying.

    • @VoidHxnter
      @VoidHxnter Місяць тому +12

      @@EntombedToast70 Yeah if you want to have "fun" in those difficulties you just have to become so good at the game that you can solo the entire run, and turn chat off. I'm almost to that point.

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn Місяць тому +12

      You forgot 4... literal servitor level IQs needing player 3 to carry them over the finish line.

    • @M240D
      @M240D Місяць тому +8

      I’m two types.
      I roll play as a silly clown.
      (If you ever see a pirate Ogryn named Yar, that’s me)

  • @madmouse4465
    @madmouse4465 2 місяці тому +253

    Dude, you can’t just expose the public to psyker gameplay like that. Gonna give someone a heart attack.

    • @trumediamix1
      @trumediamix1 10 днів тому

      Or worse... *_souls to stroke their egos!_*

  • @DMphobia
    @DMphobia Місяць тому +99

    Ogryns stunlocking a chaos spawn by throwing rocks at it will never stop being funny to me

  • @pinorska6316
    @pinorska6316 2 місяці тому +129

    tbh darktide public lobbies are the places where I've encountered the most mentally challenged behavior I've ever seen

    • @RJS0507
      @RJS0507 Місяць тому

      How so?

    • @Flourikum
      @Flourikum Місяць тому +5

      ​@RJS0507 try the shower room skull. Still haven't got it due to the glue eaters.

    • @Swarkyishome
      @Swarkyishome Місяць тому +12

      Say what you want but this elmers disappearing glue is delicious and leaves no mess ​@@Flourikum

    • @coffeebuticed
      @coffeebuticed Місяць тому +6

      My pub lobbies are one of two things. The Emperor's greatest warriors with amazing teamwork, or the rejects who shouldn't have queued for Heresy without their prescription glasses

    • @burntbacn
      @burntbacn 29 днів тому +5

      Once got to witness an ogryn line up a rock throw that would make the emperor proud, right at the skull of a daemonhost when we were all trying to sneak past.

  • @PlatinumWoW
    @PlatinumWoW Місяць тому +110

    great video. I have almost 400 hours in this game and the community that surrounds it has generally been pretty awesome, especially at high levels
    Also the effort needed to do the joke at 14:17 holy shit

    • @theoraltiren6383
      @theoraltiren6383 Місяць тому +8

      A surprise to see you here but a welcome one to be sure.

    • @ct7567CaptRex
      @ct7567CaptRex Місяць тому +6

      I have almost 500, i have not yet dared venturing beyond heresy, and i say the community varies wildly. Some are really nice, others are the scum of the earth, most are normal.

  • @BigSlappy-s1u
    @BigSlappy-s1u 2 місяці тому +115

    I didn't even know you could die to that fan that was beautiful.

    • @mastercannoli
      @mastercannoli  2 місяці тому +44

      I coulda swore there used to be an invisible wall at that fan before Path of Redemption came out

    • @TheRealSykx
      @TheRealSykx 2 місяці тому +25

      @@mastercannoli yup that's a new addition and I'm here for it. Had two teammates get mulched by it from a burster. Much more interesting than an invisible wall.

    • @hannespaulsen
      @hannespaulsen Місяць тому +5

      There is a penance to throw enemies into it.

    • @theinternetpolice2078
      @theinternetpolice2078 Місяць тому

      I didn't know it was a kill plane, I could've sworn it just did chip damage and pushed you back

    • @wesleyeberly228
      @wesleyeberly228 Місяць тому

      one of those things were most will assume it would kill so never get close enough to check

  • @malthehansen7915
    @malthehansen7915 2 місяці тому +74

    This channel resonates with formative chaotic energy.
    _I shall subscribe. Show me your true delinquent form._

  • @RBOBemployee
    @RBOBemployee 2 місяці тому +29

    This is amazing, you are doing Emperor's work!
    Btw, best disclaimer I've ever seen. Epilepsy warning, psycker footage present

  • @kevdog6425
    @kevdog6425 2 місяці тому +20

    This was exactly the type of video i was hoping to find on Darktide. Thank you.

  • @AntonioMaldonado-j7d
    @AntonioMaldonado-j7d 2 місяці тому +79

    Yooooo I'm there Salvador and my homie slab king for the emperor

    • @alextovar7687
      @alextovar7687 2 місяці тому

      You smell

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 2 місяці тому +7

      Did slab-king got to eat afterward? He sounded oretty hungry

    • @AntonioMaldonado-j7d
      @AntonioMaldonado-j7d 2 місяці тому +6

      @@Sir_Bucket yes he did

    • @lizthatonenun
      @lizthatonenun Місяць тому +4

      R ur guys names bl2 references

    • @alextovar7687
      @alextovar7687 Місяць тому +4

      @lizthatonenun yes those are my friends they are big bl2 fans

  • @shadowrobot7708
    @shadowrobot7708 Місяць тому +4

    Thanks for putting sources for the music used it's such a simple thing but so many people don't do it and I really appreciate when people do.

  • @fuzikur
    @fuzikur 2 місяці тому +8

    seeing someone using weapon specialist properly always gives me goosebumps from satisfaction

  • @PhillyCheese-s7c
    @PhillyCheese-s7c 2 місяці тому +13

    Now this is the kind of Darktide content I'm looking for

  • @Slonder7u7
    @Slonder7u7 2 місяці тому +19

    7:46 So so close yet so gosh darn far ;-; i felt that

  • @stogierprism9020
    @stogierprism9020 Місяць тому +5

    2:20 “God Save The Queen” *sniper shot*

  • @basicallybacon2593
    @basicallybacon2593 2 місяці тому +10

    Epilepsy warning: "Smite is being used"

  • @cristopheralvaradoF12
    @cristopheralvaradoF12 2 місяці тому +14

    Good example of Darktide state

  • @gagekieffer772
    @gagekieffer772 Місяць тому +25

    okay I normally hit "don't recommend channel" on low viewcount recent vids because they're usually some low quality 1-minute clip of mediocre gameplay, but this is actually quality content. Also gonna steal that strat of pushing bosses off the ledge with Zealot's ability. I hope your channel gets the success it deserves

  • @user-mz6sh4uo7u
    @user-mz6sh4uo7u Місяць тому +7

    "Epilepsy Warning" Pshhhh, cant gain a resistance if you dont expose yourself to it.

    • @orctrihar
      @orctrihar Місяць тому

      Knock knock
      It’s the *Inquisition*
      Diden’t espected that ?

  • @iwo_witterel
    @iwo_witterel Місяць тому +5

    you cannot just drop the best darktide montage out of nowhere, I NEED MORE

  • @rougenarwhal8378
    @rougenarwhal8378 2 місяці тому +5

    the mutie guantlet was fucking hilarious, average night after a north england FC match (it doesn't matter if they won or lost, they're mad)

  • @NotLukeYT
    @NotLukeYT 2 місяці тому +10

    Now this does put a smile on my face

  • @RoleplayUnderMaintenance
    @RoleplayUnderMaintenance 2 місяці тому +8

    Tanner for the facts and Master Cannoli for the crack

  • @adorakve7784
    @adorakve7784 2 місяці тому +39

    I have no idea why, but the "Fartin' on my roommates door" bit absolutely SENT me. Top content!

    • @vitaz145
      @vitaz145 2 місяці тому +3

      I was literally crying. For fuck sake that was gold.

  • @burnin8able
    @burnin8able Місяць тому +1

    love the super shotty montage at the end. I just discovered that build myself while leveling the double barrel with the new update since I never bothered to get a good one before knowing this update was right around the corner.

  • @norrecvizharan1177
    @norrecvizharan1177 Місяць тому +2

    Goddamn, this vid has me sorely wishing for a soundpack that gives the snipers TF2 merc voicelines 'n stuff. It's genuinely way too fitting, and hilarious when there's multiple of them at once.

  • @bocaj8272
    @bocaj8272 15 днів тому +1

    fantastic work on your subtitles! the bouncing stomp was funny

  • @MkayMikey
    @MkayMikey 10 днів тому +1

    i hope you continue to make content it’s absolutely perfect ❤❤

  • @NickelW
    @NickelW Місяць тому +3

    For the joke at 14:17 alone you deserve like, 100k subs minimum let alone the entire rest of this amazing fucking video

  • @cherryrook8684
    @cherryrook8684 2 місяці тому +3

    15:47 is peak Darktide. ROCK to the FACE !

  • @starfall3308
    @starfall3308 Місяць тому +2

    Absolutely awesome video, we want more.
    You captured the essense of the game, with some epic moments and some of the most funny stuff lol. Well done.
    I remember you PepeLePewPewPew, such a memorable name.

  • @sharpnelshots
    @sharpnelshots 2 місяці тому +5

    This is one of the funniest darktide vids I have ever seen. Bugtide moment, love it

  • @disendromeder4347
    @disendromeder4347 Місяць тому +3

    Man, i love darktide, it's one of those fames where you look away for 5 seconds and gou go from playing a funny game about conscripted into killing redditor demons from the plane of emotions to having killed half the population of new york city, the twin towers have fallen again, every person has gone feral (average nyc resident tbf) all your friends are dead, and you need to beat each person in a game of 4d chess to survive even a minute, all the while acting like a kindergardener sniffing glitter glue like its 100% pure cocaine.
    I need to play darktide again

  • @tiobridge841
    @tiobridge841 Місяць тому +2

    That thumbnail is pure gold, I applaud you

  • @jacobiac4592
    @jacobiac4592 Місяць тому

    Feel this in every bone. I run a larp build as a commissar under the user “John-Warhammer” and it’s the most fun I’ve ever had.

  • @GoodBoy-ht6bo
    @GoodBoy-ht6bo 2 місяці тому +4

    Im always terrified of showing up in a video like this lmao

  • @bluntamputation
    @bluntamputation 2 місяці тому +2

    Amazing edits all the time you spent on this video was well worth it

  • @g4m3rbro46
    @g4m3rbro46 12 днів тому

    Despite how terrifying and annoying they can be, I love the waves of mutants

  • @nna1u39
    @nna1u39 29 днів тому

    This game is so sick currently, even tho there isnt much to do apart from penances its just actual fun to play, quite challenging too

  • @somedumbguy1000
    @somedumbguy1000 2 місяці тому +5

    1:23 my friends are in that clip

  • @FlokiDargo
    @FlokiDargo 2 місяці тому +4

    8:10 calmest day on atoma.

  • @nomisspell
    @nomisspell Місяць тому

    public darktide is always peak teamwork, never had anyone too toxic.

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn Місяць тому

      If you were playing with me, I was seething in toxicity in silence, watching the psyker and veteran die for the 5th time lol.

  • @gabrielbelangerfrancoeur180
    @gabrielbelangerfrancoeur180 19 днів тому

    I was not expecting roller mobster intro music hahaha

  • @McMessenger
    @McMessenger 2 місяці тому +2

    I haven't played Darktide in a while, but this makes me want to play it again soon - way to ruin Roller Mobster for me lmao /s
    Really funny editing - hope you'll do more!

  • @NoName-xv5nn
    @NoName-xv5nn Місяць тому

    Just got my first disconnect this morning, AAAAND a floating power cell. they’re so majestic!

  • @saintpoli6800
    @saintpoli6800 29 днів тому

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who randomly disconnects. Had a guy disconnect 8 times one game

  • @AniKhang
    @AniKhang Місяць тому

    Loved the editing, take my sub ✊

  • @aussiegamer8717
    @aussiegamer8717 Місяць тому +1

    Geez warn a guy when the Inquisition is going to start a public interrogation 14:29

  • @jkbscopes1233
    @jkbscopes1233 10 днів тому

    psychers just randomly jumping up and down on the spot is probably on point lore wise
    alot of them are just weird

  • @TheKoboldFromFictionalPlaces
    @TheKoboldFromFictionalPlaces Місяць тому

    When a player gets down. They immediately leave. And it's either me or a fresh player from damnation.
    I simply refuse to leave behind players

    • @Александр911-х6л
      @Александр911-х6л Місяць тому

      Not all. Sometimes they leave. Sometimes no. Some ppls get butthurting and fly away (immediately exit) or just understanding about self embarrassing by don't look around by leaving a group.

  • @Maceman486
    @Maceman486 Місяць тому

    Teammates who go off on their own make the matches rougher than a P.Diddy Freak Off.

  • @fawnnestfawnnest1268
    @fawnnestfawnnest1268 2 місяці тому

    This video perfectly sums up dartide and I love it

  • @williambogan1401
    @williambogan1401 2 місяці тому +2

    Glad to see shitposts are still being made for darktide

  • @bassbxinfinitynebula8736
    @bassbxinfinitynebula8736 Місяць тому

    Truly a cinematic experience I just witnessed.

  • @yungmythologist
    @yungmythologist Місяць тому

    I am a sanctioned psyker of the inquisition. I am an unloved hero of the Imperium. I am here to save Atoma from the clutches of chaos. I will do it proudly, and I will get these three apes to do it proudly with me.

  • @Gabrieloftheplaine
    @Gabrieloftheplaine 2 місяці тому +2

    dude i havent heard the song played in the beginning since like 2017 thank you. brings me back.... and i hear all the farts... xD

  • @yaboijuan
    @yaboijuan 23 дні тому +1

    funniest shit ive seen all day 10/good would sub again

  • @hansmercredi3636
    @hansmercredi3636 Місяць тому

    The Nuke’s top ten bit got me good

  • @Laziruss
    @Laziruss 7 днів тому

    My friends don't play this game, I have over 500 hours of solo pubs. i love it

  • @Acesahn
    @Acesahn Місяць тому +2

    I play public lobbies 99% of the time because all my friends have lives and... I've grown jaded and cruel as a person lol. I will ignore players who drop the 3rd time in as many minutes, writing them off as access baggage. I'm always alone in this so I'll cover the people trying their damnedest to carry the weak links, only for them to shoot the burster in everyones face later and grab all the ammo later 🤡

    • @mastercannoli
      @mastercannoli  Місяць тому +5

      I came to Darktide from DRG so it took me a good while to learn not to overextend and get myself killed tryna help those guys. Although going down frequently isn't so bad as long as they do it close to the team

  • @spencerclark6113
    @spencerclark6113 Місяць тому

    Coming here like it's an AA meeting after wasting 3 hours failing missions due to my squads ignoring cohesion... on malice missions. Most of these players are running lvl 30 characters.

  • @sentinelDJ707
    @sentinelDJ707 Місяць тому +1

    They should give the ogrins a bolt pistol too or something bolt related.

  • @makenzieryno4609
    @makenzieryno4609 Місяць тому

    Thank you for this masterpiece :))

  • @DKTEnjoy
    @DKTEnjoy Місяць тому

    This is peak Karktide humor, love it ❤

  • @Malfeas
    @Malfeas 2 місяці тому +2

    Watching the whole video to see if any of my rejects name on in it.

  • @Start3rPack
    @Start3rPack Місяць тому

    Dude had the tool to insta kill all those muties but chose not to use it

  • @ddiguana
    @ddiguana Місяць тому

    I will be watching your career with great interest

  • @Lakius
    @Lakius Місяць тому

    Minecraft bit broke me, good job mate

  • @bryce4085
    @bryce4085 Місяць тому

    Now this is darktide content I can get behind

  • @gmkgoat
    @gmkgoat Місяць тому

    Mutants playing Vetball is peak Darktide

  • @sir_justinius
    @sir_justinius Місяць тому

    In all honesty, I've encountered very few problematic public games. Of course when I DO get shit teammates it's the absolute worst experience you can imagine, ranging from death threats in the chat, to team members just flat out refusing to assist or co-operate in any capacity, then yell at you for it.

  • @user-mz6sh4uo7u
    @user-mz6sh4uo7u Місяць тому

    Almost 2 minutes in. These are really good edits. More plis.

  • @Magnus_scolaris_latrinae
    @Magnus_scolaris_latrinae Місяць тому +1

    i am going to happily be your 400th subscriber

  • @Daimondcraftz
    @Daimondcraftz Місяць тому +1

    Great gameplay, funny editing, and even timestamped music. How is this only your second video? Definitely subscribed and looking forward to whatever games you upload in the future!

  • @69ClimbAxe
    @69ClimbAxe 2 місяці тому +2

    good stuff deserves more views !

  • @vanguze
    @vanguze 2 місяці тому +1

    Well done. Loved this.

  • @BartekPll
    @BartekPll 19 днів тому

    2:21 *_Sniping's good job, mate_*

  • @WrittenOffski
    @WrittenOffski Місяць тому

    Darktide needs more Deep Rock type meme edits ngl

  • @aamacan
    @aamacan 2 місяці тому +2

    2:26 Tertium Branded Baseball

  • @passinglight-vb8tv
    @passinglight-vb8tv 2 місяці тому +1

    The ogryn is still a better Steve then the one we got in the minecraft movie

  • @arcem84
    @arcem84 Місяць тому

    underrated channel keep it up

  • @Lord_Chazz
    @Lord_Chazz Місяць тому

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. hate when that happens but seeing from this pov cracked me up 😂

  • @iaroslavvarfolomeev356
    @iaroslavvarfolomeev356 2 місяці тому

    I was invested from the first frame

  • @vlanson6529
    @vlanson6529 Місяць тому +2

    Thanks for the epilepsy warning, but let's be honest here. Darktide is epileptic inducing and enough to make a motion sick person puke even as a Veteran Class (my main). The warning should just say Decent Darktide Gameplay and above.

    • @mastercannoli
      @mastercannoli  Місяць тому

      yeah Darktide is pretty eye melting in general

  • @phantomfun5012
    @phantomfun5012 Місяць тому

    Needs more clips of you randomly getting disconnected, happens all the fragging time! Great video though, love the editing especially during the Minecraft part

  • @cactrot83
    @cactrot83 Місяць тому

    I lol'd hard at the triple poxburster death. Good video.

  • @Big_Mas182
    @Big_Mas182 Місяць тому

    numeric ui my beloved

  • @restoredheaven
    @restoredheaven 2 місяці тому +2

    Such a great vid

  • @flyingraccoons2283
    @flyingraccoons2283 Місяць тому

    That goddam staircase…

  • @osobeses5576
    @osobeses5576 28 днів тому

    9:30 sick sync

  • @Doktor_Lutscher
    @Doktor_Lutscher 24 дні тому

    As a pub only player, its an awful experience. Every team has the sped and the zealot main. #3 is either playing from a McDonald's in Bangladesh or taking up permanent residence in my firing line.
    At least its therapeutic to yell and degrade the bunch of em.

  • @ubpoperator6649
    @ubpoperator6649 Місяць тому

    Amazing video👍🏼

  • @sentinelDJ707
    @sentinelDJ707 Місяць тому +1

    As a ogrin main I hate the chaos spawn mini boss. ESPECIALLY if your teammates your trying to protect piss it off… 💀

  • @randyhall161
    @randyhall161 Місяць тому

    As someone who just started playing this game. It pretty intimidating to play harder difficulties. I dont look up builds and just try my hardest to eradicate everything and be a team player. But damn, this game is fun. The big guy is fun, but the psyker is more fun but easier to die as. Gonna try my first 3x difficulty in a bit. Still dont know what im doing but hopefully the team does.

  • @manboy4720
    @manboy4720 17 днів тому +1

    bro you got only 784 subs? WITH VIDEOS THIS GOOD? you gotta be trolling bro.

  • @plutonianwolf6211
    @plutonianwolf6211 Місяць тому +1

    13:07 “i eat nothing but yogurt”
    *what* lmao

  • @Hellrik.Infernoble
    @Hellrik.Infernoble Місяць тому

    i love your video

  • @dannefan_senshi
    @dannefan_senshi Місяць тому

    Doing the emperors work

  • @chellinacell7450
    @chellinacell7450 2 місяці тому +1

    Lady Gaga has entered the Grimdark Warhammer 40 000

  • @SirPlocks
    @SirPlocks Місяць тому

    I do enjoy the game but by the emperor im tired of gettin teammates who run ahead or kicking me for looking for ammo