Every Way to Cook a Chicken Breast (32 Methods) | Bon Appétit

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  • @jordanc1803
    @jordanc1803 5 років тому +8286

    "We're going to add a little salt because we're not monsters..."
    *puts chicken in microwave*

    • @masteryoda6568
      @masteryoda6568 5 років тому +39

      There is a salt block for that. ;)

    • @colbysegura5235
      @colbysegura5235 5 років тому +51

      Hey now, dont under estimate the microwave. I must say though a foil pack on some hot campfire coals is my favorite.

    • @adumbboy7613
      @adumbboy7613 5 років тому +21

      *dehydrates chicken*

    • @xavierlauzac5922
      @xavierlauzac5922 5 років тому +3

      You’re A Dumb Boy.

    • @donnieparris4684
      @donnieparris4684 5 років тому +4

      I don't get why you do we en papillote with seasoning here but not at all with potatoes then say the potatoes need seasoning. What are the rules, man?

  • @elitheratman3730
    @elitheratman3730 5 років тому +5636

    “You’re probably going to have better tasting water than chicken.”
    Every way to cook water (24 ways)

    • @DollhouseSawyer
      @DollhouseSawyer 5 років тому +107

      Next next video: "every way to cook water vapor"

    • @SoapCkat
      @SoapCkat 5 років тому +13

      Lmao

    • @SoapCkat
      @SoapCkat 5 років тому +50

      How to cook a pot everyway 25 ways

    • @peepusonionmeepus
      @peepusonionmeepus 4 роки тому +41

      Every way to cook air (32 ways)

    • @idontknow3089
      @idontknow3089 4 роки тому +29

      Every way to cook neutrons (19 ways)

  • @jordans8588
    @jordans8588 5 років тому +3355

    My brain: go to sleep
    Me: lemme just watch every way to cook chicken breast

    • @mcthrull7417
      @mcthrull7417 5 років тому +9

      T Gay I think its the other way around

    • @jordans8588
      @jordans8588 5 років тому +12

      Linear Wolf I disagree

    • @jyn5037
      @jyn5037 5 років тому +3

      T Gay same... it’s 4 am on a Monday

    • @tyblips
      @tyblips 5 років тому +5

      Me lastnight with his egg video lmao

    • @angelplayssomething1163
      @angelplayssomething1163 5 років тому +2

      Literally me yesterday and today

  • @theosouris7063
    @theosouris7063 3 роки тому +1809

    Please bring this series back. I need it in my life.

    • @dotted_stains2792
      @dotted_stains2792 3 роки тому +11

      Yeahhh just 2 videos :(((

    • @TorgHIra
      @TorgHIra 3 роки тому +52

      Amiel left BA. Sorry

    • @Julian_2_cool
      @Julian_2_cool 3 роки тому +8

      @@TorgHIra WHAT WHY

    • @karunas.840
      @karunas.840 3 роки тому +3

      @@TorgHIra yo, what?

    • @imogenp1007
      @imogenp1007 3 роки тому +15

      @Joshua McKay always hated amiel but atleast he did one good thing in his life

  • @olofpalme3662
    @olofpalme3662 5 років тому +1909

    every time I hear that *_DING_* I think someone just messaged me but then I realise that I'm sitting in my room at 2am looking at someone boiling chicken breasts

    • @treemarie3080
      @treemarie3080 5 років тому +4

      Nice work, Dorq :P

    • @lipolydolance3269
      @lipolydolance3269 5 років тому +22

      It's 4 a.m and birds strart chirping outside

    • @d0sani-368
      @d0sani-368 5 років тому +6

      I kept dozing off while watching just to be woke up every time I heard it

    • @charlieledesma7077
      @charlieledesma7077 5 років тому +1

      Dorq currently 4:19am have school in 3 hours

    • @xkxngx8936
      @xkxngx8936 5 років тому +1

      Yo....it’s literally 2:45am as I’m watching this lol

  • @kotarouriderblack6118
    @kotarouriderblack6118 5 років тому +9295

    Dad, why are we having chicken breast for 32 days in a row for dinner?

    • @guagua7300
      @guagua7300 5 років тому +84

      Kotarou BajaHitam shows Hume the video
      Because of this son

    • @DJ-io9mv
      @DJ-io9mv 5 років тому +256

      I feel bad for that child because of the dehydrated chicken breast

    • @realperson9951
      @realperson9951 5 років тому +45

      because, son, you love chicken breasts, that's why we make chicken breasts all the time

    • @Someone-ji2gm
      @Someone-ji2gm 5 років тому +18

      Kotarou BajaHitam sorry you had to have to eat boiled chicken

    • @Rondre
      @Rondre 5 років тому +15

      Because you need to think about your health and you can't escape 1 dinner and you are forced to eat that brick of a chicken

  • @SSage2277
    @SSage2277 5 років тому +2415

    Thanos: I am inevitable
    Freeze dried chicken: I am inedible

    • @sundariajackson
      @sundariajackson 5 років тому +15

      That’s a good one

    • @redsquirrel6131
      @redsquirrel6131 5 років тому +40

      I don't know why, but I literally just threw a rib out laughing. I started coughing and now I'm still giggling... But it huuuuurts. Tears of joy...I swear.

    • @larrylianchen9639
      @larrylianchen9639 5 років тому +8

      Nice ine

    • @subramanivadivelu3216
      @subramanivadivelu3216 4 роки тому +3

      SageX you should get more likes

    • @Seafoamworks99
      @Seafoamworks99 4 роки тому +4

      Thanos with poor diction be like

  • @robertgolding3119
    @robertgolding3119 4 роки тому +1016

    “Add some salt because we’re not monsters”
    A chicken actually died for this guy to boil it

  • @dry90125
    @dry90125 5 років тому +5171

    “So your probably going to have better tasting water than chicken”
    *Gourmet water*

    • @zerox1597
      @zerox1597 5 років тому +84

      Dry Guy Sorry sir, I only drink diet gourmet water with 0 added sugars

    • @grahamdron19
      @grahamdron19 5 років тому +26

      Stock, lol.

    • @BrysansASTD
      @BrysansASTD 5 років тому +9

      But it’s not vegan...

    • @crykng
      @crykng 5 років тому +42

      who needs chicken stock when u have gourmet water

    • @nothingimportant3548
      @nothingimportant3548 5 років тому +17

      *_IS IT FROZEN OR FRESH DAMNIT_*

  • @avameinert9492
    @avameinert9492 6 років тому +8608

    you forgot about putting it in a dishwasher

    • @mosesannorh5059
      @mosesannorh5059 6 років тому +31

      ava meinert soo that cooking it

    • @CGM_Raiden
      @CGM_Raiden 6 років тому +3

      Haha

    • @nicebot337
      @nicebot337 6 років тому +81

      You can actually do that tho

    • @themusicalPansexual
      @themusicalPansexual 6 років тому +64

      Or the dryer.

    • @DimiDzi
      @DimiDzi 6 років тому +10

      Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman are weird don't listen to them

  • @advaitvinay7483
    @advaitvinay7483 5 років тому +1666

    that japanese knife guy should make a knife with that dehydrated chicken

    • @enacrt
      @enacrt 5 років тому +60

      A good sharpening stone

    • @Dr_Monitor
      @Dr_Monitor 5 років тому +4

      A snake who got internet access otherwise known as Other Video.

    • @cattycatqueen7643
      @cattycatqueen7643 5 років тому +33

      Consider what he does with jello this weapon would be of legendary class with a poison damage buff

    • @why-hf6gc
      @why-hf6gc 5 років тому +3

      @A snake who got internet access the guy with the hookers in the cooler right?

    • @madethisforrestrictedvideo9907
      @madethisforrestrictedvideo9907 5 років тому +4

      @@why-hf6gc m'hello my fellow donut fan

  • @rubygregory1992
    @rubygregory1992 4 роки тому +109

    It took me about 5 years to figure out how to perfectly cook chicken breast. Always marinade, always pound it to even thickness and grilling and pan searing are my favorites.

  • @lavenderhearts8467
    @lavenderhearts8467 6 років тому +795

    You forgot the method where you throw it directly into a pit of searing hot lava. It'll give it a nice earthy, mineral-rich flavor.

    • @donutholebandit
      @donutholebandit 6 років тому +4

      Yum yum.

    • @lavenderhearts8467
      @lavenderhearts8467 6 років тому +3

      @Johnny Dinh It's more of a learn as you go experience. If it starts to create a black smoke then I would say it's done.

    • @vaykoden793
      @vaykoden793 6 років тому +4

      you sir are a idiot

    • @ArrQueRayray
      @ArrQueRayray 6 років тому +6

      Username checks out.

    • @ErraticConduct
      @ErraticConduct 6 років тому +4

      i always burn my mouth when i cook chicken this way :/

  • @reddestrook3109
    @reddestrook3109 6 років тому +1712

    Man eats chicken breast for 32 days. This is what happened to his brain.

    • @ID-qn1ph
      @ID-qn1ph 6 років тому +58

      Whimsigen omg I watch Chubbyemu too

    • @bluefang05
      @bluefang05 6 років тому +31

      I like the reference xD

    • @uniqhnd23
      @uniqhnd23 6 років тому +6

      Noooo. Haha I get it.

    • @santiago_n3651
      @santiago_n3651 6 років тому +2

      Love his videos

    • @noteiktinetu
      @noteiktinetu 6 років тому +1

      I kinda forgot about chubbyemu time to watch his videos after this one

  • @CookieMonster-mx7lu
    @CookieMonster-mx7lu 5 років тому +829

    Me:Do you want some chicken breast kid?
    Kid:sure whatever
    Me:Taking out an iron

    • @pyroveus5408
      @pyroveus5408 5 років тому +5

      Nah it’s all stashed in the white van out back

    • @domo6373
      @domo6373 5 років тому +1

      @@pyroveus5408 my neighbor always gives me the best breast near the same van!!

    • @pyroveus5408
      @pyroveus5408 5 років тому

      ExtraChromosomeSupreme ohhhhh yeah we can all agree that dehydrated is the best, right?

    • @domo6373
      @domo6373 5 років тому +1

      @@pyroveus5408 he said that it's best raw

    • @pyroveus5408
      @pyroveus5408 5 років тому

      That’s interesting, I ought to try it

  • @Firestar_notthecat
    @Firestar_notthecat 4 роки тому +249

    “We’re gonna roast this chicken breast” just starts insulting the chicken

    • @gamech2008
      @gamech2008 2 роки тому +1

      And then it get cooked

  • @wafflect2212
    @wafflect2212 5 років тому +1318

    Waiter: how would you like your chicken cooked?
    Guy: yes

  • @bigphaith8302
    @bigphaith8302 5 років тому +579

    Imagine being the cashier at the store *stocking behind the counter hears a huge thud and turns around to see 40 pounds of chicken ready to be scanned*

    • @thisismylovehandle
      @thisismylovehandle 5 років тому +43

      That would not be weird, many people buy meat in bulk when on sale. Or when having a cook out. What would be weird:
      "Y'all having a party?"
      "Nope, making a UA-cam video."

    • @ArmorFrogEntertainment
      @ArmorFrogEntertainment 5 років тому +5

      The cashier would just assume you're cooking for a summer camp or a Church potluck or something.

    • @JarodMoonchild1975
      @JarodMoonchild1975 5 років тому +5

      @Big Phaith, what is weird, is your math skills. A chicken breast like that in the video, is about 150 grams, 200 tops. Even if there were 30 different ways to cook chicken in the video, that still wouldn't be even close to 40 pounds, which equates to roughly 20 kilos. Cos a pound is just a smidge below a half kilo. So even if we take 30 different ways to cook chicken, that still only comes out to about 6 kilos, or roughly 12 pounds. Not even half of 40 pounds, but nice joke, I guess. Just not the best math in it, though. But I could be completely wrong, too. Cos I haven't counted how many chicken breasts he used in the video, and I'm not gonna. But I'm still pretty sure, it's not as much as 40 pounds, though. Cos then, there would have to be about 60 ways to cook chicken in this video, and I really don't think so. But have a very nice day, and please don't think I'm hating on you, cos that's not the case. Chicken is...but not 40 pounds of it, I think. 👍😆

    • @mmmmm4932
      @mmmmm4932 5 років тому +10

      @@JarodMoonchild1975 r/iamverysmart

    • @mohamadzakiardiansyah373
      @mohamadzakiardiansyah373 5 років тому

      @@mmmmm4932 well let's just hope Gio arrives soon

  • @JC_WT
    @JC_WT 6 років тому +3573

    My favorite way to cook chicken breast is to skewer it on a stick and slow roast it over the flames from the funeral pyre of my slain foes.
    Really adds a depth of satisfaction that's hard to beat with other methods.

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 6 років тому +52

      thumbs up for ‘pyre’

    • @andrew17s
      @andrew17s 6 років тому +92

      I do that but instead of a stick I use my willy

    • @Albie02
      @Albie02 6 років тому +10

      Andrew S lol

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 6 років тому +17

      Pyre = ✔️
      Pyke = ✔️

    • @janessaortez5065
      @janessaortez5065 6 років тому +6

      Wow you're REALLY strong.

  • @GORILLA6000
    @GORILLA6000 4 роки тому +67

    My boy Amiel was spittin at 4:18, he was ridin that beat crazy, flow was amazing, strong 10.

  • @Gloxiniaa
    @Gloxiniaa 5 років тому +386

    Waiter:Sir how would you have your chicken cooked?
    Me:Umm I’ll have it ironed

    • @nosesmacker4038
      @nosesmacker4038 5 років тому +10

      Waiter: (turns on the intercom)
      Also waiter: can we get a #$%*ing iron
      Manager: we have no iron
      Waiter: buy one

    • @hs718
      @hs718 5 років тому +16

      Waiter #2: how would you like your chicken cooked, sadly we cant have it ironed
      Me: aw, ok lets get it dehydrated instead

    • @trevorrogers95
      @trevorrogers95 5 років тому +7

      Waiter: Exquisite choice, sir.

    • @wynonnafineinfinein4481
      @wynonnafineinfinein4481 5 років тому +1

      But what if I want mine cooked on a campfire

  • @rebeccaoredein7660
    @rebeccaoredein7660 6 років тому +6529

    The lack of seasoning bothers me so much

    • @luv83
      @luv83 6 років тому +822

      Methods not recipes. Makes sense that they don't add seasoning.

    • @Shaymin0
      @Shaymin0 6 років тому +296

      Keeping a controlled environment. Besides the country fried should have just used standard flower rather than seasoned.

    • @ryanrosales6823
      @ryanrosales6823 6 років тому +12

      Thank youu

    • @santiagotovar4469
      @santiagotovar4469 6 років тому +78

      @@Shaymin0 or use the same amount and kind of seasoning on all methods.

    • @302big5
      @302big5 6 років тому +5

      so much

  • @Myrkskog
    @Myrkskog 6 років тому +4759

    I hope this is the start of a series of "Every Way to..."

    • @vyra4896
      @vyra4896 6 років тому +53

      oh yes please

    • @Silentgrace11
      @Silentgrace11 6 років тому +71

      Although I’d love this, I also don’t want the poor guy to be unable to eat anything because he burned himself out from cooking every food every single way ;u; no need to torture him

    • @stigoftdump
      @stigoftdump 6 років тому +16

      I'd love this! Every way to cook a steak, Every way to cook a fish fillet . . .

    • @April-vc9rq
      @April-vc9rq 6 років тому +18

      Myrkskog I love that idea! But wouldn't it essentially just be him doing these same cooking methods with a different type of food? 🤔

    • @stigoftdump
      @stigoftdump 6 років тому +18

      April but they'd all have different outcomes and effects on different foods, and explaining why would be fun too.

  • @leeloo87
    @leeloo87 4 роки тому +323

    I mean..he didn't say "every way to cook a chicken breast successfully"

  • @peachfreude
    @peachfreude 6 років тому +1683

    *_seasoning demands to see the manager_*

    • @nntflow7058
      @nntflow7058 5 років тому +19

      *_The manager didn't called the cops and offer reimbursements_*

    • @leu3368
      @leu3368 5 років тому +5

      It needs sazon and species

    • @thisaintitchief5083
      @thisaintitchief5083 5 років тому +30

      @@thisisjaydee
      Gordan Ramsay isn't the only person who seasons food.
      The caucasity of these people.

    • @DavidAGIII
      @DavidAGIII 5 років тому +3

      @@thisaintitchief5083 haha yes white people XD epic dude!!

    • @eleanorofaquitaine6441
      @eleanorofaquitaine6441 5 років тому +6

      If you think Gordon Ramsey is the only person who adds SEASONING to their food I got sumn to tell you

  • @stay_moist
    @stay_moist 6 років тому +737

    I started watching this by accident and was only going to watch it for a few minutes but i ended up watching to the end. Very well done and interesting.

    • @heftylad
      @heftylad 6 років тому +2

      Well done? No flavour in that (badoom tsssh)

    • @lumi5056
      @lumi5056 6 років тому +3

      Same i was pooping in the toilet and came across this video and was supposed to get out in minute but ended up smelling poop

    • @ds1futurehndrxx649
      @ds1futurehndrxx649 6 років тому

      Me too 😂😂

    • @reginnna
      @reginnna 6 років тому

      Samee, as soon as he said "alright, some takeaways," I was like "oh, midway through? Oh- OH. Wow. I cannot believe I just watched this whole thing. Wow."

    • @kucinghoren7864
      @kucinghoren7864 6 років тому

      I though you justin y

  • @dotdots2660
    @dotdots2660 5 років тому +507

    ‘Chicken god, what happened to me after I passed?’
    Erm... well, some guy cooked you in a dishwasher.

    • @JenniNoMercy
      @JenniNoMercy 5 років тому +17

      Other Chicken: I got cooked in a f*cking dehydrator......There is no god

    • @Andres-pb2fs
      @Andres-pb2fs 5 років тому +13

      Other chicken: WELL I GOT PUT IN A MICROWAVE!!!

    • @holee2737
      @holee2737 5 років тому +12

      Other Chicken: I got cooked under a brick

    • @theblackwidowolf8973
      @theblackwidowolf8973 5 років тому +14

      All other chickens: MORE THAN 2/3 OF US GOT THROWN AWAY BECAUSE OF THIS CHEF'S COOKING CHOICES

    • @beeframen3891
      @beeframen3891 5 років тому +1

      billy bilo Sir, not *CHICKEN GOD* no no no it’s the *CHICKEN SHAMEN*

  • @ms._mango
    @ms._mango 4 роки тому +169

    Waiter: what would you like today?
    Me: ironed chicken.
    Waiter: excuse me?
    Me: _iRoNEd_ cHiCKeN

    • @jiyometrik
      @jiyometrik 4 роки тому +9

      *did i stutter*

    • @bruh_v5166
      @bruh_v5166 4 роки тому

      @@jiyometrik oh god Im laughing too hard

  • @chillinpug
    @chillinpug 5 років тому +1171

    Him: “That’s a perfect medium well”
    Me: hol up

    • @mateuszodrzywoek8658
      @mateuszodrzywoek8658 4 роки тому +103

      SALMONELLA

    • @polskimolski
      @polskimolski 4 роки тому +53

      S A L M O N E L L A T I M E

    • @alluseri
      @alluseri 4 роки тому +25

      Time to get some salmonella

    • @qileyang1476
      @qileyang1476 4 роки тому +7

      @@xinyiwang7582 it was a joke post

    • @razz5614
      @razz5614 4 роки тому +17

      oh my gah he gon get the salmon vanilla
      lmao

  • @ashiscooler
    @ashiscooler 5 років тому +389

    10:25 "A consistent 150 degrees"
    *Goes down to 149.9*

    • @DavidA0519
      @DavidA0519 5 років тому +8

      They lied to us... that is not a consistent temperature

    • @jairodrigue
      @jairodrigue 5 років тому +2

      150⁰?😮 chicken must be cooked to 165⁰

    • @NikoBellaKhouf
      @NikoBellaKhouf 4 роки тому +1

      @@jairodrigue not when you sous vide, you don't have to.

    • @vanillastuff8570
      @vanillastuff8570 4 роки тому

      :O

  • @bsherman8236
    @bsherman8236 5 років тому +1571

    Also if you kill the chicken with a enchanted sword it gets instantly cooked.

    • @nayaksapna
      @nayaksapna 5 років тому +58

      Fire aspect I *

    • @lilcrabbyboi3075
      @lilcrabbyboi3075 4 роки тому +76

      Fire aspect II *

    • @-TheDarkestNight-
      @-TheDarkestNight- 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @virtualboy89
      @virtualboy89 4 роки тому +82

      "alright so we're going to go out to a field to slash a chicken with fire aspect II enchantment"
      **Literally burns the whole entire field**
      "As you can see it's a bit overcooked. We've got some nice coloring around the edges. Overall, a fine way to cook chicken , but it's best for a once in a while party trick. Just try to avoid property damage.

    • @-TheDarkestNight-
      @-TheDarkestNight- 4 роки тому +1

      @@virtualboy89 looool

  • @georgthompson5563
    @georgthompson5563 4 роки тому +296

    Day 10 of quarantine: I’ve watched how to cook and egg, chicken, and steak and I’m young enough that if I touched an oven my mom would beat me with a flip flop

    • @dvdwein
      @dvdwein 4 роки тому +26

      Time to break out the E-Z bake oven

    • @OctoBirb8Claws
      @OctoBirb8Claws 4 роки тому +14

      Day 32 of quarantine: I watched many ways of cooking an egg, a potato, chicken, hamburgers, salmon, tomato, making pasta and making sushi, pizza, and steak.
      I also watched 4 levels of hamburgers, hot dogs, pizza, tortillas, and brownies.
      I've also baked pancakes 7 times.

    • @georgthompson5563
      @georgthompson5563 4 роки тому +2

      Octo Birb my nman

    • @treemugger3590
      @treemugger3590 4 роки тому +3

      dvdwein this comment is under appreciated

    • @vanillastuff8570
      @vanillastuff8570 4 роки тому

      Why a flip flop

  • @chumisntfum1614
    @chumisntfum1614 6 років тому +1461

    "We're not monsters" *proceeds to boil a piece of chicken*

    • @ibad18
      @ibad18 6 років тому +19

      DarkSide boil??? He microwaved to cook chicken

    • @Paul-tj9fb
      @Paul-tj9fb 6 років тому +26

      bois bois we got a vegan

    • @JourneyToTheCage
      @JourneyToTheCage 6 років тому +11

      SUBSCRIBE_ TO_PEWDIEPIE r/whoooosh

    • @anwesharoy2196
      @anwesharoy2196 6 років тому +3

      We're all monsters..

    • @cernobylis
      @cernobylis 6 років тому +7

      @DJ Doomitrue bois we got another sensitive vegan

  • @galileaavina325
    @galileaavina325 6 років тому +272

    "You know what sounds unappetizing? Boiled chicken." *Boils chicken anyway*

    • @HunkMine
      @HunkMine 6 років тому

      steaming is just better for similar results imo

    • @galileaavina325
      @galileaavina325 6 років тому

      BionicJoe 😂u right but still

  • @skyoakco8246
    @skyoakco8246 5 років тому +337

    “There’s no way to eat the dehydrated chicken”
    Powder it up add water and fry it
    Sell it to astronauts

    • @biohazard724
      @biohazard724 5 років тому +16

      Powder it and use it to season a second breast

    • @bl6973
      @bl6973 5 років тому +9

      biohazard724 then powder that and season another breast.

    • @biohazard724
      @biohazard724 5 років тому +12

      @@bl6973 keep going until it's an infini-chicken

    • @danielyeruhimovich8107
      @danielyeruhimovich8107 2 роки тому +1

      Make it into protein powder lol

    • @ducc295
      @ducc295 2 роки тому

      @@bl6973 lamb sauce on a chicken

  • @legendskys8188
    @legendskys8188 4 роки тому +66

    Was half expecting him to say "But before we start cooking chicken, here's every way to not cook chicken"

    • @sagarkathuria8194
      @sagarkathuria8194 3 роки тому

      y u c k

    • @koni5883
      @koni5883 3 роки тому +3

      Salmonella tims

    • @koni5883
      @koni5883 3 роки тому +1

      Time

    • @cantkeep
      @cantkeep 3 роки тому +2

      This mans gonna make a chicken tartare and his last dying words because he got a deadly superbug are gonna be “it was a bit overcooked, I want the press to know this”

    • @notreallygudetama
      @notreallygudetama 3 роки тому

      @@cantkeep this seems like something he would actually do lmao

  • @gray9901
    @gray9901 5 років тому +1386

    "So, how would you like your chicken cooked?"
    *BRICK.*

    • @placeholder29
      @placeholder29 5 років тому +5

      @The Boba Turtle Good choice

    • @Name-pt2xj
      @Name-pt2xj 5 років тому +7

      Bricc

    • @matantsa4928
      @matantsa4928 5 років тому +1

      Brick

    • @jbetfifty5904
      @jbetfifty5904 5 років тому +4

      @@Name-pt2xj brocc

    • @ashieda1849
      @ashieda1849 5 років тому +4

      Someone asks for microwave chicken…
      They get it……………They love it…

  • @ramialrefai5428
    @ramialrefai5428 6 років тому +406

    When you stay up watching random stuff because you don’t want to go to sleep

  • @MrEshams007
    @MrEshams007 5 років тому +902

    Seasoning other than salt: *EXIST*
    Amiel: No

    • @Sasha-tz6jl
      @Sasha-tz6jl 5 років тому +30

      Also him: 13:17

    • @gilanies2172
      @gilanies2172 4 роки тому +4

      This man must really love salt

    • @somatia350
      @somatia350 4 роки тому +5

      Salt is the most important spice in the world though...

    • @zubair-rp1ie
      @zubair-rp1ie 4 роки тому +10

      @@somatia350 but salt isn't a spice...

    • @lordmuhehe4605
      @lordmuhehe4605 4 роки тому +5

      @@zubair-rp1ie Semantics. It's the single most important seasoning and has been for almost as long as humanity existed.

  • @vivalibertasergovivitelibe4111
    @vivalibertasergovivitelibe4111 4 роки тому +216

    "This is a 'Römertopf' a german clay pot"
    Römertopf=roman pot
    Confused german and roman noises

  • @aieca4999
    @aieca4999 5 років тому +2688

    You forgot to slap him at the speed of 3725.95 mph

    • @aieca4999
      @aieca4999 5 років тому +78

      @@fullreddotsight8300 don't see, don't care

    • @aieca4999
      @aieca4999 5 років тому +51

      Didn't read the comments so again. Don't see, don't care

    • @fullreddotsight8300
      @fullreddotsight8300 5 років тому +3

      @@aieca4999 So Stfu

    • @fullreddotsight8300
      @fullreddotsight8300 5 років тому +3

      @@aieca4999 Shut Up
      Don't copy that same word like a beatup kid don't know how to beat the guys that beat u

    • @aieca4999
      @aieca4999 5 років тому +41

      @@fullreddotsight8300 you're annoying you know

  • @kameelamareen
    @kameelamareen 5 років тому +709

    Up first , is the raw chicken breast, fast and easy ....

    • @masterfulmoonlighter5402
      @masterfulmoonlighter5402 5 років тому +7

      Why did you say that thinking it was an okay thing to say???

    • @wjkb4700
      @wjkb4700 5 років тому +23

      DJ BassMic I just had a stroke reading your comment

    • @masterfulmoonlighter5402
      @masterfulmoonlighter5402 5 років тому +21

      @@wjkb4700 I think I had a stroke typing it

    • @kameelamareen
      @kameelamareen 5 років тому +1

      😂😂🤦‍♂️

    • @GreenWoolf
      @GreenWoolf 5 років тому +5

      @@masterfulmoonlighter5402 r/ihadastroke

  • @JinjoVitis
    @JinjoVitis 6 років тому +882

    I like to imagine you didn't film this video all in one day but instead you were eating chicken breast every day for a month.

    • @helmbreaker8622
      @helmbreaker8622 6 років тому +27

      He's wearing the same thing though D:

    • @clarewithoutthei7497
      @clarewithoutthei7497 6 років тому +114

      @@helmbreaker8622 he might be a dirty dirty man.

    • @tok33n14
      @tok33n14 6 років тому +62

      @@clarewithoutthei7497 or that's just his cooking clothes

    • @justdes7248
      @justdes7248 6 років тому +17

      Does that mean he cooked 32 different types of chicken in one day -_-

    • @CriticoolHit
      @CriticoolHit 6 років тому +16

      That's the real challenge though. Eating it every day for a month because its whats available, healthy and affordable.....
      Every.... Day....

  • @otaku0018
    @otaku0018 4 роки тому +44

    Him: just a little pink in there
    Also him: may be one of the best methods :)

  • @fidgetspinner1050
    @fidgetspinner1050 6 років тому +1118

    You forgot about putting the chicken into a toaster

    • @LeonardGreenpaw
      @LeonardGreenpaw 6 років тому +50

      AHHHH I Tried doing this after I saw your comment, AND NOW MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE! I AM SUING YOU

    • @Rewind_Shot
      @Rewind_Shot 6 років тому +23

      @@LeonardGreenpaw you can try he is a fidget spinner connected to the illuminati

    • @celanon8460
      @celanon8460 6 років тому +55

      Here we have a truly broke college student

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 6 років тому +17

      @@celanon8460 you haven't been a broke college student until you put ramen noodles in a toaster....

    • @immygrxne9884
      @immygrxne9884 6 років тому +2

      r u stupid, it won’t cook properly and if u eat it u will get samon ella

  • @kyberkreeper
    @kyberkreeper 5 років тому +424

    "Falling apart, dry af, and doesnt have that much really going on."
    Best description ever.

    • @maggot95100
      @maggot95100 5 років тому +19

      if i had tinder i'd put that in my bio

    • @ghostrider2214
      @ghostrider2214 5 років тому +1

      @@maggot95100 What's stopping you?

    • @WontonTV
      @WontonTV 5 років тому +2

      me irl

    • @Truelordpower
      @Truelordpower 5 років тому +1

      My life on a nutshell

    • @nov1906
      @nov1906 5 років тому +2

      Me irl

  • @gamevoid3684
    @gamevoid3684 5 років тому +2162

    Be me: starts to watch *remembers that he a ate a raw potato* , also me: dont eat raw chicken man.

    • @Nightbreakeryt
      @Nightbreakeryt 5 років тому +15

      EXACTLY

    • @sugarplumfairy-lz9fi
      @sugarplumfairy-lz9fi 5 років тому +92

      He also ate, like, three raw eggs.

    • @oscargeraghty3573
      @oscargeraghty3573 5 років тому +42

      @@sugarplumfairy-lz9fi I thing eggs are safer to eat raw than chicken

    • @Raven1024
      @Raven1024 5 років тому +20

      @@sugarplumfairy-lz9fi Raw eggs aren't really that bad.

    • @mariejoana9220
      @mariejoana9220 5 років тому +16

      eating a raw potato is probably a worse idea than eating raw eggs xD

  • @rachelrose7027
    @rachelrose7027 4 роки тому +49

    Coming back to this video after the more recent ones makes me realize how quickly they ran through these and how much they milk each method in more recent ones

  • @krodax3639
    @krodax3639 6 років тому +12747

    I hope they didnt throw away those 32 chickenbreasts

    • @NaveenJeyaBalan
      @NaveenJeyaBalan 6 років тому +172

      FijiWater ONLY y u care

    • @Haneix1
      @Haneix1 6 років тому +1571

      its a waste

    • @olavilminori2294
      @olavilminori2294 6 років тому +764

      what about the dehydrated one

    • @MNightR32
      @MNightR32 6 років тому +818

      he chopped everything and opened a fried rice shop

    • @mkakulot
      @mkakulot 6 років тому +518

      FijiWater ONLY probably threw out the dehydrated one

  • @nugenki
    @nugenki 5 років тому +738

    Slapping the chicken breast at 3725.95 mph is my preferred method.

    • @nugenki
      @nugenki 5 років тому +5

      @Sweet thanks lol!

    • @ollivainionpaa684
      @ollivainionpaa684 5 років тому +5

      @Sweet Dunno if an original copy has any more value than copy of a copy.

    • @datgiraffe9596
      @datgiraffe9596 5 років тому +8

      The comment isn’t even copied. Both comments are about the same subject, but they’re both worded differently. And honestly it’s a pretty famous meme so who even cares.

    • @jamilahs5650
      @jamilahs5650 5 років тому +1

      Dat giraffe
      I think they mean an other comment copied this one?

    • @datgiraffe9596
      @datgiraffe9596 5 років тому

      Purple Paw Both comments are on the same subject, but worded differently

  • @bananalad3949
    @bananalad3949 6 років тому +1195

    I just watched 16 minutes of a man cooking chicken breast

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 6 років тому +16

      I just watched 32 breasts

    • @tonyrodriguez9934
      @tonyrodriguez9934 6 років тому +15

      correction.. 16 minutes of a man "over cooking" chicken breasts then complaining that they were dry and overcooked lol .

    • @JS-hi3oo
      @JS-hi3oo 6 років тому +3

      Well none of us had anything better to do.. .

    • @lilneftrappin
      @lilneftrappin 6 років тому +2

      _What's the meaning of life?_
      *-me watching people cooking food on youtube*

    • @blackcitadel37
      @blackcitadel37 6 років тому +1

      I don't see where it is a problem.

  • @joegamer3004
    @joegamer3004 4 роки тому +12

    9:48 this moment, when a German viewer hears an American guy saying a German word in almost perfect pronunciation 😍

  • @chrisdeangerous
    @chrisdeangerous 6 років тому +124

    The Römertopf-Method is actually a little different than depicted: you're supposed to soak the clay pot in water and add all the ingredients dry. It will then release the steam and cook the food slowly and evenly. I make chicken thighs that way, and if you open the pot and crank up the heat the last 5-7 minutes you get a nice crunchy skin as well.

  • @incubusdx9309
    @incubusdx9309 5 років тому +464

    Amiel: “We may have burned the chicken”
    My dad: “You mean flavor”

    • @Avianca-rr3rf
      @Avianca-rr3rf 5 років тому +5

      In all seriousness your dad would be wrong, burning a food item burns the grease which is where flavor comes from, meaning there’s less flavor

    • @alexiskleckner8271
      @alexiskleckner8271 5 років тому +4

      Literally my dad

    • @alexiskleckner8271
      @alexiskleckner8271 5 років тому +8

      @@Avianca-rr3rf exactly thats why its funny

    • @alexiskleckner8271
      @alexiskleckner8271 5 років тому +14

      @@Avianca-rr3rf Actually not all flavor comes from the grease, there is seasoning, plants, herbs, juice, etc.
      And it gives it a smokey..."flavor"
      But, yes.... you are correct if you don't add anything.

    • @Avianca-rr3rf
      @Avianca-rr3rf 5 років тому +3

      Aliah reeds yes true but his/her dad sounds like someone that wouldn’t put any of those on there 😂

  • @Jessicanana89
    @Jessicanana89 6 років тому +1505

    All this video taught me, is that chicken is only meant to be country fried.

    • @creativemindplay
      @creativemindplay 6 років тому +42

      which we already knew.

    • @Madmaxxxx1984
      @Madmaxxxx1984 6 років тому +9

      Spider yes quite delicious with some ranch may i add I just don't know if I want clogged arteries :/ .

    • @kchannel4299
      @kchannel4299 6 років тому +1

      Spider 😂

    • @Dr_Monitor
      @Dr_Monitor 6 років тому +1

      Spider this is the correct answer.

    • @happyfundave
      @happyfundave 6 років тому +3

      Well chicken breast should only be country fried.

  • @Evolutionstrigger
    @Evolutionstrigger 2 роки тому +3

    9:46 As a german I am greatful that you teached me the name and the use of this pot which my grandmother never used for cooking but to store cookies

  • @joshuapelletier8219
    @joshuapelletier8219 6 років тому +118

    for everyone complaining about his lack of seasoning, it makes since to use less seasoning for this video so that he can evaluate the cooking methods more fairly.

    • @dreagerd7560
      @dreagerd7560 6 років тому

      Ikr

    • @blakephillips5732
      @blakephillips5732 6 років тому

      Makes no sense mate

    • @extrovertednerd4351
      @extrovertednerd4351 6 років тому +2

      He insults the look of the chicken but he didn't make the chicken taste (and therefore look) good. Anything can be a good way to cook chicken if you make it taste and look good. Unlike what he did.

  • @msshiandmrhe
    @msshiandmrhe 5 років тому +135

    Cover the chicken breakfast with a thin layer of corn starch then pan fry it. Super juicy and tender.

  • @lucas_vlanc
    @lucas_vlanc 5 років тому +394

    1:58 "add a little salt cuz we're not monsters"
    me: *having flashbacks on Emily's ketchup on french toast*
    also me: now that's a real monster

  • @AngelOfDaydreams
    @AngelOfDaydreams 3 роки тому +8

    To keep chicken juicy, I make a mix of Vetsin, 1 eggwhite, rice vinegar, pepper and cornstarch. Mixing this well and put the cut chicken in there for a lil while before cooking it. Keeps it really tender if you decide to cook it for example a curry or soup ^^

  • @victormunhozzz
    @victormunhozzz 5 років тому +749

    Ok but did you throw it in a volcano?

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 5 років тому +35

      or launching it onto the surface of the sun

    • @idkanymore8242
      @idkanymore8242 5 років тому +14

      or exploding some random elmo toy on it letting the fire burn the chicken

    • @spicyboi860
      @spicyboi860 5 років тому +11

      Or fire a thermonuclear missile at one

    • @idkanymore8242
      @idkanymore8242 5 років тому +18

      SpiCE M3MZ M8 how bout this
      in soviet russia chicken cook u

    • @solangel8002
      @solangel8002 5 років тому +2

      @@idkanymore8242 hahahahahahhahaa

  • @lamp4426
    @lamp4426 5 років тому +1607

    I just realized hes one of the people in my math homework

    • @snail1726
      @snail1726 5 років тому +169

      Amiel cooked 32 chicken breasts and only ate 1/8 of each chicken breast. How much did Amiel eat in total?

    • @cristianp9753
      @cristianp9753 5 років тому +12

      Lily Rose 7

    • @screaminginside45
      @screaminginside45 5 років тому +5

      Lily Rose 502

    • @utrash4559
      @utrash4559 5 років тому +19

      U giyz are stupd itz 666

    • @screaminginside45
      @screaminginside45 5 років тому +7

      natsu Dragneel oh shizzuw you are the rite

  • @bleachismyfriend
    @bleachismyfriend 6 років тому +501

    you forgot to cook one via dishwasher mate

    • @chemistryofquestionablequa6252
      @chemistryofquestionablequa6252 6 років тому +25

      Or on an engine block wrapped in foil!

    • @NotSandhorst
      @NotSandhorst 6 років тому +4

      omg that's the funniest comment i have EVEER SEEEEN!!! lolllz!

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 6 років тому +12

      He forgot to stir fry it and grill it using charcoal.
      I also think there is a cold cooking method in which you leave it in salt and ice, as well as exhaust cooking, and karocein heater, and heater cooking in general, as well as stone cooking (it is where you cook directly on a heated stone slab).

    • @MrMiniblock
      @MrMiniblock 6 років тому +3

      what about cooked in LAVA

    • @clovxrr
      @clovxrr 6 років тому

      bleachismyfriend I’ve done that before

  • @stormpooper8074
    @stormpooper8074 4 роки тому +16

    That "poulet au pain" looks like a "pastel de feira" XD It's pretty common here in Brazil but we use shredded chicken and cream cheese and we fry it :v

  • @jaydenstarcutler1384
    @jaydenstarcutler1384 6 років тому +803

    I just watched a 16 minute video of chicken breast, what am I doing with my life

    • @moosgoos
      @moosgoos 6 років тому +9

      watching a 16 minute video about chicken breasts

    • @amyk343
      @amyk343 6 років тому +4

      I feel the same way!! And I'm supposed to be a busy doctor!!

    • @Runescapebones
      @Runescapebones 6 років тому +1

      Jayden The Unicorn hungry probably

    • @dafituulaupua8378
      @dafituulaupua8378 6 років тому +1

      same

    • @Thefloppy94
      @Thefloppy94 6 років тому +1

      I just came for the breast part

  • @ajfromthebay8377
    @ajfromthebay8377 6 років тому +698

    "VERY WELL SEASONED" *SPRINKLES SALT*

  • @nacholibre5705
    @nacholibre5705 6 років тому +1032

    Marinate your chicken and most of these methods will be more than suitable

  • @catherinedesley6787
    @catherinedesley6787 4 роки тому +11

    Braised with milk looks really good. Also never thought of deep fried without breading, but that surface would feel too chewy I think.

  • @groovysims3819
    @groovysims3819 6 років тому +913

    me : *doesn’t cook at all*
    also me : *watches 32 ways to cook a chicken breast*

    • @victoriatube159
      @victoriatube159 6 років тому +4

      It's a good way to learn

    • @aaryaajith
      @aaryaajith 6 років тому +1

      THIS COMMENT

    • @Hakuru15
      @Hakuru15 6 років тому +1

      Just cook mate

    • @tommyber8836
      @tommyber8836 6 років тому +2

      I recommend you HowToBasic™

    • @krvted8960
      @krvted8960 6 років тому

      s. rose I recommend trying ramen noodles
      In the microwave
      This is how it got me here
      Cooking pizza in the microwave

  • @riojonathan141
    @riojonathan141 5 років тому +256

    *Waiter*: Ready to order sir?
    *Me*: Yes. I want the chicken meal but can you just shove the chicken breast in a microwave for like 3 minutes?
    *Waiter*: Uh...
    *Me*: Or dehydrated.
    *Waiter*: Sir we don't abuse our chicken.
    *Me*: Just blow torch it please.

    • @Robbnlinzi
      @Robbnlinzi 5 років тому +4

      Rio's Cooking Channel use a dishwasher

    • @Webs.x
      @Webs.x 5 років тому +2

      That one desperate customer😂

    • @prantgrimus
      @prantgrimus 5 років тому +2

      Rio's Cooking Channel “just blow torch it please” had me dead

  • @joshhossini3402
    @joshhossini3402 6 років тому +214

    You should have used a magnifying glass and the sun to cook it

    • @jonmowat6563
      @jonmowat6563 6 років тому +8

      He could've done it with a hairdryer also? 😂😂😂

    • @TerraGenesis_
      @TerraGenesis_ 6 років тому +3

      you sound like you want to *BURN IT*

    • @styki5631
      @styki5631 6 років тому

      The sun is a deadly lazer

  • @samura1860
    @samura1860 4 роки тому +14

    Bon Appetite: we are going to add salt because we aren't monsters
    My School: How about no

    • @fishyc43sar
      @fishyc43sar 3 роки тому

      Oof

    • @want-diversecontent3887
      @want-diversecontent3887 3 роки тому

      They gave you boiled chicken breast?

    • @cantkeep
      @cantkeep 3 роки тому

      I’m probably gonna be put in American detention and I’m british and live in the UK

  • @Versaucey
    @Versaucey 6 років тому +1843

    I wonder why they taste bad, I'm 100% sure it's becasue it's *underseasoned*

    • @Ihaverllygoodtaste
      @Ihaverllygoodtaste 6 років тому +121

      Versaucey the video isn’t about flavor it’s about the cooking methods that have the best flavor without adding anything 😂

    • @OidhcheMhath
      @OidhcheMhath 6 років тому +16

      I'm 100% sure it's because it's chicken.

    • @neptune2758
      @neptune2758 6 років тому +40

      Faithth Cg okay you kinda counteracted your statement halfway through

    • @Algae555
      @Algae555 6 років тому +1

      He did it so you can see the colour

    • @BC-yl3qb
      @BC-yl3qb 6 років тому +13

      yeh but it's all based on a control chiken so adding seasoning would make the meathods redundant

  • @kaylibear5197
    @kaylibear5197 5 років тому +1164

    “A little bit of pink in there”
    *a little bit of salmonella in there*

    • @sadmac356
      @sadmac356 5 років тому +7

      Gotta say he's mastered the art of the weenie/marshmallow (/chicken breast, I guess) roast without burning it, so I give him props for that

    • @davyddocarmocabral2989
      @davyddocarmocabral2989 4 роки тому +6

      @@TedInATL Can travel in chicken fibers

    • @TedInATL
      @TedInATL 4 роки тому

      @@davyddocarmocabral2989 I corrected myself.

    • @hoanglongnguyen6684
      @hoanglongnguyen6684 4 роки тому +23

      Putting plastic foil on top of the bowl in the microwave
      A bit of cancer in there

    • @SuperShayla00
      @SuperShayla00 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @noodles_boy1782
    @noodles_boy1782 5 років тому +1822

    A chicken actually died for this guy to boil it

    • @humanoide7076
      @humanoide7076 5 років тому +40

      I think that there was more than one chicken in there, probably 16 since he cooked 32 chicken breast (32 methods) xd

    • @African.empress
      @African.empress 5 років тому +6

      More like 16 chickens

    • @noodles_boy1782
      @noodles_boy1782 5 років тому +46

      @@humanoide7076 but he only boiled one, he didn't boil all of the 32 breasts

    • @matthewscorner2990
      @matthewscorner2990 5 років тому +13

      @@noodles_boy1782 So you don't need to kill a chicken to bake it, fry it, roast it, or anything?

    • @noodles_boy1782
      @noodles_boy1782 5 років тому +48

      Dude idk if you guys are doing this on purpose but HE ONLY BOILED ONE CHICKEN BREAST. WICH MEANS ONLY *ONE* CHICKEN DIED FOR HIM TO *BOIL* IT. THE OTHER 15 CHICKEN WERE NOT *BOILED*.

  • @zhywr395
    @zhywr395 4 роки тому +6

    Mayonnaise, parmesan and breadcrumbs, baked! Would've thought that method would be covered here, it's a fairly popular and reliable method for moist flavorful chicken that can be used for a variety of things

  • @jamesthecoolguy7615
    @jamesthecoolguy7615 6 років тому +511

    16 chickens were harmed in the making of this video.

    • @kdmichaels2310
      @kdmichaels2310 6 років тому +9

      16 because 32 chicken breasts were cooked

    • @TheElvisnator
      @TheElvisnator 6 років тому +6

      4324 chickens disliked the video.

    • @jinception01
      @jinception01 6 років тому +4

      Probably 32 because I doubt even one of those breasts were from the same chicken.

    • @ares9476
      @ares9476 6 років тому

      @@jinception01 r/whoosh

    • @1nuenndo
      @1nuenndo 6 років тому

      Kd Michaels what if they’re autistic?

  • @snail._.eyebrows
    @snail._.eyebrows 5 років тому +254

    "It'll keep the breast at a consistent 150°"
    Souvide machine: ha 149°

    • @Brawl-er9qe
      @Brawl-er9qe 4 роки тому +1

      It’s not at 165, that means it’s salmonella time

    • @zimlit
      @zimlit 3 роки тому +1

      @@Brawl-er9qe it's called carry-over

    • @cubesolver2564
      @cubesolver2564 3 роки тому +2

      @@zimlit You can't carry over when the entire thing is consistently at 150°. How do you get to 165° when the highest temperature in the chicken is 150°?

    • @dabrad7819
      @dabrad7819 3 роки тому +2

      @@cubesolver2564 165 is killing it all simultaneously, 150 over a longer period of time should do the same thing

    • @cubesolver2564
      @cubesolver2564 3 роки тому +3

      @@dabrad7819 Hey, I learned something new. Thanks for the new info, and I apologize about my earlier comment.

  • @spydercoslacker7466
    @spydercoslacker7466 6 років тому +753

    You forgot to cook it on an Xbox playing doom on the highest settings

    • @VeraVemaVena
      @VeraVemaVena 6 років тому +3

      Yes

    • @underscore_tip
      @underscore_tip 6 років тому +37

      xbox dosent have grafical settings. But it overheats so you might aswell just use it as an oven and put the chicken in the disk slot. It will get a nice, metalic flavour

    • @sharkfowl4037
      @sharkfowl4037 6 років тому +2

      @@underscore_tip he means xbox one x

    • @lol-td3qr
      @lol-td3qr 6 років тому +2

      Sharkfowl more like ps 4 pro. Its jet sound is also hot af and pretty good for cooking chicken.

    • @sideshowbrowny4595
      @sideshowbrowny4595 6 років тому +2

      Get an X, water cooled

  • @vivaelbetis2086
    @vivaelbetis2086 4 роки тому +43

    The guy: We add a little salt
    *Proceeds to drown the water in salt*

    • @rclc3655
      @rclc3655 4 роки тому +10

      He did the impossible. He drowned water with a *solid* .

    • @tinybionic8940
      @tinybionic8940 2 роки тому

      2 shots of vodka *glugluglguglguglugkguglguglg*

  • @BernieYoda
    @BernieYoda 5 років тому +408

    They should make a video about all the ways to cook shrimp...
    See if Bubba mentioned them all🧐

    • @dashofsalt4359
      @dashofsalt4359 5 років тому +3

      Bringing with banish already did

    • @lilithngray
      @lilithngray 5 років тому +1

      Hahahaha good one! Forrest Gump was on TV yesterday. Lol

    • @bryce2jz
      @bryce2jz 5 років тому

      Can I get a link for it

    • @steveroger5837
      @steveroger5837 5 років тому +1

      mat salt The fact that you spelled Babish’s name like that greatly bothers me.

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 5 років тому

      mat salt he only did part 1

  • @tttdr.rabbit6696
    @tttdr.rabbit6696 5 років тому +118

    Waiter: How would you like your chicken to be cooked?
    Some random guy: BOILED

  • @cocokitty212
    @cocokitty212 5 років тому +541

    You forgot... Cooked on the sidewalk during summer
    When I was in 5th grade, I cooked a leaf like that

  • @haroldmcbroom7807
    @haroldmcbroom7807 3 роки тому +5

    You can use milk and flour as a batter for chicken breast instead of eggs if you do not have them :) What I do is I cut the breast in two, so you have two peices, then I take the largest of the two, and slice it horizontally. That now gives me 3 peices of meat. I can then put each meat into a bag, and pound them with a hammer, until they are larger, then I massage flour into them, dip them in milk on both sides, then back into the flour, on the third time, I sprinkle bread crumbs, then fry them in olive oil, so it makes 3 large chicken fried steaks, instead of one. Serve with mashed potatoes, corn, peas and gravy, as well as bread :)

  • @um.itsmaka9982
    @um.itsmaka9982 5 років тому +486

    Add a little salt
    Proceeds to put in half the bowl

    • @mcthrull7417
      @mcthrull7417 5 років тому +1

      Subscribe for Pewds maybe he is a big guy and half a bowl is little for him

    • @mynameisadaa
      @mynameisadaa 5 років тому +3

      Gordon ramsay would be pissed to see this video

  • @pondererofpointlessdreams5029
    @pondererofpointlessdreams5029 5 років тому +2799

    It looks unappetizing because there *_ain't any damn seasoning_*
    edit: this comment is a joke, i know that the video is about cooking. y'all don't have to tell me over and over

    • @TMC3Official
      @TMC3Official 5 років тому +58

      Du Sol it’s just salt, it needs way more than salt

    • @munaidriss5529
      @munaidriss5529 5 років тому +104

      I was confused bc I put chicken breasts in the oven all the time. Brining and seasoning makes a huge difference in how dry the breast is or isn’t.

    • @sheng9450
      @sheng9450 5 років тому +11

      I would just fry it or cook it with soup/noodles

    • @himiwolf
      @himiwolf 5 років тому +77

      "White people don't season they food" -someone

    • @Cheeriohs
      @Cheeriohs 5 років тому +11

      That pfp tho

  • @fieryspy6414
    @fieryspy6414 6 років тому +438

    I cook my chicken under the sunlight usually .... still good to know there are other alternatives out there

    • @BadWolfNeron
      @BadWolfNeron 6 років тому +34

      fieryspy64 i thought you wrote “I cook my children” lmao

    • @gliturkat6167
      @gliturkat6167 6 років тому +1

      lol really?

    • @nazia2164
      @nazia2164 6 років тому

      Wut

    • @emmabeelen1266
      @emmabeelen1266 6 років тому +20

      Sunlight? I thought you were supposed to cook it in the moonlight.

    • @artiistic8347
      @artiistic8347 6 років тому +3

      GliturKat r/whoooooosh

  • @sbellavia2771
    @sbellavia2771 4 роки тому +8

    "That is not food. That was chicken and now it is a piece of wood"
    He's not wrong 😂

  • @moxy1296
    @moxy1296 5 років тому +185

    Imagine having someone walk in you dehydrating your unseasoned chicken breast for a UA-cam video, with your blowtorch still on the floor, and steam fryer on the counter.

  • @narutokakashi3551
    @narutokakashi3551 6 років тому +297

    Some of those chicken breasts turned out plainer than the plate

    • @47crazed
      @47crazed 6 років тому +3

      the boil method. lol

  • @hannahmccreary5043
    @hannahmccreary5043 6 років тому +126

    I don’t know why but this was extremely entertaining. I need more

  • @elijahcox5378
    @elijahcox5378 4 роки тому +11

    Ameil: *doesn't like a boiled chicken breast*
    Also Ameil: *adds peppercorns the pot and now its delicious*

  • @carlwheezer2766
    @carlwheezer2766 6 років тому +606

    What about cooking it on a really hot sidewalk

    • @mightybfool
      @mightybfool 6 років тому +27

      Jeff Goldblum or in a hot car!

    • @LackingLdan
      @LackingLdan 6 років тому +7

      @@mightybfool and that 34 ways to cook a chicken breast

    • @Larantula
      @Larantula 6 років тому +27

      or that metal slide on the playground

    • @arinjoybasak8259
      @arinjoybasak8259 6 років тому +7

      Found the kid from Arizona.

    • @anonymoususer638
      @anonymoususer638 6 років тому +1

      @@arinjoybasak8259 more like hawaii

  • @Burgeonite
    @Burgeonite 6 років тому +312

    Solar Oven? Car engine block? Toaster? Waffle iron! Put it in your industrial dish washer! Tape a few fireworks to one!

    • @owentillotson6329
      @owentillotson6329 6 років тому +18

      Flamethrower, thermic lance, napalm

    • @jayleno2192
      @jayleno2192 6 років тому +12

      Cooking with lasers would also be cool. Realistically you'd be better off using incandescent lights, but Alton Brown already did that with his mega bake oven.

    • @ArsenioDev
      @ArsenioDev 6 років тому

      Is that a reference to the modern rogues I see

    • @ihl0700677525
      @ihl0700677525 6 років тому +3

      Cooking in "car engine block"? wtf?

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 років тому +7

      More like *on* the engine block. Sounds like a good road trip snack.

  • @ManuelSoto-rm3nc
    @ManuelSoto-rm3nc 6 років тому +861

    There's So many seasonless chicken breast in this vid that i took some salt , black pepper , garlic powder, adobo and sazon mixed it in a bowl and tossed my phone in it

    • @ankush-kl2nf
      @ankush-kl2nf 6 років тому +31

      ikr!
      I cooked my chicken breast on the new i9 macbook pro
      10/10 would recommend

    • @jonmowat6563
      @jonmowat6563 6 років тому +4

      Well post a video of yourself eating it then, ya fruitcake?

    • @nuriaherran6883
      @nuriaherran6883 6 років тому +2

      Not the point of the video

    • @ManuelSoto-rm3nc
      @ManuelSoto-rm3nc 6 років тому +7

      @@nuriaherran6883 True , but why would salt salt some of the chickens? Its just the inner cook in me where i cringe a lil where u cook something without seasoning it lol , plus it makes the chicken look unappealing

    • @PeterParker-tb7ce
      @PeterParker-tb7ce 6 років тому +9

      Yeah, that's the main problem I had with this. When some of the methods he added other ingredients. You could make most of the methods taste good if you cooked them for that style of cooking.

  • @flatulenttater
    @flatulenttater 3 роки тому +1

    "We're not monsters"
    Amiel 5 seconds later: *boiled chicken breast*

  • @mmsmm2192
    @mmsmm2192 6 років тому +548

    His voice reminds me of the voice of the rat from ratatouille lmao

    • @nabihasiddiqui9753
      @nabihasiddiqui9753 6 років тому +10

      Omg I’m crying

    • @KingSkuid
      @KingSkuid 6 років тому +16

      Patton Oswalt presents: Every Way to Cook a Rat

    • @arniecalang4583
      @arniecalang4583 6 років тому

      To me he sounds like Charlie Day

    • @surike
      @surike 6 років тому +2

      @@arniecalang4583 nope Charlie day has a higher pitched voice imo

    • @jaymonty3498
      @jaymonty3498 6 років тому

      Lmao

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 5 років тому +243

    You didn't try cooking it in the sun on a hot sidewalk.

  • @do7137
    @do7137 5 років тому +1876

    the lack of seasoning of all these pieces of chicken is depressing

    • @LmaoMoni
      @LmaoMoni 4 роки тому +30

      david okoh ik im about to cry

    • @LeoKasper426
      @LeoKasper426 4 роки тому +162

      No wonder he thinks they taste bad!!

    • @Hannah-fc4it
      @Hannah-fc4it 4 роки тому +149

      He is white , what did you expect?

    • @overlordcringe2715
      @overlordcringe2715 4 роки тому +56

      @@Hannah-fc4it RACIIIIISSSSSSTTTTTTTT

    • @MayaaaBoujee
      @MayaaaBoujee 4 роки тому +116

      @@overlordcringe2715 mate I only know a certain number of white people who actually season their food

  • @baileyblackwellandsophietu7001
    @baileyblackwellandsophietu7001 3 роки тому +4

    Amiel says he's just going to add a little salt, then proceeds to add it by the fistful