Every Way to Cook a Steak (43 Methods) | Bon Appétit

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  • @bethany6385
    @bethany6385 5 років тому +15912

    I'm disappointed they didn't use the clip of Claire doing the deep-fried steak

  • @Arffing
    @Arffing 5 років тому +12173

    sittin on a cornflake. waiting for the van to come.

  • @tom_something
    @tom_something 5 років тому +3457

    Me: "How come Amiel doesn't contribute to the channel more often?"
    Amiel: (Spends 150 straight hours cooking steak.)

    • @lewismaddock1654
      @lewismaddock1654 5 років тому +123

      His job seems to be the most interesting experimental and sometimes boring at the same time. I think it's all just as wierd as he is. That's why I love his videos.
      But they don't even show 30% of how weird Amiel can get.

    • @Luke-cf7zc
      @Luke-cf7zc 5 років тому +7

      C o c k a n d b a l l s

    • @jakeup5654
      @jakeup5654 5 років тому +7

      Don't forget he has to voice them all and he did, chicken and egg

    • @tom_something
      @tom_something 5 років тому +14

      @@jakeup5654 Do you think he fakes the "full mouth" and "chewing" sounds? I figure he does. When you actually have something in your mouth, it can hit the microphone with some really unpleasant squelching sounds. Squelching is the worst sound and the worst word. I don't know how people can complain about "moist" when "squelching" is out there. It's even unattractive as a typed word. Just an absolute mess.
      But anyway, yeah, whatever we started talking about before I got into this is so, so true.

    • @jakeup5654
      @jakeup5654 5 років тому

      @@tom_something yes he voices if all, he doesn't talk while he's doing it

  • @grudgegirl6440
    @grudgegirl6440 3 роки тому +1455

    I so badly wanna see the smoothie cooked like pancakes. Or in the waffle iron. I bet it would be horrifying.

    • @livknapp6148
      @livknapp6148 2 роки тому +171

      What ails you that your brain had that thought process

    • @grudgegirl6440
      @grudgegirl6440 2 роки тому +205

      @@livknapp6148 i saw the waffle iron. I saw liquid meat.

    • @livknapp6148
      @livknapp6148 2 роки тому +83

      @@grudgegirl6440 you know what. Mad respect

    • @dogeball2628
      @dogeball2628 2 роки тому +33

      And then you deep fry it

    • @cylnder
      @cylnder 2 роки тому +47

      @@dogeball2628 there goes america

  • @nikki.9700
    @nikki.9700 4 роки тому +3081

    Amiel: There's some nice charing around the edges but its a bit overcooked. Very tender
    The waiter: Sir thats a glass of water

  • @leafs3715
    @leafs3715 5 років тому +1723

    "Hey, how would you like your steak"
    "I would like a lasered steak turned into a smoothie, then frozen into a disc and put in a triple deluxe order."
    "Get out"

    • @dxrrion6890
      @dxrrion6890 5 років тому +10

      GTcarrera918 Caleb city: GEEETT OUUUUUUUT!!

    • @scythe123_
      @scythe123_ 5 років тому +6

      Hmmmm thanks I hate it

    • @monke7541
      @monke7541 5 років тому +4

      Next in an easy bake oven for 5 hours

    • @willlamhoman1149
      @willlamhoman1149 5 років тому +1

      lmao GET THE HECK OUTTT

    • @sackquack715
      @sackquack715 5 років тому +3

      YOU GOT TO GO! 🖐😨🖐 👍😨👍

  • @WoWSefair
    @WoWSefair 5 років тому +5127

    Checking to see if it's Claire's hand during the Deep Frying

  • @oyfum8420
    @oyfum8420 2 роки тому +175

    As a culinary student I came here to learn how to prepare beef steaks in multiple ways ….. hopefully Chef likes Laser steak and steak smoothie

  • @PhuongNguyen-kr7yd
    @PhuongNguyen-kr7yd 5 років тому +1359

    Guy: I want a whole cow please
    Butcher: Why?
    Guy: Steak smoothies

    • @Acidlib
      @Acidlib 5 років тому +45

      I was disappointed that he missed the obvious opportunity to call it a "steak shake"

    • @msTea-eo6lb
      @msTea-eo6lb 5 років тому +1

      Actually cheaper to buy a whole cow vs going to the store and purchasing

    • @taylorlane8257
      @taylorlane8257 5 років тому +1

      Your profile pic is the butcher's face 😂😂😂

    • @dankayur2910
      @dankayur2910 5 років тому +1

      @@Acidlib It ain't a shake unless you add milk.

  • @operatorbeygx4501
    @operatorbeygx4501 4 роки тому +562

    Amiel: Bites a live cow
    Amiel:This may not be the best way to cook a steak it's a bit overcooked

    • @rodrigo9554
      @rodrigo9554 4 роки тому +22

      It has this gray area that I don't like

  • @darudow8
    @darudow8 5 років тому +19642

    Y'all gotta do every way to cook top ramen for all the broke college kids out here!

    • @ok.ok.7634
      @ok.ok.7634 5 років тому +203

      I agree bro

    • @AnEpicNguyen
      @AnEpicNguyen 5 років тому +159

      Hard HIGH FIVE.

    • @siriuss_7
      @siriuss_7 5 років тому +48

      +1

    • @FeliciaKrismanta
      @FeliciaKrismanta 5 років тому +277

      There will be raw ramen and dishwasher ramen

    • @cici_julja
      @cici_julja 5 років тому +31

      AGREED! I've told BA to choose Gaby to do this show because she's such a sweet angel

  • @RandomVideos-re9ux
    @RandomVideos-re9ux 3 роки тому +637

    i’ve tried steak tartare once, and it tastes so friggin goood. Probably cuz i’m a big fan of sashimi and some raw meats, but it srsly is so good. Yall gotta try it

    • @warmbread7426
      @warmbread7426 2 роки тому +44

      I definitely want to try it and all of people are saying stuff like "this guy could bite into a cow and say it's overcooked".

    • @sreejit1907
      @sreejit1907 2 роки тому +12

      Isn't that the thing mr bean tried and couldn't eat it?

    • @adventuresofnon-existencee1203
      @adventuresofnon-existencee1203 2 роки тому +16

      Bruh what is wrong with people

    • @Thesillyboykisser
      @Thesillyboykisser 2 роки тому +3

      It's a tad bit undercooked

    • @sunflower8227
      @sunflower8227 2 роки тому +4

      sorry i'll pass.

  • @Jay-bz4se
    @Jay-bz4se 5 років тому +566

    "I'll have the ribeye"
    "How do you want it cooked?"
    L A S E R

    • @caylinmabley8259
      @caylinmabley8259 5 років тому +3

      Ive found my new favourite youtube comment, thank you

    • @gottagoso5150
      @gottagoso5150 5 років тому

      The VIDEO was not PHOTOshopped LMFAO!!!

  • @craftedbyorre
    @craftedbyorre 5 років тому +2053

    Amiel: *brings out dehydrator*
    Claire: *breathes heavily*

    • @georgie4650
      @georgie4650 5 років тому +1

      Henrik Orre 😂😂

    • @jonathanschubert9052
      @jonathanschubert9052 5 років тому +35

      Amiel: brings out Laser
      Brad: breathes heavily

    • @DannyTVoriginal
      @DannyTVoriginal 5 років тому +4

      the fact she didn't need it while filming this is nearly impossible

  • @chloetortal3504
    @chloetortal3504 5 років тому +3314

    Amiel: doesnt wanna taste microwaved eggs
    Also amiel: drinks steak smoothie

    • @gram8121
      @gram8121 5 років тому +67

      Also amiel eats raw steak with oil on it

    • @Acidfunkish
      @Acidfunkish 5 років тому +112

      @@gram8121 That's normal. Steak smoothie is not. 🤢

    • @a_random_tank_152mm7
      @a_random_tank_152mm7 5 років тому +12

      He didn’t actualy drink the smoothie.

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 5 років тому +20

      Wave Check steak tartare is at least a thing that’s eaten relatively frequently.

    • @kiwiman6840
      @kiwiman6840 5 років тому +24

      @@a_random_tank_152mm7 you can see the steak through the straw when he put the cup down

  • @gustavusadolphus6097
    @gustavusadolphus6097 2 роки тому +225

    Its crazy how he cooks his steaks longer than his burgers.

    • @afterdinnercreations936
      @afterdinnercreations936 Рік тому +10

      Ground-beef can be cooked medium-rare only if you've got a trustworthy butcher.

    • @bigpipy9760
      @bigpipy9760 Рік тому +3

      Yeah that’s usually what you do with a steak…

  • @womastacjkinter
    @womastacjkinter 5 років тому +1411

    The smoothie makes me uncomfortable.

    • @RBuckminsterFuller
      @RBuckminsterFuller 5 років тому +26

      I was just thinking you could just boil that thing and it would probably turn into a delicious beef broth.

    • @PhilBushay
      @PhilBushay 5 років тому +5

      Perfect combo with the microwaved steak

    • @riderwolfseeker5066
      @riderwolfseeker5066 5 років тому +4

      That's what steak looks like in Wall E

    • @Native_Beats_
      @Native_Beats_ 5 років тому +8

      It looks too much like a normal smoothie. Idk if I'm gonna be comfortable drinking my next smoothie

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 5 років тому +3

      @@Native_Beats_ What, you thought you **haven't** been drinking beef smoothies and 'milk'shakes?
      🤤🤢😝

  • @4ortytoon
    @4ortytoon 5 років тому +960

    not using claire's footage for the deep frying method is such a wasted opportunity. im sad now!

    • @WLxMusic
      @WLxMusic 5 років тому +3

      We all are Guy4orty, we all are.

    • @ellienewman1005
      @ellienewman1005 5 років тому +9

      Guy4orty the only reason I came:(

  • @MAL-co4gd
    @MAL-co4gd 5 років тому +1795

    * With Laser *
    "Its a bit raw"
    * Literal raw beef *
    *ITS DELICIOUS*

    • @dylan__kep1er
      @dylan__kep1er 5 років тому +26

      It was plain and didn’t have any olive oil or dressing. Plus it was a laser, doesn’t sound good. 😖

    • @WeAreChecking
      @WeAreChecking 5 років тому +26

      The main reason is because the laser is causing incredibly localized heat. So there will be sections that are completely raw and some sections which have gotten so hot that they've literally been atomized. So you get all the beauty of uncooked beef plus pure carcinogenic flavor. Delicious!

    • @dylan__kep1er
      @dylan__kep1er 5 років тому +2

      It is *delicious!*

    • @mrdude88
      @mrdude88 5 років тому +5

      Don’t judge until you’ve tried it. I don’t know how you were raised but raw doesn’t always mean it’s bad.

    • @ECL28E
      @ECL28E 5 років тому +4

      I feel like he should've waved the laser around.

  • @dopeyaf82
    @dopeyaf82 2 роки тому +209

    The moment he ate it raw i knew he would never go more than medium rare

    • @banchoshawty
      @banchoshawty Рік тому +36

      well anything more than medium rare ruins the steak…

    • @renatoalvisto8791
      @renatoalvisto8791 Рік тому +18

      @@banchoshawty tell that to most of south America
      Well done is the way to go.

    • @milkuetea
      @milkuetea Рік тому +28

      @@renatoalvisto8791 how bout we find a common middle ground like medium or medium well

    • @thespiciestmeme1181
      @thespiciestmeme1181 Рік тому +8

      @@milkuetea well that would resolve the conflict between both parties involved
      So absolutely not
      Medium rare all the way

    • @bazztard64
      @bazztard64 Рік тому +11

      Those steaks aren't even medium rare, they're just rare.

  • @noasurvila5280
    @noasurvila5280 4 роки тому +4924

    *Cow in the slaughter house:*
    "Aah my time has come, hopefully I will go on to become fine dining"
    "Okay now we're gonna make a steak smoothie"

    • @pladeyes356
      @pladeyes356 4 роки тому +30

      lol

    • @ripcactusify
      @ripcactusify 4 роки тому +19

      Thats a test kitchen for ya

    • @windowdev
      @windowdev 4 роки тому +61

      Ok today we are going to be using a method of steak that involves slowly burning a live cow alive.

    • @owenps6944
      @owenps6944 4 роки тому +19

      Bro at least he tried it, imagine what the cow thought when he microwaved it!

    • @mr.potato2223
      @mr.potato2223 4 роки тому +9

      Imagine the toaster steak cow

  • @Iggarashi
    @Iggarashi 5 років тому +794

    "How would you like your steak?"
    "Smoothie"

  • @chton
    @chton 5 років тому +1528

    Amiel: "Gonna boil a steak"
    Molly: "better salt that water!"

    • @Arberin
      @Arberin 5 років тому +36

      Salty like the sea

    • @rja62b
      @rja62b 5 років тому +36

      Save that steak water. It's liquid gold.

  • @elliottkane1519
    @elliottkane1519 2 роки тому +65

    I like these types of videos, because even though he’s saying obvious things and identifying aspects of the steak that are pretty obvious just by looking at it. It really feels like I’m learning something and observing a live experiment

    • @SBivH4
      @SBivH4 Рік тому

      𝙇ook at 10:01

    • @SBivH4
      @SBivH4 Рік тому

      The blood

    • @elliottkane1519
      @elliottkane1519 Рік тому +3

      @@SBivH4 it’s actually not blood! It’s mostly fat and myoglobin, it’s the protein that makes steaks red!

    • @SBivH4
      @SBivH4 Рік тому

      @@elliottkane1519 Ok 👌 👍

  • @aarnavs
    @aarnavs 5 років тому +700

    Steak on a stick? Missed opportunity for *staked steak*

  • @sleepya1135
    @sleepya1135 5 років тому +503

    Amiel: *eats steak tartare*
    Also Amiel: It's a bit overcooked

  • @rimanchowdhury4408
    @rimanchowdhury4408 5 років тому +1611

    45th method: Gordon Ramsey roasting it with his words

  • @rowboat0012
    @rowboat0012 3 роки тому +9

    I am thoroughly convinced Amiel is a wolf in a human disguise.

  • @KriticalYoutube
    @KriticalYoutube 3 роки тому +3175

    I’m convinced this dude would eat straight yeast and say it’s overcooked bread

    • @candypg1
      @candypg1 3 роки тому +119

      Nah he would eat the yeast and say it’s over cooked

    • @fork3202
      @fork3202 3 роки тому +26

      Overcooked bread*

    • @aracuno8626
      @aracuno8626 3 роки тому +4

      Why?

    • @TheBehemoth1984
      @TheBehemoth1984 3 роки тому +8

      @@aracuno8626 did you watch the video

    • @Y.O.M.
      @Y.O.M. 3 роки тому +38

      @@candypg1 nah bro hed be eating the flour then calling it burnt

  • @jaovictor4150
    @jaovictor4150 4 роки тому +3263

    amiel: the color is really good, maybe a little overcooked
    the steak: moo

    • @briansmith3134
      @briansmith3134 4 роки тому +65

      when a real steak lover eats steak, we all know medium rare is by far the best temp to eat a steak. So when he says its overcooked thats what he means, it went passed medium rare. Also a red center doesnt mean raw. Dont be fooled by just color alone. The inside is good and hot, your steak is cooked. If you have never eaten steak that way , you should i promise youl never eat a well done steak again.. In fact at really good steak houses they will not cook your steak passed medium if you ask for it, they will recommend you stick to hamburgers and i kinda agree. As a steak lover myself. Specially if i buy the steak out of my pocket and invite someone over.. I promise if i have to cook your steak well done for you to eat it.. you wont be invited back next time.. not wasting my money on that beautiful meat for someone to ewww red meat , its mooing /rolls eyes .. If i cant get someone to eat a steak medium rare, i can see it in their eyes like. OMG i have never eaten a steak before.. thats how different it is.

    • @mollyelliott5356
      @mollyelliott5356 4 роки тому +170

      Brian Smith imagine gatekeeping steak

    • @Jesus.H.Christ.
      @Jesus.H.Christ. 4 роки тому +102

      Brian Smith
      There’s nothing wrong with liking certain food items and like having it cooked certain ways. But you shouldn’t look down on those who enjoy the food differently.

    • @NassraKhaled
      @NassraKhaled 4 роки тому +40

      @@Jesus.H.Christ. thanks Jesus! You seem like a dope dude.

    • @Corzappy
      @Corzappy 4 роки тому +14

      @@Jesus.H.Christ. Imagine if someone gave you a glass of water. And then you dumped the entire glass over your face with your mouth opened wide and only drank what fell in your mouth. Thats basically like eating a well done steak.

  • @stop8576
    @stop8576 5 років тому +2159

    "Every way to *COOK* a steak"
    >Eats it raw
    >Makes a steak smoothie

  • @OrangeCreamsicle
    @OrangeCreamsicle 3 роки тому +6

    Everyone's complaining that he didn't cook the steaks properly when he cooks them pretty much perfect everytime

    • @KingThrillgore
      @KingThrillgore 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah it's almost like these people like their steaks burnt crisp

    • @OrangeCreamsicle
      @OrangeCreamsicle 2 роки тому

      @@KingThrillgore idk if the comment section has changed since I watched this but people were saying the steaks were raw
      edit: I'm an idiot

    • @biggreen276
      @biggreen276 Рік тому

      there was no "proper cooking" the best one was the coal and fried, almost everything else was an atrocity.

    • @OrangeCreamsicle
      @OrangeCreamsicle Рік тому

      @@biggreen276 I'm not talking about the demon summoning rituals I'm talking about how cooked the steaks are (medium rare and what not)

    • @biggreen276
      @biggreen276 Рік тому

      @@OrangeCreamsicle some look delectable asf, the others well... "steak smoothie"

  • @alienworm1999
    @alienworm1999 5 років тому +425

    Amiel: "This is the most powerful laser a consumer can buy"
    Styropro's collection of microwaves: "allow us to introduce ourselves"

    • @notalung
      @notalung 5 років тому +2

      Logan Torres I’m dead 😂

    • @dduude87
      @dduude87 5 років тому +2

      I was hoping someone would mention him

    • @roxythelipstickpixie72
      @roxythelipstickpixie72 5 років тому

      Honestly

    • @TNGYun
      @TNGYun 5 років тому

      Hold my lasers

    • @woozii.capalot
      @woozii.capalot 5 років тому +1

      Keyword: *buy*
      Styropyro makes his lasers

  • @deepnutty6500
    @deepnutty6500 5 років тому +5388

    I’m convinced this guy would eat a live cow and say, “ I don’t like this gray ring “

  • @mellow149
    @mellow149 5 років тому +14974

    i’m picturing him just sitting in front of a mic pretending to eat

    • @user-kd9qk7ij2j
      @user-kd9qk7ij2j 5 років тому +217

      Hahahah right!?

    • @Mumbo_Jumbo
      @Mumbo_Jumbo 5 років тому +80

      Kinda sounds true

    • @joshhiroti
      @joshhiroti 5 років тому +80

      ADR mmm'ing. Why..

    • @drewp8399
      @drewp8399 5 років тому +352

      I can't even watch this because of this comment

    • @whateverppl1229
      @whateverppl1229 5 років тому +42

      i mean he did put the steak in his mouth with in the first 3 seconds of the video...

  • @CookieGaming2000
    @CookieGaming2000 2 роки тому +12

    I look at all of the unique ways to cook a steak in the opening scene and I just see a strawberry smoothie and it looks yummy

    • @jayreid2513
      @jayreid2513 Рік тому

      I wanna know your response when you learned it wasn't strawberry

    • @reubentherblazer9756
      @reubentherblazer9756 4 місяці тому

      That's not strawberry buddy...

  • @xigxagcorporation6786
    @xigxagcorporation6786 5 років тому +1435

    "So, how do you want your steak, sir?"
    *E A S Y B A K E*

  • @Bush_Scout
    @Bush_Scout 4 роки тому +1583

    Waiter: hello sir what would you like?
    Me: C O N D O M E G G W I T H S T E A K S M O O T H I E

    • @mikogane6400
      @mikogane6400 4 роки тому +29

      You my good sir sure have good taste might i say 🙂

    • @jaelanbrown9596
      @jaelanbrown9596 4 роки тому +33

      And can I get some *D E H Y D R A T E D E G G S* on the side

    • @BenDover-ci2im
      @BenDover-ci2im 4 роки тому +8

      it’s an acquired taste, you wouldn’t get it

    • @mikogane6400
      @mikogane6400 4 роки тому +6

      @@BenDover-ci2im try some salted goat teeth with your meal

    • @based_mouse
      @based_mouse 4 роки тому +8

      C O N D O M E G G

  • @beasty4589
    @beasty4589 4 роки тому +2753

    *sees a live cow
    Amiel: “Ah yes, a perfectly cooked steak”

    • @phantasmagoric3934
      @phantasmagoric3934 4 роки тому +106

      It’s a little overcooked for my taste

    • @phantasmagoric3934
      @phantasmagoric3934 4 роки тому +72

      I cook mine to a perfect -273 degrees centigrade
      If you didn’t get the joke it’s absolute zero the coldest possible temperature so cold infact it has never been achieved

    • @yhassenbey
      @yhassenbey 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @gagasala9983
      @gagasala9983 4 роки тому +16

      it's so raw I can still hear it mooing

    • @Skilledkorai
      @Skilledkorai 4 роки тому +1

      @@gagasala9983 moo

  • @John.McMillan
    @John.McMillan 3 роки тому +21

    "Every way to cook steak"
    *proceeds to just eat raw steak*

  • @TheAdrift
    @TheAdrift 5 років тому +621

    Amiel: “never microwave your steak”
    Me: YOU PUT A RIB-EYE IN A BLENDER, YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN

    • @aurateharchengamer
      @aurateharchengamer 5 років тому +2

      Did he say it was good though?

    • @SaviOnYoutube
      @SaviOnYoutube 5 років тому

      No

    • @Star1essSky
      @Star1essSky 5 років тому +1

      I microwaved a steak and it tasted amazing, try it! (Put prop r seasonings and put it in a almost sealed container with a tiny hole for air to escape)

    • @SaviOnYoutube
      @SaviOnYoutube 5 років тому

      @@Star1essSky "prop r"

  • @Shadypelt
    @Shadypelt 5 років тому +1554

    This has quickly turned into “what wild way could we technically cook this”

    • @mbowlin07
      @mbowlin07 5 років тому +4

      Thank you

    • @craddock222
      @craddock222 5 років тому +1

      Yeah more like “how you can eat steak”

    • @marcj8464
      @marcj8464 5 років тому +3

      that still doesn't explain steak smoothie, unfortunately! yikes.

    • @JediNg135
      @JediNg135 5 років тому

      Supernova steak

    • @userer4579
      @userer4579 5 років тому +1

      Well, duh. In other news, the sun rose in the east this morning.

  • @rigel1088
    @rigel1088 5 років тому +8917

    >eats raw steak
    >"delicious!"
    >eats cooked steak
    >"kinda under-cooked :/"

    • @timetorest4318
      @timetorest4318 5 років тому +45

      🤣

    • @kiryulover317
      @kiryulover317 5 років тому +308

      Okay, the difference is by expectations.

    • @xX__ErectDiddyP445__Xx
      @xX__ErectDiddyP445__Xx 5 років тому +232

      eats raw steak with raw egg delicious
      eats a water and steak smoothie ULGHHHHGHHHHGG

    • @JjKk-zj2vn
      @JjKk-zj2vn 5 років тому +129

      @@xX__ErectDiddyP445__Xx That's kinda different.

    • @brannonbeastatron3173
      @brannonbeastatron3173 5 років тому +38

      Lol why would u eat raw stake in the first place

  • @stephenbriggs9153
    @stephenbriggs9153 Рік тому +2

    25 ways to cook a steak and about 15 ways to ruin it. You guys are doing us all a great service

  • @E3kHatena
    @E3kHatena 5 років тому +1385

    The New Russian Roulette: Five strawberry smoothies, one steak smoothie.

    • @rogerkoolin9865
      @rogerkoolin9865 5 років тому +1

      Down

    • @thedepressedmanatee7807
      @thedepressedmanatee7807 5 років тому +1

      You evil evil man also when do you think we can reasonably expect payday 3

    • @E3kHatena
      @E3kHatena 5 років тому +1

      @@thedepressedmanatee7807 - According to Starbreeze's own financial reports posted sometime today or yesterday, they're shooting for a Q4 2023 release.

    • @thedepressedmanatee7807
      @thedepressedmanatee7807 5 років тому +1

      E3kHatena thanks man you always had the best vids for that game
      Your also the reason I bought it in the first place

    • @colonelbreadsticks
      @colonelbreadsticks 5 років тому

      E3kHatena the smell would give it away though :/

  • @MoogleD2
    @MoogleD2 5 років тому +216

    “so we’re gonna make a steak video, what should we put in as cook methods? grilling, pan fried, boiled..?”
    “smoothie.”
    “what?”
    “ *smoothie* .”

    • @MrBones-my5wm
      @MrBones-my5wm 5 років тому +2

      I swear some of these techniques are made just to make him suffer.

  • @Imsleepeebruh
    @Imsleepeebruh 5 років тому +5440

    EDIT: what have I created?
    Imagine the cow, up in cow heaven, just looking down and saying "bruh. You blended me? "

  • @justintr4888
    @justintr4888 2 місяці тому +1

    I don't know why I watch this video again every 3-5 months but here we are.

  • @Medium-RareSteak
    @Medium-RareSteak 5 років тому +2690

    “And how would you like your steak sir?”
    “Boiled”
    “Excuse me?”
    “Did I stutter?”

    • @tacomuncher323
      @tacomuncher323 5 років тому +22

      1994 Honda Civic EG Hatch y is my car on youtube

    • @bakugi97
      @bakugi97 5 років тому +45

      I prefer mine blended, with some water

    • @Mr._E._Shark
      @Mr._E._Shark 5 років тому +13

      This is when a chef refuses you.

    • @Medium-RareSteak
      @Medium-RareSteak 5 років тому +6

      Sly Cooper you left your phone on my dashboard

    • @Green24152
      @Green24152 5 років тому +14

      I require mine to be cooked in a waffle iron and dehydrated.

  • @joseromanillo99
    @joseromanillo99 5 років тому +799

    I could imagine him just saying "mmmmmm" into a mic when he's not eating anything😂😂😂

  • @brittanydillon1750
    @brittanydillon1750 5 років тому +2429

    I can't even begin to imagine how expensive this episode was...

    • @BigDaddyWes
      @BigDaddyWes 5 років тому +102

      I'd guess around $600 just for the meat.

    • @AznInvasion85
      @AznInvasion85 5 років тому +14

      depending on the type. prolly went with select

    • @samirmuradov9585
      @samirmuradov9585 5 років тому +50

      @@BigDaddyWes and the laser is about 400 to 600

    • @samirmuradov9585
      @samirmuradov9585 5 років тому +5

      @@AznInvasion85 that looked like a choice to prime....

    • @william8811z
      @william8811z 5 років тому +4

      @@samirmuradov9585 where can i buy the laser?

  • @saysam7454
    @saysam7454 2 роки тому +12

    Amiel has me straight questioning, “How do you know what that tastes like.”.

    • @chrismayer3919
      @chrismayer3919 Рік тому

      I know this sounds cruel, but I love his reactions when the food turns out demented (ex. Laser steak) 😵‍💫🤢🤮

  • @mabelyang2068
    @mabelyang2068 5 років тому +601

    He's really bringing it up a notch with his hand gestures this episode

    • @edgaranalhoe7678
      @edgaranalhoe7678 5 років тому +10

      Mabel Yang my man amiel has better hand game than whole rap industry

    • @Darkfaderalert
      @Darkfaderalert 5 років тому +15

      But can he compare to that babish guy

    • @cosmos9688
      @cosmos9688 5 років тому +2

      He's probably part Italian lol.

    • @mabelyang2068
      @mabelyang2068 5 років тому +8

      @@Darkfaderalert They act like two legends can't coexist 😤

    • @Unacuncunaamarilla353
      @Unacuncunaamarilla353 5 років тому

      Amiel is always bringing things up a notch

  • @CarronBarboza
    @CarronBarboza 5 років тому +285

    “It tastes like burnt plastic” - that’s because you put it in an easy bake oven my dude

  • @Starsim99
    @Starsim99 5 років тому +4352

    I'm beginning to think that it's literally impossible for Amiel to get any type of food poisoning.

    • @Bass_Goat53
      @Bass_Goat53 5 років тому +367

      I mean he probably buys really high quality ingredients that he can eat raw with little to no danger

    • @nov1906
      @nov1906 4 роки тому +197

      @@Bass_Goat53 yeah i agree these are professional chefs after all, they wouldnt have low quailty steak like store bought

    • @blightsteel101
      @blightsteel101 4 роки тому +120

      If you know your butcher well, you can ensure that they prepare it properly. You can eat steak rare because there was no opportunity for bacteria to penetrate it. As long as there was no real opportunity for bacteria to grow on the surface of the steak (Like you cook it within a couple hours after it was cut), you're clear.

    • @nov1906
      @nov1906 4 роки тому +27

      @@blightsteel101 i agree too my pop is a butcher so he can make sure that the meat is properly prepared and stored

    • @blightsteel101
      @blightsteel101 4 роки тому +26

      @Abran Zambrano r/iamverysmart

  • @guitargod4206
    @guitargod4206 3 роки тому +6

    Amiel : the waffle iron steak is overcooked .me: the steak looks well done

  • @evercast9213
    @evercast9213 4 роки тому +1724

    "Steak Smoothie" is something Chad would bring to the gym to brag about

    • @idrk3707
      @idrk3707 4 роки тому +13

      Cringe

    • @stellagames5946
      @stellagames5946 4 роки тому +3

      *?*

    • @omegamyee5592
      @omegamyee5592 4 роки тому +39

      @@stellagames5946 chad is the name given to the stereotypical buff guys that are usually arrogant, stupid and dence

    • @worthless7171
      @worthless7171 4 роки тому

      Evercast 92 FR FR

    • @yellowduck9214
      @yellowduck9214 4 роки тому +3

      How'd you know?

  • @IeshiAke
    @IeshiAke 5 років тому +341

    I'm 45 seconds in, and he dropped the egg shell with the white, Amiel is truly chaotic neutral

    • @nothanks5752
      @nothanks5752 5 років тому +39

      Idk, the laser and smoothie strongly hint towards chaotic evil.

  • @WinnieThePooh333
    @WinnieThePooh333 5 років тому +642

    Imagine being a cow, giving your life to give a prime cut and then you get microwaved

    • @AwesomegummyDK
      @AwesomegummyDK 5 років тому +10

      GeneralKoekwous lol I laughed so hard and I shouldn’t have

    • @baileybabb2124
      @baileybabb2124 5 років тому +6

      Or Easy Baked

  • @saltycracker5147
    @saltycracker5147 2 роки тому +3

    A skilled surgeon could bring 90% of those back to life

    • @tlestfsfx
      @tlestfsfx 3 місяці тому

      UNDERRATED COMMENT

  • @nhogan84
    @nhogan84 5 років тому +319

    "Oh man, that reverse sear is amazing"
    Amiel: *breaks out a microwave*
    "Yes, FBI? He's right there. Get em."

  • @DX2ification
    @DX2ification 5 років тому +1405

    "I'll have a steak please."
    "How would you like it?"
    "smoothie."
    "What?!"
    "You heard me."

    • @lewisevans1151
      @lewisevans1151 5 років тому +8

      Cow up in heaven looking down seeing what he died for
      "I'M A SMOOTHY" Why lord

    • @davidbustamante7145
      @davidbustamante7145 5 років тому +1

      "Wait"
      "Yes?"
      "Cook it first"

    • @robo9466
      @robo9466 5 років тому +4

      “I’ll have a copied comment please”
      “How would you like it?”
      “Top comment”
      “What?!”
      “You heard me.”

    • @robo9466
      @robo9466 5 років тому

      Derpizoid! ._· it’s funny cuz you can’t spell “nose” correctly. Ur so sarcastic but you haven’t been to kindergarten. LMAO!

    • @RC.41
      @RC.41 5 років тому

      I would barf so HARD

  • @Dnnybsb
    @Dnnybsb 5 років тому +584

    Waiter: How do you like your steak?
    Me: in a smoothie
    Waiter: what
    Me: *IN A SMOOTHIE*

    • @bofu.
      @bofu. 5 років тому +5

      @wnnalis cioov why would you reply to this guy

    • @aj6338
      @aj6338 5 років тому +1

      In a smoothie and then deep fried

    • @MrChadsimoneaux
      @MrChadsimoneaux 5 років тому +1

      Milk steak!

    • @doomsday1268
      @doomsday1268 5 років тому +1

      A L U C A R D: I read that in Stanley’s voice

  • @fieryxgamer
    @fieryxgamer 3 роки тому +3

    I can’t picture him just normally cookie a casual meal like pasta in his kitchen

  • @carolina8638
    @carolina8638 5 років тому +520

    “please don’t microwave a steak”
    idk man it sounds like a pretty fancy thursday night if u ask me

    • @chingu6891
      @chingu6891 5 років тому

      pretty explosive and flaming hot thursday night

    • @irukhan07
      @irukhan07 5 років тому

      Chef Mike's Thursday night special!

    • @DanTheMan1985ful
      @DanTheMan1985ful 5 років тому

      NEVER cook raw meat of any kind in the microwave. Unless it's leftovers or scraps.

    • @chingu6891
      @chingu6891 5 років тому +1

      @@DanTheMan1985ful idk man sounds like a pretty fancy thursday night if you ask me

  • @bangaraaaang
    @bangaraaaang 5 років тому +573

    "I think this maybe haunted the steak more than it cooked it." I'm cryin'.

  • @sidharthrao9005
    @sidharthrao9005 5 років тому +1212

    I’m getting flashbacks of Ramsay Screaming
    “ITS RAW”

  • @mariazarzycka2666
    @mariazarzycka2666 2 роки тому +4

    Medium rare is the platonic ideal of steak - not too raw, not too tough, seared to perfection

  • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
    @MaxwellAerialPhotography 3 роки тому +3326

    “It’s a bit on the rare side”
    Dude, you ate raw steak at the beginning of the video, and liked it.

    • @want-diversecontent3887
      @want-diversecontent3887 3 роки тому +187

      That's because it was meant to be raw.

    • @stickmation6651
      @stickmation6651 3 роки тому +101

      @@want-diversecontent3887 I don’t get steaks anymore. you can eat it raw and it’s ok.

    • @codrinmicusan446
      @codrinmicusan446 3 роки тому +25

      Yeah he's not that smart

    • @xingxasa7194
      @xingxasa7194 3 роки тому +74

      Well it was made and meant to taste good raw

    • @mayflooer5454
      @mayflooer5454 3 роки тому +70

      it's like saying an icecream melted a bit much when you like milkshakes

  • @benjybream4885
    @benjybream4885 5 років тому +1516

    it’s weird thinking he’s just making up the eating noises days after the footage was taken

    • @TranLoiBaoPhu
      @TranLoiBaoPhu 5 років тому +78

      or moving his hand in the footage and then really talk after days

    • @1boafan
      @1boafan 5 років тому +3

      phu loi what?

    • @Alex-iz4ei
      @Alex-iz4ei 5 років тому +8

      but I appreciate the effort

    • @pixelwolke7830
      @pixelwolke7830 5 років тому +29

      @@TranLoiBaoPhu no I think he already says everything but repeats it for better audio

    • @joshypoo145
      @joshypoo145 5 років тому +1

      Why did you think he took one bite on each steak

  • @0mi
    @0mi 4 роки тому +874

    “lets dehydrate the steak”
    “yeahh the steak is kinda dry..”

  • @ehpic
    @ehpic 3 роки тому +5

    The fact that he drank a raw steak smoothie but not microwaved eggs is honestly frightening.

  • @jackfish2706
    @jackfish2706 3 роки тому +1376

    16:01 “there’s a bit more grey than I would like to see”
    The steak:🔴

    • @alexrodrigues8376
      @alexrodrigues8376 3 роки тому +47

      yeah bad cookers is just like that im almost died see the burger all raw

    • @noalfps
      @noalfps 3 роки тому +24

      @@alexrodrigues8376 you call medium rare raw?

    • @alexrodrigues8376
      @alexrodrigues8376 3 роки тому +20

      @@noalfps its stills raw

    • @prestonvaughn1038
      @prestonvaughn1038 3 роки тому +18

      @@alexrodrigues8376 The short answer: Only if you follow strict guidelines. The problem is that a burger doesn't cook the same as a steak. ... However, if you regularly serve medium-cooked burgers, you need to make sure that the temperature of the meat is 160°F throughout.

    • @PhoDLazy
      @PhoDLazy 3 роки тому +5

      @@alexrodrigues8376 why dont you iust put it in a volcano then

  • @Scorpian-oi4xp
    @Scorpian-oi4xp 5 років тому +729

    How do you want your steak cooked?
    “L A S E R”

    • @kiavang7309
      @kiavang7309 5 років тому +1

      Scorpian 123457 *L A S E R*

    • @Jodenferrer
      @Jodenferrer 5 років тому +1

      Nononononono
      L
      A
      S
      E
      R

    • @cheese1010
      @cheese1010 5 років тому +9

      *T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A Z E R*

    • @jpink4647
      @jpink4647 5 років тому +2

      *S m o o t h i e*

    • @THEE.apples
      @THEE.apples 5 років тому +1

      T O A S T E D
      O
      A
      S
      T
      E
      D

  • @owenjackson4751
    @owenjackson4751 5 років тому +647

    Listening to him pretend to chew when hes voicing the footage is so funny

    • @everose4886
      @everose4886 5 років тому +34

      Owen Jackson it makes me sooo uncomfortable 😂😅

    • @ResponsibleBread
      @ResponsibleBread 5 років тому +1

      @@everose4886 ye, ha ha... ha...

    • @TheSmileyLOL
      @TheSmileyLOL 5 років тому +5

      Owen Jackson Or kinda makes me mad

    • @marcusnovotny792
      @marcusnovotny792 5 років тому

      Owen Jackson **yes**

  • @jarekhartwell6235
    @jarekhartwell6235 3 роки тому +10

    Watching some guy cook a steak with a waffle iron is my new favorite UA-cam genre

  • @TrashHeapCustodian
    @TrashHeapCustodian 5 років тому +320

    I appreciate Amiel's commitment to the bit by coughing about smoke even in the voiceover lmao

    • @dannnyyang
      @dannnyyang 5 років тому +1

      Troggie42 I don’t think it’s voiceover

    • @insertobject4002
      @insertobject4002 5 років тому +13

      @@dannnyyang it is

    • @divalea
      @divalea 5 років тому +5

      Troggie42 I appreciate you using “commit to the bit’

    • @cptcool-__-7501
      @cptcool-__-7501 5 років тому +1

      Good Burger

  • @lauravalenzuelamontero
    @lauravalenzuelamontero 5 років тому +150

    props to his dedication to match his hand gestures with the voiceover

  • @nostalgiakarlk.f.7386
    @nostalgiakarlk.f.7386 4 роки тому +917

    "No more lasers, not ever. No more lasers."
    *Lasers a tomato 2 episodes later*

  • @tnt9962
    @tnt9962 2 роки тому

    This is the only series I watch

  • @mw6064
    @mw6064 5 років тому +763

    Nobody:
    Amiel: "Okay so for this method we will be throwing other steaks at our subject steak. This will cause friction and slowly start to cook our steak."

    • @benscott3603
      @benscott3603 5 років тому +16

      you need to search Because Science "can you slap a chicken hard enough to cook it"

    • @mw6064
      @mw6064 5 років тому +3

      Ben Scott omg I forgot about that video 😂

    • @bigchooch4434
      @bigchooch4434 5 років тому +4

      We're going to cook this steak by slapping it either once at 4,000 mph or 23,050 times at 25 mph

    • @TPixelAdventures
      @TPixelAdventures 5 років тому +4

      Steak salesman: *SLAPS STEAK* Do you know how many hours it takes to cook this baby by slapping it?

  • @rbmedia8798
    @rbmedia8798 4 роки тому +2313

    “It’s pretty rare”
    Steak: *is still alive*

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 4 роки тому +110

      Its so raw that a skilled vet could still save it

    • @rbmedia8798
      @rbmedia8798 4 роки тому +9

      Scazoid lmfao

    • @TheStrider_
      @TheStrider_ 4 роки тому +17

      He must love VERY BLOODY STEAK

    • @wally9540
      @wally9540 4 роки тому +5

      He just voices over the video

    • @a.h.tvideomapping4293
      @a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 роки тому +16

      It’s so raw that its still in the womb

  • @Atlas._.angel_
    @Atlas._.angel_ 4 роки тому +308

    Amiel: “I’m never using the laser again”
    *2 months later*
    Amiel, to lasered tomato: “ I’m gonna name him Thomas! :D”

    • @tmm28
      @tmm28 4 роки тому +2

      I love Thomas and I love amiel the best father son bond

  • @Hoshi星-i8p
    @Hoshi星-i8p 2 роки тому +1

    i just like how everyone in this comment section is bullying this guy

  • @ktale007
    @ktale007 5 років тому +1059

    I love how the say “ *ALMOST* every way to cook a steak” so they’re safe

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 5 років тому +33

      I like to sou vide my steaks in a flesh light, so that the meat gets tenderized while it cooks.

    • @ScubaSteve3560
      @ScubaSteve3560 5 років тому +3

      @@justinvaughn2277 same tho

    • @HyliansPower
      @HyliansPower 5 років тому +1

      Justin Vaughn as you should

    • @shoobzy3431
      @shoobzy3431 5 років тому +6

      True, just so nobody can be like *BUT YOU DIDN'T COOK IT IN SPACE, CLIIIIIIIKBAIT*

    • @kelanmcandrew85
      @kelanmcandrew85 5 років тому +4

      I wanted milk steak :(

  • @rohannnabor2033
    @rohannnabor2033 5 років тому +524

    "And how would you like your steak sir"
    "On a stick and cook it like a marshmallow"
    "Excuse me?"
    " *Did i stutter?* "

    • @heibaigui
      @heibaigui 5 років тому +1

      Rohann Nabor in Russia this is the only way how do we cook meat 🤗

    • @alexperisho8262
      @alexperisho8262 5 років тому +1

      S’more steak please

  • @carolyn9758
    @carolyn9758 4 роки тому +2381

    If you cut steak into cubes and roast them over the fire, they’re absolutely delicious.

    • @mercury-779
      @mercury-779 4 роки тому +73

      Bite sized

    • @rc3751
      @rc3751 4 роки тому +71

      Super mario party refeance

    • @carolyn9758
      @carolyn9758 4 роки тому +16

      RC Roblox Nope.

    • @rc3751
      @rc3751 4 роки тому +3

      @@carolyn9758 lol

    • @crimson0624
      @crimson0624 4 роки тому +5

      Thx for the idea

  • @AndreDV07
    @AndreDV07 2 роки тому +2

    This dude loves medium rare a lot

  • @thememester1190
    @thememester1190 4 роки тому +3055

    Steak: *Moo*
    Him: It’s a little overcooked.

    • @daniela.947
      @daniela.947 4 роки тому +44

      fax

    • @Txllxn
      @Txllxn 4 роки тому +18

      Daniel A. Heck yeah it is

    • @manofthechill1787
      @manofthechill1787 4 роки тому +12

      The Memester Gangster You know you can eat high quality steak raw right?

    • @manofthechill1787
      @manofthechill1787 4 роки тому +6

      Drak0 Productions the more raw it is the more juicy and tender so I like mine rare or medium rare

    • @manofthechill1787
      @manofthechill1787 4 роки тому +4

      Drak0 Productions No you can eat the inside raw. It’s just the outside part you need to cook it since the bacteria goes on the outside part not the inside. So you could just put it on super high heat and cook the outside crust and leave the inside raw.

  • @PaulJMorey
    @PaulJMorey 5 років тому +648

    “How would you like your steak?”
    “I want someone whisper “fire” to the cow”

    • @NigarIsHere
      @NigarIsHere 5 років тому +5

      Oh god this comment deserves much more than just 13 likes :D

    • @elizabethsandoval7680
      @elizabethsandoval7680 5 років тому +2

      na i’m seriously crying so hard that’s hilarious

    • @tylisirn
      @tylisirn 5 років тому +1

      So, basically sashimi.

    • @skylerhall1537
      @skylerhall1537 5 років тому

      I want my steak to be mooing before you serve it to me

    • @blazegod2906
      @blazegod2906 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @lukash7318
    @lukash7318 4 роки тому +810

    Imagine getting killed just to be put into a smoothie and be called “thicccccc”

  • @bananatempura_id
    @bananatempura_id 3 роки тому +3

    Let's make a best list:
    Good ol' pan and grill,
    Smoke and grill,
    Reverse bake and sears,
    Dehidrate and sears.

  • @rohitseshadri6166
    @rohitseshadri6166 5 років тому +1336

    "Hey, you want a smoothie?"
    "Sure, what kind?"
    *S T E A K S M O O T H I E*
    I really don't understand why this has so many likes

    •  5 років тому +20

      that is funny because you put it in bold and put spaces inbetween hahhahaha

    • @yoshidasaki17703
      @yoshidasaki17703 5 років тому +5

      Then name it "bloody awful"

    • @jikimoi
      @jikimoi 5 років тому

      I'll take 20

    • @hennaaddictsr
      @hennaaddictsr 5 років тому +4

      I read it in asdf movie voice
      *PIE FLAVOR*

    • @CookingMyWay
      @CookingMyWay 5 років тому

      *Method number 44:*
      *Cooking My Way uses magic to create his own utensils and fireballs to create delicious food!*
      🍀🌞🌟👑💫🎉🎖🎗🍹

  • @SmartyPoohBear
    @SmartyPoohBear 5 років тому +278

    For some reason, that oven door is really impressing me.

  • @matthews1029
    @matthews1029 4 роки тому +333

    *puts a steak in grease*
    “Hmm looks kinda greasy…”

  • @chainsblood
    @chainsblood 10 місяців тому +1

    I have watched the other "every way to cook" and this guy genuinly likes raw food, like everything even dough

  • @linh6085
    @linh6085 5 років тому +1244

    "every way to COOK a steak"
    1st way: *rAw*
    me: *hold up*

    • @jaelan.carvajal6082
      @jaelan.carvajal6082 5 років тому +49

      Gets flashbacks of Gordon Ramsay screaming raw

    • @tree479
      @tree479 5 років тому +24

      I would throw up, fish is the only meat meant to be raw

    • @whatarenames
      @whatarenames 5 років тому +4

      As well as the 2nd, and 3rd way

    • @oopsmybad7659
      @oopsmybad7659 5 років тому +2

      Wait a minute, something ain't right

    • @aileean19
      @aileean19 5 років тому +13

      He did say "let's look at ways not to cook steak" at the beginning (0:34)

  • @thomasnolastname8734
    @thomasnolastname8734 4 роки тому +1398

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Not even Satan:
    Amiel: *steak smoothie*

    • @majortellandrus2552
      @majortellandrus2552 4 роки тому +6

      The King of Random actually did it by freeze-drying the steak then turning it into basically protein powder. TKOR were the villains before this man. Blame them.

    • @sarchastuff9988
      @sarchastuff9988 4 роки тому +2

      I wanted him to try and cook it

    • @queasycarboy508
      @queasycarboy508 4 роки тому

      TKOR used to do this

    • @razor.majorgamer5848
      @razor.majorgamer5848 4 роки тому +3

      @@sarchastuff9988 steak pancake

    • @Scholupine
      @Scholupine 4 роки тому

      Even ur likes number speaks itself

  • @williamfrederickiversen3324
    @williamfrederickiversen3324 4 роки тому +561

    Amiel: * uses nonexistent methods to cook a steak *
    Also Amiel: *complaints about it tasting horrible*

    • @Taiga-e3o
      @Taiga-e3o 4 роки тому +7

      He cooks it so fast that the steak is still bleeding

    • @queasycarboy508
      @queasycarboy508 4 роки тому +3

      The mummified one yes

  • @wadesiahgaming2072
    @wadesiahgaming2072 2 роки тому

    the steak smoothie is a war crime in itself