Every way to COOK A STEAK! (25 Methods) | GugaFoods

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  • @aheroforfun5541
    @aheroforfun5541 4 роки тому +12468

    "I know it sounds weird that I deep-fried a steak"
    He says after cooking a steak in a dishwasher

    • @saltycucumber2773
      @saltycucumber2773 4 роки тому +291

      Saitama what do you mean I always cook things in dish washers

    • @hazardous458
      @hazardous458 4 роки тому +47

      LingLing Paganini I do it too. It’s normal

    • @spaztix1757
      @spaztix1757 4 роки тому +90

      Peter Piper nah, the Jacuzzi doesn’t enhance the flavor as much as the dishwasher does

    • @hazardous458
      @hazardous458 4 роки тому +32

      Spaztix If you want flavour than I recommend buying your steak in the ground for a year.

    • @donairechristianp
      @donairechristianp 4 роки тому +19

      Peter Piper Boi, I cook my steaks in a washing machine. Gives it a pristine taste.

  • @SageMaximus
    @SageMaximus 5 років тому +4976

    1. Pan seared steak!
    2........ DISHWASHER STEAK
    Thought my man Guga was gonna give us a smoother ride, man took us to a rollercoaster 😂

  • @JohGrufgh
    @JohGrufgh 4 роки тому +2606

    "There's no crust."
    Guga- "so anyway I started blastin".

  • @jallybwan3767
    @jallybwan3767 2 роки тому +847

    In summary (thanks to Squatter for this list):
    0:45 Pan Seared - great
    1:45 Dishwasher - surprisingly good, missing a crust, basically a sous vide steak
    2:39 Front Sear - great
    3:13 Baked - great, missing a crust
    3:51 Deep Fry - great, beautiful crust
    4:49 Air Frier - not great, missing a crust, flamethrower fixes it but not the best
    5:24 Caveman - unique flavour, unevenly cooked, overall great, use lump charcoal and DO NOT use briquettes
    6:16 Panini - unevenly cooked, not great but fast and convenient
    6:44 Boiled - awful, but can be saved with pan fry
    7:34 Smoked - perfectly cooked and unique smoky flavour, missing a crust but doesn't need it
    8:07 Butter - awful, waste of butter
    8:55 Broiled - uneven cook, missing a crust, flamethrower saves it and makes it taste a little like charcoal
    9:49 Car Engine - awful, bad taste, one side is raw
    10:45 Salt Crust - not ideal because you have to guess when the steak is ready, for Guga 20 minutes = a little overdone
    12:06 Chicken Fried - amazing steak, beautiful crust
    13:21 Clothing Iron - surprisingly good, although you can never use that iron for clothes ever again
    14:00 Microwave - not a good way to cook steak, but not as bad as it sounds - can be saved by pan frying with butter
    15:03 Steamed - awful, no flavour, no crust, should be illegal, can't even be fixed with a flamethrower
    15:48 Reverse Sear - beautiful steak, smoky flavour, brings out the seasoning
    16:33 Salt Block - perfectly cooked, tastes good, surprisingly missing salt, beware exploding salt blocks
    17:27 Skewer - very juicy, great steak
    18:04 Toaster - unevenly cooked, tastes awful
    18:41 Wine - awful, worst way to cook a steak, no flavour, disgusting
    19:27 Sous Vide - wonderful steak, no crust (flamethrower fixes), very consistent

  • @tanteidaiko
    @tanteidaiko 5 років тому +1378

    0:43 - Pan Seared
    1:44 - Dishwasher
    2:38 - Front Sear
    3:12 - Baked
    3:50 - Deep Fry
    4:48 - Air Fryer
    5:23 - Caveman
    6:16 - Panini
    6:44 - Boiled
    7:34 - Smoked
    8:07 - Butter
    8:56 - Broiled
    9:49 - Car Engine
    10:45 - Salt Crust
    12:07 - Chicken Fried
    13:22 - Iron
    14:00 - Microwave
    15:03 - Steamed
    15:48 - Reverse Sear
    16:33 - Salt Block
    17:27 - Skewer
    18:05 - Toaster
    18:41 - Wine
    19:28 - The Guga Method

  • @aetu35
    @aetu35 4 роки тому +1830

    This man taught me I severely lack a flamethrower in my life.

    • @andrassbb
      @andrassbb 4 роки тому +37

      burn your problems away

    • @CODzombiePS3
      @CODzombiePS3 4 роки тому +27

      to put a crust on them

    • @DavidMedic447
      @DavidMedic447 4 роки тому +15

      I actually bought one after watching this video.

    • @zylo8000
      @zylo8000 4 роки тому

      F

    • @whitewolfneely
      @whitewolfneely 4 роки тому

      Me to sadly where i live o can get one

  • @lemuelmori5611
    @lemuelmori5611 5 років тому +2239

    Guga's wife : How many steaks are we going to eat for this month?
    Guga : Yes

  • @grythm
    @grythm 3 роки тому +271

    One thing I like about this over the BA equivalents is that he really tries to make every method work, no matter how ridiculous. He doesn't just take the weird methods as throwaways for video content, he gives everything a real chance.

    • @invalice1444
      @invalice1444 2 роки тому +19

      thats what a man of science does. huge respect to him and to you for pointing this out.

    • @Kasser_KSR
      @Kasser_KSR Рік тому +1

      Unlike that egg cooking method one lmao

    • @Furrina89
      @Furrina89 Рік тому

      The biggest gripe I have with food creators is that when they a joke video like this, they always end up wasting food. Even the good ones. This guy is genuinely trying to make even the most batshit hacks work in his own way.

  • @Ls3_Ron
    @Ls3_Ron 5 років тому +4508

    Car: *doesn’t start*
    Guga: *grabs blowtorch* “let’s fix it by adding a crust”

    • @nicolasmartinez4337
      @nicolasmartinez4337 5 років тому +19

      Ronnie Dodson thanks for the chuckle

    • @gdbigchicken8177
      @gdbigchicken8177 5 років тому +6

      Im the 666 like

    • @wyatt97651
      @wyatt97651 5 років тому +8

      Ronnie Dodson , we can fix that

    • @killersangs8422
      @killersangs8422 5 років тому +3

      Xanthophobic that’s not nice

    • @BestKCL
      @BestKCL 5 років тому +19

      Xanthophobic we’ll fix YOU by adding a crust

  • @BigKettleBoy
    @BigKettleBoy 4 роки тому +6042

    I love how it starts off pretty normal with pan seared, then you’re hit with a DISHWASHER right after lmao

    • @sparkle7_139
      @sparkle7_139 4 роки тому +193

      things escalated real fast

    • @ceebad8985
      @ceebad8985 3 роки тому +127

      I turned out great though

    • @desoldier
      @desoldier 3 роки тому +93

      @@ceebad8985 you did?

    • @ceebad8985
      @ceebad8985 3 роки тому +65

      @@desoldier nah

    • @dontmindme-v
      @dontmindme-v 3 роки тому +39

      This went from 0 from 100 very fu***ng fast

  • @bluebearninja-562
    @bluebearninja-562 5 років тому +780

    Guga: “This steak has no crust”
    Flamethrower: *happiness noise*

    • @loop5720
      @loop5720 5 років тому +7

      Steak: It's getting *HAWT* over here, flamethrower! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @shireenakter4409
      @shireenakter4409 5 років тому +2

      @@loop5720 "Use me daddy!"

    • @lanceyoungblood9267
      @lanceyoungblood9267 4 роки тому

      What we learned is that a flamethrower makes the best steak

  • @dominickruiz1240
    @dominickruiz1240 2 роки тому +41

    The first time I tried the reverse sear method on a charcoal grill... I was blown away... You have got to try it. I have a simple weber grill, just stack all the coals on one side and you're good! You're setting up the grill to be an oven, a broiler and a bit of a smoker all in one.

  • @pelicanchampion8629
    @pelicanchampion8629 5 років тому +2670

    Steak without crust: *exists
    Flamethrower: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?

    • @9pathNick
      @9pathNick 5 років тому +7

      😂😂

    • @conx3186
      @conx3186 5 років тому +6

      Cal Castanos good spongebob meme

    • @thebastion6239
      @thebastion6239 5 років тому +13

      The fact I recognized that spongebob quote is a problem. 🤣🤣

    • @CheatPotionMaker
      @CheatPotionMaker 5 років тому +2

      You won the internet xD

    • @irama9605
      @irama9605 5 років тому

      Cal Castanos lmaooooooooo from spongebob?

  • @mydogisfred7528
    @mydogisfred7528 5 років тому +2701

    Cop: Sir, what is this suspicious looking package in your engine.
    Me: Dinner

    • @hisokasgummu
      @hisokasgummu 5 років тому +36

      Joe Blow Underrated comment

    • @jackstoutamore8541
      @jackstoutamore8541 5 років тому +24

      *Opens the package and splits a steak dinner with the police*
      Who said they only like bacon ;D
      (It’s a joke y’all don’t eviscerate me pls)

    • @chiyun2b2b2t9
      @chiyun2b2b2t9 5 років тому +9

      brilliant comment, finally someone not screaming about the flamethrower

    • @iolychan811
      @iolychan811 5 років тому +4

      This comment deserves more recognition, haha. And believe me, I don't say that often

    • @BimmerMatt
      @BimmerMatt 5 років тому +1

      Damn, that game tonight though :( Zach Smith is not the answer. Never thought I'd see another Tulsa fan on youtube lol

  • @pyion1565
    @pyion1565 5 років тому +2236

    Damn, Imagine the amount of effort given to this video

    • @GugaFoods
      @GugaFoods  5 років тому +194

      You have no idea.

    • @bigd7861
      @bigd7861 5 років тому +26

      Imagine the effort to try to choke down a few of those methods... 😲

    • @djuell01
      @djuell01 5 років тому +5

      @@GugaFoods Yes, but I am sure the struggle is worth it! Rough testing LOLOLOL

    • @brodyboi659
      @brodyboi659 5 років тому +1

      Damn imagine the people eating the steak

    • @redbloodedamerican0523
      @redbloodedamerican0523 5 років тому +2

      And money

  • @TheOriginalIBT
    @TheOriginalIBT 2 роки тому +315

    This man took 2 years of his life expectancy for eating that engine steak
    Mad respects my guy

    • @username_7642
      @username_7642 2 роки тому +6

      death speedrun

    • @forcers5k
      @forcers5k Рік тому +6

      @@username_7642 great strategy, definitely would rank it above smoking cigarettes in the strategy tier list

  • @navaryn2938
    @navaryn2938 4 роки тому +1228

    "man, why is there an iron in the kitchen?"
    "Oh, that's my _meat iron_ "

  • @botski8611
    @botski8611 4 роки тому +1176

    This mans mastery of steak-cooking amazes me. Every steak he makes looks incredible, I don’t know how he does it.

    • @fletchedfps
      @fletchedfps 4 роки тому +47

      Bot Ski I don’t think you saw the boiled steak lol

    • @trollingfortruth5039
      @trollingfortruth5039 4 роки тому +21

      practice! i was never good at making steak but i picked up some tips from watching these videos and now I can make a restaurant style steak every time. there are some little tricks that u can do for example u need super high heat to get that nice sear without overcooking it.

    • @botski8611
      @botski8611 4 роки тому +1

      Fletched true lol

    • @miguelstella2
      @miguelstella2 4 роки тому +7

      Use a flamethrower

    • @JetKid215
      @JetKid215 4 роки тому +6

      Flamethrower

  • @guilhermepestana8927
    @guilhermepestana8927 4 роки тому +2793

    Waiter: How would you like your steak?
    Me: See that car in the parking lot?
    Waiter: Say no more

  • @SomethingsStinky
    @SomethingsStinky 3 роки тому +22

    Even though I’m sick and it’s 1:23am I’m still here. Dizzy and starving watching guga cook steak

    • @mckylea.7342
      @mckylea.7342 Рік тому

      Literally me right now, at the exact time 💀

  • @itsroskull6327
    @itsroskull6327 5 років тому +5574

    Chef Guga' Daughter: "Dad my boyfriend just cheated on me."
    Chef Guga: "So I grabbed my flamethrower and put it to work."

  • @AbhishekSubbaiah
    @AbhishekSubbaiah 4 роки тому +1358

    Most importantly, I learned that my life is severely missing a flamethrower.

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 4 роки тому +10

      Just buy a blow torch and 50 refill cans

    • @AbhishekSubbaiah
      @AbhishekSubbaiah 4 роки тому +1

      @@snifey7694 Man, I don't think I can just buy it off Amazon here :S

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 4 роки тому +2

      @@AbhishekSubbaiahthen get a college degree have degree in finance or sales agent then go to a business company go on top in employee board (trust me they pay alot for the best) and then you can buy a blow torch and 50 refills cans

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 4 роки тому +1

      Also better have pills on ya or not you go in a stress coma

    • @AbhishekSubbaiah
      @AbhishekSubbaiah 4 роки тому +4

      @@snifey7694 Erm, yeah; I have all of the above. I was talking about availability, not cost.
      In either case, a joke; good day to you.

  • @quatific4017
    @quatific4017 5 років тому +870

    Me:Why is there so much traffic?
    Police:Some guy is flipping his steak.

    • @midnightchaos4311
      @midnightchaos4311 5 років тому

      Quatific 😂

    • @smacksdaily7307
      @smacksdaily7307 5 років тому

      Quatific 😂😂😂

    • @quatific4017
      @quatific4017 5 років тому +7

      It's not a joke! You need to get the crust too.
      Grab your flamethrower and put it to work guys!

    • @BtotheDon12
      @BtotheDon12 5 років тому

      I was pretty confused by the comment when I scrolled down before that part of the video lol.

    • @quatific4017
      @quatific4017 5 років тому

      @@BtotheDon12 lul

  • @jeremiahtree-dweller7370
    @jeremiahtree-dweller7370 2 роки тому +21

    My takeaway for my own needs: pan sear or deep fry if I have to cook indoors, skewer over open flame if camping, reverse sear if using my grill or smoker, and if I ever wanna level up I can learn to sous vide and buy a culinary torch for the crust. Awesome. Thank you, Guga!!

    • @kurticeberg4566
      @kurticeberg4566 2 роки тому +1

      Bro, you can sousvide on the stove, and buy a propane landscape torch from Harbor Freight. Go get em!

  • @jaredgann7206
    @jaredgann7206 5 років тому +543

    Man that boiled steak brought tears to my eyes. That was one of the saddest looking steaks.

    • @hyperfruit541
      @hyperfruit541 5 років тому

      Same

    • @warthoggunner
      @warthoggunner 5 років тому +29

      Needs to be boiled hard in milk and served with jelly beans. Only way to do it.

    • @icop7519
      @icop7519 5 років тому +12

      @@warthoggunner yeah it goes well with pickle cereal

    • @dq7860
      @dq7860 5 років тому +2

      How to ruin a perfect steak 101

    • @jack-gf6jw
      @jack-gf6jw 5 років тому +1

      @@warthoggunner God I hate Europe

  • @violetviruss
    @violetviruss 5 років тому +1889

    "How would you like your steak, ma'am?"
    *"Dishwasher."*

  • @tylerrocha1084
    @tylerrocha1084 5 років тому +2685

    Gordon Ramsay: “ The steak is fookin raw!”
    Chef Guga: * grabs flamethrower* “Let’s see if we can fix that.”

  • @Steven_Olson
    @Steven_Olson 3 роки тому +22

    It's great that you are actually trying to make each of these work giving each method a fair chance. All too many similar videos don't even try.

  • @marcelgunadi2429
    @marcelgunadi2429 5 років тому +878

    Me: this steak doesn’t taste good
    Guga: lets soak it in 4 tbsp of butter and torch it. Fixed.

    • @brennnanrodriguez1588
      @brennnanrodriguez1588 5 років тому +3

      😂😂

    • @boi5940
      @boi5940 5 років тому +3

      And if you don’t get the butter flavor just poor some diabetic blood in there quicker then eating 90% butter and10% steak

  • @thebigbroeyjoey
    @thebigbroeyjoey 4 роки тому +3291

    Gugas little kid: I cut my leg
    Guga: **grabs flame thrower** let’s fix that with a little crust

    • @---ld9qk
      @---ld9qk 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂👍

    • @zevxyz040
      @zevxyz040 4 роки тому +139

      As you can see it is really tender and all the juice is comin’ out. THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

    • @torresnguyen851
      @torresnguyen851 4 роки тому +54

      Kevin Khang BROOOOOOOOOOO
      Did you add sauce

    • @oofed7734
      @oofed7734 4 роки тому +10

      Crust is life

    • @thebigbroeyjoey
      @thebigbroeyjoey 4 роки тому +9

      @@torresnguyen851 of course

  • @saucerthansauce3611
    @saucerthansauce3611 5 років тому +6189

    Ganas de comer kk

  • @xbigshot1
    @xbigshot1 2 роки тому +3

    @Guga Foods...........I am so glad someone FINALLY said to keep flipping a steak, I have been trying to tell people this for 40 years........great video!

  • @lockpickinglawyer
    @lockpickinglawyer 5 років тому +5547

    I literally winced when you said “boiled steak.” 😧

    • @hmemcpy5807
      @hmemcpy5807 5 років тому +84

      Oh hi LPL!

    • @Erdinhooz
      @Erdinhooz 4 роки тому +109

      In my country we boil meat

    • @flix8743
      @flix8743 4 роки тому +31

      Rekt Erdi wait u eat it like a steak or use it in stews

    • @R3XoXo
      @R3XoXo 4 роки тому +67

      He literally cooked steak with an iron and a dishwasher and you winced at boiled steak 😂

    • @WhyAreAllTheHandlesTaken415
      @WhyAreAllTheHandlesTaken415 4 роки тому +5

      Oh hi LockPickingLawyer... Btw what is winced?

  • @jr4_leonides92
    @jr4_leonides92 4 роки тому +1758

    Daughter: Dad my boyfriend cheated on me!!!
    Guga: So I grabbed my flamethrower and put it to work

    • @legatelanius9172
      @legatelanius9172 4 роки тому +92

      Put a crust on that cheating boyfriend

    • @prds25386
      @prds25386 4 роки тому +109

      @@legatelanius9172 Guga: As soon i sliced it up, it is a good way to cook a cheating boyfriend

    • @UnbilledCaesar
      @UnbilledCaesar 4 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @ritaayvette4395
      @ritaayvette4395 4 роки тому +1

      😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😆

    • @vincent2491
      @vincent2491 4 роки тому +8

      Bruh my gf has a twin sister and they share the same bed next day i got the sister pregnant so i ran away

  • @donkeymilos6246
    @donkeymilos6246 5 років тому +873

    *makes multiple amzing juicy ,grilled,cooked and fried steaks*
    feeds family microwaved steak

    • @boi5940
      @boi5940 5 років тому +1

      Look at all these juices: blood from steak not cooked all the way

    • @gruwithagun5462
      @gruwithagun5462 5 років тому

      Your profile pic turned me gay

    • @hvtc9364
      @hvtc9364 5 років тому

      @@gruwithagun5462 are you 12?

    • @donkeymilos6246
      @donkeymilos6246 5 років тому

      @@gruwithagun5462 😂

    • @gruwithagun5462
      @gruwithagun5462 5 років тому

      @@hvtc9364
      Nope

  • @heyboost
    @heyboost 3 роки тому +11

    That deep fried steak looks heavenly oh my god

  • @MrSkateAndWatch
    @MrSkateAndWatch 4 роки тому +841

    😐: “Bro, why did you put steak in a dishwasher”
    😤: *“How dare you call my sous vide maker a dishwasher!”*

  • @MaxCeltigar
    @MaxCeltigar 5 років тому +3737

    He is secretly flexing his knives on us.

    • @Damnalright
      @Damnalright 5 років тому +237

      Nah, he’s flexing his blowtorch.

    • @memegrenade-wu1ft
      @memegrenade-wu1ft 5 років тому +14

      Indeed

    • @fortnitexd3957
      @fortnitexd3957 5 років тому +18

      Naa he's flexing his different types of grills

    • @friedchicken8094
      @friedchicken8094 5 років тому +3

      he flexed his car

    • @victorma9355
      @victorma9355 5 років тому +5

      You can buy them he put all the equipment he used in the description. He’s a cool guy like that

  • @orion_jaaj6723
    @orion_jaaj6723 5 років тому +547

    I never met a guy who talks so passionately about steaks...
    Until now

    • @joaopaulo1802
      @joaopaulo1802 5 років тому

      Guga is brazilian. We love food and i mean REAL food not that fast food you guys have its our way

    • @steelywheeleyautomobiley8311
      @steelywheeleyautomobiley8311 5 років тому +3

      Check out Adam ragusea and that outlook will change.

    • @sapphlol
      @sapphlol 5 років тому +7

      Paulo Braga common stereo type that all americans like fast food poggers

    • @5minutecrap883
      @5minutecrap883 5 років тому

      @@steelywheeleyautomobiley8311 Yup I watch him he is what UA-camrs should talk like tbh

    • @deadman7798
      @deadman7798 5 років тому

      Sssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @Hempflakes
    @Hempflakes 2 роки тому +3

    I’m blown away about how good that dishwasher steak looks

  • @m0cheen
    @m0cheen 5 років тому +2203

    "It's missing something...
    ... So I took out my flamethrower!"

    • @pink2211
      @pink2211 5 років тому +34

      Ryan Douangphachanh my girlfriend was missing something so I took out a flame thrower

    • @muhammadnajeeb9336
      @muhammadnajeeb9336 5 років тому +10

      My mom missing something...
      .... So i took out my flamethrower!

    • @daysuuki8004
      @daysuuki8004 5 років тому +21

      i missed class
      .... so i took out my flamethrower

    • @sumoinbush
      @sumoinbush 5 років тому +5

      This gon be a meme i know it

    • @Jacob_frye
      @Jacob_frye 5 років тому +18

      my room mate felt cold
      so i took out a flamethrower
      now hes got a nice crust
      but hes not moving

  • @Fillybilly95
    @Fillybilly95 5 років тому +830

    If he becomes a vegan.. this broccoli could do with some crust

    • @Os-vr6qc
      @Os-vr6qc 5 років тому +3

      LOL, underrated.

    • @jameswebb2759
      @jameswebb2759 5 років тому +37

      *grabs flamethrower*
      Local news station: UA-cam Channel "Guga food" is currently under questioning by police as to why he started a forest fire. We are told his only response was "it needed a crust".

    • @Fillybilly95
      @Fillybilly95 5 років тому +2

      James Webb haha

  • @LegendaryNuggets
    @LegendaryNuggets 5 років тому +731

    The moral of the story is that if you have a problem add a crust to it

    • @blurr5148
      @blurr5148 5 років тому +30

      Reddude256 *picks up a bully at school to put him in dads barbeque and give him a crust*

    • @Matt-xl8jo
      @Matt-xl8jo 5 років тому +3

      @@blurr5148 what else are you supposed to do?

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 5 років тому +2

      Unless it's an STD

    • @otilialefey8514
      @otilialefey8514 5 років тому

      :))))

    • @jacobarquiza4961
      @jacobarquiza4961 5 років тому

      Justin Vaughn *crusty*

  • @darthgbc363
    @darthgbc363 2 роки тому +7

    In western North Dakota, they have Pitchfork Fondue. They actually use a pitchfork to skewer a steak & deep fry it in a huge cauldron of peanut oil. Delicious.

    • @Steve-mn7bq
      @Steve-mn7bq 2 роки тому

      Great memories there

    • @EstebanGilChillington
      @EstebanGilChillington Рік тому

      I would commit an unknown amount of crimes to have that

    • @KarlHerzog
      @KarlHerzog Рік тому

      ​@@EstebanGilChillington why commit crimes, just buy the stuff and try it out yourself

  • @ninjaslash52_98
    @ninjaslash52_98 5 років тому +2234

    *microwave steak*
    GORDON RAMSEY WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

  • @restrictingnbinging8309
    @restrictingnbinging8309 4 роки тому +3882

    “Dad my back hurts”
    -“Don’t worry I’ll fix it”
    **puts a crust on it**

  • @karrebu4514
    @karrebu4514 5 років тому +2984

    Waiter: how would you like your steak
    Me: *I think I would like it ironed*

    • @hunterhostler1345
      @hunterhostler1345 5 років тому +2

      Me too

    • @user-rr1bg3ib5w
      @user-rr1bg3ib5w 5 років тому +2

      Ya I'll get the same too

    • @subwaycentral6947
      @subwaycentral6947 5 років тому +26

      Ryan Lewis how about u stop being a salty ass bitch cause ur jealous

    • @koeniseggis7469
      @koeniseggis7469 5 років тому +19

      'Dishwashered'

    • @dem0ns588
      @dem0ns588 5 років тому +21

      Ryan Lewis Waiter: How would you like your comment?
      Ryan Lewis: Very salty

  • @mohalr98
    @mohalr98 3 роки тому +1

    Its 1:14 am and tomorrow is the first day of school, but this is worth it.

  • @melaineterry3912
    @melaineterry3912 5 років тому +1268

    75% of the video : there's no crust
    *Gets flamethrower*

  • @spartanseventyeight8673
    @spartanseventyeight8673 3 роки тому +1356

    Guga: "It's not a great steak."
    Steak: "Oh yeah? Well what're you gonna do about-"
    Guga: "So I got my flamethrower."

  • @denns0r
    @denns0r 5 років тому +157

    pan seared 0:44
    dishwasher 1:44
    front sear 2:38
    baked 3:12
    deep fried 3:49
    air fried 4:47
    caveman 5:23
    panini 6:16
    boiled 6:44
    smoked 7:34
    butter 8:07
    broiled 8:55
    car engine 9:47
    salt crust 10:45
    chicken fried 12:06
    clothing iron 13:21
    microwave 13:58
    steamed 15:03
    reversed seared 15:46
    salt block 16:33
    skewer 17:26
    toaster 18:03
    wine 18:41
    sous vide 19:27
    🥩

    • @ericscreeper
      @ericscreeper 5 років тому +6

      You will go down as a hero, my friend.

    • @denns0r
      @denns0r 5 років тому

      @@ericscreeper youre welcome 😃

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 5 років тому +1

      You put boiled twice you know. You meant broiled right?

    • @denns0r
      @denns0r 5 років тому

      @@DeathBYDesign666 changed that, thx

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 5 років тому

      No problem! Easy mistake to make though!

  • @FrogSniffer9000
    @FrogSniffer9000 2 роки тому

    honestly, every shot of the grill made my mouth water. there is NOTHING quite like a grilled steak.

  • @ifeng9199
    @ifeng9199 5 років тому +1451

    Steak: *lacks crust*
    Flamethrower: *Allow me to introduce myself*

    • @ZU85
      @ZU85 5 років тому +4

      allow me to introduce myself too...
      quick chat though, I broke your no-reply comment with likes...

    • @xyulel3922
      @xyulel3922 5 років тому

      LMFAO

    • @tylerprivette6036
      @tylerprivette6036 5 років тому +5

      Flamethrower: My Name is HOV!

    • @jim-df7sx
      @jim-df7sx 5 років тому

      Oh, yeah! It's fixed. It is *much* better!

    • @godchrist970
      @godchrist970 5 років тому

      Love your pfp

  • @kennethapalisok8764
    @kennethapalisok8764 3 роки тому +1210

    "So how would you like your steak done?"
    "Dishwasher"
    "What?"
    "YOU HEARD ME"

    • @Nate1The1Great1
      @Nate1The1Great1 3 роки тому +21

      Ngl, looks perfect for a bachelor that ran out of coals

    • @blackout295
      @blackout295 3 роки тому +10

      I'm more impressed it worked moreso than the fact he did it.

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 3 роки тому +4

      "I did, and I was hoping I didn't."

    • @Phnx-ps4kd
      @Phnx-ps4kd 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @50thdollar61
      @50thdollar61 3 роки тому +3

      “Rarity?”
      “Soap”

  • @freshprince5633
    @freshprince5633 5 років тому +276

    What I have learnt today!
    A good steak is a crust 👏

    • @ondrapakr
      @ondrapakr 5 років тому +2

      All you need is flametrower.

  • @nearlynativenursery8638
    @nearlynativenursery8638 Рік тому +1

    Guga, with approx 2,000 miles of rive canoe camping at my ripe age of 60. I been using what you call Caveman cooking to my steaks, chicken and pork chops and I have to say it my favorite methods. Not only the woodsy smokey flavor and crust but it is the closest link and connection method of cooking to our early ancestors. I find turning frequently and rotating aids in limiting any burn spots.

  • @birubu
    @birubu 4 роки тому +901

    Friend: “Bro this steak is amazing, how’d you make it?”
    Me: “... Dish washer?”

    • @charrochacallo3074
      @charrochacallo3074 4 роки тому +16

      "Perfectly cooked", there's still blood in it how the hell can you eat that?

    • @dvorak826
      @dvorak826 4 роки тому +25

      Charro Chacallo i dunno man, it's as if it was raw before

    • @dvorak826
      @dvorak826 4 роки тому +22

      Charro Chacallo and well-done steaks just taste disgusting, it's so hard to swallow

    • @BenjamintYT
      @BenjamintYT 4 роки тому +4

      @@dvorak826 But atleast I aint eating any pink meat.

    • @joshuabrackenbury5357
      @joshuabrackenbury5357 4 роки тому +13

      I love my steak very rare , the blood makes it better in my opinion

  • @Anonymoose62
    @Anonymoose62 3 роки тому +208

    I must say, the "Just keep flipping" technique is awesome, I've got the most consistent results with it so far and my family loves it

    • @Silvers24
      @Silvers24 3 роки тому +15

      I cant believe i been cooking steaks wrong, and thing is my fam loves my cooking. Well....wait till i learn this.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 роки тому +5

      It's not very romantic, but "just keep flipping" has earned unprompted positive feedback from my family when grilling hot dogs and burgers as well. I ain't complaining. 👍

    • @contrapasta2454
      @contrapasta2454 Рік тому

      I started getting a horse sense for it after half understanding a book (OFAC) that talked about Maillard reactions and how they worked, but I still felt guilty every time.

  • @random-b-i2480
    @random-b-i2480 4 роки тому +2855

    "Dad, why you name my sister rose?"
    "because your mom loves roses"
    "anyway, i love you dad"
    "i love you too crust"

  • @34pimpdog
    @34pimpdog 2 роки тому +2

    As soon as i got my smoker set up. I started using it as my oven. And the steaks ive been doing on it have been thr best ive done so far. Usually i do 250* till internal 130*
    Rest for 8-10minutes
    While resting i get the grill hot to put a nice sear on each side with some butter to get a nice flame sear about 1.5minutes a side to get that internal to just over 135 area.

  • @ketriel2472
    @ketriel2472 5 років тому +495

    the flame thrower was used on half of the methods, yet Guga didnt cook a steak with a flame thrower.

    • @derontanzil6939
      @derontanzil6939 5 років тому +12

      Huzaah finnaly a true man

    • @wolfenrichtophen6010
      @wolfenrichtophen6010 4 роки тому +7

      I prefer Medium Well. Depends on the flamethrower

    • @wolfenrichtophen6010
      @wolfenrichtophen6010 4 роки тому

      @@aoi_hanazawa I just smash burgers. Not on the grill, but on. cast iron with a spatula and bottle. Slugburgers are pretty much almost always served well done

    • @wolfenrichtophen6010
      @wolfenrichtophen6010 4 роки тому

      @@aoi_hanazawa Im sure you can get the hang of it, its not entirely by smashing... Evenly spread the beef with the smash, try to get as much surface touching it as possible. As soon as its pressed.

    • @Beanbag-qs4ju
      @Beanbag-qs4ju 4 роки тому

      Ketriel yeah true

  • @squatter5002
    @squatter5002 4 роки тому +532

    0:45 Pan Seared
    1:45 Dishwasher
    2:39 Front Sear
    3:13 Baked
    3:51 Deep Fry
    4:49 Air Frier
    5:24 Caveman
    6:16 Panini
    6:44 Boiled
    7:34 Smoked
    8:07 Butter
    8:55 Broiled
    9:49 Car Engine
    10:45 Salt Crust
    12:06 Chicken Fried
    13:21 Clothing Iron
    14:00 Microwave
    15:03 Steamed
    15:48 Reverse Sear
    16:33 Salt Block
    17:27 Skewer
    18:04 Toaster
    18:41 Wine
    19:27 Sous Vide

  • @internationalspacestation1988
    @internationalspacestation1988 4 роки тому +122

    10% steak
    10% crust
    10% seasoning
    70% *FLAMETHROWER*

  • @beartickler499
    @beartickler499 3 роки тому +1

    Man, he got right to the point.
    An incredibly admirable thing to do

  • @polunuki2775
    @polunuki2775 5 років тому +1586

    some of these methods should be considered a war crime

    • @Anatoli_Punto
      @Anatoli_Punto 5 років тому +58

      Especially the steamed and dehydrated methods, those are just disgusting

    • @SpaceDave1337
      @SpaceDave1337 5 років тому +14

      Like why the hell do want to eat a toasted steak?

    • @dq7860
      @dq7860 5 років тому +37

      Boiling steaks should literally be illegal, looks disgusting and tastes bland.

    • @chiyun2b2b2t9
      @chiyun2b2b2t9 5 років тому +35

      Shirt Muncher Some say the Germans forced prisoner cooks to watch a steak being boiled in WW2.

    • @polunuki2775
      @polunuki2775 5 років тому +1

      LowkeyTear i CHOOSE not to believe that

  • @theskunk589
    @theskunk589 5 років тому +21181

    My parents are getting a divorce.
    Let’s see if we can save their marriage by putting a crust on it.

  • @andrewmaae8820
    @andrewmaae8820 5 років тому +484

    "It's not a great way to cook a steak...but don't worry!"
    *Pulls out handy dandy Flame Thrower

  • @LPolischuk
    @LPolischuk Рік тому +1

    Best steak I ever had...build a fire pit (or use that of a friends). Make a nice big fire with birch, ash, poplar, etc. fairly large pieces. Wait until the fire is out and all you have is white, glowing coals. Throw some sliced potatoes with butter, onions and double tinfoil direct on coals. Get a grate and place over coals. Cook steaks. When steaks look done, take off to rest in tinfoil "tent". Remove grate and gently flip spuds. Spuds should be done by the time you cut up the steaks (check with toothpick). Give 'er a try.

  • @KRM_FLLNHRT
    @KRM_FLLNHRT 5 років тому +3395

    Waiter: So how would you like your steak?
    Me: put it in a vacuum sealed bag, toss it in the dishwasher, flamethrower it then perfect.
    Waiter: ...what the fu-

    • @minsan6696
      @minsan6696 5 років тому +15

      Lol

    • @utrash4559
      @utrash4559 5 років тому +12

      I want to do that now

    • @brandonjohnson1805
      @brandonjohnson1805 5 років тому +2

      Umithe8bitneko hahahaha

    • @bl6973
      @bl6973 5 років тому +28

      Umithe8bitneko
      News: restaurant burns down due to flamethrower.

    • @ohyeayea9937
      @ohyeayea9937 5 років тому +2

      It look tasty tho lmao

  • @tusk8230
    @tusk8230 4 роки тому +305

    Supplier: Why are you buying 25 steaks?
    Guga: My goals are beyond your understanding.

    • @mhoran21
      @mhoran21 4 роки тому

      Ethan Parks “Honey, I gotta get through social distancing somehow”

    • @SaneTheBro
      @SaneTheBro 4 роки тому +1

      idk man is this a flash reference?

    • @72vince27
      @72vince27 4 роки тому +4

      Supplier wouldn't be suprised by someone ordering 25 pieces of steak.

    • @Jamarvious_
      @Jamarvious_ 4 роки тому +1

      inSane yeah reverse flash said it

    • @SaneTheBro
      @SaneTheBro 4 роки тому

      JamTheJam i thought ao

  • @TheDiamondMc88
    @TheDiamondMc88 3 роки тому +4572

    I like how is he explaining how to make a boiled steak like someone is gonna try it

    • @copongcoponginc
      @copongcoponginc 3 роки тому +47

      TheDiamond ذا دايموند just for become the steak eating challenge

    • @DullSpectrum
      @DullSpectrum 3 роки тому +157

      Don’t you just love your steak extra watery? /j

    • @tomauromoutostring
      @tomauromoutostring 3 роки тому +109

      My mum does this 😰I hate it of course

    • @DullSpectrum
      @DullSpectrum 3 роки тому +158

      @@tomauromoutostring You sure she's not trying to kill you?

    • @kabruzoeldanto8671
      @kabruzoeldanto8671 3 роки тому +29

      He used way too much water. One quarter of a glass is enough.

  • @theamateurfurry4735
    @theamateurfurry4735 Рік тому +1

    I gotta try the deep fried steak! I will say, the pan seared steak I’d recommend to anyone. It’s always been my tried and true method! Never fails me

  • @azizabdul8914
    @azizabdul8914 4 роки тому +300

    Amiel when he failed to cook the food: yuck, disgusting, inedible, throw it away!
    Guga when he failed to cook the food: we could fix this. let me grab my blowtorch.

    • @starcherry6814
      @starcherry6814 4 роки тому +13

      I like that Guga seasons his food
      Amiel only used salt and called that seasoning 🤦‍♀️

  • @ggd2192
    @ggd2192 4 роки тому +542

    2:31 “If I blindfold you and give you this in a restaurant, you would say is a sous-vide steak.”
    Me, not knowing what sous-vide is or why I've been blindfolded by this random chef: *¿eeeuuuh?*

    • @Siwena
      @Siwena 4 роки тому +10

      Funnily enough "sous-vide" is french for "under vacuum" , so the dishwasher method was actually sous-vide with extra steps :)

    • @ham856
      @ham856 4 роки тому

      @Seamus Chase sous vide isn't making the crust, it's just cooking it edge to edge.

    • @milesprower3957
      @milesprower3957 4 роки тому

      @@ham856 isn't that what he said lol

    • @ham856
      @ham856 4 роки тому

      @@milesprower3957 I know, but I said it isn't making a crust aswell

  • @butterflyman33
    @butterflyman33 4 роки тому +728

    Waiter: how would you like ur steak cooked?
    Me: go ahead and throw it in the dishwasher please and thank you

    • @kyuu_09
      @kyuu_09 4 роки тому +13

      stick it in the waffle iron please

    • @TheTroll10
      @TheTroll10 4 роки тому +9

      stick it in a car engine please

    • @jyn1253
      @jyn1253 4 роки тому +4

      mr.shotgun throw it in a flamethrower please

    • @TheTroll10
      @TheTroll10 4 роки тому +7

      @@jyn1253 waiter, can you also throw this in the flamethrower?
      * takes out ice age baby*

    • @goonisepic
      @goonisepic 4 роки тому +2

      Damnit ice age baby you’re everywhere

  • @venus115superior8
    @venus115superior8 3 роки тому +1

    My mouth the whole time 🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧

  • @dannynelson5236
    @dannynelson5236 5 років тому +582

    Friends: "Where are you going"
    Me: "I gotta flip the steak in my car engine"

    • @Not_blossomoffical
      @Not_blossomoffical 5 років тому +1

      Cousin Eddie on meat!

    • @SF3L
      @SF3L 5 років тому +3

      Friends: “Why not a dishwasher?”

    • @unanimated7084
      @unanimated7084 5 років тому +2

      SF3L I live in a car for god sakes David and I just wanna spoil myself a little tonight.

    • @absolute757
      @absolute757 5 років тому +7

      Friends: "What's this wonderful caramel glaze?"
      Me: "oh, that's motor oil"

    • @belo9083
      @belo9083 5 років тому +1

      Sounds like something Dwight would do.

  • @bazil4146
    @bazil4146 4 роки тому +804

    “I don’t think that there’s anyone on earth that wouldn’t like this”
    *Hindus have left the chat*

    • @solouso2936
      @solouso2936 4 роки тому +36

      *Vegetarians have left the chat*

    • @solouso2936
      @solouso2936 4 роки тому +3

      *Vegetarians have left the chat*

    • @aniketh6633
      @aniketh6633 4 роки тому +2

      I'm hindu😜😜

    • @tundra2399
      @tundra2399 4 роки тому +23

      @@aniketh6633 blasphemy

    • @dewaeryadi7776
      @dewaeryadi7776 4 роки тому +1

      Thats mean hindus and vegetarian is probably lying if they dont like the taste

  • @mynameskid
    @mynameskid 4 роки тому +536

    *Guga sees a steak without a crust.*
    guga with a a flamethrower:
    So anyways a started blasting.

  • @tarumiachi
    @tarumiachi 2 роки тому +6

    shupport brought me here 😂

  • @andyofogo
    @andyofogo 4 роки тому +2801

    This guy can’t live without a flame thrower

    • @Mi_tala
      @Mi_tala 4 роки тому +10

      Hes a burner guy

    • @geraldcreager4432
      @geraldcreager4432 4 роки тому +17

      And the downside of that is, like what?

    • @hushpool3915
      @hushpool3915 4 роки тому +11

      Actually, it is VERY useful instrument on a professional kitchen. Some of my collegues even done some desinsection after the end of workday with it.

    • @masonmcvey1579
      @masonmcvey1579 4 роки тому +1

      @@geraldcreager4432 1

    • @andyjang5048
      @andyjang5048 4 роки тому +7

      It’s not a flame thrower lol it’s a blow torch.

  • @sean7685
    @sean7685 4 роки тому +358

    How to cook a steak:
    Step 1: have a flame thrower
    Step 2: put a crust

    • @OfficialCharles
      @OfficialCharles 4 роки тому +1

      @Danny lol woooosh jaja haha xd u just got le wooooshed hahahaahahahahahhaah

    • @avalonpage5985
      @avalonpage5985 4 роки тому

      @Danny saved but you can put it on the subreddit ihavereddit

    • @lazyblob845
      @lazyblob845 4 роки тому

      Its kinda raw

    • @rawr2817
      @rawr2817 4 роки тому +1

      Lazy Blob It’s not raw, With steaks you can eat them if they are pink.There are 4 stages for steak:Rare,Medium rare(Most popular to use),Medium(this is my favourite, And well done which is fully brown.

    • @John-ir9tb
      @John-ir9tb 4 роки тому +1

      Danny Imagine getting mad over someone quoting a video.

  • @dank9625
    @dank9625 4 роки тому +749

    The steak in the car engine is horrible.
    So I used flamethrower on my car.

    • @devinpapadoilos942
      @devinpapadoilos942 4 роки тому +2

      Dank good boy

    • @kikyanwar1903
      @kikyanwar1903 4 роки тому +4

      Perhaps a little bit blower and hemi 427 engine would do the trick

    • @JussJacobbb
      @JussJacobbb 4 роки тому +3

      kiky anwar haha good ol american muscle

    • @kikyanwar1903
      @kikyanwar1903 4 роки тому +4

      Well, you can always trust the raw power of good ol' american muscles

    • @alial-issa6893
      @alial-issa6893 4 роки тому +3

      Arigato, Gyro

  • @CKxperience
    @CKxperience 10 місяців тому

    The quality here so much better than celebrity chefs. Good Food program

  • @lucif3r692
    @lucif3r692 4 роки тому +1354

    Son: dad why are having steak for 25 days
    Dad: you wouldn’t get it

  • @essehache4090
    @essehache4090 5 років тому +1096

    If you think I'm gonna sit there and watch a 20 min video of a guy cooking steak...
    *you're damn right*

  • @legodude666
    @legodude666 5 років тому +350

    *WW2 Exists*
    Chef Great-grandpa Guga: "So I just grabbed my flamethrower and put it to work"

    • @Sorai_
      @Sorai_ 5 років тому +9

      Lord Akira
      Guga: lets fix WW2 by putting a crust on it with my flamethrower

    • @IAmTheStig32
      @IAmTheStig32 5 років тому +16

      "As you can see the Germans are shooting at us from their bunker, but I can fire up the flamethrower and fix that real quick. Now the Germans have a crust on them, they are juicy, so juicy."

    • @Sorai_
      @Sorai_ 5 років тому

      J. Jonah Jameson wait wtf I just finished marvels spider man on PS4

    • @Carkshark
      @Carkshark 5 років тому

      Japanese barbeque!

    • @lucacocozza
      @lucacocozza 5 років тому

      @@CCK-jd8nc its just a german bbq then wtf

  • @vanillarice6163
    @vanillarice6163 3 роки тому +13

    Someone: *breaks into Guga’s house*
    Guga: **grabs flamethrower** let’s fix that with a little crust

  • @avacarlson4670
    @avacarlson4670 5 років тому +1318

    *goes from pan seared steak to dishwasher steak*
    that escalated quickly

    • @thoren907
      @thoren907 5 років тому +14

      Appropriate profile pic

    • @codymarabante7122
      @codymarabante7122 5 років тому +8

      @AAAnt M it's similar to sous vide since it uses hot water. The water is heated and sprayed throughout the washer which in turn cooks the steak.

    • @avacarlson4670
      @avacarlson4670 5 років тому +1

      Breckin Brees-roach hehe

    • @warthoggunner
      @warthoggunner 5 років тому +1

      From sear-o to dishwasher

    • @bryanst.martin7134
      @bryanst.martin7134 5 років тому +2

      @AAAnt M They have a heated drying cycle after blasting it with hot water for several minutes.

  • @user-lq9uh2gz3e
    @user-lq9uh2gz3e 5 років тому +759

    Doctor: Im sorry to inform you the cancer has spread, and your odds of recovering are slim.
    Guga Foods: Lets try to put a crust on it.

  • @Mkrbpl
    @Mkrbpl 5 років тому +424

    Steak: Not crusty
    Guga and his blowtorch: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @ASwallie65
    @ASwallie65 2 роки тому +6

    My uncle's family has a ranch and we (I live with him) get a cow a year butchered for free. I have to say it tastes a lot better than supermarket steaks, and it has a completely different flavor that is still noticeably beef.

  • @NoThisIsPatrick94
    @NoThisIsPatrick94 5 років тому +309

    Our man Guga didn't have to go this hard for us BUT HE DID

    • @IfYouAintFirstYerLast
      @IfYouAintFirstYerLast 5 років тому +3

      Jonathan Lammey for real. He’s the man we need but don’t deserve

    • @monkpumperify
      @monkpumperify 5 років тому +1

      He ddnt have to but he did it for us

  • @allylin6813
    @allylin6813 5 років тому +701

    What I learned:
    No crust = Flamethrower
    Charcoal = Burned

    • @jadenrea980
      @jadenrea980 5 років тому +15

      Cave man steak great way to get cancer

    • @ggabriel5378
      @ggabriel5378 5 років тому +4

      i like the charcoal. looks very good

    • @Y.M...
      @Y.M... 5 років тому

      I'm gonna ruin the Hotel = Trivago before someone thinks of it

    • @rog4566
      @rog4566 5 років тому

      Hotel = Trivago

    • @Y.M...
      @Y.M... 5 років тому

      @@rog4566 fite me 😤

  • @nbkartillery9536
    @nbkartillery9536 5 років тому +441

    Therapist: you’ll be fine without it
    Guga: I NEED MY FLAMETHROWER

  • @mdls6320
    @mdls6320 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks now i can cook my first human in the woods👍😀

  • @williamatkinson16
    @williamatkinson16 5 років тому +133

    Any steak + FLAMETHROWER = a WONDERFUL way to cook a steak!

    • @chiyun2b2b2t9
      @chiyun2b2b2t9 5 років тому +1

      Enjoy your boiled / microwaved steak. You disgust me......

    • @zUltra3D
      @zUltra3D 5 років тому

      Except steamed

  • @mike5796
    @mike5796 4 роки тому +312

    Waiter: how would you like your steak?
    Guga: A crust

  • @dannydeleto8535
    @dannydeleto8535 5 років тому +618

    *surrounds steak in hand warmers*
    “This is an amazing way to cook a steak”

  • @deanrichards3497
    @deanrichards3497 3 роки тому +4

    14:13 his humour never lets me down