The Bitch Fight of Canary Wharf

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  • @norielsylvire4097
    @norielsylvire4097 6 років тому +9974

    Two robot species insulting each other while an almost immortal being with human appearance watches them with 3D goggles

    • @norielsylvire4097
      @norielsylvire4097 6 років тому +150

      JAMES COOK AND BUGSHOT*TAKEN* its just to make it shorter.
      I know they are more cyborg hi tech alien beings from another universe but that doesnt attract as many likes hahah

    • @danielpetersen4123
      @danielpetersen4123 6 років тому +197

      Doctor Who in a nutshell

    • @shannon-ij2im
      @shannon-ij2im 6 років тому +22

      Omfg why did I laugh so much at this comment 😂🤔

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater 6 років тому +85

      Neither are robots, one are tentacles on a tank and the other humans in an armor

    • @BossMan-jc9nr
      @BossMan-jc9nr 6 років тому +30

      @@diablo.the.cheater you know, now that i think of it the daleks remind me of the krang.

  • @gaming4all885
    @gaming4all885 6 років тому +7634

    "We would destroy the cybermen with one dalek"
    "I'll do it"
    "I was being figurative"
    "Oh"

  • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
    @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 5 років тому +5418

    I clicked this thinking it was the original scene, I'm so glad I'm wrong.

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 5 років тому +291

      Fuck do you mean this is even better

    • @heatherrockwell9012
      @heatherrockwell9012 4 роки тому +205

      What do you mean this is the original scene

    • @tribot_leader
      @tribot_leader 4 роки тому +151

      When I first saw it I thought it was the original. And when I actually got recommended the original I thought something was wrong

    • @theinstitutephil2300
      @theinstitutephil2300 4 роки тому +35

      I clicked this because i thought it would be funny and i was right

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 4 роки тому +65

      Surprisingly much of the dialogue is unaltered xD

  • @GenericBook
    @GenericBook 5 років тому +4558

    "This isn't war! This is cyber bullying!" 😂😂😂😂
    This is the best line ever! This should be in the show!

    • @QNRArsenal
      @QNRArsenal 4 роки тому +185

      It's great but the original is better. "This is not war, this is pest control!" 😂

    • @trajan231
      @trajan231 3 роки тому +33

      The female has become very sweaty

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 3 роки тому +11

      This isn't war, this is sport!

    • @archusrtm6325
      @archusrtm6325 3 роки тому +15

      @@RennieAsh Strax the sontaren moment

    • @idcgaming518
      @idcgaming518 3 роки тому +6

      @@trajan231 tell me about it.

  • @lexirey430
    @lexirey430 6 років тому +5769

    Parody? What parody? This is what happened in the episode.

  • @Metaldog14150
    @Metaldog14150 Рік тому +1321

    I just saw a deleted scene from 1983 in which a Dalek operator took a wrong turn and exclaimed, "bugger, I've lost them!" So of course I had to pop in here to say that Daleks saying bugger is absolutely canon.

    • @annoying_HK_guy
      @annoying_HK_guy Рік тому +68

      Thank you for this information, we shall treasure and spread it worldwide

    • @daelnelbel
      @daelnelbel Рік тому +19

      Please tell me it was in the Dalek voice

    • @daelnelbel
      @daelnelbel Рік тому +40

      @@Metaldog14150 YES ITS IN THE DALEK VOICE!

    • @pancakes8670
      @pancakes8670 Рік тому +12

      Of course they would way it. They're british

    • @Damaged7
      @Damaged7 Рік тому +4

      Thats... not how canon works.

  • @ChristophBurschka
    @ChristophBurschka 9 років тому +1966

    "If we ever need scones or a toilet unplugged we shall contact you"
    Nice one.

    • @anix8047
      @anix8047 7 років тому +9

      Christoph Burschka ikr

    • @Anti-HyperLink
      @Anti-HyperLink 7 років тому +13

      Why was the first thing they said scones? What happened to just eggs?

    • @davidbethke5463
      @davidbethke5463 7 років тому +10

      Eggs-terminate?

    • @TheVeyron623
      @TheVeyron623 6 років тому +4

      "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEEEAA?"

    • @chrisbutler501
      @chrisbutler501 3 роки тому +3

      That's funny

  • @JoshEssex
    @JoshEssex 6 років тому +913

    That last "Bugger" got me

    • @MetFanMac
      @MetFanMac 5 років тому +2

      Particularly with the caption.

  • @waynemidnight7454
    @waynemidnight7454 5 років тому +2307

    "This is not war, this is -pest--control- Cyberbullying!"

    • @ventus5628
      @ventus5628 5 років тому +58

      *”WE HAVE FIVE MILLION CYBERMEN. HOW MANY ARE YOU?”*

    • @etazeta674
      @etazeta674 5 років тому +38

      @@ventus5628 *FOUR!*

    • @eaglehood224
      @eaglehood224 5 років тому +32

      @@etazeta674 *YOU WOULD DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH 4 DALEKS?*

    • @myriad9597
      @myriad9597 5 років тому +30

      @@eaglehood224 *WE WILL DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH ONLY ONE DALEK*

    • @etazeta674
      @etazeta674 5 років тому +24

      @@myriad9597 *YOU ARE SUPERIOR TO US IN ONLY ONE RESPECT!*

  • @destendgem
    @destendgem 7 років тому +810

    Hearing a Dalek say bugger is quite possibly the funniest thing ever.

    • @Gojirawars03
      @Gojirawars03 7 років тому +16

      THEDestendGem The Cybermen saying it seems funnier to me for some reason. Probably the monotone voice.

    • @sorenmine7765
      @sorenmine7765 7 років тому +10

      BUGGER

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 6 років тому +5

      Bugger, ive lost em!!

    • @asodio1074
      @asodio1074 6 років тому +6

      no,"its would you like some tea?"

    • @philbilly2277
      @philbilly2277 6 років тому +6

      You've clearly never heard a Dalek say "Alright lads"

  • @stanmarsh4019
    @stanmarsh4019 7 років тому +8136

    THIS IS NOT WAR THIS IS CYBERBULLYING!!!

  • @samtankersley98
    @samtankersley98 5 років тому +683

    “we would destroy the cybermen with one dalek”
    “I’ll do it”
    “I was being figurative”
    “ *oh* ”

  • @CrypticSpook
    @CrypticSpook 6 років тому +995

    "I WILL DO IT."
    "I WAS BEING FIGURATIVE"
    "...OH"

  • @Alpha121198
    @Alpha121198 6 років тому +3430

    I love the how the Doctor’s expressions translate to this version. He looks so freaking confused over how two of his greatest enemies are acting.
    “I fought in a war to kill the Daleks… and these are the survivors.”
    “Oh thank the matrix that I don’t have to deal with Mondasian Cybermen today.”

    • @cramerfloro5936
      @cramerfloro5936 4 роки тому +64

      2:20
      ISN'TANYONEGONNAASKWHATISITWITHTHEGLASSES?

    • @samoyedpups4673
      @samoyedpups4673 4 роки тому +24

      @@cramerfloro5936 to see the void stuff

    • @emregungor1248
      @emregungor1248 4 роки тому +49

      @@cramerfloro5936 its simple he wants to watch the epic fight in 3d. Duhhh

    • @KarakTo
      @KarakTo 3 роки тому +17

      @@cramerfloro5936 we all know what's up with those, why would we ask?

    • @androidaxolotl8311
      @androidaxolotl8311 3 роки тому +16

      @@KarakTo the Doctor said that in his head in this version (watch it with subtitles)

  • @Xenon7567
    @Xenon7567 Рік тому +217

    can't believe this masterpiece is ten years old now, remember losing my shit when it came out. a remaster with your improved dalek and cybermen voice modulators would make for a fantastic 10th anniversary special

    • @OZTutoh
      @OZTutoh Рік тому +5

      This is the first time it's ever shown in my feed. It's brilliant.

  • @SAGENT2
    @SAGENT2 7 років тому +2829

    Daleks at the beginning: CYBERMEN APPROACHING
    Dalek like 30 seconds later: IDENTIFY YOURSELF

  • @Pyroniusburn
    @Pyroniusburn 9 років тому +5113

    "Ladies first"
    "Daleks have no concept of gender!"
    "You have identified as dalek"
    "Bugger!
    That was clever"
    "The cybermen are known for their cleverness"
    "So you are cybermen?"
    ".....Bugger!"

  • @hada__02
    @hada__02 2 роки тому +237

    “This is not war, this is cyberbullying” has supplanted itself as the original line in my mind, it’s so much funnier

  • @KrypticStudiosCorp
    @KrypticStudiosCorp 6 років тому +3037

    "You are better at dying!!"
    ... ...
    ... ... ...
    "How long did it take you to think that one up in your sphere thingy?"

    • @KrypticStudiosCorp
      @KrypticStudiosCorp 6 років тому +121

      "BUGGER!"

    • @annoying_HK_guy
      @annoying_HK_guy 6 років тому +141

      It is not a sphere,it is a VOID SHIP.

    • @louiscypher4186
      @louiscypher4186 6 років тому +62

      whatever.

    • @annoying_HK_guy
      @annoying_HK_guy 6 років тому +63

      @@louiscypher4186 We are DONE here.Raise communication barrier!

    • @finaladvance5085
      @finaladvance5085 5 років тому +44

      Kitco The Ghost Wizard wait rewind him by nine realms!
      Who is that? And why am I so angry all of a sudden

  • @xtac6435
    @xtac6435 7 років тому +3636

    DALEK: "The female has become very sweaty"
    Mickey: "Yeah, tell me about it"

  • @apersonandaperson
    @apersonandaperson 6 років тому +828

    Dalek: "You are superior in only one respect"
    Cyberman: "what is that?"
    Dalek: "you are better at dying"

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 років тому +77

      "How long did you spent in your sphere thinking that one up?"

    • @apersonandaperson
      @apersonandaperson 5 років тому +35

      fulcrum 29 it is not a sphere it is a void ship

    • @phastherlight823
      @phastherlight823 5 років тому +10

      @@apersonandaperson wHaTeVER..

    • @asswipe8062
      @asswipe8062 5 років тому +18

      @@phastherlight823 WE ARE DONE HERE, RAISE COMMUNICATIONS BARRIER!

    • @kaiser_Haux
      @kaiser_Haux 4 роки тому +8

      @ass wipe WAIT! Rewind image by nine rells

  • @colonelcrockett2250
    @colonelcrockett2250 6 років тому +1797

    The cyber bullying part got me. The awkward silence got me again 😂

    • @ShamrockParticle
      @ShamrockParticle 4 роки тому +18

      The whole video us gold but it elevated to platinum several times too 👍. It's genius

  • @umbranoir2502
    @umbranoir2502 8 років тому +679

    Literally the best parody in the history of parodies.

  • @-Grovesy-
    @-Grovesy- 5 років тому +246

    "Said the dust-bin, wearing a skirt, covered in disco balls." that comment is sticking with me forever to describe daleks.

    • @mikedbz8530
      @mikedbz8530 3 роки тому +12

      Dalek: THEY ARE NOT DISCO BALLS! EXTERMINATE!

  • @yellowfang42
    @yellowfang42 6 років тому +3262

    What do you mean this isn't canon

    • @thrashpondopons2776
      @thrashpondopons2776 6 років тому +33

      Of course not! 'Cannon' was a Cop-Show staring William Conrad!

    • @agooseamoose6524
      @agooseamoose6524 6 років тому +42

      What do you mean Explain, AMERICA EGGSPAIN, WHAT YOU MEAN ARKANSAS.

    • @adamj.mc.3078
      @adamj.mc.3078 6 років тому +22

      I mean, its basically what happened

    • @snufflebunny539
      @snufflebunny539 5 років тому +28

      This isn't aliens. It's Britain 24 hours after Brexit.

    • @liquidocelot5976
      @liquidocelot5976 5 років тому +10

      Most of it actually is canon

  • @Abbojnr
    @Abbojnr 7 років тому +1184

    "Who the hell is that!"
    "And why am I so angry all of a sudden?
    The point where I had to pause for a fourth time to collect myself.
    Bravo sir, bravo.

    • @ethanos5650
      @ethanos5650 6 років тому +1

      SteamGeek b

    • @tinykemper2561
      @tinykemper2561 6 років тому +1

      666th like hehe

    • @spartangaming1352
      @spartangaming1352 5 років тому +1

      "Alright, if you really want to know..."
      "That's HARRIOT JONES, FORMER PRIME MINISTER."
      "YES, WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE."
      "Bugger."

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 місяці тому +1

      ''the female has become very sweaty...'' rose: *awkward look* 🤣

  • @heyitsfrecky5640
    @heyitsfrecky5640 3 роки тому +128

    The best part of this is at the start the Dalek says "Cybermen approaching" yet they still have a dumb conversation trying to identify them

    • @voidwalkerbruh7426
      @voidwalkerbruh7426 Рік тому

      There all idoits

    • @georgeray1906
      @georgeray1906 Рік тому +10

      I believe the Daleks were messing with the Cybermen by acting like they've never seen a Cyberman.

    • @hippothehippo
      @hippothehippo Рік тому

      Probably a strategic move to see if the cybermen attempt deception

  • @elijahcastillo7970
    @elijahcastillo7970 9 років тому +394

    "We will destroy the Cybermen with 1 Dalek."
    "I'll do it!"
    "I was being figurative..."
    "Oh..."

  • @Wixhael
    @Wixhael 6 років тому +2843

    This is my favorite video on the internet.

    • @dantesgarbagefire4844
      @dantesgarbagefire4844 6 років тому +1

      Ultra Nerd same.

    • @whyarewehere3893
      @whyarewehere3893 6 років тому +4

      I could never tell if this was an actually episode because its so well put together

    • @ethanos5650
      @ethanos5650 6 років тому

      Ultra Nerd b

    • @Alpha0727
      @Alpha0727 6 років тому +2

      whyarewehere The visuals are from Series/Season 2 Episode 13 titled, “DoomsDay.” It was the final episode for the second series/season. The audio was changed but it is not that far off from the original.
      Here is the clip from original episode: ua-cam.com/video/ysvNOmDMVvk/v-deo.html

    • @sparklepepsi3503
      @sparklepepsi3503 6 років тому

      Ultra Nerd YAS

  • @Apollosonic
    @Apollosonic 5 років тому +100

    "I'll do it"
    "I was being figurative"
    *sad robot noise*

  • @owen.woewson
    @owen.woewson 6 років тому +2793

    *Identify yourself!*
    You will identify first.
    *You will identify!*
    YOU will identify.
    *After you.*
    Ladies first.
    *Daleks have no concept of gender!*
    You have identified as Daleks.
    *BUGGER! That was clever.*
    The Cybermen are known for their cleverness.
    *So you are Cybermen?*
    BUGGER.

  • @sebspokestop
    @sebspokestop 8 років тому +467

    'The female has become very sweaty'
    ...
    'That's the doctor'
    'Bugger'
    Love it

  • @wrath4452
    @wrath4452 Рік тому +57

    Let’s be real here, the Cyberman on the other end of the comm in the original episode was acting REAL confident for someone who just witnessed that not only do their weapons do NOTHING, but the Daleks weapons can ONE SHOT a Cyberman.

  • @redranger241
    @redranger241 9 років тому +1914

    "You are wearing flares! You can not conquer the world with disco fever!"

    • @notmyname3487
      @notmyname3487 9 років тому +127

      "Said the dustbin wearing a skirt covered in Disco Balls!"

    • @thatguy_apu
      @thatguy_apu 9 років тому +50

      +Not my name they are not disco balls! exterminate!

    • @darthgorbag
      @darthgorbag 9 років тому +38

      +redranger241 "They're not disco balls, they're Dalek bumps!" -- The Master (as played by Jonathan Price)

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 8 років тому +10

      +darthgorbag XD! Loved that Master, and I loved those doctors

    • @tornadoe13
      @tornadoe13 7 років тому +3

      the best master will always be the first.

  • @B1gLupu
    @B1gLupu 7 років тому +838

    "We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek"
    "I'll do it"
    "I was being figurative"
    "Ou"
    :D

    • @Nobody-jz9nj
      @Nobody-jz9nj 6 років тому

      B1gLupu I would like but the like number 666 and I don't want to change that

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 5 років тому +426

    Dalek: "THE FEMALE HAS BECOME VERY SWEATY."
    Rose: "Sweat. Sure. Let's go with that."

  • @LXavierW
    @LXavierW 8 років тому +3594

    "we could destroy them with one dalek"
    "I'll do it."
    "it was a figure of speech"
    "oh"
    oh killed me

  • @kitjohns4442
    @kitjohns4442 7 років тому +486

    "bugger that was clever" best line ever 😂

  • @alastairbrand4998
    @alastairbrand4998 5 років тому +79

    "If we ever need some scones or a toilet unblocked, we will give you a call!"
    Gets me every time!
    :-D

  • @james8194
    @james8194 9 років тому +1932

    "This is not war, its cyber bullying" love it

  • @samuelpreston7547
    @samuelpreston7547 8 років тому +608

    I love the idea of a Dalek saying Bugger!

    • @danielredmond6101
      @danielredmond6101 8 років тому +158

      There's an outtake from The Five Doctors where a dalek is chasing the first doctor and Susan and then it says "Bugger! I've lost them!"

    • @clarinetangel99
      @clarinetangel99 7 років тому +21

      I was waiting for someone to mention that!

  • @ClaraFinn
    @ClaraFinn 3 роки тому +155

    “We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek!”
    “I’ll do it!”
    “I was being figurative”
    “OH”
    watching this for the millionth time and this bit still destroys me every time

  • @UberBlackEagle
    @UberBlackEagle 7 років тому +1695

    "You are only Superior in one aspect you are better at dying"
    *Long pause*
    "How long did it take you to think that up in your sphere"

    • @minimeg
      @minimeg 6 років тому +34

      scout gλming 2017 sphere*

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 6 років тому +5

      scout gλming 2017
      Them Cybermen also have better mobility.

    • @betternamepending3991
      @betternamepending3991 6 років тому +1

      Fort Blocks OOOOHHHHHHH!!!! ROASTED

    • @mrflibble1259
      @mrflibble1259 6 років тому +3

      scout gλming 2017 dome? Really man, you had one job...

    • @scottforrester5306
      @scottforrester5306 6 років тому

      a very long time

  • @whaterry3794
    @whaterry3794 8 років тому +2145

    This is how it should have gone down.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 8 років тому +36

      Yep, I totally agree.

    • @007southpaw
      @007southpaw 8 років тому +52

      Jinx The Super Cat is this a deleted scene or a voice over?

    • @whaterry3794
      @whaterry3794 8 років тому +196

      007 Southpaw Voice over, but if this were a deleted scene I would go insane.

    • @UnsuspectingHamster
      @UnsuspectingHamster 7 років тому +23

      +007 Southpaw certain bits are in the real thing

    • @snowynya2229
      @snowynya2229 7 років тому +33

      What, is this not how it went in the original? This is how I remember it

  • @Paperenthusiast
    @Paperenthusiast 2 роки тому +43

    *“This is not war.. this is cyber bullying.”*
    The doctor and his companions watching in silence as Daleks and Cybermen roast the shit out of each other is killing me. 💀

  • @xlerosx
    @xlerosx 9 років тому +200

    Oh man. I laughed out loud. ......
    "If we ever need some scones or a toilet unclogged we shall call you."

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 6 років тому +787

    THE DOCTOR (in his head):
    ISN'TANYONEGONNAASKWHATISITWITHTHEGLASSES?

    • @samrochford6408
      @samrochford6408 6 років тому +23

      cramer floro
      What’s with the glasses Doctor? Did you loose your brainy specs?!

    • @tonemaster4608
      @tonemaster4608 5 років тому +8

      Seeing the worlds timey wimey

    • @carla-louisewestwood6647
      @carla-louisewestwood6647 4 роки тому +2

      Tone Master its wibbly wobbly timey wimey

    • @yuenhohui2193
      @yuenhohui2193 4 роки тому +2

      you read the captions as well
      ahhh...a man of culture

    • @Enivri
      @Enivri 2 роки тому +1

      What is it with the glasses?
      *I can see*

  • @boxlessthinking6787
    @boxlessthinking6787 5 років тому +77

    The fact that I can't tell this is parody is wild

  • @xrainbowmintx
    @xrainbowmintx 6 років тому +691

    I didn't think this could get better than the original but it just did

  • @nickmetcalfe1093
    @nickmetcalfe1093 6 років тому +1055

    I thought this was the real thing and I was so confused 😂😂😂😂

    • @notnulli
      @notnulli 6 років тому +8

      Nick Metcalfe me too

    • @proteanprotege
      @proteanprotege 6 років тому +15

      Wait this isn't exactly how it happened?

    • @WerewolfLord
      @WerewolfLord 6 років тому +34

      @@proteanprotege Some of the speech was ever-so-slightly changed.

    • @DP-ic2lz
      @DP-ic2lz 6 років тому

      It is

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 6 років тому

      WerewolfLord
      r/woooosh

  • @zacmumblethunder7466
    @zacmumblethunder7466 Рік тому +3

    The subtitles are brilliant. I'll never again see a cybus cyberman without thinking clompy clompy.

  • @liamsotherawfulness5685
    @liamsotherawfulness5685 7 років тому +364

    "The Female, has become Very Sweaty"
    "Yeah Tell me about it"

  • @MacFuzeller
    @MacFuzeller 7 років тому +533

    Daleks have no concept of Gender...
    You have identified as Daleks
    Bugger!

    • @gagefarris
      @gagefarris 6 років тому +9

      The Cybermen are known for their cleverness.
      So you are Cybermen.
      Bugger!

  • @VegetaLF7
    @VegetaLF7 5 років тому +45

    "You cannot conquer the world with disco fever!"

    • @rufousthefox9766
      @rufousthefox9766 3 роки тому +5

      "Said the dustbin wearing a skirt covered in disco balls!"

  • @flamebowrainbow6125
    @flamebowrainbow6125 7 років тому +1527

    Bugger!

    • @thomashambly3718
      @thomashambly3718 6 років тому +11

      Flamebow Rainbow I laughed so hard at that one, they always just sound so passive aggressive.

    • @TheEventHorizon909
      @TheEventHorizon909 6 років тому +5

      Flamebow Rainbow it’s a British show so they say that all the time.

    • @ireneparkin3360
      @ireneparkin3360 6 років тому +9

      I survived until the Dalek said the final bugger.

  • @dwangnoderbora
    @dwangnoderbora 9 років тому +919

    "This is not war, this is Cyber Bullying!"

  • @frecklesandfries9209
    @frecklesandfries9209 5 років тому +141

    I can’t believe they didn’t make a Salt and Pepper shaker reference, that would have been beautiful.
    Though “cyber bullying” almost makes up for it xD

  • @Boggart202
    @Boggart202 6 років тому +1344

    Literally a single line from this in the real episode would improve it significantly

    • @jacobrodriguez5289
      @jacobrodriguez5289 6 років тому +92

      DoubleX Left Testies actually one line is in it. Well tbis used a line from the episode this was from. When the daleks told tbey cybermen the only thing they are good at is dying

    • @fianna76
      @fianna76 6 років тому

      Tell me about it

    • @anna4aa570
      @anna4aa570 6 років тому +2

      THIS IS NOT WAR

    • @Jorge-wg9tq
      @Jorge-wg9tq 6 років тому +8

      @@anna4aa570 this is pestcontrol

    • @velnoa
      @velnoa 6 років тому +4

      But this is the real episode

  • @jamesr6968
    @jamesr6968 9 років тому +333

    This is better than the original lol

  • @JudgmentAkky
    @JudgmentAkky 4 роки тому +26

    “Alright if you really want to know.... he’s the doctor.”
    *bugger.*

  • @scorchx3000
    @scorchx3000 7 років тому +729

    Thay: You're wearing flairs, you can't conquer the world with disco fever.
    Cyberman: Said the dustbin wearing a skirt covered in disco balls?
    Buuuuuuuuuuuurn!

    • @fleabag500
      @fleabag500 6 років тому +2

      That's Jast

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 6 років тому +2

      Fleebl it's actually Thay. I see the confusion, they look similar

    • @HouseholdWheel
      @HouseholdWheel 6 років тому +2

      Jake Forge it's Jast. They have little symbols below the eye stalk, the Cult of Skaro have a uniform symbol, that being a rectangle box with a small square, except for Sec they all have a horizontal line in the rectangle Thay's is on the top Caan's is in the middle and Jast's is on the bottom.
      Also, put the captions on.

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 6 років тому +2

      @@HouseholdWheel nah. I remember the original episode
      "Dalek Thay, investigate"
      "I obey"

    • @faerie5926
      @faerie5926 6 років тому

      XD

  • @nightster4435
    @nightster4435 9 років тому +1635

    dalek : wait why did we ask them to identify if at the start we said cybermen are approaching EXPLAIN EXPLAIN EXPLAAAAIN!!!!!

    • @jvevers
      @jvevers  9 років тому +87

      +Worgy H Just to double check? I dunno.

    • @nightster4435
      @nightster4435 9 років тому +39

      Daleks : understood carry on

    • @pileofhazelnuts
      @pileofhazelnuts 9 років тому +7

      Maybe you forgot like idiotic Daleks....ya know, like that one time you forgot the doctor. Or how to fly a Dalek ship...

    • @nightster4435
      @nightster4435 9 років тому +16

      +cora newton daleks : THAT IS IRRELEVANT BESIDES THE DOCTOR WAS ERASED FROM OUR DATA BANKS NOT US FORGETTING

    • @A_T-
      @A_T- 9 років тому +7

      +Joe Vevers how long did you spend in your sphere thinking that one up?

  • @juliannafreeth5679
    @juliannafreeth5679 5 років тому +184

    ...I actually stopped a few times to wonder if this was a parody or not...
    BuGgEr

  • @alexbandy7722
    @alexbandy7722 8 років тому +142

    I feel there was a missed opportunity to say "they are not disco balls they are Dalek bumps"

    • @TrialByDance
      @TrialByDance 7 років тому +2

      Alex Bandy They serve as etheric beam locators.

  • @lukesmith3546
    @lukesmith3546 8 років тому +92

    "The female has become very sweaty" I'm dying

  • @rabidL3M0NS
    @rabidL3M0NS 5 років тому +64

    This is not war.
    This is cyber bullying!
    XD

  • @vinnyreed723
    @vinnyreed723 6 років тому +475

    Not me
    Not me
    Not me
    Not me DAMN

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 6 років тому +8

      I HATE THEM SO MUCH

  • @kateg9437
    @kateg9437 7 років тому +310

    "The Daleks have no concept of gender." "The female has become very sweaty." Hmmm.....

  • @cartiaking3377
    @cartiaking3377 5 років тому +20

    i’ve met the voice of the daleks and cybermen numerous times, and i remember once he spoke of this video. i’m so glad i finally found it, totally as good as he made it to be

  • @harvg
    @harvg 7 років тому +314

    Darlek: "The female has become very sweaty"
    Micky: *"Yeah, tell me about it"*

    • @aBagorn
      @aBagorn 7 років тому +15

      REWIND 9 RELS! WHAT IS A DARLEK! AND WHY AM I SO ANGRY ALL OF A SUDDEN!

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop 6 років тому +4854

    "Who the hell is that? And why am I angry all of a sudden?"
    "Identify them!"
    "Alright then, if you really want to know.
    *HARRIET JONES, FORMER PRIME MINISTER* "

    • @elliottknifton8902
      @elliottknifton8902 6 років тому +312

      Yes, we know who you are

    • @GayBastich
      @GayBastich 6 років тому +217

      YES WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE

    • @sngg_1480
      @sngg_1480 6 років тому +107

      yes, we know who you are

    • @Goabnb94
      @Goabnb94 6 років тому +63

      And list MP for Flydale North!

    • @zakl940
      @zakl940 6 років тому +57

      YES WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!

  • @MegaTitan8-z2z
    @MegaTitan8-z2z 5 місяців тому +4

    It is so funny that Dalek Caan just volunteers to defeat the 5 million cybermen by himself XD 1:59

  • @saritasmith5846
    @saritasmith5846 7 років тому +505

    Dalek: "i have tough skin."
    Cyberman: "You're wearing a skirt of disco balls."
    Dalek: "The disco balls brING OUT MY EYES."

    • @waltersimeon387
      @waltersimeon387 6 років тому +10

      Eye.

    • @MacTechG4
      @MacTechG4 2 роки тому +3

      “Says the dustbin wearing a skirt with disco balls”
      THEY ARE NOT BALLS, THEY ARE ETH-ER-IC BEAM DETECTORS!

  • @benjaminbee4788
    @benjaminbee4788 6 років тому +402

    "I love your handlebars, where did you get them" and "the dustbin wearing a skirt covered in disco balls" are the two phrases I will use in the future to describe Cybermen and Daleks

    • @ghostfezlet
      @ghostfezlet 4 роки тому +4

      I love your handlebars wheatley😀

    • @dalekchaos848
      @dalekchaos848 4 роки тому +2

      how is wheatley doing this from space?

    • @CalebHowlett
      @CalebHowlett 3 роки тому

      I rescued him he is part of my Dalek empire

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 3 роки тому +1

      but _"You cannot conquer the world with disco fever"_ ~ Dustbin wearing a skirt covered in disco balls, 2013.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 3 роки тому

      "The great space dustbin, HOW DOES IT FEEL?"

  • @cuautzina5978
    @cuautzina5978 5 років тому +13

    “THIS IS NOT WAR THIS IS CYBER BULLYING” I CAN’T BREATH LMAO SMSNSKS

  • @BrinaFlautist
    @BrinaFlautist 7 років тому +557

    I was looking for the actual clip, but what a pleasant surprise! I'm literally dying of laughter!
    "I would rather have handles than a whisk. If we ever need scones or a toilet unclogged we shall contact you."

    • @ZachX888
      @ZachX888 6 років тому +8

      Yeah, that jab at their design was probably the best thing ever.

    • @tolfan4438
      @tolfan4438 6 років тому

      BrinaFlautist you are figuratively dying from laughter.

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 6 років тому +2

      You are wearing flares. YOU CANNOT CONCOUR THE WORLD WITH DISCO FEVER.

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 6 років тому +1

      Alex THEY ARE NOT DISCO BALLS! EXTERMINATE!!

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 6 років тому +1

      Alex This is not war. THIS IS CYBER BULLYING!

  • @StaticYonder
    @StaticYonder 8 років тому +254

    Cyberman: "You have identified as Daleks". Dalek: "Bugger! that was clever!" Cyberman: "Cybermen are known for their cleverness". Dalek: "So you are Cybermen". Cyberman: ".....Bugger"

  • @phoenixfire9176
    @phoenixfire9176 5 років тому +26

    “Cyber men approaching”
    “Identify yourself”

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 місяці тому

      ''no you'' ''ladies first'' 🤣

  • @sbraypaynt
    @sbraypaynt 6 років тому +288

    “Cybermen approaching”
    *nek minute*
    “YOU WILL IDENTIFY”

  • @ma1kayl
    @ma1kayl 6 років тому +1992

    "We would destroy the cybermen with one Dalek"
    'I'll do it'
    "I was being figurative"
    *'oh'*

    • @steveisthecommissar4013
      @steveisthecommissar4013 5 років тому +49

      maikayl_jakksun he was so happy

    • @SaavMagician
      @SaavMagician 4 роки тому +15

      lmaoooo they shut him down

    • @roundboi3994
      @roundboi3994 4 роки тому +14

      Caan could do it DONT test him

    • @patchworkfellow
      @patchworkfellow 4 роки тому +6

      @@roundboi3994 so we CAAN’t test him?

    • @IamtheJiminator
      @IamtheJiminator 3 роки тому +4

      @@steveisthecommissar4013 it is now my headcannon that that was Rusty in Capaldi's run

  • @charliemansfield6409
    @charliemansfield6409 Рік тому +4

    "I like your handlebars, where did you get them?"

  • @jrsiv4462
    @jrsiv4462 9 років тому +569

    Call Russell, we need a rewrite.

  • @LazarkGaming
    @LazarkGaming 6 років тому +720

    Dalek: Daleks have no concept of gender.
    later...
    Dalek: The female has become sweaty.

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel 6 років тому +131

      LazarkGaming He’s just saying Daleks don’t have gender. Humans do.

    • @RichARock
      @RichARock 6 років тому +9

      @@justanotheryoutubechannel humans don't either

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions 5 років тому +78

      @@RichARock Anatomy doesn't care what you think

    • @imdone8243
      @imdone8243 5 років тому +16

      Physics don't care what you think. I'm walking on sunshine.

    • @lemmetellyousmthman
      @lemmetellyousmthman 5 років тому +15

      @@chadwarden1179
      So you mean there are two genders.
      Male and Female, right?
      Well I'm actually an RAC Attack Helicopter.
      That's 3...

  • @cujoedaman
    @cujoedaman Рік тому +10

    As someone who has never watched Dr. Who, I know juuuust enough to enjoy every bit of this. I love that both these robotic species run the gamut of every single human (and sometimes very specific British) insults. It's like an episode of Star Trek done by Monty Python.

  • @willowa6751
    @willowa6751 7 років тому +220

    I’m crying 😂 “We have 5 million cyber men” “We have 4” GO YOU FOUR DALEKS

  • @clevoro
    @clevoro 7 років тому +139

    This is so funny. "You are wearing flairs. You cannot conquer the world with disco fever!"
    "says the DUSTBIN wearing a SKIRT covered in DISCO BALLS" That caught me SOOOO off guard.

  • @GT3NB
    @GT3NB 4 місяці тому +4

    I will genuinely never be able to take any of these scenes seriously again and this is canon to me.

  • @georgetuckley
    @georgetuckley 9 років тому +34

    "That's the doctor"
    "Bugger"
    11/9-British Daleks

  • @falconstudios146
    @falconstudios146 8 років тому +272

    "The daleks have no concept of gender!"

    • @danielgrigg3426
      @danielgrigg3426 8 років тому +43

      Basically tumblr

    • @Travigameis
      @Travigameis 8 років тому +28

      Nah that'd be 100+ concepts of gender

    • @emiallsopp2382
      @emiallsopp2382 7 років тому +9

      falconstudios146 then it would be my highly religious nan who says there is only one gender and that is human 😰😂

    • @VoidLantadd
      @VoidLantadd 7 років тому +8

      Did you just assume my... Oh wait.

    • @kellywilson-lawson1857
      @kellywilson-lawson1857 7 років тому

      Well they are A-Sexual

  • @julianhasop8887
    @julianhasop8887 5 років тому +59

    Dalek: we could beat 5 million cyberman with only 1 dalek
    Also dalek :*sees doctor* Bugga

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 3 роки тому +2

      In this game, the hard counters are super OP

  • @imnotacat3798
    @imnotacat3798 8 років тому +63

    Dalek: "This is cyber-bullying"
    Cyber man: I CANT GET THE CAP OFF

  • @dat_sneckie_boi6375
    @dat_sneckie_boi6375 6 років тому +516

    "Ha ha, just kidding, they are, in reality, mediocre at best"

    • @TheRisingStorm316
      @TheRisingStorm316 5 років тому +18

      "I would rather have handles than a whisk."

    • @jackofalltrades8412
      @jackofalltrades8412 4 роки тому +10

      "if we ever need scones or a toilet unclogged we will contact you"

    • @jeremysorejian
      @jeremysorejian 4 роки тому +4

      “You are wearing flares you cannot conquer the world with disco fever”

    • @rionsteiner2397
      @rionsteiner2397 4 роки тому +6

      @@jeremysorejian "Says the Dustbin wearing a skirt covered in disco balls"

    • @digitaldeathsquid3448
      @digitaldeathsquid3448 4 роки тому +4

      @@rionsteiner2397 "They are *not* disco balls!
      EXTERMINATE"

  • @marshroverv5632
    @marshroverv5632 2 роки тому +17

    okay but imagine
    "We would destroy the cybermen with one dalek"
    "I'll do it"
    "That one will do it"

  • @doomslayer2819
    @doomslayer2819 7 років тому +116

    "YOU CAN NOT CONQUER THE WORLD WITH DISCO FEVER"
    That's were you're wrong kiddo!

    • @nobleslayer9438
      @nobleslayer9438 6 років тому +3

      Sauron, Lord of mordor said the dustbin wearing a skirt covered in disco balls

    • @scottmurphy4278
      @scottmurphy4278 Рік тому

      Said the dustbin wearing a skirt covered in disco balls.

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 місяці тому

      the 70's:

  • @SuperZez
    @SuperZez 6 років тому +249

    Honestly the funniest part of this video is the title.

    • @SamJakob1
      @SamJakob1 6 років тому +7

      SuperZez the description comes in a close second

    • @shirou9790
      @shirou9790 5 років тому

      *stomping intensifies*

  • @TheSouthernerYTChannel
    @TheSouthernerYTChannel 5 років тому +9

    Daleks' have short term memory loss:
    0:00 "Cybermen approaching"
    0:42 "Identify yourself"

  • @IronyAmI
    @IronyAmI 8 років тому +308

    “We would destroy the Cybermen with ONE Dalek!!!!” “I will do it!"

  • @amberdolphin1210
    @amberdolphin1210 6 років тому +215

    Me: *Laughing Head Off* I think I got that out of my system.
    Daleks: This is not war! this is Cyber bullying!
    Me: Wait, not quite yet. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @Mamulel
    @Mamulel Рік тому +7

    The Doctor looks at them like: Weirdest Skype call ever.

  • @nekon_ravenfox
    @nekon_ravenfox 6 років тому +327

    oh my god i i think i like this version better then the original its so much more funny

    • @paigevanpelt3597
      @paigevanpelt3597 6 років тому +1

      nekon ravenfox ya it takes out the bad memories of rose, u no, yeeting outta there 😂

    • @kevindelacruz4127
      @kevindelacruz4127 6 років тому +1

      what episode is the scene from?

    • @guacamole640
      @guacamole640 5 років тому +1

      Kevin Dela Cruz it’s from doomsday