My only regret for this video is I couldn’t be at all the checkpoints at once, the civilian team was just on point with unhinged bits and shenanigans for this entire event. Hope you end up enjoying them and thanks for stopping by!
honestly hope they become return characters in the ignis lore like santa and mountain man. just imagining those two appearing in the middle of a space marine vs choas space marine arma battle.
Ignis can be summed up in one meme. "Yes, hello judge? I plead guilty to all charges and would like to request the death penalty" "Sir, This is a dispute over a parking ticket"
20 seconds in and Ignis is beating the shit out of a civilian already knocked out and on the ground. Lookin great so far. I get the feeling there'll be a lot of civilian casualties and police brutality from Ignis.
Epidemic Prevention and Water Purification Department of the Kwantung Army, also known as Unit 731. The Japanese army's chemical and bio-weapons division, in WW2. I believe this one is worse/better. Edit: Look it up at your own peril. Ye been warned.
The shenanigans in this was top tier I say. Officer 1: "Hey, I need gas for this vehicle." Officer 2: "Oh, well, the gas station just exploded." Officer 1: "I know" :( Officer who is dragging along the ground: "He definitely looks like high command." Officer Raptor: "I think he looks like a dickhead." Mr. Robot: "ReeeeeEEEEEEEEEE!. JOHN MADDEN." Professionally Legal Bank Robber: "It's my bank robbing permit." Officer: "Bank Robbing Permit?!" PLBR: "Yes, I'm a Professional Bank Robber." Raptor: "That sounds legit to me." Officers: "I guess we'll see you later this week." "Have a good day." Raptor: "Can't wait to be in the shootout with you later! You know, legally."
@@orionriftclan2727 What the... how do these guys, who allow civilians to wander into the crossfire, who brutally beat (an admittedly suspect and uncooperative) individual, who drop nukes under water at the shore, help the SCP Foundation? Does their stupidity deter the Scarlet King or something?
Ah, I see the Draconis Combine is handling its latest acquisitions about as well as could be expected. I'm honestly surprised they didn't send the weird space samurai earlier.
@@Great_Cthulhu The pepsi was a trap for any Davion infiltrators since any loyal son or daughter of the Dragon would ask for Calpis, the soft drink of choice for the discerning and enlightened citizens of the Draconis Combine (this post brought to you by the Pillar of Teak).
Ignis being the armed branch of an institution called the "department of compassion" is something hilarious and straight up out of an Orwellian dystopia
This was some of the most fun I've had in Arma and even this hilarious edit really doesn't do justice to just how insane the chaos was at those checkpoints. The civilian actors all did a great job keeping us on our toes and our beating arms strong. Thanks for letting me tag along with you and Ignis, Jay!
At one point in a checkpoint op, a green square appeared around us, and big floating letters above it read "HIS ZONE" We had barely had time to process this when dozens of Kanye Wests burst out of the treeline, while all around us "don't let me get in my ZONE" started blasting
5:59 You have two samurai walking out in a jungle where everyone had a gun. Why did you not think they had some special powers behind their swords that evicerate their enemies? Edit: Case in point: 8:12
I have experienced great pain today, thanks to Covid messing with my system it hurts to do certain things like laughing for example. I was expecting Kerry from the Arma 3 campaign like the Spanish Inquisition, haven’t laughed that hard in a while. 100/10 would bust a gut for this kind of great content, no regrets.
I have to thank you. In one of my darkest times your videos of pure chaos, degeneration and madness are one of few things that give me smile. Also the more i watch your vids the more i feel like Ignis is perfect representation of "Don't let them know your next move" meme.
Its definitely a fun game regardless of when it came out. Theres a little bit of a learning curve imo in regards to key bindings and realism and its definitely more rewarding to play in a group versus making custom battles alone and relying on A.I. in the editor (ive done both a lot) also has a fun campaign
This is exactly why I want to see the full recording. Just so I can here the memes this person was dropping using text to speech while in the background of jays hearing
@@sharkie0042 ya I also laughed my ass of when Sgt. Adams and Kerry from the Arma 3 campaign came up because I saw the JT-LV and was wonder what it was until I saw the vest.
do a stellaris invasion based mission in where you have to capture a city and diable the shild genorator for the planet so ships can begin bombardment on major metropoitan to win an species extermination
the issue would be what enemies to use to make it feel like stellaris maybe have a mixture of bugs from star ship troopers and Ai terminator like enemies so its like a big three way fight over the planet human defenders vs bug swarms and AI hoards. kinda of similar to warhammer campign except hopefully the bosnian knight dosent immiedatly get wrecked again and the map dosent have to be so huge.
If only this could be a full time public server I have so many bit ideas for this shit and also John bohemia was the greatest bit by far that shit was so good
My only regret for this video is I couldn’t be at all the checkpoints at once, the civilian team was just on point with unhinged bits and shenanigans for this entire event. Hope you end up enjoying them and thanks for stopping by!
Thx for making these videos man, their super pog
You did good, keep up with the good vids
No chair at the check points Disapointed.......
Couldn't you set up like an invisible invincible person as a camera at every checkpoint...?
Hi raptor
Cpl Kerry and Sgt Adams being displaced from time is the funniest shit
honestly hope they become return characters in the ignis lore like santa and mountain man.
just imagining those two appearing in the middle of a space marine vs choas space marine arma battle.
that bit actually had me in tears
@@DasBlarcy Me too I hope we see them more
4:56 😂😂😂😂😂
"You're under arrest forever."
*"Okay bet."*
10/10, perfect, no notes
Ignis can be summed up in one meme.
"Yes, hello judge? I plead guilty to all charges and would like to request the death penalty"
"Sir, This is a dispute over a parking ticket"
**Total silence**
**Boom**
I DEMAND THE DEATH PENALTY!! *SLAMS FIST ON TABLE*
20 seconds in and Ignis is beating the shit out of a civilian already knocked out and on the ground. Lookin great so far. I get the feeling there'll be a lot of civilian casualties and police brutality from Ignis.
wait till the venezuelians build an empire and cross into to that universe
I mean... it was a lawyer. They're barely human.
Police brutality? You mean Police Compassion
Hey what's your pfp from
20 seconds in? Is this for the sake of exaggeration or are you just experiencing time differently from the rest of us?
"Beat him"
Not a single fucking second of hesitation by the squad. I love them. My new favorites
Really is amazing that Mr. John Bohemia himself still takes time out of his day to interact with and educate the Arma community.
Hi
Totalitarian Dystopia Police, insane civilian rebels with guns, robot people for some reason, man this video has everything!
Also a space samurai that cuts cars in half
And Cpl. Kerry from the Arma 3 campaign!
Even the spokesman for the Arma 3 carts dlc!
@@eddapultstab2078 you mean Mr John Bohemia himself!?!
@@Sandycheeks6699 yes!?!
“Ignis department of compassion”
No greater oxymoron has been made
Epidemic Prevention and Water Purification Department of the Kwantung Army, also known as Unit 731.
The Japanese army's chemical and bio-weapons division, in WW2.
I believe this one is worse/better.
Edit: Look it up at your own peril. Ye been warned.
Okay which one though?
Ignis & Department
Ignis & Compassion
Department & Compassion
@@notthed6534 yes
The shenanigans in this was top tier I say.
Officer 1: "Hey, I need gas for this vehicle."
Officer 2: "Oh, well, the gas station just exploded."
Officer 1: "I know" :(
Officer who is dragging along the ground: "He definitely looks like high command."
Officer Raptor: "I think he looks like a dickhead."
Mr. Robot: "ReeeeeEEEEEEEEEE!. JOHN MADDEN."
Professionally Legal Bank Robber: "It's my bank robbing permit."
Officer: "Bank Robbing Permit?!"
PLBR: "Yes, I'm a Professional Bank Robber."
Raptor: "That sounds legit to me."
Officers: "I guess we'll see you later this week." "Have a good day."
Raptor: "Can't wait to be in the shootout with you later! You know, legally."
The fucking legal shootout killed me, Especially because of the politeness
@@federicofiordelli104 the raid on the civilians ending with a nuke was the cherry on top
7:45 you guys mowed me down faster than the government taking my money
How did it feel being reduced to a molecular level?
It's surprising how fast they can lay down accurate and oppressive amounts of fire but only when it is something they shouldn't be shooting at.
You guys are really some sort of SCP, because this amount of shenanigans cant be done by normal people.
They are a SCP that broke containment 2 years ago….we are still searching for them as “Ingus” is Keter classification.
This whole island the visited seems like an SCP lol.
It is, they are one of those SCPs that help out the foundation so they aren't contained normally
You havent been in an arma group for very long have you?
@@orionriftclan2727 What the... how do these guys, who allow civilians to wander into the crossfire, who brutally beat (an admittedly suspect and uncooperative) individual, who drop nukes under water at the shore, help the SCP Foundation? Does their stupidity deter the Scarlet King or something?
The kerry, and arma 3 karts dlc bit, was by far the most I've ever laughed. you guy's never disappoint!
Ah, I see the Draconis Combine is handling its latest acquisitions about as well as could be expected. I'm honestly surprised they didn't send the weird space samurai earlier.
I was thinking the same thing on how it's a regular Tuesday in the combine
Hey now.... the dracs at least offer you tea, not Pepsi!
@@Great_Cthulhu before public execution
@@Great_Cthulhu The pepsi was a trap for any Davion infiltrators since any loyal son or daughter of the Dragon would ask for Calpis, the soft drink of choice for the discerning and enlightened citizens of the Draconis Combine (this post brought to you by the Pillar of Teak).
Actually If they were them, they would need more flamers, and swords, and also maybe anime talk....
I feel we should make Ignis some sort of SCP. Specifically keter.
Tails is technically an Keter class SCP
Christ, we already have SCP-Kenneth, do we really need SCP-Ignis too?
@@PhoenixT70 they're the only once who can match Kenneth in terms of insanity
@@cianbarry9207 just tails is needed
I'm just thinking how cool it'd be if they did a gamma-6 operation, if arma 3 can even handle that.
Let’s all agree Ingus clan would turn a protest into ww3 by just appearing
We need to boost this comment...we need to have them in a "peaceful" protest IMMEDIATELY.
@@codyraugh6599 I SECOND THIS
True
@@codyraugh6599 their going to show up fully armed with armored support
@@booperdooper1790 no, they'll show up with a cardboard sign saying "protesting is dumb" and a pocket nuke in their backpack
that arma 3 campaign moment with "Kerry" was hilarious. 10/10.
now i have to re-play the campaign again for the 4th time. Very under-rated.
Ignis being the armed branch of an institution called the "department of compassion" is something hilarious and straight up out of an Orwellian dystopia
This was some of the most fun I've had in Arma and even this hilarious edit really doesn't do justice to just how insane the chaos was at those checkpoints. The civilian actors all did a great job keeping us on our toes and our beating arms strong. Thanks for letting me tag along with you and Ignis, Jay!
that "professional bank robber" killed me lmao, great video!
this is a true American High Population Center moment
Kerry and Adams showing up really made this already perfect video, into a magnificent work of art!
honestly checkpoint RP stuff is fun to watch, just the pure shenanigans that happen
Why do I feel like checkpoint ops always turn into the craziest most outrageously funny shit on the planet
At one point in a checkpoint op, a green square appeared around us, and big floating letters above it read "HIS ZONE"
We had barely had time to process this when dozens of Kanye Wests burst out of the treeline, while all around us "don't let me get in my ZONE" started blasting
3:02 made me go back and watch nanners again. love it!
The part of this video with the Cpl Kerry bit had me in stiches. I'll never be able to play ARMA 3 the same now. Thank you. Lol
The bank robbing permit has to be my favorite moment. Such a high quality dialogue moment.
Thanks rubix, hilariousness and comedy that helps with my depression and anxiety so thanks.
"Oh my God! The samurai hit it with a Prius!" should not have made me laugh as much as it did. Apparently anachronisms tickle my funny bone.
This guy deserves way more subs. He’s basically a common UA-camr at this point
"You’re under arrest forever"
"Okay bet"
5:59 You have two samurai walking out in a jungle where everyone had a gun.
Why did you not think they had some special powers behind their swords that evicerate their enemies?
Edit: Case in point: 8:12
Zeus’ing this one felt like a fever dream
Such a good one, though
@@TheGreatJinx you told them to throw a nuke in the harbor
I have experienced great pain today, thanks to Covid messing with my system it hurts to do certain things like laughing for example. I was expecting Kerry from the Arma 3 campaign like the Spanish Inquisition, haven’t laughed that hard in a while. 100/10 would bust a gut for this kind of great content, no regrets.
3:30 is the highlight for far for me, why can't cops and robbers be this nice to each other
Kerry and Adams turning up was pure gold.
Imagine the team Ignace’s diplomacy department looks like that meme with all the SpongeBob‘s on fire in the brain
God I love these types of videos, there is always so much stupid stuff happening at all times
That was gold! Really needed that after a shit couple days
Honestly this is one of the more fun episodes in a while, y'all should do more like this.
I always get new videos recommended almost instantly as they come out, thanks youtube :)
I have to thank you. In one of my darkest times your videos of pure chaos, degeneration and madness are one of few things that give me smile. Also the more i watch your vids the more i feel like Ignis is perfect representation of "Don't let them know your next move" meme.
Ignis would make some good Lawyers or police officers
We need to see more of Cpl Kerry and Sgt Adams from the Arma 3 campaign now
I really wasnt expecting to see Kerry i think you should include him in future OPS
There needs to be an SCP based on jay saying “we’ll remember you”
(3:05) is it bad that all I can think of when I hear this is that one Kirby terminalmontage video?
I love that the outro is just police brutality on loop
Kerry: "About that goat I owe ya. It's me Jay, Kerry, from the Arma 3 campaign."
Jay: HOWDY!
*Bad Boys by Inner Circle INTENSIFIES*
I enjoy every second of the madness that is your videos.
Watching you guys play arma Makes me want to buy the game and play it. It looks like so much fun
Its definitely a fun game regardless of when it came out. Theres a little bit of a learning curve imo in regards to key bindings and realism and its definitely more rewarding to play in a group versus making custom battles alone and relying on A.I. in the editor (ive done both a lot) also has a fun campaign
Cpl. Kerry and Sgt. Adams from the ArmA III campaign,, goddamn dude that was the funniest shit ever
I fucking love the arma 3 campaign skit. I honestly can't stop laughing at that XD
I don't know what'd be scarier. Ignis as your everyday boys in blue or Ignis as the Canadian Guard near you
Holy shit, this one's great. Please do more like this, love all the insane characters
Best checkpoint op I’ve seen in awhile
I loved the Campaign part alot.
Based brutality
New Raptor Vid LETS GO
The professional bank robber got me, such a pleasant fellow.
anyone else see the irony of having the ignis department of compassion's abbreviation being idc
1:40
the delayed scream is just too fucking good XD
THE DESK SLAM 5:11 THAT WOULD BE SAME REACTION IF I SEE IT SGT.ADAM
that arma 3 campaign bit was too good x)
3:01 I love that this man used the moon base alpha text to chat robot narration. That game people today haven’t even heard of
Me too. It made me so happy lmao
This is exactly why I want to see the full recording. Just so I can here the memes this person was dropping using text to speech while in the background of jays hearing
@@sharkie0042 ya I also laughed my ass of when Sgt. Adams and Kerry from the Arma 3 campaign came up because I saw the JT-LV and was wonder what it was until I saw the vest.
It had me CRYING
was eating fries when Cpl. Kerry arrived and I started coughing up fries after laughing so hard
This is one of those ops that I'd love to see the whole Vod of. Gold absolute gold
4 mins and I'm here, trip out. Good op keep the funny shit your group brings to the table flowing.
The singing robot was the star of the show.
6:06 My face hurts....
Arma 3 carts guy spitting facts
This isn’t even a played for laughs ACAB, this is fair dinkum a GMod DarkRP gone wrong _in ARMA 3._
3:04-3:16 never fails to make me cry laughing
I have been up since 3 am specifically for this singular video.
do a stellaris invasion based mission in where you have to capture a city and diable the shild genorator for the planet so ships can begin bombardment on major metropoitan to win an species extermination
the issue would be what enemies to use to make it feel like stellaris maybe have a mixture of bugs from star ship troopers and Ai terminator like enemies so its like a big three way fight over the planet human defenders vs bug swarms and AI hoards.
kinda of similar to warhammer campign except hopefully the bosnian knight dosent immiedatly get wrecked again and the map dosent have to be so huge.
Fairly standard for a checkpoint mission.
What’s better than watching RubixRaptor?
Watching him in Forensic Science class
My favorite part is the one squad just clubbing the shit out of the one guy because it reminds me of a Dimension 20 moment I like
You guys would make for VERY good Arbites in the 40K universe. In that, what you did in this video would just be a Wednesday.
The moonbase alpha reference gave me life
I expected someone to roleplay Kerry on checkpoint op the moment I saw him appear on the last Tau episode.
"from the Arma 3 Campaign" - I'm fucking done! 🤣🤣🤣
Ooo Scion Conflict, in my opinion this mod is very underrated.
If only this could be a full time public server I have so many bit ideas for this shit and also John bohemia was the greatest bit by far that shit was so good
Started as police ended as "police"
This is the funniest video you have made yet. Thank you for the enjoyable content you made my summer of wild land firefighting enjoyable.
Not even ten seconds in, and I’m laughing my ass off! This is gonna be a good one!
Personally surprised that John Bohemia spared your life after you hit him with a Go-Kart
3:30 what a fine young bankrobber
"OH SHIT! I HOPE THERE'S NO LANDMINES NEAR HERE."
This is one of the funniest videos you guys have done in a while 😂
Corrupt Space Police?
Torture facilities?
Samuráis?
Sounds like the best holiday ever to me!
Ignis: *is put in charge of police operations*
Civilian: i guess im rioting
this is certainly a video of all time
This is Great, I'm loving this 😄
I like how the acronym for your group in this is "IDC"
"You're under arrest forever."
"Okay, bet."
XD XD XD
Unlike the rest of the Ignis ops I can't make heads or tails of what is going on in this one.
This is a feature, not a bug. Please continue.
I love the fact the deadly police's guns... Kinda sound like auto-firing dart guns/peashooters