I am 100% convinced if you locked Tails in a room with nothing but an anvil, when you came back five seconds later, the anvil would be broken, missing, and eight months pregnant!
Clearing a minefield with Ignis was one of the most surreal / dumbest experiences yet. 40 people charging headlong into their death with no disregard for goblin life. Like a hoard of idiots speedrunning Minessweeper any%. With medics sparced out over the field, crying and dying from mine suicide induced spash damage.
This edit made my brain hurt a little, hope you enjoy! Attempted to include all the stuff we used for this in the description, TLDR the Coxhound stuff is unhinged. Edit: Sorry for calling Dutch Danish at 2:40. In my defense the person speaking Dutch in this is Danish!
This is making me think this sort of thing is what Ignis goes through for training. Just to give the new recruits a taste on what’s coming and what joining Ignis will be like.
Welcome to another episode of: will Jay’s torture end? And the answer today is……….. No he is still suffering with the disease called losing brain cells
The fact that the modded in fursuit models for the soldiers look actually pretty good is both not surprising in the least and something I never expected to see in Arma.
Agreed, it's weird, funny, and cursed. It's hilarious how furry mods seem to be suddenly appearing everywhere now, and I'm just like. "Wait, they made what?"
@@justusbladetooth At this point there are much worse things to deal with than furries. [frankly, I've never had a strong opinion on them until I've gotten friends that are furries and it's pretty chill] I'm kind of glad the internet as mellowed out about furries more because let's be real the edgy anti furry posts stop being funny and turn cringy after maturing
Well, yeah, that’s actually a sure fire way to make sure they cause chaos even sooner as some amount of them try to figure out a way out of the box (and proceed to hurt themselves and everything/everyone near them) and the other amount start up fight clubs that devolve into massive brawls.
If we stuck Ignis in a room for five minutes, each member getting nothing but an anvil, the anvils would all be either broken, missing, or pregnant! Except for the anvil given to Tails. That one would be broken, missing, AND pregnant!
A tractor with a ZU-23 strapped to the top pushing through a breach in a wall to the sound of Stormtroops is probably one of the funniest and at the same time badass things I think I have seen.
I feel like Tails is just this cursed demon that somehow got into the higher rankings of Ignis. I also wonder if the fursuits heads were a touch for the furs in Ignis. Anyway, this was the dumbest shit ever and funny as all hell X3
The muffled Sabaton while blasting away with the AA tractor techie perfectly encapsulates the complete and utter chaos that this op was XD Also, despite how painful this must have been to edit, your production value is sky-high as always! Also also, nice to see that Provins is still a total fucking hellhole XD
"turned into an esoteric nightmare where we tried to kill one of our members, tails" oh please when does that not happen can you really name one video where you don't have a good reason for targetting tails
I can hardly believe its been close to two years since I joined Ignis. I wouldn't call it the best decision of my life, but I'd certainly call it pretty damn close. Unless I change my mind, then I would call it that.
"Recreation of some of the events we had". All i heard was "Yo dawg i heard you like PTSD so we put PTSD into yout PTSD so you can go nuts while you go nuts! Also poor Tails... He deserved it.
I will say this is an instant "Add to Favorites" video for me. and the last thing I expected to see in Arma was... well just about everything in this video. But its Ignis so just an average Tuesday afternoon,
At 2:40 the guy whom curses is not cursing in Danish but actually in Dutch, I was suprised to see a Hollander participating in Ignis Core, Considering the different Timezone's.
Hey jay, this was literally posted right before my birthday as it’s happening in less then 24 hours. So with that said, thank you so much for this as it’s kinda like a birthday present from you, I’ve thought about joining Ignis but I’m not active enough online due to me not having WiFi to be able to regularly attend so I just haven’t. But yah thanks for all the amazing videos that entertaining all of us and for posting this video today right before my birthday lol
Jay, I wish to say thanks to you and the crew. I picked up on your channel just two weeks ago, but man, I wish I had done that sooner! Your content really helps me through a very hard time of my life (thanks to critical depression) and always cheers me up in moments, where nothing else could. I wish you and your teammates only the best. And wow...Sabaton in your Arma 3 Video? It's like a dream come true ^^ Besides, "Stormtroopers" is my favourit from the newest Album (alongside "Lady of the dark" and "The unkillable soldier") and it really fits to your squad.
Outstanding editing Jay! It was worth every ounce of sanity you lost. :D But seriously, putting in the Elden Ring reference was pure gold. Thanks again for showing us another one of your wacky operations!
I'd like to think that Ignis Corp is just an interdimensional mercenary/company that's hired to do the most random and dangerous Ops ever, ala doctor who or quantum leap style. I'm loving it.
Seeing all those destroyed burned out vehicles brought all the repressed memories of the Battle of Provins flooding back to me, so thanks for that Jay.
Speedy Speed Boy is a great choice @4:03 a great eurobeat song without being either Gas Gas Gas or Deja Vu. Truly Rubix is an editor of surpassing taste.
"My sanity rapidly leaving me" Jay you must be thinking when you first started playing ARMA because that left LOOOOONG ago! Edit: WHALE!!! THE HERO OF THE 88'S! I'm surprised to see him here!
Tractor with gun: *pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew* Sabaton: *muffled Stormtroopers* Tractor with gun: *morepewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew* This was my favorite part honestly...
I honestly love your videos man. they're so well edited, your funny and you've got a good group of friends. So glad youtube blessed me with your channel while I was scrolling scp vids at 3am
Idea for an op (inspired by the thumbnail and what’s happening in the east): A group of farmers in an nondescript Eastern European nation being invaded by an even bigger nondescript Eastern European nation have to find and supply as many military vehicles scattered around and deliver them to (and use them with) a local militia! Totally not inspired by the true events of some total Chad farmers with tractors towing tanks in Eastern Europe!
I really like this concept. A mil-sim featuring Ignis's best hits blended into one coherent (or semi-coherent) sequence, keeping the flat sim-box style boundaries. Out of universe, it lets people relive the chaos of the past, but in universe, it lets new recruits train in even the most outlandish circumstances
Freinds: hear tractor Me: drives tractor with saboton cannon bolted on top while listening to Bosnian war songs The US military: welp we we're dead now Rubix this is what you have created and this is what shall happen in my mind forever in you name
The words "cursed" and "Tails" are so interchangeable on this channel I'm surprised "Cursed" isn't Tails's legal middle name
Goes tails have a YT channel?
@@WerewolfHelljumper444 No idea it might be in the description?
“The Tails ARMA experience”
I am 100% convinced if you locked Tails in a room with nothing but an anvil, when you came back five seconds later, the anvil would be broken, missing, and eight months pregnant!
@@oligb1469 check not their
I've said it before, imma say it again: Tails is built wrong.
And you're goddamn 100% right.
Constructed incorrectly
Good comment.
built in an unorthodox fashion.
When Tails was made, the manual was in Chinese and he was put together by a guy who speaks Portuguese and he did it in the dark.
Clearing a minefield with Ignis was one of the most surreal / dumbest experiences yet.
40 people charging headlong into their death with no disregard for goblin life. Like a hoard of idiots speedrunning Minessweeper any%.
With medics sparced out over the field, crying and dying from mine suicide induced spash damage.
Poetry in motion
This edit made my brain hurt a little, hope you enjoy! Attempted to include all the stuff we used for this in the description, TLDR the Coxhound stuff is unhinged.
Edit: Sorry for calling Dutch Danish at 2:40. In my defense the person speaking Dutch in this is Danish!
It actually hurts me in general
But it was chaotic and funny
But that rifle even if don't fire it, the people will still make them non-existing
Love your videos always makes my Friday’s great
My lord, next op it should be yall vs Kreig without a comminsar
That was the most dark energy I have ever seen in my life
All i know is my brain interacts when you say Howdy by telling me "Yeah this guy about to have A time good or bad don't matter a time shall be had!"
7:43 We now know Jay has the among us font pack installed somewhere on his pc. god save his soul
"The stairs to hell go down, not up."
From where you just were, hell is a major improvement.
I was thinking the same thing.
This is making me think this sort of thing is what Ignis goes through for training. Just to give the new recruits a taste on what’s coming and what joining Ignis will be like.
I would laugh crazy for I am Sméagol and I must have the precious
That's the tutorial? Well count me in!!!!
There is nothing that can prepare for Ignis. No training is able to simulate the sheer abount of bullsit per second that is happening in these ops.
what do you mean this is the kind of shit i am looking for , this ain't training THIS IS LIFE MAN xD
Ignis gets training?
Welcome to another episode of: will Jay’s torture end? And the answer today is……….. No he is still suffering with the disease called losing brain cells
what cells :D
I'm waiting for the episode when all that's left in his head are synapses, not even neurons, and he devolves into a hairless ape with nvgs
Bold of you to assume he still has any brain cells left to lose
cause of disease: Ignis Corp
0:36
You know it's cursed when some divine power is trying it's best to stop it
No amount of holy water can ever cleanse mine eyes of the cursed awesomeness that have befallen them this day.
Playing sabatons "stormtroopers" during the tractor cannon part was indescribable
The fact that the modded in fursuit models for the soldiers look actually pretty good is both not surprising in the least and something I never expected to see in Arma.
Agreed, it's weird, funny, and cursed. It's hilarious how furry mods seem to be suddenly appearing everywhere now, and I'm just like. "Wait, they made what?"
@@justusbladetooth At this point there are much worse things to deal with than furries. [frankly, I've never had a strong opinion on them until I've gotten friends that are furries and it's pretty chill] I'm kind of glad the internet as mellowed out about furries more because let's be real the edgy anti furry posts stop being funny and turn cringy after maturing
@@kraigisboss In this day and age, live and let live. I enjoy furry stuff, and I let people enjoy their anime gals.
@@justusbladetooth Cheers I'll drink to that
@@kraigisboss indeed my friend
At this point, I'm positive that we could stick Ignis in a big box and they'd still somehow cause chaos
Well, yeah, that’s actually a sure fire way to make sure they cause chaos even sooner as some amount of them try to figure out a way out of the box (and proceed to hurt themselves and everything/everyone near them) and the other amount start up fight clubs that devolve into massive brawls.
If we stuck Ignis in a room for five minutes, each member getting nothing but an anvil, the anvils would all be either broken, missing, or pregnant!
Except for the anvil given to Tails. That one would be broken, missing, AND pregnant!
@@TheAKgunner the anvils would somehow All be either just Gone or so horribly warped you would think "How the fuck."
@@thedyingmeme6 That’s true.
I gotta say it, ignis is a Euclid SCP
A tractor with a ZU-23 strapped to the top pushing through a breach in a wall to the sound of Stormtroops is probably one of the funniest and at the same time badass things I think I have seen.
Now imagine that but with either Steel Commanders, or Future Of Warfare.
They are embracing the blitzkrieg
It’s the most Ignis thing I’ve ever seen!
@8:39 "Simply dodge the bullets." :Stubbo, a poor man who was wiped from existence after failing to follow his own words.
It was Arma saying FUCK YOU almost IMMEDIATELY after that
@@kriegertechpriest7011 indeed, made me laugh immediately
7:00
Thank you for the key, Jay, having a good time with Iron Harvest so far
I feel like Tails is just this cursed demon that somehow got into the higher rankings of Ignis. I also wonder if the fursuits heads were a touch for the furs in Ignis. Anyway, this was the dumbest shit ever and funny as all hell X3
Remember, tails got turned into a demon that one WW2 op.
He was never properly exorcised…
Patrolling the ethrial realm’s almost makes you wish for a quick death
The muffled Sabaton while blasting away with the AA tractor techie perfectly encapsulates the complete and utter chaos that this op was XD
Also, despite how painful this must have been to edit, your production value is sky-high as always!
Also also, nice to see that Provins is still a total fucking hellhole XD
what song was the AA tractor??
@@thedyingmeme6 The new one. Stormtroopers
@@CaptainRhodor, as absurd as thing were, it was a rather fitting choice of song.
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STRIKE AT ZERO HOUR WITH OVERWHELMING FIREPOWER
"turned into an esoteric nightmare where we tried to kill one of our members, tails"
oh please when does that not happen
can you really name one video where you don't have a good reason for targetting tails
The muffled Sabaton mixed with a Tractor with a damn AA gun strapped to the top, manned by a furry, is some of the best shit I've ever seen.
I thought that was a combine soldier.
PROTO GANG?
Out of this whole mess the only thing I could fully comprehend is the fact that you played Stormtroopers by Sabaton and I respect that.
I can hardly believe its been close to two years since I joined Ignis. I wouldn't call it the best decision of my life, but I'd certainly call it pretty damn close. Unless I change my mind, then I would call it that.
Bold of you to assume it _wasnt_ the best decision of your life
7:50 Iron legit sounded like an intercepted radio transmission from a horror movie.
"Recreation of some of the events we had". All i heard was "Yo dawg i heard you like PTSD so we put PTSD into yout PTSD so you can go nuts while you go nuts! Also poor Tails... He deserved it.
0:21 ah, Stormtroopers. a fuckin BALLIN song.
5:20 "STRIKE AT ZERO HOUR, WITH OVERWHELMING FIREPOWER!!!"
I will say this is an instant "Add to Favorites" video for me.
and the last thing I expected to see in Arma was... well just about everything in this video.
But its Ignis so just an average Tuesday afternoon,
I absolutely love the fact that Sabaton was playing lol
I never noticed, but he used Sabaton in the intro when the guy was screaming on the ZSU. Stormtroopers is what it was, good shit Jay.
At 2:40 the guy whom curses is not cursing in Danish but actually in Dutch,
I was suprised to see a Hollander participating in Ignis Core, Considering the different Timezone's.
Ah yes, pure chaos. I needed this today, thanks!
0:22 YO THAT WAS STORMTROOPER BY SABATON, BEST SONG EVER!!!
0:21 the song here (i think) is "stormtroopers" by sabaton
keyword being i think
"dude, what are you doing on the ZU!?"
"Sir! Finishing this fight!"
Hey jay, this was literally posted right before my birthday as it’s happening in less then 24 hours. So with that said, thank you so much for this as it’s kinda like a birthday present from you, I’ve thought about joining Ignis but I’m not active enough online due to me not having WiFi to be able to regularly attend so I just haven’t. But yah thanks for all the amazing videos that entertaining all of us and for posting this video today right before my birthday lol
Jay, I wish to say thanks to you and the crew.
I picked up on your channel just two weeks ago, but man, I wish I had done that sooner!
Your content really helps me through a very hard time of my life (thanks to critical depression) and always cheers me up in moments, where nothing else could.
I wish you and your teammates only the best.
And wow...Sabaton in your Arma 3 Video? It's like a dream come true ^^
Besides, "Stormtroopers" is my favourit from the newest Album (alongside "Lady of the dark" and "The unkillable soldier") and it really fits to your squad.
0:22 did i hear the stromtroppers? yes it is cuz i have heared that song like 300 times by now XD
That was nice he added a sabaton song in when the tractor started firing in the beginning (edit) the song is called Stormtroopers by sabaton
Jay, you broke in to 4D space with this OP. Ignis walked where only Outer Gods slumber lmao
You guys bring the old Gmod Madness vibe to Arma 3. I half expect you guys to start using gravity guns against each other.
This entire op feels like a fever dream
Ignis Inspection Day must be a wild ride to be on as either the CO, Zeus, or as an soon to be annihilated civilian.
these MTF units are getting pretty excessive with their gear lol
Edit: this is a wild containment breach scenario change my mind
5:19 I RECOGNIZE THAT SONG!!!! XD I'd be scared of Ignis corp too if that was playing in the background!
So this is what happens when you give Tails to much power, you have made an oopsie.
The courage in 5:07 is astounding
5:25 when the white furry was in the turret did I hear sabaton’s Stormtrooper’s? Lol
i love that new sabaton song the tractor was playing
Is that sabaton I hear at 5:26?
You see divine intervention, i see a tzeentch machinations and some laughter with birds voice
Outstanding editing Jay!
It was worth every ounce of sanity you lost. :D
But seriously, putting in the Elden Ring reference was pure gold.
Thanks again for showing us another one of your wacky operations!
5:19
Appropriate Sabaton use
I'd like to think that Ignis Corp is just an interdimensional mercenary/company that's hired to do the most random and dangerous Ops ever, ala doctor who or quantum leap style.
I'm loving it.
0:19 Unexpected Sabaton.
Did I hear Stormtroopers by Sabaton at the beginning of the video
Eyyyy noticed it too, entire new album is some good shit
@@Mattboomone Lady of the dark is now one of favorite songs from the Album
Me too
3:16 that shot was so strong it kicked the video quality down
THE POWER OF ARMA!!!
Seeing all those destroyed burned out vehicles brought all the repressed memories of the Battle of Provins flooding back to me, so thanks for that Jay.
Jay's videos always makes me feel better i swear
Speedy Speed Boy is a great choice @4:03 a great eurobeat song without being either Gas Gas Gas or Deja Vu. Truly Rubix is an editor of surpassing taste.
Never thought I’d hear sabaton’s stormtroopers in a video
I knew where this was going after seeing a certain sign
Sabaton as well! 🤘🏻 Awesome vid as always!!
"My sanity rapidly leaving me" Jay you must be thinking when you first started playing ARMA because that left LOOOOONG ago!
Edit: WHALE!!! THE HERO OF THE 88'S! I'm surprised to see him here!
I heard the Sabaton song in there, stormtroopers from their most recent album
2:40 that's Dutch not Danish, it's actually a friendly greeting in our language
Sure…friendly
That Tractor has to be the most cursed shit I have ever seen.
It is now March 25, 2023. It has been exactly a year since this came out and we need another one of these.
0:10 wow that's a bad case of Ignis
I just listened to Stormtroopers and in the Intro i thought that my UA-cam is breaking down or something when i heard it
I love how this is essentially Ignis Corps’s recruitment ad. Because we’d all join in a heartbeat.
4:06 - Ah yes, the most elite trooper. The Toaster.
Found your channel a few months ago while browsing around and it’s easy become one of my favorites. Love the content man, keep it up!
The Half Life, "My god what are you doing!?" keeps replaying in my head watchin this
Tractor with gun: *pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew*
Sabaton: *muffled Stormtroopers*
Tractor with gun: *morepewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew*
This was my favorite part honestly...
I love the editing for the intro. Very clean and well thought out.
Poor Iron, sounded so shocked and scared when they found him.
I love seeing people use my group's COXHOUND mod it is a real treat when we see people use it.
I lost my shit when that makeshift cannon started blasting and Sabaton starts playing
The concept behind the tractor with the mounted gun is that the enemy can't shoot you if they're dying of laughter.
THEYRE FUELED BY THE FEAR IN THEIR ENEMY`S EYES
IT'S A SHOCK TROOP INFILTRATION!
that muffled Stormtroopers...
This perfectly sums up my experience with ignis
The muffled chorus from Stormtroopers is still my favorite part.
5:23 sounds like my kinda party.
5:25
Are they listening to Sabatons new stormtroopers song?
Based.
"confusion" made manifest. Jay why you do this to yourself? we love you.
I honestly love your videos man. they're so well edited, your funny and you've got a good group of friends. So glad youtube blessed me with your channel while I was scrolling scp vids at 3am
"Simply dodge the bullets"
Promptly gets vaporized
Some how the only way I get out of bed is by watching your content I love it keep up the good work
i heard that Sabaton Stormtroopers in there :P nice
Idea for an op (inspired by the thumbnail and what’s happening in the east):
A group of farmers in an nondescript Eastern European nation being invaded by an even bigger nondescript Eastern European nation have to find and supply as many military vehicles scattered around and deliver them to (and use them with) a local militia!
Totally not inspired by the true events of some total Chad farmers with tractors towing tanks in Eastern Europe!
I really like this concept. A mil-sim featuring Ignis's best hits blended into one coherent (or semi-coherent) sequence, keeping the flat sim-box style boundaries. Out of universe, it lets people relive the chaos of the past, but in universe, it lets new recruits train in even the most outlandish circumstances
I'ma keep it real with you chief, you didn't have much sanity to begin with.
Freinds: hear tractor
Me: drives tractor with saboton cannon bolted on top while listening to Bosnian war songs
The US military: welp we we're dead now
Rubix this is what you have created and this is what shall happen in my mind forever in you name
I love that a map I believe Red from sorensics unit made was used here I saw that last map and just did a double take! Also great video Jay X'D
bro your video edits get better every upload nice job man
6:29 The Soviet Union sending Red Army soldiers to clear a minefield.
Penal legions *Cough cough*
1:54 And Quail's already lost it. I think he has some sort of trauma with Provins.
2:16 You don't run from Provins Jinx, you fight until it is won
@ you gotta love it when stormtroopers by sabaton starts playing over the sound of a giant frick off .50Cal
As always, I appreciate the use of Sabaton