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Can you imagine the guy who made this advertisement for the game and then bam spiff shows up and now that little advertisement is the best investment for farm materials to non farmers of all time
> Turns prison simulator into farming simulator > Turn farming simulator into clean power generation simulator Now if only someone could make a power plant simulator for spiff to turn into a prison, the circle will be complete
Sorry to be that guy. But, every day's a school day! There is solar that works at night. Both panels that work in infrared eg heat can be used. Not commercial yet. Or focused solar where a material is heated. (These exist commercially but not really successfully ) Neither is shown here but technically it's possible.
This reminds me of the perfectly balanced feature of Farming Simulator 15, where you could buy a fully grown tree for "decoration" but if you chop it down, you could sell it for about 6x the initial price you paid for it.
FS19 has that multiplayer exploit that lets you get 10+ million without doing anything outside of the menus, I can personally verify that it works on every version (yes I own a copy of nearly every single game in the series, the only one I don't own is the PC version fs 07 but there are only like 10 copies known to exist)...
FREE energy. Imagine that, the sun , not asking money for his energy. ... I kid you not, if in real life people will switch out to solar energy and bankrupt all the mafia energy corporations in the process, those bastards will invent some sort of global encompassing cover to stop the sun from shining and ask a subscription fee to open it up for those that cough up the money.
This was a strat even in Farming Sim 2015 - I'd just let the game idle while faarming and selling wind energy, and thats how i paid for all my farm toys.
That's how i always do it i have a "small" field of solar panels and then i deforest the entire map till its full of solar panels and i let the money flow
Spiff: I refuse to build a farm! The developers didn’t see that coming! (Proceeds to build a solar farm, followed by a wind farm.) Devs: even the Mighty Spiff couldn’t resist our trap…
I know thats not the purpose of the Video but I am genuinely Excited about Agriphotovoltaik. Where farmers grow crops and have solar panels, mostly vertical in the same field, which apparently also helps when the Soil is dry.
Yes, but the humidity of the air is way more important. I had this idea as a child years ago but parents didn't let me. But I did it on my own and it works
Vertical hydroponics and aeroponics are WAY more exciting. You only need a fraction of the resources to grow the same amount of crops or you can grow WAY more crops on the same ground with the same resources. Not to mention none of that nasty run off, dust bowl nonsense, or pesticides.
reminds me of a video by "martinctiopants", where he was playing a game called "my summer car", and he couldn't get a trailer to STAY upright, it kept flipping over by itself! he finally got it to "reset" it's status by HITCHING it to his tractor.
As an actual European farmer: This is clearly art immitating life. Solar and wind power are some of the most profitable "crops", assumed you are able to get the necessary permits and can put down the necessary cash.
@@SomePotato I'd include that under "get the necessary permits". The NIMBYs are generally trying to make you not get or loose the necessary permits, by using public pressure. But yes; the most effective way to block renewable energy, is to get "nature conservation" involved. Those are actually the very same people, who will then protest against climate change the very next day, being utterly incapable of seeing the connection between blocking large pumped hydro, wind-farms, or nuclear and not being able to close coal- or gas-powerplants. It's like they think electricity just magically materializes in electrical outlets, with powerplants just being built, because people get a kick out of "destroying nature" and are paying billions to do so.
@@AntonGudenus The people you describe exist, but there's also plenty of people who don't give a rat's ass about conservation when they want to build the next Autobahn, but are suddenly big supporters when somebody wants to build a green energy project.
Charles: Am I to understand we must leave France to die? Spiff: No brother. We must help it die. Reality has fled from France. Insanity bubbles at it's core. Tides of madness spring forth. Twisting and breaking the landscape into shapes that cause the British mind to babble and bray. France has broken from reality. And now to, it must pass from it.
Spiff: *stands in the most French sounding place ever, almost getting run over by the most French car ever manufactured* Also Spiff: "Germans, am I right?"
I had one of those pedal bike go carts as a kid in the 90's, literally the best toy ever for a young boy. Mine had plastic tires, and we lived on a dead end that was all paved, the endless miles I put on that thing! The plastic tires eventually wore through from all the skids and burnouts.
Wow, I did not expect Farming Simulator to be so realistic. It rather common that commercial farmers in real life just use the exploit of leasing their land to solar and/or wind energy companies instead nowadays for maximum profit too.
Don't forget to commit fraud by selling the manure dumping rights to someone else..... they make a third profit by dumping max manure on there too. ....And register all the berms and garden arounds your land, as being your land even though you don't own it.
This is surprisingly realistic. A lot of farming/ranching families (mine included) spend generations in debt until an energy company comes and builds some turbines on their land.
Also currently the UK. Sorry farmers no more EU subsidies for you. Oh No what do we do!? I know. Lets cover all our south facing fields in solar farms.... Ah. Apparently our government is trying to stop it now to preserve productive farmland...
As a German i can say, yes it is more profitable to construct a solar park and harvest money out of thin air, than be an actual farmer. I mean i can eat euro bills right?? Our law is perfectly balanced, indeed.
The funny thing is, this really happens irl. People will sometimes lease huge tracts of land for companies that want to build windmills or oilfields. Basically a money printer. Easier than farming at least.
@SaltoDaKid it all depends on what land you have. Another possibility is to allow loggers to cut trees, if you have more valuable lumber on your land.
Oh, my sweet summer child, you think you made millions in a farming simulator without farming, but little did you know, YOU WERE FARMING THE WHOLE TIME! Solar and wind farming!
@@thespiffingbrit [with modifier] a place devoted to producing or promoting something: an energy farm. All in good fun. Love your work! Also, [ *_HE NOTICED ME!!_* ]
In the us, we unironically call fields of solar panels "solar farms". I remember my brother using wind turbines in one of the farming simulators years ago.
@@thespiffingbrit Tried to see if maybe crops can get a non-plant definition, but nope, it has to be a living organism to be a crop. There actually is indeed no way to actually define solar and wind farms as "farming" 🤔
@@thespiffingbrit (love the video, just ribbing here) wind farm /ˈwind ˌfärm/ noun an area of land with a group of energy-producing windmills or wind turbines.
@@homerman76 hmm.. while I would argue that wind farming is the act of operating a wind farm, I honestly couldn't find a definition for the term 'wind farming' so.. I suppose I concede to your point. Besides, this is all in good humor :)
I always liked your sense of humour, but in this video, you just reached another level , man. I was laughing so hard all along. Thank you for making these videos.
As someone who works in the NEC, and was there while the convention was going on... Knowing Spiff was around, somewhere is a odd yet interesting feeling, lol.
I love these games. I remember on FS17 I was playing with some modded trucks and trailers to bring equipment around the map and I remember hooking up my trailer and getting LAUNCHED into the sky, as the map faded away into black I wondered why it happened then I remembered, I hooked up on a slight hill.
How is Farming Simulator even still going? If it wasn't in the title, I'd totally believe that this is one of the old installments from the early 2000s. I guess it's comforting to see that at least some things never change.
This is the legit the first video I've watch from you and it was a random suggestion that didn't really fit my recent searches but I'm so glad I'm here. This video had me dying!!! I haven't laughed out loud like this in a while! Thank you sir
Seeing that 3 wheeled car go rolling reminded me of Top Gear's episode with a British 3 wheeled car they sent rolling in the background of a number of shots, including a local news segment. Tons of fun to watch!
@@KoyzefrOh the rivalry thing between England and France is being played up only to be silly. Nobody actually wants to attack France: people like you guys. This is coming from Spiff who frequently makes fun of parts of his own country
8:41 "Coat the entire map in solar panels? Maybe" Maybe? Just 'maybe'? Seems we're going to need a followup by @LetsGameItOut , because this was only 90% dystopia. 😆
I keep telling people this, for years.. they keep talking about co2, and farmers in greenhouses dump huge bottles of co2 all day.. i used to drive to denver in the city to pick up many bottles for multiple grow rooms
I am a renewable source of methane! I wonder if I could help? Thus far nobody's offered to collect it, so I've been forced to release it to atmosphere.
land owners (not calling them farmers) actually do get massive amounts of money from energy, or just allowing cables to run through their land, its insane
@@johnalogue9832At least in the UK, its far from a large amount, and causes a lot of problems when it comes to ground work. The cables are never layed as deeply as they say they are, so they often get ripped up when the farmer is cultivating or ploughing, which is necessary. New cables means that field is likely to be unusable that year.
@ruparker-jones1891 Okay, fair enough. I received other feedback on the subject and have to concede that compensation is fair and necessary. Whether it's exploited beyond a fair value is a separate issue. Could be worse. They could be building golf courses and/or actively fighting development efforts...
As a farmer, your complains are all 100% accurate, but there are two other factors: 1. The FUCKING ROCKS EVERYWHERE 2. And you only drink instant coffee, the lowest of lows as both a coffee and tea drinker.
Thank you Spiff, for existing. You introduced me to good tea. I care nothing about most of the games you're playing. But your voice has a soothing thing in it. Keep doing stuff. Thank you.
Spiff you are a legend, ok, but please please please, play The Luckiest in the Megaverse, a wild clicker game about fortune and multiverse, which is participating in the Steam Fest these days. There is even a fortune leaderboard in the end and we want to know how lucky you are.
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Hello mr British man
Hello everyone, good viewing🐼
tea
I'M FIRST
Almost. Very Spiffing indeed. :)
@@bigsmartbiologistHi matt
Mad respect to Spiff for actually going to the farming convention just because he saw the game advertisement.
That was classy
Please tell me he did that dressed like Phil McKracken
Can you imagine the guy who made this advertisement for the game and then bam spiff shows up and now that little advertisement is the best investment for farm materials to non farmers of all time
We need a "my trip to the farming convention" video from Spiff!
I usually name my dude Mr Maholynn, Phil
> Turns prison simulator into farming simulator
> Turn farming simulator into clean power generation simulator
Now if only someone could make a power plant simulator for spiff to turn into a prison, the circle will be complete
Didn't he make a different simulator into a prison simulator?
@@homerman76 the university sim game I think yeah...
Nucleares anyone?
@@InsanityPlusOne I thought it was that one
Based on Spiffs track record I imagine he won't have a problem turning game into a prison simulator..
7:09 "And by sleeping, our solar pannels are working overnight, to make us money"
This game has some strange solar pannels
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It's true to life. You don't make money from generation, you get money from the taxpayers.
Lunar panels.
don't worry about it
Sorry to be that guy. But, every day's a school day!
There is solar that works at night.
Both panels that work in infrared eg heat can be used. Not commercial yet.
Or focused solar where a material is heated. (These exist commercially but not really successfully )
Neither is shown here but technically it's possible.
This reminds me of the perfectly balanced feature of Farming Simulator 15, where you could buy a fully grown tree for "decoration" but if you chop it down, you could sell it for about 6x the initial price you paid for it.
You could do this in 19 but not to that profit margin
FS19 has that multiplayer exploit that lets you get 10+ million without doing anything outside of the menus, I can personally verify that it works on every version (yes I own a copy of nearly every single game in the series, the only one I don't own is the PC version fs 07 but there are only like 10 copies known to exist)...
Probably made billions with it
@@Maake986 I loved doing that
@@jakobofcincy farming simulator 2007? I only know about the 08 one?
14:28 just LOL, "what the hell is this", closes the door and behaves like he saw nothing :D
"So what's your job?"
"I'm a farmer."
"Oh, cool, what are your crops?"
"Clean energy."
FREE energy.
Imagine that, the sun , not asking money for his energy.
...
I kid you not, if in real life people will switch out to solar energy and bankrupt all the mafia energy corporations in the process, those bastards will invent some sort of global encompassing cover to stop the sun from shining and ask a subscription fee to open it up for those that cough up the money.
I mean irl it is also better than farming money wise
Fifthly compare to nuclear energy
We also call them windfarms.
In this day and age, that's pretty good tbh.
ahh yes spiff has found a way to cut out the pesky middleman know as "plants" and instead just farm the sun itself, Perfection
This was a strat even in Farming Sim 2015 - I'd just let the game idle while faarming and selling wind energy, and thats how i paid for all my farm toys.
@@Jh5ash "Strat"
That's how i always do it i have a "small" field of solar panels and then i deforest the entire map till its full of solar panels and i let the money flow
But tea comes from a plant. Why would he farm the sun if he can't get tea?
If only we could eat solar energy for breakfast.
Spiff: I refuse to build a farm! The developers didn’t see that coming!
(Proceeds to build a solar farm, followed by a wind farm.)
Devs: even the Mighty Spiff couldn’t resist our trap…
Yes, these comments need to make it to the top. Spiff forgot that what he did was, in fact, farming.
He outsmarted himself in this one. :)
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Devs: The Spiffing Brit is a perfectly balanced game exploiter
was about to comment about this, i see you've beaten me too it.
Nope not a farm according to it's actual definition and not game terms. He never farmed.
"All the croissants they could make!" That line got me.
I know thats not the purpose of the Video but I am genuinely Excited about Agriphotovoltaik. Where farmers grow crops and have solar panels, mostly vertical in the same field, which apparently also helps when the Soil is dry.
Yes, but the humidity of the air is way more important. I had this idea as a child years ago but parents didn't let me. But I did it on my own and it works
Vertical hydroponics and aeroponics are WAY more exciting. You only need a fraction of the resources to grow the same amount of crops or you can grow WAY more crops on the same ground with the same resources.
Not to mention none of that nasty run off, dust bowl nonsense, or pesticides.
“I’ll have to buy another Lamborghini to unflip my first Lamborghini” - THATS ALWAYS HOW THEY GET YOU!
reminds me of a video by "martinctiopants", where he was playing a game called "my summer car", and he couldn't get a trailer to STAY upright, it kept flipping over by itself!
he finally got it to "reset" it's status by HITCHING it to his tractor.
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As an actual European farmer:
This is clearly art immitating life. Solar and wind power are some of the most profitable "crops", assumed you are able to get the necessary permits and can put down the necessary cash.
hey
Same here in the US. All they're really farming is government subsidies. Solar is such a scam.
And if you can ward of your local NIMBYs.
@@SomePotato I'd include that under "get the necessary permits".
The NIMBYs are generally trying to make you not get or loose the necessary permits, by using public pressure.
But yes; the most effective way to block renewable energy, is to get "nature conservation" involved. Those are actually the very same people, who will then protest against climate change the very next day, being utterly incapable of seeing the connection between blocking large pumped hydro, wind-farms, or nuclear and not being able to close coal- or gas-powerplants. It's like they think electricity just magically materializes in electrical outlets, with powerplants just being built, because people get a kick out of "destroying nature" and are paying billions to do so.
@@AntonGudenus The people you describe exist, but there's also plenty of people who don't give a rat's ass about conservation when they want to build the next Autobahn, but are suddenly big supporters when somebody wants to build a green energy project.
Sips_: **Trying to hit $1 Billion in FS22 for two months straight.**
Spiff: "Hold my tea!"
Werent you just farming electricity?
Spiff: *Nukes France*
..
Spiff: "And there we have it ladies and gentleman!"
Charles: Am I to understand we must leave France to die?
Spiff: No brother. We must help it die.
Reality has fled from France. Insanity bubbles at it's core. Tides of madness spring forth. Twisting and breaking the landscape into shapes that cause the British mind to babble and bray. France has broken from reality. And now to, it must pass from it.
Spiff: *stands in the most French sounding place ever, almost getting run over by the most French car ever manufactured*
Also Spiff: "Germans, am I right?"
Was looking for that comment.
:D
The Citroën 2CV is peak German engineering
Aren’t the Dutch the farmers of Europe anyway?
To be fair France was once Germany for a short while
@@pufffincrazy5275nah, they're the swamp things of Europe
This is clearly art imitating life.
nice video
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Exactly how the "green" and idiotic EU work
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Nice cash war and farming game.
10:00 "Some call this noise pollution. I call it bank account pollution."
He is an artist. An artist who loves his money. I love this!
This is totally something Elon musk or Jeff Bezos would say
I had one of those pedal bike go carts as a kid in the 90's, literally the best toy ever for a young boy. Mine had plastic tires, and we lived on a dead end that was all paved, the endless miles I put on that thing! The plastic tires eventually wore through from all the skids and burnouts.
17:34 is the most upset I have ever heard him sound and that is yet another reason Spiff is the most British man alive
Spiff: "Absolutely no farming!"
Also Spiff: *makes a solar farm and wind farm*
Wow, I did not expect Farming Simulator to be so realistic. It rather common that commercial farmers in real life just use the exploit of leasing their land to solar and/or wind energy companies instead nowadays for maximum profit too.
That way they get paid by the government to not plant crops, and get passive income.
Don't forget to commit fraud by selling the manure dumping rights to someone else..... they make a third profit by dumping max manure on there too.
....And register all the berms and garden arounds your land, as being your land even though you don't own it.
One minute you're physics glitching across the countryside, and the next you own a mansion full of twitch streamers. What an accurate simulation.
My grandfather owned a dairy farm and I can confirm this is exactly what agriculture is like
@@POTUSJimmyCarter Yes, including a Lamborghini in the shed!
God bless this brit for making the ultimate sacrifice when you found the frogs were getting the revenue o7
I rewatched this just for the LAMMA ad bit - "*editors note: Spiff actually did go to this convention" 4:00
This is surprisingly realistic. A lot of farming/ranching families (mine included) spend generations in debt until an energy company comes and builds some turbines on their land.
Also currently the UK. Sorry farmers no more EU subsidies for you. Oh No what do we do!? I know. Lets cover all our south facing fields in solar farms.... Ah. Apparently our government is trying to stop it now to preserve productive farmland...
When the UK Government, cant handle the cheddar cheese.
I don't know why the editor's note about Spiff attending the farming conference got me, but I laughed so hard.
Dave Barry once wrote an entire article about this: "Start farm...wait for gov't to pay me to not farm."
Or let another farmer do all the work while you get payed.
actually happens
@@bjarnis No, things get payed when it's going on the sea.
There's actually a government subsidy mod that will pay you to not farm. LOL
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The irony that Lamborghini started out making tractors is not lost on me.
As a German i can say, yes it is more profitable to construct a solar park and harvest money out of thin air, than be an actual farmer. I mean i can eat euro bills right?? Our law is perfectly balanced, indeed.
>harvest money out of thin air
Your people invented Haber Process to make explosive out of thin air too...
The funny thing is, this really happens irl. People will sometimes lease huge tracts of land for companies that want to build windmills or oilfields. Basically a money printer. Easier than farming at least.
I’m about do this I was going live off the grid. But this seem more finically smart
@SaltoDaKid it all depends on what land you have. Another possibility is to allow loggers to cut trees, if you have more valuable lumber on your land.
Who needs food amirite? Feeding people just makes them breathe out more carbon dioxide
farming crops? no buddy, we farm the sun!
btw anyone else get into farming games after watching Clarksons farm?
Any form of farming media sends me on a stardew valley / fs21 binge
@@thespiffingbrit why not put solar panels on the sun?
id love to see you play Sun haven someday, like stardew valley but with magic
@@purplesnowman98 cables
"harvesting solar energy" is the term you were looking for :P
Finding out it was France was sheer liquid Yorkshire Gold
Here I am, in a bad insomnia. Laughing like a madman. Thanks Spiff!
Oh, my sweet summer child, you think you made millions in a farming simulator without farming, but little did you know, YOU WERE FARMING THE WHOLE TIME! Solar and wind farming!
17:05 i like how the game got confused for a second and actually allowed you to drive on the side of the windmill for a bit here xD
I think Spiff actually going to the convention is what makes this video golden 😂😂😂
69 Likes, nice
Spiff going to the Con because of the in-game ad is proof advertising in the game was a great investment--it's just so on-brand all around.
7:13 “our solar panels are working over-night”? I don’t think that’s how that works!
The solar panels are working overnight 👍
Spiff: i shall not farm!
Also Spiff: **builds a solar farm**
Edit:
Also also Spiff: **builds a wind farm**
noun: farming
the activity or business of growing crops and raising livestock.
@@thespiffingbrit [with modifier] a place devoted to producing or promoting something: an energy farm.
All in good fun. Love your work!
Also, [ *_HE NOTICED ME!!_* ]
@@thespiffingbrit You're growing a crop of solar panels. Checkmate, agriculturists.
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@@thespiffingbrit i dunno seems like @1st2nd2 has got you bang to rights.
(that IS how you use that right? I have never used that phrase before)
Spiffs reaction to finding out his farm was in france was everything I thought it would be.
I like how it wasn't the 2CV that nearly hit him at the start, but it was a building that was in French after rolling his Lambo lol
"... our solar panels are working _over night_ ..."
Phil McKracken's incredible radiance created some kind of fashion-powered perpetuum mobile!
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day
Give TheSpiffingBrit a game and he’ll exploit and call it a balanced game.
11:47 this is what i imagine spiff driving irl
11:14
When a farming simulator makes you feel like you’re going faster at 60MPH than most racing games at 120MPH.
In the us, we unironically call fields of solar panels "solar farms". I remember my brother using wind turbines in one of the farming simulators years ago.
Unironically? Wow, the irony...
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technically you're farming energy....
You never cease to amaze me, sir. Visiting the real-life event that you saw a virtual advertisement for is exactly spot-on.
14:00 So, the $500,000 house is also a harem? Good to know...
Spiff got straight into it and became a "Solar Farmer" 🌞 & "Wind Farmer" 🌬 ... very special farmers. 🧑🌾
noun: farming
the activity or business of growing crops and raising livestock.
@@thespiffingbrit Tried to see if maybe crops can get a non-plant definition, but nope, it has to be a living organism to be a crop. There actually is indeed no way to actually define solar and wind farms as "farming" 🤔
@@thespiffingbrit (love the video, just ribbing here)
wind farm
/ˈwind ˌfärm/
noun
an area of land with a group of energy-producing windmills or wind turbines.
@@VvImpalervV It might be a farm, but it's technically not farming 🤔
@@homerman76 hmm.. while I would argue that wind farming is the act of operating a wind farm, I honestly couldn't find a definition for the term 'wind farming' so.. I suppose I concede to your point. Besides, this is all in good humor :)
>Can I beat Farming Sim without farming?
Of course you can't...
Oh wait, it is the Spiffing Brit...
So... Yes. .
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He built solar and wind farms, though.
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Dude starts playing a farming game, starts an electrical company, gets bored and turns It into kerbal
I always liked your sense of humour, but in this video, you just reached another level , man. I was laughing so hard all along. Thank you for making these videos.
I was wondering when he'd realize he was in France, absolutely fantastic!
By cattle I'm pretty sure Spiff means the humans, realized he couldn't harvest their kidneys and decided on the sun instead
Yes I did the power generator only and it can be done
18:03 Charles' beet red sausage fingers... perfection has a name and it is The Spiffing Brit! 🤣
Hearing Spiff giggling while driving the yellow car up hills was so much fun 😂
Spiff: I will not make a Farm
Spiff: Immediately makes a solar farm
I mean "Wind FARM", "Solar FARM". Seems like you're right on track, Spiff.
7:31
Literally when a company bought a large farm plot in my hometown and built a warehouse:
Spiff - "I don't want to do farming!" - builds a solar farm
This UA-camr is top tier, love the voice love the humor , subbed on the spot
11:20 is probably the most childish glee I've heard from Spiff ever.
As someone who works in the NEC, and was there while the convention was going on... Knowing Spiff was around, somewhere is a odd yet interesting feeling, lol.
I love these games. I remember on FS17 I was playing with some modded trucks and trailers to bring equipment around the map and I remember hooking up my trailer and getting LAUNCHED into the sky, as the map faded away into black I wondered why it happened then I remembered, I hooked up on a slight hill.
Anyone else feeling a bit awkward knowing that solar farms are totally a thing, so this is entirely within the developers expectations...?
How is Farming Simulator even still going? If it wasn't in the title, I'd totally believe that this is one of the old installments from the early 2000s.
I guess it's comforting to see that at least some things never change.
This is the legit the first video I've watch from you and it was a random suggestion that didn't really fit my recent searches but I'm so glad I'm here. This video had me dying!!! I haven't laughed out loud like this in a while! Thank you sir
Seeing that 3 wheeled car go rolling reminded me of Top Gear's episode with a British 3 wheeled car they sent rolling in the background of a number of shots, including a local news segment. Tons of fun to watch!
Ah yes farm but no farm
It is like life without tea. Such an absurd and unthinkable way to live
To farm, or not farm? That's the question...
Haachama?
Or life with coffe
Its Farmageddon!
Spiff: "I refuse to farm!"
also Spiff: farms sunlight
Spiff: "It's not what it looks like!"
edit: the nuke was completely necessary
I am french and it's not the nicest thing to say.😢
@@KoyzefrOh the rivalry thing between England and France is being played up only to be silly. Nobody actually wants to attack France: people like you guys.
This is coming from Spiff who frequently makes fun of parts of his own country
Actually the fact that doing anything else is more profitable and easier than farming is really the most accurate part of the simulator
Kudos on the way you talk in this video. Very posh, smart and sarcastic.
8:41 "Coat the entire map in solar panels? Maybe"
Maybe? Just 'maybe'?
Seems we're going to need a followup by @LetsGameItOut , because this was only 90% dystopia. 😆
"I need to buy another Lamborghini to unflip my first Lamborghini."
Truly a Spiff moment 😂👏
11:50 Spiff has discovered the best part of Farming Simulator games. Tis Peak.
The ending when Spiff found out he was in France was hilarious 😂
This is every playthrough for me... Except it starts with me trying to relearn farming every time, giving up, and doing this. Great content!
Farmers already do this exploit IRL with Methane gas generator since it's more profitable than regular farming😂
I keep telling people this, for years.. they keep talking about co2, and farmers in greenhouses dump huge bottles of co2 all day.. i used to drive to denver in the city to pick up many bottles for multiple grow rooms
I am a renewable source of methane! I wonder if I could help?
Thus far nobody's offered to collect it, so I've been forced to release it to atmosphere.
@@dertythegrower Luckily co2 isn't really a big deal
land owners (not calling them farmers) actually do get massive amounts of money from energy, or just allowing cables to run through their land, its insane
Just from CABLES? Landlords get worse every day.
@@johnalogue9832At least in the UK, its far from a large amount, and causes a lot of problems when it comes to ground work. The cables are never layed as deeply as they say they are, so they often get ripped up when the farmer is cultivating or ploughing, which is necessary. New cables means that field is likely to be unusable that year.
Power company leases 3 2x2foot of my land for power poles. $50/month each. 😂😂😂😂 Money printer indeed.
@ruparker-jones1891 Okay, fair enough. I received other feedback on the subject and have to concede that compensation is fair and necessary. Whether it's exploited beyond a fair value is a separate issue.
Could be worse. They could be building golf courses and/or actively fighting development efforts...
Farmer Phil McKraken is clearly just Doctor Robotnik in witness protection.
He wanted to not build a farm, and yet he built a solar farm...
Ah, yes, Clarkson Simulator.
The end got me a big laugh, love the content!
The Dambusters reference was absolutely amazing, Spiff. 10/10
Spif will forever be the best youtuber I've ever stumbled upon a few years ago
me: Markiplier? Is That You?!
someone in the back: its a BRIT Markiplier. Bloody hell.. *srks a tea*
Solar farms and wind farms are perfectly recognized forms of farming. It's right there in the name.
But wait, isn't that a solar farm though?!
noun: farming
the activity or business of growing crops and raising livestock.
It's just too bad there's not an in-car cam so we can see how fast Phil's legs are moving as he pedals that Lamborghini!
As a farmer, your complains are all 100% accurate, but there are two other factors:
1. The FUCKING ROCKS EVERYWHERE
2. And you only drink instant coffee, the lowest of lows as both a coffee and tea drinker.
"Spiff, you're playing FARMING simulator, you gotta farm!!!"
"Yeah, farm these photons, check this shit out."
its called farming simulator but your not farming so it's just called simulator 😂
AHH yes the hit game Simulator 22
i thought it was called 'simulator simulator'
Surely it's another of Will Wright's classic series: Sim Ulator!
@@SymbioteMullet i prefer stimulator simulator
Thank you Spiff, for existing. You introduced me to good tea. I care nothing about most of the games you're playing. But your voice has a soothing thing in it. Keep doing stuff. Thank you.
2:48 bro looks like dr eggman
Spiff you are a legend, ok, but please please please, play The Luckiest in the Megaverse, a wild clicker game about fortune and multiverse, which is participating in the Steam Fest these days. There is even a fortune leaderboard in the end and we want to know how lucky you are.
>British guy
>farming game
>solar panels
Its like watching old achievement hunter
as a farmer I can confirm that this is definitely, 1000% totally how you run a farm