This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things | Arma 3
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- The military of the Czech Republic assaults a militarized separatist group in what was supposed to be a simple mop up operation. However once both the Ignis Logistics and Flight Corp got involved things began to get a bit quirky.
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I feel like I made this video an eon ago then promptly forgot it existed. Thankfully at some point I remembered it was real so have some logistical and piloting mishaps! Thanks for stopping by!
Hey rubix, love your videos, keep up the great work!
Ain't gonna lie quail I think um we don't talk about quails flying but yes loved and you inspired me to get arma 3 so thx and have a great day rubixraptor
I miss haarp😞
does the media guy have a youtube channel ?
This not as bad when i got nuked when playing Anastasi
I feel like if Logi went on a strike in ignis it'd be like the french revolt, but with demonic entities and a fuckton of tank flipping
Most definitely.
The council demands heads to roll.
You could probably make that concept into an SCP op.
Ignis’ efficiency might go up...
do you remeber wich video they made the portal in? i want to watch it but cant figure out wich one it is
Sometimes I wonder if Ignis constantly makes stupid decisions that gets everyone killed just for the memes. I also wonder if they can out-chaos and out-stupid ZF Clan
ZF are stupid, but Ignis somehow surpass em on every level
Ignis is a band of glorious warriors whose power is beyond our comprehension.
ZF are just a buncha morons playing games :)
@Gemini both fail objectives after too many friendly fire incidents. Also too many doodles on map to coordinate operations.
@@DeafLord18 Sounds like a good time
@@DeafLord18 hey! That’d be insulting if any of them could read!
Raptor: "That had to be the worst insertion I was ever a part of"
Quail *Jack Sparrow voice*: "But you were inserted?"
I live in Czech Republic and yes, this is exactly how every plane looks in here. 2:01
Ne asi 🤣
Ah yes, the power of Ignis in which as long as everything is going well something bad always has to happen
I love the idea that the tank was blasting music so loud that enemy troops could hear their doom.
7:53 I’m pretty sure that if that happened in real life, his pants would be ripped clean off from the speed alone 😂
As both a Czech and an Ignis member, i feel like i can safely say that this pleases Glorbodesh
I like how you voice trails off after quail blames the other helicopters camoflage
2:47 that's what she said
Quail before flight: " My instruments are gone. "
Mid landing " WHOA MY INSTRUMENTS ARE GONE. "
Bird brain.
You know the more of Jay and Cypher I watch, the more I believe that anyone being part of Ignis is like jumping into a deep fryer and immediately turbo drying in an air fryer.
Hey it's my favorite content creator on youtube! Hope you're well Rubix always great to see what you put out!
Pretty sure the whole “opening a portal to hell” was actually YOUR FAULT, cause your guys couldn’t earn the requisition needed to pay back the loan on those Knights!!!!
4:08 that dude was *Splungered*
This entire video is just a collection of "[Insert Name] made a mistake that has doomed us all." moments.
Its like an outer body experience when we switch camera view while rubixraptor is still in the shot.
The camera man firing off a submachinegun was great
I think the best repeating bit is "TAKE A PICTURE OF IT TERRY!" lmao
you know when you end up in a coughing fit from laughing so hard within the FIRST TWO MINUTES... it's gonna be a good time.
A peaceful deployment turned into a waking nightmare?
I didn’t know Commissar Ciaphas Cain got a video game.
"A Casualty filled hell scape" Isn't that every Ignis ops?🤣
I have no words for what I just witnessed. Oh wait I do. Jay, DON'T STAND IN FRONT OF A BMP. Why would you do that?
The algorithm has blessed me with a funny arma man's
Get subbed to and keep up the amazing work
That tank aimed for your balls because they were the largest target available, as you stood in the open with binoculars.
RubixRaptor casually commits a war crime. Just a normal day with Ignis.
Gotta wonder what the actual procedure on throwing a grenade at someone and them surrendering before it goes off is...
At this point, ignis is so stupid and cursed that they could make most peaceful mission into most chaotic and insane mission ever
3:23 , so have you ever heard of the Anime Speed Grapher?
The video editor with those RuneScape sounds 😳😳😳😳😳😳❤️❤️❤️❤️
FROGFOOT! *FROGFOOT!!!*
_Missile and cannon noises_
Jay, do you use any mods for explosions? I don't remember mine looking anywhere near as crisp as those
If yall didn't do logi so dirty that wouldn't have to retreat to hellscapes to survive you
Great vid as always! Just curious, what controls those notifications about enemy attacks on a location or a new FOB is constructed? Is that a mod?
Can’t even go five minutes without committing a war crime XD
Its fucking cool that communities like this exist in arma with dedicated groups of players for logistics and pilots. I would totally get into it if it weren't for arma performance shit
The music at 8:03 rings a bell but I can't quite remember what it is. Any idea?
Great vid as usual tho 😎
Have you found out?
@@steventon7451 unfortunately no..
@@jeanmarcsadaillan925 damn thanks for replying.
Through the fire and flames
@@TheAlmightyToaster01 love u
They say Terry’s pictures are da bomb
Hey rubix love your vids, was just wondering if y'all ever plan on making more star citizen videos
Can't wait to see Ignus Flight Corp one day branch out to Star citizen and it's jankness😂
*Please sum up this video in one word:*
Me: "QUAIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!"
I wouldn't mind them flying upside down if they knew how to fly begin with!
WHEN THE PRESS HAS A RPG
Spicy Boys and Spicy Ops. Another USDA Grade A Banger. Angus Squad Moowah!
Oh hey! At 7:11 i done the same thing on a NATO ex as a chally gunner 😂
Had a feeling quail would be behind most of the heli incidents
Love the jerma meme cover
Logistics team needs more screaming
does anyone else hear a meow out their right ear at 9:08 ?
I want to be taught to fly like Quail. I think my lack of care for the lives of those under my charge/command and those around me will make for an amazing combination.
Yall should do a Killzone OP next
Bro I want to join this group so bad this looks so fun
What most people don't know about Ignis, is that Ignis is short for ignoramus
So before watching this, I'm expecting ignis to have its grenade privileges revoked again.
I have to correct you the worst insertion of your life was when your pilot flew into a mech.
What video did the logi team evade taxes in? I remember it but not it’s name!!
The fear not the imperial knight vid
now i want to join Ignis Logistics
And this is why quail are FLIGHTLESS birds
This video contains:
evil councils 1:09
mad heli pilots 1:43
war crimes 2:53
screams of terror 3:30
off-camera atrocities 8:52
unexplained Phenomena 5:19
AT hijinks 6:05 6:52 7:10 7:40
mass truck drops 8:04
and explosions of varying intensity and hilarity 4:05 4:40 5:32 6:28 7:05 7:15
In short, a standard Ignis operation
not to mention that during said mass truck drop, you can hear Through The Fire And Flames" in the background.
1:01 "I moved all the way to Czechoslovakia to avoid the debt collectors" this man went back in time before 1993 just to avoid them
And the debt collectors STILL found him!
Ignis are canonically time travelers so this checks out
ah yes, Ignis, the most chaotic arma group you can find on this planet
Yea let's send them all to war and see if they make it back
are they recruiting?
@@swordart7729 no clue, actually don't play Arma
@@swordart7729 ummm no idea I'm in the discord but I don't pay attention if they are I won't know check there discord
@@brucethewise-bruce is it the one in the description?
Jay: “HOWDY! As you may know, the group I play with is a little off...”
Me: *”A LITTLE!?!”*
Understatement of the EON
i love how he was like "there are however TWO groups which are even MORE deranged... and did NOT mention Cyphers.... "goon platoon" OORRRRR the SCP known only as: "Tails"
@@gaiusmarius4209 just means that they weren't able to outperform those two on this occasion
Indeed
Didn’t he make a video calling Ignis a threat to the universe which is true
The level of love I have for Ignis and Jay is as infinite as the chances that Ignis gets into some new chaos each video. Love your work and thank you for the fantastic video!
So 100%+?
Couple things-
1. I have a feeling this is only the beginning of Logi's revenge for the pain they have gone through during certain Ops.
2. Please tell me Quail has had his pilot's license revoked?
Also, has anyone actually seen his license? And if so, was it drawn in crayon, on a napkin? I have suspicions.
@@DarkDodger mean there was the question if it was luck or not
Considering that this is Ignis I wouldn't be surprised if Quail somehow was commended for his actions
@@DarkDodger this imply a meaning that Ignis accepted quail's license to begin with... which is worse lmao.
@@julianhayes9043 aaa
When the people who make sure you have what you need and get you where you need to go are the insane ones of your group, things can only end well XD
Also it's nice to see that Quail is continuing his trend of being JUST responsible enough to get into important positions but chaotic enough to ensure that said positions are a total fustercluck
Commander: our forces need to take this objective, who do we have in the area.
Officer: Uh...well...Ignis Core...sir.
Commander: Oh god help us.
HOWDY is such a strong yet chaotic way of greeting people. When someone says howdy you know something has gone wrong.
Logi is what happens if the government spent all their money of trucks
Based government
TRUCK WEEK, BABY 🚚
When logi and air are combined all I imagine is someone like quail being questioned on why he’s pushing a “daisy cutter” out of a plane and saying: “Well they request munition resupply but they didn’t clarify.”
I mean it just makes sense. In a MilSim game where most people are having fun running around shooting baddies, the guys who *choose* to do logistics and transportation are gonna be a bit odd. This is not a diss on logistics, I fucking love logistics
Czech guy here, so many things are so accurate to the Czech military in this video :D and if there would be any more Czech missions, I would love to play too.
Man our military is just chaotic
imagine being new at Ignis and u get asign to one of those groups... incoming severe trauma will be reduced to ZERO :D
Sink or swim, if you can't swim well you're in the wrong place anyway 🤣
2:28 impossible. weren't you a part of AT LEAST one military insertion where EVERYBODY died in less than a minute? XD
Mean at this point we probably can make a video purely on clips where he says that 🤣🤣🤣
@@Voron_Aggrav true dat. XD
I love that Ignis is the group that hears a BMP on the other side of wall, sees it blasting said wall, and still climbs over it :)
Tbf they engaged Arachnids in melee combat with fists and baseball bats. They probably wanted to challenge it directly
My man really started the video off with a "the floor here is made of floor" type sentence.
There is a reason flightless birds are not able to FLY!
8:48 god that scene was wonderful a whole platoon climbing over a wall
The Logi team is incredibly accurate to real life it's uncanny.
I like how completely unhinged Ignis operations are. Lots of arma stuff I see are people taking shit WAY too seriously. Definitely prefer the way you boys handle things.
Are you really sure that THIS is the reason why you can't have nice things?
As a Czech I have to say this is my favourite episode.
8:08 “You know our motto, we deliver!
Oh you should really make Logi an enemy in an upcomming op. they once again summoned evil, pulling mechs, tanks, demons all because someone didn't fill out the right form. Everyone needs to push their way through the logi's army just to fill out the form then everything stops being hostile.
3:16 This is clearly just a normal camera, however as the Technical operates at a quantum level he altered it (blew it up) by observing it
My favorite running gag of Ignis is most definitely "TERRY TAKE A PICTURE OF IT!"
I love how one winged Angel plays every time a tank shows up.
That definitely gave me a chuckle each time.
"I know the group I play with is... a little off."
In other news, water is wet, fire is hot, and every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes.
As a Czech, I can confirm this is how our Military works.
Ignis Logi+Ignis Pilots=Ignis Dead
You guys got fucking lit up like mad! Is there even a Czeck army left after your operation?
The SCP file for Ignis is only gonna grow… Let’s see…
- Ignis corps, while functionally immortal due to “respawn” anomalous properties, will consume a minimum of 300% material losses through vehicle destruction, equipment losses upon death, and other reasons.
- Ignis corps consists of separate “divisions” including an aerial unit and a logistics corps.
- the aerial corps consists of several pilots, notably a sentient talking pigeon by the name of “Quail”
- Any aerial vehicle used by these pilots will become incredibly fragile and, upon collision or sustained damage, will combust in an explosion regardless of payload.
- the logistics corps is made of several members who were observed to be engaging in “Occult Rituals” involving a council and the burning of members in a fire
- reportedly consists of members with extreme PTSD from multiple losses of logistics equipment and supplies in spectacular accidents
- reported to have “opened a portal to hell to escape taxes” (additional focus will be placed on them by MTF units)
Additional amendments and addendums welcome
This ^
It’s cool Russian Helicopters don’t need “Instruments”.
I like to think that the camera that the cameraman is holding is a special edition camera with a built-in rocket launcher for self-defense and he keeps pushing the wrong button 😂
Ignis VS ZF in PvP must happen one day
“Quail non of the people you dropped off are alive”.
“That’s kinda funny”-quail
5:22 Quail had that coming.
1:we need more or the media korp takin pictures
2: keep logi and air bois 2 to 5 km away from each other at all times
The distant one winged angel bits broke me XD
If you were real mercenaries, I'd instantly hire you ... To fight for the other side.
An Arma Op is never without a violation of the Geneva Checklist.