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The dragon king crag blade aow isn’t bad it scripts malenia deals 80 poise damage charged with the tear scripts Elden beast, fire giant, mohg, Godfrey and even hits hard vs fortisax who has 80 lightning resist
When you think about it every weapon is just a variation of Great Stars. Uchi? That's a katana Great Stars. Vulgar Militia Saw? That's Halberd great stars. Erdtree seal? it's like great stars, but without stance pressure.
As both a spell enjoyer AND a Great Stars enjoyer I can report there’s actually more than that. And a bunch of them need fp and take ages to cast for some reason.
Your depression day is fine, you have inherent value as a person, and taking a day off is ok. Depression isn't a weakness, it's a sickness, and taking care of your mental health is just as important as taking care of your physical health. In Fort Haight.
"How i can say i want more Elden Ring when I still have veggies on my plate?" Me who still haven't finished my Arcane build run: *nervously sweating rivers
You really had me with the end bit, I was so convinced that there could've been such a small error - but the payoff was PERFECT. Amazing video, such a fun one to watch, looking forward to more stuff with the DLC!!!
Would recommend to watch LilAggy and his world first randomizer no hit after maybe 1100 tries. Def kudos to Tulok and all the enjoyable content he's making, been loving and watching almost every if not every vid he have uploaded in the last 6 months or longer. Respect for this run tho might gave me another challenge run for Elden Ring after I try to get my deathless all bosses run, but if you call it most insane I would recommend to look into some other streamers/content creators as well.
It's actually funny to think about that players who only do single players don't know about this. The first time I played it was with a friend in seamless Co op and you learn that veeeeery quickly
I don't think I can properly transcribe the noise I made about the Sword of St Trina joke but I do know that I'm kind of sick and I did not need to laugh right now.
I am dying laughing got to the part with the eclipse shotel and after you asked for the appropriate amount of applause got an ad with a guy watching his tv and saying this isnt fun
Since you’re probably open to suggestions while we’re waiting for dlc to drop, I noticed you don’t have a kaiden secret starting class, which is a shame given they’re all over limgrave and have some fire drip
power stancing greatwords is crazy. power-stancing the iron greatsword let me second try malenia on my first full run (i was also a bit over leveled and had a +10 tiche)
Imagine gathering all Armor Sets next for maximum drip... Ha... ha... P.S. If you ever actually do a similar run in the future, try using the Twiggy Cracked Tear. Also, the Gargoyle's Blackblade's Ash of War does actually have the Black Flame effect.
Thanks for getting me through a slow day by reminding me it could be worse. I could be farming the thorned whip. Now to go on another Tulok content binge.
Around 1:45:20 The death rite bird was invulnerable since it had just grabbed the mimic tear, and everyone knows it's rude to interrupt when someone is eating. (I assume you just didn't see it was in a grab)
I didn't know what happened to Patches after I found him in the Shaded Castle, asking us to give Tanith the castanets. I thought he died there. I love that Patches sees you as a friend by the end. And that you can mercilessly slaughter him after you get the candlestick :3
The reason that the death rite bird was taking no damage because he was in a uninterruptible attack on your mimic. It’s like if Godrick used the dragon grab, your summoned friend or a summon can hurt him and visa versa
this video was absolute incredible i was so into it that my heart genuinely sank when the hand of malenia twist happened and then i clapped with excitement when you revealed you saved rick
I'm so glad you put the poison on the antspur rapier dual stanced with the frost rapier 😂 I ran half the game with that combo and was hoping you tried it 😊 love the video
I've done something similar. I wanted to have EVERYTHING (including minimum Stats for weapons/spells) just because I thought it would be cool. Never again... so many Haligtree Knights have fallen only for me to realize I was farming the wrong ones for hours trying to get the Haligtree Crest Greatshield...
I cant believe I even choked up a little at the end. Not about the mistake but at the beautifully long setup for the finale. True brilliance in story telling.
Hold.. is that ‘In the fields’ from Phantom Tracks?!?! Based Tulock.. well Tulock is always based but EVEN more based for amazing song choice from a great game.
You see, I knew from the moment you said the snail was the last boss, that the true final boss would be my favorite of them all, the one, the only, Soldier of Godrick. You may have fooled everyone, but I never forget the absolute chad of Elden Ring.
Bro, FINALLY someone talking about the scaled set on the weeping peninsula merchant by the night's cavalry. Super early, cheap, good weight to defense/ratio. Always my first go to as a Wretch right before grabbing the Sacrificial Axe.
I think the “easiest” way to farm those triple rotten crystallians at the Haligtree is using Night Maidens mist. It goes through their hyper defense, one charged cloud will hit all 3 if aimed correctly, and doesn’t trigger aggro. Only takes 3 casts. Takes a minute though, so if you’re trying for speed probably not the fastest way, but is likely the least headache inducing.
Hey, the flamethrower trap does give bows and crossbows ONE (1) purpose: you can shoot it from far away and it shuts down! Way easier than trying to roll past it!
34:29 "This is when some people in chat revealed they were horny for Varré." Counterpoint, I like villains and he calls me lambkin. But I am an equal oppothirstist for Big Boggart, who is one of the prettiest male NPCs in the game under the mask.
If I could add a Like to this video every time that I wanted to throughout this saga, it’d have about 20 more than it does. Well done Phil and Cory on this Herculean task!
I want you to know. I finished this after 4 days (I'm a parent and in school I watch in chunks). And just for you, I'm going to watch this video again tomorrow like you requested. Thanks for the goofs and gafs.
I saw the length of this video and thought this is the long project that ended up making you take a 13 hour stream day for a shorter video. But there’s another bigger project coming? I’m excited
Tulok, I love your videos. I was so frustrated with elden rings for the longest tike because I just couldn't get it, and everyone online said "Oh don't use spirit ashes, if you use spirit ashes you're a scrub" or things like "Oh don't use blasphemous blade or similar weapons, they're op and you're not playing the game if you use those" and then I watch you play and you're having fun with this beautiful game and you talk about how spirit ashes are an intended item in the game and like, something inside me clicks. I went from never having beaten the game, or even gotten to farum azula, to having beat the game 3 times and getting 100% achievements in 1 a little less than a week. Thank you so much, you're such an awesome dude and you inspired me to play a game I love in a way that has fun and not care what anyone else says. I appreciate you and will always watch your content. Thanks man. Also, did you know that Tulok is considered the top elden ring pve youtuber by a lot of people? Google Tulok tops other elden ring youtubers on your work computer to find out more.
I'm sorry you had to feel it first hand, but, I'm at least glad that the abject torture of trying to farm Thorned Whips I've always tried explaining is articulated to the world so clearly now
I feel the pain on the thorned whip. I farmed that sucker enough to get TWO of them because I was dual-wielding whips for that run. They ended up being pretty solid with poison on one and frost on the other to just constantly stack statuses, but I _did_ eventually replace them with two Hoslow whips because they were just better all around...
This has been probably your best video to date. Enjoyable with a tad too much salt but not an unhealthy amount. It’s also understandable why. Once again, fabulous video, will have playing as I play the game myself.
This might be my favorite youtube video ive ever watched, from the extremely well timed jokes to the dedication of the run, and that payoff for the ending, by all means this is a perfect elden ring video
hey incase you wanted to learn more about how fall damage works in elden ring, the youtuber illusory wall has two indepth videos about that! uhm but basically the difference between living a fall and dieing is down to the millimeter :)
Speaking of having a different weapon for different bosses, the lore states that the Leonine Misbegotten just have a penchant for stealing legendary weapons, which is why three of those weapons are in their hands. Well, I say “in their hands”, but what sucks is that only one of them actually uses what he drops, and the rest just have the standard greatsword - a huge missed opportunity, in my opinion.
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The dragon king crag blade aow isn’t bad it scripts malenia deals 80 poise damage charged with the tear scripts Elden beast, fire giant, mohg, Godfrey and even hits hard vs fortisax who has 80 lightning resist
Hey, where did the run place!???!?!?!
In sure it’s at least better then one sorcery😂😂😂
I wanna know that too @@MoonsMiseryprobably in low C or mid D tier given the KDA is mostly neutral but the time for them is so spaced?
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Cant believe they made 307 versions of "Not Great Stars"
When you think about it every weapon is just a variation of Great Stars. Uchi? That's a katana Great Stars. Vulgar Militia Saw? That's Halberd great stars. Erdtree seal? it's like great stars, but without stance pressure.
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033you’re a legend btw. Best PvE ER UA-camr hands down.
As both a spell enjoyer AND a Great Stars enjoyer I can report there’s actually more than that. And a bunch of them need fp and take ages to cast for some reason.
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033 Star Fists? That's just powerstanced fist Great Stars
Lusats staff? It's a rock. Rock is kinda like metal. It's pointy. Lusats staff is just great stars.
"Well...sword of."
How dare you make me laugh so hard when I was fully committed to having a depression day™
Your depression day is fine, you have inherent value as a person, and taking a day off is ok. Depression isn't a weakness, it's a sickness, and taking care of your mental health is just as important as taking care of your physical health. In Fort Haight.
Common @@tulokthebarbrarian2033 W
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033this tulok fellow. I like 'em. They're a real champ.
@@XaleManix Most wholesome Tarnished on the platform, I tell you.
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033sax solo from Men at Work's classic hit "Who can it be now?"🎷🎷🎷🎷
I can't believe you had to use 308 weapons to beat this game, I could have done it with 1
@@coinisinorbitbut balls significantly improve fisting ability
This was the way Fromsoft intended the game be played.
Kingdom Hearts: 308/165 Bosses
Brilliant.
Why does that look real
Hahahaha
It's true!
Damn. Better than 3 tho
this mans dedication to this game is astounding, he's probably the reason ive played so many runs of it.
Thanks, this is a great game, I love that I'm helping people love it.
Rusty: imma rank all elden ring weapons, surely no one can top that
Tulok: bet.
I'm not trying to top Rusty, so don't google that.
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033 I might google 'tulok tops rusty' on my work computer, who knows.
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033 Smh knew you were a bottom.
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033Currently on my work computer. You're too late.
Only google it on your work computer
"How i can say i want more Elden Ring when I still have veggies on my plate?"
Me who still haven't finished my Arcane build run: *nervously sweating rivers
rivers of blood of course!
@kyokuo-oj2jc lol my first thought exactly!
OOOO arcane can be so fun, the weapons are cracked
Don’t worry, I have 2 other unfinished builds and am currently makeing a cleanrot knight build. You’re not alone.
every goddamn time i reach the end game i start a new character because i find some cool item i wanna build around
The mamma mia joke has no business being so funny but i find myself laughing every time it comes up
**me seeing the Mamma Mia joke** here we go again
anyone have a timestamp so i can come back to it
You really had me with the end bit, I was so convinced that there could've been such a small error - but the payoff was PERFECT. Amazing video, such a fun one to watch, looking forward to more stuff with the DLC!!!
Chat was legitimately despairing during that moment. And then we laughed our asses off.
Once again, Soldier of Godrick proves his valor
"In 43 hours and 8 minutes"
So pretty normal length for my playthroughs.
That is probably the most insane challenge run I have ever seen in the history of Elden Ring
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Thanks we do our best here!
Would recommend to watch LilAggy and his world first randomizer no hit after maybe 1100 tries. Def kudos to Tulok and all the enjoyable content he's making, been loving and watching almost every if not every vid he have uploaded in the last 6 months or longer. Respect for this run tho might gave me another challenge run for Elden Ring after I try to get my deathless all bosses run, but if you call it most insane I would recommend to look into some other streamers/content creators as well.
Just wait for the longer run he's doing that he mentioned in the video that one is so crazy lmao
Up there with Gino's fist only that required fighting bosses for hours without dying and losing hours of progress.
A 2+ hour Tulok & Mango special?
Count me in!
... I thought all our videos were special :(
Is Miquella St. Trina?
Well, sword of.
**saxaphone**
🎶everywhere you look🎶
2:46 OK no but really, Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein is legitimately fantastic. Easily the best thing I had to read for school.
Considering how many of these have to have been farmed, I have mad respect. You’re a real one Tulok
Farming? a Man of my talents?
1:45:15 the deathrite bird had s from doing it's grab attack on the mimic tear.
It's actually funny to think about that players who only do single players don't know about this. The first time I played it was with a friend in seamless Co op and you learn that veeeeery quickly
THAT ENDING WAS PERFECT!!!!
PEAK FICTION!!
ABSOLUTE CINEMA!!!
AMAZING!!
I don't think I can properly transcribe the noise I made about the Sword of St Trina joke but I do know that I'm kind of sick and I did not need to laugh right now.
Counterpoint: you did need to laugh
I am dying laughing got to the part with the eclipse shotel and after you asked for the appropriate amount of applause got an ad with a guy watching his tv and saying this isnt fun
That's just raw talent on our end.
Since you’re probably open to suggestions while we’re waiting for dlc to drop, I noticed you don’t have a kaiden secret starting class, which is a shame given they’re all over limgrave and have some fire drip
watching this run was like raising a child and seeing them pass college
Comments are good for algorithms. Anyway, the Spanish gaol cave joke was very good.
Yeah, it's in the top 100 jokes in the video for sure.
this video is the first time i've seen the memory of grace actually saving your dropped runes (i didn't know it does that)
It worked that ONE situation! I guess...
Oh goddess, you got me with that Sword of St. Trina joke! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's one of the best one's for sure.
power stancing greatwords is crazy. power-stancing the iron greatsword let me second try malenia on my first full run (i was also a bit over leveled and had a +10 tiche)
Counterpoint: there is no "overlevelled" for Melania
I am abnormally salty that he got the magma curved sword on his second try...
Imagine gathering all Armor Sets next for maximum drip...
Ha... ha...
P.S. If you ever actually do a similar run in the future, try using the Twiggy Cracked Tear.
Also, the Gargoyle's Blackblade's Ash of War does actually have the Black Flame effect.
It has doT but doesn't have the health debuff
Thanks for getting me through a slow day by reminding me it could be worse.
I could be farming the thorned whip. Now to go on another Tulok content binge.
Around 1:45:20 The death rite bird was invulnerable since it had just grabbed the mimic tear, and everyone knows it's rude to interrupt when someone is eating. (I assume you just didn't see it was in a grab)
I'm only 10 minutes into the video and I have a feeling you're going to mention how weird it is that some enemies drop weapons they don't even use
Wait, is that true?
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033 the pages drop a bow despite having a crossbow in their offhand
Pages dropping bows and not crossbows makes me unreasonably angry, it's like. Why
@@vogunBurgundytbf they also drop perfumer bolts despite perfumers not using crossbows, it just feels like their survivors of cut content
Ok, you got me with the ending. I admit. You got me. There just isn't a more fitting way to end this challenge.
You and Skum nut have done some of the most insane and treacherous runs.
Gotta risk it for the content biscuit
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033 Exactly
Seems to be some sort of correlation between excessive sex jokes and horrible how-did-you-keep-your-sanity-to-the-end challenge runs
Before going in, I imagine the Moon Knight run feels like a cakewalk compared to this
There are 5 weapons I believe with the .5% drop rate. yikes
god damn thats a lot of weapons
One might say too many
Holy shit! You absolute madlad! Movie night today I guess, time to get cozy
It truly is going to be a movie
WELP, good to know i have something to have in the background during work today
As long as it plays, the algo is happy :)
I didn't know what happened to Patches after I found him in the Shaded Castle, asking us to give Tanith the castanets. I thought he died there.
I love that Patches sees you as a friend by the end. And that you can mercilessly slaughter him after you get the candlestick :3
16:04 relatable Also the puns in this video are absolutely DEADLY
This is gonna be a banger in my sleep video rotation
Sleep tight
The reason that the death rite bird was taking no damage because he was in a uninterruptible attack on your mimic. It’s like if Godrick used the dragon grab, your summoned friend or a summon can hurt him and visa versa
this video was absolute incredible i was so into it that my heart genuinely sank when the hand of malenia twist happened and then i clapped with excitement when you revealed you saved rick
A dimension 20 reference? I glad I watch such a man of culture.
I'm so glad you put the poison on the antspur rapier dual stanced with the frost rapier 😂 I ran half the game with that combo and was hoping you tried it 😊 love the video
It's pretty funny to use every status effect in the game
You have done it, now you are truly the Eldest Ring
She Eld on my Ring till I Shadow her Erdtree
Two hours of tulok, let’s go
Really puts the two in Tulok
THIS VIDEO IS PERFECT THANK YOU TULOK
I recently collected everything in the game and im so sorry you also had to experience the existential dread that comes with such a task
What system are you on?
@@brandandixon3943 Xbox. Not sure if that affects drop rates though
I've done something similar. I wanted to have EVERYTHING (including minimum Stats for weapons/spells) just because I thought it would be cool. Never again... so many Haligtree Knights have fallen only for me to realize I was farming the wrong ones for hours trying to get the Haligtree Crest Greatshield...
What system are you on?
I love the dad jockeys he makes
Elden Ring father is my goal
I cant believe I even choked up a little at the end. Not about the mistake but at the beautifully long setup for the finale. True brilliance in story telling.
I had a very rough day with no sleep, lots of work, and going to class while sick. BUT TWO HOURS OF TULOK AND MANGO CONTENT!! TODAY IS A GOOD DAY!!!!!
Hold.. is that ‘In the fields’ from Phantom Tracks?!?! Based Tulock.. well Tulock is always based but EVEN more based for amazing song choice from a great game.
That one is on Mango
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033 Even more Based Mango then.
I have realized.. I said Phantom Tracks not Spirit Tracks… still great game go play it.
Also got the song name wrong. It’s Realm overworld. That’s what I get making a claim on my lunch break…least I’m helping the algorithm
You see, I knew from the moment you said the snail was the last boss, that the true final boss would be my favorite of them all, the one, the only, Soldier of Godrick.
You may have fooled everyone, but I never forget the absolute chad of Elden Ring.
Finally, "Tukok & Mango, the feature length movie"
Love the streams and the videos, so much dedication
Bro, FINALLY someone talking about the scaled set on the weeping peninsula merchant by the night's cavalry. Super early, cheap, good weight to defense/ratio. Always my first go to as a Wretch right before grabbing the Sacrificial Axe.
Didn't expect that ending but I had a feeling something was missing. Hope you're still sane (at least as sane as you were before this run) after this
This was so entertaining, I can't believe the level of quality of the script you maintained for the entirety of its duration.
Very good job.
Oh lord
This a whole ass feature length extended cut movie
Gotta get my popcorn for this
the nobles thrusting sword you get from a similar enemy to the nobles slender sword took me 7 and half hours of constant farming
You sir, are the man of a million references! The fact you managed to fit a "Who's on First" clip in makes me so happy! Awesome video! 😄
After this, I dont think I will ever be able to enjoy a normal length T&M video again. Great video, 10/10.
This is exactly what I needed, stuck in a hotel with nothing else to do strap in this will be a long one
Google "Getting a long one in the hotel room" on your Hotel Wifi for more information
I think the “easiest” way to farm those triple rotten crystallians at the Haligtree is using Night Maidens mist. It goes through their hyper defense, one charged cloud will hit all 3 if aimed correctly, and doesn’t trigger aggro. Only takes 3 casts. Takes a minute though, so if you’re trying for speed probably not the fastest way, but is likely the least headache inducing.
Hey, the flamethrower trap does give bows and crossbows ONE (1) purpose: you can shoot it from far away and it shuts down! Way easier than trying to roll past it!
1:45:20, the game works, the bird just grabbed the mimic
cool video, i can understand the sick satisfaction of gathering all items in a game
Great video. Lost some sleep because of the time of day I found it. That ending was perfect.
obviously i haven't watched the video yet but the title alone is crazy
It's actually pretty straight forward, this is what we did!
34:29 "This is when some people in chat revealed they were horny for Varré."
Counterpoint, I like villains and he calls me lambkin. But I am an equal oppothirstist for Big Boggart, who is one of the prettiest male NPCs in the game under the mask.
If I could add a Like to this video every time that I wanted to throughout this saga, it’d have about 20 more than it does. Well done Phil and Cory on this Herculean task!
I want you to know. I finished this after 4 days (I'm a parent and in school I watch in chunks). And just for you, I'm going to watch this video again tomorrow like you requested. Thanks for the goofs and gafs.
You’ve genuinely gotta be my favorite elden ring UA-camr. No one else does it like u 🙏
I saw the length of this video and thought this is the long project that ended up making you take a 13 hour stream day for a shorter video. But there’s another bigger project coming? I’m excited
It's gonna take me a few days to watch this, but it's going to be a great few days
I like to think of it as "Leftovers content"
2 hours ?!? Damn Phil, thank you for this massive video! Hope you are doing well.
P.S.: also thank you editor for making this video possible.
Can’t wait to see the weapons I never used ever!
There's too many, but they're all pretty fine
Tulok, I love your videos. I was so frustrated with elden rings for the longest tike because I just couldn't get it, and everyone online said "Oh don't use spirit ashes, if you use spirit ashes you're a scrub" or things like "Oh don't use blasphemous blade or similar weapons, they're op and you're not playing the game if you use those" and then I watch you play and you're having fun with this beautiful game and you talk about how spirit ashes are an intended item in the game and like, something inside me clicks. I went from never having beaten the game, or even gotten to farum azula, to having beat the game 3 times and getting 100% achievements in 1 a little less than a week. Thank you so much, you're such an awesome dude and you inspired me to play a game I love in a way that has fun and not care what anyone else says. I appreciate you and will always watch your content. Thanks man. Also, did you know that Tulok is considered the top elden ring pve youtuber by a lot of people? Google Tulok tops other elden ring youtubers on your work computer to find out more.
A 2 hour video?? We're eating so good today
Get that fork and knife, it's dinner time
Your work is both admirable, and appreciated!
For some reason, using the Hand of Malenia on Rick, Soldier of God is hilarious. The weapon of the strongest boss against the tutorial boss
That... that was incredible! the jokes the scrip, the end! We thought we reached peak quality, but we can climb even more!!
I'm sorry you had to feel it first hand, but, I'm at least glad that the abject torture of trying to farm Thorned Whips I've always tried explaining is articulated to the world so clearly now
That was EPIC. Thank you and great call saving the absolute best boss for last!
55:26 It’s a little hard to believe, but in Elden Ring the gap between when you take zero damage from a fall and instant death is FOUR METERS
actually became my favourite elden ring youtuber from one video. crazy. almost as crazy as the ending
I feel the pain on the thorned whip. I farmed that sucker enough to get TWO of them because I was dual-wielding whips for that run. They ended up being pretty solid with poison on one and frost on the other to just constantly stack statuses, but I _did_ eventually replace them with two Hoslow whips because they were just better all around...
26:01 A Mr. Show reference in 2024??? fkn wild
That bait and switch at the end was actually goated
This has been probably your best video to date. Enjoyable with a tad too much salt but not an unhealthy amount. It’s also understandable why. Once again, fabulous video, will have playing as I play the game myself.
Holy algorithm Batman! We've been blessed on this day
We do our best here :)
This might be my favorite youtube video ive ever watched, from the extremely well timed jokes to the dedication of the run, and that payoff for the ending, by all means this is a perfect elden ring video
I must say it, seeing this guy farming a stupid amount of weapon is surprisingly entertaining
Now i wanna see Tulok's guide on how to collect *everything in the game*
hey incase you wanted to learn more about how fall damage works in elden ring, the youtuber illusory wall has two indepth videos about that! uhm but basically the difference between living a fall and dieing is down to the millimeter :)
i will now sing every 4 syllable weapon like Mama Mia, my friends are going to love this, thank you phil
meteoric ore blade sakka build and you could use the iron cleaver as his boomerange omg i would love that
“Sword of” joke undefeated in making me laugh
Definitively your finest work, as it includes a needle drop from King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard!
Speaking of having a different weapon for different bosses, the lore states that the Leonine Misbegotten just have a penchant for stealing legendary weapons, which is why three of those weapons are in their hands. Well, I say “in their hands”, but what sucks is that only one of them actually uses what he drops, and the rest just have the standard greatsword - a huge missed opportunity, in my opinion.
I didn't know that wolves have a textile industry! Fascinating.