10 types of Black Metal fans

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  • @pergproductions
    @pergproductions 3 роки тому +1744

    One day Farvann will say something to piss off Kpop Twitter and that salute will resurface out of context

  • @H-Real_8
    @H-Real_8 3 роки тому +1438

    "But I'm Muslim and my name is Christian" 😂

    • @Masher2025
      @Masher2025 3 роки тому +52

      Kristian*

    • @benbutut6303
      @benbutut6303 3 роки тому +18

      That makes me laugh too

    • @cemblabla
      @cemblabla 3 роки тому +5

      I don't get it.

    • @dnrd373
      @dnrd373 3 роки тому +16

      @@cemblabla Müslümanım diyor ama aynı zamanda adım Cristian diyor, Cristian Hristiyan anlamına geliyor

    • @G3E007
      @G3E007 3 роки тому +13

      @@dnrd373 habria sido aun mas divertido que vivera en israel

  • @Megadeth7811
    @Megadeth7811 3 роки тому +849

    There are actually three types of black metal fans:
    1. The elitists
    2. The people who just got here
    3. The boomer elitists

    • @TheVioletBunny
      @TheVioletBunny 3 роки тому +103

      4. Zoomer posers

    • @italovs4592
      @italovs4592 3 роки тому +11

      hellenic black metal

    • @mark2529
      @mark2529 3 роки тому +2

      @@italovs4592 I certainly know some of those😏

    • @evilemuempire9550
      @evilemuempire9550 3 роки тому +9

      Let’s not forget the n@zi, though I guess they could be covered by elitests

    • @mark2529
      @mark2529 3 роки тому +24

      @@evilemuempire9550 Yes us nazi's are elitists.

  • @jacklynland3109
    @jacklynland3109 3 роки тому +480

    I love how you acted shocked at the thought of Powerwolf not being a black metal band.

    • @sina.r2390
      @sina.r2390 3 роки тому +4

      Happened to me a few weeks ago 😂🤘🏻

    • @Werewolf914
      @Werewolf914 3 роки тому +15

      What are they I always thought they were Power Metal? I mean Powers even in the name, I don't see the Black Metal connection I guess they wear Corpse paint and have a few songs about Demons but their songs aren't Satanic, or about White Supremacy, Winter, Loneliness, or Depression and suicide like you'd think of when you think of different kinds of Black Metal.

    • @grafdrakulaii7545
      @grafdrakulaii7545 3 роки тому +22

      @@Werewolf914 Powerwolf is Power Metal and I gotta say I love their stuff. It sounds so evil yet so theatrical.

    • @SmutnyCzlek
      @SmutnyCzlek Місяць тому

      yeah fucking peak performance

  • @bryanmons3463
    @bryanmons3463 3 роки тому +911

    Uh oh, Farvann's going to german prison for that Sieg Heil.

    • @bryanmons3463
      @bryanmons3463 3 роки тому +351

      @@Farvann Farv Vikernes

    • @dftns
      @dftns 3 роки тому +17

      @@bryanmons3463 😆

    • @redpilledrhodesian1407
      @redpilledrhodesian1407 3 роки тому +34

      @@Farvann Varg approves

    • @RedmarKerkhof
      @RedmarKerkhof 3 роки тому +45

      You can use your left arm to avoid breaking the law on a technicality. But what's kvlt about that, right?

    • @RogueBoyScout
      @RogueBoyScout 3 роки тому +2

      @@Farvann 🤣

  • @bretttharpwriter
    @bretttharpwriter 3 роки тому +672

    I actually laughed out loud at the eastern european one, so true.

    • @Mindfuck502
      @Mindfuck502 2 роки тому +93

      And it always baffles me. Because I mean for the Nazis they were primarily slaves and Lebensraum. :D

    • @darkfrozenwinterstar3639
      @darkfrozenwinterstar3639 2 роки тому +82

      @@Mindfuck502 Yeah, but most people don’t hate the crime itself, they just hate being the victims instead of being the perpetrators and that is a fucking shame.
      One good thing about the love for Underground scene: There are so many possible choices that you can listen to a lot of awesome bands without being dependent on NSBM bullshit

    • @BlackMetalNoobBassist
      @BlackMetalNoobBassist 2 роки тому +14

      Romanian here,I can confirm

    • @miljanamladenovic4928
      @miljanamladenovic4928 2 роки тому

      Here in Serbia the neo-scum usually listens to trap and rap, bm fans end up studying Scandinavian languages

    • @Volzotran
      @Volzotran 2 роки тому

      @@BlackMetalNoobBassist but you were considered an untermensch and not white, kinda laughable and sad to be a ""nazi"" then

  • @blackmetalden
    @blackmetalden 3 роки тому +341

    You forgot about the elusive black metal fan that will rarely appear who are just excited for anyone to listen to black metal and will verbally vomit 100 bands at anyone who's at all interested in listening to it.

    • @Mp57navy
      @Mp57navy 3 роки тому +46

      Hey! You like Black metal? Try listening to Acedia Mundi, Adyire, Akrotheism and Aversio Humanitatis. Letter B next? 🤣🤣

    • @blackmetalgroot9233
      @blackmetalgroot9233 3 роки тому +18

      Have to say that that 100% describes me.

    • @blackmetalden
      @blackmetalden 3 роки тому +3

      @@blackmetalgroot9233 haha same

    • @BalanceOvOpposites
      @BalanceOvOpposites 3 роки тому +7

      Basically goes with the "undercover" though

    • @dropshot5791
      @dropshot5791 2 роки тому +23

      Well that's because when you find a black metal fan it's like you've found gold! At least where I live.

  • @domenicogulla8020
    @domenicogulla8020 3 роки тому +107

    Allright, let's see if anyone can name 1000 underground bands from San Marino. 🇸🇲

    • @guitarplayer1495
      @guitarplayer1495 3 роки тому +21

      1000 underground bands from San Marino

    • @riccardocossu9141
      @riccardocossu9141 3 роки тому +6

      @@guitarplayer1495 cha cha real smooth.

    • @ЫгыгыгГыгыгович
      @ЫгыгыгГыгыгович 3 роки тому +16

      lol, it will be easy
      1. hmm..
      2. ...
      3. are there any black metal bands in San Marino?
      4. wait a minute...
      ...
      1000. Necrofilia!.. oh shit, this is death metal...

    • @tyrantabyss
      @tyrantabyss 3 роки тому +32

      Even more challenging: "Name 1000 underground black metal bands from Vatican City" 😁

    • @Cthulhu_Awaken
      @Cthulhu_Awaken 3 роки тому +3

      @@tyrantabyss ...or Mount Athos.

  • @Nyktosofficial
    @Nyktosofficial 3 роки тому +192

    The Eastern European 1 definitely caught me off guard because I couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes 🤣

    • @adhominem_
      @adhominem_ 2 роки тому +1

      I scared my dog with a spontaneous laugh at that moment

    • @maevethefox5912
      @maevethefox5912 2 роки тому

      @@adhominem_ I sent my cat rocketing off the couch xD

  • @ralitsazheleva8606
    @ralitsazheleva8606 3 роки тому +158

    I hope the Eastern European joke doesn’t come at a great cost. 😂💀💀

  • @Vendemerk
    @Vendemerk 3 роки тому +83

    Ahhh yes, Kiss is my favorite Black Metal band

  • @timothymckane6362
    @timothymckane6362 3 роки тому +124

    In before Farvann gets canceled for making that infamous salute.

    • @avocadocommander
      @avocadocommander 3 роки тому +1

      He wont get cancelled

    • @Romper_Stomper_
      @Romper_Stomper_ 2 роки тому +2

      Clipped and sent to the ADL

    • @boristheblade569
      @boristheblade569 2 роки тому +4

      He can. He's German, it's heritage.

    • @lvshvsl2305
      @lvshvsl2305 2 роки тому

      Well, we have russian localization of this video. And not just this video.
      Just be quiet, it's a secret (no).

    • @Fiction_Supreme
      @Fiction_Supreme 2 роки тому +3

      He'll be fine. It's all satire anyway.

  • @wAVE1337
    @wAVE1337 3 роки тому +805

    as an eastern european, I can confirm that the representation of eastern european black metalheads is 100% accurate

  • @rokiniiyama4306
    @rokiniiyama4306 3 роки тому +141

    Those videos are so hilarious. I loved the Dark Funeral thing in the end lol

  • @Maedroth
    @Maedroth 3 роки тому +66

    0:23 Could be worse, I've met someone who thought Black Veil Brides were black metal.

    • @redpilledrhodesian1407
      @redpilledrhodesian1407 3 роки тому +13

      they're not?

    • @GraveyardShift-tl6ri
      @GraveyardShift-tl6ri 3 роки тому +8

      dude cmon yes they are! wtf! have you even SEEN their sick corpse paint tho?! its sooooo kvlt

    • @nikolas3198
      @nikolas3198 3 роки тому +13

      @@GraveyardShift-tl6ri nah Kiss is the best black metal band

    • @sunolili862
      @sunolili862 3 роки тому +4

      told a guy once i liked black metal and he told his friends i was BVB fan💀

    • @FIFTHSUN2012
      @FIFTHSUN2012 3 роки тому +2

      They are in fact a Hot Topix band.

  • @rd6144
    @rd6144 Рік тому +14

    I will never apologise for Darkthrone being my favourite black metal band.

  • @immortalgraveyard2099
    @immortalgraveyard2099 3 роки тому +23

    0:53 - debut Bathory's album is the very last good black metal release.

    • @samotargos5199
      @samotargos5199 3 роки тому +8

      They sold out by that point.

    • @MetalTrabant
      @MetalTrabant 3 роки тому +8

      @@samotargos5199 Yeah, the demo songs on Scandinavian Metal Attack were the real shit! :D

  • @horizonbvb8290
    @horizonbvb8290 2 роки тому +19

    Im not even listening to black metal, but your videos still gets me. I think you are damn well comedian, even your face so fucking charismatic. I love it, man

  • @horsepuncher95
    @horsepuncher95 3 роки тому +37

    I've been trying to explain to my non metalhead friends what the black metal community is like for years, this vid is all I need now

  • @broncoxy
    @broncoxy 3 роки тому +39

    1:04 will send you to meme hell... and you knew it you crazy man

  • @joolz666
    @joolz666 3 роки тому +7

    0:49 has just finished me. I shall stop watching the video to work on my 1000+ Black Metal bands from the Vatican list...

  • @luthimoon3333
    @luthimoon3333 3 роки тому +43

    hey farvann I don't listen to metal at all so no idea why your channel was recommended to me lol, but i stayed because your content is awesome and you seem like a genuine guy. keep it up!

    • @brontiq
      @brontiq 3 роки тому +8

      Perhaps this could be your first step in the right direction - towards metal 😜🤘

    • @Werewolf914
      @Werewolf914 3 роки тому +3

      You probably won't like Metal if you started with Black, but hopefully you do give it a chance one day.

    • @evilemuempire9550
      @evilemuempire9550 3 роки тому

      You’ve got to be like .0001% of people watching this video

  • @vood00killer
    @vood00killer 3 роки тому +17

    "No I'm not wearing black metal clothes because I'm an INDIVIDUAL"
    XDDD this is literally me IRL. Your humor is always so on point and priceless, keep it up friend.

  • @goatnoises1657
    @goatnoises1657 3 роки тому +18

    My friends would make three more categories;
    - The poser; wears a lot of nittens and leathers with corpse paint, like immortal.
    - The only listen to second wave black, they are the only trve cvlt
    - BURZUM is the best if you ask me ( talks about filosofem as the only thing, and paganism, a little political)

    • @demiandesu
      @demiandesu 3 роки тому +2

      >talks about filosofem as the only thing
      do we know each other?

    • @goatnoises1657
      @goatnoises1657 3 роки тому

      @@demiandesu well, that would make it a category ;)

    • @pricepillagers1549
      @pricepillagers1549 3 роки тому +1

      All three of those basically describe what's known as the 'hipster'.

  • @Ivan4n09
    @Ivan4n09 3 роки тому +9

    At first I was like "how did he get away with this thumbnail?" And then I realised it's a new video

  • @octomanf-zero
    @octomanf-zero 3 роки тому +14

    Thank you for giving us so much joy. This video was a roar again.

  • @Frosty4427
    @Frosty4427 3 роки тому +17

    Can't wait for Sablast to see this

  • @apuapustaja3503
    @apuapustaja3503 3 роки тому +7

    Oh boy that video won't be here for long

  • @realAtomfried
    @realAtomfried 3 роки тому +6

    Einfach mal hoffen, dass der Hitlergruß nicht für Zweckentfremdungen oder schlechte Memes genutzt wird. Aber es beweist schon Mut, sowas ins Internet zu stellen :D

    • @TheSerpentKing
      @TheSerpentKing 3 роки тому

      Man sieht die Hand nicht, ist also offen zur Interpretation. Hat er schon gut gemacht und blöde isser ja auch nicht.

    • @schadenfreude7812
      @schadenfreude7812 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheSerpentKing Naja man sieht es schon ziemlich eindeutig. Hoffe mal dass das nicht nach hinten losgeht für ihn.

  • @chrissyswifey
    @chrissyswifey 12 днів тому +1

    the thumbnail is insane 😭😭

  • @erikdahlgren6656
    @erikdahlgren6656 3 роки тому +5

    Me before clicking on this video: Spicy thumbnail. I guess this is what we call a foreshadow.
    After the video: Well at least we will get to hear some good dungeon synth dsbm when he gets out of prison.

  • @ЫгыгыгГыгыгович
    @ЫгыгыгГыгыгович 3 роки тому +14

    10 types of fans: clockwise rotation, counterclockwise rotation...

  • @WhiteBSX
    @WhiteBSX 8 місяців тому +4

    Salute to you back, from germany 🙋‍♂

    • @WhiteBSX
      @WhiteBSX 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Farvann Haha, hätt ick mir schon denken könne, vom Akzent klangst du aber irgendwie eher holländisch oder ähnlich 😅😂👍

    • @WhiteBSX
      @WhiteBSX 8 місяців тому

      @@Farvann Das ist ja geil, ich leb' in MV, kann nichtmal nach Polen laufen aber ist nah dran 😂👍

  • @philipperinguette3370
    @philipperinguette3370 Місяць тому +1

    I am undercover, but not cringe like in the video. I don't wear band shirts most of the time. I look boring, but got bold taste in music.

  • @naechtl
    @naechtl 3 роки тому +9

    1:11 striborgs sound is unmistakable

    • @RainbowDashPoni
      @RainbowDashPoni 3 роки тому

      Do you happen to know the songs name?

    • @naechtl
      @naechtl 3 роки тому +3

      @@RainbowDashPoni kinda , im pretty sure its from spiritual catharsis

    • @RainbowDashPoni
      @RainbowDashPoni 3 роки тому

      @@naechtl Well, time to check it out then. Thanks!

    • @madkhaliqfarhan
      @madkhaliqfarhan 2 роки тому +1

      @@naechtl "Black Metal is the Forest Calling"

  • @tvenningmedia4334
    @tvenningmedia4334 3 роки тому +2

    1:04 Uh oh, we got a new Count Dankula case...

  • @julkazjutuba
    @julkazjutuba 3 роки тому +154

    Wanted to show Eastern European metal fans; shows Polish ruling party.

    • @demiandesu
      @demiandesu 3 роки тому +4

      >Wanted to show Eastern European metal fans; shows Polish

    • @einschandmaul4931
      @einschandmaul4931 3 роки тому +6

      Still better than the opposition.

    • @julkazjutuba
      @julkazjutuba 3 роки тому +1

      @@einschandmaul4931 Same shit

    • @Druskibruu
      @Druskibruu 3 роки тому +1

      Hails to Poland.

    • @Userius1
      @Userius1 3 роки тому +1

      @@einschandmaul4931 Even Korwin-Mikke hates PiS. That's funny.

  • @joemack7709
    @joemack7709 3 роки тому +7

    I view myself as a listener type fan for black metal rather than a hardcore obsessed fan. I will admit, extreme metal is therapeutic to listen to than anything on mainstream radio.

  • @russianhunger8784
    @russianhunger8784 3 роки тому +33

    But I'm Christian. And my name is Muslim

  • @Angie-zk4ei
    @Angie-zk4ei 9 днів тому +1

    0:08 welcome to being a girl in metal, no matter the subgenre. We are so tired.

    • @Netherghoul
      @Netherghoul 8 днів тому

      It just comes with it. Look on the brightside, you can make people look foolish

  • @Icarus2land
    @Icarus2land 2 роки тому +3

    I'm the "can't go 5 seconds without making a black metal reference" type of person

  • @palpatine152
    @palpatine152 9 місяців тому +1

    I’m type number 11, a person whose favourite black metal bands are Dimmu Borgir and Cradle of Filth hah

  • @dronenpc6877
    @dronenpc6877 3 роки тому +11

    Darkthrone probably the longest living band that didn't sell out

    • @Squant
      @Squant Рік тому

      Longest living band that didn't sell out to a fault.

    • @vOddy75
      @vOddy75 Рік тому

      @@Squant Selling in is no better than selling out

  • @FlashmanVC
    @FlashmanVC 3 роки тому +8

    Laughed out loud at “the Eastern European”

  • @arisistrevolt
    @arisistrevolt Рік тому +3

    As an Eastern European, Its true that we all listen to M8L8TH and we throw roman salutes 60 times a day

  • @GodKiller97
    @GodKiller97 Рік тому +1

    My favorite black metal person is the one who is just normal and puts on DSBM on their way to work while they get morning coffee then goes home and makes dinner and pets their cat then drinks brews on the weekend with the boys

  • @KeymoEmbryo
    @KeymoEmbryo 3 роки тому +7

    your videos always speak 100% accurate facts, awesome stuff! \m/

  • @kingink7964
    @kingink7964 3 роки тому +21

    eastern european one is too accurate xddd

    • @uauser-ez5ye8mf4m
      @uauser-ez5ye8mf4m 3 роки тому +6

      @Super Sharp Shooter many bands here, in Ukraine, Poland, Russia is extremely nationalists (anti jew, prowar etc) and use music to promote right wing ideas. But stupid dumbass mix nationalizm and Naismith, so Farvann displayed wide spreader prejudice.
      And yes, there some Tru nazis here ;-)

    • @kingink7964
      @kingink7964 3 роки тому +8

      @Super Sharp Shooter the n*zis have spread like a plague here (despite how ironic that is). many bands from post-soviet countries here in eastern europe are ns or just sketchy overall, plus usually when you hear about bands from those places they're ns/sketchy. when you hear poland you might think mgla or plaga. when you hear ukraine you might think nokturnal mortum or drudkh. so on and so forth.

    • @uauser-ez5ye8mf4m
      @uauser-ez5ye8mf4m 3 роки тому +2

      @Super Sharp Shooter that's the point! BM scene in Ukraine purely targeted against Russians (and majority of bankers ;-) ). So it can be called ultra-nationalists but not NZi and not racist.
      So, You can visit like Khors, White Ward, NO, 1914, Hell:on, Sectorial or Nokturnal Mortum and slam in safe but there is some little exceptions (m8l8th) where some really racist can make problem.

    • @Mitchery
      @Mitchery 3 роки тому

      @@uauser-ez5ye8mf4m Dafuq is 'Naismith'? 🤔

    • @uauser-ez5ye8mf4m
      @uauser-ez5ye8mf4m 3 роки тому

      @@Mitchery sorry, was n_a_z_i_z_m, but something went wrong - phone or YT

  • @AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic
    @AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic 3 роки тому +113

    This was great, I'm kinda the opposite of the "Only listens to old stuff" guy. I love Dissection and Emperor, and Satyricon is pretty cool, but I primarily listen to modern black metal.
    Spectral Wound, Stormkeep, Wolves In The Throne Room, Night Crowned, and Suffering Hour all released banger albums last year if y'all want some suggestions!

    • @Mp57navy
      @Mp57navy 3 роки тому +12

      Yep. New black metal with non-shitty sound quality is a large portion of the metal community, IMO.

    • @AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic
      @AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic 3 роки тому +7

      @@Mp57navy for sure, I may be kind of a normie in that sense, but I love the melodies and voicings of rhe genre, so I wanna hear em. That said, my favorite "black metal" band is probably Imperial Triumphant, they're just so weird and crushing that I can't help to love them

    • @fbiguy5269
      @fbiguy5269 3 роки тому +5

      Thanks for listing all these bands! I only recently got into blackmetal and I'm looking for new bands to listen to. The only band I already knew is Stormkeep found them a few days ago. Probably played Tales of Othertime for like 2 million times.

    • @AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic
      @AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic 3 роки тому +4

      @@fbiguy5269 sure thing! I'm more or less in the same boat, and I've been delving deeper into the genre over the last year or so. I've always liked blackened influence, but it took me a while to understand the genre itself. But yes, that album is absolutely fantastic, definitely one I will return to often!

    • @hannahkozlovic1715
      @hannahkozlovic1715 3 роки тому +15

      Wolves in the Throne Room is for sure one of my favourite bands. This might be an unpopular opinion but I always thought black metal is at its best when combined with other sounds and genres, because it makes it more unpredictable and interesting while also having the rawness that I like from black metal. Of course I still love straight up black metal and listen to it all the time, but black metal combined with other things has gotta be my favourite.

  • @souleimanejacques1976
    @souleimanejacques1976 3 роки тому +11

    Kiss is my favorite black metal band !

  • @westernwarden8758
    @westernwarden8758 3 роки тому +9

    Ah yes everyone remembers the reggae era
    of black metal

  • @crapaudivre1517
    @crapaudivre1517 10 місяців тому

    Awesome Farvann! Thank you!

  • @mojyoqueen350
    @mojyoqueen350 3 роки тому +6

    I love powerwolf. I feel happy you mantion it. Even if they're not black metal, they're kings of comedy.

  • @mach2223
    @mach2223 3 роки тому +2

    1:05 You know which album has a great snare sound? My Useless Life's self-titled. Love that.

  • @irishjoe9195
    @irishjoe9195 3 роки тому +5

    Oh Hi Farv!

  • @abboed.4076
    @abboed.4076 Рік тому +5

    Funny, I remember buying a ticket to a 'black metal' concert back in 1995, expecting something like Venom, Possessed or (early) Sodom.
    The kind of stuff I used to listen to as a teenager about 10 years earlier.
    Headliner was Marduk, goosebumps.
    Thought black metal had died out, but actually was pleasantly surprised it not only revived, but this new wave of BM had become even more extreme than the music I was listening to at the time (extreme death, grind, etc.).
    It would become my favourite style of music for the next decade and still listening the stuff like old Dark Funeral, Marduk & Immortal albums from time to time. 🤟😉

  • @Justafoo_04
    @Justafoo_04 3 роки тому +5

    The Eastern European a little sus 😳

  • @ravioli-ravioli
    @ravioli-ravioli Місяць тому

    1:08 god damned, that's actually me, when i showing my friends another raw bm album i found on the yt that sounds like a storm weather recorded via $0.5 ali express microphone

  • @vladaprilason
    @vladaprilason 3 роки тому +6

    The southern European was epic, lol.
    Cheers!!

  • @Equinsu_Ocha69
    @Equinsu_Ocha69 3 роки тому +4

    He finally did it, he did the Nazi salute in the thumbnail

  • @EpicGamer-vn8wc
    @EpicGamer-vn8wc 3 роки тому +42

    I love how your doing more skits I love them a lot keep up a good work
    Edit 0:35 that killed me 🤣 I’m Muslim lol

    • @بسيلا-ن2خ
      @بسيلا-ن2خ 3 роки тому +6

      Lol me too

    • @walidahmed9882
      @walidahmed9882 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah that one makes me laugh crazy

    • @EpicGamer-vn8wc
      @EpicGamer-vn8wc 3 роки тому +9

      @@بسيلا-ن2خ Salam brother or sister good to know I met a Muslim who like heavy metal

    • @بسيلا-ن2خ
      @بسيلا-ن2خ 3 роки тому +5

      @@EpicGamer-vn8wc there's many of us out there brother 🤘

    • @EpicGamer-vn8wc
      @EpicGamer-vn8wc 3 роки тому +3

      @@بسيلا-ن2خ Ik brother still amazing to meet a Muslim metalhead just makes me feel good as my mum shames me listen to metal

  • @natethebesttt
    @natethebesttt 3 роки тому

    Busts out the king yellowman CD. You surprise me more and more with each upload, man.

  • @viterzg1r
    @viterzg1r 3 роки тому +3

    Hail Sablast🍻
    That was the craziest moment 😁

  • @Meduurtje
    @Meduurtje 3 роки тому +1

    Welp that was a risky joke

  • @Lotastic_Films
    @Lotastic_Films 3 роки тому +4

    Wow, you had "Sarblast" on the show. Awesome xD

  • @gandalf8216
    @gandalf8216 3 роки тому +1

    *Smacks old cassette player blasting indecipherable noise*
    That... is black metal.

  • @finnjons3792
    @finnjons3792 3 роки тому +8

    Jokes aside, Yellowman is actually pretty good. Though I prefer to listen to him more in the summer

    • @DJ-lm2lb
      @DJ-lm2lb 3 роки тому +1

      Did not expect to see a Yellowman CD lol

  • @theshinken
    @theshinken 2 роки тому +2

    There's also that one avantgarde black metal fan that you'll find discussing the references and intricacies of minute 13 of a song called "-1" while being stoned as fuck.

  • @RogueBoyScout
    @RogueBoyScout 3 роки тому +6

    I really love this channel. And /i don't even listen to Black Metal (Up until a few months ago, I didn't even realise that Celtic Frost was the best metal band of all time, and my favourite). I don't know how I found this channel, but I am glad I did. Excellent funny content. I am a fan of the more commercial(?) metal bands. But I feel Satan must love me, because I made sure my younger brother's first concert was Slayer in Sydney (around '97, i think)

    • @Mitchery
      @Mitchery 3 роки тому +1

      Check out Hellhammer.

  • @bugsbunny2183
    @bugsbunny2183 11 місяців тому

    Everything is so cold, everything is so dark, I remember it as if it were from a dream.

  • @Dizka92
    @Dizka92 3 роки тому +8

    Боженьки, я счастлива, что когда-то нашла этот канал :3

  • @jamescleary380
    @jamescleary380 7 місяців тому

    Brother ! Look i know im hella late on this one but i just recently found your channel ( or started watching it i guess ) . This one is spot on ! Every single character i think ive met in person . Hey , if the music moves something inside you then it is all good no matter what the genre . Cannot hardly tolerate some of these new ( and old) " black metal elitists" . If a black metal band wants good production - i say go for it - as long as the music has teeth we are all good. By way of comparison, if its cold and grim and was recorded on a potato ,cool, if the music is there , enjoy the artists vision .
    Any way , great vid , you got a sub bro ! Hails from San Diego - california .

  • @fenrizara
    @fenrizara 3 роки тому +5

    This is all too accurate lol

  • @supadupasexiestguy
    @supadupasexiestguy Рік тому

    thats a crazy thumbnail my man

  • @くろ月
    @くろ月 3 роки тому +3

    I don't know why but Sablast parody killed me🤣

  • @TheLeviathan13
    @TheLeviathan13 3 роки тому +2

    im 100% the "everything was better in the old days" guy xD

  • @grim_t-888
    @grim_t-888 3 роки тому +5

    I'm a Southern European black metalhead...Worst mistake of my life

    • @demiandesu
      @demiandesu 3 роки тому

      what was the joke about?

  • @ASTRANOMICON
    @ASTRANOMICON 2 роки тому +1

    "what type are you?"
    me, clad in antique clothes complete with frilly blouses and flowing skirts: me? a black metal fan? absolutely not.......

  • @thelombaxsystemtv7492
    @thelombaxsystemtv7492 3 роки тому +4

    My favourite Black Metal band is Cradle Of Filth, because they definitely sound like Sum41!

    • @Mitchery
      @Mitchery 3 роки тому

      *Wat*

    • @thelombaxsystemtv7492
      @thelombaxsystemtv7492 3 роки тому +2

      @@Mitchery
      Yes, Sum41 can do Black Metal waaayyy better!!!!
      Dude, if it isn't obvious enough for You, I'm just messing around, man! 😂😂😂

    • @Mitchery
      @Mitchery 3 роки тому +1

      @@thelombaxsystemtv7492 I know, bro 😎

    • @thelombaxsystemtv7492
      @thelombaxsystemtv7492 2 роки тому +1

      @@Mitchery 😉🤘

  • @Masher2025
    @Masher2025 3 роки тому +2

    Sablast collab after a while! wow!

  • @Tronderose
    @Tronderose 3 роки тому +3

    Slightly disappointed that Norwegian black metal fans didn't have their own segment! What is this "Southern-" and "Eastern European" you speak of? We only do Northern!

    • @Mitchery
      @Mitchery 3 роки тому +1

      We're certainly nothing like the Eastern European one.

  • @tyrantabyss
    @tyrantabyss 3 роки тому +1

    Now I am going to watch a UA-cam video of Mister Yellowman and then post the following comment: "Who came here because of Farvann's video on the 10 types of black metal fans?"

  • @FutschasAnanas
    @FutschasAnanas 3 роки тому +4

    1:22 me at a concerts. haha

  • @ShotgunBoy7
    @ShotgunBoy7 Рік тому

    Keep the good work bro

  • @madkhaliqfarhan
    @madkhaliqfarhan 3 роки тому +3

    "And I'm a Muslim but my name is Christian" Duh. I'm a Malaysian Muslim (Hidup Pak Long!) and my name is Farhan but even that will never stop me from listening to Black Metal songs on Reddit! 😎

    • @mordechaifrizis7231
      @mordechaifrizis7231 3 роки тому +3

      Right. Without joke, I'm a religious Orthodox Jew (and Rabbi) and I listen also to black metal

  • @Yoshi92
    @Yoshi92 3 роки тому +2

    Another instant classic video.

  • @mrnomore666
    @mrnomore666 3 роки тому +12

    Мне нужен мой личный Farvann, который бы говорил мне " that's ok" и улыбался

  • @欣博李
    @欣博李 Рік тому +2

    I burst into laughter when I see the Eastern European one 😂

  • @aivisabele
    @aivisabele 3 роки тому +11

    Eastern European: My favorite black metal band is Nord Stream 2.

  • @iminyourcloset388
    @iminyourcloset388 2 роки тому +1

    "Name 1000 underground metal bands from each country" me trying to imagine a black metal Scene in the Vatican or north Korea.

  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta 2 роки тому +9

    Mister Yellowman is by far Dark Funerals best album. Another great underground bm album to check out is Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Behemoth

  • @mrbushwookie6051
    @mrbushwookie6051 2 роки тому +1

    We're is me. The clinically depressed DSBM fan

  • @pasqualeoscarcricri4024
    @pasqualeoscarcricri4024 3 роки тому +7

    What the hell was that southern european thing?

  • @unstoppableawesomegamer-ol462

    bro these fans are in every genre

  • @jaimesantiagolonga
    @jaimesantiagolonga 3 роки тому +3

    Lol! The Eastern European. Sad but true

  • @leoalphaproductions8642
    @leoalphaproductions8642 2 роки тому

    “Undercover is my second name.” That’s 100% me.

  • @ГробницаШу-л2г
    @ГробницаШу-л2г 3 роки тому +9

    Eastern Europeans respect you! Посмеялся от души!

  • @sinisavuco7931
    @sinisavuco7931 3 роки тому +1

    Im gonna blackmail you Farvann! I will crop the scene out, you know which one, and send it to the Behörden out of context UNLESS you make Metalheads at the Zoo 2! Spiel keine Spielchen!

  • @wewuzwolves4428
    @wewuzwolves4428 3 роки тому +6

    "The Eastern European" 😆
    Come to think of it, much of the NS stuff I've listened to since the 90s has come from Eastern Europe (Poland was very popular in the late 90s).

  • @nazarnovitsky9868
    @nazarnovitsky9868 3 роки тому

    Thank you , dear Farvann for this video ! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻