10 Problems of joining a Black Metal band
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- Опубліковано 16 кві 2020
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First problem: Keep the members alive and out of jail
But how to create album covers?
easy.... Just burn your local church and don't forget to bring in the best lawyer in court.
Ahhhhh
@@hogracubu197 Good question
mayhem couldn't do this😂
When your bassist kills your guitarist and singer commits suicide
That happens to my band almost 3 times
Hate it when that happens
Happens everytime
Haaaaa!
Mayhem moment
The first problem: Finding band members
Agreed. Tho i cant find members for ANY different types of metal. Ppl r too lazy, not interested, or not musically proficient enough....
I know how to play drums, guitar and bass. Should i start my own 1 piece band? Lol
Justin Blake Yes
@@justinblake1849 Absolutely
I'll join ya band although I suck 😂
@@justinblake1849 you should join my band
Band: Farvann
Song name: Farvann
Writting: Farvann
Vocals: Farvann
Guitar: Farvann
Bass: Farvann
Drums: Farvann
Recording/mixing: phone
Phonevann
@@Farvann Oh my god I love you so much.
@@Farvann kono Phonevann da!
song name isnt Farvann but Farvenn, such TRVE CVLT creativity !!!
record label "Liter of Cola"
"Play like you never heard of Dream Theatre" - all black metal bands should take this advice.
Is it weird that i've never heard dream theater? Im mean ive Heard of the band name, but never listened.
Favorite current metal bands: At the gates, Dimmu Borgir, The Black Dahlia Murder, The Haunted, Cradle of filth, Watain....
*all bands
@@justinblake1849 I personally tried listening to DT, but never got into them. They brought a lot to the table, with varied instrumentalization, odd signatures, arrangements and tempos, and stuff like that. It's just not my cup of tea, I guess.
It's worth a try listening to, at least to get an idea.
@@davidgomez7882 I think there are many far better prog groups out there like Magma (check out De Futura), ELP, Yes, Gentle Giant, Genesis, U.K, King Crimson etc. But Also modern bands like Opeth, The Flower Kings, Koenjihyakkei, Cardiacs etc are all excellent. Also Universe zero with their album Heresie is like a form for gothic, chamber black metal, of the darkest sort, and are among the most evil sounding albums that i have ever heard (from 1979)
So I‘m not the only one thinking of Dark Tranquility when hearing someone talking about DT?
Damn... this should be a sitcom.
Hell Yeah!!! The only one worth watching!!!!!!
Structure it like The Office and I'm in
i mean, metalocalypse? kinda?
I want at least 10 seasons of that
You might like Metal Family on youtube.
Mom: "What have you learned today son?"
Son: "If you leave a mini fridge open long enough Satan will consume your soul and devour your flesh until you turn into a demon hell spawn."
Plus, the fridge's engine blows up over time.
Mom: So religion class must have been fun!
This is brilliant
Thank you sir!
Your both brilliant UA-camrs. I love you Simon and Farvann
Did you mean.. dark?
Ohh SIMON was here
Agreed 👹
took me over a minute to realize this was one dude in three different shirts
😄
Same. He's that good.
Wait what-
I just realized that when I read your comment 😂
What??? 3 different T-shirts??? I recognize a single one...!!!
Cuz the drummer ODed, the guitarist killed himself and the vocalist was sucked into a portal to hell. Dun tell anyone but this guy is actually (just) the bassist
1:43 i thought this was going to be cringy. but it turned out nothing than precisely realistic and awesome
What? Cringe is the concept of this channel! I guess I missed the point this time 🙁
Oh yes it was, and it was dope af
And this is how one man black metal bands are better.
Burzum lol
Midnigth odyssey
Leviathan
Satanic Warmaster
Bathory
there are a thousand problems of joining a black metal band. thats why there are one man black metal bands. its just the natural and obvious solution :)
Very true
For this reason, I'd like to form a one-man Black Metal Jazz band named "Belangkin" (tar), where I'd like to play the saxophone (my favorite musical instrument, tbh) in an eeriest way possible one day! 😈
@@madkhaliqfarhan Good luck man
Farhan Maleq same, i will see you on a tour someday.
@@madkhaliqfarhan Well it's not black metal but John Zorn did grind-jazz so why not after all...
The fridge gag got me real good.
I've watched the fridge bit like 15 times lmao " OHHHH LORD SAAATAN' 🤣
The drummer being possessed though! 😭😭☠️☠️☠️
Nobody:
Swedish Death metal bands: 3:28
Not enough gain on that pedal.
@@Mp57navy true, it's not an hm2
Like Avatar
1:38 This is pretty artistic
Thanks! ua-cam.com/video/-67Jw2BfENo/v-deo.html
@@Farvann Fantastic
Just a fridge bro. Haha
It reminds me of The Lighthouse
Its like im at a Watain show
3:54
Ouch, right in the Vikernes
Ooooooh that hurts
I don't get it?
@@PILULE-ow9sk Search up Varg Vikernes
@@nocontentacc yeah I was just too tired to get the joke lol
I was a vocalist of a black metal band . I tried to create controversy through my blasphemous lyrics to get attention for the band. It didn't work. But one day I got really drunk on put on my corpse paint in the wrong order. We instantly became controversial as the first black face metal band
LMFAOOOO
NAHHHHH...😨
0:17 actually awesome vocals
Yes
0:17 not gonna lie
I'd buy that album, that sounded dope lol
The dream theater one got me so hard xD
"you recorded that so you can practice it at home?" - "no man, I just recorded our album"
roflmao!
Would've been better if it was a tape recorder, though.
That was the best one hahaha
@@mikitz or a nokia 3310
1:28 how Immortal writes their music
1:50 Oscar 👏 brilliant performance, man)))
Дзякуй 🙂
@@Farvann aww that is so sweet of you)))
@@Farvann SIMP !
@@Farvann SIMP
@@Farvann SIMP !
Little challenge: Name the *two movie references* in this video
Can i have a timestamp? hehe
Lords of chaos!!! haha nah just kidding
im pretty sure the one of the references was about the gain
I only got The Lighthouse
Hmmm. Gain on eleven?
The one with the fridge was the best one 😂 epic voice btw
Man, i haven't checked your videos out for a long time and you really did improve quite drastically.
overall better comedic timing, acting, jokes and the aesthetic quality of you videos aswell.
and you've also lost quite bit of the cringe that usually comes with youtube comedy.
i wish you the best for the future!
Actually thermodynamics teaches us that leaving the fridge door open will heat the room, not make it colder !!! ah ah ah, up yours, satanist ! ( Yes, I graduated in physics ).
Love your videos by the way.
Yeah, but the joke was too obvious to leave it out 😶
Transgenda Gubament everything, literally everything creates friction, friction creates an energie loss because the energie is converted into heat and spreads so its useless to you therefore a loss. Since literally everything creates friction, cooling things does too, besides you can‘t create cold unlike warmth, the fridge just extracts the warmth from the insulated inside of the fridge so the air cools down. If the door is open, you‘re just having your fridge transport the warmth around the room plus you heat the room with the heat from the friction
Teach me thermodynamics i need that
@Gringo I'd guess that it could be translated to :
There is no 100 % efficient energy system.
Since you remove heat from the fridge via an electrical system you will have some resistances / pump and frictions that will create more heat (the loss) than the "created cold".
The fridge rant is one of the most epic things on youtube. Period.
Wow. I'm really feeling the love from your band members
I enjoyed this a lot! Great delivery and hilarious punch lines. The fact that every band member got a unique look to them makes it even better 😂
Würde gerne mehr von den Dreien sehen!
I love how you represented the mxr pedal. I'm in a black metal band and ended up abandoning that pedal. It sounds great when run through the return of the effects loop on my amp but it doesn't cut through the mix.
01:43 - 02:05 reminds me my husband (drummer in Black Metal band) after drink a lot in a party.
1:43 is the best part that's for sure, i laughed my ass off, great Farvann
It’s not easy being a bass player in a black metal band not just because of fact that you won’t be heard on the song but the waiting on the right time to kill your guitarist is the hardest part especially after your singer committed suicide
😂😂😂😂
It's just a fridge bro
3:53 Lol I thought you were going to say that you had a sudden urge to stab your band's guitarist.
do you mind if i use that speech as lyrics
Sounds fucking good
if you do it properly, no one will ever recognize the theft. because duh, lyrics will surely not be released and listening carefully will not help much
i just got your cd today. i love it and thank you so much.
This dude is awesome! Thanks brother keep it up.
This parody on scene from "Lighthouse" - awesome.
You also forgot the requirement of dressing like you ride motorcycles, while also thinking you're too cool to actually own or ride one.
This captures the nature of a black metal band: beeing the only member in the band...
The drummers face during the fridge scene is fucking hilarious
Videos are getting better and better, keep it up Farvann!
this channel just keeps getting better now
TELL ME YER FOND OF ME LOBSTER!
(One of the Best movies of 2019, i love your tribute to it😂)
The lighthouse is the best movie of 2019 in my opinion.
@@captainfantastic3490 Yeah for sure, for me I'd say it's tied with Once Upon a Time in Hollywood for best of the year
@@TheLight965 when i first saw The Lighthouse, It was tied with Parasite but after couple of days and the second spin, It became my favorite movie of 2019. I can't wait for Robbert Eggers's next project cuz i love The Witch too. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is a great movie as well.
@@captainfantastic3490 Yeah, can't wait for the Northman, I hope its as balls out crazy as the lighthouse
I love your videos so much man, thanks for making my day
Discovering your channel is definetely gonna make my quarentine less boring, dude your videos are amazing, and so are you ! 🦔
0:31 I actually do it too not only for kvlt sound, but I just don't have money :)
Not sure if you intended the band merch choices but I love the Darkthrone cut off for the kvlt Black metal purist and the Inquisition tee for the new member that doesnt mind playing a solid proggy riff that gets in trouble with the band.
First time watching your videos. Excellent stuff and so much humor!
Damn, that amp throw 3:08 is pretty damn smooth
The "Lighthouse" reference kills me.
This is hilarious! Well done! An acoustic guitar can sound quite evil in the right hands though (Opeth - The Grand Conjuration for example)
3:04 😂 The Drummer: What is Gain ? Something to eat ?
Awesome!
This is your best video so far!
keep it up!
The "not being a weirdo" part is so brutal I almost lost my life though... That guitarist wants the fridge to be left open, so that the endless cold air could be absorbed in his already blackened heart? It's just a fridge, dude... Hell is way colder than the fridge or any air conditioner 'coz it was Satan, who controls the air conditioning in Hell, right? 😂
1:43 Well someone saw the lighthouse (2019) 😂
Hilarious vid bro love your content
After all the overtime work and frustation in the hospital, this video made my day even❤Thanks Men..shout out from philippines
Thank you! You're welcome
This reminds me of the time I joined a black metal band. They were all into Darkthrone, Mayhem, Burzum etc, while I was listening to Scarlett O'Hara. However, it was a lot of fun XD
Farvann deadass recreated the scene from Lighthouse !lol
Great as always! Greetings from Saint-Petersburg :)
Great video to start my day well
2:12 my best part... Dream theater 😂
Subbed
Never enough hate, this mighty be why I have a hard time starting a band.
Now this is amazing!
Your videos are epic!!
1:44 the drummer shot made me lol! Thanks for the insight on what it's like to make good music :) Like this type of content and BM!
3:40 u got me again hahaha
"Just a fridge bro!"
LOL'Ss
my favorite part, leave fridge *open*
f.t.w.
Waaaaahhh...great video Farvann.
This is genius and so true. I’ve sang in a few BM bands and can attest it do be like this!!
Lol I feel like the one with the open fridge was a reference to The Lighthouse monologue
Edit: I just noticed the Whiplash one
I see you're a man of culture as well... but what's Whiplash?
Seriously... I don't know it
Heyheyhey, ever heard of Dream Theater?
-yea
Okay, play as if you've never heard of Dream Theater LMAO
This some pure gold content!!!
The progression of these kind of nais fideos is just insane tazächlich.
Das freut mich etzadla
1:50 help I’m dead
I love how accuratelty inaccurate this is
One of my fav videos ever.
Described it perfectly.... Love it
2:00 oh my gosh 😱
I got scared in this moment
Good 😁
You should think about acting career 👍
hey guys
What an awesome video, please make more like this
haha I can try
"The Coffee isnt that strong"
The Coffee: 1:45
2:43 that hi-hat sounds a little weird..
😂 guess what...
The damn Dream Theatre joke again xD
Sure! 😄
at first i thought 2:32 said "making Euronymous mistakes". that could've taken a COMPLETELY different turn
That The Lighthouse reference lad! ❤
Yeah, I'm definitely the overly dedicated guy, it's just a trait and habit of mine
Liked and subscribed. Funny and so true! Lol
This is so amazing😂
Great stuff, dude :)
There was a The Lighthouse reference? Awesome video!
0:30 Objection! That wasn't a question! I liked the guy with too much dedication. If I was joining a band, I would want it to be with him.
Bei der Kühlschrank Szene haste dich aber mal selbst übertroffen! Super Video *Ping* 🍻
That's definetely awesome)))
Your monologue whilst the fridge was open is, well, metal 🤘 epic, man
The "not being a wierdo" part is too true.
Where have you been all my life? :D
Amazing channel!
My god that fridge part. I couldnt stop laughing. Great video \m/\m/