Trump Obsesses Over His Cognitive Test, Deploys More Secret Police: A Closer Look
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OMG this irritates me so much! My 88yr old Mom passed these exact “tests” and she had dementia. Come on!
So he could have dementia?! 👍
Robin I hope it’s ok to laugh at this because your comment is hilarious.
Same here. Also I have brain injury and I pass them.
I’m high and i pass them
My mother in law cannot pass it, but she is unfortunately on her way out. so....
Having 2 family members diagnosed with Dementia, I had concerns about my own cognitive decline in 2018. After seeing a neurologist, I was referred to a psychologist who specializes in Clinical Neuropsychology. I was given a series of tests, the first of which being the one Trump claims to have "aced". But I can tell you, from personal experience, that test alone does NOT tell whether or not a person has any sort of cognitive decline/impairment. The entire series of tests I took lasted about 2 hours. I then had to wait about a week for my results, which, I was greatly relieved to learn, gave me a diagnosis of "Mild Cognitive Impairment"; no signs of early onset Dementia at that time. Thankfully, almost 2 years later, I can report that even though I do occasionally struggle with my cognitive abilities, I'm still no closer to a diagnosis of Dementia. What Trump is bragging about is so insulting to people that actually do have problems with memory and cognitive impairment. I'm confident he would NOT be able to pass a REAL series of tests for cognitive ability/decline.
Keep getting check ups. And keep mentally active.
@@julesmasseffectmusic Thank you. I'm due for another round of cognitive tests this November. Among other things, I have a few games on my PC and cell phone that help with mental "exercise". I appreciate your concern.
can I repost this elsewhere and quote you?
@@DJRY360 Yes, you have my permission. I shared my story in order to inform others of the hypocrisy of Trump's claims. What he's saying hurts and infuriates me. The more people know, the better, as far as I'm concerned.
@@lorelei58 thank-you for sharing and allowing me to as well. I wish you all the best going forward.
"he said no one gets it in order" EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO JUST SAW YOU SAY THAT CAN IMMEDIATELY PROVE YOU WRONG!
Lol that’s so true
Well.... Let’s be honest, except don Lemon and Chris Cuomo......
I'm tried of trump
Here's a PDF of the MOCA, Trump's "brain test" try it.
Then sit back and wonder, "How does he tie his shoelaces every morning"?
Note the word...👇🏻.
www.parkinsons.va.gov/resources/MOCA-Test-English.pdf
“Wall of Mom’s” Brings tears to my eyes, what better symbol of strength and compassion. A MOM 🇨🇦
The more he talks about this cognitive test, which is designed to be short and easy, the more cognitively unstable and bizarre he sounds. We don’t even need to see the results of his test because all the proof is right there when he talks 🧐🤔
So there are no bonus points in a cognitive test? REALLY ???
Just the fact that he's so seemingly obsessed with this while everything else is going on tells you all you need to know about how his mind works.
Samuel Vimes lol
Wolfboss7 absolutely and it’s quite troubling
every time he talks i feel like i have to take the test because my brain is turning into pudding listening to him ramble incoherently.
I guess they're going to have to change the dementia test now that everybody in the country has memorized the answer to the toughest question.
And the answer is stuff I see around me
😂🤣😂
ha ha ha. I went online to look it up and do you know there are cheat sheets and classes to take to prepare for it? WTF?
LMFAO 😆😂🤣😅
If you have dementia, you probably won't remember this in 15 minutes.
He's incredibly embarrassing...It's painful to hear him speak.
What bothers me as much or more are the idiots who support him and those who’ve crawled out from under their rocks to reveal their hatred and bigotry for all to see. The last part might be a good thing. Now we know where these people stand and moving forward, we should respond accordingly.
valvopaul yes I know people actually support him
I don’t know how anyone can listen to him and say “yes I’m going to vote for this man again.”
@@amazingsupergirl7125 or how his supporters can possibly make fun of Biden. It's like...Trump is the same man who asked can you nuke a hurricane?
Trump or Seth Meyer?
For someone who "aced" that memory test, he doesn't remember if it's 30 or 35 questions, nor does he remember it's name - "whatever it might be" he says!
Well you obviously don't pay attention very well, he was talking about a different test (one that he didn't take but that the doctor mentioned) that he couldn't remember the name of.
Here's a PDF of the MOCA, Trump's "brain test" try it.
Then sit back and wonder, "How does he tie his shoelaces every morning"?
Note the word...👇🏻.
www.parkinsons.va.gov/resources/MOCA-Test-English.pdf
Dear United States,
Since you seem to have forgotten when you fought against it, please allow me to remind you:
This is what fascism looks like and this is what you fought against in WW2.
It's not normal and it's not a good thing.
You're better than this, please come back to your senses now because you're doing damage you won't be able to repair later.
Sincerely,
The rest of the world.
Captcha: Person, Woman, Man, camera, TV.
Seriously thank you!! People DO need reminding. Almost hard to believe this is all going down like this. *Almost
FreeRadical09 oh honey, we know. we have suffered every day for 3.7 years. vlad and bibi and MbS all helped put donald where he is. but we’ll vote him out by millions&millions of votes and he’ll be charged w his crimes and he and his disgusting admin & family will hv trials w juries of their peers and then be found guilty, sentenced and slammed into prison. we live for that day.
Dear Rest Of The World,
Thank you for your concern. Please keep in mind that a majority of U. S. Citizens did NOT vote for this idiot. Impeachment did not remove him, either. But those of us with ANY sense at all that can, and MUST vote this monstrosity out of office this November will DO SO, for our sanity, and self-preservation.
Thanks again,
The United States of America
theBellIsTolling We all live and look forward to that day. Just as his "election" was a signal for all other maniacs like him to run for office, I hope that his incarceration is a signal for all his copy cats to run to the dark hole they crawled out for.
Just don't let us down in November, please.
I’ve been deeply and intensely aware for almost 4 years. The basis of my PTSD. We’re in hell here.
I remember when I passed college algebra with an A while being a self-proclaimed math failure, I was a bit excited and bragged about it to friends and family for 2 days, then I let it go. Trump has been bragging about this kindergarten test for a week now. Congratulations, you successfully identified an elephant. You have the cognitive ability of someone who can read a box of animal crackers. Good job big guy. You’ll be able to use the potty by yourself soon.
This man has access to nuclear codes.
Taught Pre-K for years ~ they don't even go to Kindergarten if can pass those EZ tests.
Not really. He just thinks they are real codes...thinks they are kept inside the real football on his desk too.
No potty trips. Wears Depends
“Person woman man camera TV” is actually his strategy for addressing the pandemic.
rolfdenver: as in "Pandemic Will Miraculously Change Trajectory?"
Maybe he should start Twerking in the streets 🧼
That's because "person, woman, man, camera, TV" are the only words he understands - especially "camera" and "TV".
LOL! Totally! LOL!
It's his election strategy
Lmao I just took that test a couple days ago. The real words are Face, Velvet, Church, Daisy, Red and you do have to recite them backwards towards the end. It’s called a Montreal Cognitive Assessment and there are no bonus points 😂 It’s incredibly easy if you’re functioning normally. Judging by the way he’s bragging there’s no way he passed 😂💀
They just tell him he passed...at top of scorers even.
The "test" was administered by his personal White House physician (now Congressman), Ronnie Jackson. It's purpose is to see whether you still have an actual brain cell firing, or if they should just pull the plug.
"Not yet." "Not yet."
Trump can't just say "I had a cognitive test, and I passed." He has to be the best, the biggest, the greatest, the most splendifurous no-one has ever seen before.
All he did was show, in stark display, his narcissistic insecurities and need for over compensation.
I love how he says "the doctors were shocked I passed" like it's a thing to brag about.
@KesselRunner606 plus his immense stupidity, that he completely fails to understand, what kind of test it was, and what his idiotic bragging really means about his "mental acuity".
@@ArchangelSteve also the "nobody gets them in order" part. lmao
@@ArchangelSteve Exactly! Trump, "They all think I'm losing my mind but I showed them!" Never-mind the fact that all the doctors think he's psycho!
KesselRunner606
He probably doesn't even know what these words mean
"I choose to drink a glass of water WITH ONE HAND and do the other things such as walking down a ramp and knowing what an elephant looks like, not because they are easy, but because they are hard!" - Trump
Hey Kim, did you and Trump break up?
Long distance not work for you two?
By injecting dump into a better statement, you did not help Trump's intelligence at all AND ruined the original quote. Congratulations.
When he drank his water like that it made me wonder if he had a stroke last year when they rushed him to Walter Reed.
The doctor gave him a pass even though he wrote in *_Republican_* under the Elephant 🐘 image
@@tiki_trash 9
I had to skip over all the parts with Drumpf rambling. His voice triggers my Hulk rage. 🤬
Oh no, everyone, watch out. There's about to be a blizzard, the snowflake is getting triggered.
He really does have the most incredibly irritating voice ever, doesn’t he? Makes me feel like jamming knitting needles into my ears. It makes all those Trumptards who attend his rallies and listen to him waffle for hours seem even fucking weirder.
Please vote in November. I'm Canadian. I can't do anything about the problem. You can. Please vote.
zenithan 15 and gag reflex.
Make Donald Drumpf again
Today's addition to the list of sentences I did not expect to hear: "Four of my moms got arrested."
Just a couple of things I'd like to address... the cognitive exam he took? Yes, it is easy, and he didn't even take the full exam; he took what is called the "Mini Mental State Exam". But, the questions on that exam are designed to diagnose very particular diseases, not just "dementia". Some of them definitely are geared that way, like counting backwards from 100 by 7's, naming the animals, and being given a short list of things or numbers to remember, change the subject, then go back and see how many of those he can remember. Funny enough, even if he had forgotten the order or forgot a minority of the things on the list, he still would have passed. To fail that, you pretty much have to forget everything. He makes the statement that the questions further along in the test are harder. One of those is a request, asking him to draw the face of a clock. That's a test to determine spacial acuity and executive functioning, and even delerium. If you want to fine out the reasoning behind these bizarrely simple tests, you can find it easily by googling the Folstein test, or the mini Mental State Exam. But please, let me point out one thing, and I quote, and this is so very very important to know: *It is possible to achieve a very high score but still have significant cognitive deficits, especially in areas such as executive functioning, that the MMSE is NOT designed to assess.
* In other words, this test means nothing. He should have taken the full test. And on top of that, Trump hasn't said anything at all about the exact time he took this test or any kind of test. That's important information. Due to a type of dementia called "Sundowners", he could take that test first thing in the morning and "ace" it, as he keeps saying, but if his doctor would give the same test to him late in the afternoon... well... if he has Sundowners, he definitely won't do as well. Sundowners patients have a type of daily progressive mental impairment, where at the beginning of the day these patients could very well seem like there's absolutely nothing wrong with them, but by the end of the day they can get so bad that you may not be able to tell the difference between their Sundowners dementia and an Alzheimers patient. And that repeats every single day. It can take years before they become impaired 24-7. So yeah, let him keep on with that "I aced the test" rhetoric. And go ahead and laugh every time he makes that remark with the knowledge that he didn't even take the full test that would give him a clear diagnosis (or lack thereof).
Given that he sleeps in and 'starts' his work day after 10am ... it leaves a pretty narrow window for critical decision making ;)
Remember when "Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader" was a game show, and not a presidential qualification. ugh...
He would Never survive that show.
That show had really hard questions!
You win!! Hahahahaha
Remember when Seth Meyers was funny?
@EverydaySaucer2 Okay, so Ella Patterson says, "He would never survive that show" and then you reply with "so would you."
If you are going to try to insult someone's intelligence, can you at least try to make the insult make sense? For example, you could have said, "Neither would you." See how much better that would have looked? Now I know you'll likely edit your original reply so you don't look so idiotic, but we all know, don't we. And deep down inside, you know as well. Now go back to eating your crayons.
“It’s not a test to see how smart you are. It’s a test to see if you’re ok”. LOL. Seth as David Byrne, also LOL.
Here's a PDF of the MOCA, Trump's "brain test" try it.
Then sit back and wonder, "How does he tie his shoelaces every morning"?
Note the word...👇🏻.
www.parkinsons.va.gov/resources/MOCA-Test-English.pdf
@@arnor4214 What are you responding to?
@@arnor4214 Here's a PDF of the MOCA, Trump's "brain test" try it.
Then sit back and wonder, "How does he tie his shoelaces every morning"?
Note the word...👇🏻.
www.parkinsons.va.gov/resources/MOCA-Test-English.pdf
@@baango those Canadians sure know how to put a test together. LOL!
@@realNickandRuss It's not a test per se, it's an assessment. Whether you can be independent, able to take care of yourself or not. 👇🏻
www.parkinsons.va.gov/resources/MOCA-Test-English.pdf
Don’t you all miss having a real president?
Hell yes!!!!
Every day, man. . . every day.
VERY much so!
The one who specialized in constitutional law? Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
"Too often, our system uses violence and incarceration to respond to problems instead of just meeting the actual needs of human beings." That says it all.
Bc it’s legal, not moral but just legal.
Let's see him pass a test on the Constitution.
Nah, he's wiped his ass on it too many times. Wait! there are little books of the Constitution they give out on tours. Since there are no tours I'm sure they can send plenty to spread all over the White House and Congress!
Does he even know what the Constitution is?
@@ariesmars29 A strong Constitution is lots of vegetables & fibre in your diet. Am I right? Can I be President now?
How about the test you have to take before becoming an American?
@@helenlawson8426 Why did you put the right answer here? Now Trump will see this and be able to answer correctly to anyone who asks.
Sounds like this was the first test ever Trump actually took himself.
npsycho2002 bro..........lol
We can't be SURE about that. Maybe someone else took it for him. And signed a NDA, so we may never know.
@@genemars5158 LOL! That is so true!
@@genemars5158 Lol, I wouldn't be surprised 🙂
Funny how he has trouble recollecting how the “test” even came up in the first place!! 🤔😳
A Cognitive test checks for problems with cognition. Cognition is a combination of processes in your brain that's involved in almost every aspect of your life.
The test includes:
1) thinking (Trump- I am the best at everything in the history of everything!)
2) memory ( Trump- I can’t remember who I heard it from, is that a problem?)
3) language ( Trump- I have the most beautiful words, words no one knows or can understand )
4) judgment ( Trump- nailed it!! I have great judgement, Mike Pence is my Vice President and Kush got everything else)
5) the ability to learn new things ( Trump- I just learned no one likes me)
You see, Seth he is fine!! 🤪
You’ve been worried about nothing!!😬
And that’s my two cents!
We love you too Seth,
stay safe and Keep up the great work!
Never heard of a medical test with “bonus points” 😂
I hear the jackpot bells of a slot machine lol
Sure, as long as you get "person, woman, man, TV, camera" in the right order.
Makes you wonder now if he proudly strolled out of there with a star on his forehead🤭 licking a lollipop
@Michael Posey - that test is only for those with a very large brain 😉
@@dielaughing73 man looks like you're the only one that failed this test. :(
I have Parkinson’s and I am in the early stages of dementia. I take that test every year and it’s a joke. In order to determine cognitive decline, you would have to have a baseline. As we all are aware, trumps baseline is shockingly low. I’m sure he thinks it’s a difficult test. (He also didn’t know healthcare was so difficult.)
But to be fair "no one could've known how difficult healthcare is" 😂
Well, then you have to admit Joe is severely affected by dementia...now that is obvious. Also the part of the brain that cannot control what comes out of your mouth ...is that front lobe..threatening to fight elderly people....Severe decline in brain function. Sleepy creepy Joe.
@@CarriUSA please see my comment above because you're way off base.
@@CarriUSA Care too give an example? Or is your opinion all the information you need?
HEALTHCARE WAS SO DIFFICULT FOR HIM BECAUSE HE'D ACTUALLY HAVE TO FOCUS, THINK, AND ACTUALLY WORK ON SOMETHING. CONMEN DON'T WORK, THEY DON'T PLAN, OR FOCUS ON ANYTHING PAST THE POINT OF COLLECTING MONEY FOR NOTHING. SO YEAH, HE CAN'T/ WONT DO ANYTHING. HE'S NEVER HAD TO WORK A HONEST DAYS PAY IN HIS SLUSH FUND LIFE. BUT HE'S GOOD AT STEALING, CHEATING, LYING , AND FINDING LOOPHOLES TO VIOLATE.
It's good to listen Seth remind us how crazy and not okay all of this is. My five words: remember, this is not normal.
I find it quite astounding that people still believe in him
there is so much hatred between republican supporters and democrat supporters they will support anything that damages the other side, and cheer it even if its evil
@@samuellogan5783 Republicans are now a cult and their messiah is ol bone spurs. They love bunker baby for his in your face racism too! They feel persecuted because they just want to have the right to own people.
It's never just the evil of the leader or the "Hitler" in charge, it's the people who listen and give "him" further praise and power.
textbook "extreme sadist" - don't believe me, look it up. His picture is right by the definition.
Jake Crosby ....he had me at Alcoholic Walrus....
That's the real problem and it's terrifying: ~1/3 of Americans support this creature. What kind of country are we living in??
So true. The enablers are worse than the idiot in charge in this case. Also, Hitler wasn't demonstrably a moron like your current president.
AND THE BYSTANDERS who do nothing
As a European let me just say: My deepest condolences to any person, woman, man, camera or TV living in the US right now, I can't imagine watching your democracy slowly die while the country's minorities are dying.
(Wait, actually I can, I'm German after all)
I mean to be fair AfD got 12 percent of the vote and now has seats in the Bundestag as an American personally for me the worst part about all of this is that it seems that the new fascist movement seems to be global
I am South African and I watch with horror at what is unfolding in America. Trump fiddles while America burns.
Yes, we have witnessed the torture of children and now mass race based murder (COVID-19 deaths of people under 70 occur almost exclusively in the African American, Latino and working poor communities). Standing by and watching these atrocities without any meaningful means to resist extinguishes hope.
The saddest part is half our population supports this idiot. And that is the MOST frustrating part
When Trump proposed building a towering wall around America Angela Merkel asked engineers if it would be possible to fill it with water.
Anyone who doesn't see a baby Hitler in this guy is nuts.
Buffy Geek YES!
Well as a German that’s a really sensitive topic
Attacking your own people doesn’t even come close to the horrors of the third reich
I dont like trump one bit but he didn’t built concentration camps, you are kinda denouncing the holocaust (i dont blame you , germans really feel different about this issue, its actually ILLEGAL to do that here but really no front have a nice day )
Edit: his corona response came really close
isn't this one of the tests they give senior citizens after a stroke?
I'm enjoying the extra amount Sea Captain in this episode.
I like how he's trying to spin it like he asked for it to shut people up instead of being told he's getting a test to make sure he's all there.
I mean that's probably how they sold him on the idea
Imagine this video being send back in time to 2016.
Just imagine.
Memory question...? Then am I the only one that realized that he couldn't remember if it was 30 or 35 questions.
“Trump is just like your super high friend watching Star Trek” 😆😆😆😆😆 WOW THAT IS THE PERFECT ANALOGY 😂😂😆
YoYO Semite YO MAMA 🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a nurse who has administered the MoCA test, it's funny that he chose those words as the words on the test don't relate to one another because it makes it too easy to recall.
Person, woman, man = cluster
Camera, TV = cluster
Hilarious that he chose those words so he could remember them.
Do you actually go back and ask the patient to recall the words asked of them from 10-20 minutes previous? I know the bonus points thing is BS, but that part also sounds made up as well.
Philthy Collins that part is legit; the taker gets asked to recall the words at a later time in the test
@@dsbh2008 are they told to remember the words for later on or do they just surprise you?
@@Philthy_Collins Haha, now I'm sheepish because I don't remember if the warned me or not. I took it as part of a concussion protocol many years ago! But the feeling that I had was that the test didn't warn me. I was surprised.
The words that the sea Captain used were a better example
Person, wombat, van, sonata, ET
He probably practiced for the test in the bathroom.
"Toothpaste, soap, sink, mirror, moron"
"Toothpaste, soap, sink, mirror, moron"
Love it! The 'moron' part made me lol for real! Thank you!
_"Hi, donnie. Name 5 things in your cell."_
They don't have mirrors in prison, so we need to change the 5th word to "Bubba"...or wife.
Brilliant!!
Too funny👍🤣
I'm watching this from the UK.... I have no words..Stay safe our US cousins..
Maybe not name drop a doctor that was fired two years ago about a checkup “less than a year ago”
He's still going on about those post-stroke cognitive evaluation tests??? Oh man. November can't come soon enough. 😒
Honestly
Indeed, this may have been when he was rushed to Walter Reed for some unknown reason...he may have had a stroke.
But you have to remember, he looks brilliant to his supporters!
before you vote for a communist left wing corps ask yourselves not silly seth the wet week,,but your own mind ,what can i write down on paper and show people what trump has done alone that has made the us weaker or poorer things trump is directly the cause of,,you will not need much paper ,as the media paint job is pealing off already ,so over to you commies be honest and do not lie try it you will surprise your selves and see the media for what it is communist propaganda for commies like wet seth,,to convert true americans like you,,the snake,
@@stephenisom6089 uh but but Hillary's emails!!! Go back to the troll farm and see if you can pass the same cognitive ability test yourself.
Until I heard the “KFBR392” MacGruber reference I didn’t realize the Sea Captain was Will Forte
Whoa mind blown
Haha, so good
And before Donald asked “is there some kind of cognitive test?” He asked “doctor? What does cognitive mean?”
"We'll see what happens" is not what a presidents mindset should be all about
Really! Are you an Alien?
This has basically become the comedy show I watch almost every night. This is the best way to get the news. 😂 Is it just me?
Democracy now
He Stephen Colbert Trevor Noah and John Oliver man, they kill it with the news. Them and Politico.
Same.
Well, u kinda need official network news.
No I've been doing it since the Bush years with the GOAT Jon Stewart
"Person, woman, man, camera, TV" is literally the universal script for adult movies... so it was very easy for him to remember.
brilliant take on the situation
Or a reality show
How he appears to everyone else on TV is all he ever thinks about. Well, that and ratings.
@Emmett Hardie ouch
He learned his trade from Bill Clinton
"Could you repeat that?"
OK, all together now, peoples of China, Mexico, Iran, Germany, Canada..........
"PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA, TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trump couldn't remember the name or "the cognitive test" he took. Instead he called it, "whatever it might be". Yep, he's impotus alright. "A very stable genius ". Yeah...
Here's a PDF of the MOCA, Trump's "brain test" try it.
Then sit back and wonder, "How does he tie his shoelaces every morning"?
Note the word...👇🏻.
www.parkinsons.va.gov/resources/MOCA-Test-English.pdf
The wall of moms is one of the most powerful things i have seen in my life! Mothers of all race, religion, and creed. Protecting all of us even if you Don't believe it they truly are. Now thats a statue i could get behind. Thank you moms of America, you have inspired the resurgence of what being a true American and patriot really is. People call your mom.
2021: Wall of Moms memorial statue goes up in Chicago.
2121: Wall of Moms memorial statue torn down by angry protesters upset with preferential treatment given to women who have children versus those who don't.
(Folks, please don't kill me for the above. It's just a joke! I think those moms are fantastic!!)
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc lol i gave you a thumbs up man. The humor was not lost ty for the laugh, stay safe bud
Real mom's and good mothers are not out in the middle of the street at 2 am throwing molotovs. Stop using women and children as SHIELDS for your lunatic narrative. It's not going to play out in favor of the weak. Get a grip on reality before you fubar yourselves.
@@luckyfisher7240 They're not being USED as shields. They are voluntarily placing themselves between protesters and police units. I'm pretty sure these women wouldn't take such a risk if the police were exercising due restraint (note: I say DUE restraint -- obviously when protesters become vandals or assailants then the police may and SHOULD respond accordingly).
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc the word protest does not appear in the Declaration of Independence nor the Constitution. "peaceably assemble and PETITION the government" Petition means take pen to paper not throw molotovs. That's not a wall of mom's it's a wall of whales with purple hair and no kids at home. Gtfoh with that bullshitt
He IS a genius. His brain should be removed at once and studied. I'll hold him down.
🤣🤣🤣 And I'll help!
Bold of you assume he even has a brain...
😂🤣
Full of KFC chicken nuggets, look out!
Best comment!
The man Trump is explaining the test to reminds me of the Roman guards in the Biggus Dickus scene in Life of Brian. He's trying so hard to hold his laughter in.
"He has a wife, you know...." LOL" Great movie
@@aracia2002 Of course! Who could forget Incontinentia. Sweet gal.
person, woman, man, camera, tv. All in front of him where he can see them. No imagination.
exactly what I thought....burger, cheese burger, double cheese burger, fries, soda
At least he's progressive enough to consider non binary people exist
I love that Seth is turning up the goof factor while the world is falling apart. Appreciate the humor!
It was worth it for his hair at the end alone!
The whole "rolling around in a kitty pool full of Robitussin" part had me crying with laughter.
yeah, it helps to laugh when you're in pain
To be honest, it's more bearable on the conscience when laughing from overseas. All of the funny, less guilty aftertaste
Angeles Torres How does your news media talk about the US?
John F Kennedy: "Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth"
Trump: "Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV"
LMAO!!!
Damn-good comparison! How far we have wandered from rational responsability, and morality.
😂😂😂😂😂
You win the internet today!
I see a T-shirt with Trumps I aced the Dementia Test on it... 🤔
If he's naming things in the room did he REALLY ever take a test in the first place if he can't recall a question that requires memory.
Yet another BRILLIANTLY closer look at the Trump world of fantastic ineptitude.
Trump is so damn excited he was declared competent to stand trial. 😂
Marin Angelov hahaha...ouch! ...that was sharp!!😂
Has anyone else verified Trump's claim that he passed a cognitive test of any description ?
Love your comment
Thank god!
Gold!
God's honest truth, I was in a coma for 6 weeks and I was given the same test (for real, the actual test he took) and got everything correct. It's not that difficult. What a dork.
Are you now wishing you were still in the coma? I wouldn't blame you if you are.
first wrung of the ladder... glad you recovered.
Stevie B ....and you were still unconscious...
@@vivianperino5006 yup!! LOL.
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc I actually said that to my friend the other day! 👍👍
I think the best service Trump is doing for his country is playing golf. The only time he is not getting in the way of people actually able and willing to help
MAGA 2020 !!!!!
McDonalds And Golf Again.
Let's get ole Bunker Boy back on the links!!!
I'd just prefer not to be paying for him to pay himself to play golf.
Bragging about that test is psychologically driven by his subconscious to cover up the inner insecurity.
How come a comedian understands the current situation perfectly but 40% of the country doesn't?
THIS!
I have been wondering the same thing.
It takes cognitive competence to be a comedian.
Comedians are intelligent, observant people. They see stupidity, point a finger, and laugh about it.
40% of the country is smart enough to vote, but not smart enough to look into anything they read, see, or hear for themselves, so they make terrible decisions and we all pay dearly for it. I mean hell, everyone knows we're a democracy yet we vote against democracy by voting republican. We now truly see what "against democracy" is.
To make matters way worse, our votes mean nothing, other than to sway our state reps to vote one way or another. If every single person voted blue in a state, that state's reps could still vote red if they wanted AFAIK. The entire system is flawed.
Inbreeding for 39 percent and greed for 1 percent of them.
“I found the elephant, no ever has, but I did. They said ‘point out the elephant’ I point out the tiger no problem. They were amazed”
Funny
Trump identified the turtle as Moscow Mitch McConnell and was given half credit.
He's a very stable genius. He can recognize a cartoon elephant/ camel.
@@oldanslo I thought that was worth double.
@@kimberlys8422 i really wonder what an elephant/camel looks like.
like.. combined.
The same test that Coco, the gorilla who knew sign language, passed.
Most important interpretation of the facts ever. Really resonated. Thanks writing staff!
So he took the dementia test last year...
Yet Ronny Jackson stopped been his doctor in 2018
Could he be lying?
No, he's just having difficulty formulating and retrieving long-term memories. It'll happen to all of us eventually and it's nothing to make fun of someone over.
Unfortunately it does mean it's time to have the car-key talk.
@@jordanrodrigues8265 And if you have to have the car key talk with someone, that someone should NOT be the president.
He's just forgot & is a bit confused
Ronny Jackson was also an alcoholic and drug dealer... _just sayin'_
Odds are he's lying *and* incompetent.
“Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.”
― Isaac Asimov
Whoa! I haven't heard that quote before.
Asimov was incorrect. Meeting violence with nonviolence does not help win the day. The world isn’t an early 2000s PBS cartoon. Responding to increasing violence with nonviolent protests will only enable those using the violence.
@G.G. Reilly 'Space is boring' You really don't understand how big it is and how we have only seen a fraction of it. Let's just call it boring refuse to work together as a species and go backwards as a species normalizing violence because animals are. Apathy only helps the oppressors.
@@coglineerro730 You're twisting Asimov's quote to be about how to deal with violence - its not. Assaulting peaceful protesters is incompetent.
that's actually a pretty dumb quote, it would've made more sense if it was "violence is the first refuge of the incompetent"
I will sat this New York City is now sending help tp others, together stronger, now thats class
I got five words for Trump to remember:
-I’m
-a
-one
-term
-president
I hope he really is a one term president. He shouldn’t of been even one
Not likely with Biden as his opponent. Don't care for Trump but I sure as hell am not voting for Joe. I'd vote for Hillary before I would Joe.
meabob we don’t have much of a choice as to anyone else so why not vote for joe. Trump has torn apart people and if you see on the news now he wants to cause martial law by sending troops in to city’s to cause disrupt. The riots were crazy but crazier things happened afterward that I never thought I’d live to see. America’s changing and I don’t like it. We are a country of many cultures and beliefs and need to respect and care for one another.
I understand though and he isn’t my first choice either but we need change
Cachi - Proud Campaign promise: America first!👍👌
USA highest # new & total COVID19 cases globally😮
Mission accomplished!👌😱🤬😖🤮
1) he actually looked demented while doing the "person, woman, man, camera, TV" thing
2) you can see he almost got lost at the "man" part and barely saved it
3) WTF is this guy talking about. he is the fricking president of a country
4) the poor reporter dude having to stand in front of him making a serious face. sorry but I would just burst out in laughter if I was in that situation
Those exact things went through my head in that order! I laughed when I got to your last one. It would've been so hard to keep a straight face.
I took care of my Alzheimer's suffering grandma for a year and a half... I'm not a neurologist but some part of his brain is rotting.
@@tireddaisy6068 yeah I really respect that man for just standing there without any visible reaction. I want to know what went through his head during that interview xD
@@AsaNoGaijin For all we know he did get lost after man. Your 2) point. He saw a camera 📷 filming him and TV is where its broadcasted to. 😂
Don't feel bad for that guy. He's not a reporter, he's a hack "medical adviser" that goes on Fox all the time and gives dumb advice to suck up to Trump.
The president passing a cognitive test is like a lifeguard being able to swim.
Or the life guard being able to name the item: swimsuit.
Or that he’s able to take a shower and not drown...
Or find a pool
Or that the lifeguard knows what sunscreen is.
We have tests to be a lifeguard, usually involving proving you can swim. The only test for President is the oral exam in front of the sitting American people as proctors. Flunk this clown on November 3rd. Evict him on January 20th.
Before the test Trump didn't know the word cognitive existed. My bet is he actually failed!
If he knew the word existed, the moron couldn't spell it!
his memory test sounds like he remembered a porno. Person, woman ,man ,camera, tv.
It’s terrifying. You have this man, who has lost the plot, sending troops into American cities.attacking citizens.
CarriUSA where’s the evidence of this happening??
@@CarriUSA You're a liar. The protests have been peaceful.
@@CarriUSA Why am I unsurprised that you're subscribed to prageru?
@@CarriUSA less than 0.01% of protesters loot
If your so quick to say they're all evil
Then how about you stop being a hypocrite abd do that to your police as well
And the secret police
And the government
You mean the part of the plot when Speed Racer tells us Racer X's real last name? Yeah, the prez would flunk that one too..
Pssst..It's Racer, not X.
Maybe he keeps talking about this test because he honestly FORGETS he already talked about it and to whom......,sad
He is so mentally ill.
@Kimberly Christine I don't feel bad. I feel bad for the child he used to be, but since he continued his abusive behaviour his whole adult life he'll get no sympathy from me. I reserve that for his many, many victims.
Or maybe he's talking about it so we won't pay attention to the other things he is doing. He needs to be out of office and we need a law to insure no more secret police!
Cognitive FAIL.
@Kimberly Christine I don't feel bad for him
For decades he's been a hateful con artist who had the world gifted to him, his mental degradation is just a tiny bit of karma finally catching back up to him
You made me lol at the end with “we’re not crazy” and your hair tossed.
Still killin it Seth! Keep up the good work for every person, woman, man, camera and T.V.!! And no you and the Sea Captain are not crazy! The U.S. is on 🔥
The only people I ever met who told me they were "very intelligent" were really stupid.
Show; don't tell.
MVVpro , Talk is cheap.
maybe they were, I cannot see u batting a hundred percent!
Ah, living examples of Dunning-Kruger. The smarter you are the more you know how much you don't know. The stupider you are, the more likely you are to assume you know everything simply because you are too stupid to realize how much more there is to know. (I know that I've way over simplified this... but it works well enough.)
@@onnietalone3181 how much time did you save by using u instead of you ?!
When my dad had a stroke they asked him a bunch of questions like the year, his birthday and social #, and had him repeat words after a few minutes. Interestingly he aced everything having to do with numbers but he couldn’t handle most of the others (he did remember the current president though, I believe he said “that dumbass Trump”).
So now we know your dad is STILL a better man than Trump. I hope he's doing okay (your dad I mean, not the other guy).
Sounds like bonus points on that test to me
kudos to your dad. hope he's doing well!
Trump would say that he aced a blood test.
After being knocked out and ending up in the ER, they asked me who the president is. I just gave them the ugliest look I could muster. They moved on to "what is your address" real quick."
"You gotta be ready for follow up questions, dawg." Deded me 🤣😂🤣😂
Great job,thank you.at this point Laughing is all I got left.Seth and the writers rock!
He couldn't remember the name of his memory test...
Lol
Oh year, and Biden is fantastic when it comes to memory test LOL
🤦😂😂😂😂😂😂
"It wasn't ON the test, dude."
I will never understand how trumpets can listen to this man and can’t figure out he is a loon
They're all somewhat loonie themselves in
What I've heard is that they actually have stopped listening to him altogether so that they can stay uninformed on what he actually says so they don't risk shattering their idolized view of him.
@Samuel Wiley you took the words out of my mouth!
Idiots don't sound like idiots to other idiots.
Hitler taught us that there is a certain segment of the population, if you dazzle them with bigotry, convince them that the "others" are at fault for all their problems, they'll literally do ANYTHING for him.
I have to watch every day! Thanks team Seth and friends.
Sense and Sensibility should be the Mantra!
"Aced" the test yet can't recall the name of test, date taken, or how many questions administered...
Right?
Justin E. It’s amazing that Trump will never see the irony of that! 😂
But he does remember, it was 10... 15... 20 questions
Cut him some slack, how is anyone supposed to remember a name as complicated as "Moca"? Really, no one could do that. And the fact that a 10 minute test apparently took him over 30 minutes to complete only means there is a LOT of cognitive to assess that's why it takes so long! Really I've never seen anything so beautiful and strong in my life, I have tears in my eyes sir!
@@ninavandixhoorn3488 😂
Leon Panetta, a former defence secretary and CIA director, said: “One of the last holdouts for tyrants is to try to have the military be able to protect them, and that fear that he may try to do that raises a lot of concerns about just how far will he go to try to ‘take over’ a lot of these cities and states in terms of their ability to conduct law enforcement on their own.”
Panetta added: “It’’s interesting because federalism has always been a calling card for Republicans to avoid having the federal government impose its will on states and communities. To have a president who’s prepared to send federal officers into these communities I think represents a step that ought to not only create fear in the people that are impacted by that decision, but should raise a hell of a lot of fear for those Republicans who have defended federalism most of their lives.”
lol
Oh, but for Republicans, it's only wrong if the other side's doing it. When THEIR golden calf is doing it, they'll be happy to don the robes and bow down before the icon.
@@Finwolven to suckle at the teat of "owning snowflake libtards and demonrats", otherwise known as OTHER Americans
@@angellastname5896 1 lonely 👍that you gave yourself.
Finwolven 18 👍 so far.
That's ok, bunker boy Still doesn't care if you live or die, keep on sucking up.
RIP maga
@@chriskennedy7534 - I'm confused by your comment. Both @Finwolven and @Angel Lastname were pointing out the duplicity and hypocrisy of the GOP.
@@mmlvx thanks I was confused, too. Def agree w RIP MAGA
My memory is so good that I can remember everything from the test except the actual name of the test.
The president can memory 5 things it’s amazing, he sure is a stable genius.
"some of those questions, they get pretty hard"
They get hard if you're losing cognitive function. He literally admitted [for some reason very aggressively] in his interview with Chris Wallace that he found the latter portion of the test difficult. Makes one wonder if he'll even be able to comprehend one a couple years from now.
It’s like someone coming back from the doctor bragging about having a pulse, a temperature, and blood pressure.
🤦♂️
Well... better to have them than not. Also, if you're over 100, you automatically get bragging rights.
Some say his blood pressure is the best actually
pulse, temperature, blood pressure, camera, tv
You know he said he is "cognitively there" which sounds like a fancy way to say "conscious"...
So good! Thank you!
I’m sooooo glad you’re keeping these at home. Fallon is crashing and burning in his studio.
3:30 "Even the interviewer had the face of someone who had wandered away from a White House tour and just wanted to find his family." Brilliant! Damn funny stuff! :)
Of course he's excited about his "test results". It's the first time in his life he took a test by himself. I assume he didn't pay someone to take it this time.
When you said two lollipops I choked on my coffee 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my gosh, has Will Forte been the voice of the sea captain this whole time?! ❤
Since he's bragging about not being demented, we should see his: 1. tax returns 2. school transcripts and 3. weight on an accurate scale in front of honest witnesses.
CarriUSA have you ever looked up the Straw Man Fallacy? If not you definitely should. I think it would go a long way to ending partisanship if people were more aware of rhetorical tricks.
@@CarriUSA go collect your ruble Natasha. Hi to putzsin!
CarriUSA hahaha. Deflect harder. Deflect faster.
Oh you never ever gonna see any of that. Issued gag orders for transcripts...and fighting tooth and nail over tax returns..never seen anything like it. Of course, it nothing suspicious about that..no not at all. As for weight..no need, it painfully obvious he not fit.
Joe Ryan, LMAO. Have A Wonderful Day, my friend.
"We had goons show up at our peaceful protest with tear-gas, attack dogs, automatic rifles, and water cannons in the winter time in N. Dakoda." The goons sprayed us with tear-gas and water on a frigid winter day" "They pointed their assault rifles at us, and released the attack dogs on us". Our crime? A peaceful protest to stop an oil pipeline near our reservation that would run under the river where we get our water from" -Standing Rock Sioux Tribe
I’m so embarrassed for Trump’s actions. He’d rip up the entire earth to make more money.
@@martybaldwin7844 it's not money! Trump needs adoration and attention. He does rallies to surround himself with people who love him, take that away and he'd wither and die.
Well look on the bright side... maybe a giant meteor will come kill everyone.
Unfortunately Trump is not alone. There are thugs like him everywere. I hope you will succed in your fight for your rights. Love from Denmark.
So are you an intentional racist?
To me, Seth has done a great job adapting to the non broadcast studio environment! I also love how he has expanded his commentary to include systemic issues beyond the Trump administration. For example in this video, he spoke about our reliance on violence and coercion in responding to social activists rather than seeing the situation from the perspective of people’s needs. Stay human(e) 〰️🔆〰️
I love your throwaway references. Don't let the sea captain torch a car, okay?