Trump Praises “Demon Sperm” Doctor Who Pushed Hydroxychloroquine: A Closer Look

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  • @AlexH-nt1gg
    @AlexH-nt1gg 3 роки тому +249

    Ok, I didn't see so many things coming this year, but nationwide conversation abot "demon sperm" takes the cake.

    • @andrewball9855
      @andrewball9855 3 роки тому +15

      Next will be demon sperm crossed with murder hornets flying across the country impregnating by sting and starting the zombie apocalypse. Many people are saying.....

    • @mrclueuin
      @mrclueuin 3 роки тому +11

      Stop this ride I wanna get off! 😭

    • @acronen
      @acronen 3 роки тому +1

      @@Henry-W-Schlemmer Seriously, it's only July. What a long year it has already been, and we still have election shenanigans to go through too!

    • @petethetaper
      @petethetaper 3 роки тому

      @@Henry-W-Schlemmer fat chance

    • @tthappyrock368
      @tthappyrock368 3 роки тому +1

      You know it!

  • @dr.z1657
    @dr.z1657 3 роки тому +229

    As a practicing physician with a brain and a conscience, I can say unequivocally that the Texas Medical Board needs to suspend or revoke Stella Immanuel’s license immediately.

    • @paulinechapman9319
      @paulinechapman9319 3 роки тому +30

      Dr. Z as one of you...i too am thinking never mind stella ...the texas medical board needs to be disbanded...🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @Makermook
      @Makermook 3 роки тому +26

      We all have colleagues about whom we think, "Did this guy almost get admitted to the ward during his psych rotation?"

    • @mfay6933
      @mfay6933 3 роки тому +18

      Thank you for your service. It's sad that the same thing I say to service members I now say to our medical professionals, but I feel the need to, as a person who has to engage with the public on a daily basis. I appreciate you and your work.

    • @ritamariekelley4077
      @ritamariekelley4077 3 роки тому +3

      I tried to check her credentials. Does she have a valid license?

    • @mfay6933
      @mfay6933 3 роки тому +8

      Sadly yes

  • @murdo4243
    @murdo4243 3 роки тому +502

    That “doctor” said demon sperm. But why not Demon Semen. Missed opportunity

    • @cherahsBroll
      @cherahsBroll 3 роки тому +13

      😂😂😂

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 3 роки тому +13

      All I can think of is that he'd somehow come across a copy of Malleus Maleficarum, and that he's gonna be burning witches (COVID-19 victims) next.

    • @rhijulbec1
      @rhijulbec1 3 роки тому

      😁 😁 😁

    • @rocky5152
      @rocky5152 3 роки тому +16

      Dont give the demon sperm (trump) any ideas! LOL

    • @lmoore9737
      @lmoore9737 3 роки тому

      😜

  • @plucas1
    @plucas1 3 роки тому +98

    So, uh, exactly what strain of weed DOES make Doritos taste better?
    Asking for a friend.

  • @d.t.garcia8705
    @d.t.garcia8705 3 роки тому +101

    I went to Google, typed in "sea captain", printed it out, wrote "yes," and mailed it to Double Trouble, New Jersey... But just to be sure, I thought I'd also vote here.
    Yes.

  • @terilw
    @terilw 3 роки тому +705

    We really are living in the Stupidest Timeline now.

    • @3mPeRaToR
      @3mPeRaToR 3 роки тому +17

      Call Barry Allen and tell him, he has to let his mom go. He messed up so badly.

    • @dahdoc1614
      @dahdoc1614 3 роки тому +2

      @@3mPeRaToR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @3radHill
      @3radHill 3 роки тому +3

      definitely the most divided

    • @urbaniteurbanizer1612
      @urbaniteurbanizer1612 3 роки тому +13

      I think America has slipped into the Twilight Zone!

    • @Al-Ghaibb
      @Al-Ghaibb 3 роки тому +1

      Guillermo Alexis Morales Campusano 😂🤣😂

  • @bobcobb3654
    @bobcobb3654 3 роки тому +79

    If Rob Zombie doesn’t release a song or album titled “Demon Semen” by the end of the year, I’m gonna be disappointed.

    • @thesocialistabomination
      @thesocialistabomination 3 роки тому +2

      Or Powerwolf

    • @karl3973
      @karl3973 3 роки тому +1

      powerwolf is the better band and yes ill look forward to that song

    • @Tanlantas
      @Tanlantas 3 роки тому +2

      haha... hahaha me too now that you mentioned it

  • @jasonjacoby
    @jasonjacoby 3 роки тому +21

    No way you're Miller, that Dana Carvey was friggin' perfect!

  • @WildFyreful
    @WildFyreful 3 роки тому +38

    Whatever institution gave that lady her medical degree needs to revoke it immediately.

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 3 роки тому

      @Andy her degree comes from Africa? I think not so much a med school...more like playing operation in a really filthy barnyard.

    • @vexxama
      @vexxama 3 роки тому

      I think since trump has shone a spot light on her she’ll be under scrutiny now, her career is going to suffer for this. Hell, I wouldn’t want to go to a hospital with a quack like that

  • @grahvis
    @grahvis 3 роки тому +60

    The NHS in the UK, held a large scale trial of different drugs of which hydroxychloroquine was one.
    It was dropped early in the trial since it appeared to do more harm than good.

    • @christophersimons128
      @christophersimons128 3 роки тому +26

      Trump should have been dropped early in his term, for precisely the same reason.

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 3 роки тому +1

      @@christophersimons128 Yeah, the early term being his mother's pregnancy.

    • @donaldintlekofer8448
      @donaldintlekofer8448 3 роки тому

      Just like Trump, fits doesn't it?

  • @txtaddicted2010
    @txtaddicted2010 3 роки тому +35

    Honestly, Seth is starting to look like a younger Tony Hawk from an alternate timeline.

    • @jbmazhar2000
      @jbmazhar2000 3 роки тому

      yo..... YOOO =0 =0

    • @hannahbear9131
      @hannahbear9131 3 роки тому +1

      That’s what being in social isolation with two kids and a spouse does to you. I look like Medusa now.

  • @SophieBird07
    @SophieBird07 3 роки тому +27

    I’m actually glad Im old. There is just too much madness now. Still, I hang on to witness sanity’s rebirth and the end of trumpets.

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 3 роки тому +2

      the rot goes too deep. trust me, this will get worse before it gets better, and "better" won't be seen for decades now. find yourself a sane corner, and enjoy what you can, while you can.

    • @annarose5126
      @annarose5126 3 роки тому +2

      As far as I’m concerned the “Trumpets” should realize by now that this man is unfit to hold office. The last thing “Our Country” needs is for him to be re-elected.

  • @Stigmatainmypants
    @Stigmatainmypants 3 роки тому +82

    The most hilarious part is that Trump was conned by a Con-Woman. Amazing. And Sea Captain, you get a vote of YES.

    • @bablumenthal9703
      @bablumenthal9703 3 роки тому +6

      Heard the line, "it's easiest to sell a salesman?" Also easiest to con a con man.

    • @ragglock
      @ragglock 3 роки тому +4

      Anyone checked if she attended Trump University? , if so Karma biggly 😅

  • @JLB0880
    @JLB0880 3 роки тому +193

    A nap is really just a demon quickie. An afternoon demon delight.

    • @timirichter9225
      @timirichter9225 3 роки тому +6

      #stealing

    • @oliverschnabel4293
      @oliverschnabel4293 3 роки тому +6

      This is an underrated, under appreciated comment

    • @awarenessvillage
      @awarenessvillage 3 роки тому +2

      OH, that's good!!! LOL

    • @audio4apes
      @audio4apes 3 роки тому +3

      Aren’t. Aren’t you a witch?

    • @jon5104
      @jon5104 3 роки тому +1

      Yep and the Devil loves you, unfortunately you will meet God first, good luck

  • @MOBROOKS
    @MOBROOKS 3 роки тому +157

    Is it just me or has Seth gotten better in these attic shows?
    He’s gotten wittier!!
    These attic shows are some of his best shows.
    Maybe because he doesn’t have to slow down and wait for the live audience’s response so now he can just let it rip at a pace at which the jokes just come flying at you nonstop.
    I don’t know bro but he’s gotten good!!
    And do mean like REALLY GOOD!!
    I mean like almost as good as Jon Stewart in the last days of his daily show good.
    Props to ya Seth.
    I mean I love John Oliver, I love Stephen, I like Trevor, and I love Sam but that Emmy should be yours to lose at this point.

    • @rolandofgilead43
      @rolandofgilead43 3 роки тому +18

      i know right Colbert also has gotten even better having no audience

    • @isaacwolfe5986
      @isaacwolfe5986 3 роки тому +2

      Yes! I was worried around the wasp era, but now he is back in full swing with an undeniable tinge of glorious insanity!

    • @ajbeddo
      @ajbeddo 3 роки тому +1

      You forgot bill Maher for shame

    • @sakura5697
      @sakura5697 3 роки тому +1

      Totally agree!

    • @magicdragondragon5560
      @magicdragondragon5560 3 роки тому

      Are you his new writer?

  • @BTheTrue
    @BTheTrue 3 роки тому +38

    he's boxed himself into a corner. he now has to publicly praise weirdos and charlatans because they praise him. smh.

    • @doloresreynolds8145
      @doloresreynolds8145 3 роки тому +3

      BB McKinlay. He is so easily manipulated that this con-woman knew just how to get his attention and approval... praise hydroxychloriquine!

    • @annofbigbeach
      @annofbigbeach 3 роки тому +3

      Don't forget his sympathy for Ghislaine Maxwell's plight.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 3 роки тому +3

      @@doloresreynolds8145 He's so gullible you could take a couple of long underwear union suits, put 'em in a big clothes dryer down at the laundromat, and tell him he's watching wrestling on TV and he'd believe it. _And after he found out vegetarians eat vegetables, he won't go near a humanitarian._

    • @BTheTrue
      @BTheTrue 3 роки тому +1

      @@doloresreynolds8145 exactly.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 3 роки тому +40

    You know, "covid-19" and "murder hornets" were on the menu for this year, but I didn't expect "demon sperm."

    • @skonther0ck
      @skonther0ck 3 роки тому +2

      Don’t forget the cane toads in Florida whose slimy secretions can kill dogs.

    • @paytonjellison1573
      @paytonjellison1573 3 роки тому

      @@skonther0ck I must have missed the memo on that one and with the way this year is going I honestly can't tell if you're being serious or not.

    • @shmuli9
      @shmuli9 3 роки тому

      Or the "law and order" president.

    • @kommandantbaker
      @kommandantbaker 3 роки тому +3

      I thought I had a raw deal when my 2020 bingo card had "Demon Sperm" as the center square but I guess I was wrong.

    • @paulinechapman9319
      @paulinechapman9319 3 роки тому +1

      Payton Jellison oh yes he’s serious...trump listened to the demon destroyer doctor...trump was “very impressed”with her...sadly he’s not alone...sex with a demon according to this doctor is to be avoided at all costs...my jaw is still on the floor...what is going on in the US🇨🇦🇨🇦

  • @lucisferre6361
    @lucisferre6361 3 роки тому +25

    We've declined so much in such a short time. I can scarcely recognize my beloved country any longer. This sucks.

    • @mtLarN
      @mtLarN 3 роки тому

      This wild downhill sledding started some decades ago, slowed a bit down during Obama's time, only to accelerate again after that.

  • @mksabourinable
    @mksabourinable 3 роки тому +12

    I took a month+ break from the internet basically, like no social media, UA-cam, news, etc. Still streamed stuff and did online mobile games but yea. (I was on the verge of mental breakdown.... Needed to take time for me...)
    Good to know that the news is basically exactly where I left it 🙄

  • @GenevieveThornton
    @GenevieveThornton 3 роки тому +65

    12:33 most women he talks about are “nasty” or rude, yet this looney doctors is _spectacular_ 🙄

    • @doloresreynolds8145
      @doloresreynolds8145 3 роки тому +3

      Genevieve Spectacular - but he really knows nothing about her....

    • @omnixanadu9659
      @omnixanadu9659 3 роки тому +5

      If you say something that Trump agrees with or you agree with something he says, you're spectacular.
      Disagree with him and he resorts to insults.

    • @wildhogs1ful
      @wildhogs1ful 3 роки тому

      belief in the bible makes her crazy ? She may not have used the correct phrases but fornication is a sin

    • @arthurreilly6258
      @arthurreilly6258 3 роки тому

      Well, many people have told him that she looks remarkably like Melania.....

    • @ourveneratedoverlorde1551
      @ourveneratedoverlorde1551 3 роки тому +7

      @@wildhogs1ful "Fornication is a sin" is in no way the same as saying "STDs are caused by sexy dream demons". In my opinion, of course. Though, obviously you're free to believe what you wish. Stay safe out there :)

  • @ibrahimchowdhury9779
    @ibrahimchowdhury9779 3 роки тому +89

    I’m guessing Seths location: the gift shop in a lighthouse on the East Coast. 😂😂😂

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 3 роки тому +6

      Captain of a ship along the coast: "And that's Seth's lighthouse." First mate: "How can you tell?" Captain: "I can hear his monologue."

    • @mateowey
      @mateowey 3 роки тому +2

      @@philipclayberg4928 lol!! 😂🤣

    • @karemmalpark
      @karemmalpark 3 роки тому

      Yes in Maine

  • @batoutofmel4959
    @batoutofmel4959 3 роки тому +120

    Sea Captain YES. He left his mistress--the mighty ocean--to share his wisdom with us! Don't do him dirty!

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 3 роки тому +6

      I bet that the Sea Captain doesn't approve of Seth being a landlubber.

  • @TheSquishiRex
    @TheSquishiRex 3 роки тому +2

    Seth, the portion about “we all wish this worked” was very good. Reaching out with humanity like that is much better for driving conversation than just ridiculing someone

  • @caroljomartin3051
    @caroljomartin3051 3 роки тому +21

    "Italy: the New Jersey of Europe"
    I'M DYIN'!!!!

    • @irgendwieanders2121
      @irgendwieanders2121 3 роки тому +2

      That is so BS.
      We do not have something New Jersey-Like in Europe...
      And if, it would be Belgium...

    • @Boules99
      @Boules99 3 роки тому

      @@irgendwieanders2121 I'll bite--why Belgium?

    • @MamaLeahRocksIt
      @MamaLeahRocksIt 3 роки тому +1

      @@Boules99 LOL. Belgium 🇧🇪 is Europe's New Jersey. Belgians are a trip. Loud, flashy, blunt. I love them.

    • @irgendwieanders2121
      @irgendwieanders2121 3 роки тому

      @@Boules99 Yes indeed, why Belgium?
      To be honest: Nobody seems to know or even have a good explanatory theory for Belgium...

    • @desertflower3996
      @desertflower3996 3 роки тому

      @@irgendwieanders2121 But, I thought it was Finland. 😢

  • @christophermerlot3366
    @christophermerlot3366 3 роки тому +156

    I can't wait for that doctor's TED talk. Better have visuals.

    • @bobsbuurgers3714
      @bobsbuurgers3714 3 роки тому +5

      Tedx material for sure. lmao!

    • @MaidenHelll
      @MaidenHelll 3 роки тому +2

      I can’t wait for Seth to get a haircut, he looks 13 and 30

  • @saltycrow
    @saltycrow 3 роки тому +367

    Should have been called demon semen. Everyone likes a good rhyme.

  • @-GTN-
    @-GTN- 3 роки тому +162

    "person, woman, demon, sperm, camera, TV"

    • @valerieshafer4372
      @valerieshafer4372 3 роки тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @peter9477
      @peter9477 3 роки тому +5

      @Dak Lamerbusch Yes, TV is a word. It's an abbreviation which is merely a special *form* of a word so it's still a word.

    • @gerardgold4053
      @gerardgold4053 3 роки тому

      Vote.Gov

    • @thelightsilent
      @thelightsilent 3 роки тому +2

      I wouldnt donate to City Harvest! Jilly Stephens OE OF FIVE on top of City Harvest PYRAMID SCHEME earned $421,739 in calendar year 2016 with bonuses worth 40k EACH. I dont think donating money to CEOs and charities that do the bare minimum whilst people like Jilly Stephens GETS FREE FROM TAX EXCEPTION Whilst EARNING $421,739+ A YEAR will help the poor.

    • @creative_4ever
      @creative_4ever 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @scbtripwire
    @scbtripwire 3 роки тому +8

    Man I miss The Sopranos, rest in peace James Gandolfini.

  • @ktnixon81
    @ktnixon81 3 роки тому +59

    Demon sperm? Someone knows my ex-boyfriend’s father? Heyyyooooo!!! I’ll be here all week folks!

  • @darkmyro
    @darkmyro 3 роки тому +88

    is it weird that he seems more offended that he cant spread misinformation than that the information is wrong?

    • @dontdoit2543
      @dontdoit2543 3 роки тому +1

      Yup- again like 🐑

    • @glennwelsh9784
      @glennwelsh9784 3 роки тому +12

      It's the "I have the right as an American to say it even if it's wrong and stupid and dangerous and makes me look like an ass" position.

    • @burkles4456
      @burkles4456 3 роки тому +3

      Glenn Welsh more like, “it doesn’t matter what I did because what about this liberal who did something else?!”

    • @darkmyro
      @darkmyro 3 роки тому +4

      @@glennwelsh9784 sounds about right, its the same platform of " America has never done anything historically bad" and "I'm gonna believe in this conspiracy theory even though I can clearly google( or other search methods of choice) everything about it and disprove it in like 2 seconds" This is why I get my new by aggregate if you see 4-6 news outlets saying close to the same thing, but fox news, info wars, and oan are just being contrarian and conspiracy theory filled then its kinda hard to argue that fox news, info wars, and oan are legitimately reporting the news.

  • @stranraerwal
    @stranraerwal 3 роки тому +34

    ...your "church-lady" imitation isn't bad at all, Seth.

  • @SDiaz-yo6yv
    @SDiaz-yo6yv 3 роки тому +122

    The Orange Potus must have invested ALL of his 100 million dollars into the Hydroxy and will do ANYTHING to make sales go up! LMFAO

    • @workct4102
      @workct4102 3 роки тому +3

      Except its working....and WINNING

    • @facespaz
      @facespaz 3 роки тому +6

      @@workct4102 careful with the demon sperm, true believer.

    • @Pit.Gutzmann
      @Pit.Gutzmann 3 роки тому +11

      Not HIS 100 million. He does not have that much money. He takes it from others to invest and he himself harvests the profits. The others have to sue him to get at least half of their money back. The art of the deal...

    • @workct4102
      @workct4102 3 роки тому

      @@facespaz maybe you should read more

    • @workct4102
      @workct4102 3 роки тому +2

      @@Pit.Gutzmann really? You know this as a fact huh? Lol...gtfoh

  • @Shydoshi17
    @Shydoshi17 3 роки тому +91

    Im digging the sea captain. He definitely needs to stick around, his energy is nice and light.

    • @SilentRiver00
      @SilentRiver00 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed! xD

    • @donsof2542
      @donsof2542 3 роки тому +7

      Seth, the Captain is a great sidekick, and you should keep him until the in person studio shows return, and maybe beyond. Yours is the greatest late night talk show, you guys keep me laughing, and thanks!

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 3 роки тому +2

      He's good, old-fashioned cheesy nautical-uncle-joke fun. Please keep him around a while, willya?

    • @StaglBagl
      @StaglBagl 3 роки тому

      I think the writers have tuned his interjections and comedic timing. They also act as great full stops after a monologue section.

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck 3 роки тому +161

    Keep the Sea Captain . He's only half way through the Thorn Birds .

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 3 роки тому +8

      Maybe Seth should have a copy of "A High Wind in Jamaica" or "Mutiny on the Bounty" on hand for the Sea Captain. The Sea Captain probably doesn't like having to read a book about landlubbers.

    • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
      @WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 роки тому +2

      I'm just afraid for the 📚 books. I don't know what happened to them. I'm glad the last copy of "The Birds" made it.

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 3 роки тому +4

      @@WarriorQueenUnicorn Maybe Seth's show needs more cowbell, er, books. A stack of books with ever-changing titles. "I, Sea Captain". "The Sealion, the Sea Hag, and the Sea Captain". "To Sea, or Not To Sea, That is the Question". "Storm Birds". "Gale, Gale, the Gang's All Here". "Jonathan Livingston Sea Captain". "The Old Man and the Sea Captain". And so on.

  • @WillhiteStephen
    @WillhiteStephen 3 роки тому +18

    "The only poll I'm interested in is a fishing pole." I'm dying.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 3 роки тому

      Trump wants all the polls locked away out of sight. And it's no laughing matter. It's no longer acceptable in polite society to tell poll lock jokes. Trump wanted to make his own polls he could control that would show he was ahead, so he rented a big board and all the necessary gear, but it got repossessed when he got several months behind and refused to pay off the poll lease.

  • @brianthomasauker
    @brianthomasauker 3 роки тому +33

    Just how much cocaine are they paying Donald Trump Jr. with now?
    That entire family is stuck in all of the worst parts of the 80s.

    • @hannahbear9131
      @hannahbear9131 3 роки тому +4

      Including the hair. Seriously, wouldn’t we all rather see the Donald embrace the baldness already? The amount of money that family must spend on hair gel, pomade, mousse, orange makeup, and shellac is probably more than I make in a year.

    • @njones420
      @njones420 3 роки тому +4

      @@hannahbear9131 I bet his bed-sheets look like the Turin shroud

    • @meganesergerie2415
      @meganesergerie2415 3 роки тому

      N Jones 😄😂

    • @paulwest7469
      @paulwest7469 3 роки тому

      That's how Hunter Biden prefers being paid,isn't it?!! Ohh wait he likes the Chinese "Yen"...srry

    • @njones420
      @njones420 3 роки тому

      @@paulwest7469 I'm pretty sure "Chinese Yen" was one of the porn-stars Trump paid off to keep quiet.

  • @DrewStone83
    @DrewStone83 3 роки тому +90

    That part where Seth is doing the impression of Trump's ex-doctor: "Soy sauce packet...soy sauce packet, honey mustard" So good. I bet the Sea Captain wrote it. That guy is hilarious.

    • @rossparker01
      @rossparker01 3 роки тому +5

      Is this Sea Captain Will Forte? I keep looking for a comment related to this, but haven't seen it yet.. It could just be Seth, but I'm kind of convinced it's Will Forte...

    • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
      @WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 роки тому

      Or the guy that played Stefon

    • @mjbhcalif
      @mjbhcalif 3 роки тому

      @@rossparker01 kfbr392

    • @benwick4065
      @benwick4065 3 роки тому +2

      Seth this is important we need to know (omg tho I think you're right about Will Forte...)

    • @abpanda1596
      @abpanda1596 3 роки тому

      Would like to know too. Lol

  • @MeBeCreepy
    @MeBeCreepy 3 роки тому +188

    I’ve mailed 25 pictures of a sea captains with “YES” scribbled on them to 25 different addresses. I hope one lands!

  • @freda2758
    @freda2758 3 роки тому +8

    Oh my lord, Church Lady would be destroying these people!

  • @traekas7228
    @traekas7228 3 роки тому +1

    Church Lady! I can’t...🤣😅😂! And Dennis what’s-his-face! Great impressions of both! Man, I miss them! Thx, Seth! That was pretty awesome!

  • @Washadamoak
    @Washadamoak 3 роки тому +194

    trump was impressed by the doctor and the " _other doctors who stood with her_ "
    Doesn't take much to impress him

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 3 роки тому +3

      Trump uses just a little wet concrete. It's cheaper that way.

    • @tubruton
      @tubruton 3 роки тому +10

      Trump is most impressed by people who repeat what he says.

    • @xXKisskerXx
      @xXKisskerXx 3 роки тому +2

      I am sure when Trump says he is busy, he just has every Monitor and Device tuned to Baby Shark on a Loop, after all - he thinks the song is about him and his Shark Tank.

    • @Washadamoak
      @Washadamoak 3 роки тому +2

      @@tubruton yes, but the other doctors didn't say anything, they "just stood with her"

    • @frostingogmail3883
      @frostingogmail3883 3 роки тому +4

      Count me in as a huuuuge Captain fan! I followed the vote instructions to the letter but I thought I'd double down on my captain love and also vote here!

  • @tubruton
    @tubruton 3 роки тому +423

    This should be a clear lesson to all Americans - don't have sex with demons in your sleep.
    It's just common sense.

    • @billijoebobbyjr
      @billijoebobbyjr 3 роки тому +31

      Feel like I missed that part of sex ed

    • @thomaspalazzolo5902
      @thomaspalazzolo5902 3 роки тому +32

      But they're lonely and they let me be big spoon!

    • @emilpettersson3603
      @emilpettersson3603 3 роки тому +11

      Such things are for awake time so you can be sure about where they try to stick their tails.

    • @antarath517
      @antarath517 3 роки тому +15

      @@billijoebobbyjr Yeah they don't teach that stuff in abstinence-only

    • @giabarrone7422
      @giabarrone7422 3 роки тому +6

      It is clear you have already been micro-chipped by Bill Gates through 5G!

  • @rainbowroadthekilljoy8
    @rainbowroadthekilljoy8 3 роки тому +12

    Alex Jones feels like a Sacha Baron Cohen character.

    • @soupy214645
      @soupy214645 3 роки тому +1

      I am fully expecting him to pull off his face mask to reveal himself to be Andy Kaufman. Any day now . . .

  • @Edkipp712
    @Edkipp712 3 роки тому +1

    The construction worker thing hit home. There's someone I work with, and I miss not laughing at his attempts at jokes.

  • @evinfuilt
    @evinfuilt 3 роки тому +61

    Seths Sea captain makes me feel good about my talking painting.

  • @streakydrip8792
    @streakydrip8792 3 роки тому +65

    These politicians need to recognize the crap storm that is stirring up around the U.S. What do they think is going to happen when people can’t afford rent, food, and basic necessities?

    • @annihilator45
      @annihilator45 3 роки тому +6

      Millions set up guillotine and remove idiot politicians.

    • @ToneKneeParaSocial
      @ToneKneeParaSocial 3 роки тому +2

      @@annihilator45 yay! just like the French!

    • @md61211
      @md61211 3 роки тому +5

      We'll see next week

    • @ryans_skylight3955
      @ryans_skylight3955 3 роки тому +1

      the horde of evicted people storm congress and the country splits into factions...just like the video games

  • @twinvortex
    @twinvortex 3 роки тому +5

    Literally Seth makes me feel so safe anyone else?

  • @shadow759
    @shadow759 3 роки тому +28

    Again I love the story on these videos Lol!
    Sea captain adding some canon to Seth's life.

  • @newtonlums
    @newtonlums 3 роки тому +24

    "You're an IT Billionaire, stop dressing like an IT guy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lynnebucher6537
      @lynnebucher6537 3 роки тому

      Gates really dressed like a stereotypical IT guy before he got married. He'd go to interviews in rumpled clothes, hair greasy and askew, and looking like he needed a shower. I think his wife was instrumental in cleaning him up.

  • @jackiepaper101
    @jackiepaper101 3 роки тому +279

    Seth gradually descending into madness is hilarious.

    • @leogr5561
      @leogr5561 3 роки тому +13

      HeyNowLookHere agreed. This chewed up summary of reality in form of comedy comes with the price of actually being informed of the madness happening nowadays. My hat is off for the writers. They are the heroes.

    • @Bernacide
      @Bernacide 3 роки тому +1

      Hilariously pretentious and out of touch.

    • @whitneymohrhauser8753
      @whitneymohrhauser8753 3 роки тому

      I think we all are going crazy

    • @liyralawless7164
      @liyralawless7164 3 роки тому +1

      @@Bernacide would you mind elaborating on your comment?

    • @leogr5561
      @leogr5561 3 роки тому +6

      Rebecca Mullins just because you can’t see the joke, or maybe you see it, but still don’t get it, or maybe you get it, but still don’t find it funny. You still got out your way to express your negativity in what clearly the rest of us, subscribed or not to the show feeds, find funny and actually enjoy it. Congratulations! You expressed your opinion, pretentiously and out of touch, but you did 🙂

  • @rosegott7105
    @rosegott7105 3 роки тому +2

    Seth, it's doesn't matter how I feel about the Captain. If he helps you - God bless! Keep up the good work!

  • @patrickcrews3977
    @patrickcrews3977 3 роки тому +3

    Loved the Dennis Miller sign off, Seth!

  • @iowashots2467
    @iowashots2467 3 роки тому +76

    We love Seth and the sea Captain. ...sounds like a low budget soap opera!

    • @katthefantastic
      @katthefantastic 3 роки тому +1

      that is a catchy title

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 3 роки тому +2

      A bromance in the making.

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 3 роки тому +2

      @@katthefantastic Net quite ready for prime time. Live from New York ... it's Seth Meyer's Attic Live!

  • @poppybell8217
    @poppybell8217 3 роки тому +57

    That photo of trump’s doctor will NEVER get old. Never ever.

    • @93Jubilee
      @93Jubilee 3 роки тому

      Timeless and priceless!

  • @xeltanni8999
    @xeltanni8999 3 роки тому +5

    The thing that makes me so mad about all of this is knowing that I will 100% have to listen to my father repeat it to me at some point. =/

  • @lotharsoran3604
    @lotharsoran3604 3 роки тому +3

    You aren't at your in-laws, Seth. It's a conspiracy to deceive! That panelling behind you is identical to the one in your attic. Also: YES to the Sea Captain. He has ridiculous and cheesy charm.

  • @ryanrivard1455
    @ryanrivard1455 3 роки тому +307

    Why does tucker Carlson always look like a dog trying to figure out what your saying?

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 3 роки тому +72

      How dare you insult dogs! He looks like he is perpetually farting and can't work out where it's coming from.

    • @sallyhines7527
      @sallyhines7527 3 роки тому +29

      Could be that Tucker Carlson is full of that "demon sperm".

    • @mechanic1955.
      @mechanic1955. 3 роки тому +18

      Trucker Carlson always has that deer in the headlights look.

    • @stephaniecapelache8502
      @stephaniecapelache8502 3 роки тому +4

      If there is reptilians maybe he’s a type of doggilian 🧐🤯

    • @donaldintlekofer8448
      @donaldintlekofer8448 3 роки тому +12

      Thought he was shitting his pants when he gets that look on his face.

  • @danielfarrugia3884
    @danielfarrugia3884 3 роки тому +311

    Why aren't they calling it demon semen? Much more hilarious.

  • @bitethesun
    @bitethesun 3 роки тому +1

    Keep the Sea Captain!!!!! Thanks for all of the daily laughs :)))

  • @davidcopperfield-notthemag397
    @davidcopperfield-notthemag397 3 роки тому +2

    There is no denying it, Seth Meyers is a RIOT! A cheek hurting funny guy! Thank you Seth for keeping my cheeks (face) in shape...

  • @jakebutler291
    @jakebutler291 3 роки тому +161

    The fact that people actually take Trump seriously...🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @dawnshort8987
      @dawnshort8987 3 роки тому +19

      trump is seriously deranged and he is a serious threat to democracy, Oh, I guess you're right.

    • @JCTiggs1
      @JCTiggs1 3 роки тому +6

      "DiscusTING what SETH MAYERS-- A TOTAL LOSER-- is doing to to our SEACaptain, aka Captain Highliner, a TRUE nationals (not baseball) HEROW!.. So SAD he went insane.. trapped on his lonely island, in his own lighthouse.. All night.. all day... some times running to his UNDERGROUND basement (NOT A BUNKER).. Looking for his MERMAID (sexy fish WOMAN) ,.. she left him him for ONE THOUSHAND AND THIRTY FISH STICKS., such a NASTY mermaid.. His sense of time and space force.. twisted.. every day just one long STOrMy (not DANIELS) night.. eating fish sticks with IMAGINARY FRIENDS, always eating fish sticks until his END OF days! K.. THEY say his fishy sticks CURE the CHINESE VIRUS..so i eat 11 a day, each one wrapped inside a LYSOL wipe.. save MYseLf!!... VIRUS Bad! KFC good! Masks = fake! Linky to SEA CAPTAIN proof of MAGIC STICKs..
      ua-cam.com/video/__QmUvZCNaI/v-deo.html
      - Donald Trump

    • @garydoss6345
      @garydoss6345 3 роки тому +2

      It never ceases to amaze.

    • @vivianperino5006
      @vivianperino5006 3 роки тому +1

      Jake Butler ...l know, but I’m an old lady and I’ll have sex with demons in my sleep ,,,,it’s better than nothing! 🧟‍♂️🧟👿😈👹👺🤤😍🥰

    • @user-sr4nc4tc6f
      @user-sr4nc4tc6f 3 роки тому +1

      So disappointing

  • @skler69
    @skler69 3 роки тому +118

    Despite having access to near unlimited resources, dear leader relies almost exclusively on crackpot conspiracy theories he finds on social media to make "policy" decisions in the middle of a pandemic.

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 3 роки тому +2

      Tells you a lot about his decision making abilities.

  • @jessicamayer3900
    @jessicamayer3900 3 роки тому

    Omg I just saw the Thorn Birds on your mantle 🤣

  • @wcjohnny1
    @wcjohnny1 3 роки тому +1

    The Steve Miller sign off was brilliant ! You're finding your stride Seth .

  • @501archer
    @501archer 3 роки тому +27

    KEEP THE SEA CAPTAIN!! He reminds me of Rex Harrison's character in The Ghost and Mrs. Muir and ever since, I've always wanted to live in an old house that's haunted by a grumpy yet strangely endearing sea captain. Yeah, I know I'm weird.

    • @misslanapford9169
      @misslanapford9169 3 роки тому +2

      Try watching the series on you tube. The ghost and Mrs Muir, its good and funny.. but there is only 2 seasons..

  • @triarb5790
    @triarb5790 3 роки тому +362

    I bet everyone yelling "Arrest Bill Gates" use Microsoft all day every day

    • @josephsilin6041
      @josephsilin6041 3 роки тому +6

      there is not much of an alternative to Microsoft

    •  3 роки тому +28

      @@josephsilin6041 Yes there are. Apple OS and Linux.

    • @No-onesgayformoleman
      @No-onesgayformoleman 3 роки тому +9

      @ He didn't say there isn't "any" alternative, he said there isn't "much" and you just proved his point.
      I've never seen anyone use Linux, Apple OS isn't as popular as Windows.

    • @billyclifton5710
      @billyclifton5710 3 роки тому +28

      It's like denying science in a tweet from your smart phone.

    •  3 роки тому +2

      @@No-onesgayformoleman Say that to Americans. That's not really true. Mind you I prefer Windows myself. As for Linux it's used a lot, but if you're not working with computers you may not know.

  • @robbyhanlon
    @robbyhanlon 3 роки тому +1

    Best part of the new show premise is getting to enjoy all of Seth’s impressions. Good stuff :)

  • @ronj77
    @ronj77 3 роки тому +1

    Two Soy Sauce packets in the shirt pocket is the definition of "Living On The Edge" 🤣

  • @sparkytepig
    @sparkytepig 3 роки тому +172

    Can we keep the sea Captain? His goofy nautical jokes help to ease the existential dread from the typical news segments.

    • @juliem2254
      @juliem2254 3 роки тому +3

      amen to that

    • @dorothyyoung8231
      @dorothyyoung8231 3 роки тому +5

      When they go back to the studio I hope Seth’s in-laws let him keep the sea captain, and he gets a place of honor on the set.

    • @terrymitchell2461
      @terrymitchell2461 3 роки тому

      Yeah, he be more chock-a-block than the Ensign halyard on a Spanker gaff to be sure.

    • @hannahbear9131
      @hannahbear9131 3 роки тому

      Please, please no.

  • @sandybarnes887
    @sandybarnes887 3 роки тому +60

    I choked and almost died laughing when you did church lady. Isn't that special.

    • @justinsears8495
      @justinsears8495 3 роки тому +3

      i wanted him to say could it be demon semen

    • @sandybarnes887
      @sandybarnes887 3 роки тому +2

      @@justinsears8495 I was expecting him to say Satan instead of Demons :)

  • @jaclynrichmond1049
    @jaclynrichmond1049 3 роки тому

    Learning who your family and friends are through out this has been eye opening.

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum 3 роки тому +4

    Seth's Paulie Walnuts impression made the whole quarantine worthwhile.

  • @deeh3894
    @deeh3894 3 роки тому +87

    "children don't die of coronavirus" 😢 that's got to be the worst statement.

    • @cmorris9494
      @cmorris9494 3 роки тому +10

      A baby from my area died.

    • @xxdeviousv2
      @xxdeviousv2 3 роки тому +10

      A 5 year old died here

    • @noh-1386
      @noh-1386 3 роки тому +13

      It's so insidious. People are going to lose their children or their own lives because of this round of misinformation. I'm so tired.

    • @leanie9660
      @leanie9660 3 роки тому +3

      Interesting that data collected as of May 2020 (USA) shows that there were only 9 deaths in the 0-17 years age group (6 of whom had pre-existing conditions), but 2 of the people watching this video know a child each. Wow ! Small country ! Methinks there is some misinformation out there ! Children under 12 are not even required to wear masks in public (though I would certainly protect my own child). It is not a myth that children do not seem to be susceptible....as to whether or not they are carriers......

    • @lactofermentation
      @lactofermentation 3 роки тому +8

      @@leanie9660 They never said they knew the kids, just that they were from the same areas. Unless the areas in question are buttfuck nowhere, countless thousands could have heard the story. That sort of thing ends up in local papers and local news stations.
      Try using reason before going for the conspiracy gotcha next time.

  • @kandr21400
    @kandr21400 3 роки тому +65

    "Stop dressing like an I.T. guy...." That was funny.
    Hey wait........I'M an I.T. guy!

  • @RubelliteFae
    @RubelliteFae 3 роки тому

    Their writing is getting better. The soy sauce packet bit really got me 🤣

  • @UpstateMediaNY
    @UpstateMediaNY 3 роки тому

    "Syosett's Stevie Nicks". That one got me. Brilliant L.I. reference.

  • @puppiemaniac3
    @puppiemaniac3 3 роки тому +39

    I have lupus and am also having trouble getting my hydroxychloroquine or plaquenil! Plus anyone wanting to start it should get an eye exam! It destroys the optic nerve! I should be examined every 6 months! It’s a special test they do to look at the effects specific to the drug! This medicine is no joke! You can have get a toxicity from it! Makes you sensitive to sunlight! (I am already) It’s a scary drug to take!

    • @christophersimons128
      @christophersimons128 3 роки тому +5

      At least the sensitivity to sunlight might be a positive when Dr. Trump mandates shining light into the body as a cure. Then again President Lysol B. Jonestown infamously stared directly into a solar eclipse without eye protection.. no mask in a pandemic, no sunglasses during an eclipse, but smears orange crap on his face every day. Because without it he's as white as an aliens' butt.

    • @heatherleopold3594
      @heatherleopold3594 3 роки тому +6

      The side effects scared me - already at risk for retinal detachment. Why he thinks people should pop it like candy says he has a vested interest. Remember, he’s not just stupid, he’s corrupt.

    • @puppiemaniac3
      @puppiemaniac3 3 роки тому +1

      Christopher Simons 😂😂😂😂
      But what it’s even more concerning is that he stages crap like this to distract us from something evil afoot! He’s doing something he doesn’t want us to know about! So he causes a ruckus and gets everyone’s attention on that! Meanwhile back in his secret bunker he’s planning a way to not be thrown out of office!

    • @puppiemaniac3
      @puppiemaniac3 3 роки тому +3

      Heather Leopold it is scary drug! It’s a staple in people’s homes with lupus! This is the most dangerous man ever! He has done more damage to our society in his 4 years than anyone person ever! We will be years recovering (if ever)! Please take care off your health Heather! Stay safe!

    • @AbdulAllahAbuDaoud
      @AbdulAllahAbuDaoud 3 роки тому +1

      I looked at it in 1999 when I was visiting Malaysia and my doctor recommended that I consider an anti-malarial drug. It had a list of scary side effects and when I asked about it he said don’t take that one.

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 3 роки тому +491

    Trump: "I agreed with a black lady; there's no pleasing you people.

    • @obawilliamking5285
      @obawilliamking5285 3 роки тому +32

      Although, I don’t know her or where she’s from... I don’t know anything about her

    • @sknkwrksowner
      @sknkwrksowner 3 роки тому +16

      ....was thinking THAT the whole time and scrolled to check comments...bam. First one I see! lmao

    • @BigSnipp
      @BigSnipp 3 роки тому +5

      LMAO. I gave you shoes. What more do you want?!

    • @amyelizabeth529
      @amyelizabeth529 3 роки тому +21

      😂😂😂 That's his contribution to the Black Lives Matter movement. Ugh.

    • @lonniedobbins1195
      @lonniedobbins1195 3 роки тому +15

      *From Some African Country!*
      I Don't Know Any Black People That Would Seek Her For Medical Treatment.
      *I Know Some That'll Seek Her For Hoodoo(Voodoo) Spells!*

  • @flyingkittenpower
    @flyingkittenpower 3 роки тому

    I can't believe how amusing I am finding the sea captain bits!! There is no reason I should be laughing out loud at them. And even the voting instructions are phenomenal. I do miss the Thorn Birds books bits, but they were more of a spot-the-differences challenge than funny. ** In case you or your writers read this comment, is there any way the sea captain can talk a tiny bit clearer/slower? I usually have to rewind my TV to catch what he says, and I do want to catch it because the banter is almost always funny. It's like Craig Ferguson and his robot (but funnier!)

  • @hoboogre8023
    @hoboogre8023 3 роки тому

    I'm definitely in the "Keep the Captain" camp. Reminds me of my grandfather. Lol

  • @freetolook3727
    @freetolook3727 3 роки тому +131

    "Freedom of Speech" does not include the right to shout "Fire" in a crowded room (unless there really is a fire, of course).

    • @vexxama
      @vexxama 3 роки тому +23

      Freedom of speech from the right basically equates to being able say anything offensive they want, “snowflakes” have to deal with it, but don’t you dare choose to say happy holidays or anything that upsets their conservative beliefs

    • @fieryweasel
      @fieryweasel 3 роки тому +7

      I always point out that the text of the first amendment says that congress cannot pass a law restricting speech - it doesn't say a damn thing about what anyone else can do.

    • @RickKasten
      @RickKasten 3 роки тому +2

      OriginalYithian you're my hero

    • @RickKasten
      @RickKasten 3 роки тому +5

      Freedom of speech to reasonable people: freedom from government persecution for speech that criticizes said government.
      Freedom of speech to Republicans: MY TURN, my turn at the mic, ok now everyone else STFU and listen to how space lizard DNA and Our Lady Fatima statue tears cure cancer oh and BTW I just won the debate so no one else is allowed to speak about this ever again WE LOVE YOU BRITTNEY WWG1WWA MAGA!!!!!

    • @donnydrumpf457
      @donnydrumpf457 3 роки тому +2

      Robert Muldoon I have now seen you post the same link 5 times, no words, no opinion, only copy and paste a link to a flawed study.
      I’m gonna start reporting this as spam.
      Just letting you know, so that you don’t think big bad UA-cam is selecting you out because you are special and you alone know the truth, it is me and others who are tired of the copy/paste spam.
      You are no better than a robocall

  • @TroublingPath
    @TroublingPath 3 роки тому +10

    Sea Captain is an upper tier bit! In these trying times, we need his salty disposition!

  • @mikaylabansie9512
    @mikaylabansie9512 3 роки тому

    guiliani drumpf& drumpf jr., always prepared with huge fistfuls of papers and staffers hair😄😂😂

  • @Wayzor_
    @Wayzor_ 3 роки тому +19

    I would like to see a Will Forte/Seth Meyers Sea Captain spin off movie, a la Cabin Boy (1994).

    • @somosgenel
      @somosgenel 3 роки тому

      !!!HEY!!! HEY !!! Do whatever you want just DO NOT MESS with the classics...Like Cabin Boy.... It is BLASPHEMOUS..

  • @denimchicken6549
    @denimchicken6549 3 роки тому +77

    Seth's Dennis Miller was pretty good; The church lady was spot-on.

    • @sknkwrksowner
      @sknkwrksowner 3 роки тому +6

      Extremely low key, I want to know what Miller's take as an observational comedian (since he's 'conservative'...?) is on all this,...but then I don't because why take on more frustration from apologists. Wondering if he's going WTF or full "Alex Jones". Probably best to not know. lol

    • @denimchicken6549
      @denimchicken6549 3 роки тому +6

      @@sknkwrksowner He had a recurring spot on Bill O'Reilly's show for a while, and his last special had "Fake News" in the title. You're right, it's better to not look into it.
      I keep hoping to find a public conservative voice that hasn't gone completely down the rabbit hole. I have yet to do so.

    • @denimchicken6549
      @denimchicken6549 3 роки тому +2

      @@sknkwrksowner User Reviews

      Old and Lazy?!?
      _17 April 2019 | by nandohahndo_
      I liked Dennis on SNL for his right of center approach to Weekend Update. I was expecting that, in some form. What I got was about 20 min. (couldn't finish it) of a regurgitated diatribe about outdated FOX NEWS culture in joke form. Complaining like an old rural grandpa about things he is actually still understands as he applies his take. This poor guy's comedy shtick did not age well, I think it died on the SNL set, to be honest.
      www.imdb.com/title/tt8618716/

    • @shmuli9
      @shmuli9 3 роки тому +1

      @@denimchicken6549 Don't make the mistake of conflating "conservative" with "Republican". (The Republican party has largely been replaced by EXTREME right-wingers.) I am a Democrat, and while I am socially "liberal" (as are many Republicans, like Patricia Heaton), but I am fiscally "conservative" (who WANTS to have one's money spent and not know where it's going?).

    • @vivianperino5006
      @vivianperino5006 3 роки тому +1

      Denahom Chikn ....Do you know Foghorn Leghorn ?

  • @alison4316
    @alison4316 3 роки тому +19

    I started dating a guy in late February, early March..... Everything was great, we had such a good time together. And then we talked politics. He is apparently a conspiracy theorist.
    We stopped seeing each other immediately.

    • @leanie9660
      @leanie9660 3 роки тому +4

      Yup...I was becoming friendly with a guy when the conversation changed to "American pilots are spewing poisons from their planes to kill Canadians. That's what those jet streams are..it's TRUE !! Everyone else knows about this !! I've been told about the by lots of doctors !"
      Uh...goodbye crazy guy !!

    • @lindawa2073
      @lindawa2073 3 роки тому +1

      We should start calling it conspiracy myths, baceause theories are based in facts.

  • @vaughanmacegan4012
    @vaughanmacegan4012 3 роки тому +1

    I actually had Covid-19 and managed to hold my breath for 10 seconds - I am so glad I could do my bit to bust that particular myth! Yes, applaud if you feel the need :)

  • @pollytiks3885
    @pollytiks3885 3 роки тому +1

    Yes, keep the Sea Captain!!!! And while we’re at geeking out, I kinda miss the Where’s Waldo aspect of the Thorn Birds stack. Yes, I haven’t been out since March either.... 😳

  • @neolithic3
    @neolithic3 3 роки тому +125

    I feel like he missed the chance to say "demon semen". It's catchier.

    • @Cryin_Lion
      @Cryin_Lion 3 роки тому

      You ought to write comedy! Do you or have you ever thought about it?

    • @snowstrobe
      @snowstrobe 3 роки тому +1

      I hesitated to like this because the likes were on 69... my finger hovered for a second, but then I did it... sorry to ruin the moment.

    • @foxsicle
      @foxsicle 3 роки тому

      @@franksmith7247 Damn, wish my guitar would suddenly appear whenever inspiration struck cause now all i can think about is thrashing an screaming DEMON!SEMEN!!DEMON!!SEMEN!!

    • @maxpower8549
      @maxpower8549 3 роки тому +1

      demon semen 2: electric boogaloo

    • @stevehunter7402
      @stevehunter7402 3 роки тому +1

      “It’s catchier” just like a good virus!!

  • @bablumenthal9703
    @bablumenthal9703 3 роки тому +19

    Love the nod to 'church lady' and Dennis Miller at the end! Trump is crazy too.

  • @carrierogers874
    @carrierogers874 3 роки тому

    I love the sea captain! He and Charl from Patrick Willems should do a segment on being talk show sidekicks.

  • @sheskindameansometimes7541
    @sheskindameansometimes7541 3 роки тому

    Did my sea captain pic make it yet?! 😂 I love watching and rewatching these episodes 🤣 better than tv fr 🤷🏻‍♀️🤠

  • @robertmelvin5203
    @robertmelvin5203 3 роки тому +29

    I went to the witch doctor ... this is what he said ... Ooh to the eeh the ooh the aah aah, To the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang. [1960, Alvin and the Chipmunks]

    • @PC-kd7dj
      @PC-kd7dj 3 роки тому +8

      Love it! Should be Trump’s theme song!

    • @ozymandiaspbs
      @ozymandiaspbs 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🕺

    • @kaarenbock4803
      @kaarenbock4803 3 роки тому +1

      Robert Melvin ...when I say this to you:
      Ooh eeh ooh ah ah
      Ting tang walla walla bing bang
      Ooh eeh ooh ah ah
      Ting tang walla walla bang bang

    • @robertmelvin5203
      @robertmelvin5203 3 роки тому

      @@kaarenbock4803 I say back Ooh eeh ooh ah ah, Ting tang walla walla bing bang. HA HA

  • @keybladeboy
    @keybladeboy 3 роки тому +95

    The captain's a good man and I want to drink a beer with him.

    • @commonsense571
      @commonsense571 3 роки тому +5

      Arrrrh he drinks rum man!

    • @gccurry1
      @gccurry1 3 роки тому +4

      I had a beer with him. He skipped out on his share of the tab.

    • @zaphodtoasty9208
      @zaphodtoasty9208 3 роки тому +4

      @Tyeler Nowell only way a peg legged man can move

    • @gccurry1
      @gccurry1 3 роки тому +1

      @Tyeler Nowell Sure. It looks funny when he does it.

    • @christophermerlot3366
      @christophermerlot3366 3 роки тому +1

      Surely you mean a flagon of ale.

  • @rolfschmitz5526
    @rolfschmitz5526 3 роки тому +42

    I am always amazed how dumb Tucker Carlson looks when he listens during his interviews

    • @marcdecock7946
      @marcdecock7946 3 роки тому +8

      my mother had this expression: your face is going to get stuck like that... I guess now I see it happens...

    • @dma8657
      @dma8657 3 роки тому +5

      I believe that he has been called a "googly-eyed feather-duster".

    • @marcdecock7946
      @marcdecock7946 3 роки тому

      @@dma8657 It's a look he should reserve for when really outrages things happen... some examples: and even then you still didn't wear a mask? You run the country and you say there are different per capita?

    • @jennyeknox8037
      @jennyeknox8037 3 роки тому

      😂😂🤣👏

    • @petek9541
      @petek9541 3 роки тому +3

      Most polls show he is still the most punchable face.

  • @musicmills6
    @musicmills6 3 роки тому

    The first two minutes and 30 seconds of this video hit me hard dude. I was like... uncle check, Facebook double check, sea captain triple check. I’ll be sending my google sea captain pic along with this video to my uncle who also still wears his class ring. Lol

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 3 роки тому +42

    This is really unfortunate
    A large and opinionated population with access to the internet is fertile ground for conspiracy theories.

    • @abthedragon4921
      @abthedragon4921 3 роки тому +1

      @Foppish Dilettaunt that too in most cases

  • @howiethao277
    @howiethao277 3 роки тому +37

    I thought the Captain was gonna say, “The only pole I care about is the pole that shoots out seamen.” 😉

  • @robertramjam913
    @robertramjam913 3 роки тому

    Someone's been working on impersonations.
    Sopranos
    Dana Carvey
    Dennis Miller.......freaking hilarious.
    😆

  • @Jefff72
    @Jefff72 3 роки тому +35

    I swear Trump is turning into the Mad King. Soon, he's going to try to light the Wildfire under D.C.

    • @neilallenphillips590
      @neilallenphillips590 3 роки тому +1

      Should check him for syphilis. That creates a mad person in the latter years, as did Winston Churchill's father die. After all of the Chosen Ones conquests without wrapping his mushroom headed manhood during his pleasure and her getting paid he was sure to have gotten an STD and because "He cannot fail or get any diseases because he is a GOD...the Chosen One..." He refused to get it treated and it "went away" so now he thinks if you ignore all sickness it will just disappear like magic when the summer comes in April, oopsie it's August now, 4 months later and it seems to be getting worst not better, unless he meant better in that the curve would go higher, like all his graphs or maps do, except of course any maps showing paths of hurricanes coming not towards Alabama, yea, remember sharpie-gate, where captain BONE SPURS wanted an investigation by Billy Barr to find the culprit and put him in jail for 10 years. Oops sorry, the 10 years was for any and all of those bad Americans that scared little Donnie so bad he peed his pants, lucky he was wearing his jumbo depends, and he ran and hid in his hidey hole called the BUNKER.

    • @annechristian3095
      @annechristian3095 3 роки тому

      When are you going to stop hurting yourself with all the hatred you carry? You hurt no one but you, Trump does not care about your hate, I don't care as a Trump supporter about your hatred..No One does except the One who gives you the Hatred Freely in your Soul...He has a name..The Father of Hatred and Lies and Mankind. We all know hate does not come from our loving Creator God. Your choice, your eternity.

    • @theotterguy
      @theotterguy 3 роки тому +3

      @@annechristian3095 As an atheist this is the funniest thing I ever heard.You truly believe stuff like that?The craziest part is not the devil part it's the fact a woman could like Trump.Do you know how many women have accused him of rape and sexual misconduct? It's over 25.

    • @zjitterbug
      @zjitterbug 3 роки тому

      @@neilallenphillips590 Absolutely!! I've been saying this all along -Neurosyphilis, along with Narcissistic personality disorder, likely with other co-morbid psycopathy.
      Trump's "demonstration" of the "five word recall" part of his memory test was a joke. Based on my experience administering those types of tests, I seriously doubt the words he rattled of were from his. He picked words on the spot having to do with his surroundings. 🙄
      Mental status exams and tests looking for neurocognitive decline use random words that typically have no clear association, such as Ball, Cat, Apple, Mirror, Walk. At least that's the way I was taught to give them to my patients.
      Mr. Trump is just a ridiculous, selfish man, who refuses to accept responsibility for anything, or that it's not possible to "win" everything.
      The handwriting was on the wall with him years ago. I do not understand why and how so many people have been duped. It's like a form of mass hysteria.
      If only we had a viable, intelligent Independent candidate... (and I certainly don't mean Kane West)

    • @macforme
      @macforme 3 роки тому +1

      Jeff: I think you are correct. I would like to remind Seth's viewers that Trump has access to the nuclear codes... sleep tight all.
      Vote Blue in November if this is a concern.